Turdovia
05-08-2008, 15:13
Turdovia is pleased to announce the very first bog snorkeling championships in the Pacific region. This unusual and entertaining sport was first invented in Wales (we believe) and requires competitors to wear a snorkel and mask and swim through muddy bog water (circa 1 foot in depth). The overall aim is to beat the clock from point A to point B. The progress through the murky shallows is extremely difficult as it is impossible to see where one is going. Therefore, you might think that you are about to arrive at the finish "line" only to find that you've arrived in the local sewage farm! Interested? Well, drop our Minister for sport a line (c/o Sir Rudolph Fegunderhulme MT). :hail: