NationStates Jolt Archive


Your Guide to the All-Order

Allech-Atreus
25-07-2008, 06:31
Yarnal Shomm's
Traveller's Guide to the All-Order

Whether you are a seasoned traveler or just making your first trip, it's important to understand your destination- whether it's the stripclubs of Omigodtheykilledkenny, the Goatatorium of Gruenburg, or the desolate wastes that compose most of Stewed Rats. Knowledge of language, customs, local and national governments, and sexual conduct laws are all must-haves.

Yarnal Shromm, first entering the travel book scene with his blockbuster Traveller's Guide to Kennyite Crackhouses, followed his award-winning formula by releasing another amazing text, Dinner For Twelve: The White Rhinos of Kivisto, and braved dangerous conditions to give vacationers the best beaches in Cobdenia, which he gave us in Threatened With a Cut Peach; Or How I Survived 30 Days With the Fraganoo.

This guide to the All-Order of Allech-Atreus tells us the important things, like the makeup of the government and the systems and planets that compose the insterstellar nation, but as in the past he gives us so much more, with stories about local customs to advice on where to find the best Zurrian 'a;U'mac (a sort of pickled nose cartilage, for those curious). Without Shomm's guide in my posession, I would have never visited half the intriguing and frankly life-threatening locations I did on my visit 'across the galaxy.'

I hope you find this book, and each chapter, as enthralling and helpful as I did. Here's to happy travels and avoiding those pesky intestinal parasites!

Tigbur Loqay
Editor; Dangerous Vacations magazine

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