TROUSRS
21-01-2004, 22:07
"Don't Dam Our Rivers, Damnit!" Say Protesters
The Issue
A group of Greenpeace protesters have called for an end to a government proposal to begin damming rivers in TROUSRS to increase water supplies and generate power.
The Debate
"Don't build dams!" shouts protestor Abraham Utopia through a microphone heavily afflicted with feedback. "Do you know how many fish die in other dams in [Error evaluating "region->query('name')", type eval: Can't locate object method "query" via package "region" (perhaps you forgot to load "region"?) at (eval 455) line 1. JGConfig::__ANON__('Can\'t locate object method "query" via package "region" (perhap...') called at (eval 455) line 1 eval 'region->query(\'name\') ;' called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 154 Dynamic::handle_macros('Nation=HASH(0x918219c)', undef, 'HASH(0x95fc3d4)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 301 Dynamic::parse('
The Issue
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[Accept]
"Think before you open your mouth," says engineer Pip O'Bannon. "While TROUSRS may have to pay the price in animal diversity, as well as adverse effects on the environment, do we really want fossil-fuel based plants polluting TROUSRS? If you use your common sense, I think you'll find that damming some rivers would be a good idea. Plus, think of how much the economy would benefit from all the jobs these projects would create."
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
Issue by: The Radical Libertarian Paradise of Frigben
Editor: Reploid Productions
Maybe Rep needs to take a course in issue editing 101? :wink:
The Issue
A group of Greenpeace protesters have called for an end to a government proposal to begin damming rivers in TROUSRS to increase water supplies and generate power.
The Debate
"Don't build dams!" shouts protestor Abraham Utopia through a microphone heavily afflicted with feedback. "Do you know how many fish die in other dams in [Error evaluating "region->query('name')", type eval: Can't locate object method "query" via package "region" (perhaps you forgot to load "region"?) at (eval 455) line 1. JGConfig::__ANON__('Can\'t locate object method "query" via package "region" (perhap...') called at (eval 455) line 1 eval 'region->query(\'name\') ;' called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 154 Dynamic::handle_macros('Nation=HASH(0x918219c)', undef, 'HASH(0x95fc3d4)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 301 Dynamic::parse('
The Issue
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A group of Greenpeace protesters have call...', 'Nation=HASH(0x918219c)', 'HASH(0x95fc3d4)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 390 Dynamic::parse_dilemma('Nation=HASH(0x918219c)', 'HASH(0x95fc3d4)') called at (eval 452) line 1 eval 'parse_dilemma($nation, $xtra) ;' called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 154 Dynamic::handle_macros('Nation=HASH(0x918219c)', undef, 'HASH(0x95fc3d4)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 301 Dynamic::parse('^J...', 'Nation=HASH(0x918219c)', 'HASH(0x95fc3d4)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/Dynamic.pm line 285 Dynamic::generate_page('Nation=HASH(0x918219c)', 'show_dilemma', 'HASH(0x95fc3d4)') called at /home/nation/public_html/cgi-bin/index.cgi line 340 Apache::ROOT::cgi_2dbin::index_2ecgi::handler('Apache=SCALAR(0x9475d64)') called at /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.6.1/i386-linux/Apache/Registry.pm line 143 eval {...} called at /usr/lib/perl5/vendor_perl/5.6.1/i386-linux/Apache/Registry.pm line 143 Apache::Registry::handler('Apache=SCALAR(0x9475d64)') called at (eval 455) line 0 eval {...} called at (eval 455) line 0 ] each year? Have you heard of the adverse effects building a dam has on the surrounding environment? Dam up this flood of dams, damn it!"
[Accept]
"Think before you open your mouth," says engineer Pip O'Bannon. "While TROUSRS may have to pay the price in animal diversity, as well as adverse effects on the environment, do we really want fossil-fuel based plants polluting TROUSRS? If you use your common sense, I think you'll find that damming some rivers would be a good idea. Plus, think of how much the economy would benefit from all the jobs these projects would create."
[Accept]
The Government Position
The government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.
If you wish, you may simply dismiss this issue.
Issue by: The Radical Libertarian Paradise of Frigben
Editor: Reploid Productions
Maybe Rep needs to take a course in issue editing 101? :wink: