NationStates Jolt Archive

The Ancestral Homeland of Caveymen is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.386 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

Slight discrepancy there...

The Ancestral Homeland of Caveymen is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.386 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

Slight discrepancy there...


Anarchies have this

The Republic of CENSORED is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 417 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A large private sector is led by the Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail industries.

Weird :roll:

The first paragraph follows the following layout:

- Full nation name
- Brief descriptor based on general state of the nation (size, economy, environment)
- Phrase based on issue choices ("absense of social welfare", "compulsory military service", "devotion to social welfare", etc.)
- General descriptor of the citizens
- Population
- Stock sentance, or series of, depending on UN Classification. For example, every single Capitalist Paradise in the game will say "ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which."

It is kind of funny to read the mishaps though! :lol: