NationStates Jolt Archive


Diezhoffen Bans Watchmen Movie

Diezhoffen
23-07-2008, 05:59
"That's censorship!" cried the director, from a bed of million dollar bills. "You must let your citizens buy whatever media they enjoy -except snuff films-. I still need a pillow." His tape was burned in our offices and will never be spoken of again. "Tape" what tape? Diezhoffen doesn't want Hollywood trash polluting the minds of its' noble citizens, scrubbing usefulness and independence off them until they're at America's standards. The original graphic novel, written by Moore who's uncredited on the movie's website, will of course be allowed citizens. Those caught w/copies of the movie will have its' price deducted from their earnings for the rest of their lives.