NationStates Jolt Archive

You can read the article at:

http://www.angelfire.com/un/update

and then post your opinions below!
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NS-UN Update is an online editorial/newspaper aimed at better informing general UN members about current and upcoming UN issues.

Your comments are welcome.

I love your article. Nice short and sweet. BTW I didn't actually write the Bill of No Rights (except for the first line) it is from capitalism.com.

Bill of No Rights
By the Nation of Kisnesia

Hey, look! Another bill that ignores spell-checking! But besides the obvious spelling errors, this bill is rather beneficial to your nation.

This bill will overturn the UN's control on at least part of your nation's sovereignty. It simply lists what rights people do NOT have (but that some believe they have).

Note that this bill does NOT take away your right to give every citizen in your country a big-screen TV. It just simply keeps the UN from requiring you to do it when you don't want to.

Want to have nationalized healthcare? Go for it. Don't want nationalized healthcare? This bill says that's OK too, as long as that is what you want. It is about time we had some return of control to the nations themselves instead of a UN power-grab.

NS-UN Update ENDORSES this bill, and encourages all nations to vote for it. Now give me back my TV...

"The Kisnesia NS-UN Update is a must-read! We laughed, we cried, it was better than CATS! Don't miss your chance to subscribe today, before prices skyrocket!"

An exerpt from the Revisión del Compartimiento, Idumea's most widely-read monthly.

BUMP

"The Kisnesia NS-UN Update is a must-read! We laughed, we cried, it was better than CATS! Don't miss your chance to subscribe today, before prices skyrocket!"

An exerpt from the Revisión del Compartimiento, Idumea's most widely-read monthly.

Um, if you cried, that's, um, interesting....

And we're really not that funny. Honest.

It was better than CATS? You have no chance to survive make your time.

"The Kisnesia NS-UN Update is a must-read! We laughed, we cried, it was better than CATS! Don't miss your chance to subscribe today, before prices skyrocket!"

An exerpt from the Revisión del Compartimiento, Idumea's most widely-read monthly.

Um, if you cried, that's, um, interesting....

And we're really not that funny. Honest.

lol!

bump - Voting starts soon!

I love your article. Nice short and sweet. BTW I didn't actually write the Bill of No Rights (except for the first line) it is from capitalism.com.

Bill of No Rights
By the Nation of Kisnesia

Hey, look! Another bill that ignores spell-checking! But besides the obvious spelling errors, this bill is rather beneficial to your nation.

This bill will overturn the UN's control on at least part of your nation's sovereignty. It simply lists what rights people do NOT have (but that some believe they have).

Note that this bill does NOT take away your right to give every citizen in your country a big-screen TV. It just simply keeps the UN from requiring you to do it when you don't want to.

Want to have nationalized healthcare? Go for it. Don't want nationalized healthcare? This bill says that's OK too, as long as that is what you want. It is about time we had some return of control to the nations themselves instead of a UN power-grab.

NS-UN Update ENDORSES this bill, and encourages all nations to vote for it. Now give me back my TV...
:shock:
Wooo, back up. You really didn't write the bill?

You can read the article at:

http://www.angelfire.com/un/update

and then post your opinions below!
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NS-UN Update is an online editorial/newspaper aimed at better informing general UN members about current and upcoming UN issues.

Your comments are welcome.

Auh, I read the site, good job, I found it very enjoyable. Keep it up :D

Thank you. Actually thank Kisnesia :lol:

Woah! Bill of No Rights? Spoffin Votes No.

Woah! Bill of No Rights? Vote No.

Think of it as more of a Bill of Responsiblity

Or better yet a Disclaimer of Responsibility,

I mean it even read like something you'd find on a toaster oven.

Or better yet a Disclaimer of Responsibility,

I mean it even read like something you'd find on a toaster oven.

If you want to be poetic, consider it the "Toaster Oven" of life. Sometimes, you have to accept that the world is going to hand you burnt toast. This bill simply re-affirms that.

Or better yet a Disclaimer of Responsibility,

I mean it even read like something you'd find on a toaster oven.

If you want to be poetic, consider it the "Toaster Oven" of life. Sometimes, you have to accept that the world is going to hand you burnt toast. This bill simply re-affirms that.

When Toaster Ovens and life reaffirm'd,
oh freedom! may communism be spurned

Woah! Bill of No Rights? Vote No.

Think of it as more of a Bill of Responsiblity

It dramatically limits the powers of the UN.

Woah! Bill of No Rights? Vote No.

Think of it as more of a Bill of Responsiblity

It dramatically limits the powers of the UN.

Yes. Now the UN can only do things that promote freedom. The horror!

Woah! Bill of No Rights? Vote No.

Think of it as more of a Bill of Responsiblity

It dramatically limits the powers of the UN.

Yes. Now the UN can only do things that promote freedom. The horror!
It also prevents the UN from making new resolutions that protect rights.

Woah! Bill of No Rights? Vote No.

Think of it as more of a Bill of Responsiblity

It dramatically limits the powers of the UN.

Yes. Now the UN can only do things that promote freedom. The horror!
It also prevents the UN from making new resolutions that protect rights.
You mean, just like the bill on Grammar prevents passage of bills that have typos? :roll:

:o Who the heck came up with this idea? It's outrageous. No one would follow the rules anyways! You can't just take everyone's cares, Tv... amenities away for no reason! :evil:

Woah! Bill of No Rights? Vote No.

Think of it as more of a Bill of Responsiblity

It dramatically limits the powers of the UN.

Yes. Now the UN can only do things that promote freedom. The horror!
It also prevents the UN from making new resolutions that protect rights.
You mean, just like the bill on Grammar prevents passage of bills that have typos? :roll:
That Grammar one was just spiteful. I don't support that one either.

Actually as NSUN resolution are chronological, as soon as a resolution that contradicts this one is passed it will be in effect even when the Bill of No Rights contradicts it. Plus that's just semantics.

:o Who the heck came up with this idea? It's outrageous. No one would follow the rules anyways! You can't just take everyone's cares, Tv... amenities away for no reason! :evil:

You are misreading the bill: It says you have no inalienable right to a TV.
1. It does NOT say that you can't have a TV.
2. It does NOT say that your government cannot give out TVs.

It only says that the UN will not force your government to give out TVs.

Or better yet a Disclaimer of Responsibility,

I mean it even read like something you'd find on a toaster oven.

If you want to be poetic, consider it the "Toaster Oven" of life. Sometimes, you have to accept that the world is going to hand you burnt toast. This bill simply re-affirms that.

Absolutely. But I thought it a funny line.

Actually as NSUN resolution are chronological, as soon as a resolution that contradicts this one is passed it will be in effect even when the Bill of No Rights contradicts it. Plus that's just semantics.

True, but there is something to be said about precedent. Kisnesia no longer considers the 'Proper Grammar' rule to be in effect.

We also no longer consider the 'Replanting Trees' to be in effect, because acres can no longer be used as a form of measurement: under 'Metric System', it must be square meters.

And back into Semantics? oh well.