NationStates Jolt Archive


Finally, some thing good about these exploding freezers

The New Soivet Union
08-04-2009, 00:42
We finally found some good things about these "exploding freezers" of ours, you know what we are talking about.

1. They are great for pwning zombies, hippies, terrorists and, annoying neighbors.
2. It uses cold instead of heat, so it causes the ultimate killer winter, not the ultimate killer summer.
3. Good for killing killer astroids and aliens.

WARNING: DO NOT USE IN A GLOBAL WAR, THE EARTH WILL FREEZE TO THE CORE AND DISINTIGATE.
The New Soivet Union
08-04-2009, 13:52
Yes, I mean the Absolute Zero Bomb
DaWoad
08-04-2009, 18:15
this belongs in II . . . . .kinda