Strawberry Eggs
03-04-2004, 21:26
1. "I just can't get a girl no matter what I do," laments acne-afflicted nerd, Billy-Bob Silk. "If the cops would just look the other way about prostitution, it'd make my life much easier. Yeah, I'd be risking all sorts of diseases, but it's my body isn't it?"
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2. "We can't allow this to happen!" protests Dr. Billy-Bob Silk, senior pathologist of Strawberry Eggs's largest hospital. "Prostitution is a dangerous business and must remain illegal! People need to be more aware of the consequences that could follow like the risk of contracting HIV, chlamydia, or even AIDS. I say we get some funding for a large awareness programme on sexually transmitted diseases and maybe then people will act responsibly between the covers. It'll be expensive sure, but well worth it."
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3. "Not so fast now!" interjects daring entrepreneur, Colin Silk. "Why don't we just have the prostitution industry run by the government? By letting the government regulate prostitution, Strawberry Eggs can force any patrons to undergo tests for diseases, make prostitutes have regular medical check-ups and pay a portion of their profits to the government. Of course we'd still have to put more policemen on the streets to keep illegal brothels from popping up and make sure the hospitals are equipped to handle the extra workload, but you can always raise taxes to account for that."
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Is it me or are all the spoke person related or the same person?
Two Billy-Bob Silk and 1 Colin Silk
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2. "We can't allow this to happen!" protests Dr. Billy-Bob Silk, senior pathologist of Strawberry Eggs's largest hospital. "Prostitution is a dangerous business and must remain illegal! People need to be more aware of the consequences that could follow like the risk of contracting HIV, chlamydia, or even AIDS. I say we get some funding for a large awareness programme on sexually transmitted diseases and maybe then people will act responsibly between the covers. It'll be expensive sure, but well worth it."
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3. "Not so fast now!" interjects daring entrepreneur, Colin Silk. "Why don't we just have the prostitution industry run by the government? By letting the government regulate prostitution, Strawberry Eggs can force any patrons to undergo tests for diseases, make prostitutes have regular medical check-ups and pay a portion of their profits to the government. Of course we'd still have to put more policemen on the streets to keep illegal brothels from popping up and make sure the hospitals are equipped to handle the extra workload, but you can always raise taxes to account for that."
[Accept]
Is it me or are all the spoke person related or the same person?
Two Billy-Bob Silk and 1 Colin Silk