Queer Poco el Mono Ara
20-04-2009, 11:40
LD "I'm Les Dineham, and I'm bringing you sports, all day, everyday."
IS "And I'm Ignacio Suarez, with my finger on the trigger and a pulse."
LD "O..kay. Top news this morning, Olympic weight lifter Hernan Saviola has suffered a terrible accident during training. Whilst attempting to lift a weight of 400kg, Saviola suffered a severe prolapse which has shattered his possibility of appearing at the Queer Poco All-star Strong Man tournament this year."
IS "In similar news Valengren Cougars mascot Kenny the Cougar has been injured in an incident at Valen-Dome, home of the Cougars when a fan ran onto the court during their defeat to local rivals Khaldoon Trojans. The fan shoved Kenny, who has suffered a sprained wrist after falling."
LD "........" *sigh* "With summer upon us in Queer Poco el Mono Ara it's just about time for the QPMA Tennis Masters, the most prestigious tennis championship in the entire world and for the first time in more than a decade Queer Poco looks to have some home grown talent which may bring home the gold. 17 year old Anna Casillias has stormed her way up the world rankings and is looking like a serious challenger for the women's title."
IS "Oh man, all that grunting gives me the horn."
LD "And now for a commercial break."
IS "And I'm Ignacio Suarez, with my finger on the trigger and a pulse."
LD "O..kay. Top news this morning, Olympic weight lifter Hernan Saviola has suffered a terrible accident during training. Whilst attempting to lift a weight of 400kg, Saviola suffered a severe prolapse which has shattered his possibility of appearing at the Queer Poco All-star Strong Man tournament this year."
IS "In similar news Valengren Cougars mascot Kenny the Cougar has been injured in an incident at Valen-Dome, home of the Cougars when a fan ran onto the court during their defeat to local rivals Khaldoon Trojans. The fan shoved Kenny, who has suffered a sprained wrist after falling."
LD "........" *sigh* "With summer upon us in Queer Poco el Mono Ara it's just about time for the QPMA Tennis Masters, the most prestigious tennis championship in the entire world and for the first time in more than a decade Queer Poco looks to have some home grown talent which may bring home the gold. 17 year old Anna Casillias has stormed her way up the world rankings and is looking like a serious challenger for the women's title."
IS "Oh man, all that grunting gives me the horn."
LD "And now for a commercial break."