NationStates Jolt Archive

"Sartorial and Style Standards"

08-01-2003, 08:22
I cordially invite UN Delegates to consider the draft proposal for the "Sartorial and Style Standards" resolution, currently on page 24.

If enacted, the resolution will have a positive, significant impact on all nations whose economy relies on Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, Retail, Clothing, or indeed any nation committed to the virtues of good taste.

It reads:

"Nations whose economy depends on Retail, Basket Weaving, Clothing, etc. would benefit from tax incentives and a reduction of trade barriers. Indeed any nation which places great importance on fashion, interior, architectural, landscape and industrial design would be rewarded for their pursuit to make the world and its people aesthetically more agreeable."

The beautiful men of Adonis Island can further testify to the Adonic adage: "Look good, feel good".

Yours sincerely,
HRH Prince Michael The First
The Principality of Adonis Island

"Cloning male models since forever!"
09-01-2003, 04:24

In support of the Principality of Adonis Island's draft UN "Sartorial and Style Standards" resolution, the Empire of Esthet wishes to announce the following:

The Italian fashion boutiques favoured by Esthet's most glamorous citizens, upon consultation (and promises of heavy subsidies) with the Ministry of Good Taste, have agreed to hold a 50% clearance sale on next season's lines for one week only beginning Saturday. From Prada, Max Mara, Dolce & Gabbana, and Giorgio Armani to Gucci, Versace, Pucci, Bottega Veneta and Salvatore Ferragamo, the hottest footwear, luggage, and fashions will be available. The Ministry wishes to assure cautious bargain-hunters who objected to the recent trend of peasant fashion that there won't be a single peasant blouse or skirt in sight.

Shoppers are expected to begin lining up from midnight Friday, immediately following the inaugural Black & White ball at Esthet's Palace Ballroom. Doors open at 10am.

Members of the Gay Alliance are entitled to a further 10% discount.

Glamor U. S. Diva
Minister of Good Taste
Empire of Esthet