NationStates Jolt Archive


Solution to Our Problems!

Mikitivity
27-04-2005, 19:20
INTERIOR: TECHNICAL FORUM, NATIONSTATES FORUMS - EVENING

MIKITIVITY stands in his pod as it floats in the middle of the vast ether-space.

MIKITIVITY: In response to the direct disk space threat to the NationStates mesa propose that the Mods give immediately emergency powers to [violet].

Uproar. MIKITIVITY looks a little sheepish.

Brief silence, then a rolling wave of APPLAUSE. MIKITIVITY beams and bows.

[violet] rises.

[violet]: It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love freedom of choice... I love NationStates. But I am mild by nature, and I do not desire to see the destruction of freedom of choice. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And as my first act with this new authority, I will take us back in time. One day in fact, and allow us to retrace what we've done before. I will not go back and alter your nation's game texts, especially those of you that have complained over the years. I will not start deleting trouble makers just to clear up disk space. NationStates will go on.