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Does everyone else see my post count as "n/a"? This is very weird...

Yea, there's a couple of other people like that as well.

I've noticed Eichen and Fiddlebottoms. I wonder what causes it.

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Does everyone else see my post count as "n/a"? This is very weird...
Yeah, our profiles are also unclickable. We are the first generation of NS General Z0MB13s, soon the world will quail before our plague of death and poorly articulated political beliefs.

Does everyone else see my post count as "n/a"? This is very weird...
It's bad...it must be internet herpes.

It's bad...it must be internet herpes.
Does ANYONE listen to Colodia when he advises against buying used cars? Noooooo!

Something I just thought of (but can't edit into my post, it seems that lack of editting power is the only Z0MB13 weakness), Uber, did you try and edit your sig recently? That's the last thing I tried before joining the differently living, and I think someone else mentioned it as well.

We are the first generation of NS General Z0MB13s, soon the world will quail before our plague of death and poorly articulated political beliefs.
I want to be a "Z0MB13" too!

it means your on chuck norris' hit list...

Wow, that's pretty weird. I guess they're on to you...

Does ANYONE listen to Colodia when he advises against buying used cars? Noooooo!
Fiddlebottoms doesn't listen to Colodia because Colodia talks about Colodia in the third person. Only people with nothing of value to say speak in the third person, in Fiddlebottoms' humble opinion.

Clearly they're nations of little to no concsquence and who's demise at the hands of my evil conspiracy will beinift mankind...

Something I just thought of (but can't edit into my post, it seems that lack of editting power is the only Z0MB13 weakness), Uber, did you try and edit your sig recently? That's the last thing I tried before joining the differently living, and I think someone else mentioned it as well.

Yes! I tried to edit it, and then the server had a tantrum.

Clearly they're nations of little to no concsquence and who's demise at the hands of my evil conspiracy will beinift mankind...
Is this is the Jewish or Rotovia conspiracy?

Fiddlebottoms doesn't listen to Colodia because Colodia talks about Colodia in the third person. Only people with nothing of value to say speak in the third person, in Fiddlebottoms' humble opinion.
:cool:

Rather than afflicted, I prefer to see myself as "chosen" or "destined for greatness" or... oh who am I kidding. My account has been buttraped and now it has STDs.

Does everyone else see my post count as "n/a"? This is very weird...

IIRC this may be something to do with being registered with the Jolt servers, but not being logged into the NS forums...

Fiddlebottoms doesn't listen to Colodia because Colodia talks about Colodia in the third person. Only people with nothing of value to say speak in the third person, in Fiddlebottoms' humble opinion.
Know what? Colodia just put you on notice.

I kind of want to join you, but I am loathe to sacrifice my 16,000 posts.

As I wrote in another thread:
[It] appears only to be happening to the criminally insane (such as yourself and Fiddlebottoms). I, of course, am only crackpot insane, hence my postcount remains.

QED.

EDIT: I don't care about my pittance of posts - I'm going in! HYPOTHESIS STYLE...

Rather than afflicted, I prefer to see myself as "chosen" or "destined for greatness" or... oh who am I kidding. My account has been buttraped and now it has STDs.
Z0MB13 STDs! Which have the same great taste, but with only one Calorie per serving.

Know what? Colodia just put you on notice.
You are now dead to Fiddlebottoms.

Is this is the Jewish or Rotovia conspiracy?
No, I believe it is the French conspiracy.

As I wrote in another thread:


EDIT: I don't care about my pittance of posts - I'm going in! HYPOTHESIS STYLE...
But I'm criminally insane! :(

It didn't work. I revert to my original hypothesis and create a null hypothesis of Fiddlebottoms'.

You are now dead to Fiddlebottoms.
Colodia recommends that you read that quote aloud to thyself and that you shall think about that which thy haseth doneth.

Is this is the Jewish or Rotovia conspiracy?
Just a Rotovia one, this time. My Elite Corps of Jewish Nazis are busy building a giant magnifying glass capable of melting icecubes from space, for reason that confude and disturb...

But I'm criminally insane! :(
Aw, sorry hun - your just crackers. You see, you have to cross several lines to become criminally insane. The final one, which both Uber Awesome and Fiddlebottoms crossed, was to be interned briefly in the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. And we only went for that day visit, 'member that? Hmm?

It's OK. I'll let you wear your straight jacket when we get home, you can play at being criminally insane. Heck, you can practice getting out of the jacket, for when the time finally comes...:)

I hope they fix this soon...

I hope they fix this soon...
I predict it will be fixed in exactly five hours... *mysterious screen distortion*

Colodia recommends that you read that quote aloud to thyself and that you shall think about that which thy haseth doneth.
The Right Honourable Fiddlebottoms has partaken of Colodia's advice, and has found no substance in it. The Right Honourable Fiddlebottoms is, then, left with no choice but to say that Colodia's words are the money of fools.
The Right Honourable Fiddlebottoms would put Colodia on the Right Honourable Fiddlebottoms' Ignore List, but the Right Honourable Fiddlebottoms can't edit the Right Honourable Fiddlebottoms' settings and is becoming rather exhasuted due to typing the Right Honourable Fiddlebottoms' name so much.

There's a discussion going on in Tech (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=456734) that attempts to give a sane explanation for the phenomenon.

But I much prefer the theories being advanced here.

Edit: Sorry, folks. Somehow, somewhere, something about this thread must have made me think it was in General.

*holds onto posts for dear life*

i don't want to be a zombi! *breaks down and cries* :eek:



(thread was moved from General... how else doya think i'd have found it? outside general is scaaaary :eek: )

There's a discussion going on in Tech (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=456734) that attempts to give a sane explanation for the phenomenon.

But I much prefer the theories being advanced here.

Edit: Sorry, folks. Somehow, somewhere, something about this thread must have made me think it was in General.

It was in General. It got moved. The reason I didn't post it in technical was that I am too pessimistic to believe that the staff can fix it.

hrm.. this is the first time ive been able to get on in 2 days.. my signature is gone (the mess up happened when i tried to edit my signature) and i also have n/a posts and the inability to edit..

An interesting pattern emerges. Testing...

Edit: Changing the signature did not destroy my ability to edit.

the problem seems to be spreading... today i saw more posters with n/a posts :eek:

maybe i was lucky and just didn't see them yesterday, but still :eek:

There is already a thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=456734) dealing with this. And it has considerably less spam.