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Strawberry Eggs
03-04-2004, 21:26
1. "I just can't get a girl no matter what I do," laments acne-afflicted nerd, Billy-Bob Silk. "If the cops would just look the other way about prostitution, it'd make my life much easier. Yeah, I'd be risking all sorts of diseases, but it's my body isn't it?"
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2. "We can't allow this to happen!" protests Dr. Billy-Bob Silk, senior pathologist of Strawberry Eggs's largest hospital. "Prostitution is a dangerous business and must remain illegal! People need to be more aware of the consequences that could follow like the risk of contracting HIV, chlamydia, or even AIDS. I say we get some funding for a large awareness programme on sexually transmitted diseases and maybe then people will act responsibly between the covers. It'll be expensive sure, but well worth it."
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3. "Not so fast now!" interjects daring entrepreneur, Colin Silk. "Why don't we just have the prostitution industry run by the government? By letting the government regulate prostitution, Strawberry Eggs can force any patrons to undergo tests for diseases, make prostitutes have regular medical check-ups and pay a portion of their profits to the government. Of course we'd still have to put more policemen on the streets to keep illegal brothels from popping up and make sure the hospitals are equipped to handle the extra workload, but you can always raise taxes to account for that."
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Is it me or are all the spoke person related or the same person?

Two Billy-Bob Silk and 1 Colin Silk
Myrth
03-04-2004, 21:31
The forenames and surnames are randomly selected from a database, so coincidents do occur.
Strawberry Eggs
04-04-2004, 05:15
LOL I just got two more people with Billy-Bob name on the same issue. I guess Billy-Bob is a popular name.

Need a bigger name database?
04-04-2004, 05:33
LOL I just got two more people with Billy-Bob name on the same issue. I guess Billy-Bob is a popular name.

Need a bigger name database?
The database is reasonably big as is. It's just the laws of probability messing with your mind.
1 Infinite Loop
04-04-2004, 08:08
It is funny that the topic about getting a woman woudl be posted by a person with the name Strawberry Eggs,

http://home.tiscali.de/doctomoe/anime/immse.jpg
I, My, Me.
Unfree People
04-04-2004, 08:42
Maybe I don't really want to know the answer, but what do strawberry eggs have to do with prostitution?
1 Infinite Loop
04-04-2004, 10:04
Well my braims maide the weird linkup between getting girls with the show I, My, Me Strawberry eggs, from which the image is taken, although, in the image, teh gal in the purple vest, is a dude in drag.

he is a teacher who cannot get a teaching job so his landlady dresses him up in drag to get a job at this private girls school that only hires females.