NationStates Jolt Archive


lost?

03-10-2003, 04:10
is their a guide on what to do? i mean how do you guys build armys and weapons? how do you attack other countries? i mean so far the only thing i can do is put in my view on issues and such. . .help
Lemmingcus Meenicus
03-10-2003, 05:23
is their a guide on what to do? i mean how do you guys build armys and weapons? how do you attack other countries? i mean so far the only thing i can do is put in my view on issues and such. . .help

Before you can attack other countries you have to enable the "cowcost" feature.
Ackbar
03-10-2003, 05:25
While in the forums, read all the stickies, at least skim them.

When out of the forums, look into the FAQ.
03-10-2003, 15:51
Hey man i'm with you cause I don't know what i'm doin' either. PLEASE SOMEBODY HELLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Qaaolchoura
03-10-2003, 23:49
*sigh* Why does this get asked roughly twice daily?

Anywhen, it is all RPed. To read about RP etiquitte:

Godmodding and Godmoding, read this before doing any RP (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15957)

List of useful links (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=29774)

Read it all before going on.
Sirocco
04-10-2003, 00:00
While in the forums, read all the stickies, at least skim them.

When out of the forums, look into the FAQ.

That really is all you need. It'll turn you into an NS veteran in less than 20 minutes. Guaranteed!*

*As long as you actually read them, understand them and are willing to pay a six hundred thousand pound fee every day to the administrators, give your possessions to various benefactors and give up your daughter or prospective daughter's hand in marriage.

(j/k apart from the underlined bit.)
Qaaolchoura
04-10-2003, 00:13
As long as you actually read them, understand them and are willing to pay a six hundred thousand pound fee every day to the administrators, give your possessions to various benefactors and give up your daughter or prospective daughter's hand in marriage.

(j/k apart from the underlined bit.)
Sirocco
04-10-2003, 00:14
*slaps Qaa silly with a mousepad*
Peng-Pau
04-10-2003, 00:15
*slaps Qaa silly with a mousepad*

*hands Sirocco his steel rod*

;)
NeoMetal
04-10-2003, 00:18
Everyone always forgets to tell the new people the most important rule,pay tribute to NuMetal,its a real rule,[violet] was supposed to add it to the faq but shes rather busy :wink:
Sirocco
04-10-2003, 00:24
*slaps Qaa silly with a mousepad*

*hands Sirocco his steel rod*

;)

*does something unpleasant to Qaa. :twisted: *

OK, I'll stop hijacking this thread now! :wink:
Peng-Pau
04-10-2003, 00:37
*slaps Qaa silly with a mousepad*

*hands Sirocco his steel rod*

;)

*does something unpleasant to Qaa. :twisted: *

OK, I'll stop hijacking this thread now! :wink:

I'd rather you didn't do unpleasant things to Qaa with my steel rod... :P
Qaaolchoura
04-10-2003, 00:37
Not yet you don't. :evil:

*Pulls out flamethrower that Sirocco gave Qaa to celebrate his Delegacy. . .*

Wondrous irony.
Sirocco
04-10-2003, 00:40
*requests split and move to General*

Right then...

*hands Peng-Pau steel rod back*

Don't worry, you can wash it... now then...

*pulls back sleeves*

Ready to rock and roll Qaa? :twisted:
Peng-Pau
04-10-2003, 00:45
*washes his steel rod vigourously with lots of soap*

*chuckles...* I know what you're thinking, you pervs...
NeoMetal
04-10-2003, 00:47
*washes his steel rod vigourously*

*chuckles...* I know what you're thinking, you pervs...


hey something abou...*reads quote*
ok nvm
Peng-Pau
04-10-2003, 00:49
*washes his steel rod vigourously*

*chuckles...* I know what you're thinking, you pervs...


hey something abou...*reads quote*
ok nvm

Hehehe...

You can't see me, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Qaaolchoura
04-10-2003, 00:49
*puts flamethrower back*

*reaches into sleeve and pulls out. . .*

*flightless hippo*

Whoops, bad thing to use against Siro. :wink:

*stuffs hippo back op sleeve and pulls out. . .*

*nothing, reaches in again, and pulls out water ballon. . .*

*Filled with n- <you'll have to wait and see. . .>
Sirocco
04-10-2003, 00:50
The king stepped back warily. He didn't like the sound of a ballon full of ens... slowly he drew his sword...
Peng-Pau
04-10-2003, 00:52
*puts flamethrower back*

*reaches into sleeve and pulls out. . .*

*flightless hippo*

Whoops, bad thing to use against Siro. :wink:

*stuffs hippo back op sleeve and pulls out. . .*

*nothing, reaches in again, and pulls out water ballon. . .*

*Filled with n- <you'll have to wait and see. . .>

NHO3 (aq)?
Qaaolchoura
04-10-2003, 00:56
Naragansett Bay sea water!!! :lol:

*splash*

Er, and a couple of hermit crabs. :wink:

Edit: And Peng-Pau, no it is not Nitric acid. I was actually attempting to imply nitroglycerine.
Peng-Pau
04-10-2003, 00:59
Hehehe, ok, but NHO3 (aq) is more fun... :P
Sirocco
04-10-2003, 00:59
Argh!

*flings hermit crabs away*

So you too are well versed in the arts of Piscine warfare. Have at ye! *sheathes sword and pulls out swordfish*

Mwahaha!!

*lunges*
Peng-Pau
04-10-2003, 00:59
Argh!

*flings hermit crabs away*

So you too are well versed in the arts of Piscine warfare. Have at ye! *sheathes sword and pulls out swordfish*

Mwahaha!!

*lunges*

...

My gods you are insane...

*hands Siro a chain-sawfish, haha!*
NeoMetal
04-10-2003, 01:01
*washes his steel rod vigourously*

*chuckles...* I know what you're thinking, you pervs...


hey something abou...*reads quote*
ok nvm

Hehehe...

You can't see me, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

Thats what highlighting is for.... 8)
Qaaolchoura
04-10-2003, 01:04
Oh yeah Siro?

*pulls sea dragon out of sleeve*

Cummon, breath fire stupid little sea-horse like fish.

Gahh!

*flings down sea dragon, climbs on sea horse, and begins parry sword with a pipe-fish and hammer-head shark* :P
Sirocco
04-10-2003, 01:17
*pulls out death (manta) ray and fires at Qaa*

You can't beat me! I'm invincible!

Ahh! Wait, I've got something in my eye...
Qaaolchoura
04-10-2003, 02:06
Takes advantage of the the delay to sic the chickens that Sirocco's animal liberationists freed on Sirocco. :wink:

That is why I only curb the "more horrific abuses".
The Most Glorious Hack
04-10-2003, 05:20
Do not hijack Tech or Moderation threads, and then request a split.