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So, have you ever gotten a very random telegram or message from someone?
Did they then say "oops, wrong person."
Post the funny ones here!!!

I will start. Recently. I got a telegram saying: "You are Frankenstein's mother?"

Fine, I will make this a contest. Whoever comes up with the funniest one wins 2,000,000 coims! (about 1,000,500 USD)

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You've mixed up In-Character and Out of Character aspects, so I'm just going to close the thread.