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"John Ashcroft Is A Hero" Proposal

Fantasan
17-05-2003, 01:21
Since a UN proposal to confirm John Ashcroft as a horse's ass has been submitted, I felt it only just to put in a Conservative counter proposal: "John Ashcroft Is A Hero" This proposal will acknowledge his lifelong goal of bringing the truth to light and seeing that justice is served. But beyond anything, it is just fair play to counter the Anti-Ashcroft proposal.
Fantasan
17-05-2003, 12:05
For those who don't know, John Ashcroft is the current US Attorney General.
18-05-2003, 04:39
What makes this cocksucker a hero?
18-05-2003, 13:35
I believe he's a just and honest man, though I don't know if that reaches the level of "Hero." As for PLO, what makes him a horse's ass?
18-05-2003, 13:36
Here is a proposal: How about ignoring the twats who post twatish stuff and only post stuff related to nationstates... go on I dare you.
18-05-2003, 15:34
Hmm, hmm, hmmm hmmm heheheehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh, thanks a lot Fantasan, I hear laughing helps you lose weight.
Goobergunchia
18-05-2003, 18:01
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This proposal will acknowledge his [AshKKKroft's] lifelong goal of bringing the truth to light and seeing that justice is served.
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Is this "justice" with a fair trial or without a fair trial :?:

AshKKKroft is a part of the BFEE and is an enemy of the Republic.

Lord Goobergunch
Goobergunchian President
18-05-2003, 19:44
"John Ashcroft Is A Hero" This proposal will acknowledge his lifelong goal of bringing the truth to light and seeing that justice is served...

Interestingly, then-Senator Ashcroft sponsored Internet privacy acts and condemned the Orwellian tactics of FBI compilation, decryption, and surveillance of personal communications, etc. Take a look at this statement where he wrote about the dangers of the government attacking the privacy of computer communications.

http://usinfo.state.gov/journals/itgic/1097/ijge/gj-7.htm

Sometimes, I can hardly believe the Attorney General is the same person as the Senator who introduced the "E-Privacy" bill to relax crypto-software controls and wrote "The state's interest in effective crime-fighting should never vitiate the citizens' Bill of Rights."

Evil clone? Mind control? Complete hypocrite? We may never know ;-)
18-05-2003, 21:27
Taken from Michael Moore's Stupid White Men:

Attorney General - John Ashcroft

The man in charge of overseeing our justice system is a man who opposed all abortion, even in cases of rape and incest; who is against providing job discrimination protection for homosexuals, who voted to limit the death penalty appeals process (and then oversaw 7 executions as Govenor); and has been a staunch supporter of over-the-top, out-of-control drug laws. Perhaps this record could explain why he lost his senate re-election bid against a dead man. For his efforts, however, Ashcroft recieved substantial donations from AT&T, Enterprise Rent-A-Car, and Monsanto. The Schering-Plough phamaceutical company contributed $50,000 - perhaps as a thank you for the bill he introduced that would of extended the company's patent on the allery pill Claritin (the bill failed). All this pharmaceutical funding might explain why Ashcroft voted against including prescription drugs in Medicare. Another campaign contributor, Microsoft, game Ashcroft $10,000 through his joint fundraising Committee with the National Republican Senatorial Committee. Lucky for them, he lost the Senate race, so that he can his full attention to running the Justice Department - or, that is, standing back while the software giant, newly freed of the court ruling that would of split the company in two, is allowed to run amok under his watchful eye.

Ashcroft is also to the Right (if such a thing exists) of the National Rifle Association when it comes to Gun Control. His first Pro-Gun act as Attorney General was to declare that Within 24 hours of a purchase and background check All documents pertaining to that person will be destroyed by the Jusitice Department, thereby rendering the government completely unaware of who has a gun and what type of gun that is.
Fantasan
18-05-2003, 21:31
Michael Moore is a Communsit piece of Sh*t. He's notorious for being one of the biggest producers of pure pinko propogana in Hollywood today. He's successful because he doesn't let a little think called "The Truth" get in his way when writing "documentaries." Please, don't tell me anyone with a high school diploma actually takes that guy seriously.
18-05-2003, 21:45
Michael Moore is a Communsit piece of Sh*t. He's notorious for being one of the biggest producers of pure pinko propogana in Hollywood today. He's successful because he doesn't let a little think called "The Truth" get in his way when writing "documentaries." Please, don't tell me anyone with a high school diploma actually takes that guy seriously.

Sure, what lies are in that piece about Ashcroft, Adolf? Who are you fan of? Michael Savage?
Fantasan
18-05-2003, 21:48
The PLO should stop sneaking out of bed during nap time. It makes him cranky. As a matter of fact, I've never heard or seen Michael Savage. You see, I have this thing called a Brain. Believe it or not, so do you. Use it some time!
18-05-2003, 21:53
The PLO should stop sneaking out of bed during nap time. It makes him cranky. As a matter of fact, I've never heard or seen Michael Savage. You see, I have this thing called a Brain. Believe it or not, so do you. Use it some time!

Sorry, I just cant fall asleep. *Gets a glass of water*

Hey, care to tell me more about this "brain?"
Fantasan
18-05-2003, 22:07
Fantasan
18-05-2003, 22:09
The brain is an organ in the your head, which allows you to percieve the world around you. But more than that, if you exercise it, it can actually be used to form independent thought, and permit you to make educated opinions based on logic (common sense) and the information you have at your disposal. Don't echo what a bunch of "so called" experts tell you is reality. Stop for a minute, think "why?" and "how?" and come up with something that's practical and realistic.
Heinlein put it best: "What are the Facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what "the stars foretell." avoid opinion, care not what neighbors think, never mind the unguessable "verdict of history" -what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the Facts!"

Michael Moore makes a living basing his facts on personal opinion and nothing substantial! Think about the "other" side before you solidify your position on something.
18-05-2003, 22:38
Michael Moore makes a living basing his facts on personal opinion and nothing substantial! Think about the "other" side before you solidify your position on something.

Cite?

Facts can't be based on opinions by definition - facts either are true or false statements. There may be false facts, and there may be selective choice of facts presented. There cannot be, to paraphrase, "facts based on personal opinion".

There is significant bias in Moore's "documentaries." In fact, no reasonable person can conclude objectivity from his pieces. There is the obvious possibility that certain statistics and facts are selectively taken.

But, on the other hand, where's the counterargument. Indeed, where are the facts? Biased or not, Moore indeed provided statements of fact. To dispute them, they must be proven false, or a counterargument of fact raised. Where is that counterargument? There's certainly a lot of rhetoric and exhortations for "logic" when there hasn't been credible information provided to disprove the given assertions.

And there sure have been even more inflammatory opinions issued on part of the OP. So, perhaps the OP could take a bit of his own advice. Provide the factual counterargument in favor of the A.G., and perhaps a credible debate could be started upon merits rather than ideological rhetoric and ad hominem attacks.
Fantasan
18-05-2003, 23:07
Alright, you want some justification on Ashcroft? Check out this site:
www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/Printable.asp?ID=5404

And if you don't know who John Ashcroft is, check out:
www.whitehouse.gov/government/ashcroft-bio.html

I've already read a dozen or so Ashcroft hating webpages, so I don't need a link to them. I've already heard the other side, and choose the stance I've taken! Ashcroft is Good!
18-05-2003, 23:11
Civil liberties threaten our freedom! Whoohoo Ashcroft! Okay, so maybe sarcasm is a low form of humor, but this is getting silly...
Fantasan
18-05-2003, 23:14
Civil liberties threaten our freedom! Whoohoo Ashcroft! Okay, so maybe sarcasm is a low form of humor, but this is getting silly...
Read the sites I posted, dingbat!
Fantasan
18-05-2003, 23:14
Civil liberties threaten our freedom! Whoohoo Ashcroft! Okay, so maybe sarcasm is a low form of humor, but this is getting silly...
At least Ashcroft hasn't killed hundreds of innocent women and children like Janet Reno did in Waco and Ruby Ridge.
18-05-2003, 23:21
Oh, honey. I did, and it's rather irritating how they put him on a pedastal. Yes, he's done good things, but he's also done some fairly stupid things.
Cotswold Morris
18-05-2003, 23:23
Michael Moore? Is he a socialist "comedian"? I remember someone coming over to England like him, who went on Question Time sometime last year.
Fantasan
18-05-2003, 23:26
I wish Michael Moore was just considered a comedian. Unfortunately, by many American Liberals, he's viewed as a legitimate maker of Documentary Films.
Foxweather
18-05-2003, 23:50
Ashcroft is a right wing bully who would lead the country into the dark ages if he ever got past where he is right now.

Foxweather will exercise its power as a delegate to kill this proposal if it makes it to a UN vote.
19-05-2003, 00:16
I wish Michael Moore was just considered a comedian. Unfortunately, by many American Liberals, he's viewed as a legitimate maker of Documentary Films.

Yes, so why do so many people use Dennis Miller as an argument? Do you consider hum legitimate? I mean, he said Arabs didnt do anything for civilization in the last 2000 years and every 9th grader could disprove that. The man's a uneducated fool; you may think the same about Michael Moore. Just watch for the movie Fahrenheit 9/11 just before the 2004 elections. 8)

I admit, hs book Stupid White Men was just an accusation of whites, CEOs and corrupt politicians. He was right when he said all those stuff about blacks and all the other stuff was hilarious. Some facts were false facts. He was right about the 2000 elections, he was right about the stereotyping of blacks, he was right about the Democrats acting like Republicans, he was right about Bush. But if I want a book I could use in arguments that give me an alternative and explain stuff I'd buy another book. Michael Moore gave us a vast majority of facts and let us decide what we wanted to do with it.
20-05-2003, 13:09
Michael Moore is a Communsit piece of Sh*t. He's notorious for being one of the biggest producers of pure pinko propogana in Hollywood today. He's successful because he doesn't let a little think called "The Truth" get in his way when writing "documentaries." Please, don't tell me anyone with a high school diploma actually takes that guy seriously.

Who should I be taking serious then? Dubya?

I'm SO glad that I don't live in the States. In fifty years it shall be written in history-books all over the world that there once was a great nation that lost itself stupidity. - And this country will not be France
20-05-2003, 13:16
Civil liberties threaten our freedom! Whoohoo Ashcroft! Okay, so maybe sarcasm is a low form of humor, but this is getting silly...
At least Ashcroft hasn't killed hundreds of innocent women and children like Janet Reno did in Waco and Ruby Ridge.

Is that so?

- Making gunlaws more liberal doesn't kill people?
- Being part of a Government that cuts back on social welfare doesn't kill people?
- How about the killing of hundreds of innocent Iraqis and Afganis?
Goobergunchia
20-09-2003, 19:05
The PLO should stop sneaking out of bed during nap time. It makes him cranky. As a matter of fact, I've never heard or seen Michael Savage. You see, I have this thing called a Brain. Believe it or not, so do you. Use it some time!

Sometimes I wonder...

Lord Evif, Goobergunchian UN Ambassador
DU Regional Delegate
The Global Market
20-09-2003, 19:06
I hate Ashcroft.

I wouldn't trust him as my local mall cop, much less attorney general of the United States.
Fantasan
20-09-2003, 19:16
I hate Ashcroft.

I wouldn't trust him as my local mall cop, much less attorney general of the United States.

Who would you choose as Attorney General? Ashcroft isn't perfect, but he's about ten thousand times better than Janet Reno, or Joycelin "The Masturbator" Elders.
The Global Market
20-09-2003, 19:19
I hate Ashcroft.

I wouldn't trust him as my local mall cop, much less attorney general of the United States.

Who would you choose as Attorney General? Ashcroft isn't perfect, but he's about ten thousand times better than Janet Reno, or Joycelin "The Masturbator" Elders.

Reno I dislike, though I did like Elders.
Goobergunchia
20-09-2003, 19:27
I hate Ashcroft.

I wouldn't trust him as my local mall cop, much less attorney general of the United States.

Who would you choose as Attorney General? Ashcroft isn't perfect, but he's about ten thousand times better than Janet Reno, or Joycelin "The Masturbator" Elders.

Elders was the Surgeon General, not the AG.
20-09-2003, 19:28
Fantasan is a threat to human dignity.
The Global Market
20-09-2003, 19:29
I hate Ashcroft.

I wouldn't trust him as my local mall cop, much less attorney general of the United States.

Who would you choose as Attorney General? Ashcroft isn't perfect, but he's about ten thousand times better than Janet Reno, or Joycelin "The Masturbator" Elders.

Elders was the Surgeon General, not the AG.

Yeah I was about to say... but I still like Elders. Except for her support for Affirmative Action, I think she was good. She had a good sense of humor, especially about abortion, too.
Tisonica
20-09-2003, 19:55
LOL!!! Too... funny..... Ashcroft??? HERO? LOL!!!!

*dies laughing*
Stephistan
20-09-2003, 19:58
IC: I don't believe there is any one by the name of John Ashcroft is Nation States is there? I've never heard of him...

OOC: If you're talking about the one in the real world.. well if a guy who turns a country into a police state is your idea of a hero.. then carry on.. :shock:

Peace,
Stephanie.
Goobergunchia
20-09-2003, 20:11
IC: I don't believe there is any one by the name of John Ashcroft is Nation States is there? I've never heard of him...

OOC: If you're talking about the one in the real world.. well if a guy who turns a country into a police state is your idea of a hero.. then carry on.. :shock:

Peace,
Stephanie.

John Ashcroft used to be First Minister Arbusto's Minister of Justice. However, he attempted to bomb the Gunchenjuris and was subsequently impeached. He is now serving a life sentence in Goobergunchia's deepest dungeon.
Fantasan
20-09-2003, 21:27
This proposal was submitted and gone in May, but if you people want to keep posting, I'll be glad to resubmit it.
Stephistan
20-09-2003, 21:44
This proposal was submitted and gone in May, but if you people want to keep posting, I'll be glad to resubmit it.

Submit to your hearts content.. it will never come to vote.

Oh, on a side note.. that brain you keep claiming to have and use.. it's believe not beleive :roll:

Peace,
Stephanie.
20-09-2003, 21:47
This proposal was submitted and gone in May, but if you people want to keep posting, I'll be glad to resubmit it.

Submit to your hearts content.. it will never come to vote.

Oh, on a side note.. that brain you keep claiming to have and use.. it's believe not beleive :roll:

Peace,
Stephanie.

Of course, you can just insult anybody because you're a mod. Calling the United States a Police state pretty much summed up your lack of a brain.
20-09-2003, 21:48
This proposal was submitted and gone in May, but if you people want to keep posting, I'll be glad to resubmit it.

Submit to your hearts content.. it will never come to vote.

Oh, on a side note.. that brain you keep claiming to have and use.. it's believe not beleive :roll:

Peace,
Stephanie.

Of course, you can just insult anybody because you're a mod. Calling the United States a Police state pretty much summed up your lack of a brain.
Athine
20-09-2003, 21:50
Since a UN proposal to confirm John Ashcroft as a horse's ass has been submitted, I felt it only just to put in a Conservative counter proposal: "John Ashcroft Is A Hero" This proposal will acknowledge his lifelong goal of bringing the truth to light and seeing that justice is served. But beyond anything, it is just fair play to counter the Anti-Ashcroft proposal.

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Yukyuk.jpg
Tisonica
20-09-2003, 21:50
This proposal was submitted and gone in May, but if you people want to keep posting, I'll be glad to resubmit it.

Submit to your hearts content.. it will never come to vote.

Oh, on a side note.. that brain you keep claiming to have and use.. it's believe not beleive :roll:

Peace,
Stephanie.

Of course, you can just insult anybody because you're a mod. Calling the United States a Police state pretty much summed up your lack of a brain.

Fantasan has repeatedly insulted her, and is lcuky he hasnt been deleted for griefing the mods. He is in no position to complain.
Blamgolia
20-09-2003, 21:50
I believe that people in the US live under the new McCarthyism:

John Ashcroft is the new Joseph McCarthy, one who considers anyone who disagrees with him to be a traitor.

He substitutes Terrorists with Communists in his crusade..

The way I see it, I would never trust one such as him, and consider him to be a traitor and disgrace to the nation, by using fear to change policy.

We're better off with a dead person in office.
Stephistan
20-09-2003, 21:53
This proposal was submitted and gone in May, but if you people want to keep posting, I'll be glad to resubmit it.

Submit to your hearts content.. it will never come to vote.

Oh, on a side note.. that brain you keep claiming to have and use.. it's believe not beleive :roll:

Peace,
Stephanie.

Of course, you can just insult anybody because you're a mod. Calling the United States a Police state pretty much summed up your lack of a brain.

Umm Fantasan why don't you just post with your own name instead of creating this one? It really makes you lose a lot of (if you ever had any) creditability.

Peace,
Stephanie.
20-09-2003, 21:59
This proposal was submitted and gone in May, but if you people want to keep posting, I'll be glad to resubmit it.

Submit to your hearts content.. it will never come to vote.

Oh, on a side note.. that brain you keep claiming to have and use.. it's believe not beleive :roll:

Peace,
Stephanie.

Of course, you can just insult anybody because you're a mod. Calling the United States a Police state pretty much summed up your lack of a brain.

Umm Fantasan why don't you just post with your own name instead of creating this one? It really makes you lose a lot of (if you ever had any) creditability.

Peace,
Stephanie.

Because I created this nation as a joke and didn't feel like logging back in. You go out of your way to mock in insult me every day, and nobody will touch you because you're a mod.
Athine
20-09-2003, 22:04
This proposal was submitted and gone in May, but if you people want to keep posting, I'll be glad to resubmit it.

Submit to your hearts content.. it will never come to vote.

Oh, on a side note.. that brain you keep claiming to have and use.. it's believe not beleive :roll:

Peace,
Stephanie.

Of course, you can just insult anybody because you're a mod. Calling the United States a Police state pretty much summed up your lack of a brain.

Umm Fantasan why don't you just post with your own name instead of creating this one? It really makes you lose a lot of (if you ever had any) creditability.

Peace,
Stephanie.

Because I created this nation as a joke and didn't feel like logging back in. You go out of your way to mock in insult me every day, and nobody will touch you because you're a mod.

What goes around comes around. If you don't like being insulted and mocked why do you insult and mock others?
Stephistan
20-09-2003, 22:06
Oh now Fantasan, you insult me far more then I have ever insulted you. When I say stuff to you it's not a personal attack, you can't say the same. The only difference is you go crying to moderation about me and I just let it slide because I'm an adult.

You created that nation not as a joke but to fool people into thinking you had a shred of support here. Let's not take us all for fools. You may think we are stupid.. I assure you most of us are not. Nice attempt at a back-peddle though! Sheesh! :roll:

Peace,
Stephanie.
Copiosa Scotia
20-09-2003, 23:51
I don't think, as some do, that Ashcroft is a racist, or even a genuinely bad man. However, I do believe that since he became Attorney General, he has done more harm than good.
21-09-2003, 07:05
:( If only I had wished that then-Senator Ashcroft won reelection against that dead man in Missouri!
Demo-Bobylon
21-09-2003, 10:32
Michael Moore is a Communsit piece of Sh*t. He's notorious for being one of the biggest producers of pure pinko propogana in Hollywood today. He's successful because he doesn't let a little think called "The Truth" get in his way when writing "documentaries." Please, don't tell me anyone with a high school diploma actually takes that guy seriously.

a) He's not a communist
b) What's so wrong with communists?
c) Explain yourself
d) "Think" called the truth? He uses the truth a lot, he exposes it where the Bush administration hides it.
e) Many people do. He's clever, funny and raises good points.
Demo-Bobylon
21-09-2003, 10:40
The US is a police state. There was a series of adverts trying to show the freedom in the US. One showed a supposedly alternative US where a man asks for a banned book and is taken away for questioning. THe voiceover said: "Freedom. Cherish it". However, the FBI now can seize book sales. Ironic?
I think it was reported in the TES that a Muslim travelling to America shortly after 9/11 was stopped at the airport. His copy of the TES aroused their suspicions. He was carrying an essay on Marx, which really got them interested. The notes he had scribbled round the text were seen by the police, who attempted to decipher them.
Oh, another example of Islamiphobia: a Palistani who went missing afetr September 11th was suspected of being a terrorist on the run. His body was discovered at Ground Zero - he was a voluntary helper who died when the towers collapsed.
21-09-2003, 16:44
TES?
21-09-2003, 17:28
Michael Moore is a Communsit piece of Sh*t. He's notorious for being one of the biggest producers of pure pinko propogana in Hollywood today. He's successful because he doesn't let a little think called "The Truth" get in his way when writing "documentaries." Please, don't tell me anyone with a high school diploma actually takes that guy seriously.

At least he tells the truth, unlike *some* people.
21-09-2003, 17:47
Michael Moore is a Communsit piece of Sh*t. He's notorious for being one of the biggest producers of pure pinko propogana in Hollywood today. He's successful because he doesn't let a little think called "The Truth" get in his way when writing "documentaries." Please, don't tell me anyone with a high school diploma actually takes that guy seriously.

At least he tells the truth, unlike *some* people.

I actually laughed at that. Please, don't be gullible.