NationStates Jolt Archive


Bog Snorkeling competition

Turdovia
05-08-2008, 15:13
Turdovia is pleased to announce the very first bog snorkeling championships in the Pacific region. This unusual and entertaining sport was first invented in Wales (we believe) and requires competitors to wear a snorkel and mask and swim through muddy bog water (circa 1 foot in depth). The overall aim is to beat the clock from point A to point B. The progress through the murky shallows is extremely difficult as it is impossible to see where one is going. Therefore, you might think that you are about to arrive at the finish "line" only to find that you've arrived in the local sewage farm! Interested? Well, drop our Minister for sport a line (c/o Sir Rudolph Fegunderhulme MT). :hail:
Bostopia
05-08-2008, 17:28
ooc: How do you plan on scoring this event?
Turdovia
11-08-2008, 21:43
ooc: How do you plan on scoring this event?
The scoring system is based upon the number of competitors from each team who drown before reaching the finishing line. The team with the highest number of drownees wins. Judges are totally partial and elected by the government of Turdovia.