24-05-2003, 02:40
Greetings, UN Member Nations, and UN Regional Delegates. I am Fearless Leader, and I am here to represent my beloved Republic of Lunatic Goofballs. Today, I have applied to join the United Nations.
Though, we are a very young nation, and have some misgivings about subjecting ourselves to all UN proposals, our nation has one superceding goal, and great resource to share with the World. Tacos. We have become very aware that while many nations have ample supplies of tacos, many other nations are drastically undersupplied with this life-giving foodstuff.
On May 27th, we are pushing forward a proposal to allow all member nations to trade freely in Tacos and taco-related goods and related paraphernalia(such as cheese graters). In addition, qualified technicians will be provided to member nations to teach the taco-making process to all who are willing to learn.
We feel that regardless of political, social, or personal status, all the people in the world are entitled to the simple basic joy of Tacos. Please help us in this cause, Delegates by approving the proposal to be made on Tuesday, May 27th so the issue can come to a full vote. Thank you. Please remember to grab your sample tacos on the way out. :D
Though, we are a very young nation, and have some misgivings about subjecting ourselves to all UN proposals, our nation has one superceding goal, and great resource to share with the World. Tacos. We have become very aware that while many nations have ample supplies of tacos, many other nations are drastically undersupplied with this life-giving foodstuff.
On May 27th, we are pushing forward a proposal to allow all member nations to trade freely in Tacos and taco-related goods and related paraphernalia(such as cheese graters). In addition, qualified technicians will be provided to member nations to teach the taco-making process to all who are willing to learn.
We feel that regardless of political, social, or personal status, all the people in the world are entitled to the simple basic joy of Tacos. Please help us in this cause, Delegates by approving the proposal to be made on Tuesday, May 27th so the issue can come to a full vote. Thank you. Please remember to grab your sample tacos on the way out. :D