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The Group Draw for the FIRST ROUND is Below:

GROUP A
Qazox (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13683811&postcount=8)
Kose and The Turkomans (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13684160&postcount=5)
Ad'ihan (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13684488&postcount=6)
Lovisa (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13687834&postcount=29)
Nethertopia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13687893&postcount=30)
Milchama

GROUP B
Jeruselem (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13687156&postcount=17)
Tynelia
Prux (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13683719&postcount=2)
The Orion Star Empire (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13684561&postcount=7)
Starblaydia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13686793&postcount=15)

GROUP C
Cafundeu (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13685607&postcount=10)
Wentland (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13686622&postcount=14)
Nire and Nire (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13687638&postcount=23)
Green wombat (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13683742&postcount=3)
Lurikistan
Prazkoy (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13684992&postcount=9)

GROUP D
Acapais (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13687246&postcount=18)
taeshan
Dancougar (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13686938&postcount=16)
Newmanistan (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13683811&postcount=4)
Blouman Empire (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13687770&postcount=26)

SCHEDULES AND VENUES
(please note, in the two 5-team groups, a match vs. #6 will be considered a BYE)
MD1- 1 vs. 2, 3 vs. 4, 5 vs. 6 (May 12th)
MD2- 1 vs. 6, 2 vs. 3, 4 vs. 5 (May 13th)
MD3- 1 vs. 5, 2 vs. 4, 3 vs. 6 (May 14th)
MD4- 1 vs. 4, 2 vs. 6, 3 vs. 5 (May 15th)
MD5- 1 vs. 3, 2 vs. 5, 4 vs. 6 (May 16th)

2nd round matches- May 18th
3rd round matches and repecharge first round- May 19th
Quarterfinals and repecharge 2nd round- May 20th
SemiFinals and repecharge 3rd round- May 21st
3rd Place match and repcharge 4th round- May 22nd
Championship and any remaining repecharge matches- May 23rd

FIRST ROUND VENUES
GROUP A:
MD1- Estadio Azul Flores, Cuidad de Iguana.
MD2- Chè Den-Osó Stadium, San Guano.
MD3- Vogg War Memorial Stadium, Vogg City.
MD4- Chivas Field at Hobb's Park, SaxerVilla.
MD5- Dr. Tomato Stadium, Rockport.

GROUP B:
MD1- Chè Den-Osó Stadium, San Guano.
MD2- Vogg War Memorial Stadium, Vogg City.
MD3- Chivas Field at Hobb's Park, SaxerVilla.
MD4- Dr. Tomato Stadium, Rockport.
MD5- Tersa Gold Stadium, New Bruxen.

GROUP C:
MD1- Tersa Gold Stadium, New Bruxen.
MD2- Dr. Tomato Stadium, Rockport.
MD3- Chè Den-Osó Stadium, San Guano.
MD4- Estadio Azul Flores, Cuidad de Iguana.
MD5- Chivas Field at Hobb's Park, SaxerVilla.

GROUP D:
MD1- Vogg War Memorial Stadium, Vogg City.
MD2- Chivas Field at Hobb's Park, SaxerVilla.
MD3- Estadio Azul Flores, Cuidad de Iguana.
MD4- Tersa Gold Stadium, New Bruxen.
MD5- Chè Den-Osó Stadium, San Guano.

For Knock-out Seeding purposes, Matches vs. the 6th place team in each of the two groups with 6 teams WILL NOT be factored into the seeding process for the top 5 teams, the 6th place teams in each of those group will automatically be seeded 21st and 22nd.

KNOCKOUT ROUND and Repecharge venues TBD after First Round

forgot: Style modifiers are allowed from -5 to +5.

PRUX'S Oxen Cup VI ROSTER

The Robo-Ducks (a 3-2-3-2 formation, and a +2 modifier)

Head Coach: Professor Gearlosse

GOALKEEPER: Dizzy Duck
DEFENSE: Quacky Duck, A Flack Duck and Dougal Duck
SWEEPERS: Cheapie MacDuck and Frugal MacDuck
MIDFIELD: Jumbo Duck, Mumbo Duck and Dumbo Duck
FORWARDS: Speedy MacDuck and Quickie MacDuck

Reserve: Backup Duck

STARTERS (STYLE: +2)

GK Rodney Rosenfeld
DEF Kristin Mcculley
DEF Johnny Guadalupe
DEF Joanna Hume
DEF Roger Siler
MID Edward Ledford
MID Eva Ibrahim
MID Jill Caffey
FOR Mike Sink
FOR Claudia Bard
FOR William Diehl

SUBS:
GK Milton Avilla
DEF Luella Hoge
DEF Orvelle Windholz
MID Phillip Milligan
MID Jeffery Nieves
FOR Leslie Mcilwain
FOR Luisa Credle


My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod scoring events N
RP injuries to my players Y
Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out red cards to my players Y
Godmod other events N

Newmanistan will be bringing the following players to Qazox for the Oxen Cup. There are some differences (some noteable if you really, really follow our rosters).

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Home/Away/Alternate

Choose my goalscorers: Yes
Godmod scoring events: Yes
RP injuries to my players: Yes, but just to the extent of saying so and so was injured. I’ll determine the severity.
Godmod injuries to my players: No
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Hand out red cards to my players: Yes, but no more then 1 per game.
Godmod other events: TG your idea for approval first. No deaths/stadium damage.

Style Modifier: +3

Manager: Eric Andrews
Club Team: Loudon Leopards
Age: 46
Biography: With Brian Carson in Starblaydia, this exciting opportunity has opened for Andrews to show what he can do with some of the nations best players. He has coached in Loudon the last nine seasons, and has led them to two championships. While they respect one another, him and Carson are “rival” coaches, so Andrews will plenty motivated to have a good result.

The Starting Lineup is as follows

** IN GOAL **

Name: Kevin Dalton
Position: GK
Number: 1
Age: 36
Club Team: Pocono City Capitals
Background: Dalton is the undisputed top goalkeeper in the Empire, and was the starting goalkeeper for Newmanistan in the World Cup 40 events, so this selection comes as no surprise. Dalton is a 7-time Keeper of the Year in the NSL (Newmanistan Soccer League), and has won three NSL championships with the Capitals. He has particular great vision, reading plays very well, and his age has made him wise to the moves of attackers, and so far his age hasn’t really slowed him down or limited him.

** DEFENDERS **
Name: Shawn Morton
Position: LB
Age: 22
Number: 8
Club Team: The Peregrins (Nethertopia)
Background: Attackers taking him on need to be prepared, because Shawn is an outstanding tackler, and is superb positionally. He is a very aggressive player, and is likely to be among Newmanistan’s leaders in bookings. Morton was the Captain of the Empire’s Di Bradini Cup 4 Championship squad, but was not a part of either the Baptisn of Fire or WC40 teams.

Name: Nate Stratton
Position: LCB
Number: 3
Age: 29
Club Team: Springfield Thoroughbreds
Background: Stratton is a tall defender with an outstanding work ethic, and plays great under adversity. Hometown fans jokingly say he doesn’t like playing in Springfield, because away games and neutral site games seem to really fire him up like no other. Stratton initially was a starter in WC 40 qualifying, but midway through become a substitute with the emergence of Tony Borsinger (who is still on the Di Bradini side of things).

Name: Mark McCafferty
Position: RCB
Number: 4
Age: 31
Club Team: Centralia Cougars
Background: McCafferty was originally a teammate of Chapman’s when they broke into the league together and early in their careers before the business aspect of the NSL separated them. McCafferty is now part of the Cougars, who are a very defensive minded club, rated the “#1 most boring team in the NSL” by fans of the league. To the Cougars and McCafferty, that is a major compliment. He is 2 time winner of the Defender of the Year award. Mark is an aggressive one, and is one of the top candidates on the squad to lead the club in bookings. He started every game throughout the BoF and WC40.

Name: Eddie Chapman
Position: RB
Number: 7
Age: 31
Club Team: Loudon Leopards
Background: In the prime of his career, Chapman has been the anchor of the Leopards defense ever since he signed here from Southport four seasons ago. He is a very consistent defender. He’s not the type to wow you, but he is reliable and safe in his own end. He’s not afraid to make a run upfield, but only when he’s sure he’ll have support. Has never won a NSL defender of the year award, but has finished second 6 times. Was named to the Baptism of Fire XI by a panel of Starblaydi and Krytenian legends. Also started every game throughout the BoF and WC.


*** MIDFIELDERS ***
Name: Chris Peterson
Position: LM
Number: 13
Age: 26
Club Team: Clube Imperial (Cafundeu)
Background: Peterson isn’t going to score many goals, but what he is going to do is create opportunities. He is a speedy midfielder, and it allows him to also be just as effective in the defensive end. He has twice received recognition as the NSL’s Best Two-Way Midfielder, something that excites his new team from Cafundeu. Everyday starter in WC40.

Name: Kevin Carrigan
Position: CM
Number: 19
Age: 32
Club Team: Loudon Leopards
Background: Carrigan is a soft-spoken player who is just entirely devoted to football, and desparately wanting to win a championship. He has done that in Loudon, and he couldn’t be any more excited to now be able to represent Newmanistan in the World Cup. Kevin is defensively responsible, but is always eager to be right up there with the strikers. His powerful right leg makes him a welcome addition to any rush. He is a two-time NSL MVP, and a four-time NSL Midfielder of the Year. Carrigan is the Rockets man to deliver corner kicks, and did a great job on this in the Baptism of Fire.

Name: Brett Prescott
Position: RM
Number: 17
Age: 27
Club Team: A.F.F. (Cafundeu)
Background: A fantastic finisher, many people think that he should really be a striker because of it. But it’s because there is a lot more to him then that, as he has a great ability to control the midfield. He does have a bit of a mean streak in him, and that is of some concern to the coaching staff, but they also feel that the club should have at least one player on the pitch like that, so the opponents don’t try to take advantage of the others. He is often assigned to the opponent’s top goal scorer to “rough him up” a little bit. Everyday starter in WC40, and has recently been transferred to Cafundeu.

*** STRIKERS ***
Name: Julie McElroy
Position: LS
Age: 25
Number: 12
Club Team: Southport Tigers
Background: Julie is by far, the best female player in the Empire, and was absolutely elated when she heard the news that she would be on the team. This is not just a publicity stunt, Julie has been the leading scorer in Southport for 5 seasons in a row, impressive since she is still young. She is fearless, as not only will she take anyone on, she is also eager to initiate a lot of the physical play. Had 5 caps in the Baptism of Fire, and three more in World Cup qualifying. A versatile player, she is capable of playing a midfield role should Andrews wish to change the formation up.


Name: Kevin Lewis (***TEAM CAPTAIN***)
Position: ST
Number: 43 (superstition; has worn it in everything his whole life)
Age: 30
Club Team: Pocono City Capitals
Background: Lewis has made the number 43 famous in Newmanistan. His superstition over the number was certainly helped that he scored 43 goals in his rookie season. Nevermind the unusual number, Lewis is a deadly striker, with good finishing ability. Though he really fits well in a 4-3-3 formation is he is creative passer, particularly in close. He has, on four occasions led the NSL in assists, and on three occasions led it in goals. Lewis was also the captain for World Cup 40.

Name: John Murphy
Position: RS
Age: 32
Number: 10
Club Team: Loudon Leopards
Background: He’s a pure finisher. John will always work hard, because it’s what made him what he is today. He was undrafted out of juniors and signed with South Charlotte as a project, but was then traded to Loudon for a minimal amount of cash. He’s not necessarily a speed burner, and often trails the play a bit to capitalize on rebound opportunities. He was an everyday starter in the BoF and WC, but suffered a hamstring injury in the CoH, and missed all but the first game. He is fine now.

*** SUBSTITUTES ***
Name: Chris Kusler
Position: GK
Age: 20
Number: 2
Club Team: Putnam Lake Eagles
Background: Kusler completely came out of nowhere, he didn’t even begin playing soccer until he was 16 as he was a hockey goalie until then. In his junior year of high school, the soccer team desparately needed a goalkeeper, and Kusler was approached. Chris tried out, and well, you get the idea of how the rest of this story goes. Kusler continues to get better with every game, exciting the fans in Putnam Lake with amazing saves time after time. Was not a part of the WC rosters, but played on the DB4 team.

Name: Kevin Stover
Position: CB
Age: 30
Number: 5
Club Team: Dover City Mountaineers
Background: Stover is making his first interregional appearance as a part of this team. In the last couple years, he has really been at his peak, and is deserving of this opportunity. He has an average physique, and great awareness, reading the play very well. Also likes to get physical.

Name: Eric Blunden
Position: CB
Age: 23
Number: 6
Club Team: Centralia Cougars
Background: Blunden is a physical defender, often making highlight reel tackles. He enjoys this, and will at times, showboat. But in Centralia, the most defensive team in Newmanistan, that is absolutely welcomed. Eric is making his first interregional appearance as well, and he is really pumped up for this opportunity, and is ready to let his opponents know when his number gets called.

Name: Steve Boland
Position: MID
Number: 16
Age: 28
Club Team: Springfield Thoroughbreds
Background: In his second year in the league, Boland won the NSL MVP. Since then, he has continued to play at a high-level. Boland has a tremendous work ethic, and would be captain material if he were a starter. He is able to score goals, but he is more of a set up man. If necessary, he’ll also be used up front with confidence.

Name: Kevin Sturgeon
Position: ST
Age: 22
Number: 15
Club Team: Tenderville United (Nethertopia)
Background: Sturgeon was not a part of the of the WC40 roster or its corresponding events, however he was a starter on the Di Bradini 4 championship team. Sturgeon has above average speed, and good height, making him quite good with headers. He’s the type of person who just quietly goes about his business without a ton of fanfare. He was a teammate of John Murphy and coached by Andrews in Loudon, where he played before his transfer to Tenderville United.


*** RESERVES ***
Name: Eric Lovell
Position: CB
Age: 23
Number: 18
Club Team: Dover City Mountaineers
Background: An intelligent veteran, Lovell has become one of those players that often gets overlooked because there are other big names on the club team, or simply players that are more flashy. You won’t see Eric on highlight reels, but not from either team. He’s not going to make fancy plays or big tackles for the Rockets, but he’s not going to look silly by the other team’s forwards, either.

Name: Shane Classen
Position: MID
Age: 29
Number: 14
Club Team: South Charlotte Condors
Background: Frustrated a little bit in having to play for a such a poor team with the Condors, Classen is absolutely thrilled to be recognized for the national team, and is more then happy to simply be a reserve. Classen is a defensive midfielder, but with a powerful leg kick, he can get the ball to the strikers deceptively well. Very physical player.

Name: Kevin Haynes
Position: MID
Age: 22
Number: 9
Club Team: Nethertopia
Background: Kevin made a big impression early in his career, and after some trials and tribulations, he has refound his form playing for his team in Nethertopia. While he is low on this rosters depth chart, if the coaches need to use him, they will, and will have full confidence in him if and when they do.

Name: Andrew Freeman
Position: ST
Age: 24
Number: 11
Club Team: South Tier Seagulls
Background: Freeman gets the nod for his first ever national team, regardless of competition. Inconsistency was a problem early in his career, as was frustrating misses of the goal when he had a great opportunity. But through years, practice, and his coaches still believing in him, Freeman has improved his finishing greatly.

Alhrem Sends experimental squad to Oxen Cup

Kits: (Home/Away)
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Goalkeepers:
1. Iskender Sukur Kazim, 19 Y/O Caps: 23
45. Volkan Balta 23 Y/o Caps: 0
56. Orhan Kose 15 Y/o Caps: 0

Right Back:
4. Firat Can 22 Y/o Caps: 26
26. Aykut Pembe 16 Y/o Caps: 0

Left Back:
5. Yilmaz Aydin 20 Y/o Caps: 25
27. Murat Kenan 17 Y/o Caps: 0

Centerbacks:
2. Uzulmez Yilmaz 18 Y/O Caps: 28 Goals: 1
3. Sukur Saray 20 Y/o Caps: 25
36. Levent Recber 17 Y/O Caps: 0
37. Ismet Korai 18 Y/O Caps: 0

Central Midfielder:
17. Firat Mertcan 26 Y/o Caps: 7
18. Nuri Turan 17 Y/o Caps: 5 Goals: 1
29. Iskender Buyuk 25 Y/o Caps: 1
39. Gunnar Milling 17 Y/o Caps: 0

Right Mid:
8. Sabri Gunes 19 Y/o Caps: 22 Goals: 1
41. Gokdeniz Cismir 16 Y/o Caps: 0

Left Mid:
9. Serkan Turkmen 20 Y/o Caps: 24 Goals: 8
42. Hasan Caffrecan 16 Y/o Caps: 0

Strikers:
10. (Prince) Sinan Kose 17 Y/o Caps: 28 Goals: 35
22. Nuri Turkoglu 19 Y/o Caps: 4 Goals: 2
33. Murad Al-Dwadalah 25 Y/o Caps: 2 Goals: 1
44. Nus Kusoglu 16 Y/o Caps: 0

Formation 5-4-1 Modifier: +1

Ad’ihan national team — finalised Oxen Cup 6 squad list

Style modifier +3.

If my opponent RPs first, they may:
Name my goalscorers: Yes, PLEASE do.
Godmod scoring events: Yes
Godmod other creative events (including injuries): Yes
Injure my players: Yes - but avoid serious injuries
Give out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Give out red cards to my players: Yes

Ad'ihan play a 3-1-2-1-3 (diamond) formation.

Manager: Luke Evans, 43
Luke Evans, the director of footballing excellence at the Ad’ihan Football Federation, is in the position of Ad’ihan manager for his second spell, albeit only in an interim position for now. Having replaced Dave Hollow, who has moved to manage Yafor 2 following a poor World Cup 40 campaign, Evans' first task is to take the team to at least a semi-final spot in the Oxen Cup.

Starting Goalkeeper: Martin Kawn, 22
Martin Kawn takes the starting spot in goal from Ben Ropes following Ropes' abysmal performances at the World Cup in qualifying. Kawn, who plays his club football for Oldbridge City, is hot-headed at times and has been sent off three times in his career to date — an amazingly high number for a young goalkeeper. Ropes, 29, and Danny Evans (no relation to Luke), 20, are his deputies.

Starting Left back: John Bristow, 30
Kenneth Quinn, 30, drops to the bench for the Oxen Cup as John Bristow gains a recall back to the full first team following Quinn's weaker-than-expected showing at the World Cup. Bristow will often switch flanks and help defend on the right, as right back is his second position.

Starting Centre-half: Justin Stenstrom, 25
Stenstrom displaces ex-captain Jed Fisher from his starting position in the continued total reworking of the team's defence. Fisher, 29, drops to the bench. Chad Hatch has, meanwhile, retired from the international game, meaning Evans has had the opportunity to call up young Richard Flahavan, 16, for some unlikely international experience.

Starting Right back: Jeff Dustin, 26
Dustin, once touted as one of Ad'ihan's finest youngsters, regains his starting spot in the squad following the international retirement of World Cup 40 starter Garry Garner. He is deputised by Darryl O'Sullivan, 18, making his first appearance on the international stage.

Starting defensive midfielder: Peter Schilling, 25
Schilling has wrestled the starting anchorman spot away from Barry Miller, 27, who will deputise for him. Schilling, one of few foreign-based Ad’ihani players, will also be vice-captain of the squad.

Starting right midfielder: Anthony Jones, 21
Vephrall-based Anthony Jones, at 21, becomes the youngest-ever captain of Ad’ihan with the dropping of Jed Fisher to the bench. The Stithis FE star (and Olympique Protectorat product) is very technically gifted and is touted as one to watch out for. Simon Labrie, 24, continues in his understudy role.

Starting left midfielder: Phillip Brennan-Evans, 28
Brennan-Evans, first called up by his uncle Luke during WC38, is unsurprisingly again included in his uncle's first-ever squad for his second stint as manager. Brennan-Evans is a creative player who occassionally gets into long-winded arguments with officials. Darren Mills, now 32, has announced that the Oxen Cup will be his final international outing as an Ad’ihan player.

Starting attacking midfielder: Jake Holmes, 25
Demot-based Holmes continues in his position as the attacking midfielder for the third straight international tournament. Greg Innisvale, 19, continues as his backup — but has been showing glimpses of form.

Starting strikers: Francis Yang, 23; Julian D'Abbo, 31; George Connor, 24
Following a successful World Cup, Francis Yang has been promoted to the starting lineup from the bench. He is joined by veteran Julian D'Abbo, who has vowed to continue playing international football until he's 40, and George Connor has been lucky enough to keep his position. Steve Bryson, 26, is dropped to the bench and is joined there by Sorthern Northland-born Kieran Ó Branagáin, 19.

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The Orion Fenrirs
(My nation's real name is the Orion Star Empire)

Starters
* = Newly Promoted

GK #17 Bogdan Shust*
DEF #15 Cosmin Contra
DEF #34 Cristian Chivu
DEF #5 Vyacheslav Svidersky*
DEF #44 Sergei Kiryakov
MID #69 Vasily Mishkin*
MID #7 Ruslan Rotan*
MID #66 Jacek Krzynowek
FOR #91 Ciprian Marica
FOR #3 Brooks Hollister*
FOR #8 Michal Zurawski

Reserves

GK #00 Artur Boruc
DEF #11 Mike Snape
DEF #65 Nick Watkins
MID #33 Brock Slyde
MID #71 Harold Jokdi
FOR #6 Mitchel Halmi
FOR #39 Jemerson Crouse

LEFT COMPETITION

FOR #18 Adrian Winters
MID #99 James Julian
MID #81 Eric Stark
DEF #52 Damian Rasiak

Choose my goalscorers: Yes
Godmod scoring events: No
RP injuries to my players: Yes, but just to the extent of saying so and so was injured. I’ll determine the severity.
Godmod injuries to my players: No
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Hand out red cards to my players: Yes, but no more then 1 per game.
Godmod other events: No

Orion will play the most offensive style possible

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Qazox debuts its first ever uniforms, ending an almost 60 year tradition of playing nude.

Qazox
Home - Away
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And the Squad to wear these first Uniforms?

The U-19 team. (2-2-3-2-1 formation, and a +5 style)

Head Coach- Greta Van Erian

Keeper: Natalie Dansen
Defense: Carl Higgens and Olivia St. Louis
Sweepers: Maria Reyes and Wesley Teahen
Midfielders: Brian Abbott, David Shultz and Brittany Lopes
Forwards: Charles Marquis and Jasmine Faber
Striker: Raul de Olivares

Reserves:
David Cooksey GK
Faye Arellano DEF
Diane Wiser DEF
Carl Mosier MID
Arthur Blackford MID
Yolanda Christian FOR
Isabel Swain FOR/STR
Dawn Black MID/FOR
Joe Deville Sweeper

Choose my goalscorers: Yes
Godmod scoring events: No
RP injuries to my players: yes
Godmod injuries to my players: No
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Hand out red cards to my players: yes
Godmod other events: No

Prazkoy will answer the call for a team by sending none at all, instead replying upon the ghosts of the Hussite Church to help them win it all.

THE OXEN CUP IS BACK! AND SO IS ITS FIRST CHAMPION NATION!

CCFM RELEASES LIST FOR THE 6th OXEN CUP

Style: +4

Here is the list of 23 players (number-name [age, NT history, rating]):

NT history: * (first time in a NT), ** (former B team or Sub-21), *** (former main NT)

Use the BOLDED names

Goalkeepers:

1- Francisco KARDEC (América, **, B)
12- José Carlos Negatti Filho "ZECÃO" (A.F.F., **, B)
22- Dirlei MOSCATTO (Clube Comercial, **, C)

Full-Backs:

2- André VASCO (Atlético Jutense, **, A)
6- Manoel Braga Ivanov "RUSSO" (Ranca Toco, **, B)
14- ELVIS Machado Cruzes (Khalmar-Tijhus, **, B)
16- LEANDRO Nunes Moreno "CAVALO" (Atlético Jutense, ***, B)

Defenders:

3- Mertus GAËIF (Petardos S/A, **, A)
4- Ronaldo Eugênio Diniz "RONALDÃO" (SC Lasft, **, B)
13- RICHARD Jambo (Galáxia, **, C)
21- Luiz de Azevedo "LUIZÃO" (Ranca Toco, *, B)

Defensive Midfielders:

5- Válter Casagrande Bisneto "VALTINHO" (Ranca Toco, **, A)
11- José "ZÉ" SHO (Atlético Jutense, **, A)
15- WÁGNER Brim "PAULISTA" (Galáxia, *, B)
20- Fábio Germano Santos "FABINHO" (Central United, **, C)

Offensive Midfielders:

7- Luís Flambert TOBIAS (in Capitalizt SLANI, **, A)
8- Sílvio Cândido Bertrandt "SILVINHO" (Petardos S/A, *, B)
18- Sérgio MAGAL (in Kura-Pelland, *, C)
19- Carlos MAROSSI (Khalmar-Tijhus, **, B)

Attackers:

9- DANILO SAMPA (Galáxia, **, A)
10- FABRÍCIO Nogueira (Cafundó do Juta, ***, A)
17- FAUSTO Hernandez (A.F.F., **, B)
23- HUBERT Munch (CR Submiria, **, C)

Coach: Caio Meback (fired from the main NT)

Formation:

------------------------------Kardec------------------------------
-----Vasco----------Ronaldão---------Gaëif--------------Russo-----
------------------------------Zé Sho------------------------------
----------Valtinho--------------------------------Silvinho----------
------------------------------Tobias-------------------------------
------------------Danilo Sampa-----Fabrício------------------------

Kits (home-away-third):

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THE EMPIRE TIMES

FFB MAKES JUDGEMENT

After much debate both public and private between the FFB, the other national football associations and the Imperial Coaches Association (ICA). Which has seen debate rage all across the empire and filled sports reports it has been decided that the winner of the most recent FFB Cup will represent the Empire in the Oxen Cup.

The debate started when the FFB announced that the International team "The Eagles" will be playing in the Oxen Cup. This infuriated many of the top coaches some of whom have players in the team as they claimed it was to much of a burden on their players to be playing international games every year, the ICA who holds a seat at the FFB issued a formal protest. Many of the players too stated frustration at having to play all year round, this set of protests by many of the players associations with the Blouman Players Confederation (BPC) issuing a formal protest on behalf of all players associations and stated that they would support any players who refused to go and play. Many of the other football associations most notably the Wedrom Association of Football (WAF) and the Fraycrant Football Federation (FFF) who both hold three seats at the FFB helped to lead the charge.

While the parties debated and ideas sprung up including sending the Champions league or the winner of the previous National Cup, however, it was decided by the FFB on a 21-12 vote that the winner of the most recent FFB Cup would represent the Empire at this and any future OXEN cups. FFB Chief Lord Henry Cumberland said "While it is not what I would have hoped for I am glad that we have come to a decision and will be able to send a top class team to the cup". BPC President added "I think that this is one of the best options while it is always good to play in tournaments we must remember the health and well being of the players especially those top players who are already called to do a lot for their country and for the Empire".

The winner of the FFB cup was the Corrimal Rangers, who have welcomed the opportunity to play on an international level. "It will be good for all the players involved to get some international experience and help to improve their game" said Manager Jason Aldeberry. Jack Junkson who is the only player for the Corrimal that has played on an international level for both the 39th and 40th World Cup qualifiers, the 31st and the 32nd Cup of Harmony, talking at the press conference after the announcement "Yes I am pleased that a decision has been made in regards to the OXEN cup and I am looking forward to encountering many of these players again, we are a strong team and I am sure that we can perform well".

OOC: As the Blouman Empire is comprised of 12 nations they Empire has a few tournaments that comprise of the national country teams, and of the top teams in each individual country, called the National Cup which is similar to the World Cup, the FFB Cup is similar to the UEFA cup and the Champions league is similar to the Champions league (obviously)

THE ROCKET REPORT

OXEN CUP SET TO BEGIN

Vogg City, Qazox- In just a short moments of time, the 26th Baptism of Fire champion will go head to head with the 27th Baptism of Fire champion in the Oxen Cup, the sixth such event to be held here in Qazox. There will be 22 nations participating, so in total, there are two groups of five, and two groups of six. Newmanistan is in Group D, which is one of the five team groups. The Oxen Cup is regarded as one of the worlds top international football competitions when between World Cup-sanctioned events as we are now. It also gives the nations over-21 players something to do while our younger players participate in the Di Bradini Cup.

With several of the Empire’s players, as well as coach Brian Carson, in Starblaydia for the Di Bradini Cup, an opportunity has arose for several players to get interregional experience, as well as for Eric Andrews, the head coach of the Loudon Leopards. Andrews coaching this squad should not lead anyone to believe that Carson’s job is in jeopardy, because it is not. It’ll just be nice to know that Newmanistan will have another person with head coaching experience just in case there is ever a need down the road. On the roster itself, the most notable difference is the absence of J-Mac (Jeremy McAllister) and Jeremy Brooker, who are both in Starblaydia. They are two of the three starters from the World Cup 40 team not on this roster though, so it’s not as if this is a dramatically different roster. Two of the new starters, aren’t newcomers either. Nate Stratton started during the Baptism of Fire and part of World Cup 40 qualifying, and Julie McElroy was a substitute on that team, and now starts. The third starter not on this roster is Tony Borsinger, who is also on the Di Bradini side. In his place though, starts 22-year old Shawn Morton. Morton was not part of the national team, however he was the captain of the Di Bradini 4 championship team, so he should have no problem adapting. Kevin Lewis will once again serve as the captain. There are some first timers listed as substitutes and reserves who will make the most of this opportunity to represent the Empire in a significant competition.

The Oxen Cup features clubs with a variety of international experience. Milchama, who outscored us 13-4 in two qualifying matches is in the competition (though fortunately, far away, in Group A!), and there a handful of other similar sides, including Starblaydia. There are also two nations making their international debuts, those being Lurikistan and The Orion Star Empire. Sources tell us to watch out for this Orion Star Empire team. In Newmanistan’s Group D, this would have been the Group of Death if this were a World Bowl group. Dancougar and Taeshan are the most recognizable names to Newmanistanian fans as there nations are presently in the Empire for the World Bowl, and two nations in which could find success. But here, these two clubs also should be considered contenders. Newmanistan has not met either of these nations yet, and the Dancougar matchup, which opens up Group play, should be particularly interesting given it is between the two most recent Baptism of Fire champions. Dancougar also was a World Cup 40 quarterfinalist, so they have some nice footsteps there for us to try and follow. They figure to emerge as the top threat of the group. Taeshan also has a club capable of success. And don’t forget Acapais. While Newmanistan and Acapais have never run into each other in anything before, the defending Cup of Harmony champion also will be tough to beat. Then there’s the Blouman Empire, who also is a team capable of winning the group. Moral of the story here, is that we have five nations who seem to be relatively even matched, so whoever gets the breaks will be the teams to advance. It should make for some high quality football.

The entire tournament is held here in Qazox, so we will be bringing you continuous coverage of the action from the Q Continuum as it unfolds. Players and coaches aren’t the only ones getting international experience. Our Jason Richards gets his first interregional assignment, and will be the one reporting to us from Qazox.

Poor Selection? or just building?
Several senior sports writers have commented that the team being sent to the Oxen Cup is - to put it kindly - Experimental. With several players with no caps set to make their appearance in the new WC 41 editions of our kit. It is worth bearing in mind that only 3 players are over 21 years old and one player, the brother of Sinan Kose is 15. As the solution of the leaky defense and the somewhat lacking attack Gunnar Milling is the only non-Turk in the squad, for his club the semi-professional team Yesilkayakoy SK he is a defensive rock and a attacking master mind and is the Sukur-Sahin Muhamedbey Division 2's top scorer, while this may not seem amazing his sides pre season win over Sultanli showed what a difference he could make as they scraped the 4-3 win. Orhan Kose has the weight of expectation on him as his brother has proven to be a talented player, but he is the youngest player ever in the KTTFF as he played his debut for Esenspor when he was 14 and managed to keep the clean sheet.Hasan Caffrecan is a explosive winger who has managed to break into this team and will be expecting to hold onto a place in the squad, since he is only 16 he is a work in progress as are many of the players in this exceedingly young squad who will be looking to make an impact in the future of the nation. Alhrem has stated that the aim of this squad is to build up experience as it consists of "B" and "C" internationals however the majority of the starting players will be from the starting XI at the CoH and WC 40.

Positional battles
With much of the squad looking to make an impact on the team and hoping to secure a place in the WC 41 squad there will be many battles for those places here are just a few of them:

Goalkeeper: Iskender Sukur Kazim (23 caps) vs. Orhan Kose (New player)
This will be one of the most heated contests within the squad as they will both be proving a point after all is it not Kazim's fault that we were knocked out of the WC in the first place, I mean you don't just concede 9 goals on the opening day by accident, do you? and Orhan is looking for a way to finally show up his older brother by performing better and gain a bit more recognition for himself.

Center back: Sukur Saray (25 Caps) Vs. Levent Recber (New)
This will be the chance for the 17 year old Recber to prove himself against some of the best players he will ever play against and while some say this is Saray's place to lose he should not underestimate this players ability to gel into any defense which has been a primary problem with this squad and could pair up with Yilmaz if he is not careful.

Center Midfield: Gunnar Milling (New) Vs. Firat Mertcan (7 Caps)
Gunnar Milling has proven himself, but not at a level even close to this. Mertcan should really hold onto his place after making 7 solid appearances for
his nation but Gunnar gives the best of both worlds, in attack and defense and so could perhaps be paired up with Mertcan.

Striker: Nus Kusoglu (New) Vs. Murad Al-Dwadalah (2 Caps)
With both players really of equal quality and skill it will be the one who will take their chances well who will cement a place in the WC 41 squad although neither should really push Sinan Kose for a starting place.

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"The Wentland Football Association is proud to announce its new coach..."

The media were not really surprised at the choice. With Norman Hacker recuperating from his heart attack his place at the head of the national football team was untenable. Instead the assorted hacks looked forward to a more attacking mode of football under the new coach.

"...Herbert Atwell!"

The quietly-spoken coach of Royal Heath stood forward. "Hello, everyone. I'm a man of few words. Any questions?"

"How about your first squad?"

"How about it?"

"Well, who have you picked?"

"Whom?"

"Yes, who?"

"No, whom?"

About three-quarters of an hour later, a sheet was handed around.


1 Merv Gilbert (Royal Heath) - goalie

2 Pat Flynn (Warpstone) - right back

3 Terry Edwards (Great Bellstead) - left back

4 Giles Jeffrey (Melboro) - sweeper

5 Nicky Burns (Molton) - centre back

6 Johnny Dexter (Danefield) - midfield

7 Charlie Ackroyd (Maitland) - midfield

8 Andy Saint (Royal Heath) - forward

9 Robbie Schinn (Royal Heath) - forward

10 Tony Conway (Blackport) - midfield

11 Vernon Elliott (Talynarn) - midfield

Subs:

12 Ben Leiper (Warpstone) - goalie

13 Max Dylan (Moorhead) - right-back

14 Duncan McIntyre (Danefield) - centre-half

15 Bryce Murray (Molton) - left-back

16 Ray Robertson (Molton) - sweeper

17 Benny Jones (Crowhurst) - midfield

18 Bill Grigg (Redstoke) - midfield

19 Lenny Blake (Oldfield) - midfield

20 Martin Fisher (Redstoke) - midfield

21 Jimmy Worth (Gt Bellstead) - forward

22 Jon Stark (Warpstone) - forward

23 Angelo Hardy (Alumgreen) - goalie


"Hardly anyone from the last World Cup squad! And some returning faces!"

"Well, I thought it time for a change, you know...shake things up a bit..."

"No more negative modifier?"

"No, we're going for a plus two. See how that works."

(other rpers: do what you like)

I Give My Opponent Permission
(and actively encourage them) To:
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Choose My Scorers
GodMod Any Goalscoring Events
Yellow Card Players
GodMod Other Events for Humorous Intent
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Style modifier: +2
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Notes:
1) The best starting eleven are numbered 1-11 and are in bold

2) I actively encourage, nay nearly demand, that if you RP first you pick my scorers (if any).

3) The staff have out-of-date NSwiki articles, and these are linked.

4) * Denotes female player, ^ Denotes Dwarf player.

5) Starblaydia will perform the Raiigar (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/Raiigar.html) war dance before each match they play.

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Starblaydia's Roster for the 6th Oxen Cup
Their 1st attempt at the Oxen Cup

The Staff
LP. Lex Panarii (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/Lex_Panarii.html), Manager, 44
33 Caps, 2 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
He has taken Starblaydia to their best AOCAF finish in thirty-five years by taking Third Place in Bazalonia, proving his worth over and above that of Apollina Iakovakis. The creator of the Raiigar is now the pretender to the throne of Starblaydi management.

AI. Apollina Iakovakis (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/Apollina_Iakovakis.html)*, Trainer, 46 - Indigenous World Cup Winner
23 Caps, 4 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
A competitive attacking midfielder in her playing days, Apollina won the Indigenous World Cup in her playing days alongside this team's captain, Izretar. She later went into coaching and currently manages Starblaydia's Under-21s, who she has led to third place finishes at both the inaugural Di Bradini Cup and International Justantina Cup.

The Goalkeepers
1. Sandra van Agmark*, GK, 29 - Internashionale
12. Caleb Westwood, GK, 23 - Fort Boston FC (Bostopia)
19. Eduardo De Rooij, GK, 26 - Tournetas

The Defenders
2. Jae Chang-hwa*, RB, 28 - Internashionale
3.Carlito Di Bradini, R/L/CB, 23 - Malta Lines
5. Arkady Kaneda, CB, 26 - Cafundó do Juta (Cafundéu)
6. Leandro Perheira, L/CB, 29 - Soldarian FC (Elves Security Forces)
13. Bazrador Drakkiborgo^, L/CB, 21 - Karak Ungor Chiefs
14. Charles Buckstone, C/RB, 20 - Foxchester Raiders
20. Marco Lima, CB/SW, 31 - Jhanna United

The Midfielders
4. Jack Stafador, C/DM, 26 - Marquez-Onwere FC (Candelaria And Marquez)
7. Jaime Gomes, R/CM, 31 - Wexax United (Elves Security Forces)
8. Alfonso Di Angelo, Captain, A/DM, 30 - Petardos S/A (Cafundéu)
9. Batou Nakamura, R/L/CM, 22 - Hallad Reavers
15. Juan Oscar, L/DM, 32 - Pernetas EC (Cafundéu)
16. Karinha*, C/AM, 28 - Farça
21. Zii Kristof, RW, 23 - Beverington Hawks
22. Jaime Kuu, C/LM, 19 - Raynor City (Elves Security Forces)

The Forwards
10. Lubii*, SC, 24 - Iskara Daii
11. Fenchurch Bentley*, SC/RW, 23 - Hernsworth Cubs
17. Jaison Debrier, CF, 20 - Fort Boston FC (Bostopia)
18. Nuno Quaresma, SC, 27 - Beverington Hawks
23. Daymon Callind, SC, 19 - Iskara Daii

The Formation
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Home And Away Kits:
Kits created by:
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Although the Wings are slowly starting to accumulate a small collection of overseas professionals, college players are bountiful and will make up the entire side. Talks are in the works to start such a league, but until then, we'll stick with what we've got! Charles DuPont will be managing the side and evaluating talent as he goes, since some of these guys may have a shot at cracking the WC41 roster.

DuPont is rolling out a flat 4-3-3 which plays at +2.5 (if rounding is necessary... surprise me :-D) Starters have been bolded. Class status is as of the upcoming season (after Oxen Cup VI). The three players from the WC40 team who are still in the college system have been indicated.

GK Jason Grossman (Jr - Reyes Academy)
GK Andrew Skibo (Jr - Carnegie Technical Institute)

D Casey Berber (Jr - Pollock College)
D Sanjuro Hayami (Jr - Shapiro State University)
D Brian Mauldin (Jr - Carnegie Technical Institute)
D Chris Princeton (Soph - Northeastern Masato University)
D Ryu Saotome (Sr - University of Shikibu)(WC 40)
D Evan Weatherford (Sr - Pembrooke Academy)(WC 40)
D Sho Yukikaze (Soph - Yuki State - Helmsley)

M Nathan Daulton (Jr - Stanwix College)
M Lyle Dylandy (Soph - Seiei University)
M Yu Honda (Sr - University of Fujiwara)
M Anthony Ingram (Jr - Reyes Academy)
M Richard Pederson (Jr - Raymaley College)
M Mike Tuscany (Sr - Northeastern Masato University)
M Kevin Underwood (Sr - University of Lunarossa)(WC 40)

F Ryan Adelaide (Jr - University of Shikibu)
F Paul Dinsmoor (Jr - University of Dancougar)
F Greg Littlefield (Sr - Stanwix College)
F Lenny Manchester (Sr - University of Lunarossa)
F Dan Potts (Jr - Mountain View State College)

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Meanwhile, at a lab at the University of Helmut...

"Hey... professor?" The door creaked open. Russ and Peter walked into the room and turned on the lights. It was empty. Well, shoot. After their totally bizarre counterterrorism adventure, finding work had failed miserably. They were hoping that the professor had some odd jobs for them to help do useful things like pay their rent. But he was gone, as was most of the equipment. One one bench, a note:

Prux ees een ze Oxen Coop! Vis ze dooks! I heff tekken ze cheekens een hopes of tekkink heem on een a metch to zee who hess ze best robots!

"He knows we're in different groups, right?" Peter asked.

Russ just shrugged. "I have no idea how long he's been working on those stupid things," he said. "But we're out of luck, it seems."

Peter looked over in the corner. The powered armors and spherical transports were still sitting in the far corner. Attached to one, a note:

Akira Toriyama called. He wants his plotline back.

"Russ, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Oh, no..."

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If my opponent RPs first, they may:
Name my goalscorers: Yes
Godmod scoring events: Yes*
Godmod other creative events (including injuries): Yes*
Injure my players: Yes*
Give out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Give out red cards to my players: Yes

* The Kingdom of Dancougar heartily endorses godmods with anime themes

Phone conversation ...

Jane: Hello Dazza ... (cough cough)
Dazza: You don't sound well Jane.
Jane: Kids gave me the flu again.
Dazza: So what can the Jeruselem Ambassador to Qazox do for you?

Jane: Can you take care of the Oxen 6 team until I get better.
Dazza: Jeruselem FA is OK with this?
Jane: I'm sure they won't mind.
Dazza: Where's Sister Marsha?

Jane: Coaching a Hockey team.
Dazza: She's sure a popular girl.
Jane: Well, she's the weirdest hockey coach in Jeruselem. (sneezes)
Dazza: Bad cold you have there!

Jane: I don't want to get the team sick.
Dazza: No problems, Dazza Dallas is the job.
Jane: Thanks Dazza (coughs)
Dazza: Don't be sick too long, I have work to do ...

Jeruselem's roster

"The Princesses"

Formation: 4-4-2 (+2)

Coach: Lady Dazzarina Handiskya Dallas

Security staff: John Edwards
* Former Inquisitor turned private security contractor to the Jeruselem FA
* Explosives expert

Official JGN reporters
* Kate Sallad
* Kara Kool

GK (F,30) - Kylie La Brai - Former Jeruselem gymastics champion. Known is Miss Bouncy.
GK (F,19) - Shay Rushdie - Works as a poodle trainer part-time
GK (F,24) - Jane Darian - An orphan after parents were killed by a car bomb. Took up football to stop from being bored and earn some money. Her hero is the Princess Skate and wants to be as rich as Dazza.

DEF (F,16) - Jacinta Sallad - Big Dallas fan, nicknamed Jacinta Dallas. Looks like a Jacinta Dallas clone.
DEF (M,26) - Fez - Looks like the guy from a TV based on the 70's. Sounds Gay but isn't.
DEF (F,26) - Fiskin Dallas - A little terrier who hustles all day.
DEF (F,17) - Dazzarina Intern - Badly behaved around the opposite sex, Nymphomaniac like the real Dazza.
DEF (M,16) - Geovanni Dallas - One of Debbie Dallas's sons. The only Dallas in this team.
DEF (F,23) - Pauline Boshoba - Party animal and professional "Mouse dancer". Often told off to stop acting like Skate.
DEF (M,22) - Joshua Frakes - They just call him "Jesus" for his miraculous efforts to stop goals

MID (F,32) - Scarlet Ferris - One of Kate Dallas's schoolfriends. Rides a scooter as preferred mode of transport. (CAPTAIN)
MID (F,26) - Mary Magalene - Quite a devout Catholic girl despite her unfortunate name
MID (F,18) - Kate Sallad - Big Dallas fan, nicknamed Kate Dallas. Looks like Kate Dallas clone too.
MID (M,20) - Jamie Hyneman - A man with brains and brawn in the midfield.
MID (M,24) - Adam Savage - Likes blowing stuff up in his free time
MID (M,22) - Flak Sho - Ariddian Jew who moved to Jeruselem. Princess Jacinta Dallas's current boyfriend.
MID (F,26) - Mary Magary - Quiet girl who does as she's told

STR (M,23) - Shaka Hislop - African tribal football player from a small village called Jerusalem
STR (F,18) - Jennifer Sloan - Black belt in Karate already.
STR (F,26) - Kara Kool - Daughter of the famous Rachel Kool. A Jewish "Hottie" to rival the other hottie Kate Dallas (VICE CAPTAIN)
STR (M,23) - Olk Silverstein - Aggressive Zionist striker who has a tendency to beat up refs.
STR (M,22) - Coss Cohen - Son of football club owner who likes the glory of scoring goals and being a star. Thinks he's better than Kara Kool.

RP Permissions
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players N
Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players N
Godmod Other Events N

Diplomatic niceties
* Jacinta Dallas is sister of Queen Katherine Alexandra Dallas, so she is treated as member of royal family by proxy

Dallas count = 1
Sallad count = 2

and

The strip!
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Acapais National Football Team


Roster

Goalkeepers
1 - Hunchman O'Hare*
22 - Scottie Lewis
23 - Egbert Gage

Defenders
2 - Raphael Giesen*
3 - Indigo Hatcher
4 - Irving Gilman*
9 - Simon Sloan
13 - Maynerd Mingle
14 - Rex Agitril*
17 - David Franzman*
18 - Steve Ferrie*

Midfielders
5 - Nate Weistein
6 - Steven Keppel
7 - Emerson Stewart
8 - Zachary McKellar*
11 - Al Vick Osman*
15 - Benjamin Nelson*
16 - Lenny Sherlock
21 - Danny Cole*

Strikers
10 - Jose Castro (C)*
12 - Dave Lugini
19 - Dean Chilvers
20 - Bobby Carter

Starters are marked with an "*"



Player & Staff Details

Manager - Stephanie Horne
Age: 51
Int'l Caps: 39

1 - O'Hare, Hunchman
Age: 30
Position: Goalkeeper
Current Club: Three Rivers
Int'l Clean Sheets: 3
Int'l Caps: 18

2 - Giesen, Raphael
Age: 24
Position: Defender
Current Club: Lakeside AC
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

3 - Hatcher, Indigo
Age: 23
Position: Defender
Current Club: Edgewood United
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

4 - Gilman, Irving
Age: 22
Position: Defender
Current Club: Highland Park FC
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

5 - Weinstein, Nate
Age: 21
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Real Malakoff
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

6 - Keppel, Steven
Age: 20
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Holiday FC
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

7 - Stewart, Emerson
Age: 26
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Keenshire
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

8 - McKellar, Zachary
Age: 24
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Cleburne-Eubanks
Int'l Goals: 5
Int'l Assists: 4
Int'l Caps: 39

9 - Sloan, Simon
Age: 25
Position: Defender
Current Club: Stinnett West
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

10 - Castro, Jose (Captain)
Age: 31
Position: Striker
Current Club: Agreman FH (Cafundeu)
Int'l Goals: 13
Int'l Assists: 3
Int'l Caps: 37
Int'l Caps as Captain: 3

11 - Osman, Al Vick
Age: 26
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Cafundó do Juta (Cafundeu)
Int'l Goals: 5
Int'l Assists: 8
Int'l Caps: 39

12 - Lugini, Dave
Age: 29
Position: Striker
Current Club: Edgewood United
Int'l Goals: 10
Int'l Assists: 3
Int'l Caps: 27

13 - Mingle, Maynerd
Age: 24
Position: Defender
Current Club: Kaufman Wanderers
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

14 - Agitril, Rex
Age: 27
Position: Defender
Current Club: Yorktown
Int'l Goals: 2
Int'l Assists: 4
Int'l Caps: 33

15 - Nelson, Benjamin
Age: 28
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Seven Points FC
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 23

16 - Sherlock, Lenny
Age: 23
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Slidell
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

17 - Franzman, David
Age: 21
Position: Defender
Current Club: Forest Hill
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 1
Int'l Caps: 4

18 - Ferrie, Steve
Age: 20
Position: Defender
Current Club: Edgewood United
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 0
Int'l Caps: 4

19 - Chilvers, Dean
Age: 22
Position: Striker
Current Club: Highland Park FC
Int'l Goals: 4
Int'l Assists: 1
Int'l Caps: 10

20 - Carter, Bobby
Age: 19
Position: Striker
Current Club: Real Malakoff
Int'l Goals: 1
Int'l Assists: 1
Int'l Caps: 2

21 - Cole, Danny
Age: 25
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Edgewood United
Int'l Goals: 0
Int'l Assists: 1
Int'l Caps: 4

22 - Lewis, Scottie
Age: 19
Position: Goalkeeper
Current Club: Real Malakoff
Int'l Clean Sheets: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

23 - Gage, Egbert
Age: 25
Position: Goalkeeper
Current Club: Lakeside AC
Int'l Clean Sheets: 0
Int'l Caps: 0

Stats as of 04/14/08


Uniforms (created by ediraf)

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Tactics

Style Modifier = -4

4-1-4-1

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--Nelson---------Cole-------Gilman--------Osman---
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----Franzman----Giesen----Agitril-------Ferrie----
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------------------O'Hare (GK)---------------------
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Referees
Kevin Murphy (6:7)
Jorge Martinez (8:4)
Victor Gill (3:9)



Other Information
Acapais (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Acapais)
Acapais national football team (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Acapais_national_football_team)



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(ooc: It is technically Monday, and I can't put them up later tonight, so i'm kinda giving you an extra 20 hours of RP oppertunity for MD2)
RP CUTOFF and MD1 Scores (winners in Bold, Draws in italics)


GROUP A @ Estadio Azul Flores, Cuidad de Iguana.
Qazox 4-1 Kose and The Turkomans
Ad'ihan 2-0 Lovisa
Nethertopia 1-3 Milchama

Group A Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Qazox 1-0-0 3 4 1 +3
Milchama 1-0-0 3 3 1 +2
Ad'ihan 1-0-0 3 2 0 +2
Nethertopia 0-0-1 0 1 3 -2
Lovisa 0-0-1 0 0 2 -2
K. & T. T. 0-0-1 0 1 4 -3

GROUP B @ Chè Den-Osó Stadium, San Guano.
Jeruselem 2-2 Tynelia
Prux 2-2 The Orion Star Empire
Starblaydia- BYE

Group B Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Jeruselem 0-1-0 1 2 2 --
T.O.S.E. 0-1-0 1 2 2 --
Prux 0-1-0 1 2 2 --
Tynelia 0-1-0 1 2 2 --
Starblaydia 0-0-0 0 0 0 --

GROUP C @ Tersa Gold Stadium, New Bruxen.
Cafundeu 0-1 Wentland
Nire and Nire 1-1 Green wombat
Lurikistan 1-3 Prazkoy

Group C Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Prazkoy 1-0-0 3 3 1 +2
Wentland 1-0-0 3 1 0 +1
Green wombat 0-1-0 1 1 1 --
Nire and Nire 0-1-0 1 1 1 --
Cafundeu 0-0-1 0 0 1 -1
Lurikistan 0-0-1 0 1 3 -2

Group D @ Vogg War Memorial Stadium, Vogg City.
Acapais 3-2 taeshan
Dancougar 4-3 Newmanistan
Blouman Empire- BYE

Group D Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Dancougar 1-0-0 3 4 3 +1
Acapais 1-0-0 3 2 2 +1
Blouman Empire 0-0-0 0 0 0 --
Newmanistan 0-0-1 0 3 4 -1
taeshan 0-0-1 0 2 3 -1


(ooc#2: this is my 3,333rd post... kinda lucky huh? lol)

Qazox 4-1 Turks
In a disappointing performance by a team of newcomers only playing one international regular bit them in the ass, so to speak. The play was generally dominated by the Qazox midfield with only Gunnar Milling helping at all. It could be blamed on inexperience but with Sinan Kose in the starting XI the team sprinted for the Qazox goal scoring within 13 seconds close to beating his own record of 9.8 seconds. It was after this flare of brilliance that the team resigned itself to defending with upto 8 men behind the ball at one point which was when the inexperience of the keeper Volkan Balta who was embarrassed from long range almost the entire game often making the last ditch save. However there are positives to be drawn from this, or so Sinan Kose says quite what they are we have yet to see but they will need to pick up some form and quick if they are to remain a contender for anything at all this tournement.

Goals:
Sinan Kose (0:13) (KTT)
Charles Marquis (25, 67) (Qazox)
David Shultz (34, 82) (Qazox)

Orhan Slams Balta Performance
In a shocking statement Orhan Kose has blasted his team mate about his performance in goal stating "If the coach wants to fail thats fine by me, because thats what we will do with him in goal." Coach Alhrem has asked Sinan Kose to talk to his younger brother on the matter as the team get ready to face Ad'ihan and Orhan may have lost his promised starting place for this match. We are yet to hear a comeback from Balta, but we expect him to at least defend himself against such harsh criticism.

OSN Nightly Report
By WILLIAM DRAKE
Sports - Page 178

The Orion Star Empire today kicked off its international soccer competition at the Chè Den-Osó Stadium in San Guano with a 2-2 tie against rival group member Prux. Forward Ciprian Marica scored early for the Fenrirs (8:16), sprinting down the pitch and kicking a brilliant one-timer off of an Adrian Winters pass. However, Prux responded with Speedy MacDuck (25:26) and Quickie MacDuck (40:31) each scoring against Orion goal tender Artur Boruc once before the half.

In the second half, Orion’s midfield grew lively with Eric Stark and Jacek Krzynowek both getting ample opportunity against the Prux defense, however it was James Julian (81:52) who ultimately saved the tie for the Fenrirs, faking Dizzy Duck out with a dazzling move that froze the keeper, letting the ball rocket by. The game was notably uneventful, with neither a penalty nor stoppage time throughout the entire contest. Orion is now part of a 4-way tie for first place in Group B, with only Starblaydia, who has yet to play a game, out of the running.

Position to Exploit
Starblaydia can get ahead of the game

Group B's matches both provided Two-Two draws, leaving all teams bar Starblaydia on a single point with no goal difference, with the White Lions taking their Bye match on the first day. The group is already wide open, and Starblaydia will be looking to capitalise on the early breakout of Draws by gaining three points against The Orion Star Empire on Matchday Two.

Lex Panarii, the team's manager, is buoyant over his team's chances in the group, predicting that they could realistically overtake either Tynelia or Jeruselem come the end of Matchday Five and propel themselves into the Quarter-Finals. "On paper, apparently, we're the third-best team in the Group," he said before the opening day's games, "but I feel with this squad, as we build to World Cup 41, we can prove those ranks haven't yet caught up with how good we really are."

Good words, indeed, but how are Starblaydia going to manage it with a different set of staff members every time? Betanii Marrones has been entrenched as the manager for the World Cup side since World Cup 38, but in the intervening 'minor' tournaments, either Panarii himself or his current assistant, Apollina Iakovakis, have been in control of the side. It's a disjointed approach that so far has only yielded a Third Place finish in the 22nd AOCAF. Unless this 'holy trinity' of Marrones, Panarii and Iakovakis are brought together by the Starblaydi Football Association for tournaments other than the World Cup, the training and overall game plan of the side may suffer from inconsistency and confusion. Perhaps Panarii needs to get himself a 'special advisor' on his staff by the name of Ms Betanii Marrones, in order to give this team a real shot as we run up to the next World Cup.


(OOC: Forgot to add my Style Modifier to the roster, which is +2)

Nire and Nire Caught Unawares, Announces Squad

Due to the complexity of Nationstates timezones and the general incompetence of the Republic of Nire administration the FA only learned today that they had a team playing the the Oxen Cup V following the sides 1-1 draw with the Green Wombat. Officials scrambled to release a press statement announcing the squad for the tournament which, incidentally, is the first official squad named to represent the Republic of Nire in over a decade.

The Republic of Nire Football Team for the Oxen Cup V
The Republic of Nire FA is pleased to announce the Nire team for Oxen V, Nire will be represented by Jose.

Jose is an exceptionally talented footballer, having plied his trade in the Nire Youth Divisional 5 Championships and at the tender age of 9, Jose is well on the way to international stardom.

The Nire FA wishes Jose all the best at the Oxen Cup V

Jeruselem Government News

Dazza's back!

The Jeruselem World Cup 40 team travelled to Qazox for the Oxen Cup 6. Unfortunately, the coach Jane Sanderson being a Mum - like a lot of Mums, caught a cold from her kids before she could get to Qazox. She was quarantined from the team and will stay home until she's recovered. With assistant coach Sister Marsha coaching a hockey team, Jeruselem had a ready made solution.

It happened the Jeruselem Ambassador to Qazox was a football coach, yes - it's Dazza Dallas! Dazza is no stranger to coaching, having coached the Jeruselem World Cup team, the Jeru FC World Cup team, under 21 teams and other teams.

Jeruselem's fave grandmother, looking suspiciously a bit like that Hello Kitty character (except Dazza Dallas has a mouth, Kitty does not) took over the team for Jane.

The team's first game was a big one. They played Tynelia. Most of the team had been doing a bit too much holidaying after the World Cup 40 and weren't at peak fitness. Tynelia struck early against the sluggish Jeruselem taking the lead in the 30th minute. Kate Sallad who looks like one of Dazza's kids - struck back equalising at the end of 1st half.

2nd half! Jacinta Sallad got yellow-carded for arguing with the ref after giving away a penalty in the Jeruselem's penalty area. The Tynelians did not make a mistake and took the lead. Jeruselem didn't rest and pushed hard for the next goal. They pressed hard but the Tynelian defense didn't crack.

Newly married Flak Sho who is now the official partner of Dazza Dallas's daughter Jacinta, finally broke through with a great strike to earn the Princesses a big point.

Later coach Dazza said
"I reckon Jeruselem would have beaten Casari in the 2nd round of the World Cup 40 with Flak Sho in the team. We missed that extra skill from my daughter's man. The team aren't in the best of shape, some are back from holidays so we aren't quite fully ready yet. I think we just need a few hard training session to get the team back into shape. All we need a little time get back into groove. Don't worry, we're just getting started."

THE ROCKET REPORT

DANCOUGAR PULLS OUT VICTORY

Vogg City, Qazox- Last night, the Rockets got the Oxen Cup tournament with a match against Dancougar, the nation who won the 26th Baptism of Fire. Although Dancougar has begun to get themselves acquainted with Newmanistanians due to their World Bowl successes, this was the first ever meeting between the nations in the world’s football. The passionate fan bases of each nation turned all their attention to Qazox for this matchup. On paper, Dancougar was listed as a slight favorite, given their recent run to the World Cup 40 quarterfinals.

Eric Andrews was eager to get his first international game underway, and to make it a success. Eventually, the opening whistle blew and the Black Wings and Rockets used the opening minutes to feel each other out. Once the clock passed the 15 minute mark, the clubs each picked up the pace a little bit, with both teams trading opportunities, which for the most part resulted in timely defensive clears. It took half an hour for a team to eventually break through, but in the 31st minute, Greg Littlefield put the Black Wings up 1-nil, scoring off a pretty feed from Mike Tuscany. Kevin Dalton was helpless on the play. Not to long later, they went up 2-nil, as in the 36th minute an aggressive run up field by defender Casey Berber would be rewarded as took a shot from 35 yards, which completely fooled Kevin Dalton. Kevin will probably have a hard time explaining how this one got by, but nevertheless, the Black Wings were up by two. They would have loved to go into intermission with that cushion, but in the second minute of stoppage time, the Rockets capitalized on a poor clearing attempt by Sanjuro Hayami, as Chris Peterson intercepted the pass, then found Kevin Lewis, who was just able to stay onside, and Lewis fired it home to make it 2-1. This is where we went to intermission.

The second half started pretty similar to the first, with cautious play, and Dancougar happy to protect the narrow lead. Sensing them being a little too conservative, Newmanistan went on an aggressive attack, and had the Black Wings on their heels for a good 10 minutes, which would eventually culminate in a 57th minute goal, off the foot of Julie McElroy to even up the score. This led to wide open play, with both clubs getting quality opportunities back and forth. Everyone in Vogg City rose to their feet and cheered on their team, one of these clubs was going to score. It wasn’t going to end 2-2 with the way each team was committing to offense. In the 73rd minute, that team would be Dancougar, on a Lenny Manchester strike. But the Dancougar faithful didn’t even have time to conclude their fight song chant in the stands before the Rockets struck quickly, right back in the 74th minute, on a beautiful pass from Brett Prescott to Kevin Lewis. The speed of Lewis caught the Wings defenders a bit off guard, and Kevin struck home the equalizer past Grossman, and once again we were all square, 3-3. The quick bang-bang of the two goals had both coaches frantically calling for their players to focus more on defense, and that this game had to settle down, at least somewhat. It did for a while, and time was winding down. In the 85th minute, an innocent pass from Chris Peterson to Brett Prescott was read perfectly by Mike Tuscany, and like he did on the first goal, he found a streaking Greg Littlefield, and delivered a beautiful ball to him. Greg knew what he had to do, and after faking Dalton to commit to the left, he roofed a shot into the top right corner to put Dancougar in front, for good.

Overall, this is a game that Newmanistan should not feel bad about losing. It’s one of those games where they did everything they good, and you just have to tip your cap to the opponent, even if they like penguins. In fact, with it coming against a World Cup 40 quarterfinalist, it might even build up some confidence for the next match, which will be against the Blouman Empire, from SaxerVilla. This one was for Keystone State pride, whatever that is, it’s just a sign that a Newmanistanian fan had in the stands. The next, will be for Empire supremacy.

CORRIMAL RANGERS FOOTBALL CLUB

The Corrimal Ranges Football Club Inc. wishes to advise all interested parties that the roster for the 6th OXEN Cup has been finalised.

Manager: Mark Peterson Currently during his time as manager of the club he has helped them to win 2 league titles 4 FAR (Football Association of Regarmar) Cups and has won the two previous FFB Cups.
Assistant Managers: John Wormeood, Dennis Cooper
Chief Medical Officer: Dr. Luke Joltings

Goalkeepers

#1. Ashley Speck
Age: 27
Position: GK
Short Bio: Speck has been an important part of the Corrimal Rangers throughout his sporting life, having been picked up as a 10 year old by the club he was trained up to develop the raw talent in him. He has played in the first team for 9 years becoming the first pick keeper at the age of 21 he he has proven himself time and time again winning the club best and fairest twice and the FAR Best and fairest. He has very fast reflexes able to move across his goal and stop many shots other keepers would not save.


#23. Micheal Long
Age: 24
Position: GK

#31. Keith Probus
Age: 20
Position: GK

Defenders

#2. Leon of Liyons (Captain)
Age: 29
Position: SW
Short Bio: Strong defender and very fast he can close down on players with ease. Won the club Best and Fairest for the past two years in a row appointed Captain at the beginning of last season and has proved an excellent leader both on and off the field.

#3. Timothy Imantion
Age: 25
Position: CD
Short Bio: Andrew is an excellent defender able to close down forwards and places in strong tackles making strikers feel utterly useless and small.


#4. George Westpack
Age: 21
Position: LB
Short Bio: A strong left back with good defending abilities can shut down attacks down his side well.

#5. Christopher Marlowe
Age: 35
Position: RB
Short Bio: While easily the oldest player on the team he has continued to prove that he still has the speed of a 20 year old and the skills to match.

#41. William Pollack
Age: 21
Position: CD

#37. Jeffery Kingsley
Age: 26
Position: LB

#25 Harry Persiquite
Age: 29
Position: RB

Midfielders

#6 James Poorman
Age: 26
Position: RM
Short Bio: Strong midfielder fittest man on the team able to run up and down all day supporting both the front line and the defence.

#7. Ahron Judge
Age: 22
Position: LM
Short Bio: Midfielder who can play the left side well has excellent foot skills able to confuse many competitors, then can easily get the ball through the midfield and up to the strikers

#8. Alexander Rabor
Age: 19
Position: CAM
Short Bio: Strong player who wowed crowds at the recent Blouman Empire U21 Tournament playing for Regarmar, while young he has proved himself to be an excellent player who is able to play far better than many of his older and more experienced rivals

#30. Benjamin Tice
Age: 29
Position: LM

#20. Mallone Porter
Age: 23
Position: LCM

#35. Johnathon Silverman
Age: 22
Position: RM

#49. Henry Lagman
Age: 26
Position: CM

#91. Luke Armand
Age: 19
Position: CM

Forwards

#9. Edward Kiefer
Age: 23
Position: LS
Short bio: Is an excellent striker and able to play on the left side well, he has good crossing abilities being able to find his target more times than not. Was club and league leading goal scorer 2 years ago making him the club leading goal scorer for the second time in a row.

#15. Jack Junkson (Vice Captain)
Age: 20
Position: ST
Short Bio: Excellent striker who can find openings in the goal where others can't. He is the only player on the team who has had international experience playing in World Cup 39 and 40 qualifiers Cup of Harmony 31 and 32, and the 25th Baptism of Fire. He has excellent leadership abilities and is able to organise a good and workable offence.

#11 Matthew Flinders
Age: 26
Position: RS
Short Bio: Good Striker and has almost magical powers with his head, able to head the ball with near pinpoint accuracy, he also has good crossing abilities making him dangerous out on the right

#10. Henry Cook
Age: 22
Position: ST

#28. Bruce Jones
Age: 28
Position: ST

Uniform

Home Uniform: Shirt: Red and white vertical strips. (While the team will still have its logo on the top left hand side the Emperors crest will be on the top right hand side to signify Bloumany representation) Shorts: White Socks: White
Away Uniform: Shirt: Red Black trim. Shorts: Black Socks: Black

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THE EMPIRE TIMES

MY OPINION ON SPORT
By Quint Kollings

ACRONYMS IN SPORT

The recent spate between the many different organisations, confederations associations, federations and down right interest groups that bombarded us with their acronyms in the lead up to the OXEN cup has shown why we have to many people trying to influence football in their own vision and have turned it into a political arena rather than getting on with the business of playing football.

For those of you who were living under a rock over the past six weeks and were fortunate enough not to see yet another argument break out over the state of football in Blouamany here is a brief recap. The Football Federation of Bloumany (FFB) signed the international team up to play in the OXEN Cup in Qazox this off season, regular readers of my column would know that when I say the FFB I mean FFB chief Lord Henry Cumberland and manager of operations Baron William Spoke who over recent years has increasingly taken control over FFB maters outside of their powers. This decision by Lord Cumberland sparked outrage amongst many of the teams top coaches who were afraid of losing their players during an off season again and risking the chance of injury, the players also expressed outrage at this as they had not heard anything about it and the fact that no sitting members on the FFB board that were not FFB board members had been consulted about this, something which should have been discussed and voted on before Lord Cumberland had made a commitment to Qazox. Over the next few weeks there was a lot of debate between many of the organisations that were involved with a final result of sending the winner of the previous FFB cup to this and any further OXEN cups.

This spate showed two problems first the fact that while all Blouman nations have been joined together by a common force and constitution for the past 500 years, we still maintain strong independence and loyalty to our country more than our empire, this was evidenced when we participated in the 25th Baptism of Fire when we were unable to decide Imperial colours and so had a large debate on what colours our team should play in. The result was a mish mash of various colours that still fails to bring the team and the empire as a whole under the one banner.

The other problem shown today was the various different organisations that are involved in many international and empire wide decisions in regards to football, all of these have their own agendas and ideals on how football within Bloumany should be run. This lead to a bombardment of acronyms on the public which if you don't keep up you can get lost in a (alphabet?) soup of letters.

These included the FFB as already mentioned, the BFF (Braxon Football Federation), EBAF (East Bloumany Association of Football), EBFL (East Bloumany Football League), FFF (Fraycrant Football Federation), HALF (Holchmain Association of League Football), NBFO (North Braxon Football Organisation, PFA (Promdranian Football Association), FAR (Football Association of Ragarmar, FLTA (Football Leagues of Truingren Association), UBFF (Upper Braxon Football Federation), WAF (Wedrom Association of Football), ICA (Imperial Coaches Association) and the BPC (Blouman Players Confederation) thankfully the individual players association that make up the confederation left it up to them to protest on behalf of all players.

As you can see a multitude of acronyms which shows how complex the state of football actually is, this is not needed and while football organisation on a micro level is important the individual associations should not be allowed to continue, they slow up decision making and have in many cases brought progress of football in Bloumany to a standstill, what is needed is a strong FFB with specific guidelines on what people in power can and can not do and what is required of them. Until this happens we will continue to see petty arguments like this and the colours of the strip for our international players, that slow down the progression and general flow of our beloved game. In saying that I hope that the Corrimal Rangers perform well in the OXEN cup and represent Blouman Football.

Quint Kollings is a former player for the Port Fansat football club and of the Braxon national team, he now commentates Braxon Premier League games for Channel 8

Orhan Kose is in his room lying on a bed, he hears a knock at the door "Come in!" He shouts as Sinan Kose comes in after the team bonding session of playing cricket "Hey Orhan, we need to talk."
"What is it aybi*" as he sat up.
"It's about the way you spoke about Balta"
"Listen, you've got to see that I have a point now that we are bottom of the table it's an uphill battle." he said passionately.
"Believe me Kardeş, it will be an uphill battle to keep on trying at this level, but what you don't do is cause aggro within the team-"
"Even if I was right?"
"Even then, your lucky Alhrem will keep you in the squad tonight."
"Wow!" He jumped up "I'm going to be in the team"
"But consider yourself lucky that Balta is of forgiving nature if he'd taken it another way we'd have a schism in the team and all because you couldn't take the defeat on the chin."
"So what do I just do whats best for the team?"
"Thats all we ask, now come on we've got a team meeting downstairs." They left the room and turned of the lights.

They went down stairs to find Alhrem and the team looking like they'd just caught the bastard who threw a brick at their mother's, "So Team" Alhrem began in English "How do you explain Orhans behavior"
Turkmen spoke up "He's just a kid sir."
Alhrem said" Ok then but Balta feels he should take blood from young Orhan here" The team gasped and turned to Balta, Drawing blood is a way of weakening someone for a mistake that hadn't been used in over 2000 Years of unification.
Sinan was outraged "He's just a boy Balta you know that,how do you think he feels as a boy in a mans world eh?"
Balta replied "He insulted me, would you let a child do that to you?"
"He's just that a child how is he meant to know what he said would insult you?"
"He should think before he acts"
Orhan finally spoke "It's OK, I will take the punishment for my stupidity"
Sinan grabbed his arm "No Orhan" he hissed "You cannot do this it will weaken the families standing allowing a lesser man to draw your blood with a holy blade." He turned to Balta "We should leave this to my father he will know how to deal with such a situation."
Sabri wanted to break the tension so he asked "Anyone want pizza?"
Alhrem quickly scolded the youngster who was expecting his first son the next day "Fine" Sabri said. "Yarmur will be needing me tomorrow before the game-" it was then his mobile rang after a lot of gasping he said to the others "This is it guys it's finally started Yarmurs mothers started to drive her to the hospital."
Sinan said "Go on man good luck."
The team latter agreed to help the fans make a banner for this occasion and would play for the unborn child at this match.

Goalkeeper:
[1] Fritjof Sievers (26, Lovos-Renault Atma)
[4] Jason McCouler (28, Visby Nestle Quarcoo)
[18] Marcel Dalbier (23, EMC Goar)


Defenders:
[19] Sebastian Vilgoor (23, Visby-Nestle Quarcoo)
[17] Krystian Biel (23, SD Borland Leve)
[31] Christian Hartwig (26, Blaupunkt Leve)
[22] Matti Leppisoe (23, Atma Teatanic)
[7] Christian Goor (24, EMC Goar)
[10] Vincent Moreux (21, Edda EB Ulforg)

Midfielders:
[5] Jan Sandler (22, Lovos-Renault Atma)
[8] Eric Tamme (25, Blaupaunkt Leve)
[2] Philip Meehan (28, Visby Nestle Quarcoo)
[3] Constantin Pappanidoulis (28, LKS Perros-Guirec)
[11] Sebastian Kremer (26, EBBC Bosch Atma)
[24] Andre Blazer (26, AG Bitola Quarcoo)
[14] Hakon Indgaard (22, Telecom Cxal Shepenyagah)

Strikers:
[12] Georg Lunz (24, Visby Nestle Quarcoo)
[33] Mariusz Franke (27, Lovos-Renault Atma)
[9] Henrik Baecker (25, EDF Atma)
[6] Austin Cirillo (25, EMC Goar)
[15] Diego Valderrama (28, ASC Calvena Goar)

Coach:Henryk Kasperczak /age:46/

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(OOC: caps & goals out of date, need to add the CoH to it)

Kit:
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We have no clue if we will use kits from our own Tenderclothes4Sportswear soon, we'll forfil our contract with Ediraf first.

Pos Age # Player name (Caps) (Goals) (club)
GK 19 1 Wouter van Dalen 24 The Peregrins
GK 20 12 Ron de Vries 4 NAPC

DL 22 2 Sergio Torres 26 1 Sambarilove (Caf)
DL 20 13 Marnix Huisman 1 The Gray Towers
DC 21 3 Gert-Jan Meijer 26 Tenderville United
DC 21 4 Ronnie de Haan 25 Tenderville United
DC 23 14 Daniel de Lange 0 Sambarilove (Caf)
DC 23 15 Ahmed Hammami 2 NAPC
DR 22 5 Mike Igwe 26 1 Ashdom City
DR 22 16 Ruben van Wonderen 0 FC DePardenti

ML 25 6 Daouda Diompy 25 Agreman FH (Caf)
ML 23 17 Cees Hendriks 4 Tenderville UNited
MC 24 7 Fouad Snijders 26 1 Tenderville United
MC 23 8 Klaas Koppers 26 1 The Peregrins
MC 24 18 Boy Krohne 2 FC DePardenti
MC 23 19 Jeremy Hofman 0 Tenderville United
MR 25 9 Andrés García 27 1 The Peregrins
MR 20 20 Obinna Agbo 0 Ashdom City

SC 22 10 Abdoulaye Soro 26 27 El din Marbles FC (C&M)
SC 25 11 Souleymane Diakité 25 12 The Gray Towers
SC 23 21 David Muños 0 NAPC

SC 19 22 Kingsley Kalu 8 5 The Peregrins
Coach: Rob Kietecs

Style = +2
Nethertopia will play in a 4-2-4 formation.

GK 1 Wouter van Dalen
DL 2 Sergio Torres (C)
DC 3 Gert-Jan Meijer
DC 4 Ronnie de Haan
DR 5 Mike Igwe
AMR 6 Daouda Diompy
CM 7 Fouad Snijders
CM 8 Klaas Koppers
AML 9 Andrés García
ST 10 Abdoulaye Soro
ST 11 Souleymane Diakité

Player profiles:

GK Wouter van Dalen
Native. Good agility aggression and a perfect stamina but lacks creativity and movement.
GK Ron de Vries
Native. Strength is is best Point but he’s not very creative and lacks movement. Needs to grow a lot before becoming a top class keeper.

DL Sergio Torres
Native with foreign parents. Very good in the air and the best captain on the team. Lacks attacking abilities.
DL Marnix Huisman
Native. Great teamworker with a lot of stamina but not very strong.
DC Gert-Jan Meijer
Native. Best header in the team and superb strength but very laid back.
DC Ronnie de Haan
Native. Positions himself very great and has also a good shot, tackle and pass. Is not good with headers and is slow.
DC Daniel de Lange
Native. Good points are pace, stamina, strength and heading but is bad in making the right descision.
DC Ahmed Hammami
Immigrant. Good technique but is not an outstanding player. Does not shoot so well.
DR Mike Igwe
Native with foreign parents. Aggressive, a teamworker and a good tackler but shoudn’t try headers.
DR Ruben van Wonderen
Native. Very good teamworker, great tackler, good in the air but not very creative.

ML Daouda Diompy
Immigrant. Typical winger with great aerial strength and a good movement. Not a good leader and a bit of a lonewolf.
ML Cees Hendriks
Native. Strong and good at giving passes. Lacks aggression and pace.
MC Fouad Snijders
Native. Great cross, great pass, good dribble. Average shooting and not the best in making descisions.
MC Klaas Koppers
Native. Superb tackling, very aggressive, strong and a teamworker. Average shot but no real weak points.
MC Boy Krohne
Native. Good leader, nice passer but not a fast player.
MC Jeremy Hofman
Best crosser and passer on the team with also technique and movement but terrible when heading.
MR Andrés García
Immigrant. Player with the best technique. Almost impossible to beat in the air, great pace, dribbling and stamina and a fair shot. Lacks strength and leadership.
MR Obinna Agbo
Native with foreign parents. He’s a winger with a good technique and an accurate cross but has no stamina and doesn’t shoot too well.

SC Abdoulaye Soro
Native with foreign parents. A very fast player with a good shot. His great weakness is that he lacks strength.
SC Souleymane Diakité
Immigrant. Long player who rules the air and a creative mastermind. Just like Soro not a strong player.
SC David Muños
Immigrant from a similar country. A born dribbler with leadership. Like all other strikers before not strong.
SC Kingsley Kalu
Immigrant. Has the best shot on the team and is very aggressive but is not good in the air. Also lacks creativity.

President of the NFA: Willem Opdeheuvel
Vice president of the NFA: Pieter-Jan Inniger

Score update:
1) Abdoulaye Soro 27
2) Souleymane Diakité 13
2) Kingsley Kalu 5
4) Andrés García 1
4) Cees Hendriks
4) Klaas Koppers 1
4) Fouad Snijders 1
4) Mike Igwe 1
4) Sergio Torres 1

Do whatever the heck you like with my players and staff ;)

JAKE: This telecast is brought to you in high definition on DSPN-HD! (Title screen, theme song, and cheering fans behind the desk... in location, in Vogg City!) Welcome to this Oxen Cup edition of College Gameday, glad you could join us, I'm Jake Matthews, joined by Dee Torso and Dirk Spiceroad. We're in Qazox for an intercup competition without peer, as senior sides compete for glory and bragging rights before the World Cup cycle starts again. We're at the Vogg War Memorial Stadium, where earlier today we saw the Black Wings and Newmanistan play a highly entertaining game, a 4-3 win for the Wings. And we'll start off with the highlights for this one, guys.

DEE: Okay, early minutes, both teams getting into the flow of the tournament. Kevin Lewis, incredible player for Newmanistan, absolute command of himself and of the players around him. He's going to take a crack here, ten minutes in, which Grossman gets a glove on. Best scoring chance early on for the Rockets, and the Wings also sporting a 4-3-3, get one of their own, minute eighteen, here's Dylandy sending one on from outside the box, but Dalton makes the save and Stratton clears it away. He's got something to prove, looking to win back his place in the senior starting lineup.

DIRK: Wings break it open at the half hour mark, pretty play on the offensive side of the ball. A long ball from Underwood, who finds Tuscany making a run. Tuscany controls the ball and fires a low cross into the box, and Littlefield redirects it into the far corner, Dalton stranded, and it's 1-0. You watch it again, Morton whiffs on the clear which lets the ball get through to Littlefield, and the senior - national champion - gives Dancougar the lead. Minutes later, big mistake by the Rocket 'keeper. Casey Berber leads a break and spies Dalton off his line, so he just tees it up from thirty five, OH, the golazo! And I guarantee you that surprised everyone, even the shooter, but it's 2-0 on an incredible shot. Berber places this right over the outstretched Dalton.

DEE: But the Rockets get one back, and once again, poor defense is the culprit. Corner kick, looking for the head of Brett Prescott... they find it, but it's weak, and Hayami clears... or does he?! It's a low clearance that winds up at the feet of Chris Peterson, who sends it right back in to Lewis. Lewis, behind the defense, fires it home to make it 2-1, just before stoppage time expires, and this is a combination of great awareness by Newmanistan and lazy defense by the Wings. They took it for granted that Hayami hit it out, but I'm not sure anyone actually knew how far the ball'd gone! Peterson spies Lewis in the clear and feeds a pretty pass back into the box, and the hands go up to no avail. Lewis slots it home, 2-1.

DIRK: Second half, Dancougar playing cautious football to protect a one goal lead. And unless you're a team that can really bank on its defense, and tbe Black Wings are not, that's never going to end well. The Rockets chip away here, as Carrigan sends a lot shot that takes a deflection out of play. Minute fifty seven, Rockets patiently waiting for an opening. Chapman plays it through to Peterson, who cuts it back to the middle and spies Julie McElroy! McElroy blasts it from the top of the eighteen, Grossman is screened and dives late, and it's all tied at two. And McElroy did well to spot the opening in the back line, showing once again that women can play at this level, period.

DEE: And that would tear the game wide open, this is where it started to get fun. Charles DuPont liking that, part of the reason he switched the team to the 4-3-3 here is that he wants to develop a more attacking style of football here. It's served the team well already, and the seesaw battle begins. Adelaide heads wide in minute sixty two, and misses again in minute sixty five. McElroy has this effort saved by Grossman, he holds on. Seventy third minute, still 2-2, and the Wings get the breakthrough goal. Underwood fakes out his man and sprints into the open field, looks for help, and finds Manchester coming across the middle. Hard, low, shot - goal for Lenny Manchester, and it's 3-2.

DIRK: But here's a reaction for you, forty eight seconds after the goal, Dancougar fans still celebrating the goal, but here come the Rockets! Prescott, looks to the middle, and sprints past Saotome! Prescott, long ball into the box, and look at the speed of Kevin Lewis... beats the defender to the ball and pounds this one past Grossman, all tied at three. And we're not done yet! Dancougar counter, Manchester again... but this one's offside. Now all of a sudden the defenses are the center of attention, subs come in to shore up those leaking lines, and we settle down a bit. But after that flurry of activity, the fans are restless, they're into the game. You know somebody has to get a winner.

DEE: It would come five minutes from time, and it would come from the Dancougar Black Wings. Tuscany, lurking the midfield, picks off the pass and immediately runs it into space. Huge mismatch at the back, Littlefield comes into the picture, and the through ball finds him behind the defender. Looks one way, shoots the other, goal Dancougar. 4-3, they survive the final minutes, and that's how it ends. Both goalkeepers shell-shocked after this one.

JAKE: So the Wings win this battle of recent Baptism of Fire champions, a fun fact which added a little something to the pregame festivities. Both teams, though, have some work to do defensively. Both teams got goals from mishaps, and although the Wings escaped from this one, it's hard for any offense to offset a leaky defense.

DEE: That may be true, Jake, but I liked the way the Wings turned it up in the last half hour. It was strange to see the team sit back the way they did at the start of the second half, and I think it's fitting that they only got the victory after returning to the attack. For me, I think it was that do or die mentality that won it. The Rockets came out in that second half looking to press their advantage in experience and physical play, moving up and down the field with a good place... flyers, if you will. But near the end of the game, those Black Wings dug in and used their youth and willingness to fight tough conditions and survive... like penguins, perhaps. And we all know what happens when penguins battle flyers.

DIRK: I'm not sure I have any idea what you're talking about, or if it even makes sense, but I will say that I was impressed by some of the passing. The ability to pick out players in space making runs off the ball, that's something that the Wings need to do more of if they're going to really take advantage of that three-forward configuration. I'm sure Coach DuPont doesn't want the Wings to be able to scrape by just by throwing a lot of men forward, he'd like to see this turn into an honest to goodness strategy that the team can use to good effect.

JAKE: Let's talk about the team, now. We haven't had much time to go over the squad due to the late roster announcement from the FA, but we'll talk goalkeepers first. Jason Grossman from Reyes Academy was stellar during the regular season, but they were bounced in their opening set of the tournament. People think he might be shaky against high caliber competition, and he gave up three goals tonight.

DEE: Yes, but the defense in front of him has to shore itself up. I expected Saotome and Weatherford to play better. Sure, Weatherford has improved greatly since his World Cup debut. He's a little better at reading forwards and doesn't let himself get beaten as easily, but he had a tough season at Pembrooke, which failed to finish in the top half of its league table. And Saotome, a reserve during the World Cup, playing solid ball for Shikibu this season, though I wouldn't call him outstanding.

DIRK: No, none of these defenders really has the ability to take over a game and absolutely clamp down on opposing forwards. Casey Berber, though, we found out he's got a leg on him. He unleashed that ball on Dalton without a moment's hesitation, with absolute confidence and control. That said, he didn't show any particular sharpness in the box, which is something he'll need to get back fast before the next game. On the bench, a couple of sophomores waiting in the wings. They bring speed to the game, a lot of energy; you saw Yukikaze come in late for Hayami and he played very well down the stretch.

JAKE: Once again, lots of midfielders on the team, but only three will start. And interesting selection, the youngster anchoring the team in the middle with the more experienced guys to the outside.

DIRK: Yes, Lyle Dylandy out of Seiei. I was surprised that he got the nod over two guys I thought were a better pick, Honda or Ingram, who are more defensive in their approach. Dylandy, though, likes to be all over the field. He'll go into tough challenges and get physical with bigger guys in order to win the fifty fifty, but he does need to learn to conserve himself. In this game, he ran out of gas with about a half hour to go. As great as it is that he's willing to scrap all over the field, he does the team no good if he needs to come off that early.

DEE: That's true, Dirk, and he's got two guys in Tuscany and Underwood who are able to provide the kind of leadership he needs to develop those talents. Underwood was the other guy in the midfield for most of World Cup 40, playing alongside guys like Akira Morimoto and Boris Boskov, he hardly garnered a mention. He prefers to play a little more defensively, but he knows when to attack and is the guy this team looks to for direction. During the World Cup, he got a better sense of how he should play the game from watching the pros do it. As for Tuscany - great ball control, he has the awareness of where his forwards are and he can make the tough pass. Two assists in this game to Greg Littlefield, including the game winner. He is one of the big reasons why Northeastern Masato was able to get to the grand final.

JAKE: Littlefield, of course, is one of three starting forwards. The team brings five into this tournament, the biggest crop in their short existence. I don't know if any of them are as dominant up front as a Hideo Ikeda or a Shishio Jinguuji, but they worked pretty well together in this opener.

DIRK: I liked the pressure they started to get on the Newmanistan goal. Littlefield was in there forcing defenders to make stops, just trying to create trouble on and off the ball. He has good instincts and knows when to take his shots, but he needs to distribute the ball more effectively if he wants to be a danger man. And Adelaide really needs to assert himself more. He wasn't much of a factor in this game, and it's not enough to just have a body forward. More running into space, go up more aggressively for those balls in the box - you gotta do something, Ryan, otherwise you have Paul Dinsmoor on the bench just itching to get into the game.

DEE: Yes, Dinsmoor looks to be a good option off the bench, but let's talk about Lenny Manchester for a moment. He caught fire in the second half and started making some really good runs at the Rocket defense. His footwork caught me by surprise, I didn't know he could be that tricky, but he does need to work on his timing. Off the ball, he's shaky. He had a few silly offside calls against him, and one negated a goal, so that's something they'll address in practice.

JAKE: All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we'll look at Dancougar's group and make some predictions. Everybody loves predictions!

Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

Finally, covering a REAL sport, not like hockey, where they have to wear so much paddign, cause god-forbid you get hit and have to feel pain!

A rather dissapointing 1-1 draw with Nire and Nire, though both teams are close in ranking, the Wombats dominated from the get go, but only the great keeping from N&N's Jose, who also plays every other position. I'm glad there was only one of him, or else this could have been a blow-out in favor of Nire and Nire.

But the road ahead gets a bit easier as Lurikistan, a team making its first international appearance here at the Oxen Cup, should be easily dispatched with before the next two matches with Wentland and Cafundeu.

Overall this team could go 2-1-2 and maybe sneak into the top 12, earning a easier path in the knockouts, but in this competition, strange things have happened, and who knows, maybe at the end, Green Wombat will win the Cup?

<AT PFA HQ>

Commissioner Grant: So we drew Orion 2-2, dammit, To bad we signed a 5 year deal with Professor Gearlosse and those dammed robotic ducks. I don't know how, but somehow we got to get out of the contract.

Lawyer #1: We're working on it, sir. But so far the only escape clauses we have found are, 1- If Professor Gearlosse dies of natural causes, then the contract is null and void. 2- If the Ducks kill a living person from another team or 3- let me see here.... If you voluntarily step down and allow Professor Gearlosse to take over the PFA.

Grant: WHAT? So basically, we're screwed, cause with the technology today, even 'an accident" can be proven other wise, we have no way of hacking into Gearlosse's control over the team and there's no way in hell I'm going to stepdown and allow that lunatic to control the PFA.

Lawyer #2: Well there is one option that could break the contract, but I sincerely doubt it would work.

Grant: What is it?

Lawyer #2: We could hire a third party to hack into the system and control Gearlosse's system.

Grant: If you think you can find someone to do it, go right ahead, and of course, I have not knowledge that you are even trying such a tactic, right?

Lawyers 1 & 2: Right, Sir.

(Coach Andrews gathers the team in the hotel meeting room)

Andrews: Ok, people, settle in. We have a big game coming up against the Blouman Empire.

Morton: Blouman’s going down!

Team: Woohoo!

Chapman: Coach why are you holding a stuffed toy?

Andrews: This is not just any stuffed toy. My friends, this is Sidney, the evil Penguin. Sidney represents what will keep us from going to the next level.

Carrigan: I’ve never liked penguins. They’re evil.

Murphy: I once had this dream that a penguin went around and stole all my beer. Weird.

McCafferty: Sidney doesn’t look very intimidating.

Andrews: It’s not through intimidation that Sidney looks to work his evil magic against us.

Lewis: Why does he have an 87 on him?

Andrews: Yes, good question, Kevin. The 87 represents 87 minutes. As in, if we play well for 87 minutes, we will lose. We must commit ourselves to playing a full 90 minutes, plus the stoppage time.

Lewis (whispering to Chapman): So this is how you guys get motivated in Loudon?

Carrigan: That’s right! 90 minutes! Down with the Penguin!

Andrews: Alright guys, here’s the deal. We have three matches remaining in the group stages. For every match we win, Sidney loses a limb. The first win, we chop off his legs. The second win, we chop off his wings, and the third win, we chop off his head. If we do that, there is a prize inside from Empress Jessica in which will be awarded to each and every one of you.

Lewis: Cool, so like what about draws?

Andrews: A draw, we chop off one of the two legs or wings. And whether or not that is enough to reach inside to claim the prize will determine if we advance out of this group or not.

Lewis: Alright guys, let’s get that prize! Down with Sidney on three! 1... 2....

Team: Down with Sidney!

Andrews: Very good, now lets go give the Rangers of the Blouman Empire a taste of our Rocket Power.

Carrigan: Come to think about it, I hate Rangers too.

McCafferty: I agree, but right now Penguins are greater then Rangers, so we must beat Sidney the evil Penguin and move on!

Lewis: That’s the spirit!

Lovisaren't

Eighteen shots at goal, sixteen on target, two in the back of the net. Just the most basic of the base facts about Ad’ihan's first Oxen Cup match since losing 1-0 to The Holy Empire in an unscheduled playoff nearly ten years ago to break a group-stage tie in Oxen Cup 4.

Today's opponents, unlike the Holy Empire, obviously did not have help from above, as their one miserable attempt at goal all game in the 87th minute proved — it flew high and wide. Among the reactions to the attempt was leading commentator Davey Thomson's "Lovisa... well, more like Lovisaren't trying at all today."

The Ad’ihani team's foreign-based stars stole the show today, with the two goals, and both assists, all coming from players who ply their club trade beyond Ad’ihan's shores.

Valanora-based Peter Schilling teed Vephrall-based Anthony Jones up with a brilliant cross in the 6th minute, and it was met with a powerful downward header from the young captain, the ball bouncing beyond Fritjov Sievers' reach in the Lovisan goal.

Cafundéu-based Julian D'Abbo, one of the national team's longest-serving members and the first-ever on the current squad to leave to play abroad, then latched on to a superb through ball by Demot-based Jake Holmes eight minutes into the second half, firing a shot well out of Sievers' range and into the top corner of the net.

At the back, another foreign-based player, El din Marbles defender Kenneth Quinn, came on as a late substitute and helped clear the ball off the line following a defensive mix-up from a poor Jeff Dustin back-pass to spare Dustin's and Martin Kawn's blushes.

Luke Evans therefore makes a triumphant return to the job he held for two World Cups. Evans later told the press that he was settling back into the manager's role "perfectly fine", but stressed that this role would only be temporary until a long-term replacement is found.

JAKE: Welcome back to College Gameday. Guys, group play has already begun, with one game down for everyone but the bye teams in the small groups. Starblaydia and the Blouman Empire got an extra day of rest - an extra day, perhaps, to go over game tape of the teams they'll face in the coming games. They know more about everyone than everyone else, does that give them an advantage?

DEE: This early, I say no. And I'm tempted to say that a first game bye is a disadvantage because you're not in game mode yet. The teams that have already played are pumped both physically and mentally, plus going through a game gives you a chance to iron out the kinks and bring a stronger game in your second match.

JAKE: Let's look at Group D, where the Black Wings will do battle. We've already seen them take down Newmanistan in Vogg City, a close game which has bred some friendly animosity between the sides due to the back and forth nature of the match. Elsewhere, Acapais defeated Taeshan 3-2, so the woeful run of form continues for big purple, as they didn't do very well at the Cup of Harmony, either.

DIRK: Yeah, when I look at Taeshan, I see a team which is struggling to come to terms with its identity. Didn't win a match in the Cup of Harmony, but came close against Acapais. It's demoralizing to take a good team like that all the way to the end and come away with no points, but that tells me that this team are close to regaining their form. It's a matter of a bounce, maybe, a bit of luck which gets them some points, some momentum, and then back on their feet.

DEE: And Acapais, don't forget, they won a Cup of Harmony that was contested by one of the deepest fields in recent memory. The Blouman Empire bring a club side, the Corrimal Rangers, and although I haven't seen them play yet, I know how difficult it can be when a club team goes up against a nation's representatives. They will have to fight for every point they earn, but that's not to say they're incapable of getting them.

JAKE: Sounds good, guys, now let's run down the remaining matchdays and try to forecast the group. Taeshan and Dancougar, then Newmanistan and the Blouman Empire.

DEE: Well, I like Newmanistan to take that match, by at least two goals. They're fired up after that close shave against the Wings, and hey, you know for sure they don't want to fall into an 0-2 hole like some teams. But the Rockets are a capable side that have had Di Brandini success, so it's nice to see that someone in that city can win championships. They did it with their charisma and youthful skill, and now some of those players have found their way here as the next generation of stars. And that, my friends, has been a blueprint for success in other tournaments I've been covering.

DIRK: Once again, I have no idea where Dee is going with any of that, but I agree. And I'll take the Wings over Taeshan by a goal. The Knights aren't there yet, they need a little more time to gel together and figure out who's who and what roles players will take.

JAKE: Matchday three sees the Wings get a rest, and if you're going to rest, I'd pick that as the day to do it. Halfway through gives you the ability to take stock on what needs to get done, and it's also a good way to break up the action. Run like mad for two games, rest, and then all out for the last two. So we'll get Acapais and Blouman, Taeshan and Newmanistan.

DEE: Acapais and Newmanistan win, although Taeshan might be able to pull a draw out of nowhere. If they're dispatched by the Wings, though, they'll be in trouble because Newmanistan seems to play a pretty similar style of football and can probably get some pointers from watching the tape.

DIRK: Then on matchday four, Taeshan will get a breather, and then we've got a good game, Acapais and Newmanistan. I certainly think that'll be more entertaining than watching Dancougar and the Blouman Empire, and my upset alert is tingling... sort of. Blouman earn a point by drawing with the Wings on day four, while the Cup of Harmony champs draw two-all with the Rockets.

JAKE: Last day of group play, Newmanistan will sit with their destiny already determined. As it is right now, we've got them at 2-1-1 for seven points. Where do the rest of the teams fit around them, guys?

DEE: Well, you've got Acapais and Dancougar going at it, and we have the Wings and Acapais both at 2-1-0 for seven points. The Blouman Empire will beat Taeshan for fourth in the group, and Acapais will take top honors by downing the Wings 3-2. I'm not sure this Wing defense can stand tall as this thing wears on, and that's going to create holes for opposing strikers.

JAKE: And all teams go into the knockout phase after that, with group play just for seeding, so at the end of the day... does this really matter? The good teams will find a way to win when the pressure is on, and look for some surprises once we get out of group play...

Wentland Gazette

SAINT'S ALIVE!

What a start! What a tonic! What a debut for Herbert Atwell! To take on one of the top teams in the world and beat them...what more could have been asked for? And in a very Hackeresque performance that came just too late to save Norman Hacker's health. Andy Saint proved to be the hero, glancing home a long ball from debutant Giles Jeffrey past the Cafundeu keeper Kardec having evaded marker Gaëif for the only time in the game.

Many people thought that Atwell had made a tactical error in not including any of Wentland's Cafundeu-based stars in the squad to bring an international dimension to the game, even more so when the draw was made. But instead Atwell played a more defensive formation than usual, soaking up the attacks inspired by the impressive Tobias and the ever-active Danilo Sampa in particular. Merv Gilbert justified his selection ahead of Crash Robinson with a fingertip save from Sampa early on and a tremendous save from a Silvinho free-kick that curved banana-like right on half time.

Cafundeu seemed disheartened by their possession - 65% but no goals by the hour - and then Wentland smelt blood. Attacks started to come with sub Benny Jones anchoring the midfield and Saint and Schinn resurrecting their Royal Heath partnership to great effect. However ironically it was from a Cafundeu attack in the 78th minute that the Swifts took the lead, Gilbert saving again from Fausto and as Jeffrey calmed things down he launched a massive up-and-under that saw Kardec suddenly off his line and stranded. Off the first bounce Saint simply helped it on with the deftest of nods high into the air and down into the net. 1-0.

Cafundeu threw everything but the kitchen sink at the Swifts to try to secure an equalizer and it looked like they had it in the second minute of injury time. Silvinho's free-kick found the top corner but was controversially ruled out because Sampa was standing in Gilbert's eyeline in an offside position. Massive arguments ensued but Mr Flemb in charge was resolute. Cafundeu are aggrieved, Wentland are exultant. Excelsior!

OSN Nightly Report
By WILLIAM DRAKE
Sports - Page 81

As the Orion Fenrirs are currently in a 3-way tie for first half-way through the qualifying round in the 6th World Cup of Hockey, the Soccer playing Fenrirs have gone largely unnoticed in both practice and their first game. However, the players claim to not be affected.

“It doesn’t bother me,” Midfielder Eric Stark told reporters, shrugging. “What we need to do here in Qazox is win. If there’s one thing the people of Orion like, it’s definitely international victories.”

“The hockey team is 2-1-1,” Defenseman Cosmin Contra said, using a similar approach. “And look how popular they are now. Before the World Cup of Hockey, there was no more interest in that sport than there is in this one. If we do well, people will notice.”

“Why don’t they use their hands?” a self-proclaimed sports fanatic asked, shaking his head in disgust. “What an odd sport…” The ratings for the first matchup against Prux were notoriously horrible among every demographic. However, other players were less upbeat about their cold reception throughout Orion.

“I don’t play this game for mass appeal,” Forward Ciprian Marica proclaimed defiantly. “The true fans out there can appreciate what we’re doing, both for the Empire and for the sport of Soccer. Those who matter understand what an important international achievement this is.”

Still, the team remained upbeat about their opening performance, but more importantly, their future in the sport.

“This is just one stepping stone,” Defender Damian Rasiak explained. “First the Oxen Cup. Then the Baptism of Fire. Then the World Cup. It’s not going to be easy, but it’s what every one of us wants. Making soccer popular in the Empire rests squarely on our shoulders. I don’t take that kind of responsibility lightly.”

RP CUTOFF FOR MD2
OOC: for the newer teams involved, I DON'T RP, as I have already factored in a home field advantage for Qazox, since we are hosting the thing. If I did factor in RP for Qazox, I'd win every match easily (figure 3-1 vs. good teams and 10-0 over poorer teams and 20-0 over unranked teams) and win the cup. Trust me it evens the playing field, as I've NEVER won my own dang tourney...lol.

Stay tuned for MD2 Scores up in a bit.

Grave Correspondance

Somehow, the ghosts of the Hussite Church have come out and won the day for us! Lurikistan fell to our hallowed spirits 3-1 as the spirits come from their resting places to take the field. It was evident that the spirits had never played football in their earthly lives, conceding the first goal of the tournament. But rest assured, the spirits came forward to steal upon their opponents an enlightening 3 goals in the second half after taking to an interesting scare tactic that frightened the Lurikistani goalkeeper. In fact, they had to use all 3 substitutes to replace their goalkeepers, who were perhaps frightened to death. God have peace upon their souls, all of them.

With such a promising start on such little support, the Grand Hussite Church has announced possible plans for a WC41 return fielding a team of ghosts and spirits, maybe an angel or two. If only the Lord would enlighten us further with His Almighty Glory to tread upon our field, whereupon no team could thence oppose us.

MD2 Scores (winners in Bold, Draws in italics)


GROUP A @ Chè Den-Osó Stadium, San Guano.
Qazox 2-1 Milchama
Kose and The Turkomans 1-1 Ad'ihan
Nethertopia 2-1 Lovisa

Group A Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Qazox 2-0-0 6 6 2 +4
Ad'ihan 1-1-0 4 3 1 +2
Milchama 1-0-1 3 4 3 +1
Nethertopia 1-0-1 3 3 4 -1
K. & T. T. 0-1-1 1 2 5 -3
Lovisa 0-0-2 0 1 4 -3

GROUP B @ Vogg War Memorial Stadium, Vogg City.
Tynelia 2-0 Prux
The Orion Star Empire 1-3 Starblaydia
Jeruselem- BYE

Group B Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Tynelia 1-1-0 4 4 2 +2
Starblaydia 1-0-0 3 3 1 +2
Jeruselem 0-1-0 1 2 2 --
T.O.S.E. 0-1-1 1 3 5 -2
Prux 0-1-1 1 2 4 -2

GROUP C @ Dr. Tomato Stadium, Rockport.
Cafundeu 5-2 Prazkoy
Wentland 1-1 Nire and Nire
Green wombat 4-2 Lurikistan

Group C Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Green wombat 1-1-0 4 5 3 +2
Wentland 1-1-0 4 2 1 +1
Cafundeu 1-0-1 3 5 3 +2
Prazkoy 1-0-1 3 5 6 -1
Nire and Nire 0-2-0 2 2 2 --
Lurikistan 0-0-2 0 3 7 -4

Group D @ Chivas Field at Hobb's Park, SaxerVilla.
taeshan 0-3 Dancougar
Newmanistan 3-2 Blouman Empire
Acapais- BYE

Group D Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Dancougar 2-0-0 6 7 3 +4
Acapais 1-0-0 3 2 2 +1
Newmanistan 1-0-1 3 6 6 --
Blouman Empire 0-0-1 0 2 3 -1
taeshan 0-0-2 0 2 6 -4

(ooc: yes i know i accidently gave Newmanistan a point in the MD1 standings.. It has been corrected..)

Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

Not the best of showings for the Wombats, but a win is a win and they currently sit atop Group C, following the 4-2 win over Lurikistan. Lurikistan had the early advantage leading 2-1 at half, but the experience, yeah it's funny too me as well, of the Wombats kept them from panicking and they scored three times by the 80th minute.

So up next is Wentland, who drew with Nire and Nire 1-1 earlier today. The winner of this game, if there is one, will sit alone atop the standings, and it will be a challenge for Green Wombat to score, as Wentland is a very defensive minded team, but upsets do happen and maybe this time the Wombats will be on the right side of one for once.

<Meanwhile, at a undisclosed bar somewhere...>
(ooc: Sorry i'm not real fluent in leet)

Lawyer #1: So how much hacking have you done?

#@[k3r: Well, ever hear of the "Chicanada virus?"

Lawyer #2: The virus that spread through out that country's computer systems so fast, it caused the country to cease to exist?

#@[k3r: Well, I was the person who stopped it. But the damn Krytenians wouldn't pay me, so now i create viruses.

Lawyer #1: Well, it sounds like you could be the man we're looking for then.

#@[k3r: So what do you suits want me to do?

Lawyer #2: Ever hear of a man called, Professor Gearlosse?

#@[k3r: Have I? The bastard gave me the only A- in my life, cost me my perfect GPA, and instead of graduating Summa Cum Laude, I had to settle for Manga Cum Laude.

Lawyer #1: So you to have a reason to dislike the Professor. I'll be very blunt about this, Can you hack into his robotic control system and cause his Robo-Ducks to malfunction?

#@[k3r: Hacking into a robotic control system? Never tried that before, But it will cost you.

Lawyer #2: It's all here, in this contract...

Jeruselem Qazox Friendship Society Newsletter

Jeruselem open training session a big hit with the kids

The Jeruselem team with "fill in" coach Dazza Dallas treated both Jeruselemites and Qazoxians to an open training session. The public got to see the Princesses in action during training. while most of the training was pretty boring stuff because most teams do about the same thing, the female flexiblity training was more interesting. The Jeruselem girls were really doing cheerleading, and we can see why Jeruselem girls are some of the best acrobats in World Cup.

The big attraction was the coach Dazza Dallas who looked a bit like a walking advertising board for her clothing chain Razzle Dazzle. The Jeruselem grandmother was far from lazy and slow, running around with a whistle and shouting at lazy people.

Another feature of the session was the two Sallad girls, who called Dazza "Mum" for some reason even though she isn't their mother (Mary Sallad is). Kate Sallad entertained the kids showing them some "trick" shots and even getting some of the audience to try their hand at them.

The team put on a small coaching clinic for the local kids and there are lot of good kids with talent and a lot without. Two local girls won the Dallas girl look-alike competition and getting a basket of goodies for their trouble.

Young men lined up for a photoshoot with Sallad girls while the girls were keen to get near Flak Sho. It was a great day out for the people and everyone had fun.

OSN Nightly Report
By WILLIAM DRAKE
Sports - Page 117

Tonight could be considered a step back for the Orion Fenrirs, as they were thoroughly outplayed by Starblaydia. Coming out of the gate Starblaydia scored quickly, with Captain Alfonso Di Angelo (3:34) giving Orion keeper Artur Boruc a quick deke before scooting the ball past him to the left. However, the Fenrirs responded in rapid fashion with forward Michal Zurawski (9:08) blasting the ball past Sandra van Agmark high and to the right off of a James Julian pass to the left side of the pitch.

After this, Starblaydia seemed to relax a bit and get down to business, and the Fenrirs were never quite able to get anything else going. Right before the half, Jack Stafador (42:24) scored a header off of a Lubii corner kick, making the score 2-1 at the break. Orion kept it close coming out of the gate, however after Di Angelo (65:98) scored his second goal, the Fenrirs’ discipline quickly broke down. Both Sergei Kiryakov and Adrian Winters received yellow cards, and Eric Stark was send off the pitch with a red.

For a team who said, “Making soccer popular in the Empire rests squarely on our shoulders…what we need to do in Qazox is win,” a 3-1 loss can be seen as nothing but a setback, even against a team as good as Starblaydia. Orion still has a lot to learn when it comes to international soccer.

KTT 1-1 Ad'ihan
A draw after an equal performance by both teams with none of the players, bar one didn't stand out. The first goal went Ad'ihan's way after a collapse in the 5 man defense playing 4 of the new players making an appearance, in the 15th minute the Ad'ihan striker Julian D'Abbo penetrated the defense and slotted it in past a defenseless Orhan Kose. With Sinan Kose staring from the bench with despair some thought he'd come on at half time but in the 44th minute, Nus Kusoglu who was one his debut scored and amazing volley from 25 yards.

The in the second half came some good chances for KTT to bury the game with Nus coming close by hitting the bar, Caffrecan narrowly missing the target from long range and the worst moment of his career Uzulmez Yilmaz had a gaping goalmouth in front of him and he put it over, the easiest chance of his career gone in an instant. Then Ad'ihan came back more powerful however in the 66th minute Orhan Kose pulled a series of outstanding saves from close range and the best free kick of the match had beaten everyone but him and from Ad'han's 25 shots on target he saved 24, not a bad ratio by our standards. The draw leaves us at 5th place but with an easy game up next.

KTT vs. Lovisa
With Lovisa bottom of the table it would be easy to make the assumption that the game will be a pushover however many of us have seen what these "Pushovers" can do remember Newmanistan vs. Prazkoy everyone had already given Newmanistan the win but Prazkoy came and to be frank humiliated the Newmanistani team. We will hope this doesn't happen tonight as we look to keep competitive with the teams above. There is a familiar face in our group, Nethertopia who we played in the baptism of fire, who we beat, who beat Lovisa so in theory we should really be looking to get the win here tonight, it's all that we can get in all honesty.

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS EVEN RECORD WITH WIN OVER RANGERS

SaxerVilla, Qazox- After falling in Newmanistan’s highly anticipated showdown with Dancougar, the Rockets set their sights on a fellow empire, known as The Blouman Empire, on matchday two, hoping to even up their record at one and one. Unfortunately, our efforts to bribe the hosts for a free standings point failed. (OOC: I seriously never even noticed that mistake!)

So here we were, Chivas Field at Hobb’s Park in SaxerVilla with the Rockets needing a win in order to avoid falling into a tough 2-loss hole early on. Eric Andrews preached for the team to score quickly and set the tone of the match, and his desires were met as the Rockets had most of the early possession, only to have opportunities thwarted by the defense time after the time. Particularly impressive early was defender Leon of Liyons, their captain, who sought to inspire his Rangers with outstanding defensive play. It began to work, as after the first 10 minutes went by, and the Rockets efforts on goal never actually meeting the goal, the tide of the match began to turn, and it would be the Blouman Empire getting the best of the chances, and in the 18th minute, they were rewarded on a brilliant set play between Edward Kiefer and Matthew Flinders. An incredible cross by Kiefer was perfectly placed, and Flinders was in good position for a header, as long as he could outleap Newmanistan’s Shawn Morton. He did, and the ball was placed in a spot where Kevin Dalton is absolutely hopeless. Rangers up, 1-nil. Not to long afterwards, the Rangers struck again. In minute 28, James Poorman led a rush upfield, and found Jack Junkson streaking right up the center of the field. However, Junkson was offside and the play was whistled...., what?! It’s not being whistled down? Apparently not, and Junkson took the most of Nate Stratton’s hesitation to place a shot perfectly in the bottom left corner to put the Blouman Empire up 2-nil. After the goal, Nick Stratton was furious and confronted the referee, but the official would hear none of it, and displayed a yellow card to Stratton. The Rangers were up 2-nil, and when it comes to holding two goal leads, the Rangers are top class. Or are they?

At the intermission, Eric Andrews was upset about the non offsides call, but knew he had to get it out of the players mind, so he too had to keep his cool. After the initial rush at the start of the half, the Rockets were soundly outplayed. Things would have to change in the second half, and Andrews displayed his pet. Sidney, the evil penguin. They could not let Sidney win. The Penguin wouldn’t win. Nor would the Rangers. Time for the second half of football to begin.

The Blouman Empire, to their credit, did not sit back and play defensively to protect the lead to start the half. Perhaps they remembered the way Newmanistan came out flying in the first half, and figured that would happen again. So they were prepared for what they were about to face. They just couldn’t stop it. Whereas before, the Rangers defenders were making timely clears, now the Rockets were getting through the defense and getting shots on Ashley Speck. In the 52nd minute, Speck was beaten on a Brett Prescott strike. Nothing particularly fancy about the play, Prescott simply got a nice pass from Kevin Carrigan and took his best shot, which was delivered perfectly into the top left corner, and the deficit was cut to a single goal. The goal got Prescott fired up, and moments later, his vicious tackle on Edward Kiefer set the tone for the turning point of the match. Kiefer appeared somewhat shaken up, but after a few minutes, seemed to be able to regain his health. Not to long after that, Prescott went after Junkson, and knocked him down hard. Newmanistanians watching the match had to love it. The aggressiveness of Brett Prescott had been missed since he transferred over to Cafundeu, and here, he was well at what he does best. Other Rockets players then began getting extremely physical with this Blouman team, and they were getting frustrated. Very frustrated, but yet none of them really stepped up and tried to take a Newmanistan player on. It was if they were expecting the referee to do it with cards. But the cards remained in his pocket. Alas, in the 73rd minute, Chris Peterson and Kevin Lewis worked their speed to perfection, getting by the frustrated Rangers, when Peterson found Lewis for a perfect scoring opportunity. But wait, Lewis doesn’t shoot. Instead he fakes a shot, gets Speck to dive, then slides a pass over to John Murphy for an easy goal. Game tied, 2-2! Sensing the Blouman Empire on their heels, Andrews decided he was going to be aggressive on the attack, pinching up the defenders. And in the 80th minute, the Rockets would pull in front, 3-2. Speck initially stopped a Murphy shot, but could not hold it, and knocked it out of play for a corner. The delivery on the corner from Kevin Carrigan was perfect, finding the target, Kevin Lewis, and Lewis, much like Matthew Flinders did for the matches first goal, airmailed a header beautifully right underneath the crossbar to put the Rockets ahead by a goal. While surely the Rangers wanted to tie up the match, the remaining time was actually controlled by Newmanistan, mainly playing an effective game of “keep away” from the Rangers.

It’s a big win for Newmanistan, who improve to 1-0-1, and will play Taeshan next. It will the first ever meeting between the two clubs.

William: Welcome back to XEL Sports exclusive coverage of the OXEN cup and it is now time to go over the game we just witnessed. Well a disappointing final result wouldn't you say Ed considering the score at the end of the first half.

Edward: Oh disappointing indeed Bill I thought they were in with a chance there, of courser the referee didn't help much what with Newmanistan's barbaric style of play

William: Yes yes Ed we will get back to that, but please continue

Edward: Well to be two goals up at the end of the first half and to lose by a goal isn't that great. The team played a good game throughout all of the first half and most of the second, but in the end the Rangers just couldn't keep up with the pace and experience of an international team which is what I said before the game.

William: You did indeed Ed, and it seems you have one up one me now. Let us turn our attention to the rough game play exhibited by the Newmanistan's. I thought myself that it was on the verge of breaking out into a fight but none of the Rangers seemed to have done much in retaliation, and the ref seemed to just allow to let play carry one.

Edward: Yes I thought it was on the cusp of bogan street style play which really belongs down in lower division where the players don't have much discipline, however, in saying that I like to see a bit of rough play a push and a shove is always good let the player know you are there and that you wont take any crap from anyone. And I think that while most Blouman teams play roughly and indeed so to does the international team and they would be pushing back, I think it is in the Corrimal Rangers culture to be very passive, it has been for decades they just let people push them around and just get on with playing hoping that the referees will do something about it.

William: Yes I would have to agree with you on that point I remember when I played for Jollipville Province years ago

Edward: Many many years ago Bill ha ha

William: Yes a long time ago, you young whippersnapper wouldn't even have any conception of football back in my day ha ha. Corrimal was always the most passive team in the league and my time in broadcasting they haven't really changed so yes they shouldn't have let the Rockets walk all over them and that was their downfall and probably the reason why they lost. I think the referee should have stepped in a couple of times but you are not always going to get referees that help you out.

Edward: Yes if I had a Herzog for every poor decision made by a referee I wouldn't be sitting here. I hope the team learn from this for further games, they have the bye out of the way and wont have to worry about that they are 4th in their group without any points and six points clear from group favorite Dancougar. Next they play Acapais who won their last game against taeshan and will becoming into this game after a break, so I would have to say another lose to the Rangers

William: Well it isn't looking good they did pull a hard group with former winners of various international tournaments, and they are only a club team, who by anybody's standards isn't even the best club in Bloumany so it was going to be difficult from the start and to be placed in this group was lady Fate pulling a cruel prank on them. But you know what Ed I won't go down the same path as you I think if they can play like they did today in the first half and continue throughout the entire game next time they could get a win, but I will be putting them down on for a draw.

Edward: You forget to take your stupid pills today mate, because that will never happen.

William: Well we shall see. Please viewers join us next time as we bring to you Corrimal's next game against Acapais, and as always if you press red on your Bloutel remote you will be able to access the other Group D game taeshan vs. Newmanistan, you can also access the info tab which will give you live scores on all other games, ladder standings and information on all teams and their players. You can also get more information at xelsports.com.be/oxencup coming up the directors pick on the OXEN cup Qazox vs. Milchama.

<In the dressing rooms after the game>

Peterson: How are you feeling Edward?
Kiefer: I'm fine boss, a bit sore but nothing a good sleep and the physio can't easily fix
Peterson: Good boy. OK Lads listen up I was proud of you out there today you gave them a run for their money, yes we lost but we took the challenge to them and I think we took some very valuable experience away with us, it is the first time any of us barring Jack have played on an international scale, and I hope it has awakened a few yo your eyes to see that this is not going to be a walk in the park. Now get yourselves cleaned up and rested up for the next game

Flinders: Say Ed how are you feeling after that hard knock by what was his name Prissycott or something
Kiefer: Presscott I think, yeah I will survive I have had worse knocks than that
Rabor: You should have hit him back that's what I would have done
Flinders: Like hell you would have Alex I saw you being knocked a bit by a couple of their players and you hardly did anything. You are such wannabe loser.
Rabor: How about you go fuck yourself you piece of shit
Rabor lunges at Flinders grabbing his shirt and pulling him in close
Cook: All right you two that's enough
Cook along with the help of Jones pulls them apart
Cook: Alex cool your head we lost alright calm down focus on the next game, and maybe we should be a bit tougher but you know what the ref didn't help us either, so don't fight against each other we must remain as one so we can fight against other teams
Lagman: Man he is a hothead, what about that Presscott guy what a nut, what kind of name is Presscott anyway sounds like some snobby prick if you ask me
Jones: Hey you take that back, my mother's maiden name is Presscott
Lagman: What oh sorry about that Bruce I was just trying to payout the team
Flinders: Best to leave to people who now how to do it Henry.

Imantion: Hey Leon, I don't know if that tactic really worked maybe we should speak to boss and see if we should change it.
Liyons: What do you mean it worked well for the first half, it was only towards the end when the overran us, the midfield got rattled a bit and started making mistakes, I think we should continue you a good defender and I need you in front of me
Imantion: Yeah maybe but I tell you what if the game against Acapias is going bad because of this strategy than I will be telling boss to change it around, and I hope you do too.
Liyons: How long have we played together Tim you know that I will change it if it is not going well, and I always speak my mind to the boss.

Rabor: Hey Matt, look sorry about going at you earlier, I was still frustrated at the loss.
Flinders: Don't worry about Alex, just keep that anger for the pitch
Rabor: Yeah sure mate, how bout I buy the first round
Flinders: Lets go

Poorman: Luke, hey Luke, stop ogling your girlfriend there and let us have a look
Armand: Screw you James, she's all mine
Poorman: She's a model dude millions of people see her in magazines and on billboards, not to mention she is the new face of Goodman Cruises. Lovely piece of work, I still don't see how you managed to get her you were lucky that day
Armand: I wasn't lucky in getting her, she was lucky in getting me
A few cries coming from surrounding teammates as socks and shin pads are thrown at Armand

The night sky of Qazox was suddenly lit up as two pods struck the ground, sending up dirt and debris from two perfectly round craters. The wind blew and all became quiet. There wasn't a person around for miles. Maybe an ox or two. After a long minute, there was a groan as the hatches opened up. Russ and Peter, wearing their power armors, stepped out. As part of the armor' magic, their hair had grown sixfold and their voices had deepened.

They floated out of the hole. Russ turned out his scouter and looked around. He stopped cold. "Peter!" Remember how I said no one was around? Well, I lied. Because someone had found them. Someone with an admittedly low football level, but he was surrounded by a lot of somethings with decent readings. "Wait... professor?"

"Zat ees correct," replied von Steuben as the two landed. "I knew you vere comink, und I heff ze job for you."

"Quick question," said Peter. "Is there a reason the robot chickens are just kind of following you around? Because it's kind of weirding me out."

"Zere are men who vould sabotage ze ducklinks before I can play zem in a gemm," said von Steuben. "Und ze cheekins may be next. Zey must vant to put a stop to robits een sports. So I must keep zem close vile you find zem und beat zem oop or sumsink."

"Whoa, hold up, these power armors are just for, like, exaggerated martial arts football," said Russ. "We can't just haul off and beat people up."

"Pretend zere head ees ze ball," replied von Steuben, his expression unchanged.

"Uhhhhh... that sounds slightly more illegal than most of the things we've done," Russ said, scratching his head. "But we can at least try to track them down and see why they want to sabotage the Prux team."

"Und set up a gemm vis me, yah?" asked von Steuben.

"They're not in our group!" cried Peter.

"Und ze problem ees...?" von Steuben continued. "Mekk it ze friendly or sumsink."

"Then... wait until the next World Cup..."

"But zey heff ze ducklinks now!"

"Okay, so here's what we'll do," he said at last. "We'll look for those guys. Maybe we can challenge them to an Egyptian-themed children's card game or something and get them to go away. And if you stop being such a whiny baby about the freaking robots, maybe Gearlosse will accept your challenge someday."

"Fine, fine," von Steuben relented. "Do zat. Boot first..."

After a short flight, Russ and Peter landed outside the hotel where Newmanistan's football team was staying. They could hear merrymaking as the team celebrated its victory over the Blouman Empire to get its campaign really going. In tow, the two had a gigantic bundle of gift baskets addressed to the players.

"So... I don't get it. We're trying to like... food poison them?" asked Peter. "But we beat them, and that's terrible sportsmanship."

"No, you idiot, they're perfectly fine," Russ replied. "The professor said something about rubbing it in their face."

Peter stared blankly at him. "But... they just... won?"

Russ sighed. "The professor said they didn't."

"Which 'they' are we talking about then?" asked Peter. "The professor must know something about the world that we don't..."

"I really don't know," replied Russ. "But you're right, I don't know what they're consoling them for. And there's some nice stuff in here, too." He pulled out a few bottles of beer. "Iron City, looks pretty nice. Rolling Rock, also a classic."

"Why's there a '33' on that bottle?" Peter asked. "Does that mean anything terribly special or exciting?"

"Um... no, actually," replied Russ. "Although this ketchup has a '57' on it, and those sum up to ninety, which is how long a football game is? What else is in here... black and gold ribbons are a nice touch, although the choice of colors is strange."

Peter pulled out an insulated bag, which was keeping whatever was inside very warm. He did a double take. "Is this... is this a sandwich... with french fries on it?!"

Russ took a peek. "Why, yes. It is."

"Man! I don't know where this stuff is from, but it's obviously the best place ever..."

Turkmen, Uzulmez and Kusoglu are sitting down as Sinan enters
SK: Hey guys, hey Nus good goal man, always knew you had it in you.

Nus: Thanks man so how are things?

SK: Well you know here and there.

A young girl about 17 walks in with a KTT shirt on and has the name "Sera" on her back.
SK: Hey Sera

Sera: (Blushes) hey Sinanbey

SK: So I was wondering if you'd like to come to our next training session?

Sera: oh well I'd love to it's just that well I wanted to see Sabri and Yarmur and their son.

SK: Yeah they named him Serkan-Deniz, after his "Two best friends"

ST: aww, he thought of me

SK: no Serkan is his brother

ST: oh right (Disappointed)

Nus: So Serkan, Uz you wanna head out?

ST: No, ouch hey! oh... alright check you later Kose

SK: Sure thing, so Sera well if your not interested in sport perhaps I could take you to a movie?

Sera: I'd like that, a lot so I'll see you later Sinan

SK: yeah after the game.

Sera leaves and the other three come back in

Uz: Lucky bastard

SK: Yeah I'm gonna get some!

ST: Make sure that you do we don't want you to go with the hottest KTT supported and come out with show all for it.

Nus: Wow for once I'm jealous.

All: For once!

Uz: What about that time when we were training and you took my penalty?

ST: And the time you took a free kick in a perfect position in training and missed?

SK: And the time when... OK I've got nothing but seriously.

Nus: Hey I slipped when I took that free kick and you were going to miss the penalty I could feel it.

Uz: Yeah like you'll feel your mums (Mumbles)

SK: Listen guys I've got an idea lets play some football yeah calm us down a bit.

All: alright then.

The four men leave the hotel lobby

Oxen Cup VI – MD1

Acapais 3-2 Taeshan

Acapais Goal Scorers:
1 – Danny Cole
1 – Irving Gilman
1 – Zachary McKellar

Acapais Assists Leaders:
1 – Al Vick Osman
1 – Steve Ferrie
1 – Jose Castro

Acapais Yellow Cards:

Acapais Red Cards:

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TWO GAMES, 50%

Cafundéu's B team returned to play an official competition after the good campaign in the Turtle Cup, two years ago. This time, the team started playing in the sixth edition of the Oxen Cup, an already famous competition that is held in Qazox. Cafundéu's team is full of players that have huge chances of going to the National Team to play the next World Cup in... somewhere, maybe somewhere distant, maybe closer than you can imagine. Anyway, these players must show talent to get this chance.

In the team, we can see faces like the determinated Kardec, the fast Silvinho, the technical Tobias, the goal-scorer Fabrício and the controversial Marossi. The team seems good, but it needs more than just good players to win games. The good performances must be made. And, in the first game, this wasn't what happened. Due to mistakes made by the defensive midfield, Saint was able to score for Wentland, the goal that decided the game, a loss for Cafundéu.

In the second game, things were different. Good. Because, if they weren't, something very strange would be happening with Cafundéu. Returning to the game, the team started very well, and soon scored a goal with Fabrício. The second came after six minutes (18th minute), when Tobias invaded the area and passed to Fabrício score the second. Valtinho scored the third and Marossi the fourth, still in the first half. In the second half, Prazkoy scored twice, but Fausto scored the last goal of the game to guarantee the victory.

If you want your RP to count for Day 3....

TOO LATE.....HA-HA-HA-HA :p:p:p.

MD 3 RP Cutoff is now!

MD3 Scores (winners in Bold, Draws in italics)


GROUP A @ Vogg War Memorial Stadium, Vogg City.
Qazox 1-0 Nethertopia
Kose and The Turkomans 2-1 Lovisa
Ad'ihan 1-0 Milchama

Group A Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Qazox 3-0-0 9 7 2 +5
Ad'ihan 2-1-0 7 4 1 +3
K. & T. T. 1-1-1 4 4 6 -2
Milchama 1-0-2 3 4 4 --
Nethertopia 1-0-2 3 3 5 -2
Lovisa 0-0-3 0 2 6 -4


GROUP B @ Chivas Field at Hobb's Park, SaxerVilla.
Jeruselem 1-2 Starblaydia
Tynelia 2-0 The Orion Star Empire
Prux- BYE

Group B Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Tynelia 2-1-0 7 6 2 +4
Starblaydia 2-0-0 6 5 2 +3
Jeruselem 0-1-1 1 3 4 -1
Prux 0-1-1 1 2 4 -2
T.O.S.E. 0-1-2 1 3 7 -4

GROUP C @ Chè Den-Osó Stadium, San Guano.
Cafundeu 4-0 Lurikistan
Wentland 4-2 Green wombat
Nire and Nire 0-1 Prazkoy

Group C Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Wentland 2-1-0 7 6 3 +3
Cafundeu 2-0-1 6 9 3 +6
Prazkoy 2-0-1 6 6 6 --
Green wombat 1-1-1 4 7 7 --
Nire and Nire 0-2-1 2 2 3 -1
Lurikistan 0-0-3 0 3 11 -8

Group D @ Estadio Azul Flores, Cuidad de Iguana.
Acapais 2-1 Blouman Empire
taeshan 0-1 Newmanistan
Dancougar- BYE

Group D Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Dancougar 2-0-0 6 7 3 +4
Acapais 2-0-0 6 4 3 +2
Newmanistan 2-0-1 6 7 6 +1
Blouman Empire 0-0-2 0 3 5 -2
taeshan 0-0-3 0 2 7 -5

<Meanwhile, on a plane back to Prux...>


Lawyer #1: I think we're being followed.

Lawyer #2: Where?

Lawyer #1: 5 seats behind us, in the first row of the business section, the two guys dressed in Penguins gear.

Lawyer #2: Penguins? They're wering penguin suits? I think I would have remembered people wearing a penguin suit.

Lawyer #1: No.....they're wearing Penguin jerseys.

Lawyer #2: Penguin jerseys? And they're flying to Prux? Don't they know that Prux is the offical forwign country of the Detroit Red Wings?

Lawyer #1: Guess not. So do you think that '#@[k3r' can do what we've hired him to do?

Lawyer #2: Doesn't matter if he does or not. Either way, he'll wind up in jail. I knew he wouldn't read the fine print.

Lawyer #1: Does anybody? (Laughs heartily.....)

Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

Horrible. The Wentland side just were all out attack in the opening 20 minutes, and by the time the pace slowed, it was 3-0 Wentland. But a pair of goals wrapped around the half made it 3-2, but Wentland was just too much for the Wombats and they fall to 4th place in the group.

With the next match being against Cafundeu, the prospects of a top seed in the knock-outs looks grim, but We keep hoping and searching for that game that finally propels us to the top of the world, but this next game is not going to be it.

OOC:
Since we're at the halfway point or so of the first round, i need to clarify something, which escaped my attention previously regarding seedings for the knockouts. I will try to avoid any group re-matches in the 2nd round, but will not make any promises, if it can't be helped.

SCOTTY: Oxen Cup group play continues, and a day off for the Wings gives them time to prepare for clashes with the Blouman Empire and Acapais. So they got to soak in the action today, but we can still bring you OLD highlights of the Wings' match against Taeshan. Chivas Field! SaxerVilla! And it's black versus purple in a battle of light-absorbing jerseys. Twelfth minute action, Black Wings on the attack, Underwood makes a run down the line and fires a cross into the box... skips over Manchester, past everyone, and cleared by the defense. Minute eighteen, Adelaide, now, with the ball on the opposite side. Tries to take it himself, no shot. Passes it back to Tuscany, who balloons it high. But they get it right eventually! Minute twenty nine, Adelaide again. Earns the corner. And Tuscany, outswinger, Lyle Dylandy header! Goal! Black Wings lead 1-0, and you look again, Dylandy outjumps everyone and drives this thing home.

KENNETH: Minute thirty seven, Wings continue to dominate offensively, looking to increase the lead. Berber sends a long cross into the box, Manchester again... heads wide. Never got much on it, and the 'keeper had it covered. Taeshan with a chance just before the break, but the shot goes wide, Grossman was out of position, wouldn't have made that save. Second half, Wings knocking the ball around, but a turnover in the back! Hayami loses it! Two Taeshan attackers descend on the goal, only Saotome is able to deal with them... and the pass is too strong! He only had to hit the through ball and it was an easy one-on-one with Grossman, but it's too far ahead, goal kick, Wings escape.

SCOTTY: I'm back, and that means there are about to be goals. Minute fifty five, Hayami feeds it through to Tuscany, who breaks into the open. Tuscany, thinks about passing, and takes it himself! Top shelf, tipped over the bar, great save! It was sinking fast, but the 'keeper saw the danger. Minute sixty one, though, luck runs out. Tuscany, pushes it up to Adelaide. And Adelaide, crosses over, low pass into the box... Greg Littlefield! Money! Littlefield hits it on the first touch into the bottom corner, 'keeper just watches it go past, and it's 2-0. Half hour to go, still plenty of time, but Taeshan just not able to string any attacks together. This one breaks down in midfield, with Weatherford picking off the through ball. It was like that all afternoon for the Purple Knights.

KENNETH: Wings put it away in minute sixty eight, still feeding off the high from Littlefield's goal, the midfield generates another chance. Tuscany looks for Manchester, who controls the ball, but now faces two defenders in the corner. Fights them off, hits it down the line for Kevin Underwood. And Underwood, dribbles into space, unleashes... GOAL! Twenty five yard laser, it curls left and into the far post, 3-0 to the Black Wings. And the 'keeper was caught out, powerless to stop it as it curls in over his head. Knights almost pull one back, minute eighty two, but the shot is pushed wide by Grossman. Grossman makes six saves to earn the clean sheet, a 3-0 win for the Wings.

SCOTTY: After today's action, the Wings sit on top with Acapais, and Newmanistan are right in there, too; all three have two wins. The Blouman Empire, despite picking up two losses after a first-day bye, has looked pretty good and pushed both Acapais and Newmanistan to the brink. They'll look to get it right against the Wings, who hope to use the extra day of preparation to their advantage.

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"Dude... I think they're onto us." Russ and Peter sat in the airplane with their power armor protruding from underneath the first thing they'd been able to lay their hands on as a disguise - some sort of athletic gear. "I didn't think they'd be able to see through these awesome disguises."

"You know," Russ said, "we can just fly in these power armors... they look too weird to actually count as pads, and who flies in their pads, anyway?"

"I'm actually surprised we got through security."

"Well, shoot, what are we supposed to do, then? We can't exactly confront them here."

"They said something about Red Wings in Prux... those are kind of like Black Wings, right? Except they're, like, red instead of black. Maybe they're, like, communist us-es!"

"That's got to be the silliest thing I've heard you say yet."

"Sillier than us wearing yellow and white power armor with tight blue pants and huge hair, hunting down a couple of guys who are trying to destroy football-playing robot ducks?"

"... Touche."

THE ROCKET REPORT

DEFENSE SMOTHERS TAESHAN

Cuidad de Iguana, Qazox- Our crack staff looked all over for the Taeshan roster. “We can’t find the roster!” screamed a concerned producer. No one had it, or knew what we should call this team from Taeshan. Then we thought we would just create a name for them ourselves. Let’s see, we played the Penguins, err, the Black Wings. Then we played the Rangers. So, our producers had two suggestions. Devils or Islanders. Where they came from, we don’t know. But, they have a blue and orange flag. Perfect! The Taeshan Islanders they shall be called for now!

With the way the first two games went, it was clear that the Rockets needed to work on their defense heading into this game. That was the focus of training leading up to the match, and knowing the Islanders have had a hard time scoring goals, with just two combined in their first two matches, this would be a good place for them to start the defensive focus. Not much were known about the Islander forwards, except that they seemed to be a hard-nosed and gritty bunch that were very well-coached. We didn’t have the goalkeepers name, but he seemed to be, by far, the best player on their team. At the start of the match, we saw a defensive focus by the Rockets, and perhaps that through Taeshan off their game a little bit. There wasn’t a whole lot of excitement over the first 15 minutes, but eventually, with the defenders seemingly able to control the Islander forwards, Newmanistan picked up the offensive pace. Only to be denied by the Taeshan goalkeeper. Whatever his name was, he was brilliant. Newmanistan had nine shots on target in the first half, and none of them would find the back of the net.

During the break, coach Andrews was happy with the pressure that the Rockets had sustained, though he was a little concerned that this game might be playing out to the Islanders favor, and could be a game that would be stolen away from them. So despite the fact that the game was scoreless, he preached still to remain defensively responsible, and to take advantage of the opportunities when they came, and eventually this goalkeeper of Taeshan could be solved.

But whatever was said in the Islander dressing room seemed to be the greater of the two messages, as the opening 15 minutes of the second half were controlled by Taeshan. However, they found the defense of the Rockets hard to penetrate, and when they did get through, they were shooting terribly. With all of this possession that they had, they managed only one shot on target, and that was a relatively easy save by Kevin Dalton. After surviving the pressure, the Rockets took charge and would score in the 66th minute, coming off the foot of Julie McElroy. Julie took advantage of over-aggressiveness of the Taeshan goalkeeper, who came far off his line to try to get to a ball that probably one of his defenders could have stopped. The goalie probably would have gotten the ball had it not deflected off the foot of one of his defenders and onto the foot of McElroy. From there, Julie had a simple tap in, and she made the most of it. The goal would stand, as in the remaining time, the Rockets defense simply did not allow Taeshan to get any kind of offense in any way. They weren’t going to surrender the equalizer. Nothing like a clean sheet to get the defense re-energized. Rockets take it, 1-nil. It sets up a huge game with Acapis that may just see a Penguin lose his head.

10 man Turkomans win against Lovisa

In a game against current group wooden spoons Lovisa, the Turks encountered a set back early with Uzulmez Yilmaz getting sent off in the 2nd minute for a dangerous tackle on the Lovisa striker who slotted it past Kazim.
Then in the 24th minute Serkan Turkmen came close with a free kick blazing wide, then after a poor kick from the Lovisa Keeper Sinan Kose pounced on it and scored an easy goal to tie up the game.Then a late scare for the Turks in the 72nd minute when Lovisa looked to have gained another penalty but was caught for diving. The Turks looked like they were playing for the draw but then substitute Gunnar Milling scored an amazing goal from 45 Yards out in the 86th minute from nothing.The Win leaves the Turks in third place as they prepare to face Milchama.

This was by far our best performance for sometime now under Alhrem and he apears to be turning our luck back around, after a period of inadequacy with our performances on the field however now with them settling into their new style of play they've managed to improve their team work, and so can get the results that they want. However this was our Starting "A" team XI so we really expected them to win against a team that so far has struggled to make an impact on the tournement.

In our next game we should look to capitalize on our new found form and play football the way we do and cause as many problems as possible for their defenders.

Uzulmez Sees Red
In what was considered a dubious decision by the referee, Uzulmez Yilmaz has gained his second international Red card and will almost certainly leave a gap in the Turkic defense; since he has held the defense so well.Why? I hear you ask well it was for a aggressive challenge made in the box and since he was the last man he got a red card but he was unlucky because the timing of the tackle was just out, but out enough to warrant the red card.He will be banned for the next must win game against Milchama which we should really be looking to get points from.

by Serhat Can

Jeruselem coach Dazza Dallas was sitting on the Jeruselem bench, not paying much attention to the game. They were losing against the Purple Menace but then that happened a lot. There was shout as someone miskicked the ball sending it in the totally wrong connection. The ball veered into the Jeruselem bench hitting a less than aware Dazza Dallas and knocking her over. She was lying on the ground with her legs in the air and cameras point at her (and up her skirt).

She got up waved at the cameras and sat back down again. This was the only real highlight of the game for Jeruselem as once again the Purple Menace defeated Jeruselem to end a short Jeruselem winning streak with two recent Jeruselem wins over Starblaydia.

Jacinta Sallad was sent off later the game after being judged for being too rough with the Starblaydi strikers. It didn't help matters when the referee kept on off-siding her sister Kate Sallad when Jeruselem looked about break free of the Starblaydi defense which annoyed Jacinta over the game. When she did get sent off, Jacinta Sallad told him to "shove his whistle where sun doesn't shine".

Coach Dazza Dallas latter defended her star defender
"I think poor Jacinta got a hard time because of her style of defending. She's not subtle or deceptive, she goes in hard and fights all way. She maybe a bit too aggressive for some but she doesn't go in to hurt people. She goes in to win the ball and maybe her direct style is confronting to some. She's not the type to go in and hurt people, she goes in to play fair. I think people misjudge her style when she plays."

Current Seedings (based solely on record, not the final seeding procedure)

1- Qazox
2- Tynelia
3- Wentland
4- Dancougar
5- Ad'ihan
6- Cafundeu
7- Starblaydia
8- Acapais
9- Newmanistan
10- Prazkoy
11- Kose and The Turkomans
12- Green wombat
13- Milchama
14- Nethertopia
15- Nire and Nire
16- Jeruselem
17- Prux
18- Orion Star Empire
19- Blouman Empire
20- Lovisa
21- taeshan
22- Lurikistan

CURRENT KNOCKOUT ROUND MATCHUPS
2nd round
Kose and the Turkomans v. Lurikistan
Green wombat v. taeshan
Milchama v. Lovisa
Nethertopia v. Blouman Empire
Nire and Nire v. Orion Star Empire
Jeruselem v. Prux

3rd Round-
Qazox v. (Jeruselem v. Prux winner)
Tynelia v. (Nire and Nire v. Orion Star Empire winner)
Wentland v. (Nethertopia v. Blouman Empire winner)
Dancougar v. (Milchama v. Lovisa winner)
Ad'ihan v. (Green wombat v. taeshan winner)
Cafundeu v. (Kose and the Turkomans v. Lurikistan winner)
Starblaydia v. Prazkoy
Acapais v. Newmanistan

THE EMPIRE TIMES


RANGERS FANS INJURE REFEREE
Corrimal Lose 2-0

The Corrimal Rangers game last night was thrown into turmoil as approximately 100 from an estimated 600 fans of the Corrimal Rangers who had travelled to Qazox to watch their team, savagely stormed the field at the end of full time and attacked all three umpires. This barbaric and disgusting assault by Blouman citizens started when the fans believed that the referees had constantly made poor offside decisions which had cost the Rangers the game.

As the fans stormed the pitch and went for the referees, video footage clearly shows some fans holding the referees and while others punch and kick them. Many Corrimal players went to the referees aid, and was able to get them out of harms way. Many players suffered bruises and bloody noses George Westpack and Benjamin Tice were knocked out and had to be carried off the field and treated at the local hospital.

Qazox officials arrested a number of fans which is yet to be made public. It is known that two of the fans arrested are Leo Gordan and Henry Brandon, these two were arrested five years ago and placed in jail for two years after been found guilty of assaulting a referee at a Corrimal home game five years ago, they were also banned a further two years by the FFB to enter any football stadium. As a part of the surge in violence within FLTA games from fans which the FFB and the FLTA cracked down on which saw 15,000 people banned for various amounts of time and a further 25 banned for life.

Qazox is yet to make an official statement on the attacks and is believed to be considering options. The Emperor will be making an official statement during a press conference early this morning, but a spokesman said that the Emperor was deeply distressed at hearing the news, and disgusted that any Blouman would embarrass themselves, Truingren and the Empire on an international level, it is also believed that if Qazox permit he will send Empire police forces to Qazox to help the local authorities in identifying these troublemakers, and would allow special extradition for any citizens that return to Bloumany and was involved in this "shameless display". The FFB has also spoken out against the bashing saying that they were horrified to see this event unfold, and condemn anybody who promotes this sort of behaviour.

The game started well for the Rangers with the team managing to get shots on goal, and the defence harassing the Acapais front line. Most of the first half continued like with the ball in the midfield 50% of the time. The second half of the game continued mush as the first with both sides getting chances but failed to capitalise. The last 15 minutes of the game saw Acapias begin to run over the Rangers as they begun to show once again that the Rangers cannot keep pace with the International teams. In the 81st minute Acapias striker Jose Castro scored from 22 yards out of goal, and put Acapias on the front foot. In the 88th minute Jack Junckson bolted past the Acapais and was able to place the ball into the net, Junckson was called offside which saw a torrent of verbal abuse from the Rangers stand, this was intensified 30 seconds later when Dave Lugini scored to make the score 2-0 and the game out of the Rangers reach.

OOC: I hope I am not going to far over my boundaries Qazox

(Rockets players cheer post-game, as coach Andrews meets the team)

Andrews: Victory!

Team: Wooohoo! Rock-ets! Rock-ets!

Andrews: Alright everyone, great game today. Great job in beating Taeshan, they’re no pushover, so congratulations to all of you on a job well done!

Team: Woohoo!

Andrews: Game ball, goes to Kevin Dalton. Whenever there’s a clean sheet we automatically give it to the goalkeeper, even though really, I would need 11 game balls today. But anyway, congratulations, Kevin!

Dalton: Thanks coach! But really this is for all of us! Woohoo!!!

Andrews: Ok, now, I must bring out Sidney.

Team: Boooo!!!

Andrews: Sidney’s evil ways are spreading, and there are rumors that the team from Prux may want to harm their own Sidney the evil Penguin in a few days. But its time, off with the wings!

Chapman: Can I do one?

Andrews: Yes, you do one and we’ll let McCafferty do the other.

McCafferty: Damn you Sidney!

Chapman: Why do you want me to use a broom?

Andrews: Just do it, we must get all thoughts of sweeping out of Sidney’s head. It’s part of his master plan. I don’t understand why exactly, but it is. Smack him with the broom!

Chapman: Die! Die! (Smacks the penguin several times then rips off one wing, and hands the broom to McCafferty)

McCafferty: This is for you (smack!) And all your evil friends (smack!)

Lewis: Yeah, I think he has evil cohorts, we must find them.

McElroy (whispering to Shawn Morton): I think their starting to get a little too carried away with this Penguin thing.

Morton (whispering back): Yeah, it’s a little weird.

Lewis: I say we must sacrifice a real penguin!

McElroy (whispering): I spoke too soon. Wow.

Chapman: Cool, but save that for the knockout stages. We must get Sidney’s head off first.

McCafferty: One problem. Where are we gonna get a real penguin?

Lewis: We’ll smuggle one out of a zoo.

McCafferty: Won’t it probably die before we have a chance to sacrifice it?

Prescott: We could do the sacrifice while at the zoo, just have to be after operating hours.

Andrews: Alright, alright. I’m not going to have tomorrow’s headline read, “Newmanistan players caught breaking into local zoo.”

Lewis: I don’t think anything will top the Blouman Empire referee incident in the papers tomorrow.

Prescott: Blouman Empire. Wimps. They need their fans to do their fighting for them.

Chapman: Alright back on topic, sacrificing a real penguin. But once we get into the knockouts.

Andrews: Ok but no stealing anything or breaking into anything.

"Sinan Aybi Baska Buyuk Yok!
OOC: Literally Big Brother Sinan no one is a great
With our Mongol Vassals doing well in the Oriental Cup, we should in theory of course be looking to do better and theres no better opportunity than to gain another 3 points against a fairly out of form Milchama who should be overturned by our now overwhelming support as over 400,000 Turks have made their was over to watch the team play. Now we all remember what happened the last so many Turks gathered, we wont mention it as it makes us seem barbaric and uncivilized.

Sinan Kose is recovering lost form as is the now revamped midfield with Gunnar Milling expected to take a starting place after a series of consistent performances and with Orhan Kose expected to start tonight the acrobatic young Turk has proven himself useful against Ad'ihan and may yet be of some use to us.

Sinan Kose has recently mended a rift in the team between his brother and Volkan Balta and has proven himself a worthy captain though one must wonder weather he would have done the same for anyone even if they weren't his brother, of course he would thats what sort of person he is.

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in the hotel lobby

Sinan: Hey guys

Team: Whats up Kose

Serkan: So tell us about you know Sera.

Sinan: Well that hit a slight technicality

Uzulmez: (Suddenly interested) Like what

Sinan: Well...

Orhan walks in with Sera, holding hands, then walk out.

Sinan: You see, she's kinda going out with Orhan.

Uzulmez: You are so sad losing a girl to your younger brother.

Sinan: well at least I don't collect stamps Uzulmez.

The team gasps

Uzulmez: Hey that was our secret you... you...

Sinan: What come on say it.

Serkan restrains Uzulmez and calms him down

Serkan: Theres nothing wrong with it is there, Sinan?

Sinan: Ye... No of course not sorry Uz

Serkan: Good now did you hear about the Karayid

Sinan: Oh come on! how could those people have been so good we thought they'd flame out thanks to them I'll lose that bet with Alhrem

Serkan: Boy is your face red Sinan, first Sera now your bet with the coach, it's just not your day is it boy.

Sinan sighs as he leaves to relax in his room.

Broadcaster: We apologise for interrupting our regular broadcast, but we know cross live to St Georges Courtyard at Molantin Palace where the Emperor is making an important press conference

<The camera focuses on the Emperor behind him is FFB Chief Lord Cumberland>

HIM Emperor Henry IV: First of all I wish to apologize on behalf of all Bloumans on this cowardly attack by a small minority of Corrimal Rangers fans. This sort of behaviour is totally unacceptable from anybody, and for people with the world watching them as they represent Bloumany, as all Bloumans do when overseas, to act like this brings shame upon themselves, upon the club, upon Truingren and upon the Empire as a whole including its citizens.

I have so far been unable to contact the Qazox government, however, I wish it to be known that I want to help them catch these barbarians who in the way they have acted have no right to call themselves Blouman. I am willing to send Empire police force over to Qazox to help the Qazox police force in identifying and catching these people. I also wish it to be known that while we have no permanent extradition treaty with Qazox I will be making an exception in this case which will allow Qazox to seek extradition via our courts to anybody who was involved in the incident and thinks they can get away with this shameless act by hiding in Bloumany.

I would like to apologise to the referees and their families personally, and hope that they recover well. I will be getting in contact with these people and offering them support and help in any way possible including monetary compensation for their suffering. Once again may I apologise to the international community of these actions by the extremely small majority of Bloumans and I promise to all those people who think that they have gotten away with this, I am sure Qazox will not stop in their hunt for you and we will help them in every way possible. And now may you turn your attention to Lord Henry Cumberland.

Lord Henry Cumberland: I thank you Your Majesty. I to wish to apologise on behalf of the FFB and wish it to be known to the international community that this is not what Blouman football is about and we take a very strong stance against this sort of behaviour and condone it to the fullest. The FFB gives it hearts out to all match officials players and other innocent bystanders who were injured during this act and hope that they all recover quickly. The FFB will be reviewing the tapes of this incident and matching faces with our list of known troublemakers and if any of these people are caught they will be banned from all FFB supported games for life, anybody convicted will also face a lifelong ban. The FFB will continue its fight against football violence and will continue our focus on all FLTA games over the coming season, as it seems our crackdown on this sort of thing in Truingren only solved part of the problem and hid the rest for a few years, we will forever remain vigilante on these people to ensure something like this never happens again.

Broadcaster: We now return to you to our regular broadcast

Peter was growing agitated. He didn't want to wait for the flight to land to confront those duck-wasting goons. "This is stupid," he whispered to Russ, who had his nose buried in one of those airline magazines that pretends to make every city the airline serves sound totally awesome. "We should just go pound those flyers right now..."

"Oh yeah, speaking of which, I wonder how the Rockets liked our gift baskets..."

"Come on, dude, the longer we wait, the closer those ducks are to being terminated. And not in the 'I'll be back' sort of way."

"And besides, we should use a different theme for these Prux guys... clip their wings, or something."

"But I thought *we* were the Wings."

Elsewhere...

Professor von Steuben, with his robotic chickens milling about the conference room, was giving a talk to a room full of random officials while he made his way to wherever Professor Gearlosse was hiding his team. "Und zat, I sink, ees ze bist summary oof ze eefectiveness oof sacreeficinks oof ze birds. Qvestions?"

A hand. "Professor, while your data seems to suggest otherwise, there has been a mention of live penguin sacrifice as a stand-in for rubber chickens. Is there any merit to these claims?"

"Zere ees effidence vich suggists zat havink ze pengvins on ze temm geefs you about four goals in ze gemm, so eets good to keep zem around, yah?"

Another. "But professor, Margaret only accepts sacrifices to improve luck, if the stories are true. What makes you think that non-action is also a path to success?"

"Vell," the professor began, "zees ees jest a seory, but ze pengvins may be ebble to negate ze effects of ze rubber sings. I attempted to srow roober disks at ze pengvuin, und it stooped zem all! Fursermore, I sink zat srowing avay a rubber cheekin or, say, ooctopoos vould not vork es vell es heffink a pengvuin vis you... ve vill know for sure vissin ze next few veeks."

One colleague turned to another and whispered, "He may think that now, but if he's not careful, he'll end up seeing stars instead..."

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A WIN, BUT EXPECTED

In the third round of this Oxen Cup, the Monopolists were able to win the game by a big goal margin. But this was the expected result from them. After all, the opponent country in this game was the unknown Lurikistan, which has some talented players... which are the minority. Most of their players aren't so good, lacking experience to play in an international competition. Taking advantage of this fact, Cafundéu could easily make a 4x0 victory, which will be very important in the future.

Cafundéu's offensive strategy, the same as ever, was mantained by the coach Caio Meback, but the team used more the wings this time, which harmed the creativity of the offensive midfielders. Luckily, the full-backs were able to create good plays too and most of the goal chances came from their feet. In the first goal, Vasco reached the attack and crossed the ball to Fabrício, who headed to score the first goal. The second was scored by Tobias, who dribbled two players before shooting with strength.

Still in the first half, Russo scored the third goal, after getting the rebound that came after Fausto shot in the goalkeeper's legs. Lurikistan lost all its hopes to get a positive result in the second half, as the difference was already very big. But, instead of pressuring even more the opponents, Cafundéu relaxed a bit, and was only able to score one goal in the second half, which was scored by the attacker Fabrício, with a well-placed long ranged shot.

Herbert Atwell got the fourth official to get the electronic board ready. There was shock amongst the Wentland fans when the numbers came up. Off - number 4, Giles Jeffrey. On - number 21, Jimmy Worth.

"Well, here is a surprise...we expected Atwell to shore up the defence, the Swifts have conceded twice and McIntyre has been warming up...but the Bearded Wonder is to come on to make his international debut and the veteran Giles is off..."

James Earl Worth, hirsute header from the Towers, eager and tense for his first appearance in the royal blue, charged onto the pitch and took up position in front of the Wombat defence. "Over here!! Me! MEEE!!! Worthy's here!!!!!"

As Tony Conway bombed down the left wing, Worth charged into the box, screaming for the ball, taking a couple of defenders with him. Conway crossed it high and above Worth, to the far post where Andy Saint charged in unmarked to knock in his second of the game and fourth of an increasingly impressive tournament. The Green Wombat players crumpled to the floor, with five minutes to go there was no coming back from this. And the first person that Tony Conway went to congratulate was Jimmy Worth.

[OOC: Great…I lose to someone who hasn’t even posted a roster…]

OSN Nightly Report
By WILLIAM DRAKE
Sports - Page 120

Another game for the Orion is just another disappointment, as the Fenrirs fall behind 0-1-2 in the Oxen Cup after a 2-0 loss to Tynelia. Yellow cards ran rampant for Orion throughout the second half after Tynelia got on top 2-0 early on. By the end, the Fenrirs were very obviously frustrated, putting in the subs for the last twenty minutes.

It is expected that reserve keeper Bogdan Shust will start the next game for Orion. Starter Artur Boruc has given up seven goals in only three matches. Also notable is that the Fenrirs have yet to name a captain.

“No one has even come remotely close to earning it yet,” the coach was quoted as saying. “We’re going to have to take a second look at how we approach these games. Something has to change. We’ll determine whether that’s personnel, formation, or what tomorrow.”

The Orion Fenrirs are currently in last place in Group B.

THE EMPIRE TIMES

RANGERS PREPARE FOR NEXT GAME

The Corrimal Rangers have been trying to push the horrific incident caused by their fans at the previous game and have turned their focus on their next game against Dancougar at Tersa Gold Stadium. The team has been training hard fully aware that this will be an important game to play if they wish to remain in the running. Dancougar currently sit top of the table having won both of their games, they also come back to playing after their bye during the last match day. The Blouman defence will need to work hard today with Dancougar who have scored seven goals in just two matches.

The Ranges have been nursing their wounds after they went to the aid of the attacked referees, George Westpack and Benjamin Tice will not be attending the game as they are still under observation after being concussed by Rangers fans. Manager Mark Peterson has placed Jeffery Kinsgley in Westpack's position, Kingsley will be his first OXEN cup game and first international appearance and is said to be excited to be able to start in this important match.

It is understood that there will be more security during tonight's game, in the wake of the assault and Captain Leon of Liyons has pleaded to the fans to keep their cool. During an interview last night of Liyons called those fans involved "Bloody bastards who don't deserve to be called Rangers fans". Peterson also apologised to Qazox, the referees and the international football community for this senseless act and hopes that this incident will not happen again. The game is anticipated to be a strong and close game with the many Rangers saying that they are confident of getting a result tonight.

(OOC: Get used to it Steel Butterfly, I have lost out to teams in various tournaments who have never posted a roster or done any sort of RP, after posting about 4 RPs for that game)

<In the hotel rooms 6 hours before the game>

Alexander Rabor and James Poorman enter a room in there is Ahron Judge reading something.

Rabor: Hey Ahron what you reading there?
Judge: Oh I have got hold of some old reports on our games, just reading the Rocket Report at the moment
Rabor: That's those Neemanistan wankers isn't it
Judge: Newmanistan
Rabor: What did I say?
Judge: Neemanistan, any way I am reading this Rocket Report and they kept mentioning us as the Blouman Empire
Poorman: So whats wrong with that
Judge: Well we aren't the Blouman Empire at all are we, we are the Corrimal Rangers
Poorman: Yeah but we are here as representatives of the Empire
Judge: That is beside the point we are not the International Blouman Empire team, as much as I would like to be we aren't we are the Corrimal Rangers and I think other countries should acknowledge that and be a bit more respectful to our club and our history.
Poorman: Well maybe but I still don't see to much of a problem, what do you think Alex
Rabor: Oh I agree with Ahron we are the Corrimal Rangers and we can't say that we have played for the Empire only for the Rangers. You know I have a good mind to write to these authors of this report and tell them a piece of my mind. *storms off out of the room*
Poorman: God here we go again he really needs to calm down
Judge: He is all air if anyone went up to him and shoved a fist in his face he would curl up in a ball on the floor.

OSN Nightly Report
By WILLIAM DRAKE
Sports - Page 11

After the latest disappointment by the Orion soccer team, and the latest victory ( http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13696084&postcount=102) by the Orion hockey team (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13696084&postcount=103), four players have left Qazox and the Orion soccer team in the middle of competition.

The list of four multi-sport athletes includes national-team players Adrian Winters and James Julian, as well as junior-hockey stars Eric Stark and Damien Rasiak. All four men have wished the soccer team well, but say that they can’t keep splitting their attention. The travel and exhaustion, in particular, were beginning to wear thin.

The void left allows for four more open spots on the Fenrir soccer team. Vyacheslav Svidersky is replacing Rasiak as a defensive starter, Vasily Mishkin and Ruslan Rotan are replacing Julian and Stark at midfield, and U21 phenom Brooks Hollister is replacing Winters at forward. Defender Mike Snape and midfielders Brock Slyde and Harold Jokdi were also added to the roster. Last, but not least, Bogdan Shust was named starting keeper for the next game over Artur Boruc.

The Fenrirs are hoping that the change of scenery will spark a win out of the ailing soccer program, getting them back on track, but more importantly, out of last place.

[OOC: I updated my roster posting as well, for those who may need to RP my games.]

Grave Correspondence

The team of ghosts was perhaps a mixed blessing. It seemed the pious folk from Cafundeu were left undaunted by the fact that they were facing a team of spirits and trudged ahead, stealing a 4 goal lead before the Praži ghosts stole back two goals. A final shot by Fausto sealed the fate of the ghosts. It seemed that fielding a team of ghosts wasn't such a good idea after all.

But, lo and behold! The faithful returned to the pitch, against Nire and Nire - probably rhymes with "FIRE and IRE" and despite a long deadlock, the Praži ghosts managed to break free with one goal in the 76th minute. It was the lonely goal that decided the match and puts the Praži ghosts in contention for a good slot in the Elimination Stage.

After surveying the effectiveness of the ghosts, the Grand Hussite Church has decided to send a team of pilgrim bishops to accompany the team and bless the field of battle upon which the Praži spirits would play, to sanctify the area and ensure that all bad vibes are kept off of the field. An exorcist has been brought as well, not to banish the spirits, but to identify the spirits and give due credit to those faithful dead who have helped put Prazkoy ahead in 10th in the overall standings. Another win against Wentland should be enough to send the ghosts of Prazkoy to the Third Round. Fortunately, no injuried for the team seem to be reported, while disciplinary measures have been difficult to measure. Doubtless the referees have had difficulty trying to give fouls to beings that simply walk through their opponents.

Professor von Steuben stood outside the Newmanistan Rockets' hotel. His plan was to visit the teams and see if anyone could locate Gearlosse. His chickens were pecking about in the gardens outside the hotel. He looked down at his disguise and frowned - a janitor's outfit, complete with a broom and everything. But something told him tonight wasn't the night. He'd have to come back later and try something else.

A plane lands somewhere in Prux...

Russ and Peter got off the plane and began tailing the lawyers from before. They drew strange glances from the people they walked past. One man in a pink "Bad Man" T-shirt threw them a thumbs up. Russ sweatdropped. This wasn't working as well, either.

Time to end this farce. The lawyers prepared to enter a car, but Russ stood in the way. Peter leaned against the car, barring their entrance. "All right, gentlemen, we know you're after the ducks. And we want to know why."

THE ROCKET REPORT

Editor’s Note: We received a letter today from some very outraged person about our calling the Blouman Empire’s team well, the Blouman Empire.

“This is one of the strangest letters that I have ever seen,” commented Editor-in-chief Kevin Collins, “They represent the Blouman Empire, yet they are so upset about our doing so that this person writes a note with a whole bunch of colorful expletives thrown in, that we should be referring to them as the Corrimal Rangers.”

He went on...

“It’s a little silly, after all, they may be a club team, but they are representing their Empire, are they not? They should take pride in that fact. Perhaps they should stop worrying about what we are calling them and toughen up a little bit. The way the Rockets pushed them around should embarrass them. Maybe their junior side will be tougher. But fine, we will refer to them from this point as the Corrimal Rangers. And now we can get back to more important things, like penguin sacrifices.”

Onwards & Upwards
Starblaydia win opening two games

The first a routine, the second a tradition.

That's the general impression of Starblaydia's first two match performances in their first attempt at the Oxen Cup in this landmark year. Against a nation playing only their second international match at this level - though fittingly kitted out, we have to note - Starblaydia came out at 3-1 winners thanks to a brace from their Captain, Alfonso Di Angelo. The thirty year-old is more experienced than perhaps the entire Fenrir nation in international footballing terms, and it showed. He was played in by Fenny Bentley, who's square ball unlocked the back four of the Orion Star Empire, leaving Di Angelo one-on-one with the goalie. The Petardos player produced a quick step-over which left Boruc unsure whether to stick or twist. In the end Boruc decided not to charge out of the six-yard box and risk bringing down the talented Starblaydi captain, which made Di Angelo's job easier as he slotted the ball in the back of the net with a simple, crisp side-foot shot, all within four minutes of the kick-off.

With less than ten minutes gone in the match, however, Starblaydia's near-immediate relaxation was their undoing as Julian nicked the ball from a complacent Gomes and put a low cross into the box. Michal Zurawski had ghosted into the prime striking space between Kaneda and Perheira and hit a screamer of a shot straight into the top corner. The White Lion, however, was not a beast to be meddled with lightly, and the complacent relaxation quickly switched to the traditional Starblaydi style: a solid defensive unit from which to launch a rolling pass-and-move attack. Starblaydia were soon encamped around the Fenrir penalty area, laying siege to the newcomers, but it took over half an hour before they made the breakthrough. As the big purple machine rolled onwards, a succession of corners, throw-ins and free kicks came their way.

Never strong in the air, particularly in a crowded penalty area, striker Lubii went across to the left-hand side to take a corner so the team could profit from an inswinging corner. This one was perfectly placed, and Jack Stafador came late into the penalty area to head home, losing his marker along the way. Di Angelo later settled the match as an effective contest by slotting a free-kick around the wall and in off the inside of the post.

Match Two saw them come up against a team who they've seen many times over recent years: Jeruselem. Jeruselem themselves regard Starblaydia as something of a bogey side who they never seem to be able to beat. That myth was enforced when the full time whistle blew to signal a 2-1 win for Starblaydia, along with second place in Group B, with a game in hand over Tynelia. The game was dominated by the Starblaydi defence, with the four-man unit playing the offside trap to perfection, catching Kate Sallad time and time again. Sister Jacinta Sallad also had a poor game, receiving two yellow cards during the ninety minutes for persistent fouls on Lubii and Bentley, among others.

It was Lubii who opened the scoring, skipping past a couple of challenges and finding a crucial gap to shoot low into the bottom corner of the net, celebrating with a number of gymnastic moves, perhaps aimed at Jeruselem Goalkeeper Kylie La Brai, who's former sport was gymnastics. Though Jeruselem equalised via Jennifer Sloan, who pulled one back for the Princesses with a solo effort. Starblaydi commentators dubbed her the 'Sloan Ranger' after a mazy run-and-shot that defeated Sandra Van Agmark's dive to the right.

Starblaydia's winner was scored by Batou Nakamura, who had drifted into the Central Midfield position, with Di Angelo holding up the midfield alongside Stafador. The talent level of the Starblaydi midfield is certainly being proved at this tournament, and Nakamura's twenty-five yarder that looped into the back of the net is certainly proof of that.

<Just before boarding the team bus>

The players and coaching staff are hanging around in an enclosed area in the lobby.

Peterson: Alright is everyone ready to go? Good, just one more thing before we go to Tersa Gold Stadium and we finish of our preparations for this important game against Dancougar. I just saw a copy of the Rocket Report, and they reported they had a letter from one of us that not only insulted the Rocket Report and Newmanistan in general but also told half truths that were not authorised by me. I contacted the Editor-in-chief and he sent me a copy of that letter. Now I want the person responsible to come forward.

A few mummers from the team, and people looking around, before Alexander Rabor steps forward

Rabor: Ah it was me boss

Peterson: Yes I rather thought it was you, from the tone of the letter. Now first of all do you know why we have the Imperial flag on the right hand side of a strip? It is because we are here as representatives of the Empire.

Rabor: But boss, we are also the Corrimal Rangers and...

Peterson: Yes we are the Corrimal Rangers but we are here as representatives of the Empire, when we play we are not just playing for our club we are playing for all Bloumany do you understand Alex?

Rabor: Yes Boss

Peterson: Good, I have told you before Alex you have got to watch what you say and write, it is a good thing that the Newmanistan press didn't take you to the toilet especially with some of these descriptions of the Newmanistan Empire. What we don't need anymore of is bad publicity. Now I will hear no more about it we are playing for the Empire, and we are playing for our club. I have informed the Editor-in-chief that there is no problem in referring to us as the Blouman Empire.

Alex moves back to his seat

Poorman (in whispered tone): I told you so.

Peterson: All right boys relax prepare yourselves mentally for this game it will be a tough one and a game where we must get a result but right now I want you to rest until we get to the stadium, there we will go over it in more detail.

(OOC: lol, Good one Newmanistan, I was laughing so loud that I got a strange look from the people around me, I just had to reply. Basically I just want people to know this isn't the international team)

A bunch of reporters were crammed into a conference room. DSPN made up the largest group of attendees, but there were reporters from all over Dancougar in the room. After all, there was keen interest in areas where national team players were drawn from. One of them stepped up to the podium, tapped it, and a screech brought all noise in a room to a halt as they all winced. He took a step back and addressed them: "All right, thanks for coming on such short notice. As you're all aware, the team representing the Blouman Empire is, in fact, a club side known as the Corrimal Rangers."

"I never understood why they wouldn't just send a real representative team... I mean, no country does that, right?"

"Definitely not. Not in an Oxen Cup. Or even a Turtle Cup."

Back in Dancougar, Benjamin Whittaker, formerly of the Rizzi College Salamanders, sneezed.

"Anyway," said podium guy, "a lot of us have been using 'Blouman Empire' in our reports, so we need to correct the problem. We've come up with a little song and dance number to remind us what's really going on here... guys?"

Everyone turned to the group in the corner of the room, who took off their little hats with a notebook in it and put on hats that looked exactly the same, except no little notebooks.

Well the Blouman team's the Corrimal Rangers
So to play that team, it's Corrimal's Rangers
If you've got a game with Blouman Empire
Then you better check with Corrimal
That Red Bull New York, was once the Metrostars
Why they changed it, I can't say
(I don't think that applies in this case)
So come on out, you Corrimal Rangers
Since you're not Blouman, you're Corrimal Rangers
So the team we play's the Corrimal Rangers
Why did Blouman Empire get the works?
That's not our business, it's a quirrrrrrk

Light applause. As they finished, someone entered the room and handed podium guy a telegram. He exited quickly. "We have an update on the situation... and... the Corrimal Rangers are cool with being called the Blouman Empire? But we went through all that...!!"

"Sir, while this press release of theirs does make it unnecessary to issue retractions for all out reports up until now... it's pretty hard to continue doing the right thing going forward after that convincing number."

"I know, right?"

Podium guy tossed the paper aside. "All right... um... do what you want! Blouman Rangers, Corrimal Empire, Corriman Rempire... I don't care!"

"I... don't think that works."

"Well, shoot, if Newmanistan can call the Taeshan Purple Knights the Islanders... I thought there were four walls in here!"

Back at the Newmanistan hotel, Professor von Steuben, who was in the process of spray painting the team bus yellow and black while nobody was looking, sneezed.

i really am sorry about not having scores up last night, but I had a family emergency last night and couldn't post the scores. So the MD4 Scores will be up later tonight and the rest of the tourney will be bumped back a day. Sorry again all, but family comes first.

i really am sorry about not having scores up last night, but I had a family emergency last night and couldn't post the scores. So the MD4 Scores will be up later tonight and the rest of the tourney will be bumped back a day. Sorry again all, but family comes first.

OOC: Don't you worry about that, mate, real life is the priority - hope whatever it is has turned out okay.

i really am sorry about not having scores up last night, but I had a family emergency last night and couldn't post the scores. So the MD4 Scores will be up later tonight and the rest of the tourney will be bumped back a day. Sorry again all, but family comes first.

OOC: Goodness. Well tell whomever to take care.

(Rockets players gather in hotel meeting room)

Lewis: Ok everyone, we must get this Sidney the evil Penguin under control. He may think he has our backs against the wall with his evil deeds, but no matter what we must overcome, we can do it!

Chapman: That sounds nice Kevin, but how does he have our backs against the wall, we won the last the two games, he’s lost his wings.

Lewis: I got this. It’s a gift bag of sorts from a couple guys who referred to themselves as Marc and Andre. I imagine these aren’t their real names and are just code names of sort. This is more then just a gimmick guys, there’s something going on out there. Sidney does have power.

(Some of the players who have made fun of the whole deal with the penguin look absolutely stunned).

Lewis: They hail Sidney the evil Penguin and some of his evil cohorts, have sent pictures of penguins at work, and a bunch of other crap.

McElroy: It was probably just a prank.

Lewis: Oh no, Julie. This kind of thing is not just a prank. Sidney is taunting us. Chopping off his legs and his wings have not been enough.

Chapman: We must do the sacrifice, there is no other option now. No one laughs in our face like this.

(Coach Andrews comes running into the room)

Andrews: THE BUS!!! THE BUS!!!

McCafferty: What?

Andrews: The bus has been vandalized! It’s black and yellow!!

Carrigan: Damn, doesn’t this hotel have security that could have noticed that was going on?

McCafferty: Sidney was distracting security, how could they mess with our bus!

Lewis: We must do the sacrifice now, this is getting out of hand.

Chapman: We can beat the Devil first, Acapais.

McElroy: Calling Acapais the Devil’s team is a little harsh don’t you think? They haven’t done anything to us and I’m sure they are nice guys.

Chapman: Figuratively speaking, Julie. Figuratively speaking. No one here is calling Acapais the Devil.

Lewis: No. But for our purposes they will represent the Devil. They will be Devils. Sidney’s evil forces have gone on far enough, as we see from the gift bag and the bus. Tonight’s game will be about symbolically defeating the Devil, the mastermind of all evil. Should we do that, it may help us ultimately defeat Sidney, and set the tone for our penguin sacrifice.

Carrigan: Sounds good to me.

Andrews: Alright excellent! Now there is some strategy we need to talk about, so let’s temporarily forget about penguins and focus on what I am about to show you for the plan to actually beat Acapais.

(OOC: Sorry to hear of the emergency, I hope it all works out).

OSN Nightly Report
By WILLIAM DRAKE
Sports - Page 113

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The aftermath of the departure of four players, including 2 of the 4 players with the most points, is still going on today, as the current players react to the departure as well as the addition of replacements.

“You gotta do what you gotta do,” Cosmin Contra said of his departed teammates. “They were great guys, and great soccer players. I’ll miss them.”

Other players, however, were less upbeat about the situation.

“[The media] acts like they’re the only two-sport athletes here,” Ciprian Marica told reporters. “We all are two-sport athletes. Anyone in Orion knows that I’m a professional football player too. Soccer simply isn’t big enough in Orion to have leagues and teams.”

“The difference between them and us is that when we commit to something we stick to our word,” Sergei Kiryakov muttered. “I hope the hockey team continues to do well, but screwing us over to help them is a low blow.”

As for their chances, there are mixed feelings in the locker room.

“You know it’s our first try as both a team and in international play,” recently benched keeper Artur Boruc, who is 0-2-1 in his first three games, said. “No one is expecting us to play particularly well. I think we need to use this as a learning experience and build for the future.”

“For me,” young phenom and new starting forward Brooks Hollister replied with a differing opinion. “The Fenrirs’ record is 0-0-0. I haven’t played, I haven’t had a chance to play soccer, so for me and three others this is a new beginning, a new chance that we’re all anxious to take.”

MD4 Scores.. albeit a day late.. sorry (winners in Bold, Draws in italics)
(ooc: ty Orion)

TEAMS in BLUE have clinched 2nd round bye (The Top 2 in each group and 2 best 3rd places overall will have a bye into the 3rd round.)


GROUP A @ Chivas Field at Hobb's Park, SaxerVilla.
Qazox 3-0 Lovisa
Kose and The Turkomans 2-3 Milchama
Ad'ihan 2-1 Nethertopia


Group A Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Qazox 4-0-0 12 10 2 +8
Ad'ihan 3-1-0 10 6 2 +4
Milchama 2-0-2 6 7 6 +1
K. & T. T. 1-1-2 4 6 9 -3
Nethertopia 1-0-3 3 4 7 -3
Lovisa 0-0-4 0 2 9 -7


GROUP B @ Dr. Tomato Stadium, Rockport.
Jeruselem 3-1 The Orion Star Empire
Prux 3-2 Starblaydia
Tynelia- BYE

Group B Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Tynelia 2-1-0 7 6 2 +4
Starblaydia 2-0-1 6 7 5 +2
Jeruselem 1-1-1 4 6 5 +1
Prux 1-1-1 4 5 6 -1
T.O.S.E. 0-1-3 1 4 10 -6

GROUP C @ Estadio Azul Flores, Cuidad de Iguana.
Cafundeu 2-2 Green wombat
Wentland 0-0 Prazkoy
Nire and Nire 3-0 Lurikistan

Group C Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Wentland 2-2-0 8 6 3 +3
Cafundeu 2-1-1 7 11 5 +6
Prazkoy 2-1-1 7 6 6 --
Nire and Nire 1-2-1 5 5 3 +2
Green wombat 1-2-1 5 9 9 --
Lurikistan 0-0-4 0 3 14 -11

Group D @ Tersa Gold Stadium, New Bruxen.
Acapais 0-2 Newmanistan
Dancougar 1-1 Blouman Empire
taeshan- BYE

Group D Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Newmanistan 3-0-1 9 9 6 +3
Dancougar 2-1-0 7 8 4 +4
Acapais 2-0-1 6 5 5 --
Blouman Empire 0-1-2 1 4 6 -2
taeshan 0-0-3 0 2 7 -5

KNOCKOUT ROUND SENARIOS (byes and Group titles)
Please note there maybe more possible senarios, but involve many different factors that cannot be listed due to space issues)

GROUP A
Qazox and Ad'ihan have each clinched 2nd round byes.

Qazox wins group with a win or draw vs. Ad'ihan.

Ad'ihan wins group with a win vs. Qazox.

Milchama can earn a 2nd round bye with a win or a draw and if Jeruselem and Prux draw and Acapais loses.

Kose and The Turkomans can earn a 2nd round bye with a win vs. Nethertopia and losses by: Milchama, Acapais, Prazkoy and Nire and Nire AND if the Jeruselem-Prux match ends in a draw.

Nethertopia can earn a 2nd round bye with a win vs. Kose and The Turkomans, and losses by: Milchama, Acapais, Prazkoy and Nire and Nire AND if the Jeruselem-Prux match ends in a draw.

GROUP B
Tynelia clinches 2nd round bye with a draw vs. Starblaydia or a Jeruselem-Prux draw. Clinches group with a win or a draw and a Jeruselem-Prux draw.

Starblaydia clinches 2nd round bye with a Jeruselem-Prux draw. Clinches group with a win vs. Tynelia.

Jeruselem clinches 2nd round bye with a win vs. Prux and either a Starblaydia loss or a Starblaydia draw and a win by 2 goals or more.

Prux clinches 2nd round bye with a win vs. Jeruselem and a Starblaydia loss or draw and Prux has more GF or better GD.

GROUP C (the complicated one)
Wentland clinches 2nd round bye with a draw vs. Lurikistan and a loss or draw by either Cafundeu or Prazkoy. Clinches group with a win.

Cafundeu clinches 2nd round bye with a win vs. Nire and Nire or a draw and a Green wombat win over Prazkoy by less than 7 goals, or a draw and a Prazkoy-Green wombat draw. Clinches Group with a win and a Wentland loss or draw or a draw, a Wentland loss and a Prazkoy loss or draw.

Prazkoy clinches 2nd round bye with a win vs. Green wombat and either Cafundeu or Wentland loses or draws. Clinches group with a win and losses or draws by BOTH Cafundeu and Wentland.

Nire and Nire can clinch 2nd round bye with a win over Cafundeu by 3 or more goals and either a Wentland loss or draw or a Prazkoy loss or draw. Can clinch group with a win over Cafundeu by 3 or more goals and a Wentland loss and a Prazkoy loss to Green wombat by 5 goals or less or a Prazkoy-Green wombat draw.

Green wombat can clinch 2nd round bye with a win over Prazkoy by 6 or more goals and either a Wentland loss or draw or a Cafundeu loss or draw. Can clinch group with a win by 6 or more goals over Prazkoy and a Wentland loss and a Cafundeu loss by 2 or fewer goals or a Cafundeu-Nire and Nire draw.

GROUP D
Newmanistan has clinched a 2nd round bye.

Newmanistan clinches group with a Dancougar-Acapais draw or an Acapais win by fewer than 3 goals.

Dancougar can clinch 2nd round bye with a draw. Clinches group with a win.

Acapais can clinch 2nd round bye with a draw or a win by 3 or fewer goals. Clinches group with a win by 4 or more goals.

(Ooc: if you'll allow me to borrow them, Dancougar???)

<In front of the Limo in Pruxton, Prux...>

Lawyer #1: Seriously, you two are idiots.

Lawyer #2: Yeah, Russ and Peter, the two stooges from Dancougar.

Peter: How do you know our names?

Lawyer #1: Please, any decent laywer can find out anything about anybody. So why are you following us?

Russ: We told ya already, why do you want the ducks?

Lawyer #2: HA! We don't want the ducks.. we want them destroyed or at least malfunctioning.

Peter: So you can steal Professor von Steuben's robo-chickens?

Lawyer #1: Oh God no! We couldn't care less about von Steuben and his project. In fact I think the four of us have the same goal, if not similar ones.

Russ: Which would be?

Lawyer #2: I think von Steuben wants the technology that Professor Gearlosse created or at least a way to defeat them. We just want Gearlosse gone from the PFA.

Peter: hmmm. Give us a couple of days, and we'll have an answer for you.

Lawyer #1: 2 days then. We'll meet you at the Park Barrington Hotel at 15:00.

Russ: How'd you know we were staying there?

Lawyer #2: We told you, any good lawyer can find out anything, and we're the best in Prux.

Peter: So how did Gearlosse get the best of you?

Lawyer #1: We were on vacation, and our former associates, #'s 3, 4 and 5 were in charge. Those idiots couldn't get a snail arrested for speeding on the highway. Luckily for us, that taxi 'accidently' killed them over in Pawtucket right?

Lawyer #2: Yep. get the picture, you two?

Peter and Russ: Yeah, we got it. See you in a couple of days, at 3 o'clock.

Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

We still ahve a shot at a 2nd round Bye. But we need to win by 6 or more and have cafundeu draw Nire and nire and wentland has to lose. But if they both lose and we win by 6 or more and Nire and Nire wins by only 2 goals, somehow we win the group!

I doubt it though, Prazkoy has been one fo the suprising teams and we'll be lucky to beat them, if we do. I think we'll draw and finish in 4th, meanign we'll be playing in the 2nd round. As for our possible seeding? anywhere from 10th to 20th is possible, maybe 4th if we somehow win the group.

The lawyers drove off. Russ frowned and walked back towards the curb in thought. He knew von Steuben was trying to prove his chickens were better... but they were lawyers. Lawyers really couldn't be trusted, right? "So what does a lawyer do when there's no loophole in a contract?" he said at last. "I don't know if I like this, Pete..."

"These guys want rid of the ducks, but von Steuben wants them?" asked Peter. "Maybe at the last cup, but now he's convinced he can win."

"Or so he says," said Russ. "Right now it's his word against theirs." The car was already beyond the terminal and heading for the freeway. "We could... maybe... play both sides against one another."

"We can do that?"

"Listen... they're convinced that the professor wants to get his hands on those ducks, and the professor is convinced that these guys do," Russ mused, "so what would happen if both of them thought we were taking care of it?"

"That could work," said Peter, "although those two don't seem to think we can handle it."

"Admittedly, it doesn't involve football, so these armors are just kind of funny-looking," Russ replied. "And it seems like they've got some connections already. They may want to use us to get at von Steuben."

"But they said..."

"Lawyers, Pete. Can't trust 'em."

"Shoot..." said Peter, kicking at the curb. "Well, we've got two days to figure something out. What do we do until then?"

"We need to iron things out with the professor," said Russ. "He'll at least want to know what these guys are up to."

Meanwhile, back in Qazox...

The footballing ghosts of Prazkoy huddled around a pale-faced man tied to a chair, while von Steuben paced around the room. "Ecktually," he said, "ze goost ees not a goost..." He reached down and tugged at the face. "Ees ze photographer, Jemms!" A collective gasp rose from the assembled. "He vas goink to zell ze photos oof ze temm een preckteece to ze osser temms, boot he vanted to kip ze seecret."

"Which seems kind of silly, since everyone here was a ghost to begin with..." said the sheriff.

"Yeah, and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you, meddling kid," the man snorted condescendingly. "And your chickens."

Von Steuben took his leave and walked down an empty street. While this had been a pleasant diversion, it wasn't exactly helping von Steuben locate Gearlosse. He was at Prux's games, sure enough, but security wouldn't let him get down onto the field. He had to find out where he was keeping the team on off days. "Sink, von Schteuben!" he said to himself. "Eef you vere ze medd scienteest vis ze robit birds, vere vould you heff ze bess kemp?" Then it hit him. He walked into the nearest gas station and sought an attendant for directions. "Sir, I heff ze qvestion... vere ees ze beekest spooky moontain? Vis sunder clouds on toop?"

A phone conversation ...

Jane: You there Dazza!
Dazza: Yes I'm here, the Bike is on the ball.
Jane: I can't get to Qazox, Doctor says I'll need two weeks to recover.
Dazza: Must be a bad cold you have there!

Jane: It's some stupid flu I got from the kids.
Dazza: Poor Jane, don't worry. I'll take care of business.
Jane: Thanks Dazza, but I don't understand something.
Dazza: Ya, ask the Goddess!

Jane: Err, how come Starblaydia can beat us and lose to Prux?
Dazza: I don't know, it's just that. You know Qazox have better luck beating them than we do.
Jane: That's what I don't understand.
Dazza: Star and us go back a long way! They've always had an upper hand.

Jane: We can't let the Prawns beat us.
Dazza: Don't worry, it's my problem. We will beat Prux.
Jane: The team don't seem to be quite in shape.
Dazza: I'll whip them into shape, don't worry.

Jane: You are into kinky ...
Dazza: Not that kind of whipping! I'm not that kinky.
Jane: Oh well, good luck against Prux.
Dazza: Hey, get well. We'll win this game.

Jane: How is Jacinta Sallad going?
Dazza: She'll be back for the game against Prux.
Jane: She looked upset last game.
Dazza: Don't worry, she'll be having prawns for lunch and dinner.

Jane: She's a bit too much like your Jacinta.
Dazza: It's like having daughters without them being related. They are good girls those two Sallad girls.
Jane: Not good as in well behaved.
Dazza: Since when did we have well-behaved Jeruselem football teams?

Jane: I guess before you turned up.
Dazza: Me? I'm just being myself.
Jane: Everyone knows what you're about.
Dazza: The world is too serious. Everyone needs to have a little fun in their lives.

Old foes, familiar faces.
Tonight is a night when our old foes, who made themselves notable for their banner that they made for Sinan Kose who responded very appreciatively to the Nethertopians, but now we face them as our very last chance of getting that 2nd round bye. However it should not be too much of problem should we not make it since we would only have to play one more match.

Our old foes have had some difficulty getting started in this group and so have we our 5 goal thriller against Milchama is a sign of our defensive issues without Uzulmez Yilmaz, who returns tonight to face Nethertopia.

While every possible scenario of us gaining the bye into the second round seem unlikely, we will have to take a stab in the dark and hope for the best and not some stray goal that will strike us down, but while Nethertopia have been out of form we should not be complacent because the easiest way to fail at something is to think that it is easy, which is not what we think and yet we still fail in certain area's.

Coach Alhrem is said to be fighting for his place as Head Coach of the team but he is expected to lead the team for at least one more World Cup campaign.

KTT 2-3 Milchama
In a poor performance by the Turks defense Milchama struck hard, fast and decisively at the Turkic defense who in truth are not to blame with goals for Sinan Kose (35') and Serkan Turkmen (74'). The entire team contributed but we did deserve to lose but it's how we respond to defeat that defines our character and we will have to see how strong our character is, with Sinan Kose as captain we would expect him to pick his team mates up and will almost certainly have an uphill battle.

Make no mistake we are not finished and defeat is the first step to victory but we should not make a habit of defeat because that would just be embarrassing however it will be Alhrem and Sinan's character that will be proven in the next game to see whether or not their partnership as Manager and Captain can be as successful as Murat and Sinan's which if you care to remember had a better win % than this current one despite playing less games.

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS BLANK ACAPAIS

New Bruxen, Qazox- Newmanistan finished off their group stage play last night, and did so an very impressive fashion, knocking off the defensive minded club from Acapais, 3-nil. It marks the second consecutive clean sheet for the team. So it may be say that the short term results for Newmanistan to improve defensively have looked pretty good. In fact, Newmanistan has not conceded a goal since the first half of their match the Corrimal Rangers. With the victory, the Rockets have clinched a second round bye. So right now, what they essentially have is a “double bye”, since they don’t play on the final matchday. Plenty of time to rest up, and to perhaps do a little something that the team has been talking about for a little while.

The game was an important one for the standings, with both teams wanting to get the edge over the other one. Acapais entered the match having won their first two games, and opened up the game playing their tight defensive system, and controlled possession for the early portions. The Rockets were content to the let them pass the ball around in the midfield for a while, only to stop them when they tried to mount an attack, clear their lines, and set them back chasing again. It almost seemed as though the Rockets were enjoying this, especially Mark McCafferty, who is very familiar with the style as it is used by his club team back home in Centralia. In fact, you could see the other players looking at McCafferty and grinning every time they had one of their timely clears. Acapis kept coming, and Newmanistan kept clearing, lulling them to sleep. This may have been the plan all along, as after 20 minutes of frustrating their opponents, Newmanistan then went into attack mode, hoping to catch the opponent off guard. Chris Peterson started it off with a great run down the left wing, before a perfectly placed cross found Kevin Lewis. Lewis got the ball under control and was initially stopped by Hunchman O’Hare, but on the rebound, John Murphy tapped it home to put the Rockets up 1-nil in the 22nd minute. It was a very demoralizing goal for Acapais to surrender, but they didn’t immediately decide to change from their defensive style. The rest of the first half was pretty uneventful with the exception of a yellow card shown to Brett Prescott in the 37th minute for a rough tackle on Jose Castro. Bear in mind that those two do play on rival clubs in Cafundeu.

At the intermission, Eric Andrews reminded his club that they were 45 minutes away from chopping off the head of Sidney the Evil Penguin, and revealing the prize in which Empress Jessica had set that they would receive if they went on to win their remaining three group games after the initial loss to Dancougar. A major speech wasn’t necessary as the team expected Acapais to turn a little more offensive for the start of the second half, so not much needed to be said there. Surely, the reigning Cup of Harmony champions were capable of turning the deficit into three points.

When the whistle sounded to begin the second half, the Rockets expected Acapais to want to make the game more offensive, so they decided that they would surprise the opponent with a massive offensive rush of their own, pinching up defenders Eddie Chapman and Shawn Morton, leaving just Stratton and McCafferty back. It was a gamble that resulted in a great scoring opportunity, but O’Hare made the save, though he did not control it. On the ensuing corner, Kevin Carrigan delivered yet another perfect ball, finding Lewis for a header and Kevin delivered it perfectly, putting the Rockets up 2-nil in the 47th minute. It was a tough blow for Acapais, because whatever message was told in their locker room at halftime, now it had to happen twice as quickly. Well, that’s kind of what we thought, but Acapais still played conservatively. They took a few chances, but seemed to be more concerned about allowing a third goal then scoring one. Perhaps, they felt that a loss wouldn’t kill them that badly, and in that aspect, they were probably right. There was some passion there, but you could see that manager Stephanie Horne wanted to see a lot more. Either they weren’t showing it, or the suddenly smothering Rockets defense was just making it look that way. More minutes ticked off the clock, and between the 68th and 77th minutes, Andrews had subbed Kevin Stover, Eric Blunden, and Kevin Sturgeon into the match, replacing Carrigan, Peterson, and McElroy. Those changes, in effect, meant that Newmanistan had six natural defenders on the pitch, and made the comeback task a very daunting one for the opponent. They went for it though, and in the 81st minute, the Rockets caught them on the counter-attack with only one defender back. What Irving Gilman could possibly have been thinking with Brett Prescott, Kevin Lewis, and John Murphy coming in on him with no help, we don’t know. Gilman decided to lunge at the ball carrier Prescott, and tackled him hard, but unfortunately, Brett had just in time slid the ball over to Murphy, who fired the ball home. After the goal and while on the ground, Prescott gave Gilman a pat on the back and reading his lips said, “Nice tackle kid”. He might not know it, but coming from Brett Prescott, that is a big compliment.

Here are some post-game comments after the three-nil victory:

Andrews: “Getting a clean sheet against a quality side like Acapais is something to be proud of. And I am really happy with the way we went on to win these three games after initial loss. It just makes you realize that winning three games in a row is certainly a doable task.”

Chapman: “I’m proud for all of us. Doing well in the Oxen Cup like this further shows how our team has come along. I’m also proud of our coach, Eric Andrews. He deserves credit too.”

Dalton: “My defenders did a great job in front of me for the second game in a row. Once again I had a good look at every shot and felt as though I was on top of my game. Us older guys especially enjoy clinching byes! (Laughs)”

Prescott: “Good game today, we did what we needed to do and got three points. The celebration should be fun. I was getting sick of looking at Sidney’s head.”

Lewis: “Right now we are playing well as a team. Everyone is in it for each other. There are always odds to overcome, they say things can’t be done. Well, winning these three games in a row with now a chance to win the group outright, that’s something we should all be proud of.”

Dazza Dallas drunk from a diplomatic party and returned to the Jeruselem team hotel. Clutching a bottle of wine and some keys, she knocked on Flak Sho's hotel door.

Dazza: Yay, it's your local mother-in-law!
Flak: Oh, hello Dazza. You're drunk ..
Dazza: I'm drunk alright. Your mother-in-law wants a nice chat! Yay! You can call me Mum!
Flak: You'd better come before you fall over from being drunk.

Dazza: You're such a good boy, thinking of others!
Flak: You're come and sit down ...
Dazza: Yay!

<Dazza sits down>

Flak: So, what's so important?
Dazza: My Jacinta wants kids, it's your job to give her few bundles of joy. Dallas girls don't ask for much really, just kids ... you don't need to take care of them, we'll do that.
Flak: Don't worry, I'll be a good father too.
Dazza: I bet your mother wants a few grandkids too. Just like me!

Flak: Err, yes ... she's Jewish. Although she'd want the kids to be Jewish, not Catholic.
Dazza: You married a Princess, the Catholic Church won't let that happen but hey we can give the kids Hebrew lessons. A good leader in Jeruselem must know Hebrew.
Flak: I must say, she's a strange girl. She doesn't seem that Jewish.
Dazza: Actually, she's twice illegimate. Her grandmother was forced to adopt her son out and her illegimate son knocked me ... err she's actually only a quarter Jewbee.

Flak: Not much inbreeding in your family.
Dazza: Plenty of out-breeding going on. My poor husband has only one child of his, and that's Marie.
Flak: She's pretty good on the field too. You seem to have a lot of good atheletes in your gene pool.
Dazza: You're a fine strong man, I'm sure you'll make things better! Yay!

Flak: I think you'd better get some sleep. We have to train tomorrow. You'll have hangover.
Dazza: I'll just finish this wine and crash. Don't worry about me. I'm just a silly old grandmother!
Flak: You don't look like a grandmother, you look far too young.
Dazza: I leave the football to my kids and young folk like you now. My glory days are over.

Dazza: I want you to continue my Crusade to win the World Cup. I've failed, but you must continue.
Flak: I will.
Dazza: Good boy! Yay!
Flak: Normally one would fear a mother-in-law, but you're a strange exception.

Dazza: I trust you to take of my Jacinta and resist the temptations of those Sallad girls.
Flak: Yes, Jacinta Sallad is a bit too much like your Jacinta.
Dazza: They just copy my girls. They aren't the real thing, like me! YAY!
Flak: I don't think there will be another you around.

Dazza: I guess that's why they call me the Goddess.

((ooc- sorry about the delay in posting anything, things have been busier in RL than i thought))

Hippos on Verge of Advancing

Tynelia's round of 16 reaching World Cup squad is off to a good start in the Qazox Cup with a 2-1-0 undefeated record after three matches. After a tough 2-2 draw with off again on again rivals Jeruselem, the team rebounded with a pair of 2-0 wins to move to the top of the group. Now a win against former nemesis Starblaydia sees Tynelia advancing to the second round. A draw and a few other breaks their way also get the Hippos to move on.

A bye would be the best situation for the home team as the veteran squad has some older legs that could use some additional rest time. Possibly more so than for other teams in the hunt here. Ironiclly despite the team's new offensive mindset it has been a strong defense that has carried the team to this point, a move harkening back to the Hippos early days of international competition.

Coach Lee Andrews is confident that the team will do well in the upcoming match promsiing that his Lord of Scores will not desert the team at such an early point in the tournament. We shall see as Tynelia has yet to advance beyond the semifinals of any tournament the team has ever found itself in. And other than that one appearance even a quarterfinals result has eluded the team from the BoF to the Dragonni Inviatii to the CoH to the World Cup itself. Will this tournament be any different? We'll all find out together on the pitch.

KENNETH: Quick highlights now from the Oxen Cup... Dancougar, Blouman Empire. Or is it the Corrimal Rangers? They're cool with both, now, and the pros with the rediscovered pride of their nation come out firing on all cylinders! Alexander Rabor... strips Tuscany in his own half, three on two... Rabor, to Junkson, and the Rangers get everything but the finish. Weak effort, Grossman the stop. Now then, minute fifty seven, and the Wings, one of the few attacks they were able to put together in this one, Littlefield's shot is takes a deflection at the top of the box, Lyle Dylandy collects it and fires home... GOAL for the Wings, 1-0. Take another look as Dylandy finds the gap in the defense, Speck was screened, couldn't get to it. But the Wings don't get to celebrate for long, because five minutes later, a corner kick. Ahron Judge... beautiful outswinger... and Ed Kiefer the header! Kiefer gets the equilizer, and Grossman never moves as he outleaps Casey Berber. It ends 1-1, and afterwards, Charles DuPont somewhat irked by the performance.

CHARLES: We weren't generating offense... our movement was poor. Corrimal were very much the better team out there, they played some very inspired football, and we have to show that we want it just as badly.

MD 5 Scores (followed shortly thereafter by Knock-out round seedings and schedules)

TEAMS in BLUE have clinched 2nd round bye (The Top 2 in each group and 2 best 3rd places overall will have a bye into the 3rd round.)


GROUP A @ Dr. Tomato Stadium, Rockport.
Qazox 1-3 Ad'ihan
Kose and The Turkomans 0-0 Nethertopia
Lovisa 1-2 Milchama

Group A Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Ad'ihan 4-1-0 13 9 3 +6
Qazox 4-0-1 12 11 5 +6
Milchama 3-0-2 9 9 7 +2
K. & T. T. 1-2-2 5 6 9 -3
Nethertopia 1-1-3 4 4 7 -3
Lovisa 0-0-5 0 3 11 -8


GROUP B @ Tersa Gold Stadium, New Bruxen.
Jeruselem 2-0 Prux
Tynelia 0-0 Starblaydia
The Orion Star Empire- BYE

Group B Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Tynelia 2-2-0 8 6 2 +4
Jeruselem 2-1-1 7 8 5 +3
Starblaydia 2-1-1 7 7 5 +2
Prux 1-1-2 4 5 8 -3
T.O.S.E. 0-1-3 1 4 10 -6

GROUP C @ Estadio Azul Flores, Cuidad de Iguana.
Cafundeu 3-2 Nire and Nire
Wentland 4-1 Lurikistan
Green wombat 1-0 Prazkoy

Group C Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Wentland 3-2-0 11 10 4 +6
Cafundeu 3-1-1 10 14 7 +7
Green wombat 2-2-1 8 10 9 +1
Prazkoy 2-1-2 7 6 7 -1
Nire and Nire 1-2-2 5 7 6 +1
Lurikistan 0-0-5 0 4 18 -14

Group D @ Chè Den-Osó Stadium, San Guano.
Acapais 3-4 Dancougar
taeshan 3-2 Blouman Empire
Newmanistan- BYE

Group D Standings:
TEAM W-D-L Pts GF GA GD
Dancougar 3-1-0 10 12 7 +5
Newmanistan 3-0-1 9 9 6 +3
Acapais 2-0-2 6 8 9 -1
taeshan 1-0-3 3 5 9 -4
Blouman Empire 0-1-3 1 6 9 -3

KNOCKOUT ROUND SEEDINGS, PAIRINGS AND SCHEDULES
(ooc: As stated before, i tried to avoid group re-matches in the 2nd round, but nothing perfect. I apologize in advance for any complains you want to make.)

TOP TEN SEEDS Have 2nd round byes (Teams from the 6-team groups have had the result vs. the 6th place team in that group voided to ensure a equal seeding, but record will remain the same.)


Dancougar
Ad'ihan
Tynelia
Wentland
Newmanistan
Qazox
Cafundeu
Jeruselem
Starblaydia
Milchama


Remaining seeds:
11 Acapais
12 Green wombat
13 Prux
14 Prazkoy
15 taeshan
16 Kose and The Turkomans
17 Nire and Nire
18 Blouman Empire
19 Nethertopia
20 The Orion Star Empire
21 Lovisa
22 Lurikistan



WINNERS BRACKET
2nd round Pairings
WB1- #11 Acapais v. #22 Lurikistan @ Lorax Field, Lorax City. Built 1913, Capacity: 76,500.

WB2- #12 Green wombat v. #21 Lovisa @ Toro Rojo Stadium, Las Vitas. Built 1894, Capacity: 70,000.

WB3- #13 Prux v. #20 The Orion Star Empire @ Henrí Savagé Stadium, New Recife. Built 1909 Capacity: 73,000.

WB4- #14 Prazkoy v. #19 Nethertopia @ Henrí Savagé Stadium, New Recife. Built 1909 Capacity: 73,000.

WB5- #15 taeshan v. #18 Blouman Empire @ Lorax Field, Lorax City. Built 1913, Capacity: 76,500.

WB6- #16 Kose and The Turkomans v #17 Nire and Nire @ Toro Rojo Stadium, Las Vitas. Built 1894, Capacity: 70,000.

3rd Round pairings:
WB7- #1 Dancougar v. Winner WB6 @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420

WB8- #8 Jeruselem v. #9 Starblaydia @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.

WB9- #4 Wentland vs. Winner WB3 @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.

WB10- #5 Newmanistan vs. Winner WB2 @ Estadia Pika, Pika City. Built 1892, Capacity: 78,625.

WB11- #3 Tynelia vs. Winner WB4 @ Estadia Pika, Pika City. Built 1892, Capacity: 78,625.

WB12- #6 Qazox vs. Winner WB1 @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.

WB13- #7 Cafundeu vs. #10 Milchama @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420

WB14- #2 Ad'ihan vs. Winner WB5 @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.

QuarterFinals
WB15- WB7 Winner vs. WB8 Winner @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.
WB16- WB9 Winner vs. WB10 Winner @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.
WB17- WB11 Winner vs. WB12 Winner @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.
WB18- WB13 Winner vs. WB14 Winner @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.

SEMIFINALS
WB19- WB15 Winner vs. WB16 Winner @ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.
WB20- WB17 Winner vs. WB18 Winner @ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.

THIRD PLACE MATCH
WB22- WB19 Loser vs. WB20 Loser @ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.

CHAMPIONSHIP
WB21- WB19 Winner vs. WB20 Winner @ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.

The repecharge brackets will be posted after the 2nd round matches have taken place.

Referee Costs us
With Sinan Kose out with a training injury, details of which have not been released and Sabri with his newborn son Alhrem decided to experiment benching all international regulars for this match.

It was a gamble which looked to have paid off in the second minute when Nuri Turkoglu looked to have scored but was pulled back for offside, then Hasan Caffrecan looked to have scored with a delightful header, but was denied by the post. It was also Early heroics from Orhan Kose in the goal which also kept us in it saving a bullet from Soro and then the follow up header by Souleymane Diakité was saved by Orhan who clawed it over the bar to keep the scores level.

The midfield in the center was dominated by Iskender Buyuk who played the wingers in on nearly every occasion, but for all this it didn't even matter without a striker at the end of it. Then two heartbreaking moments for any Turk in the 62nd minute Turkoglu looked to have finished the game with a strike but was pulled back once again for offside and with the Turkic fans getting aggressive the stadium security moved over to their side and then an 89th minute penalty taken by Hasan Caffrecan was saved and held by Wouter van Dalen then the ref blew for full time. The stadium errupted as the Turkic fans clashed with police and almost beat them in a prolonged fight which left much of the stadium shattered as both teams ran for the tunnel.

However this means the Turks will play Nire and Nire in the second round and the winner will face first seed Dancougar.

(Rockets players gather for some head-chopping!)

Andrews: Alright everyone, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for.

Team (most players): Off with the head! Off with the head! Off with the head!

Andrews: But before we do our decapitation of Sidney, I hear Kevin Lewis wishes to make an announcement. Kevin, you may have the floor.

Lewis: Everyone I have good news. We have our live penguin on the way!

Team: Wooohooo!!!

Lewis: One of our friends at the Olympia Museum of Arctic Wildlife has agreed to ship us one of their more troublesome Penguins, he goes by the name of Evgeni. Evgeni has been problematic according to this person, in that he has always tried to leave his homeland, err, place in captivity, while he was still under contract . Well it’s a weird story that I really don’t understand, but anyway, there’s a penguin under the way named Evgeni which we will be able to sacrifice.

McElroy (whispering to Morton): Oh.... my... God..... this is really gonna happen.

Morton (whispering back): Unbelieveable.

Lewis: The penguin should be here in a day or two, so I reckon we’ll be able to do it during our second round bye time for good luck in the rest of the tournament.

Carrigan: Down with Evgeni!

Peterson: Ok, so what exactly is the purpose of the Penguin sacrifice though. It sounds cool, but what are we honestly hoping to accomplish?

Lewis: Because just our punishment of Sidney the Evil Penguin, is not enough, Chris. Sidney has evil cohorts. Evil followers that he takes under his wing, and while they are under his control, they become powerful too, and also deadly. By sacrificing Evgeni, and our soon to be decapitation of Sidney, we also defeat all of his followers.

Peterson: Hmmm, alright sounds good to me!

Andrews: Alright well, that gives us something to look forward to when the penguin arrives. But for now, we can axe off Sidney’s head and retrieve the prize in which the Empress has left for us. Julie, you’ve been quietly critical of the whole penguin thing. I’ve noticed. Now Julie, come show us you are part of this commitment, and have the honors of chopping off the head.

McElroy: Uhh, ok. Yeah sure why not. Down with the damn Penguin. Go to hell Sidney!

Lewis: Hold on one second, Julie.

McElroy: What?

Lewis: Wear these.

McElroy: Socks?

Lewis: Not just socks. These are Red Socks. A friend wrote me a story about a group of kids, four years ago, who were playing baseball. They were all but eliminated in their competition, but then on a superstition, they all wore red socks. They never lost again. It was the first championship won in their town in like 86 years or something. The socks, the red socks, were powerful. Wear them, just for good luck, when chopping off Sidney’s head.

McElroy: Alllllriiighty then. (Puts on socks, team cheers). Off with your head, Sidney! (Team chants, until the head falls to the floor, right in front of Julie’s red socks. She then kicks the head, with pinpoint accuracy, into the trash can).

Team: Wooohooo!!!

Andrews: Ok, let’s reach in there and pull out the prize!

McElroy: It’s a note. It says that by winning the three games, each one of us are going to have three tax-free months when we get back home, plus it wishes us good luck in the knockouts.

Team: Woohoo!!

KENNETH: The group round concluded for the Black Wings against Acapais. The reigning Cup of Harmony champs bring to Qazox most of the team that lifted the title, although the starting lineup does have a different complexion from the one that went all the way. The Wings are looking to rebound after a 1-1 draw with the Corrimal R... err, Blouman Emp.... err, Blouminal...

SCOTTY: They tied the professional team that's actually the national team.

KENNETH: Yes, that. The Wings are looking to rebound against Acapais, with the winner receiving a bye in the knockout round as the prize. Off we go to San Guano, and this game as wilder than expected. Wings strike first, minute ten, corner kick coming in from Lyle Dylandy. It misses Adelaide in the box but defender Sanjuro Hayami tracks it all the way and pounds it home! Superb volley from the defender, somehow threads it through the crowded Acapais box, and it's 1-0. Two minutes later, almost 2-0, as Lenny Manchester shakes the double team and fires a shot on goal, O'Hare dives a shade too late but it hits the post. A break for Acapais, time to get reordered at the back. But minute twenty three, Manchester gets through again, and flicks it to Greg Littlefield. Easy finish inside the six for Littlefield and it's 2-0, and Stephanie Horne... not liking it.

SCOTTY: And that's when captain Jose Castro takes over the game. Still 2-0 near the half hour mark, Castro gets the ball at midfield and looks for help. Has none. Castro, dribbles upfield, Berber comes up to get him. Castro holds him off and pushes the ball left... Hayami gets in there, Castro pulls it back... Jose Castro dribbles through the entire Black Wing half of the field and scores! Grossman dives and watches the ball fly past, low and into the far corner, 2-1 on the superb individual effort. Now it's DuPont's turn to get up on the sideline, he can't believe no got the ball. Just before halftime, Castro strikes again, this time with assistance. After a Black Wing attack breaks down, Agitril fires a long ball up to Al Vick Osman, and Osman challenges Berber... spin move! Pass to Castro in the box, redirect, goal! 2-2! And the Black Wing defense looks shell-shocked.

KENNETH: Second half, and the Wings try to start on the right foot, minute fifty one, Manchester dribbles into the box, tries to get off the shot, but he's brought down by Irving Gilman... and the ref says, 'Get up!' Manchester arguing for the penalty, not sure if he has a case... Manchester tackled right as he passes Franzman, looking for an opening, and Gilman certainly gets to the ball before he gets to the man. Minute fifty five, now, and Acapais run rampant through the defense once again. Castro, drawing the attention of three Black Wings... back heel! And McKellar is there, and he unleashes a bomb at Grossman. Twenty five yards, top shelf, go~la~zo! Acapais fight back to take the lead. DuPont's seen enough, on come the defensive subs. Mauldin and Yukikaze debut, and all of a sudden, boisterous fans from Mauldin's school, Carnegie Tech, take over the game...

FANS: Go, go, maim 'em, maim 'em, go go go, maim 'em maim 'em, rip off their legs! Rip off their legs! Go, go, maim 'em maim 'em, go go go maim 'em maim 'em, rip off their legs! Rip off their legs!

SCOTTY: And the Wings are spurred to action. Sixty ninth minute, Tuscany wins the ball in midfield and pushes it forward for Ryan Adelaide. Adelaide leaves it for Underwood... Underwood, working on Franzman, fires a cross for Manchester. Manchester heads it down away from the goal right to the waiting feet of Greg Littlefield, and Littlefield blasts it past O'Hare to tie the game at 3-3. Manchester shows great awareness in the box. Look at it again, he gets to the cross but recognizes he has a bad angle of attack, so he uses his head to pass it instead. O'Hare was coming over to defend the cross, so he gives Littlefield a lot of open space to shoot at once he has the ball.

FANS: Take their Heart, eat its young. Go, Black Wings, go!

KENNETH: The Wings bring on Dan Potts, fresh legs on offense to try and get the winner. But Acapais nearly snatch it, first, minute seventy four. Corner kick. It's up, and Castro... powerful header, but cleared off the line by Sho Yukikaze! Grossman was beaten, but heads-up play by the defender keeps the score deadlocked. Which paves the way for this, minute eighty one, Adelaide takes the pass from Tuscany. He has help. He has time. Cross to the top of the box. Manchester controls it, but it's poked away by Gilman. Wings regroup. Underwood tracks down the ball, looks for a pass. Dribbles into space, tees it up... and GOAL! Underwood blasts it in from the top of the box! Defenders were cutting out the passing lanes, but no one challenged the ball, so Kevin Underwood hits the game winning goal. Black Wings win it 4-3, they get top honors in Group D.

SCOTTY: Group play in Qazox is done, and we look at the standings. The Dancougar Black Wings will be marked men in the knockout stage, as they pick up the number one seed over Ad'ihan. With that comes a bye; they'll play the winners of Kose and the Turkomans versus Nire and Nire in Qazox City.

At the Olympia Museum of Arctic Wildlife...

"Whoa, whoa whoa... guys, problem. Evgeni is gone. Did he actually get out this time?"

The guy who shipped him sat in the break room nonchalantly sipping his coffee. "Huh... that's weird. I certainly have no idea where he went. Wink wink."

"How are we going to do the show?!"

"Relaaaaaaaax, boss. We still have Ty. And Brooks. And Sergei. And Gary. And Jordan. And Ryan. And Petr. And Marian. And Maxime. And Georges. And Jarkko. And..."

"The whistle goes...and it's celebration time for the Swifts, and for Andy Saint in particular...a fantastic hat-trick putting Lurkistan to the sword and sending Wentland past the first phase for the first time in three tournaments."

"And it has to be said that the more forward-thinking play of Herbert Atwell is paying dividends, Geoff."

"Indeed, Geoff. And Andy Saint, the kind of striker who needs four chances to get one goal, has been having chances galore."

"But he is beginning to finish much better, Geoff. He had six today and nailed half of them."

"Well, Geoff, if we face the Pruxicans he will be sorely tested. Playing against mathematical symbols and pastries would test anyone."

"Indeed, Geoff, if that's indeed the case."

"Well, Geoff, there's some time before the next match, so time for Herbert Atwell to scout the opposition..."

"Any idea of the winner, Geoff?"

"Well, the Pruxites are favourites to beat the Orionists, Geoff...although they only drew before..."

"You think they will play so badly again?"

"Maybe not, Geoff...I hope so, I think we would be better against the Orioners, Geoff..."

"Indeed, Geoff...but we cannot count our chickens before they cross the road..."

"Quite right, Geoff..."

<Park Barrington Hotel at 15:00 in Pruxton, Prux...>

Lawyer #1: So are you two in or out?

Peter: We're in. But we need to know one thing, Where is Professor Gearlosse staying at in Qazox?

Lawyer #2: Do you think we're that stupid? You'll find out where he is after you help us.

Russ: What kind of help?

Lawyer #1: I know you two are very intelligent gentlemen, correct <Russ and Peter nod>. Well our former assistant has not done his job as quickly as we have hoped. Granted he'll die anyway back home after this job, but we really need the source code for Gearlosse' robo-ducks. Help our hacker, well hack into the code, then we'll tell you where Gearlosse is at, so Von Steuben can finally talk with him, or whatever you two are going to do with him. Frankly, after we get the source code, I don't care what happens, but just don't kill Gearlosse. Our former associates where stupid enough to allow a provision, where if Gearloss dies by non-natural causes, the PFA will be blamed, and then we're out of a job.

Peter: Whew, so we get you the source code for the Robo-ducks, then we can do whatever we want with Gearlosse, provided he's not killed?

Lawyer #2: Yep.

Russ: Sounds too easy, what's the catch?

Lawyers #1 & 2: No catch.

<Russ and Peter leave to meet the #@[k3r>

Lawyer #1: No Catch..heh, what do they think we are, idiots?

Lawyer #2: I hope they decide to get over to Qazox by boat, or else, they'll be spending 10 years at PruxState, not the College. HA, ha, ha!

Lawyer #1: I know, and the papertrail leading back to Commisioner Grant, He'll be lucky if he doesn't spend sometime with them!

Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

We beat Prazkoy, but not by enough, as Wentland and Cafundeu earned the 2 byes from Group C.

and being the 12th seed overall, with the group we where in is great news, as we get to face one of the two 0-0-5 teams, albeit the tougher of the two in Lovisa. If we win that match, then the road gets a bit tougher as we'll have to face Newmanistan, a strong young team that has performed rather well this tourney. The other interesting second round match-up is #16 Kose and The Turkomans v #17 Nire and Nire, which is the early game at our site of Toro Rojo Stadium (Red Bull for those not fluent in espanol).

If this team does lose a match, then the get sent into the repecharge, which as far as i can determine, will determine all 24 teams in a pecking order.

We'll win vs. lovisa and may beat Newmanistan, but i don't see this team going past the Quarters. Overall they'll finish 7th.

Say 'Bye', Princesses
Starblaydia through despite two-game slip

Even though Starblaydia dropped like a stone from their opening two wins to record just a single point in their last two games, they still found themselves in a decent-enough Third Place to warrant a bye through to the Third Round, bypassing the initial knockout stage. A loss to Prux and a draw with Group winners Tynelia left Starblaydia right behind Jersuelem in the standings. Despite goals from Lubii and substitute Jaime Kuu against Prux, they couldn't find a way to defeat that nation. It was only an heroic effort from the entire team that staved off Tynelia's assault force to keep a nil-nil draw, but in the end it proved to be enough to give Starblaydia a boost right through to the Third Round.

There, funnily enough, the Starblaydi Ninth Seeds will play the Eighth Seeded team, which is their Group B rivals Jeruselem. The team that Starblaydia defeated 2-1 finished with an identical record in the Group, save one extra goal scored, placing them above Starblaydia on goal difference. Lex Panarii has given his team one mission, and one mission only: defeat Jeruselem again, and move to the Quarter-Finals.

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TEAM QUALIFIES, BUT PERFORMANCE IS FAR FROM THE DESIRED LEVEL


The first phase of the Oxen Cup has ended, and the B National Team of Cafundéu is qualified for the remaining of this competition. Now, many questions appear in our mind: is the team playing well? Who is the best player? Can we win the competition? We'll try to answer these after commenting about the last two games of the first phase. In the first, the Monopolists didn't play well and ended the game with an unwanted draw with Green Wombat. Good performance of Tobias, who made the assists for both goals, one of Fabrício and other of Zé Sho.

As it was said before, the team didn't have a good game in this one, scoring right in the first minutes, but failing to hold the advantage. They let Green Wombat score twice, and had to recover fast in order to avoid the loss. In the last game of this phase, another bad game. Worse than the one against Green Wombat. Although a win came in the game against Nire and Nire, the fact is that both teams played badly, and Cafundéu was lucky to get the three points. Silvinho scored twice, in a good performance, and Danilo Sampa scored the third goal, but the defence couldn't be happy with the game, as they played a very bad game. Now, the coach Caio Meback (substituted by Rivaldo Sodré in the main NT) must fix the team's mistakes.

All that matters now is the last stage of the Oxen Cup, the knockouts. Cafundéu will play against Milchama, a very difficult game. If the Monopolists win, they can dream with the title, really, as they would have showed the world that they are truly talented. One question answered, two remaining. Is the team playing well? As it was said, not in most of the games. In fact, I think that the team didn't have a really good performance in any game. They were able to win three games, but all of them were against weaker opponents. But there are some players that are doing a good job, especially Fabrício and Silvinho, who will probably be called by Rivaldo Sodré to play in the World Cup. Three questions, three answers!

A packed out press conference with Dazza Dallas and Scarlet Ferris

Random Reporter: Where's Jane Sanderson?
Dazza: She can't be here, it's flu season in Jeruselem right now.
Random Reporter: So you're kinda permanently in charge now?
Dazza: Yes, the Bike is in charge. Debatable whether it's a good or bad thing of course! (smiles)

Random Reporter: You got Starblaydia as your third round opponent. It seems Jeruselem and Starblaydia can't get away from each other anywhere.
Dazza: Well, our team strip is manufactured in West Starblaydia too so we just have to live that fact for quite a while. It's rivalry which seems a bit one sided but we're not giving up.
Random Reporter: Aren't you neglecting your duties as the official Ambassador to Qazox?
Dazza: No, I'm working hard. Being a football coach is being a sports ambassador for my country. You all know that.

Random Reporter: Why do you call Starblaydia the "Purple Menace".
Scarlet: Purple Menace, Purple Peril ... same difference for us.
Random Reporter: Dazza, you were seen drunk in Flak Sho's room. Anything happen?
Dazza: I just had a nice Mum-in-law to son chat. Yes I was drunk too but I could still walk. He kindly helped drunk Dazza back to her room so she didn't fall over along the way.

Random Reporter: Scarlet, are you retiring?
Scarlet: I haven't decided yet. Must talk to my hubby about that one. We don't have enough money to retire yet.
Random Reporter: You want to be a farmer?
Scarlet: Not a real farm, I'm no idiot ... you have to work to maintain a farm. I just want a hobby farm.

Random Reporter: But don't you live on one right now?
Scarlet: Yes, it's one of Dazza's little farms. She pays us as caretakers.
Random Reporter: Dazza, why don't you just retire like any grandmother would?
Dazza: Retire! Get bored and take care of grandkids. No way, I want live life until the bitter end. I'll retire when I'm dead.

Random Reporter: Dazza, when will Jeruselem become a normal football team with normal people?
Dazza: You name a team of normal people, and I'll point out the weird people. There's no such thing as a normal football team. All teams are different. Yes, there's a lot of attractive women in the team with loose morals but hey! We're not hiding that fact.
Random Reporter: You don't look your age Dazza, what's your secret. Are you really an elf?
Dazza: Ho ho, me an elf! Well, I'm not an elf. I'm just a freak.

Before the meeting at the hotel, Peter and Russ returned to Qazox to find Professor von Steuben. On the flyover, they saw him hiking up a mountainside. The chickens were bouncing up the side of the hill and generally looking not threatening. "Professor... what are you doing?"

"I em goink to ze toop!" he declared. "I bet zat Gearloose vould choose zis forebooding moontain es ze perfect bess!"

"We... just flew over it," Russ said. "There's nothing up there."

Professor von Steuben blinked and then sat down. The chickens milled about wondering why their master had stopped. "Anoother dett end!"

"But we came to talk to you about that," said Peter. "We found the guys who are after those ducks. Their names are apparently Lawyer 1 and Lawyer 2."

"Und vat ees ze reason?" asked von Steuben.

"They can't find a clean way out of their contract with Gearlosse to provide their team," said Russ. "So they're trying something a little sneakier."

"I zee... vell, I vill continue ze search here," said von Steuben. "You should help zem oot. Boot don't let zem geet rid oof ze dooks before my cheekins play zem een a fair gemm."

At the hotel...

Peter and Russ walked away from the meeting. "Source code..." muttered Peter. "What do they want with that? They can't do anything to the ducks with just the code."

"Let's see..." said Russ, thinking. "They may look through it for any patented algorithms, or they may look for anything with an open source license to force Gearlosse to make everything public. The first gets him nailed for infringement, the second makes it possible for anyone to use the same robots against him, nullifying his advantage and forcing the PFA to cut him early."

"Open source the code?! Those monsters!" cried Peter.

"These are trying times we live in, Pete," said Russ. "All that's left to do now is go to this shadowy undisclosed location of theirs and meet this hacker. And we'll do it... dramatically!" They let the suits power up and they rocketed into the sky, disappointed that they hadn't really gotten to do anything super cool yet.

Bellhop: Here you go sir. Man, what do you got in this thing, there’s like something in here. That’s like, alive. (A huge refrigerated crate is brought into the meeting room). And why do you all have the air conditioning on such maximum blast. It’s freezing in here!

Lewis: It’s a Newmanistan thing you wouldn’t understand! Thank you sir. Here you go (hands over a tip).

Andrews: Ok, so it looks like it is here.

Carrigan: Unleash the penguin!! And hide your beer.

Lewis: Kevin you sure you want to do the well, invocation of sorts.

Carrigan: It’s different, but yeah.

Lewis: Alright before we free the penguin, I want to be sure that everyone in here is committed to what we are about to do. If there is just one doubter in this room, the sacrifice will not work.

Chapman: Julie? Shawn? You two committed to this? We know how you two have been making little wisecracks during this whole deal.

McElroy: It’s for the team. I’m part of the team. And yeah, I guess it could be fun.

Morton: Yeah I am. I can’t deny that I haven’t been curious to see this actually go down.

Lewis: Ok, time to free Evgeni from the penalty box. (Opens and lets the penguin out).

McElroy: Awwww. Oops, sorry.

Prescott: Damn I don’t think I have ever been up close and personal with a live penguin before.

Chapman: Make room on the table. Light the candles.

Lewis: This sacrifice is for Lord Stanley. With this sacrifice, Lord Stanley will send Sidney the Evil Penguin home and defeat all of his evil cohorts. Just want to clarify that, this is not a sacrifice to Margaret, the goddess of scores.

McCafferty: Damn it, it just bit me!

Chapman: I told you not to try to pet it.

Prescott: Ok candles lit. Bring me the penguin.

(The Penguin does its best to escape the grasp of any of the players. Chapman finally gets it to the table, but the Penguin makes a final lunge, and oh no.... it knocked over the candles. It caught the curtain on fire. FIRE!! FIRE!!!)

Team: Fire!!!

Andrews: Oh shit! (Fire alarms blare at full blast across the hotel)

Chapman: Get the penguin.

McElroy: Forget the penguin, let’s get the hell out of here.

Lewis: Maybe we shoulda killed the penguin first.

Carrigan: The fire will kill the penguin, let’s just get out of here.

(Lewis tries to retrieve the penguin, but is bit twice and decides to ultimately leave the penguin in the burning meeting room. The Rockets players leave, the fire department comes and does there thing. The blaze is contained to the meeting room, so not too much damage occurs.)

Fireman: Well, that was one of the strangest fires we’ve ever seen, but it’s all safe now. Seems as though there was a penguin in the room.

Andrews: (playing dumb) A penguin? How? Why? Where?

Fireman: Don’t worry the penguin miraculously is still alive and we are going to see to it that it is put back into a friendly environment immediately.

(The firemen leave with the penguin)

Lewis: (sighs) Unreal. It won. The penguin won. Our dreams, up in flames.

McElroy: Isn’t that getting a little carried away, Kevin? We’re still alive.

Chapman: It’s alright. It was a silly idea anyway. Did you see its wings? They were all red. Maybe that will ultimately defeat the penguin. Maybe it will see stars on the way, but those red wings, those did not look good on the penguin.

Lewis: We could not make the sacrifice to Lord Stanley, and the evil cohorts of Sidney could not be sent home. But we’re still here. It’s fine.

Carrigan: Maybe it’s a good thing. We can forget about the stupid penguins now and focus on what really matters. Our next opponent.

2ND ROUND RP CUTOFF AND SCORES
(winners in BLUE)

WINNERS BRACKET
2nd round Pairings
WB1- #11 Acapais 4-1 #22 Lurikistan @ Lorax Field, Lorax City. Built 1913, Capacity: 76,500.

WB2- #12 Green wombat 3-0 #21 Lovisa @ Toro Rojo Stadium, Las Vitas. Built 1894, Capacity: 70,000.

WB3- #13 Prux 4-3 #20 The Orion Star Empire @ Henrí Savagé Stadium, New Recife. Built 1909 Capacity: 73,000. (A.E.T)

WB4- #14 Prazkoy 0-1 #19 Nethertopia @ Henrí Savagé Stadium, New Recife. Built 1909 Capacity: 73,000. (A.E.T)

WB5- #15 taeshan 1-2 #18 Blouman Empire @ Lorax Field, Lorax City. Built 1913, Capacity: 76,500.

WB6- #16 Kose and The Turkomans 1-1 #17 Nire and Nire @ Toro Rojo Stadium, Las Vitas. Built 1894, Capacity: 70,000. (A.E.T) PK 6-5

3rd Round pairings:
WB7- #1 Dancougar v. #16 Kose and The Turkomans @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420

WB8- #8 Jeruselem v. #9 Starblaydia @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.

WB9- #4 Wentland vs. #13 Prux @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.

WB10- #5 Newmanistan vs. #12 Green wombat @ Estadia Pika, Pika City. Built 1892, Capacity: 78,625.

WB11- #3 Tynelia vs. #19 Nethertopia @ Estadia Pika, Pika City. Built 1892, Capacity: 78,625.

WB12- #6 Qazox vs. #11 Acapais @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.

WB13- #7 Cafundeu vs. #10 Milchama @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420

WB14- #2 Ad'ihan vs. #18 Blouman Empire @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.

REPECHARGE ROUND 1 BRACKET
R1: #22 Lurikistan vs. #21 Lovisa (21st place match)
@ Ox-Cola Stadium, Bruxen Built 1890, Capacity: 66,152.

R2: #20 The Orion Star Empire vs. #17 Nire and Nire (19th place match)
@ Irene Jacobvitz Stadium, Kibbutz. Built 1896, Capacity: 66,000.

R3: #14 Prazkoy vs. #15 taeshan (17th place match)
@ Ganja Vodka Park, Lake Porter City. Built 1917, Capacity: 67,984.

Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

Lovisa looked like $#!t out there, and only by the grace of the soccer gods, we didn't win 50-0. 3-0 after 30 minutes? I'm glad that the coach decided to rest the starters in the second half, as we'll need them in the match vs. Newmanistan at Estadia Pika. I think we can pull off the upset of the tourney here, but Newmanistan has done well in their first trip to Qazox. It's going into extra time, and we pull off the shocking 2-1 win to advance to the quarters.

<Room 1309 at a 3-star Hotel in New Recife>

Unknown man: "Sir, The two agents, if they can be called that, from Dancougar have left the Park Barrington Hotel and are on the way back here to Qazox. Appearently, they brought along jet-packs or the like, to avoid the obvious traps set by the Lawyers."

Professor Gearlosse: "Let me zee, iffen ze two dancougar vent on ze plane, a bomb vould haff been discovery und zey vould be arrested for beink terroriztz, ja? Und iffen zey took zee boat, zomewho, zee boat vould either exploding or zink along zee vay, righten?"

Unknown man: "Gee, Professor, it's like you read the Lawyer's minds!"

Gearlosse: "Zarcasm is not your stronk zuit, Pietr. But zince zees two men are on zee vay, und I can be guessink vhy zay are here, let's not vaste anytime, ja? Find Von Stueben und bring him to zee lab ve haff in Frombork."

Pietr: "Alive?"

Gearlosse: "Ja, und try not to roff him oop to much."

Professor von Steuben was in his hotel room as the Pruxian agents came up the stairwell. "Room 822!" Von Steuben heard them when it was already too late - the door was kicked open and three men burst inside. "Kiss the floor, scumbag! Oh man, this is so cool, we're totally abducting this guy!"

"Cheekins!" cried von Steuben. The chickens slowly hobbled over to the three men and surrounded them and walked harmlessly into their legs.

The three men stood still and then laughed. One raised a crowbar. "This'll be fun!" he declared, hammering one chicken out of the way. Suddenly, the flock became enraged! Unpleasant things happened next, and before the assailant knew what had happened, this three hearts were gone and he collapsed in a lifeless heap.

"DAMN!" gasped one of the others. "Those chickens are dynomite!"

"Zat vould be a goot feature in zees situvation..." muttered von Steuben. The burly member of the party stepped gingerly around his friend's body and avoided attacking the chickens as to not provoke their wrath. Von Steuben held his head in his hands. "I knew ze programmink vas missing somesing..." One karate chop to the back of the head later, the two remaining agents were carrying out the professor's body. In a sack. It is, of course, the preferred method for transferring unconscious people from place to place. The attendant at the front desk just smiled nervously as they strode boldly past. It was another one of those days.

Later...

Peter and Russ landed at the professor's hotel. They figured they would check in before they went to see the hacker... but the room was empty. The door was broken, one chicken fizzled against the far wall, and the rest were pecking about for no good reason. "Son of a... who did this?" asked Peter.

Russ bent down and picked up one of the chickens. He scratched at its head unit. "Let's see.. you got something jammed in here real good... were you on a..."

The chicken squeaked and began to project an image of the professor. "Eef you are vatching zees, zen I heff been taken avay from my cheekins. Zees ees unfavorable situvation, yah? Eef you run ze von Schteuben tracker, ze cheekins can lead you to me."

"He tagged himself and built it into the chickens?" asked Peter. "That's really weird."

"I can only suspect that Gearlosse is behind this," said Russ at last. "He's aware that he's got two parties after him, although he may not know who wants what." His eyes narrowed. "We have no choice but to work for the lawyers on this one."

"You mean as opposed to using the tracking device to make a daring rescue, with, like, ninja fighting and stuff?" asked Peter.

"I *guess* we could do that..." Russ began, "but in this situation, it seems like we're the ones being used instead. So here's what we do. We get that source code, take out the hacker, and then go see Gearlosse."

"Whoa, whoa, dude, take him out? For serious?" asked Peter.

"Well, not literally," said Russ. "Like... give him some anime or challenge him to rewrite a kernel in twelve hours or less, except this time get threading right." He walked to the window and looked outside. Because that's what people do when they want to add weight to what they're saying. "We may be in over our heads, Pete, but we have to see this through to the end. It's the only way we'll all make it home."

"But we had that whole spy mission thing back home, and that was pretty hardcore," said Peter. "And this time we have the armor to..."

"The rules are different this time," said Russ. "It's like... on one hand, you have the adults who settle their differences with children's card games based on ancient Egyptian monster wars. And then you have that, except on motorcycles."

"Whoa. Which one are we?" asked Peter. "Hopefully the second one, because it sounds completely ridiculous but seriously badass at the same time."

"We're actually option number three... the academy run by adults who teach teenagers to play a children's card game based on ancient Egyptian monster wars, even though it's all dumb luck."

"Ahhh... not sure if I follow you, here."

Back at the lab...

Professor von Steuben woke up and looked around. He still couldn't quite make out the image of his captors, but he heard a voice... "So ve meet at last, professhor!"

Get in.
In an intense affair Sinan Kose grabbed a last gasp equalizer in the 85th minute to keep the Turks very much in the competition. Nire and Nire had an amazing shot in the first minute to leave the Turks trailing in this desperately even affair.

Serkan Turkmen came close in the 21st minute with a long range chance which had beaten everyone but the bar, then Uzulmez lined up the perfect header which was cleared off the line and then Nire hit on the counter attack with only a save by Kazim enough to keep us in it.

The second half was uneventful bar Sinan Kose's goal which was a Serkan Turkmen run then passing it back to Aydin who crossed first time for Sinan to volley it in.

Extra time was too long for Nire and Nire as the Turks were knocking at the door to no avail but a Sinan Kose shot came precariously close to finishing the match. Then the game went to the dreaded penalties.

Penalty Summary
Sabri Gunes Scored
Nire and Nire scored
Serkan Turkmen Scored
Nire and Nire scored
Firat Mertcan scored
Nire and Nire scored
Nuri Turan scored
Nire and Nire scored
Uzulmez Yilmaz scored
Nire and Nire scored
Yilmaz Aydin Scored
Nire and Nire Missed
Sinan Kose Scored
Kose and Turkomans won 6-5 on penalties 1-1 AET.

"The pressure was building"
We caught up with Sinan Kose to see what he thought of the penalty shootout win. "Well, it was too close for my liking when they missed I was cheering but I was so afraid that I'd miss." Then we asked about how he felt after the shot had gone in "There's not so much to tell I felt elated relieved and altogether good then everyone jumped me then I just felt Orhan's weight." He laughed at the joke he had made then he decided to leave he has a lot of preparation for our third round match against top seeds Dancougar.

Coach Dazza Dallas was handing out the snail mail ... a social event for the Jeruselem team. Naturally, some got more mail than others. Dazza Dallas naturally got the usual bag full of mail from fans. Kara Kool and the Sallad girls got their bag of fan mail and the others didn't get too much in comparison.

Flak Sho was with fellow Jewbees Coss Cohen and Kara Kool.

Kara: What's with those girly letters from someone?
Flak: Oh, Jacinta's standard stationery.
Coss: Look at that, Hello Kitty! on a bicycle. It's so cute.
Flak: You can't miss Jacinta's letters.

Coss: Kara, why are all girls wearing red flowers on the left side?
Kara: Where do you think Hello Kitty wears hers?
Coss: OK, is this some funny female trend? Or is it a mandate from Hello Kitty! herself.
Kara: Well, if Kitty is Dazza ... yes.

Flak: Why is that?
Kara: Oh, it's a promotional thing for Hello Kitty!. Dazza's company owns the franchise in Jeruselem.
Flak: I see, keeping our team sponsors happy.
Kara: It's not an problem. All us girls have to wear these red things and these funny shirts in public.

Coss: You get paid for that?
Kara: Yeah! Doesn't bother me, I need the money.
Coss: But you're a rich Jewish girl!
Flak: Yeah, you're not exactly poor.

Kara: Building a big house for a big family. Costs money, if I have to wear a silly pink shirt with a cute cat on a bicycle and a silly red thing ... no problems.
Flak: Well, you look cute ...
Coss: Yes, it's corny but you do look ... well cute.
Kara: The silly stuff or you're looking at more than that?

Flak: A bit of everything.
Coss: Too bad you're married.
Kara: Ho ho, I'm hot or what still. Apart from those two bikes and the coach, I'm hottie around here.
Flak: You mean the Sallad girls.

Kara: Actually, there's a female Jeruselem strip with a different look.
Coss: It's pink right?
Flak: We are called the Princesses. Pink is a Princessy colour.
Kara: I don't think you guys would like it.

Flak: I've seen it. Jacinta wears it once in a while. It's got that Hello Kitty! on it.
Coss: Eck, no way. I'm a man - not some cute cuddly cat.
Kara: How come you turn into one when Dazza talks to you.
Coss: OK, she's different.

Kara: Anyway, I get more fan mail than you Coss.
Coss: I know, I need to go marry a Princess to become popular like Flak here.
Flak: I don't need fan mail, I just get it. But I must keep my fans happy too.
Kara: Speaking of your fans, here's one of them.

Jacinta: Hi, this bag is heavy.
Flak: That's a lot of mail.
Jacinta: That's what happens if you look like a Princess.
Kara: Still, you're not Jewbee Dallas.

Jacinta: I'm not Jewish. Still, people think I am.
Coss: Say, I'm not that fussy if girls aren't Jewish.
Kara: Coss, why don't you ask her out. Jewbee and me are married, just date this bike.
Jacinta: Hehe, I like this.

Coss: I don't supposed you have anything to when we get to Jeruselem there, Jacinta.
Jacinta: I'll think about it!
Coss: You know my father owns a football club.
Jacinta: As long as you have a nice car.

Flak: He does, just pretend he's a Flak Sho Jacinta.
Coss: I'm not Flak but hey!
Jacinta: OK then.
Coss: Good on ya Jacinta:

Kara: Hey, what do I get then Coss. It was my idea.
Coss: Umm ...
Kara: Just give more ball during the game and don't be so selfish with it.
Coss: OK then

Tynelia Catches Break? World Ending?

In a shocking developement in the Oxen Cup, Tynelia actually seems on paper to have caught a break in the pairings for the round of 16 as they face the lowest seed remaining #19 Nethertopia. The team was reportedly shaken by the news as they must now attempt to figure out how to perform in a knockout match where they are actually the favorites. Something that until now had never occured in their history of knokout matches.

Now with a rested team ready to go and with a winnable match, long time fans may wonder if a once in a Blue Phoenix meeting with our original Baptism of Fire rivals and hosts Qazox could be in the wings as the winner of the Qazox-Acapais match will face the winner of our own. However the team should not be looking ahead unlike we here of the press who can get away with such things. Despite the difference in rank any team can win on any given day. And given Tynelia's poor showing in knockout matches one has to wonder if more of the same will be on tap here as well.

Unfortunately the Green Wombats find themselves in the opposite half of the draw so all all class of 27 bracket won;t be taking place here though it does raise the possibility of a class of 27 finals if two of the three remaining teams still active in international soccer can make it that far.

JAKE: Welcome back to College Gameday, nice to have you with us. So we reach the knockout stages of the Oxen Cup, now, and the Wings are sitting pretty on a number one seed. But as we've seen in our own annual college tournament, the number one seed is a perilous position, and we've seen some very good teams bounced early due to a bad run of form. Chastain College has been particularly notorious for this, but it's certainly not limited to them.

DEE: Absolutely, Jake, and let me point out that the Wings have played one fewer game than half of the field. And while this may mean they're more rested, you don't want TOO much rest, because it disrupts your rhythm. They played very lethargic defense against a defensive team, Acapais, and almost got beaten single-handedly by Jose Castro. And now that they're up against the Turks, and Sinan Kose, that has to be a cause for concern. Not to say the Turks aren't built upon the shoulders of capable players, but it's a different team when Kose isn't on the field. He's a natural leader, he's got incredible skill, and he's the person you want to have the ball when you need a goal. He will be trouble for the Wing back line if they are not prepared mentally to take him on. No game is a gimme at any point in the tournament. Just go out and play.

JAKE: The Turks bring to the table a lot of new faces from the team that began play a World Cup ago, although there's no mistaking the powerful figure of Sinan Kose at the striker's position. He's currently averaging a little over a goal per game in international play, which is tremendous.

DIRK: Although it's so hard for a player like that to be the guy who has to shoulder the burden and always set an example for the players. You saw him in overtime against Nire and Nire almost put the game away, the kind of singular effort he's known for, although he rushed the shot and put it over the bar. You could tell he was straining to be the hero, since that's what's expected. In the penalty shootout, though, he calmed down and gave the fans what they wanted - the game winner. Odd to see him not in the first five for the penalty kick, but once it went into sudden death, it worked out beautifully. So Kose is definitely the danger man for the Wings, they need to keep a man on his back and have someone hovering nearby to double him up if he gets the ball. He can rack up goals or assists, doesn't matter. He's the kind of player that makes everyone around him better.

DEE: That's why the defensive lapse against Acapais is worrying, but Brian Mauldin and Sho Yukikaze were excellent substitutes that swung momentum back the Wings' way. Fresh legs, new energy, and it really shored up that back line when it looked like Castro was going to put them to sleep. The question, though, is whether or not DuPont will stick with the regular lineup against the Turks. I don't see him making any changes, but if things look grim, he will pull the trigger again.

JAKE: Meanwhile, the leading scorer for the Black Wings, Greg Littlefield, getting some flak for not being a better distributor of the ball. His partners on the front line, Adelaide and Manchester, are not complaining about it, but is this going to be a problem?

DEE: You'd hope not. Littlefield's pretty much the center striker, it's almost his job to be greedy and take shots. Five goals in four games... not a shabby total for him, and the Black Wings as a team are averaging three. So there are chances to be had. The midfield has been playing well, although you'd like to see Tuscany drop back more in defense.

DIRK: Yeah, I agree with that, and as for getting chances, it's always going to be hard with a three-man front line. It's difficult to be able to share when you only get a handful of real chances in a ninety minute game, and if you put yourself in position, you take it without a second thought. Littlefield has been able to get into position to make plays, so if other guys want to get some of that glory, it's on them to step up and work for it. Improve your communication on the field; that, I think, goes a long way into spreading the ball around.

JAKE: And you'd prefer that, I think, so defenders can't really concentrate their efforts, but rather, they're spread out since everyone can be a threat. Okay, we'll take a short break, but when we return, more previews as we're down to sixteen. Bracketology, you know you love it!

Gunnar Milling, Controversial choice?
With nationalist sentiment within the country rising, the fact that a non ethnic Turk in the national team is starting to become an issue but when you see the talent that this boy possesses he is likely one of the main competitors for the place in the WC 41 squad and is well loved by the his club; Turgul Resat AS. His selection concerned people, as it seemed that Alhrem was desperate for a break and looked to the lower leagues and tried to pick out a talent while it may seem like he succeeded he has made himself somewhat disliked by a minority of fans as they feel that only Turks can represent the nation.

Sultan Flies Out
Sultan Ibrahim XIII has flown out to Qazox to wish his son's luck in the match tonight, he is also expected to meet the team in the changing rooms and to congratulate Sabri who is a close childhood friend of Sinan's on his newborn son, and is widely expected to reward all the players that have ever been involved with the team meaning that flying out with him is Ex-international and Ex-Temporary Coach Hakan Ismir who is said to be favorite to replace Alhrem if he resigns after WC 41 or is dismissed.

The alley was dark. No windows on the walls. A 7/11 just around the corner. A perfect location for a computer programmer, yes? Russ and Peter made their way to the location provided by the lawyers. "On your guard..." Russ whispered. His Ackbar sense was tingling.

He opened the door slowly. The room was mostly pitch black save for the light from an LCD monitor on the far end of the room. A big one, too. There was a hiss from that general area and Peter quickly closed the door. Some natural light had almost escaped into the room.

"So... you're the hacker that Prux hired to get the duck code?" asked Peter.

"Yes," said the hacker. "The lawyers gave me this duck robot to poke with, but it's harder than I thought to get the code..."

Russ walked over to the screen and looked at what the hacker was reading. "You're reassembling the bytecode?!"

"It's not like the source is on here," the hacker replied. "All we can do is rebuild it piece by piece."

"Son of a bitch, we'll be here forever!" moaned Russ. "Don't you have, like, a decompiler or something?"

"Duh, that's the first thing I tried," the hacker answered, "but it's apparently written in Brainf*ck."

"Oh, COME ON..."

3rd Round pairings: (winners in Blue)
WB7- #1 Dancougar 5-3 #16 Kose and The Turkomans @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420

WB8- #8 Jeruselem 2-1 #9 Starblaydia @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000. (A.E.T)

WB9- #4 Wentland 4-2 #13 Prux @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.

WB10- #5 Newmanistan 2-0 #12 Green wombat @ Estadia Pika, Pika City. Built 1892, Capacity: 78,625.

WB11- #3 Tynelia 5-4 #19 Nethertopia @ Estadia Pika, Pika City. Built 1892, Capacity: 78,625.

WB12- #6 Qazox 3-1 #11 Acapais @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.

WB13- #7 Cafundeu 3-4 #10 Milchama @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420 (A.E.T)

WB14- #2 Ad'ihan 1-2 #18 Blouman Empire @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.

REPECHARGE 1ST ROUND MATCHES
R1: #22 Lurikistan 2-4 #21 Lovisa (21st place match)
@ Ox-Cola Stadium, Bruxen Built 1890, Capacity: 66,152.

R2: #20 The Orion Star Empire 3-2 #17 Nire and Nire (19th place match)
@ Irene Jacobvitz Stadium, Kibbutz. Built 1896, Capacity: 66,000. (A.E.T)

R3: #14 Prazkoy 3-4 #15 taeshan (17th place match)
@ Ganja Vodka Park, Lake Porter City. Built 1917, Capacity: 67,984.

WINNER'S BRACKET
QUARTERFINALS
WB15- #1 Dancougar vs. #8 Jeruselem @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.
WB16- #4 Wentland vs. #5 Newmanistan @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000.
WB17- #3 Tynelia vs. #6 Qazox @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.
WB18- #10 Milchama vs. #18 Blouman Empire @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.



REPECHARGE ROUNDS 2 and 3 BRACKETS

R4: #19 Nethertopia v. #16 Kose and The Turkomans
@ Ox-Cola Field, Bruxen. Built 1900, Capacity: 66,152.
R5: #12 Green wombat v. #13 Prux
@ Ox-Cola Field, Bruxen. Built 1900, Capacity: 66,152.

R9: R4 loser vs. R5 loser (15th place) @ Ox-Cola Stadium, Bruxen Built 1890, Capacity: 66,152.
R10: R4 winner vs. R5 winner (13th place) @ Ox-Cola Stadium, Bruxen Built 1890, Capacity: 66,152.

R6: #11 Acapais v. #9 Starblaydia
@ Irene Jacobvitz Stadium, Kibbutz. Built 1896, Capacity: 66,000.
R7: #2 Ad'ihan v. #7 Cafundeu
@ Irene Jacobvitz Stadium, Kibbutz. Built 1896, Capacity: 66,000.

R11: R6 loser v. R7 loser (11th place) @ Ganja Vodka Park, Lake Porter City. Built 1917, Capacity: 67,984.
R12: R6 winner v. R7 winner (9th place) @ Ganja Vodka Park, Lake Porter City. Built 1917, Capacity: 67,984.

[OOC: Lol go figure. The ONE TIME I don’t RP…I win!]

OSN Nightly Report
By WILLIAM DRAKE
Sports - Page 18

The Orion Fenrirs closed out their first entry into international soccer competition with a glimmer of hope, but more importantly, a win. After a dismal 0-1-2 record in the group stage of the 6th Oxen Cup, the Fenrirs, as expected, lost their first playoff game by a score of 4-3. Rookie Brooks Hollister showed maturity beyond his years, leading the Fenrir charge with a goal and an assist, and Michal Zurawski and Ciprian Marica scored for Orion as well.

However, in their consolation game, 20th ranked Orion finally received their first international win, besting 17th ranked Nire and Nire for the right to 19th place in the tournament. While hardly a loft or admirable goal, what did stand out in the game was the unspoken passing of the guard from older players to new blood. Brooks Hollister scored twice, with another assist, and fellow rookie Ruslan Rotan scored again, leading the Fenrirs to a satisfying 3-2 lead.

After the game, Forward Ciprian Marica was named the captain of the team, leading into the 28th Baptism of Fire and the 41st World Cup. His two assistants followed, with Sweeper Cosmin Contra and rookie Forward Brooks Hollister both getting A’s on their sleeves. Even though he played in less than half of the games in the tournament, Brooks Hollister was given the team MVP award, besting new captain Marica for the title.

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Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

Newmanistan got lucky, that's all. 2 cheap goals and we're sent into the repecharge bracket against Prux, a team we've become all too familar with over the recent years. IF we win that match, then we'll face either Nethertopia or Kose and The Turkomans for 13th place. If we lose then it's for 15th place.

While this team could have done better, just advancing as far as they did against the competition they faced, give me hope that we can make the world cup again, hopefully without controversy this time.

(ooc to dancougar: 1- why'd you make Gearlosse sound like Goldmember? and 2: #@(k3r WOULD NOT sound like that...)

<Room 913 at a 2-star Hotel in Fromburg>

Gearlosse: "So ve meet at last, Von Stuebink! I haff vondered vhat you vere doink in Qasox und I can help you; und zat vill be all for now Pietr."
<Pietr leaves the room>.

Professor von Steuben: "Zo vhy do you zink I am here, Meester Gearlosse?"

Gearlosse: "Please, von Stubink, let's not zink too callink each ozher Mizter, ve are both ze men of science, und it's not becomink off you. I zink you are here to prove your zickens against my duckies, but unfortunately, zome who it von't happen. My duckies haff been hacked into, und i zink your students may haff played a role."

von Stuben: "Vhy vould you zink zat? I had zem comink to looken for you."

Gearlosse: "Pietr, vould you come in herr und explain ze zituation to my..associate herr? I need to finish zee vork un ze project.

<Pietr comes back and Gearloss leaves>

Pietr: Professor von Stuben, It is an honor to meet one of the best robotic fowl inventors in the world, but I digress. Your students, Peter and Russ have run afoul of the Corporate Lawyers of the PFA. The most dangerous are #1 and #2. Numbers 3 through 5 have mysteriously died under very dubious circumstances, but I dirgress again. These two lawyers duped your students into working with a well-known hacker, name Vasilly Kirenko, originally from Bostopia. They have found the source code, despite the professor's best efforts. They claimed to your students that they wanted the source code, as to distribute it freely amongst the world, but that is not true. They want the source code, to one, destroy the Robo-Ducks, and two, use the source code to create an army of robots to destroy the Q Continuum, espically Qazox. The professor and I would like your help for two reasons. One- the Professor is working on a secret project that will help other members of the continuum be able to stop the Lawyer's plans. and #2, we need your help in finding the lawyers themselves.

von Steuben: "so vhat you are askink me, is to help Gearlosse?"

Pietr: "Yes, and to have your students, Peter and Russ become triple agents, working for us, to spy on the Lawyers, who they are working for to spy in us, and who are working for you to spy on us as well. I'm going to return you to your hotel room now, and by the end of the week, I hope to have your answer."

THE ROCKET REPORT

PENGUINLESS ROCKETS EARN CLEAN SHEET

Pika City, Qazox- So the penguin sacrifice may not have gone according to plan, but that wasn’t about to stop the Rockets from taking care of business against Green Wombat in their third round matchup. Next on the docket is another team the Rockets have never met before as they will go toe to toe with Wentland in the quarterfinal.

At the start of the match, there was no denying that the Rockets were truly the fresher team. Having a “double bye” gave them plenty of time to rest up and prepare for this opponent, whether that had to do with burning down a hotel meeting room, or intensely studying game tape. The one thing that Green Wombat did have going for them was a bit of a home field advantage, given that they are also part of the Q Continuum region. Many of their supporters made the short trek, but there were some Newmanistan fans spotted and heard in the crowd as well. The crowd support energized Green Wombat somewhat, but the beginning moments were under strong control by the Rockets. If not for great defensive work, in particular from Kristin McCully and Roger Siler, it’s likely that the Rockets would have scored a couple goals in the opening minutes. Give some credit too, to Rodney Rosenfeld, for some good saves. In the 33rd minute, however, the Rockets broke through on a goal by John Murphy, powering a shot in the bottom left corner. Murphy may have been somewhat opportunistic to have gotten a timely deflection off of Johnny Guadalupe to put him in such a prime scoring position, but you have to make your own breaks, and that’s exactly what the Rockets did, for the one goal lead. The remaining first half time was controlled by Green Wombat, as they did everything they could to tie it up before intermission. In the 42nd minute, a shot Luisa Credle beat Kevin Dalton, but he got his fingers to it just enough, and Shawn Morton got to it and cleared it away just before it crossed the line. In the first stoppage time minute, Green Wombat got another scoring chance with a free kick about 5 yards out of the penalty area, but the Rockets defense held firm. They wanted more then the free kick there though, they wanted a yellow card on Brett Prescott for a rough tackle, but the referee viewed it as clean.

At the break, Eric Andrews was concerned about the momentum of the game being in Green Wombat’s favor, but was also pleased with the way the defense was holding strong. He asked for his midfielders to do a little better job controlling the play, and perhaps to try and slow the pace of the match down when the Rockets were able to have possession. Kevin Lewis also gave a passionate speech to the team.

Green Wombat pushed the offensive issue hard in the second half, and continued to control possession for a good 15 minutes. But again, the Rockets defense, when they needed to, came up with timely clears. When the ball got to Kevin Dalton, he was more then ready to make the save. Speaking of Dalton, we don’t think that any player on the team benefitted from the double bye (bye in last matchday of group play, then the second round bye) more then the 36 year old keeper. He was truly displaying incredible form when he needed too. In the 71st minute, a powerful goal kick by Dalton was reeled in perfectly by Brett Prescott, who caught a streaking Kevin Lewis in the center of the pitch. Lewis, with Julie McElroy beside him charged the net with only Kristin McCully in a position to stop the rush. Lewis faked a pass to McElroy with McCully totally bit on, so much so, that she tackled McElroy. One on one with the keeper, Lewis buried the shot home. Then in a strange event, when McElroy attempted to console McCully and help her back to her feet, the referee issued a yellow card to Julie for taunting. Julie was upset by this, obviously, but was contained by Kevin Lewis who basically told her that it wasn’t worth it since the Rockets were now up 2-nil. Newmanistan did an effective job thereafter of killing off the remaining time, and earning their clean sheet. Green Wombat tried to battle back, but they didn’t really have that opportunity that really stood out in the final minutes. With the win, the Rockets can now set their sights on Wentland. Here is some post game reaction.

Andrews: “The double bye was really an advantage to us. But both teams played well, Green Wombat was tough to beat. We didn’t take them lightly as we were well aware that they did participate in the World Cup last year.”

Dalton: “I felt great today, like I was young enough to be playing in the Di Bradini Cup (laughs). As a team, we did great in the back end. We got tested by these guys, but we came up big.”

McElroy: (on the yellow card): “I have never, ever, received a worse yellow card in my life. McCully played a great game so I went over to pat her on the back and help her up, and the referee said I was taunting. It’s unbelievable.”

Lewis: “We did a lot of things right today, and I think that right now all of us are on high and feeling pretty good about the way that we are playing. When you look at it, we are playing well in all aspects of the game. Wentland will be a formidable opponent, but right now, we are a confident group.”

Eight Goal Thriller Means Turks Out On a Bang
In a game which both teams were looking forward to, no one would have expected this kind of match with 8 goals. The first chance fell to Manchester who's shot on goal was well held by Kazim then on the counter attack Sinan Kose broke through the defense and dinked it through the goalies legs to make the score 1-0 to the Turks.

It got even better for the Turks as they seemed to have near perfect control of the ball and a well placed cross by Turkmen led to a Sinan Kose header that hit the underside of the post and went in. Then Dancougar began to step up the pace and then they got two in quick succession both from Manchester one was a long range effort while the other was similar to Sinan Kose's first goal.

Then the Turks made their final breakthrough though it would not be enough to win it will be remembered Sinan Kose took a shot from over 40 yards out and powered it out of reach into the bottom corner and tore the net, the only other Turkic player to do that is the legend Metin Oktay.

Then Dancougar were on the offensive for much of the game and scored an equalizer through Ryan Adelaide and gave Kazim no chance, then a blatant dive earned them a penalty which was slotted away coolly by Adelaide and then to round of the performance Mike Tuscany grabbed a goal in the 90th minute to complete this eight goal Saga with the score:
KTT 3-5 Dancougar

Turkmen returns to club
Serkan Turkmen has stunned the Turks by asking Alhrem if he can return to his club, the apparent reply was indeed yes and he will now return to help his club regain some lost form and add a little flair to the team.

The team has reacted well to this and said that they hope to see him in the next World Cup and have wished him all the best at club level.

The clock was ticking, 84 minutes and Jeruselem were locked with the Purple Menace at 1 ALL. Jeruselem knew if the game went into penalties or extra time, the Purple Menace would win. Jeruselem weren't the best extra-time or penalty team.

Defender Jacinta Sallad passed the ball to her sister Kate. As usual the Starblaydis had set the off-side trap which frustrated most of Jeruselem's speedsters. Figuring it's be totally pointless to try that again, Kate off-loaded to Captain Scarlet Ferris who pushed forward but ran into traffic and had to send the ball back to Flak Sho. Flak side-stepped a Starblaydi defender and make some ground attempting to get the ball to Kara Kool who was running about annoying the defense.

Kate Sallad ran forward to make the contest more even as players ran about attempting to second guess what each other. The ball was kicked into a crowded Starblaydi penalty area and cleared, but Jeruselem came back again and got the corner.

Ferris pumped the ball to Jenny Sloan who fired on goal but it was kicked off the line into the path off Coss Cohen who fired the ball in again but the keeper managed punch the ball away, only for Kara Kool to pounce and head the ball in. The mainly female Jeruselem fans in their distinctive Hello Kitty! attire screamed as the Starblaydis shook their heads. They had to score now!

They wasted no time in pouring forward but the Pink and Blue brigade stood firm with Jacinta Dallas clearing the ball to stop the Purple momentum. As the whistle the Jeruselem bench jumped for joy with a cheeky Jeruselem player pouring contents of esky on the coach who was wearing a transparent which became even more transparent.

Naturally, this attracted the cameras. The Jeruselem mascot (Hello Kitty! dressed as a Princess) ran around place waving a Jeruselem flag. Jeruselem had lost to the Purple Peril but today they won when it mattered. Jacinta Sallad's top disappeared into the crowd and locals cheered her on.

9th is best possible finish for Evans, Ad’ihan

Luke Evans' return to the top coaching job at the Ad’ihani Football Federation has ended with a disappointing 2-1 third round loss in the Oxen CUP to the Blouman Empire, despite a strong group stage which saw Ad’ihan go unbeaten and win Group A, ending with a 3-1 victory over hosts Qazox.

The result meant that Ad’ihan would have a bye through round two straight into round three, where they came up against the Blouman Empire, which beat Taeshan in the second round. Unfortunately, a late goal for the Blouman Empire meant that the dream — and the aim of reaching the semi-finals — was over.

Evans, who is only on a temporary contract as manager until the end of the Oxen CUP, is also the AFF's director of footballing excellence. While he is expected to remain in that position, his second chance at managing the national team might have come to a premature end with this poor showing.

The team now face Cafundéu in a semi-final playoff to decide the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th places, with the other semi-final between Acapais and Starblaydia.

Repechage Round for Defeated Lions
Starblaydia can't turn Jeruselem over twice

Kara Kool was the name, and the face, in a last-gasp goalmouth scramble that left Starblaydia staring down the wrong end of a 2-1 scoreline at the Chek-Via Stadium stadium, reversing the Group Stage result just a few matchdays earlier. Lex Panarii was left to rue the flapping of Sandra van Agmark in the penalty area - oh for a Kostas Nikolaidis without an injury, or a Caleb Westwood with more experience to go in goal. As it was, the defenders themselves performed well, holding off a Jeruselem attack and keeping their shape. Matranga hoofed a cross clear but van Agmark had to tip a follow-up shot around the post, and from the corner she was lost in no-man's land, coming to claim a corner kick that went to Sloan, outside the box. Chang-hwa volleyed acrobatically off the line but again the ball fell to a Jeruselem player, Coss Cohen, who's shot came in and van Agmark elected to punch, when she really should have caught it. Kara Kool reacted quickest and nodded the ball over the line, despite the attentions of Leandro Perheira.

Thankfully for Starbaydi fans, the fun and frolics in Qazox will continue as they have moved into a repechage round for finishing places nine to twelve - knowing you're the nth best team in one competition or another is no real achievement, as opposed to exiting in a particular round, but it gives Starblaydi fans two more matches in which to watch their heroes, and two matches in which Lex Panarii can either stick or twist. In a solid-looking back four there will surely be no changes, young Carlito Di Bradini having fitted in well at left-back, but perhaps it is behind them where van Agmark will lose out to young Caleb Westwood in goal. In the midfield, young Jaime Kuu - currently impressing at Raynor City Rockers in Elves Security Forces - can probably come into the side, with Nakamura shifting to the right-hand side and Gomes dropping to the bench. Up front the question remains 'Lubii plus who?'. Young Debrier, Quaresma and young striker at the Daii, Daymon Callind, are all in the frame to partner the other Iskara Daii starlet, with Fenny Bentley having had a good run-out this tournament.

One thing is for certain, though, whether it is Betanii Marrones or Lex Panarii in charge for the next World Cup, they'll have a lot of video footage to go through, and lots of playing time that has moulded their squad. All in all, thanks to the Oxen, Oriental and Di Bradini Cups, Starblaydia can look forward to World Cup 41's qualifiers and beyond with renewed hope.

THE EMPIRE TIMES

RANGERS WIN AGAIN

The Corrimal Rangers despite finishing on the bottom of the ladder in their group and only managing one draw has now won two games in a row when it has counted to propel them into the quarter finals after beating taeshan in a rematch of the final group stage game which saw the Rangers go down 3-2 they managed to beat them. And now they have come up against second seed Ad’ihan who didn't lose one game during the group stage and was able to beat them last night 2-1.

The game started poorly for the Rangers with Ad’ihan taking the lead early on as George Connor slipped one through Speck's hands in the 5th minute. The rest of the half saw the Rangers on the back foot as they struggled to keep the possession of the ball and holding off the Ad'ihan forward line however thanks to a combination of poor accuracy and excellent saves by Speck Ad'ihan failed to capitalise on their strong performance. The first half ended with Ad'ihan up one goal.

The second half saw a remarkable turn around by the Rangers who after an obvious lashing by Manager Mark Peterson started to play with more determination and a better game of football. This saw Ad'ihan now having to worry about protecting their lead as the Rangers rained shot after shot on the team. The attack worked paying off in the 67th minute as Kiefer got a goal from close range. The Rangers seemed to have let off the strong attack as the game became a battle in the midfield as both sides swapped possession and had a few shots at goal. The Rangers musted up a last bit of strength, something which has been missing from this team not only for this tournament but their season. Which saw five shots on goal in the last three minutes of the game. In the 90th minute a cross by Poorman into the 18 yard box saw Flinders not only header it over the players that were near him but also over the keeper who had come off his line, the ball landed just in front of Junkson who ran in a scored the winning goal for the Rangers. The match ended with the Corrimal Rangers 2 Ad'ihan 1.

Peterson is said to be enthusiastic of the game "Most critics had written us of for making the quarter finals but we have shown to everybody today that we have the determination, and the strength to be able to come out today and beat the second best team in the tournament". The team will now play 10th seed Milchama in the quarter final for a chance to make it to the semis. The team is said to be confident of performing well during the upcoming game after beating Ad'ihan, Captain Jack Junkson told reporters earlier "Well we I think we can continue this current good form and win this game, if we take our performance from the second half of last game into this game we will win confidently and I know the rest of the team are eagerly anticipating this game. We have all played in sudden death match games before and are aware of what we need to do and we have done it before winning the FFB cup is a testament to that". Peterson is also confident of his team "I know and they know what they are capable of and they can win this game. I think the win over such a world class opponent is a major confidence boost for them and they now know that anything is possible and will be doing their best to win". The team will be playing Milchama tonight at the Chek-Via Stadium wich is expected to draw a large crowd. Many Bloumans who have not supported this club side have now turned to cheering the Rangers and it is expected that many bars will be full as Bloumans hope that the Rangers will get a result against Milchama.

((ooc- ack wrong country- oh well))

Watching Over The Hippos?

In a match which must have horrified traditionalists and pleased those members of the New Othydoxic Christian Church of Reborn Othydoxy, their Lord of Scores had a field day as Tynelia hung on for a hard fought 5-4 win over Nethertopia to move on to the quarterfinals against our fellow class of 27 members, the hosts Qazox.

But to do so Tynelia had to survive a back and forth match up against a surprisingly tough Nethertopian squad. When Tynelia went up 2-0 twenty minutes in most fans thought the rout was on. However that wasn;t the case as Nethertopia came back for three goals before the half to stun Tynelia and take a 3-2 lead into the locker room. Some viewers claimed the Hippos seemed to let up a bit after their quick early lead and were made to pay because of it.

Things see-sawed in the second half as Tynelia first tied it up in minute 56 and regained the lead eight minutes later. However once again the lead was short lived as Nethertopia tied it back up in minute 71 on a nice header off a corner kick. Both sides tried to get the go ahead goal but suddenly both rteams apparently remembered how to play defense as the match was still even going into extra time. It was there off a steal by Sally MacDougal, who came off the bench only 15 minutes earlier.deep in the Nethertopian end that sent her in alone and onsides for the game winner that just snuck into the far corner out of reach of the keeper's desperate dive.

Now the team faces their old rivals even though they last met some four cups ago in the group stages where Qazox managed to keep Tynelia from advancing to the knockouts for the first time with a final day win. Ironically Qazox too failed to advance as Jeruselem snuck in and took the coveted spot. In fact that is the only time the two Baptism of Fire rivals met in any way during the World Cup in 14 Cups though the teams have met in other torunaments with the results evenly split. Now the rivalry can be renewed as the Pheonix meet the Hippos again for the first time with a semifinals berth at stake. Who will win? Tune in and find out.

(OOC: Prux: (1) I guess I failed to recreate my own accent? (2) Oops... maybe next time we should coordinate offboard instead of just reacting to each other? ^_^ I edited the old post to remove the accent.)

"Iffen zat vas all you vanted," asked von Steuben, "vy bosser vis ze keedneppink und ze hitting me een ze hed?"

"You must forgive the help," said Pietr, "perhaps they went a little overboard. Although, we had to make it a priority to get you here. We were afraid that you would not come freely."

"I vill be vine," said von Steuben, "Boot iffen zey heff been treeked by ze lawyers, zen zey are wiss ze hecker now!"

"In that case, Professor, do you have any way to contact them?"

Elsewhere in Qazox...

"Sorry about that misunderstanding earlier," said Russ. "As it turns out, all we needed was this LISP interpreter..." Before the fourth wall could be shattered by a rimshot, a cake pan fell on him from out of nowhere.

"In any case, I'm not sure what state the lawyers want this code in to be useful," replied Kirenko. "With your help, we can at least get it into something readable." And then the fires of doom will rain down upon this pathetic country!

"Definitely," said Peter. "That Gearlosse is crafty, but we're starting to see right through his code." And then we'll, like, totally karate chop you in the back of the head, and stuff, yeah, and have the code. And then totally hold it until we know which side to give it to! Yeah!

"Pay attention, Pete, we're almost there," said Russ. And once we are, and you cease your internal monologuing, we can move to the next phase of the plan... His cell phone was vibrating. When Kirenko and Peter were occupied, he snuck a look. From the professor. It's not time, yet, for anyone to really know what we're up to here... He turned his phone off and went back to work. "By the way, how are we getting this to the lawyers, anyway?"

"A drop someplace," replied Kirenko. "I think we need to let them know by code."

"In that case..." began Russ.

Back at the lab...

"No goot, zey von't answer." Von Steuben returned the phone to his pocket. "Ve may be ebble to..." At that moment, a chicken waddled into the room. Von Steuben stopped and went over to it. "Mine Gott!" cried von Steuben. "Zey say zey vill mekk ze code drop een Qazox Seety!"

And in Prux...

"Qazox City, eh?"

"The fools, do they really believe the crowds will be the right cover?"

"Ah, but is a public place the last place anyone would suspect for a drop of such magnitude?"

"The purloined crime?"

"Splendid."

"We should take precautions."

"Quite."

Ripped net sold to Turkic Fans
The net that was ripped by Sinan Kose's viscous shot was sold for 2.5 million KL, and was bought by the unofficial fan group the ultrAslan. Over 6 million Turkic fans donated for the net to be brought back to the Turkic Isle and will be placed in a collection of footballing memories for the Turks including the runner up medal Sinan Kose donated to the fans after the Baptism of Fire in which he led the team for the first time and succeeded beyond expectation.

Sinan Kose has become an iconic figure for many Turks and is approachable despite being a prince and has in effect become public property as he is adored and respected in equal measure, this will make a possible reign as Sultan very easy but he will face the transition from Sinan The Striker to Sinan The Ruler which will not be easy for him should his father fall into deaths icy grip.

"The last eight, Geoff! Near uncharted territory for Wentland...just one World Cup quarter-final to their names and now only Newmanistan stand in the way of Wentland and a semi-final."

"Indeed, Geoff. But it's a tricky tie..."

"For the moment, Geoff, we can just luxuriate in the foursome against Prux...and Andy Saint, from one hat-trick to another - indeed he went one better."

"That's right, Geoff...all four goals, and a perfect hat-trick to boot...left foot, right foot and header...before the penalty right at the death..."

"Indeed, Geoff, and it's funny how it panned out, yet again a two goal lead being nearly squandered but an attacking substitution leading to a jinking run by Worth and a penalty."

"You're right, Geoff, and Tony Conway has been linking well with Saint, he made two of the other goals as well."

"Obviously, Geoff, it's a great night for Wentland, and one or two players might be fancied in the transfer market?"

"There's certainly food for thought for one or two managers, Geoff. Herbert Atwell has them playing in new positions and combinations and so far it has been deadly."

"If there's one note of caution, Geoff, it's in the defence...not much in the way of clean sheeting."

"Indeed, Geoff, but the gamble is that the goals at the other end will compensate."

"Indeed, Geoff. Well, let's see what pans out against Newmanistan..."

(Rockets players gather for some pre-game discussion)

Andrews: Good morning team, it’s gameday. Eight teams left, let’s go take care of business against Wentland.

Chapman: What’s that in your hand, coach?

Andrews: Oh this? That’s just a bill from the hotel for the added damages to their meeting room.

Chapman: But it was the penguins fault!

Carrigan: How much?

Andrews: Converting it into gold coins, we’re looking at 250,000 of them!

Lewis: I’m sure one of our corporate sponsors can pick up the check.

Carrigan: Could be worse I guess.

McCafferty: Did you guys ever see the news report about it. “Firefighters save live penguin from burning meeting room in hotel where football players were staying.”

Prescott: Yeah, then they did this whole segment with they did with it. Treating the damn thing and now its in some safe captivity. How the heck did we let the damn thing get off.

Andrews: Well, it was fun. The hotel bill for burning up the meeting room isn’t that bad, and like Kevin said, we can probably get a corporate sponsor to pay it off. Now, as we all know we have this game coming up against Wentland. We haven’t really seen that much out of them except for the game tape you all watched.

Lewis: They look like an aggressive club. I’m sure we can keep up with their speed, and if we can catch them in mistakes, I think we can handle them.

Chapman: I agree, they’re solid but nothing really stood out. If we play our game I do believe we can advance to the semifinal. Kevin’s been terrific in goal, keep it up dude!

Dalton: I’ll do my best. I feel great and am ready to go.

Andrews: Remember guys and gal, we’re going with the black kits today. Black kits, due to somewhat of a color conflict with our main one.

Lewis: I know we would love both of our two options if we win. Either a second crack at Dancougar, or the hotties from Jeruselem.

Andrews: All about Wentland right now. Here’s the plan. (Coach goes into a long strategic lecture).

SCOTTY: Sportscenter coming at you, the game in Qazox is final. And what a wild one it was, let's go right to the highlights. Kose and the Turkomans, Dancougar, and once again it's Sinan Kose stealing the show. But first, a little magic from the Wings. Iskender Kazim saves the early effort from Lenny Manchester, and we go straight to the counterattack. Long punt downfield... corralled by Gunes and fed immediately through to Kose... Kose is onside! Kose is behind everyone, and he pokes it through Grossman's legs to get the 1-0 lead. Seamless transition from defense to attack; take another look. Gunes lets the punt bounce once and holds off Hayami to get it, and then hits Kose, who's coming right down the middle of the field. Oh, Ryu Saotome should know better than that, not paying attention to the play, and Kose makes them pay.

KENNETH: Goal by Kose in the ninth, Wings try to respond, minute sixteen, Underwood takes a crack from long range. But once again, Kazim rises up to the challenge and punches it clear. He made five saves in the first half hour. Grossman, in the same time, faced three shots. All by Kose. And two of them went in; here's the second. Minute twenty three. Serkan Turkmen fires a cross into the box, Kose meets it, header, crossbar... is it in?! Sideline official says yes, it crossed the line! Weatherford pleads his case, as does Grossman, but the replay shows it hits the crossbar, down and in. Shades of '66... whatever that means. This time, though, the Wings get it right. Thirty fourth minute, Tuscany wins the ball in midfield, has time, looks for a man. Finds Manchester down the touchline, and Manchester... dribbles around Aydin and takes a shot from twenty five... GOAL! And this time it's Kazim letting his guard down, as Manchester lofts this one over his head and in.

SCOTTY: Momentum starting to shift as Berber locks down Kose, he steals the pass. Long cross upfield to Ryan Adelaide, who goes to work Firat Can, the right back, and Adelaide... burst of speed, gets a cross in. Littlefield redirects, Kazim punches it high and away... but Manchester gets his head to it! And he heads it home - one, two, three forwards touch the ball on this goal, and it's all tied at two. Manchester scores twice in two minutes, and great concentration to react to the play. He almost gets a hat trick just before halftime. Corner kick, Manchester up with the header, but it goes just wide of the post. Second half, the defense tightened up a bit for the Wings. Sho Yukikaze came on for Berber at the start of the half, and he went to work on Kose. Kose getting no space at all. Passes getting cut out. A little bump here; Kose trying to get some love from the official, but nothing doing.

KENNETH: So Kose says, if I can't get past you, I'll shoot over you. This will almost certainly go down as the goal of the tournament, but here's Kose... he gets a square ball from Gunes, and he's probably forty, maybe forty five yards out. Grossman wandering a bit off the line, and Kose just blasts this thing... Grossman scrambles to get back, but it's over everyone and everything, except for the goal. Grossman gets a hand on it as he leaps back into the six, but the ball takes a nasty dive and rips through the side netting as it crosses the line. And Kose is mobbed by his teammates, it's a hat trick in spectacular fashion. Charles DuPont can only shake his head. It's 3-2 at the hour mark.

SCOTTY: But they're level within five minutes as Ryan Adelaide nets his first of the tournament. Tuscany leaves it for Lyle Dylandy, who was played a very quiet game except for this through ball... my goodness! Splits Saray and Aydin and catches Adelaide on the run, and Ryan with a powerful finish. Minute sixty eight, last real chance of the game for the Turks. Sinan Kose, again, working his magic in the midfield. This time... the distributor! Everyone was so worried about him, they give Serkan Turkmen a huge opening to receive the pass. Turkmen, top of the eighteen, keeper to beat... Evan Weatherford makes the long run and tackle to prevent the shot! Turkmen wants a foul, Kose wants a foul, but Weatherford gets to the ball first, so it's just a top play nominee.

KENNETH: Controversy, though, in minute seventy three. Adelaide makes a run into the box, tries to cut it back and maybe pass it out to Underwood, when he goes down apparently from behind. The ref calls Saray for the push - yellow card and a penalty! Instant replay shows that he had a hand on Adelaide's back as he cut back, but hard to see if there was a push. But Adelaide, lines up the penalty, and puts it top left to make it 4-3. Wings take the lead for the first time in the game, and they would add to it. The Turks morale deflates after the penalty, and in minute ninety, Tuscany finishes it off with a pretty effort. Runs past his defender and hits it low. Kazim screened, dives late, and it's 5-3. The Wings win another wild one and advance to the quarterfinals.

SCOTTY: For more on the game and the look ahead, we send it out to Qazox, where the College Gameday crew has more for us. Guys?

(Pre-recorded segment outside the stadium.)

JAKE: Normally, if your team gives up three goals in three of five matches, the coach's head is presented to the fans on a silver platter. But guys, the Black Wings have done just that in this Oxen Cup... and they've won all three, with last night's 5-3 goal festival the latest in that string. Questions constantly being asked of the defense, but no one's worried as long as the offense keeps clicking. But obviously, guys, this is troubling as the competition really heats up in the last eight. What do you do to shore up the back?

DEE: I'm not sure if any of these guys have shown me they're able to keep up with coach DuPont's high octane style of play, and it's really showing in the kind of holes those attacks are leaving at the back. Once again, a one man wrecking crew nearly beat the Wings, this time the magnificent prince, Kose. It took very tight man-to-man marking from Sho Yukikaze and Evan Weatherford to slow him down at the end of the game, and the Wings are lucky that none of the other guys on that Turkoman team were able to step up and make a play. Against Jerusalem, though, they're going to have to be more disciplined and more focused. There are a lot of threats on that team, and you can't just single out one person and shut them down and expect to win.

DIRK: Absolutely, Dee. No one needs to be reminded what a show the girls of St. Mary's Catholic School put on in the Turtle Cup four years ago. Some of those girls are on the senior side now, and they've only gotten better. They're technically sound, they've still got a lot of energy, and they always come hungry. In Jen Sloan and Kara Kool, you've got two forwards who play some very solid football. They can be pretty sneaky up front.

DEE: They're probably the only team where the phrase "a flash of brilliance" has multiple meanings.

JAKE: And let's not forget the Sallad sisters.

DIRK: Oh, well how can you? Kate's one of the workhorses of this team, and Jacinta is a solid defender.

DEE: And let's not forget that now that he's back from his broken leg, Flak Sho is looking to get back into match fitness and make some noise in a big way. I wouldn't be surprised to see him step up and make a big play against the Wings. I think, if that defense is going to hang, they need to switch it up. Get Yukikaze to start, maybe Mauldin. I don't doubt that Saotome is a decent defender with World Cup experience, but he just hasn't shown me that he's the guy.

JAKE: Lenny Manchester, at least, exploded for two goals last night, and Ryan Adelaide put in his first two of the tournament. The offense, for now, is the strength of this team, and they'll ride it as far as it'll take them. We'll have more from Qazox later, but for now, back to Scott and Ken in the studio.

(winners in BLUE)
WINNER'S BRACKET
QUARTERFINALS
WB15- #1 Dancougar 3-2 #8 Jeruselem @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000. (AET)
WB16- #4 Wentland 2-2 #5 Newmanistan @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000. (2-2 AET) (PK 3-2)
WB17- #3 Tynelia 0-2 #6 Qazox @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.
WB18- #10 Milchama 4-1 #18 Blouman Empire @ Chek-Via Stadium, Fromburg. Built 1914, Capacity: 90,000.

SEMIFINALS
@ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.
WB19- #1 Dancougar v. #5 Newmanistan
WB20- #6 Qazox v. #10 Milchama

REPECHARGE ROUNDS 2 BRACKETS

R4: #19 Nethertopia 0-3 #16 Kose and The Turkomans
@ Ox-Cola Field, Bruxen. Built 1900, Capacity: 66,152.
R5: #12 Green wombat 0-1 #13 Prux
@ Ox-Cola Field, Bruxen. Built 1900, Capacity: 66,152.
R6: #11 Acapais 1-3 #9 Starblaydia
@ Irene Jacobvitz Stadium, Kibbutz. Built 1896, Capacity: 66,000.
R7: #2 Ad'ihan 1-0 #7 Cafundeu
@ Irene Jacobvitz Stadium, Kibbutz. Built 1896, Capacity: 66,000.

REPECHARGE ROUND 3 MATCHES

R9: #19 Nethertopia vs. #12 Green wombat (15th place) @ Ox-Cola Stadium, Bruxen Built 1890, Capacity: 66,152.
R10: #16 Kose and The Turkomans vs. #13 Prux (13th place) @ Ox-Cola Stadium, Bruxen Built 1890, Capacity: 66,152.
R11: #11 Acapais v. #7 Cafundeu (11th place) @ Ganja Vodka Park, Lake Porter City. Built 1917, Capacity: 67,984.
R12: #9 Starblaydia v. #2 Ad'ihan (9th place) @ Ganja Vodka Park, Lake Porter City. Built 1917, Capacity: 67,984.

REPECHARGE ROUND 4 BRACKETS
R12: #8 Jeruselem v. #3 Tynelia
R13: #4 Wentland v. #18 Blouman Empire

REPECHARGE ROUND 5
R14: R13 Loser vs. R12 loser (7th place)
R15: R12 Winner vs. R13 Winner (5th place)

Lawyer #1: Sir, the hacker and the two stooges from Dancougar are going to Qazox City to make the drop.

Commissioner Grant: They are? That was a very quick hack.

Lawyer #2: But of course, there's no chance that any of the three will leave Qazox City alive.

Lawyer #1: And nither will you, sir.

Commissioner Grant: Huh? What do you mean?

Lawyer #2: We mean, your term as commissioner for the PFA is done, as of now. <Shoots Commissioner Grant, who collapses and dies, in a pool of blood.>

Lawyer #1: Well, only a couple more loose threads to take care of and the plan will be complete. Now to the press conference, with news of the shameful suicide for the Commissioner, after it was found, he was the source of the code leak, we detected.

Lawyer #2: I really love when a plan comes together.

<Elsewhere>
Pietr made sure that no one was following him and went into his hotel room.

Pietr: "Agent Pie to Agent Pi, Pi, come in."

Agent Pi: "Pie, what's the lastest on your assignment?"

Pietr: "Sir, Gearlosse is working on the project WE want him to, finally. Von Stueben are going to meet the "hacker" and the two guys from Dancougar in Qazox City, but you already know that, right 'Vasilly Kirenko'?"

Vasilly: "Pietr, OPSEC, please. There could be others listening."

Pietr: "Sorry sir. And as expected, the Lawyers have just held a press conference announcing Grant's 'suicide', and giving up evidence that Grant was working in concert with Von Stueben, Peter and Russ, to steal Gearlosse's 'source code' of his Robo-Ducks. Is everything set on your end, sir?"

Vasilly: "Yes, Pietr, you know, I really love when a plan comes together."

Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

I can't belive we lost to a bunch of fake ducks. 1-0 and we now have to play for 15th place vs. Nethertopia. Luckily for us Nethertopia hasn't played decently this cup, we may go out on a win.

As for the final four, I don't see how any of the other three can stop Dancougar, the cinderellas of the last World Cup, and now just are 180 minutes away from taking the OXEN Cup title in their first attempt. At this rate, in a couple of years, we'll be talking about the World Cup Champion and it will be Dancougar.

"Hey, Kirenko, is there any reason why we're riding in this bitchin' van?" asked Peter. They were driving towards the drop in a nondescript black van with a red stripe. "Man, this is more secret than our last secret mission! I love it when a plan com..."

"Stop or you'll jinx it!" yelled Russ, turning back to face the road. Kirenko had the disk with the code in his breast pocket. He had to find some way to get it off of him before the exchange.

"Hey, hacker dude, in case things get dicey, we have these power armors on our side," Peter reminded him for about the twentieth time, "so we can take care of the evil dudes, m'kay?"

"I'm... glad you're so prepared," Kirenko smiled. Idiots, if you really think your cosplay will help you, you're in some bizarre roleplay world...

They had tuned into the radio. They heard the Prux Football Association was in disarray with the apparent suicide of its commissioner and that the code for the ducks had been leaked. As a result, the association's lawyers were pushing for the immediate suspension of Gearlosse's robo-ducks in order for the team to save face. "Whoa, whoa, you hear this?" asked Peter. "They're setting us up! Kirenko!"

"Relax, it's all for show," Kirenko replied. I have to make sure these idiots get to the drop point... even if that means stringing them along like this.

"What do you think, Russ?"

"They wouldn't sell their own man," Russ replied. "Just sit tight." The lawyers can't declare victory until they actually have this code. Although Kirenko is too calm... is he hiding something else? Damn, I might have to attack before we get there...

Meanwhile, von Steuben and Pietr were on their way to the drop point, in theory to intercept it. Pietr, of course, had his own agenda, of which von Steuben was blissfully unaware. "Ve moost hurry, Pietr," von Steuben said, "ve cannot let zem do ze drop before ve get zere!"

"In good time, professor, in good time," Pietr replied. "We mustn't do anything that alerts them to our presence."

"Oof course," said von Steuben, smiling. "I liff eet een your keppeble henz." He pulled out his cell phone and started poking at the screen. It looked like he was just checking his messages, but what Pietr didn't realize was that the chickens were arranging themselves around the drop point...

Coss Cohen knocks on the Sallad sister's hotel room after the team's loss to Dancougar ...

Coss: Hello girls!
Kate: Hello Coss, here to cause trouble eh!
Jacinta: Hello!
Coss: No, I just want to talk to Jacinta.

Kate: I'll leave you two alone, I'll just slink out for some R&R.
Coss: How come Jeruselem girls always slink around?
Kate: Err, because the coach let's us. She slinks around too.
Coss: Jane was stricter but who's to complain.

Jacinta: Yeah, so ... what's up Coss?
Coss: I know you blame yourself for allowing Dancougar to score in extra time but it was an accident handball.
Jacinta: But you know one shouldn't even allow that to happen, I was just tired and well ... made a mistake.
coss: Don't worry, this isn't the World Cup. I got something for ya.

Jacinta: Yeah?
Coss: I don't like Hello Kitty! but I know you do. It's the Hello Kitty! Dancing game for the Wii.
Jacinta: UBER!
Coss: I know you like dancing, so ... yeah.

Jacinta: Oh thank you! This is so cool. How'd you get it?
Coss: Oh, contacts ... money speaks my friend.
Jacinta: You want to come in?
Coss: No no, I'm a busy man! When get home, we can do some stuff together.

Jacinta: For sure, I'll be doing some dancing today.
Coss: I have to go, I need to make money.
Jacinta: Hehe, Jews!
Coss: I know, money money money ...

<Later>

Coss: Thanks Dazza.
Dazza: You know not many people have that game yet.
Coss: I know, just want to put Jacinta into the mood.
Dazza: So, what does Dazza get out of this?

Coss: What you want?
Dazza: I need a few favours from your father.
Coss: Err, but don't have much influence over him really. I'm just his son. He does what he wants.
Dazza: Well, maybe you can soften him up a bit then.

Coss: Well ... I can't guarantee much.
Dazza: Business is business, you know that.
Coss: Well, OK
Dazza: Good boy

THE ROCKET REPORT

SHOOTOUT VICTORY SETS UP BLACK WING REMATCH

SaxerVilla, Qazox- Even though the Rockets have in a short time, experienced quite a bit of highs and lows in interregional football, there was one thing that the Empire had actually never been involved in, until now. It was the first time, at this level, that one of their games required a penalty kick shootout to determine the winner. It’s happened at the regional level, and certainly they’ve all been through it at the club level, but for the first time at this stage. It was successful, as it broke a 2-2 deadlock and sends the Rockets to a semifinal showdown with Dancougar. Revenge will be on the Rockets mind, as the Black Wings were the only team to defeat the Rockets in any game played in this Oxen Cup.

At the beautiful SaxerDome in SaxerVilla, the Rockets lined up with the national team of Wentland. Traditionally, we are told, Wentland has looked to be a more defensive team, though in the Oxen Cup they have looked to be more of an attacking team. Such an approach has worked well for them, up to this point. As the two teams were completely unfamiliar with one another, we saw a very passive opening to the match. Both clubs wanted to get a feel for the players of the other team, and their tendencies. Around the 10 minute mark, we began to see the teams try to take some chances, but both defenses were holding firm. The first real golden opportunity came in the 18th minute as Tony Conway sailed a shot just inches over the crossbar after getting a nice pass from Andy Saint. Dalton was beat, but the shot just missed. A bit later, Wentland would get on the board first, in the 25th minute as Robbie Schinn buried home a shot. Saint made the play happen, as he was obviously motivated to create a chance soon after the first one was missed. Momentum from the goal did not last long, as in the 28th minute the Rockets found a quick equalizer on a powerful 25-yard strike by Kevin Carrigan. The play seemed innocent enough, but a shot that looked as if was going to sail over the bar arced just in time to sneak an inch or two underneath it to tie up the game. Afterwards, the two sides played back and forth football for a while, each having some chances, but none finding the back of the net. At intermission, we were remained all square at one goal piece.

Eric Andrews and the team knew they had a battle on their hand. Both teams seemed very evenly matched, and it was going to come down to whoever got that clutch break. There was no need to change the system. They were creating chances, and doing a good job defending the opposition. This was going to be one of those games, Andrews knew, that would come down to will and desire.

The start of the second half saw each team trying to control possession, but neither team really managed to do so more then the other. There were a lot of midfield battles, and the game was starting to get quite physical. Both sides were ok with this, and the referee was content to play the advantage more often then not. The coaches appeared to be pleased with the manner of officiating, because it was consistent. The players were going to have to make it happen, and in the 75th minute, the tie was broken. After being stuffed repeatedly by the Rockets defense, Wentland was able to slide through as Andy Saint, who had an incredible game, again set up Robbie Schinn for a shot. Dalton made the save, but could not control the rebound, and no Rocket defender could beat Vernon Elliott to the ball. Elliott was in good position to haul in the rebound, and he made it count. Dalton nearly got himself back in position to make a stop on it, and likely would have if not for a perfectly placed strike by Elliott. 2-1 Wentland. After taking the lead, Wentland played very passively, trying to protect the lead, and play keep away from the Rockets. They did a fantastic job of this, until one bad pass ruined everything. Dexter’s pass to Tony Conway was a bit short, and Chris Peterson immediately noticed it. The speedy midfielder pounced on the ball, and charged to the net. Kevin Lewis, John Murphy, and Julie McElroy all were options. Wentland had guys back, but where was the ball going to go? Peterson delivered the cross, that was hauled in by Murphy. Murphy took the shot and there it was. GOAL! Back of the net, game tied once again, occurring in the game’s 87th minute. The Rockets fans were going nuts, and remained that way until referee signaled the end of full time.

Then, came extra time. And while there were no goals scored in ths time, there was no lack of excitement, both teams created chances, with Merv Gilbert making a big time save in the 100th minute off a Kevin Lewis shot. The best Wentland opportunity came in the 116th minute, when another great Andy Saint pass set up Robbie Schinn. But Kevin Dalton would have none of it, and stopped the shot. Extra time concluded, we were going to penalty kicks. First up: Robbie Schinn. Stopped by Dalton. John Murphy for Newmanistan. GOAL!! Andy Saint, GOAL!!
Julie McElroy, save! Tony Conway, shoots it wide the left! Brett Prescott, save! Vernon Elliott, GOAL! Kevin Lewis, GOAL! Charlie Ackroyd, save! Kevin Carrigan, for the win, GOOOOALLL!!! Rockets win the shootout 3-2 and the game 3-2. After the shootout victory, the Rockets were a little more excited then normal after a win. It was a big win and it allows them to move on, and get another crack at Dancougar. Here is some post game reaction:

Andrews: “We earned this win. You saw a ton of character out there from our team today. They were not about to lose. Wentland also displayed a lot of heart, this was a true test. To get this win is big, and to win in penalty kicks, is even bigger. I feel pretty good about our team in a penalty shootout, and they delivered today. Great win!”

Dalton: “I’ve been through a lot of things in my career, but never a penalty shootout with such high stakes on the line as there was here today. I felt real good though, read the ball pretty well and I’m very glad to have won this game. No keeper wants to be the one on the losing end of a shootout like this. I can feel a little bit for Merv Gilbert, but I am so thrilled with this result.”

Carrigan: “Having scored on Gilbert the way I did previously in the match, I thought that he would look for me to go high again. So my idea the whole time was to go low. He guessed the right way, but wasn’t really in a position to stop the low shot. We got a lot more to do here in Qazox, but winning a game in this fashion always seems greater then a traditional win.”

McElroy: “This was a real battle today, it took a lot out of us, but our conditioning is at a real high level and we prevailed in the end. It’s fun to win like this, and we want to get back at Dancougar, for sure.”

Lewis: “We were pretty evenly matched with their team, and what separated us in the end was that we simply wanted it more. We never backed down and never quit. Don’t lose sight of the great play that Chris Peterson made in the 87th minute or else we never have a penalty shootout. It was a simple thing like that, not forcing things, and then getting a great read like that that the pass was going to be short is the kind of thing that wins a game like this. It tied it up, and we won in penalties. I know we all want to beat Dancougar. We will have to be at a very high level again to do so.”

To Thirteenth place we go!
Our 3-0 win over old foes Nethertopia has earned us a place in the rather irrelevant 13th place match against Prux and the Robo Ducks. In the Nethertopia match Sinan Kose looked on to be on the top of his form showing a brutal edge when finishing in the 13th and 41st minutes both lobbing the keeper from some way out. Then it was their turn to attack but it was neutralized by Uzulmez who cleared well out of the Turkic half.

In the second half things still went pretty much all in the Turks favor with Nethertopia only getting one shot on target and it almost embarrassed Kazim, but then in the 71st minute Sabri Gunes scored a goal to remember from the wing he put outside curl on and it crashed into the bottom corner leaving members of both teams shell shocked.

While this may well be a win for the Turks in truth it is nothing more than a few more players gaining a few more caps as Alhrem is expected to stick with this team against Prux.

That's The Way To Do It!
Starblaydia eject Cup of Harmony Champs

With a revised game-plan, Starblaydia defeated Acapais by three goals to one and moved into a match against Ad'ihan to decide who can go on to the Fifth-Place Play-Off, and who will drop down a gear to the Seventh-Place match. For a game in which neither of Starblaydia's strikers - Iskara Daii partnership Lubii and Daymon Callind - scored a goal, the match was overall seen as a great success. Central to the operation was Batou Nakamura, who is fast becoming a world-beater, as his man-of-the-match performance saw him score two goals and also get himself an assist in the third, decisive, score.

Faced with two solid banks of four and a Half Back to work around, Nakamura came into his own in a crucial creative midfield partnership with Alfonso Di Angelo. This is a team where both of those players are vying for the same Attacking Midfielder position, but with Nakamura's skill across the entire width of the park, they appear to be gelling well enough to play together - quite whether they will both start in the line-up for the Forty-First World Cup is another matter, however. Either way, Nakamura is generally accepted to be the upcoming star of the Starblaydi line-up, and with performances like this against the Cup of Harmony winners, who can argue with that?

He scored the first goal after twenty minutes, smashing the ball in at the far post with Rex Agitril too slow to mark him and O'Hare desperately scrambling across to try and save it. The goal was created by Callind, who crossed hard and low across the face of goal after being set loose by Lubii. Goal number two came after some action in the box, with first Di Angelo and then Lubii denied by defender and goalkeeper, before Nakamura took his time and curled in an unreachable shot into the top right-hand corner for two-nil. Defender Leandro Perheira, a three-time Elves Security Forces Premiership All-Star XI selection, nodded in a Nakamura free-kick in the second half to make it three-nil and wrap up the result, though Acapais scored a coonsolation goal, past Caleb Westwood, via Castro late on in the match.

Panarii looks to have his best team decided on, and will move into the Ad'ihan match with renewed confidence and the aim of finishing fifth in this tournament, topping the Repechage rounds.

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS - BLACK WINGS: A RIVALRY MEANT TO BE?

Qazox City, Qazox- Later tonight, Newmanistan and Dancougar will go head to head in the semifinals of the Oxen Cup, and whichever teams comes out of it victorious will have, undoubtedly earned their finals appearance and should be the favorite in that game. The nations have battled it out once before, with Dancougar winning a great game in the first matchday of the Oxen Cup. They continued to play well, but for Newmanistan, they would not lose again. True rivalries can come and go, and at times we have seen a nation or two that looked as though they might be a true rival of the Empire. Sorthern Northland in the 4th Di Bradini Cup. Kose and The Turkomans in the Baptism of Fire, the Blouman Empire here and in the 5th Di Bradini Cup. But you just have that feeling about Newmanistan and Dancougar. Not a rivalry in the hatred, fighting sense of the word, but in terms of competitiveness.

For now, it may be more Newmanistan looking at Dancougar as such a team to emulate. First, there’s the obvious fact: the teams are the last two winners of the Baptism of Fire, and although the Black Wings had a great run to the quarterfinals in World Cup 40, these nations will be climbing the ladder together. Dancougar is higher up, but when they both get to the top, which many analysts feel will happen, they may be having some big games with each other in the future. How about a World Cup 50 Newmanistan vs Dancougar final? You never know. Then, there’s the World Bowl, which saw Dancougar go on a great run and ultimately win the championship, right here in Tundra Falls. We’ll spare you the whole legacy of Tundra Falls thing, but the superstitious Newmanistanian may find that fact a little interesting. In addition, the whole deal with the penguin originated after the match between the two clubs, making us wonder if there is some other connection out there between the nations that we just don’t fully understand.

Should Newmanistan win this semifinal match, it could begin to get things moving in what seems to be an inevitable direction, but if the Black Wings prevail again then it’s something that will probably take a little longer to develop. It’s just one of the many reasons why this matchup is must see TV. Our Jason Richards set down with Newmanistan coach Eric Andrews to talk about the match.

JR: Hey I’m here in Qazox City with Eric Andrews, the coach of Newmanistan’s Oxen Cup team, how are you, Eric?

EA: I’m doing fine, really looking forward to this match, Jason.

JR: How is the team looking in practice for the match?

EA: We’re looking pretty good right now. Morale is high, and we want to win this championship. We’re close enough to taste it, and we have the opportunity to avenge the only loss we have sustained should we do so.

JR: Do you think we’ll see the same kind of game? A wide open affair?

EA: Well if you look at the trends, you would probably think yes. But with both teams realizing they have to play better defensively then we each did when we met the first time, I wouldn’t be surprised if it ended 1-0.

JR: Since that game, Newmanistan has played much better defensively while Dancougar still seems to be getting involved in high scoring wins. Do you think that subtle change might make the difference in the Rockets prevailing this time?

EA: Ever since the second half of the Blouman Empire.....

JR: Corrimal Rangers, you mean.

EA: Uh yeah.

JR: After a note we got in the studio we’ve all been instructed that we must refer to them that way. Sorry for interrupting you.

EA: As I was saying, ever since the second half against the (pauses) Corrimal Rangers (rolls eyes) we have been shutting down our opponents, so we feel good, but you have to respect the offense of the Black Wings.

JR: Did you ever find out what happened with the penguin after the failed sacrifice?

EA: You all know about that now, don’t you?

JR: Of course, we never miss a story here at The Rocket Report!

EA: I don’t know what happened. They could toss it in a freezer with a dead octopus for all I care.

JR: Alright, we’ve had so much fun, we’ve gone over our time limit. Sorry advertisers. Thanks for your time, Eric.

EA: Ok, thanks Jason. Can’t wait for the game tonight!

KENNETH: Quarterfinal action in Qazox - Black Wings and Princesses, pretty in pink versus bad in black. The winner goes to SaxerVilla to do battle with the Newmanistan Rockets, and this one started off with a bang. With a woman like Dazza Dallas on the bench, you have to make sure that phrase means what you intend it to, and we intend it to mean Flak Sho taking a huge shot from twenty five yards, and Jason Grossman makes the big save! Punched wide of the net as the shot careens through the defense and curls late to the far post, but Grossman had it all the way. Wings respond with Lyle Dylandy... Dylandy gets the pass from Tuscany, finds a seam, and fires on goal... aaah, but not enough on it, and La Brai covers it up. A weak effort after he'd done everything right.

SCOTTY: Minute sixteen, another close shave for the Princess goal, as Lenny Manchester gets the pass from Tuscany, looks for help... leaves it for Adelaide. He fires, and it's deflected just wide, corner for the Wings. Underwood, curls it in, Manchester gets a head to it, but it's right at La Brai, so it's another save. Both teams getting their chances, but no one converts until minute twenty eight, Manchester... spies Littlefield making a run behind Fiskin Dallas, and Littlefield makes no mistake after Manchester plays it through. It's a goal to Littlefield, 1-0 Wings, take a look at the run. Manchester almost hits it too far, but Littlefield manages to control it and get the shot off. La Brai had no chance as Littlefield chips it up and over her for the goal.

KENNETH: Princesses respond, minute forty one, just before halftime. Kate Sallad, what a midfielder she's grown into, dribbling into space, challenging Berber. A burst of speed gives her room, but down she goes on a bump from Casey Berber, so that'll be a free kick just outside the box. Flak Sho will line it up. Outswinger. And it finds the foot of Jennifer Sloan, who fires it past Grossman, and we're all tied up. This is just poor defense, as guys just watch the ball. Spot shadow - four guys within eight yards just watching it! But Sloan volleys it, one time, and the black belt shows her magnificent control there. Two minutes later, another Princess counter, Sallad tees it up from long range, and Grossman bobbles the stop, Ferris hits the rebound... off the post! And how this isn't a goal I'm not sure, as Grossman was on the ground and out of the play. Hayami lunged for it and might've gotten Ferris off balance, but the Wings go into the locker room lucky to be tied.

SCOTTY: DuPont orders the men forward in the second half, and it almost pays off right away, minute forty nine, Adelaide sends in a low cross, which is met by Underwood... reaction save from La Brai, and what a stop this is! The ball skitters to the top of the box, the defenders lose track of it, but La Brai watches all the way as Underwood fires it low. Diving save! Minute fifty eight, another Black Wing attack comes up empty. Berber sends a long pass to Littlefield, who tries it himself from the corner. Bad angle, it goes begging. Dylandy takes a crack, but that takes a deflection wide, and the resulting corner... another save for La Brai! Jerusalem has not seen a siege this intense since Roman times. Littlefield again... La Brai playing like a woman scorned, rejecting all advances by the Black Wings!

KENNETH: And then, minute sixty six, Flak Sho leaves his mark on the game in a big way. Kate Sallad's initial effort is blocked by Berber at the top of the box, and Savage reels it in. Savage, slips the ball into the box through Saotome's legs, and Sho makes no mistake on his end. Top left corner, Grossman is beaten, and the Princesses take a 2-1 lead. But how long can it hold? Dylandy, to Tuscany, who looks for Adelaide in the box... header goes wide! Ten minutes to play, still 2-1, and Jerusalem come forward looking to put the game away. Sallad... dispossessed by Lyle Dylandy, and Dylandy fires a long pass for Littlefield, who's got a step on Joshua Frakes. Frakes gets back, and Littlefield holds his run, passes into the box, and Manchester pounds it home! No one picked up his run and that was a gimme. It's all tied at two, so we go into overtime!

SCOTTY: First extra frame, still tied up, Sho looking to be the hero. Gets to the other end of the Jen Sloan cross, but this time Grossman sees it all the way, and pushes it wide. And then... tragedy for Jerusalem.

RADIO CALL: Tuscany hits it down into the corner for Underwood, who brings it in, working on Sallad as he pushes into the box. No separation, looking to find room for a cross... deflected out by Sallad, so a corn... no, wait, the referee is pointing to the spot! It's hand ball! He's blown her up for hand ball, and the protests come flying in from the Jerusalem defense. It did look like the arm came up when Underwood crossed; she was jumping to prevent it from reaching Manchester at the back post. It must have caught her there, or at least the referee seems to think so.

SCOTTY: A hand ball in the box by Jacinta Sallad gives Ryan Adelaide a penalty kick, and for the second game in a row, Ryan is money. La Brai dives right, Adelaide goes left, and the Wings have the lead 3-2. One hundred and nine minutes needed to get a winner, but it's the Dancougar Black Wings. 3-2 is the final. After the game, the team talks about the fateful cross.

TUSCANY: I thought if I could get it on my left, you know, Len was coming to the post and I figured I could put it up for him. I wasn't worried so much about Jacinta beyond whether or not I could bend it around her. And she played the ball a bit too tight and it hit her hand when she went up.

MANCHESTER: It's a bad break. A bad break for a good team, but at the same time, it doesn't happen without us pushing forward and playing good, attacking football. As long as we do that, we always have a chance to score goals, however they come. And hey, a win is a win.

KENNETH: That sets up a semifinal match against Newmanistan, and it seems these two sides can't avoid each other. Newmanistan will look to avenge that 4-3 loss in the tournament's opening match, but both teams will come in tired - the Rockets and Wentland went all the way to penalties before they could decide a winner.

"It's Still worth it"
With the Oxen Cup being dismissed as pointless, Sinan Kose has hit back at fans saying that despite it really being a chance to experiment it was still worth playing in, in a statement he said "It is always an honor to represent your country weather it is the world cup or a friendly, you are always competing with the best."

While tonight is the largely ignored 13th place match between the Turks and Green Wombat Sinan Kose is said to have been rallying the troops and has even been seen as "The True manager" as Alhrem seems to rely on him to keep his team together but as a partnership they truly do work well together and feel more like friends than the Manager-Captain relationship established in other countries.

Make Shift Midfield to be played
With Serkan Turkmen being given a rest and Gunnar Milling forcing his way into the team, the Turks will be playing a very much new combination in midfield and it is seen as an attempt to bring players some experience at the high levels. The Midfield of (From Left to Right) Caffrecan, Turan, Milling and Gunes is seen as a risk of the highest level by Alhrem as Caffrecan is well known for being an individual with the ball and Gunes is seen as a defensive liability, which may have been the reason for Milling's place in the team as he has performed well on his defensive duties. This midfield has a total amount of caps at: 44 and 4 goals which shows that the focus is truly on the defensive domination of midfield, Using Milling perhaps as more of a defensive midfielder rather than a more central role could well be one of the tactics used by Alhrem who is well known for his expertise on the defensive side although when you look at 5 goals conceded in one match even the blindest of die hard fans must have certain doubts, but negativity aside we should be looking on form and dangerous in attack with Sinan Kose averaging; 1.29 goals a game at international level.

OOC: Hang on a sec...

(winners in BLUE)
WINNER'S BRACKET
WB16- #4 Wentland 2-2 #5 Newmanistan @ SaxerDome, SaxerVilla. Built 1890, Capacity: 85,000. (2-2 AET) (PK 3-2)

Doesn't that mean I win? 3-2 on pens?

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JAKE: I'm not sure if this one needs any introduction, guys, but let's do it anyway. The Baptism of Fire champs of two years ago and last year's winners. They've already played one seven-goal thriller in this tournament. Rivals on the gridiron. And, lastly, the unfortunate outcome of a World Bowl brawl - eighty Dancougar fans are still being detained in Newmanistan for their part in a Pocono City street fight. I don't know if the tension between the sides could be any thicker, but you can be sure that this was the match that they both wanted - players, coaches, fans alike. The Rockets, for sure, have had this game circled as soon as the brackets came out. They want revenge, no mistake.

DIRK: And they're in a pretty good position to get it, too. Dancougar has been living dangerously this entire tournament. The defense is giving up too many goals. The offense has been spectacular, but they have caught some very lucky breaks to get here. Two penalty kicks, one against Kose and another against Jerusalem, are basically the reason they're in this semifinal. You take those away, and this is just an average side that's getting lucky on shots. One bad game, which could very well come against a tight Newmanistan defense, could be the end of the tournament.

DEE: They're a team that doesn't mess around, sure, but we have been saying game after game, the defense this, the defense that. I don't think the goals are from luck - heck, I think if it weren't for luck they'd have MORE! DuPont has his forward line primed the entire cup. Twenty goals, Spiceroad, twenty goals in six matches. You're telling me that's all luck? Look, this team knows how to get it done up front. They're making the right passes, they're picking their runs, and they're finishing. We thought that sharing the ball would be an issue. Well, everyone's gotten their name on a scoreline a couple times. Guys, the best defense is a good offense. Challenge a team to outshoot you, and then all that does is open them up so you get more goals!

JAKE: Newmanistan, though, is not a team that's likely to get goaded into a big mistake. So we're at the point, guys, where it's really anybody's game. All four remaining teams are playing very well. Milchama are cruising after crushing Corrouman, and the home team upset Tynelia to advance to the semis. The lightning pace that the Wings have been keeping up is starting to show. They were worn down a bit near the tail end of the Jerusalem game, although they were still putting pressure on the net.

DEE: And that to me says a lot about the character of this side, when you have guys like Lyle Dylandy and Mike Tuscany who can scrap it out at the same level as World Cupper Underwood in the midfield, there, and they're contributing a lot to the attack. They have ridden a roller coaster ride throughout this tournament in every game they play. How many times so far have we seen teams get ahead, only to crumble late in the game to that relentless Black Wing assault? Adelaide is starting to find his rhythm. The overtime might hurt them, but Newmanistan are in the same boat. I think you'll see both teams come out charged, and it'll be business as usual from there.

DIRK: What impresses me, though, about this Rocket team is their incredible focus and drive. You pick up the newspaper, you flip to the sports section to read about them, and you don't know if you're reading a tabloid or not. I mean, look at what they've been through. Their hotel caught on fire, they've been fielding rumors of live penguin sacrifice, the team bus got vandalized... and yet, what do they do? They just about run the table! Media's breathing down their backs and yet they've rattled off five wins, now, since that opening loss to the Wings in group play. It takes superior concentration to pull that off, and it really shows the kind of leadership they have, too. Guys like Prescott and Kevin Lewis have really stepped up and shown me why this team is one to be feared in the future.

JAKE: But the question, really, is can they beat the Black Wings right now? And it's really a push at this point, either team can come away with this one.

DIRK: It'll come down to the Rocket defense. You look at the guys in that lineup, and the 'keeper Dalton, and I see four guys out of five who are pushing thirty or past it. They have the experience, no doubt, but the Wings will be flying in from all directions with reckless abandon. Do they hold? If they keep the Wings to two goals, they win this game, no question in my mind.

DEE: And Eric Andrews, the Newmanistan coach, says it could very well be 1-0... but banish the thought, my friends. Charles DuPont will probably not do anything more to the defense than maybe start Yukikaze over Saotome. He's got full confidence in his team despite the problems they've had, because he trust them to find a way through anything the other team whips up. He's got a game plan that's worked, and he's going to stick with it.

JAKE: One thing to bear in mind, though, the Corrimal Rangers of the Blouman Empire found the off switch to the Dancougar offensive machine - the only team to hold them under three goals so far. If the Rockets can emulate that success, there will be trouble for the Wings' championship dreams...

OOC: Hang on a sec...


Doesn't that mean I win? 3-2 on pens?

Sorry no, the team in BLUE won 3-2 on penalties. In fact it took 12 rounds of penalties to determine it.

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(winners in BLUE)
WINNER'S BRACKET

SEMIFINALS
@ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.
WB19- #1 Dancougar 1-2 #5 Newmanistan
WB20- #6 Qazox 0-2 #10 Milchama


REPECHARGE ROUND 3 MATCHES

R9: #19 Nethertopia 2-4 #12 Green wombat (15th place) @ Ox-Cola Stadium, Bruxen Built 1890, Capacity: 66,152.
R10: #16 Kose and The Turkomans 2-1 #13 Prux (13th place) @ Ox-Cola Stadium, Bruxen Built 1890, Capacity: 66,152.
R11: #11 Acapais 0-1 #7 Cafundeu (11th place) @ Ganja Vodka Park, Lake Porter City. Built 1917, Capacity: 67,984.
R12: #9 Starblaydia 4-2 #2 Ad'ihan (9th place) @ Ganja Vodka Park, Lake Porter City. Built 1917, Capacity: 67,984.

REPECHARGE ROUND 4 BRACKETS
(ooc: forgot to post WHERE last time around...sorry)

R12: #8 Jeruselem 3-1 #3 Tynelia @ Lorax Field, Lorax City. Built 1913, Capacity: 76,500.
R13: #4 Wentland 3-1 #18 Blouman Empire @ Lorax Field, Lorax City. Built 1913, Capacity: 76,500.

FINAL MATCHES:
REPECHARGE ROUND 5
R14: #18 Blouman Empire vs. #3 Tynelia (7th place) @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420.
R15: #8 Jeruselem vs. #4 Wentland (5th place) @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420.

3RD PLACE MATCH
@ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.
#1 Dancougar v. #6 Qazox

CHAMPIONSHIP
@ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.
#5 Newmanistan v. #10 Milchama

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9- Starblaydia
10- Ad'ihan
11- Cafundeu
12- Acapais
13- Kose and The Turkomans
14- Prux
15- Green wombat
16- Nethertopia
17- taeshan
18- Prazkoy
19- The Orion Star Empire
20- Nire and Nire
21- Lovisa
22- Lurikistan

Joe Baggs' Oxen Cup Blog

15th place, just means your the 14th loser.

Despite the 4-2 win, Green wombat did not look very good out there today, but a win is a win, i guess. 3 of the four goals came off of penalty shots, as did both of Nethertopia's goals, as each side seemingly decide to turn this into a rugby match and each side had 3 players sent off.

Now the OXEN Cup is near an end, and my guess for the Champion will be Newmanistan. Other than that 4-3 loss to Dancougar, who looked nigh unbeatable until last nights' game, Newmanistan has been the best team in this Cup. As for 3rd, Dancougar will lose to the hosts, as they will have spent their load in tough quarterfinal and semifinal matches.

(ooc to Dancougar.. you can finish it up if you want, from your "guys" perpective)

<QAZOX CITY...the drop point>

Lawyer #1: "So Vasilly, you have the code?"

Vasilly: "Of course, so when where you planning to kill us?"

Lawyer #2: "Whatever could you mean?"

Pietr: "Come on. This Charade has gone on long enough. You to are under arrest for the murder of Commissioner Grant, and the selling of state secrets to forgien powers. <Pietr and Vailly each show a Prux Bureau of Ivestigation badge>

Gearlosse: "Pietr, you vere a PBI agent all ze time? I cannat belive zat."

Peter and Russ: "So what now? Are we under arrest too?"

Vasilly: "No, you two aren't. Sorry to string you allong like that, but there never was a source code for Gearlosse's ducks. We just planted that idea as bait for the Lawyers here, or should I say your real names, Boris and Natasha Badenov?"

Peter and Russ: "The bad guys from 'Rocky and Bullwinkle'?"

Pietr: "The one and the same. You see here in Prux, cartoon characters somehow become real, and by the way, Vasilly and I aren't using our real names either, nor or real identities. <Vasilly and Pietr take off their costumes, reavealing..>

Boris and Natasha: MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!!

Piter/Rocky: "That's right. Now...bzzzzztt....bzzzzttttztztztzt....bzzzzttztzztt"

<In Gearlosse's lab>

Pietr (the 'real' one): Professor! I am glad I finally got you out of there.

Gearlosse: Vhat? Vhat happink? Vere am I?

Pietr: A malfunction, Professor. Appearently the Altered Realty System somehow was infected by a virus, which also attacked you personal computer, and when the lightning struck, it sorta combined them.

Gearlosse: My compter? Did mines downloadinks of 'Rocky und Bullvinkle' escape damages?

Pietr: Sorry, Professor. To get you out of the Altered Reality System I had to wipe your computers hard drive, and had to reset the system, manually.

Gearlosse: My Gott! How lonk vas I in zere?

Pietr: About 2 weeks. Sorry, but you missed the entire OXEN Cup. I sent Vasilly there to take your place. And we finished in 16th place overall.

Gearlosse: I haff un quvestion, vhy did I meet von Stuben und his two idiotic students in zere?

Pietr: My best guess is, the computer was still recieving match updates from the OXEN Cup, and somehow got linked to a Dancougar University website.

Gearlosse: Vell, at least i know it vorks, now just to getten ze bugginks oot of it und zen we can contact ze Dreamed Realms.

Pietr: Sir, the day after you got stuck, they fixed the problem on their end. They've sent a cease and desist order.

Gearlosse: So? Zat didn't stoop me from getting my Robo-Duckies, vhy zould I stop zis project eizer?

Flak Sho and Coss Cohen looking on the Internet on a video site ...

Flak: Coss, what you looking for?
Coss: Just looking for videos.
Flak: Of what?
Coss: My new girlfriend, of course. Let's see "Jacinta Dallas"

Flak: Coss, that's my wife ... wrong girl.
Coss: Sorry, I'll change it again ... "Jacinta Sallad". Those two girls look same anyway.
Flak: A lot of it is rated 18+. Not that I'm surprised.
Coss: You have account on this web site?

Flak: Yes, I do ... no you can't use it. Create your own account.
Coss: OK, OK. I'll do that.

<Coss registers an account on the web site>

Flak: Well, turn off that parental control first.
Coss: Of course I will, I'm an adult.
Flak: Be careful what you click on this laptop. It's not mine, it's Dazzas.
Coss: Well, that explains the Hello Kitty theme!

Flak: That's a lot of videos with Jacinta in it.
Coss: I'll have to exclude the Dallas ones, hang on.
Flak: That's still a lot of videos.
Coss: Don't want me looking at your wife there?

Flak: That's not it, Coss. Just look at your videos.
Coss: Ill look at this one ...
Flak: Topless cheerleader ... you sure cut to the chase.
Coss: That's hot, to think that's going to be my girlfriend.

Flak: Yes, you should be happy. Breast are smaller than my wife's though.
Coss: That was good, let's find a Topless Wii ad.
Flak: There's a few of those!
Coss: This one looks good ...

Flak: No wonder the Wii is outselling the Playstation, look at those girls.
Coss: I've got a Playstation, but I think I'll get a Wii too.
Flak: With sisters like that selling consoles. It's like Kate and Jacinta Dallas selling stuff.
Coss: I'll try this search now ...

Flak: Nude Wii? Coss!
Coss: I need to see what my girlfriend is all about first. This looks good ...
Flak: I don't that ad existed ...
Coss: Check it out, that's so cool! Two naked girls playing on Wii.

Dazza: Yo, you guys looking at porn again! That must the Sallad girls.
Flak: Coss, is doing all the driving here.
Coss: I'm impressed with my new girlfriend.
Dazza: Well, Coss open that over there.

Coss: OK ... wow, a lot of videos.
Dazza: Click on Snake Girl.MPG!
Flak: I know what this is.
Coss: Oh my God, who's that. She's ... woah! I'd like to meet her! Who is it? Man, that girl is just crazy.

Flak: Guess, Coss.
Coss: Err, Kate Dallas?
Dazza: Nah, it looks like Kate but that's me when I was younger person.
Coss: That's you?

Dazza: Yeah, so what you think.
Coss: I thought Jacinta Sallad was a pervert.
Dazza: I'd love to tell you stories when I was a young person.
Flak: You're lucky, she's my mother-in-law.

Dazza: Well, you can look at the other videos too. I'd think you'd like them too.
Flak: Warning Coss, most are pretty graphic. Most involve some sort of nudity.
Coss: No problems, so what's this SCOUT does Dazza.MPG?

The Midfield Holds out
In a game which was decided by the midfield's ability to gel, the Turks left the Oxen Cup on a high with a 2-1 win over Prux. The two goals both came in the 10th and 14th minute one from Kose on the half volley and the other came from Sabri from a long range free kick. All fans will be hoping that this form continues into the next World Cup campaign.

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS CLIP BLACK WINGS, ADVANCE TO FINAL

Qazox City, Qazox- It wasn’t that long ago that the Rockets and Black Wings last met here in Qazox. It was Matchday one, and the two sides played a classic game, with Dancougar ultimately prevailing 4-3. A lot has happened since then involving both teams, much of it involving football, and some of it involving other stuff. But there they were again, set to battle it out in the semifinal for the right to play for the Oxen Cup right here in Qazox City.

Since losing that day to Dancougar, the Rockets have won every game they have played. Some close, some not close, and one dramatic one needing penalty kicks. Here they were, with a defense in much better form then it was when they first met. Perhaps, that could make all the difference in this match. Even though both Charles DuPont and Eric Andrews surely preached the importance of defense, both teams came out very aggressively, wanting to score that first goal. Back and forth exciting action, but ultimately in the back end, each team’s extra defensive training was showing. The opportunities were coming, but the defenders were up to the task. When the teams did get shots on goal, both Kevin Dalton and Jason Grossman were more then ready, making big saves. The keepers seemed to be able to track the ball pretty well, and each were very sound positionally, allowing them to make stops, and on most occasions, catch the ball, or effectively knock it out of harms way for a clearance by a defender. Despite all the offense and the chances, the game would remain scoreless until the 34th minute. At that point, the Rockets would get on the board. After stopping a rush by Kevin Lewis, Sanjuro Hayami tried to clear his lines, but he did not strike the ball well, coming well short of his intended target, which was probably Mike Tuscany, but only Sanjuro would know for sure. At any rate the short pass was picked off by Brett Prescott who immediately sent the ball back into play, finding Kevin Lewis, who was still covered well by Hayami. But Lewis spotted Julie McElroy to his left, and gave her a beautiful pass, and Julie took the shot which Grossman would stop but wait! Oh no! The ball deflects off the back of the leg of Ryu Saotome, and rolls into the net! An own goal! The Rockets couldn’t care how they scored it, the end result was what they wanted. The first goal of the game. In a game that was looking to be close, creating your breaks and getting a fortuitous bounce is always important. Here, the Rockets got it for the one goal lead. Newmanistan tried to strike quickly, knowing Saotome was still dejected and Grossman, while he tried to console his defender, still had to be a bit annoyed inside. However, the Black Wings did not really allow for that to happen, and we went to intermission with the score 1-nil.

At the break, Eric Andrews had to be pleased to see his team with a one goal advantage, and he commended his defenders for their terrific play in the back end. Dancougar had several opportunities, but each time either one of the defenders made the play, or the hungry for success Kevin Dalton was there for the save. There was going to be no let up though, and the second half was going to be more offense and quick tempo football. Fortunately for Newmanistan, they could play this style that Dancougar was sure to bring.

As expected, at the start of the second half, Dancougar pushed for the equalizer. They dominated the early minutes, but still once they got the ball in the attacking zone, they had a hard time figuring out the Rockets defense. In particular, Eddie Chapman and Mark McCafferty had outstanding games. More minutes ticked away with only an own goal up on the scoreboard. But then, right at the hour mark, the Black Wings finally penetrated the defense and scored. Newmanistan covered the play well, this goal was simply a result of the hard work by Dancougar finally paying off. Lenny Manchester was the goal scorer, heading in a perfectly placed cross rom Ryan Adelaide. Kevin Dalton seemed to read the play well, but this time, the Black Wings just would not be denied. Game tied with 30 minutes to go. After finally getting the goal they had worked so hard and for so long to get, they got a little sloppy with their passing. This allowed Newmanistan to gradually reassert themselves and take control of possession, and soon enough the chances were being created by the Rockets, and not the Black Wings. Jason Grossman was in great form though, doing whatever he could to take this team and carry it on his back to the final. Kevin Lewis had the same idea. With a brilliant display of dribbling and ball control, he smoothly carried it past Hayami, then looked into the eyes of Ryu Saotome, perhaps trying to psych him out as he approached. Saotome froze, and Lewis got by him, then was one-on-one with Grossman. With the keeper at his mercy, Lewis blasted a mid-level shot to Grossman’s right. Jason was hopeless, and the Rockets took a 2-1 lead with this 76th minute goal. But the game was not over. The heart and character of the Black Wings would not be denied. In the final minutes, they took their chances, getting six shots on target in the final 12 minutes. But Kevin Dalton was there. Each time. And then in stoppage time. The referee blew the final whistle and it was over, Rockets 2, Black Wings 1. Another exciting game that came down to the very end, but the Rockets will be heading to the final, and a showdown with Milchama. “13-4" will surely be posted on the locker room billboard for that one. That was the combined score of the Rockets two losses to Milchama in World Cup 40 qualifying. But, things are different now. Aren’t they?

Here is some post game reaction:

Andrews: “Everyone played well today, and that goes for the Black Wings too. We made the most of our chances, including capitalizing on the lucky breaks. But we don’t get the own goal if Kevin Lewis didn’t make the great pass to Julie McElroy like he did to set up the chance. That’s an example of making your breaks.”

Chapman: “They kept coming, but each time we were ready. We did a real good job of containing their forwards, and keeping them outside of the penalty area for most of the match.”

Dalton: “My defenders did a terrific job in front of me. Everyone did really, even Chris Peterson and Kevin Carrigan with the way that they got back to help out. I’m sure Grossman feels bad about letting in that own goal, I’ve had that go against me at the club level so I know what its like.”

McElroy: “I just took the shot, I wasn’t really thinking about where it might deflect. I thought I had a good angle, but Grossman made a terrific effort to get the shot, but there was no way he could have caught it. When I saw the ball go off that guys leg I just couldn’t keep myself from going crazy!”

Lewis: “This game didn’t have the goals of the first one, but it had the exciting up and down pace. You saw the result today of both teams having focused more on defense. We did a great job, and with the way their defenders were all over us, I’d have to say they did as well. We took advantage of an opportunity, and I won’t tell you we weren’t a little lucky. But like coach Andrews said, sometimes what ends up being a lucky break in the end, was actually a well earned result of your hard work, which I think that goal was.”

So the Rockets will get to play Milchama again. The results were one sided then, but with a championship on the line, the game will have a different feel to it. When Newmanistan met Milchama they may have been a little bit in awe of the superpower, but now, in talking to them, there’s a new aura of confidence about the matchup. We’ll see what happens! Wear your blue and white and lets go Rockets!!

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OOC: That's either incredible goalkeeping or the worst shooting ever.

Starblaydia Smash Ad'ihan
Best of the Third Round Losers

Technically it was a repechage round, but to every real football fan it was the loser's bracket. For those who have come through the Group Stage and then fallen. Starblaydia fell in the 3rd Round, and so could not make the Quarter Finals, and once they were defeated by Jeruselem in the knock-outs, ninth place was all they could aim for. With a romping victory over Ad'ihan they have achieved that aim.

Starblaydia's reformed line up, with Westwood, Kuu and Callind in the starting eleven in place of van Agmark, Gomes and Bentley, were out to make as much of a name for themselves as is possible with a Ninth-Place Play-off in a tournament designed for teams who have been eliminated in the early stages of the World Cup and Cup of Harmony. The defence was solid, the passing neat and tidy, while the attack showed the signs of lethality that Lex Panarii has been desperately searching for. We all know that Lubii is the current generation's version of Lazerevski, Simeone Di Bradini, Tumunzahar, Tolkacheva, Maitland, Kaza Matranga or Fullbright, but what Starblaydia would give for one of the lesser-known strikers right now. Where is the Eomer Hall, the Darius Beliziare, Raphaelo, Jakkinho, or similar? Even Fullbright had Hinkonnen, and all Starblaydi strike forces over the last century have been based on partnerships: Lazerevski/Bentley, Di Bradini/Hall, Kiefner/Tolkacheva, Keifner/Maitland and Fullbright/Hinkonnen to name the obvious. The question here, for Starblaydia to push on and make themselves into at least a perennial Quarter-Final team, is who will partner Lubii? Only the most forward-thinking fans are wondering what sort of partnership will emerge after Lubii, but for now, the question appears to have a new answer: Daymon Callind.

Only nineteen he may be at the moment, but already he's Lubii's partner at club level, and the understanding is fairly obvious. Callind is not of a size to rival physical greats such as Hall and Keifner, but he certainly is big and strong, posing an aerial threat to most defences, inviting crosses from the wings and neat interplay with Lubii. Their club partnership is certainly proving fruitful at international level, and this may be the key for Starblaydia to now push on in footballing terms.

Callind claimed two goals in this match, with Lubii the third and Chang-hwa the fourth, which killed of the game as Starblaydia had a 4-1 lead. Though Holmes had scored an earlier goal for Ad'ihan as he broke into the box to slot in at the far post, Francis Yang scored what proved to be a consolation goal for 4-2, smashing in from twenty-five yards with a similar number of seconds remaining in the match. It only proved to take the gloss off Starblaydia's overall performance, which they now finish on a relative high, with the World Cup Qualifiers to come.

Overall it has been a good initial outing in the Oxen Cup, though the organisers will hopefully not take too much offence in that Starblaydia will not want to be able to qualify for this tournament again in the near future. Should that happen, though, they're more than willing to return to Qazox and, perhaps next time, lift the trophy for themselves.

A cloud of fog filled the area as von Steuben's ducks went into action. But Russ and Peter were hopelessly confused as all parties revealed themselves to be characters from a 60's children's cartoon. "Hold on a minute, you two are... wait, what?" asked Peter.

"In Soviet Russia, the plot twists you?" Russ stuttered. "Wait... then this has to be a dream!"

"What do you mean, a dream?" asked Peter.

"Boris and Natasha can't actually waste somebody! That's just wrong," said Russ. "They're the comical villains who always fail. But they're from Prux, not FAIL. But if this was a dream... what have we been doing for the last two weeks?!"

"I don't know," said Peter as the two sides continued to stare each other down. "But the punchline is that we're all characters in some cartoon? What the heck is that about?" He adjusted the collar of his Saiyan battle armor.

"I know, right?" replied Russ, tying back his anime hair in preparation for the flight home. Or to consciousness. Or something.

"So you heff realized eet too zen," said von Steuben.

"Professor! When did you get here?" asked Russ.

"I kemm vis ze moose," von Steuben replied. "Foony, you vould expect heem to be vorse driver, boot maybe hees boonyin geefs heem ze traffeeks, too."

"And what's with all this fog?"

"Zat vould be ze cheekins applying ze dream transeeshun to ze screen!"

Fade out... and in!

Russ sat up and looked around. It was his own bed, in his own room. He looked at his calendar. The words 'Oxen Cup semifinal' were still circled with red marker on the expected day. Two weeks had indeed passed, but whatever had happened was over now. There were more important things in this world, namely football. He ran to the window. "I say, boy! What day is it?"

"Today? Why, it's Thursday!"

"Thursday... the game! Who won the game yesterday?"

"Aye, Rockets, 2-1."

"Son of a bitch!"

Jeruselem Government News

Jane Sanderson gives up Jeruselem coaching job

Jane Sanderson of Ariddia today said she was resigning the Jeruselem World Cup coaches position to leave to someone who wants it. The Oxen Cup 6 would have been her last competition but she was unable to get to Qazox due to a cold. However, Jane will not be unemployed and poor from this. Many local Jeruselem clubs have lined to take her as the coach of their team but JGN suspect she's already got a job lined up at Dazza Dallas's Tel Aviv Sharks. Both Ariddians are best of friends and with football in decline in Ariddia, Jeruselem is a good place for Jane to keep on coaching.

The Oxen Cup 6 coach, Dazza Dallas who also happens to be Jeruselem's ambassador to Qazox, has guided the team to 5th vs 6th playoff game. Under Jane, it's rather uneventful but under the management of Dazza Dallas - things just happen. Jeruselem are in no doubt, the team to have the most indecent exposure of female genitalia in one competition and well, this cup was no different.

Love or hate her, Dazza Dallas is far from retired. She maybe a grandmother these days but she's no nursing home resident. The Jeruselem FA did not rule out giving the World Cup job back to Dazza Dallas either.

With Jeru FC under control of Alfredo Neves who's getting a new team of kids - anyone can take up the Jeruselem position. The Jeru FC team includes the daughter of Rashina Dallas, Sadie Dallas who captained the U21 Jeruselem team to 3rd in Starblaydia. Reported to be 2nd dumbest Dallas, it's clear she's not that stupid.

Sharkies Assistant Coach Rocky Pointy Stick (husband of Rashina Dallas), is reported to be interested in making a run for the Jeruselem spot. He's also the brother of Kate Dallas. Kate Bush who's running the Futsal team ruled herself out but legendary striker Tunk Abrams said he could be ready too. Jeruselem Assistant Coach Sister Marsha is still occupied with our hockey team who don't seem to be doing all that well but then we didn't expect much of the team.

Either way, we could finally get a male coach since World Cup 32 with John Jerk (who happens to be Dazza Dallas's father) and Sark Kozy in World Cup 38 (who happens to have married Scarlet Ferris).

Unless grandma Dallas pops up again. It's unfair to call her that because she doesn't look like a normal grandma. Some people at JGN think she's a Half-Elf.

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS SEEK 13-4 REDEMPTION

Qazox City, Qazox- There’s a belief in sports. Never needlessly run up a score against another team, because you never know, there may be a point some time in the near future where they could use that as motivation against you. Unlike the other teams in which they have never seen before, the Rockets have seen Milchama. World Cup 40 qualifying was the place. In matchday two, the Newmanistan went to Milchama and thoroughly got their butts kicked by the score of 7-2. It only got slightly better when Milchama came to Pocono City, this time the Rockets were able to hold their opponents to a mere six goals, in a 6-2 defeat. Hence, the 13-4 posters which are displayed throughout the Newmanistan locker room. The stage is different, and the teams are different. We think anyway. Hey, get me that Milchama roster, someone, will ya? Most of the players on Newmanistan’s side are the same, and perhaps Eric Andrews as coach will have the answer to solving the world’s superpower. When they met before, the Rockets were inexperienced, and perhaps in awe of their opponent. Not anymore. This is the final, and while Milchama has also earned their place, the Rockets have earned their spot to be on the same pitch. Several folks even list Newmanistan as the favorite, especially after they knocked off Dancougar.

Our Jason Richards gets a chance to talk with the captain of the Rockets, Kevin Lewis, who was also the captain of that same World Cup 40 team that experienced the dreaded “13-4".

JR: I’m joined today by Kevin Lewis of the Pocono City Capitals, and also the captain of the Rockets here in the Oxen Cup. Good morning, Kevin.

KL: Good morning Jason.

JR: Before we talk about Milchama, first how about that Dancougar game. I thought you played very well, especially in getting that game winning goal.

KL: It was great to get that goal, but its about the team, as a unit we played a great game. Against Dancougar you have to, and we did that.

JR: One game left, the Oxen Cup Final against Milchama. We know both countries will have a large number of loyal supporters at the game, but who do you think the neutral Qazox fans will side with?

KL: Well we hope it will be us. I always knew that when I watched a sport that wasn’t involved in, and my team lost in the semifinal, I always rooted against the team that beat us in the semifinal in the final. So, maybe we’ll have some support from them, though I expect a marvelous atmosphere.

JR: What would an Oxen Cup mean to you?

KL: It would mean a lot. You look at the nations who are competing to hoist this trophy, it’s an impressive list. If we could win the championship against this competition, it would be a great accomplishment, so definitely it would mean a lot to me. We all feel that way.

JR: It would be better then beating Sidney and his evil penguin cohorts?

KL: If we won the Cup, it would be. But in winning the Cup, we will have had the last laugh against the powers of Sidney. Though beating Dancougar has some of that effect too. (Laughs)

JR: Alright, it’s an inevitable question. 13-4. What does through your head when I say those numbers?

KL: Those were a couple of ugly games, weren’t they? Deep down, I don’t think any of us really hold a grudge against Milchama over it. In World Cup qualifying, they were just in another league.

JR: Surely it gets you guys fired up.

KL: Without a doubt. I’m sure they’re a confident bunch knowing the results of those two games, but I assure you that a lot has changed since then. We are a better team, especially defensively, and they will not do that to us again. I can’t guarantee we will win, but those Milchamans are going to have themselves a hard fought battle against us.

JR: The main coach of the national team, and the coach of your club team in Pocono City, Brian Carson has been on the Di Bradini side. I understand he’s flown into Qazox though.

KL: Yeah, Brian will be here, but as a supporter. Not as a coach. So will our other players from the Di Bradini end. I hear the Empress will also be here.

JR: That is true, the Empress will be making her first ever visit to Qazox, she is due to land in about two hours I believe.

KL: That’s great, it’s nice to have her in the stands supporting us as well.

JR: When it comes to coaching, how does Eric Andrews compare to Brian Carson?

KL: Eric is a great coach. They have pretty similar approaches in that they like to be cautiously aggressive with their tactics. Both are confident. I have to say that in playing against Eric’s team in Loudon for about 10 years now, it’s been nice to actually get to know him better, and it’s really made me appreciate his knowledge and love for the game. Brian has that too. Both are fantastic coaches.

JR: Well, I know you have to get going. As an Empire though we are really excited about this match and wish you the best of luck.

KL: Thanks, Jason. And thanks to all the great fans out there.

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JAKE: No doubt that the better team won tonight, and no doubt that both teams gave it there all. A 2-1 win for the Rockets propels them into the final where they face a Milchama team that swept the hosts aside 2-0 in the other semi. And you said it during pregame, Dirk, that the Wings were not going to win a defensive showdown. The Rockets made the adjustments, but the Wings did not.

DIRK: All credit to the Newmanistan defense, especially goalkeeper Kevin Dalton - he made a liar out of me when I brought up age. In the end, the experience won out, because the Wings didn't have the discipline to pace themselves. They just threw guys forward like they have been all cup long. And Dalton made them pay for that, because he had the reads. He made the big saves, including six down the stretch. And the entire back was frustrating the Wings all night. Cutting down the passing lanes, tight marking, the little bumps the ref'll give you... anything to disrupt their rhythm. For a team like the Wings, which lives and dies by that tempo, this was the killer. It took an hour to get the first goal, and that's way too long to get started. And Dalton almost got to that one, too!

JAKE: Let's take a look at the highlights very quickly, and while there weren't nearly as many goals as Black Wing haves have produced, it was still a very entertaining match, just for different reasons.

DEE: It certainly was, and we open here in the sixteenth minute, a free kick to the Rockets at the top of the box. Kevin Carrigan lines up to take it, and he puts it under the wall... Grossman is there to make the diving save. And minute twenty two, Carrigan again leading the attack. He squares to Prescott, who crosses for Murphy, but it's over his head, no threat there. Minute twenty seven, Dancougar takes a crack. Adelaide, looking for anyone in the box, but the cross is headed out by Stratton. Tuscany corrals it and here's a good effort, but Dalton pops that up and catches it. And position is the key, here. Another shot a minute later, this one by Underwood. Dalton knows where he's going with the ball and barely has to move to make the save. That's the power of a veteran goalkeeper.

DIRK: Minute thirty four, Rockets get the first goal, and it's a clumsy effort by Ryu Saotome. You know, we've been saying for a few games, now, that Saotome is underachieving at the back, and this is just embarrassing. Sanjuro Hayami fails to clear the ball, but does very well to get right back in Prescott's face before he can make a play. He gets a pass off to McElroy who follows with a weak shot, but Saotome steps into the play and deflects it past Grossman. It's an own goal that gives the Rockets a 1-0 lead, and let me tell you, Saotome was rattled for the rest of the game. The guys try to calm him down, but that was wearing on his nerves. And you'll see it later.

DEE: Ah, but not before the Wings make it a ballgame. Minute fifty two, second half, Littlefield gets some space but puts it over the bar. Then, on the corner kick, Dylandy's outswinger is met by Adelaide, but it's headed straight at Dalton for the save. Hour mark, Wings go up again. Adelaide had been trying the cross all game, and he finally gets it to Lenny Manchester, who heads powerfully past Dalton for the equilizer. How about Lenny Manchester, he's really come alive in the knockout stage. Only one goal in four group phase games, now he's got five in three! And if the Wings were going to take control of the game, this was the time. Right after they'd finally cracked Dalton, the Rocket defense gives a little. Littlefield again, plays it square for Tuscany, shot from the top of the box, but pushed wide. And then Adelaide hits the post on this shot, and Chapman pounds it out of there.

DIRK: And this is where the Wings started to get a little frustrated, you can see them hitting the ball around without any real direction. No way through that defense. Prescott did some pretty good work keeping the ball from Littlefield... a little tug of the shirt, maybe, but nothing from the official. Then, minute seventy six, Carrigan intercepts a pass and feeds it up to McElroy, who starts a break. She chips over Weatherford to Lewis, who goes inside past Hayami, and Ryu Saotome... step up and make a play! Instead, he lets his feet stay flat and he reacts far too late... Lewis makes a thirty yard run into the box past two defenders and gets it past Grossman, it's 2-1, and now the game seems out of reach. Wings unleash everything they've got. Tuscany... save by Dalton. Littlefield... save by Dalton. Even Casey Berber comes up and tries from long range, and Dalton snags that one, too. That's the end for the Wings, 2-1 is your final.

JAKE: So the Wings play Qazox now, and hopes were running high that the hosts might, for the first time, be able to win their own tournament. They have a good chance at placing if they can hand the Wings a second straight loss.

DIRK: And I don't see why not, the Rockets just showed everyone what you need to do to beat them. The defense is going to give up at least two goals, so all you need to do is rough up the front line a bit.

DEE: Don't forget, too, that the crowd is going to be decidedly biased against the Wings. Tickets for the third place game have been selling fast, but the Dancougar FA hasn't been able to get another allotment.

JAKE: Newmanistan and Milchama in the final, and early odds favor the Rockets. But Milchama are more than capable of pulling this off.

DEE: Yup, they've done it the old fashioned way, just go out and play. They don't give anyone else something to work with. They don't post a roster, they don't hold press conferences. We hear nothing from the Milchama camp, but they keep winning games. For the Rockets to win this game, they'll have to prove that they can impose their will against a team that is hard to read and prepare for. And I think they can do it.

JAKE: We will re-air tonight's Dancougar-Newmanistan game as a DSPN Classic "Instant Classic" before the third place game. Meanwhile, the final match of the Oxen Cup is Newmanistan and Milchama. Do the upstart Rockets add their name to the illustrious list of winners? Or does the old guard hold firm with Milchama? We will have full pregame coverage, and the match itself, on DSPN and DSPN-HD...

From the desk of the King:


Hail Jessica, Empress of Newmanistan:

I wish to pass my congratulations onto your team for reaching the finals of the Oxen Cup. I am sure that you are as glad as I am that teams like ours are already the source of some excitement at the international senior level. Your side has played admirably throughout the tournament and couldn't be more deserving of their spot.

I, too, will be in Qazox for the final matches of the tournament, and would like to discuss a matter of greater importance - the fate of our American football fans who remain imprisoned in your nation. I am appalled by their behavior, and I do pass on my sincerest apologies. If at all possible, however, I would like to negotiate their return to Dancougar for sentencing and punishment. They are still citizens of our nation.

I await your answer and hope a settlement may be reached.

Cordially yours,
King Daniel III

OOC: Dancougar, did you miss this post in the World Bowl thread? http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13698729&postcount=220
We returned your people then!

To: King Daniel III
From: Empress Jessica
Re: Oxen Cup 6 Final

Your Highness,

Thank you for your note of support for our upcoming Oxen Cup 6 Final against Milchama. After our two World Cup 40 qualifying disasters against this opponent, we want to win this game pretty badly. I enjoyed our game, and would be rooting for Dancougar against them just hard, well almost as hard, had you defeated us.

Also, let me take this time to congratulate you on your World Bowl championship. It was honor to have your team here, and the vast majority of your fans that attend the game were outstanding. It is my understanding, however, that all Dancougarans arrested were promptly returned to Dancougar. If there is anyone that is still unaccounted for, please do let me know, and we will get to the bottom of the situation of why they were not sent home.

While we are in Qazox, perhaps we can arrange a get together to not just discuss football and other sports, but perhaps other trade relations that may benefit both nations. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Empress Jessica

OOC: Dancougar, did you miss this post in the World Bowl thread? http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13698729&postcount=220
We returned your people then!


OOC: Indeed, indeed I did. Fail X-P


I welcome any talks that may help repair whatever rift was opened by the incidents in Pocono City, and look forward to working together with your great nation.

On the football side of things, I propose the establishment of a challenge cup to be contested between our nations during World Cup friendlies. Students at Grandborough Technical Institute have created a trophy they call the 'Golden Ambigous Bird in Skates,' which should go to the winning side of each contest, or the away side in case of a draw.

FINAL MATCHES:
REPECHARGE ROUND 5
R14: #18 Blouman Empire 1-2 #3 Tynelia (7th place) @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420.
R15: #8 Jeruselem 2-0 #4 Wentland (5th place) @ Champions Field, Qazox City. Built 1920, Capacity: 84,420.

3RD PLACE MATCH
@ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.
#1 Dancougar 2-3 #6 Qazox

CHAMPIONSHIP
@ Qazian Memorial Stadium, Qazox City. Built 1887, Capacity: 98,000.
#5 Newmanistan 1-2 #10 Milchama

FINAL STANDINGS
CHAMPIONS: Milchama
2- Newmanistan
3- Qazox
4- Dancougar
5- Jeruselem
6- Wentland
7- Tynelia
8- The Blouman Empire
9- Starblaydia
10- Ad'ihan
11- Cafundeu
12- Acapais
13- Kose and The Turkomans
14- Prux
15- Green wombat
16- Nethertopia
17- taeshan
18- Prazkoy
19- The Orion Star Empire
20- Nire and Nire
21- Lovisa
22- Lurikistan

OOC WTG Milchama, another Jewbee team wins the Oxen Cup.

And so, the run-up to WC 41 begins!

Dancougar 2 - 3 Qazox
20 - Schultz (QAZ)
33 - Faber (QAZ)
57 - Littlefield (DAN)
72 - de Olivares (QAZ)
76 - Dylandy (DAN)

Final results... fourth place! A recap:

Dancougar 4 (Littlefield(1), Berber(1), Manchester(1), Littlefield(2))
Newmanistan 3 (Lewis, McElroy, Lewis)

Dancougar 3 (Littlefield(3), Dylandy(1), Underwood(1))
Taeshan 0

Dancougar 1 (Dylandy(2))
Blouman Empire 1 (Kiefer)

Dancougar 4 (Hayami(1), Littlefield(4), Littlefield(5), Underwood(2))
Acapais 3 (Castro, Castro, McKeller)

Dancougar 5 (Manchester(2), Manchester(3), Adelaide(1), Adelaide(2), Tuscany(1))
Kose and the Turkomans 3 (Kose, Kose Kose)

Dancougar 3 (Manchester(4), Manchester(5), Adelaide(3))
Jerusalem 2 (Sloan, Sho)
AET

Dancougar 1 (Manchester(6))
Newmanistan 2 (Saotome OG, Lewis)

Dancougar 2 (Littlefield(6), Dylandy(3))
Qazox 3 (Shultz, Faber, de Olivares)

And just for fun...

Penguins 4
Flyers 1

Moose and Squirrel 1
Peter and Russ 0

AND A BIG THANKS too all who participated in the tourney. I know that some of you didn't RP either due to RL stuff or a mental break, but thanks again to those who participated. And just remember, OXEN CUP VII will be back!

Post note: I am very dis-dissatisfied with the 4 giant brown thrashers we have recieved for Marian the penguin.

- Arrozan Dept. of Museums, Waterparks, and Loud Music.

Newmanistan would like to congratulate Milchama on winning the Oxen Cup. We're getting closer to beating you. One day! We are proud of our own players too and in coach Eric Andrews in showing that the Empire has two great football minds.

Thanks to Qazox for running this tournament, it was fun, and a good experience for our players. We will now enjoy our break, and this time, sit back and watch the Baptism of Fire as we prepare for World Cup 41. Pocono City oddsmakers list Arroza as the favorite, with Steel Butterfly second.

(OOC: For now I'm gonna pass up writing up a recap, mainly because I feel I just wrote up 2-1 loss in a final yesterday. Oh wait, I did! So to not risk being repetitive in the two, I'm going to end it our Oxen Cup 6 visit with this post).

Again, congrats Milchama, and Qazox for your outstanding hospitality during the tournament.