NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm an april fool ;) :rolleyes:

Check out the April Fools' thread ;)

You're an April Fool! :p

seeing as it is april 1st, and you can still access nationstates, would it not be logical that this is an april fools? come on people, some of this is common sense

Yes, but only a very small amount...

lol, if that doesnt scare off the n00bs...

what are n00bs?

YaY 29th of april is my birthday...

*love and joy and more love*

The joke was good though. I believed it for about five seconds, and considering how credibly it is written, that is a lot. :D Thanks to whoever of the admins did it; the best laugh so far today!

what are n00bs?

YaY 29th of april is my birthday...

*love and joy and more love*

n00b=crappy roleplayer. Mostly used as a derogatory term to refer to a newbie (or any player, for that matter) who nukes ("n00kz") everything in a futile attempt to take over the world. Crappy rpers, most n00bs have no interest in learning how to rp properly. N00bs frequently godmod (read the stickies in the International Incidents forum).

Some players also use the word 'n00b' to refer to all newbies; when used in this context, the term is not derogatory.

Given that it said "HomeWORLD Security" LOL

That scared the living the hell out of me :confused: . I live in a town with a massive uranium proccessing plant, and lately I've been taking pictures of it. I thought INTERPOL was after me or some thing. I locked the door, hid my weapons all around my house and almost ran for the fallout shelter.

Damn you Max Barry.

The minuet I got onto nationstates and read that message, the phone rang....
that scared that crap out of me .

*ducks down. Its the FEDS*

If the phone had of rang then, I probably would've had a heart attack.

Heh, nice one. I'm assuming everyones noticed the
The Most likely to be deleted in Monkey Island:
The following nations were judged most likely to be GORTed by the vast Moderator Conspiracy :D
Google's in on it as well - GoogleGulp anyone?

Heh, nice one. I'm assuming everyones noticed the
:D
Google's in on it as well - GoogleGulp anyone?

Google? Didn't notice that...

Yup... the symbol in the center is from StarGate SG1... that should have given it away. But hey, GO DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY!

As long as you don't touch my NS... *loads shotgun for emphasis*

I can handle it, I can handle it!!!! *thunk*

Google gulp. (http://www.google.com/googlegulp/) Knowledge for your brain.

LOL!!! That was great. I about had a heart attack. I even went so far as to email my Dad to have him do some research. What tipped me off was the slogan they listed.

"War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength."

Somehow, that didn't exactly seem logical for the DHS. I googled it, found out it was written by George Orwell.

All I could think was "Mom's gonna kill me if I get questioned..."

Anyway, great job Max!
:p

But hey, GO DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY!

Don't you mean "Homeworld Security"?

"We have no intentions of April Fools pranks. We are far too professional for that."