World Bowl I Roster/RP/Scores/Disc Thread [Archive]

Newmanistan

05-04-2008, 14:18

Thank you to all who have signed up, we will have 24 teams competing for the inaugural World Bowl championship! This was the sign up thread, however signups are now CLOSED.: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=553488

This will be the thread for all roleplays and World Bowl Discussions. I’ll probably end up using it for scores too. Feel free to begin working on your rosters now and posting them when you have time. They can be as short and sweet and or as detailed as you wish. With your roster, please tell me your desired style modifier and 2-point conversion strategy.

You can begin setting up exhibition games at any time, if you would like. I will scorinate the game at any time after getting the go ahead to do so from both clubs. You can arrange these during the sign-up process with other nations that have already signed up. Pre-World Bowl RP’s can begin now as well.

These are the 24 nations doing battle. Where a roster was provided, click their nation name for a link to it.
1) Newmanistan (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13588753&postcount=21)
2) Dancougar (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13585069&postcount=4)
3) Shinfundo (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13613591&postcount=61)
4) Sorthern Northland
5) Taeshan (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13585047&postcount=3)
6) Qazox (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13585491&postcount=7)
7) Yafor 2 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13647711&postcount=112)
8) Milchama
9) Vephrall (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13642842&postcount=107)
10) Pablicosta (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13585162&postcount=5)
11) Kose and The Turkomans (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13591389&postcount=27)
12) Rennidan (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13584997&postcount=2)
13) Kura-Pelland (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13585260&postcount=6)
14) Fujisawan Territories (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13585591&postcount=8)
15) Unified Capitalizt States (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13588195&postcount=19)
16) Valanora (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13586301&postcount=9)
17) Arroza (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13609991&postcount=55)
18) Bettia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13597243&postcount=49)
19) Swilatia
20) Southamptonshire (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13593664&postcount=33)
21) United Hetzel (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13594582&postcount=37)
22) Holy Marsh
23) Arturia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13610637&postcount=57)
24) Bluth Corporation (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13615009&postcount=64)

The Official Group Draw, Schedule, and Stadium information are located HERE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13641296&postcount=102)

MD1 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13647596&postcount=111)
MD2 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13652522&postcount=122)
MD3 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13654465&postcount=128)
MD4 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13657323&postcount=139)
MD5 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13660054&postcount=144)
MD6 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13667911&postcount=157)
MD7 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13670773&postcount=165)
MD8 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13674064&postcount=172)
MD9 Results (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13677429&postcount=180)
MD10 Results with First Round Matchups (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13680630&postcount=185)

Rennidan

05-04-2008, 14:44

RENNIDAN EAGLES
Play Style: -5
PAT: Logically

Team Kit: Home (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/FocusFlame/Untitled-1-2.png)

Team Stadium: The Eagles Nest Stadium
Seats 240,000.
Real turf.
Five star rating.

Team Owner: Samuel Rarfens
Team Coach: Glen Soels
Offensive Coach: Ior Sets
Defensive Coach: Phil Mykes

The colour blue connotes a first string player, for easy-access looking.

OFFENCE

1 Pat McGraw QB
19, 6’4”: Young, restless, and wants to win, McGraw is the latest signing for the team. He’s a bit of a lone wolf out on the pitch, preferring to get into the limelight if he can. Third string.
2 Fromos Lettimon QB
22, 6’2”: With experience a plenty from the Rennidan American Football League (RAFL), Lettimon was expected to be the number one pick for the national team. Unfortunately, he was pipped by someone even better. Second string.
3 Mo Finelli QB
21, 6’4”: The ideal quarterback. He has good vision, a cannon for an arm, and an award winning smile. He’s popular with the ladies of the country. He’s definitely the guy your defence is gonna’ wanna’ get on top of. Not in THAT way though. First string.
9 Matt Cooke QB
19, 6’1”: He’s just there for the worst case scenario. Not a bad quarterback, but certainly not the best. Forth string.

80 Lewis Seffer WR
20, 6’5”: Uses his height for the long throws, he’s not the fastest on the team, but he can break a lot of tackles. First String.
81 Marcin Lai WR
20, 6’0”: Fast, fast and fast. Slightly furious too. If you don’t keep both eyes on him, you’ll just see a cloud of dust. First String.
82 Micah Baw WR
22, 6’4”: Didn’t make first string due to a back injury in his last match in the RAFL. Can still be a threat in the backfield though. Second string.
83 Tom Shenana WR
24, 6’3”: A newbie to the team, he’s made a lot of media fuss about being placed on the bench. Third string.
84 Rostopher Halls WR
21, 6’6”: Too slow to be loved. He’s usually only brought on for short passes. Red zone threat. Fourth string.
48 Nick Forthwood WR
28, 5’10”: A fast little blighter, he has a bit of a habit of going too far ahead of a pass. Fifth string.

49 Duncan Smie FB
25, 6’0”: A powerhouse of a man, Smie is the best run-blocker in the RAFL. First string.
13 Harry Fields FB
24, 6’2”: At the same level of ablity as Smie, the two are often substituted with each other throughout matches so neither gets too tired. Second string, but often substituted in.

86 Tom Gui TE
21, 6’1”: More of a receiving TE than a blocking TE, Gui is another threat for short passes into the endzone. First string.
87 Ed Yecks TE
23, 6’2”: Likes knocking people over. A lot. First string.
88 Bob Dells TE
21, 6’0”: A bit unsure about his talents, he could be a superstar if he just conquered his nerves. Second string.

22 Jason Yeilds HB
20, 5’8”: Best scatback in the RAFL. He’s often called Supes, as he ‘moves faster than a speeding bullet’. Good at squeezing through the smallest of gaps in the defensive line. First string.
23 Steven Hutchinson HB
22, 5’9”: Small, but full of power. He’s fast and can break tackles with ease. Unfortunately, he’s a bit of a hot head and has a habit of trying to hog the limelight. Has a rivalry with McGraw. Second string.
24 Melvyn Michaels HB
27, 6’8”: Who needs speed when you can just knock people over? Melvyn is a mean, massive mofo who doesn’t take well with being messed with. Second string.

50 Nathan Yecks C
28, 6’4”: A big bastard of a player. Not afraid to play dirty in order to keep the other team away from the QB. First string.
51 Barry Barry-Smith C
25, 6’5”: A bit of a pacifist, Barry-Smith doesn’t like getting his hands dirty. He prefers to just snap the ball and keep the blighters at pay in a calm manner. Second string.

62 Glen Feik OG
24, 6’3”: Nothing special. He gets the job done and, whilst he does it well, he’s hardly hall of fame material. First string.
63 Wayne Willas OG
23, 6’1”: Highest number of pancakes for the offensive line. He’s a good guy, often seen at the club charity events for his RAFL team. First string.
64 Lenn Myles OG
28, 6’2: Likes Philly Cheese Steaks. Second string.
65 James Goddard OG
22, 6’0”: Recently released from prison for assault, he’s on the bench whilst he’s on parole. Second string.

66 Rick Sestan OT
24, 5’11”: Former Rennidan National Wrestling champion, Sestan was selected more as a crowd favourite than a good player. First string.
67 Micah MesAlta OT
24, 5’11”: Heavy and fast, this combination means no one’s getting past him. First string.
68 Rob Felfoff OT
22, 6’1”: Slept with the owner’s daughter. The coach isn’t happy with it, but the manager would rather they didn’t face the big boss’ wrath, hence why he’s not making first string. Second string.
69 Mic Donals OT
21, 6’2”: Knows how to moonwalk. He’s a team favourite as he’s a bit of a joker. A bad knee injury has left him on the bench. Second string.

DEFENCE

52 Daniel Cuddeford LB
23, 6’7”: Often used as a MLB due to his good vision on the field. Fast and good at breaking the line. First string.
53 Daniel Guest LB
27, 6’1”: Strongest of the LBs, he’s good at getting the run blocker into the turf. First string.
54 Nick Stow LB
22, 6’2”: Fastest of the LBs, he’s good in the open field. He’s incredibly focused when in the game, and many of the other players see him as a bit of a bore off of the pitch. First string.
55 Lenny Markson LB
30, 6’2”: Too easily distracted. Good player, but needs to work on his concentration. A bit thick. Second string.
56 Seoul Lauk LB
24, 5’11”: Good for forcing fumbles. He seems to know exactly where his hands need to go. Second string.

70 Daniel Comach DE
23, 5’10”: Good at stopping pass and running plays coming from the outer edge. Dodge him if possible. First string.
71 Sim Telek DE
23, 6’1”: Has a habit of hurting the other team’s running back. We like that. First string.
72 Patrick Morso DE
23, 6’2”: He’s not half bad. Needs to work on his stamina. Second string.

74 Owen Powis DL
28, 6’1”: Probably the heaviest on the team, he’s built like a bull combined with a pick-up truck. First string.
75 Lewis Buxton DL
22, 6’0”: New kid on the block, he’s very cold and calculating when it comes to playing on the grid. First string.
76 Brian Danals DL
25, 5’11”: Broke both wrists last season in the RAFL. He’s recovered recently, and is expected to play a little bit in the World Bowl. Second string.

91 David McKay CB
28, 6’7”: Tall and slim, he has good hands and can pick the ball from the air easily if the QB underestimates his ability. First string.
92 Graham Goldie CB
23, 6’5”: Brilliant speed. Can easily follow any WR on their route. First string.
93 Sammy Celli CB
34, 6’2”: Average player. Him and McKay are good friends and, when on the turf together, have some great chemistry. Second string.

94 Mosef Cracke SS
22, 6’3”: Strongest SS in the RAFL, when he hits, he hits hard. First string.
95 Addy Smith SS
31, 6’3”: Is very sore about the fact he only made second string. When he gets to play though, he makes the most of it. Second string.

96 Dan Cooper FS
21, 5’5”: Fast as hell. Don’t blink. First string.
99 Paul Brennan FS
35, 5’6”: Has an ankle injury. He’d still be second string, but he uses that as his excuse. Second string.

SPECIAL

4 Dee Blefte K
22, 6’3”: Powerfully accurate leg, good for long and short distance field goals.
5 Jerry Legom K
26, 6’4”: Used more for kick-off and safety kicks than he is field goals.

6 Hal Smoy P
23, 6’1”: Coffin corner is where this guys kicks all end up.

Taeshan

05-04-2008, 15:30

As you may know are other sports teams from Taeshan, but for football are team is known as the Fitin' Falcons. Heres the roster. Oh Were a -3 team.
#/Pos/Name/age/String
1 Kicker Martin Gramatica 28 1
2 Punter Sean Landetta 25 1
4 QB/DB Gabe Martin 21 1/5 Captain
5 QB/K/P Alec Dega 29 2/2/2
7 QB/DB Marhito Dega 17 3/6
8 Wr/DB Jack Cito 20 1/4
11 TE/LB Ernie Smith 19 1/5
14 WR/DB Ricky Zellefrow 15 2/3
17 WR/DB Alais Patrick 33 3/2 Captain
28 RB/DB Rudi Williams 27 1/1
31 RB/LB Jeremy Jockson 25 2/4
50 LB Odell Thurman 21 3
51 LB Jesse Lapp 20 2
52 LD Dianer Niarte 22 1
54 DE/LG Jack Riosa 23 1/2
55 DE/RG Minsi Zathura 30 2/2
60 NT/C Alan Zito 30 1/1 Captain
62 DT/LT Shawn Plank 29 1/1
63 DT/RT J.J Meoda 26 2/1
65 LG Clyde Diez 27 1
71 RG Will Anders 21 1
85 Ohcho Cinco 19 4
99 TE Trevor Karker 19 2

Playbook-D 5-1-5 O shotgun 3 WR

Coaches
Head-Ken Wissenhaunt
Ass. Michiel Ditka
Off.-O'Rielly Finnigan
ST-Devin Hester
DB-Tory James

Colors- Blue and purple, and little gold trimmings

Hey we have the well do it a lot, but not every time 2 point conversion philosophy.

Dancougar

05-04-2008, 15:43

American Football is only really popular in Dancougar's southern states - chiefly Sullivan and Keats Island, less so in Helmut and Lunarossa. But several colleges field teams, and amateur leagues can be found if you know where to look. For the first World Bowl, this bunch have inherited the Black Wing name, playing with a style modifier of -2, with logical extra points:

Offense

QB - 9 - Dusty Haynesworth
QB - 11 - Todd Appelgate
QB - 13 - Steve Cousens
RB - 24 - Phillip Bartling
RB - 26 - Allan Shinabery
RB - 27 - Kirk Hatchitt
RB - 30 - Walter Atcitty
FB - 32 - Vincent Bozwell
RB - 36 - Oliver Tangerman
FB - 39 - Dennis Goldwire
TE - 45 - Brock Vaile
TE - 48 - Stephen Trayler
T - 60 - Dennis Ginnings
T - 62 - Jeff Hommerding
G - 63 - Brent Stonebreaker
T - 64 - Bart Shoebel
C - 65 - Eric Mearns
G - 67 - Al Billen
G - 68 - Thomas Mickell
C - 70 - Timothy Shackleford
T - 73 - William Keeser
C - 74 - Owen Boepple
T - 75 - Vaughn Claybrooks
WR - 80 - Jermaine Divalerio
TE - 81 - Joseph Coerver
WR - 82 - Simon Whitham
WR - 83 - Russell Seelbinder
TE - 84 - Robert Minehan
WR - 85 - Ellis Noll
WR - 86 - Roger Summerlin
WR - 87 - Edward Calwell
WR - 89 - Lawrence Traicoff

The Black Wings tend to feature a lot of two-back sets with Hatchitt and Tangerman, although don't be surprised to see fullback Vincent Bozwell get a few carries, especially in short-yardage and goal-line situations. Coerver will come in as a second tight end when extra blocking is needed. Seelbinder, Summerlin, and Calwell are the third, fourth, and fifth wide receivers, although if the Wings end up in long passing downs that require them, they're doing something very wrong. Dusty Haynesworth leads the attack, and he prefers the short, methodical approach - three yards and a cloud of dust, a short pass here and there. The goal, of course, is to control the clock and keep the opponent's defense on the field. Defenses don't need to be afraid of the bomb, but that's not to say the Wings aren't capable - Divalerio and Whitham can run the deep routes.

Defense

S - 20 - Daniel Morgenstein
CB - 21 - James Lundy
S - 22 - Jamal Wiltrout
CB - 23 - Anthony Corona
S - 29 - Stanley Latronica
CB - 31 - Zane Meriweather
S - 33 - Michael Somerville
S - 37 - Denny Baskin
CB - 38 - Alex Kerscher
CB - 42 - Thomas Ostlund
S - 46 - Jack Enright
LB - 50 - Calvin Tuthill
LB - 51 - Marcus Dettmer
LB - 53 - Travis Abramovitz
LB - 54 - Troy Claridge
LB - 57 - William Tolston
LB - 58 - Daryl Yearling
NT - 78 - Cesar Tramonti
DE - 90 - Joe Arnone
LB - 92 - Peter Tacket
DE - 91 - Colin Eddington
DE - 93 - Blake McKnight
NT - 94 - Nick Pasley
NT - 95 - David Kucera
LB - 97 - Butch Easley
DE - 98 - Marlon Ahle
DE - 99 - Grant Martella

The Black Wings feature a 3-4 defense, with a mixture of blitz packages designed to keep offenses off-balance. Defensive backs Corona and Meriweather are not afraid to come up, either, and harass opposing quarterbacks. But that creates openings and mismatches in the secondary that strong passing offenses can exploit, so the Wings need to be careful. Ostlund appears in the Nickel, Enright in the Dime.

Special Teams

P - 2 - Brandon Shelpman
K - 5 - Corey Stottlemyer

Well... they kick the ball. And as with most special teams, the other ten that line up with them at a motley assortment of second and third string players of all shapes, sizes, and positions. Summerlin and and Enright share kick returning duties.

Pablicosta

05-04-2008, 16:52

Team Pablicosta
...coming to a thread near you soon!

Team Information
Team Name: Pablicosta Titans
Home Stadium: The Empire Stadium, Pablicosta City
Capacity:150,000
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League Information: The premier American Football League in Pablicosta is the IncCorp® Grass Roots National Season which consists of 10 teams from the 10 Major Cities of Pablicosta (From North to South: Valdon, Amray, Newton, Berusia Gateway, Tychester, North Hewton, Trent, South Hewton, Ivory Bay & Jewel Bay). The capital city, Pablicosta City does not field a team in GRNS but instead hosts all National Finals and International home fixtures at The Empire Stadium. In this league a player must register to play for the team representing their current place of residency by age 18 and may not be transferred after this point, though it is entirely legal for them to cease playing. The most successful team in GRNS history are Trent Tykes, having won the competition 6 times in 13 seasons. However, the recent success of Ivory Irons has somewhat overshadowed the Tykes record, with Irons recording 3 successive league championships.

Coaching Staff
Senior Coach: Alan Hugh
Fitness Coach: Jenny Grey
Offense Coach: Gene Laufenburg
Defense Coach: Chuck Kleiner
Reserve Coach: Pete Mitchell

Offense

#30, Josh Rich, Running Back
Josh Rich is the single tallest player in the Pablicosta Titans side standing at 6'8" and all of his frame is filled out with muscle. It is then a shock that he is also one of the most remarkably quick players in the team, capable of generating a turn of pace that has been known to leave many a Defensive line in the dust. These remarkably powerful legs are put to good use by league champions Ivory Iron.
#31, Booker Alix, Running Back
In comparison to the towering Rich, Alix measures in at under 6' but makes up for it with some lightening pace. During the early stages of his career the Empire Academy staff pushed for Alix to perfect his play as a wide receiver, but he battled on to bulk up and played well for Pablicosta City's Warriors in UCF Bank National League before being selected for the North Hewton Harriers.
#32, Denzil Elwin, Running Back
Aged 25 Elwin has held his place in the national side for 4 successive years and has been a constant threat to any defensive line. He plays for Trent Tykes during the season, though the 07/08 season was something of a disappointment by his own standards. Nevertheless, Elwin has been selected in the first string for The Titan's once again.
#33, Shayne Bram, Running Back
Young Bram has been playing at Newton Falcons since turning 16, and graduated to the senior side as soon as he turned 18 to make 18 appearances in the 07/08 season and impressing all the while. His style has been described by opposition defense men as "slippery", as an uncanny knack for getting away from even the toughest tackles to make valuable ground.
#30, Stuart Napier, Full Back
Napier is one of the senior Titans players forming part of 'The Old Guard' trio and former Highest Paid Professional (2001-2006) earning a hefty £150,000 p/w with Ivory Iron. He is known as a powerhouse Full Back, a meat machine who is ready to break his way through a defensive line if he can't get round it.
#50, John Lucy, Center
Aged 20, Lucy is by no means a new comer to the game, nor the national team. He made his home debut for Pablicosta aged 17 and 50 days, the youngest ever player to earn his place. Over the following 3 seasons he proved himself worthy of a continuing spell in the team as a valuable asset.
During the IncCorp® Grass Roots National Season, Lucy plays for Ivory Iron.
#51, Aaron Gurn, Center
Gurn often plays second fiddle to Lucy, but is usually called upon for plays requiring long accurate throws the like of which he has perfected in his GRNS career. He is also considered a late comer to the national team, making his first appearance at the age of 27. His career at national level has been impressive and many fans questioned his omission from the national team for so long.
#10, Harrison Day, Quarterback
At 25 Harrison Day is a well rounded, experienced Quarter Back who knows the plays well. He is noted for supporting new players as they gain a foothold in the team, and has received a Silver Ball Award (for most successful passes in a season) 3 times since joining his IncCorp® GRNS career at Ivory Iron.
#11, Ian Keller, Quarterback
22 year old Keller is the second string alternative to Harrison Day, eager to prove himself at first class level. Coach Luke Sawyer chose Keller ahead of Kevin Gyado for this tournament, looking to have Keller settle into the first team. He's been playing for Jewel City Rogues since he was 15.
#54, John Lewis, Left Offensive Guard
The first part of the Lewis/Hardy guard partnership, Lewis is the second largest player on the team at 375lbs and second only to his guard partner. Aged 28 Lewis is one of the most experienced players in the team, and makes up one third of what is known by fans as 'The Old Guard', a trio of players who have held their place in the team through thick and thin. A future 'Hall Of Fame' favourite, Lewis plays for Valdon Bears during the season.
#55, Triumph Hardy, Right Offensive Guard
Completing the guard partnership, Hardy weighs in at 388lbs and is renowned for his notoriously tough tackling brought forward from his days playing with now retired players. Hardy is also remembered in Ivory City by Irons fans for ending the career of 23 year old Heath Young, a promising Quarter Back with a particularly hard tackle. Hardy was cleared of responsibility and continued to play his league games alongside John Lewis at Valdon Bears.
#56, Gary Thames, Offensive Guard
Thames has always struggled to hold his first team place mainly due to a spate of injuries to the right leg which has progressed into a weakness. Things have looked good for the second string guard in the past year as he has only missed 1 game for the Washington Warriors and has made good contributions all round.
#57, A P Davies, Offensive Guard
The final OG in the line up 20 year old Davies is a promising talent and is scheduled to make his national debut at World Bowl I. Davies' first season in the GRNS has been reasonably successful as he made regular appearances in the first string for Newton Falcons.
#60, Chris Buckle, Offensive Tackle
26 year old Buckle is a well experienced Offensive Lineman, an old style, no nonsense, hard tackling OT. Throughout his career Buckle has been accused by opposition fans of being 'too tough', usually after causing one of the injuries that have almost become his trademark. In a match for Amray Anchors against Berusia Gateway Devils, Buckle's tackles caused no fewer than 5 injuries, including all 3 Devils Quarterbacks.
#61, Jerome Tyler, Offensive Tackle
Tyler fills out the Offensive line, though he lacks the pure mass of the other players. His talent comes from being able to deliver strong, technically perfect tackles anywhere on the line and to get there quickly. His pace often proves crucial in recovering from a poorly read pass or play. Tyler has also been known to play as a RB in the domestic season.
#62, Brian Loana, Offensive Tackle
Loana will make his Titan's debut at World Bowl I, but has been pushing for a place in the side for over a year. His inclusion comes after a season where he more than outperformed Dean Gaff who would usually occupy this position.
#80, Stewart Bowler, Tight End
Stewart Bowler is the son of legendary Titan's tight end Marc Bowler and shares his fathers ability to break into a play from virtually anywhere, giving the team a huge advantage whilst he's on the field. Unfortunately Bowler also follows in his fathers footsteps of being short, and has been to known to suffer at the hands of larger players.
#81, Mark Griffin, Tight End
Griffin is the most senior TE in this Titan's side and brings with him a wealth of experience from his 11 seasons at Trent Tykes and 7 years playing for the his country. He possesses the bulk that his co-tight ends lack and puts his muscular build to work backing up the Offensive line.
#82, Jeremy Don, Tight End
Don is a young Berusia Gateway player will become only the third Devils player to make it all the way to a Titans line up. The son of Berusian immigrant, Don has a wicked turn of pace coupled with quite sizable power. He was made famous to Devils fans after breaking from his Tight End position, breaking through 4 tackles and scoring from the Devils 20.
#86, Rocky Myron, Wide Receiver
Bio
#87, Brad Gore, Wide Receiver
Bio
#88, Kelvin Dustin, Wide Receiver
Bio
#89, Lesley Everette, Wide Receiver
Bio

Defense

#90, Stuart Clive, Defensive Tackle
Bio
#91, Bradley Tyrone, Defensive Tackle
Bio
#92, Harry Cordell, Defensive Tackle
Bio
#93, Gil Raven, Defensive Tackle
Bio
#95, Ralph Zachery, Defensive End
Bio
#96, Vin Keaton, Defensive End
Bio
#97, Ángel Rufino, Defensive End
Bio
#58, Stevie Maitland, Line Backer
Bio
#59, Derby Sherman, Line Backer
Bio
#98, Michael Grady, Line Backer
Bio
#99, Darryl Jerrod, Line Backer
Bio
#40,Corie Halen, Corner Back
Bio
#41,Thom Stanford, Corner Back
Bio
#42,Arther Anselm, Corner Back
Bio
#43,Jeremey Lyle, Corner Back
Bio
#45,Peter Saudell, Free Safety
Bio
#46, Keith Rogers, Free Safety
Bio
#47, Kyle Gart, Strong Safety
Bio
#48, Josh Yule, Strong Safety

Special
#05, Hugh Farms, Kicker
Bio
#06, Peter Wing, Kicker
Bio
#08, Aaron Lenox, Punter
Bio

Style Information

Modifier +2
Conversions Aggressive

I expect this to take a little longer than other rosters, as I basically have no idea about American Football. Wikipedia and other peoples rosters will hopefully help me put together something competent.
Edit: BALLS! I just wrote out the bio's for every player before accidentally refreshing. Balls Balls Balls!

Kura-Pelland

05-04-2008, 17:46

Kura-Pelland Arrows
style modifier +1, logical PAT approach

Preview RP (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13588179#post13588179), contains more details on the team style. Summary: standard I formation on offense, and playcalling biased towards the run and short pass; tight 3-4 on defense, with OLBs close to the line of scrimmage. For those doing postgame stats in their RPs, the team's offense style lends itself to long drives, so expect lots of third downs and probably lots of time in possession.

KURA-PELLAND ARROWS DEPTH CHART

QB: #7 Michael Bernard #10 Bob Cottee
HB: #32 Graham Illingworth #35 Dennis Murphy
FB: #38 Horace Buntley
LWR: #83 Xavier Lecavalier #13 Charlton Fernandez
RWR: #80 Giovanni Cassano #88 Dominic Burton #82 Duncan Turaley
TE: #87 Bryan Torse #81 Tom Tanfield
RT: #63 Alexander Constable #65 Freddie Kuscher
RG: #69 Stephan Sechsen #72 Bobby Bright
C: #50 Dominic Harvest #52 Harold Whyte
LG: #70 Tristan Sloman #74 Michael Hay
LT: #60 TJ Hatton #66 Portis DeVille

RE: #95 Mack Grundig #91 Max Belgrave
DT: #99 Stephen Oliseh #94 Kris Carlton
LE: #92 Kevin Silibo #93 Jev Goodison
ROLB: #54 KC Borsten #51 Artur Harrison
RMLB: #49 Gerry Lottora #53 Harry Fish
LMLB: #59 James Watton #57 Clifton Fenley
LOLB: #58 Vincenzo Delgotti #55 Terry Dopella
RCB: #26 Aron Crispin #21 Chris Carter
LCB: #29 Steve MacNaughton #28 Ben Brackley #23 Terry Mills
FS: #20 Billy Spinks #27 Freddie Cockell
SS: #25 Kevin O'Toole #24 Don Wells

K: Tim Pogley
P: Graham Joel
KR: Charlton Fernandez
PR: Charlton Fernandez

Qazox

05-04-2008, 20:05

Qazox Roster:

STARTING OFFENSE:
FORMATION: SPREAD WISHBONE (Style of +1, Aggresive 2-pt style)

QB: #6 Harry Pitts
HB: #23 Kevin Hertz
WB: #22 Brian Dorett
FB: #40 Sean O'Malley (1st and 3rd Quarters only)
WR: #80 Frank Dobbs
TE: #83 Lyle Beckett
RG: #62 Henry Steiner
RT: #67 Jason Valdez
C: #59 Pete Dannig
LT: #63 Brian Freeman
LG: #66 Harold Brees

STARTING DEFENSE: 3-3-5

LE: #92 David Ryan
NT: #97 Francis Ardt
RE: #93 Ray Valens
ROLB: #52 Lonnie Sterns
MLB: #55 Daryl Whitely
LOLB: #51 James Fuller
RCB: #29 Dave Tyrone
LCB: #27 Sean Briggs
SS: #20 Xavier Green
NB: #24 John Redding
FS: #21 Wesley King

SPECIAL TEAMS:

K: #1 Harvey Pollack
P: #2 Victor Van der Wahl
KR/PR: #80 Frank Dobbs

RESERVES:
QB: #12 Drew Warmack (Place-Holder and 3rd and Long situations)
QB: #11 Jake Rolfs (Only comes in during blowouts)
FB: #37 Ellis Abbruzzese (FB during 2nd and 4th quarters and OT)
RB: #35 Al Abele (3rd and short situations)
WR: #88 Marcos Taborn (comes in on 3rd downs)
TE: #89 Marty Reins (Comes in on Goalline situations)
OL: #60 Dallas Vitti (Long Snapper)
OL: #61 Levi Pinzone (extra TE on goalline situations)
DL: #96 Mack Carrithers (Comes in on 3rd or 4th and short and goalline situations)
DL: #99 Dewey Quinoes (Comes in on 3rd or 4th and short and goalline situations)
LB: #54 Ellis Canal (Comes in on 3rd down and long)
LB: #58 Jody Halt (Comes in on Short yardage situations)
DB: #25 Ismael Colello (Comes in on Dime defense)
DB: #28 Al Rickenbaugh (Comes in on Quarter defense)

Notes: For those who may not know what the following positions are:
NB: Nickel-back (5th Defensive back)
WB Wing-back (3rd Running back)

Fujisawan Territories

05-04-2008, 21:14

Fujisawan Territories Hurricane

+3 style modifier
Logical PAT
Starters are bolded
Formation: split backs
Home Stadium: Crosscom Global Area (Hoji, Iwosaka)
* indicates a female player (approved by Newmanistan officials)
Notes: Gridiron football (or Ossobai in Fujisawan) is widely viewed as a man's sport. However, a smaller, slightly less popular women's semi-professional gridiron league does exist in the Territories, and the Territories being a nation that prides itself on gender equality included Okayaken Anenokoji in the roster after protests from female fans.

Head Coach: Ei’ichi Date
Assistant Head Coach: Ashihei Ikeda
Quarterbacks Coach: Tango Kahaya
Offensive Line Coach: Yaichiro Kawate
Offensive Coordinator: Rai Lo
Defensive Coordinator: Gonshiro Sanjo
Special Teams Coordinator: Takahisa Oimikaijo

Starting Offense
4 QB Koyo Takayama
25 RB Osamu Koyami
44 FB Tsuraji Deguchi
83 TE Namboku Yoshimatsu
82 WR Toshizane Dazai
84 WR Hisayuki Sarumara
72 OLT Motakit Takunob
71 OLG Nizuma Kiroku
78 C Izumo Chikamatsu
74 ORG Sanori Sakuni
77 ORT Morozane Kakinomoto

Starting Defense
93 DLE Tanubo Shiragata
90 DLT Chi Jisats
97 DRT Hoshi Kukiko
99 DRE Fujira Bei
52 ILB Itomaro Sodasika
57 MLB Toyokusai Sakampo
55 OLB Kano Koji
27 CB Kimo Nakasanagi
29 CB Akiro Sanawa
23 FS Shayuajishi Jirobu
21 SS Shibawa Fujitsu

Starting Special Teams
8 K Okayaken Anenokoji*
5 P Ken Kihara
88 KR Oribaha “Baja” Hini
19 PR Gai Koriji

Depth Chart
QB K. Takayama D. Kudo S. Hiton
RB O. Koyami I. Sasari S. Kato N. Taro
FB T. Deguchi K. Jiro
TE N. Yoshimatsu H. Ken T. Sukira
WR T. Dazai A. Arunita O. Hini D. Hizoshi T. Maoneats
WR H. Sarumara T. Matokai D. Hirori G. Koriji
3WR T. Matokai
OLT M. Takunob N. Kikotoy
OLG N. Kiroku S. Shuhirok
C I. Chikamatsu K. Sharitets
ORG S. Sakuni M. Naroshioshisa
ORT M. Kakinomoto K. Rushise
DLE T. Shiragata U. Sukichir
DLT C. Jisats B. Kazabur
DRT H. Kukiko A. Nagyosayu
DRE F. Bei M. Chiroit
ILB I. Sodasika O. Sabu
MLB T. Sakampo F. Nampakum
OLB K. Koji I. Koseiji
CB K. Nakasanagi I. Jisei K. Ieniroshi
CB A. Sanawa T. Kei I. Hiro
FS S. Jirobu T. Abe
SS S. Fujitsu I. Shiro
K O. Anenokoji S. Munie
P K. Kihara
KR O. Hini T. Motokai
PR G. Koriji S. Kato

Reserves
13 QB Daisetsu Kudo
7 QB Sibura Hiton
20 RB Imatotta Sasari
22 RB Sadaie Kato
28 RB Ninei Taro
49 FB Koba Jiro
86 TE Hira Ken
85 TE Takawag Sukira
87 WR Tadataka Matokai
81 WR Akemino Arunita
89 WR Darida Hirori
88 WR Oribaha "Baja" Hini
19 WR Gai Koriji
80 WR/KR Dasana Hizoshi
18 WR Teiraitao Maoneats
68 OL Nishiri Kikotoy
60 OL Kama Rushise
64 OL Shigasaw Shuhirok
69 OL Matsanjipp Naroshioshisa
62 C Kuba Sharitets
51 LB Ohdanama Sabu
59 LB Fujimbaya Nampakum
54 LB Ibawata Koseiji
91 DE Umitatsu Sukichir
92 DE Mizaking Chiroit
98 DT Awabeki Nagyosayu
95 DT Byasayaka Kazabur
42 CB Iraki Jisei
43 CB Tan Kei
48 CB K.K. Ieniroshi
41 CB Iranji Hiro
26 FS Toju Abe
24 SS Ippimaka Shiro
9 K Shisakit Munie

Elves Security Forces

06-04-2008, 03:58

Valanora has no professional gridiron league, but it is semi-popular at the collegiate level. As a result, all those players that were selected are from one of the numerous universities in the four countries.

+3 Modifier
Logical PAT approach
Base Offence: Ace (1HB, 1TE, 3WR)
Base Defence: Nickel (5CB, 2LB)
Home Stadium: The Battleground, Raynor City, ESF (59,000)

Head Coach: Lyica Rewell
Assistant Coach: Slyvin Clars

Offence
QB 12 Ryz Nikiul
QB 9 Jor Osarin
QB 3 Wuar Cortell
HB 21 Dorius Ormani
HB 10 Farppi Cahn
HB 20 Geius Dark
FB 26 Varkai Qau
FB 29 Esamuel Darsak
WR 8 Darcello Cax
WR 80 Torri Kilsan
WR 81 Bradi Xxaak
WR 85 Ashley Durai
WR 87 Dragor Peca
WR 89 Christopher Nathaniel
TE 62 Jason White
TE 60 DJ Whitlock
TE 61 Distin Sallas
LT 51 Horrus Save
LT 55 Chris Willis
RT 50 Dapien Silk
RT 56 Lycoan Dillard
C 52 Julius Gurad
C 57 Usaka Pilote
RG 53 Vagner Di
RG 58 Benny Sullivan
LG 54 Zekiul Dellus
LG 59 Mikel Astrangin

Defence
LE 70 Trey Bucheim
LE 71 Aaron Bates
RE 72 John Caren
RE 73 Kyle Duece
DT 74 Kay Par
DT 75 Justin Collins
DT 76 Daley Finley
DT 77 Brendon Finkle
MLB 40 Laricus Doyle
MLB 42 Osun Jankin
MLB 41 Wilthan Medaith
ROLB 43 Jere Jassiklinen
ROLB 44 Curtis Marclie
LOLB 45 Mike Dons
LOLB 46 Tony Forticatus
CB 31 Derek Hahn
CB 30 Issac Trisius
CB 33 Keven Orion
CB 32 Walsi Forcan
CB 34 Nikali Chorran
SS 35 Sergei Hittai
SS 36 Uslyander Solaris
FS 37 Parsis Durcai
FS 38 Roy Chills

Special Teams
K 1 Firek Vi
KR 80 Torri Kilsan
KR 31 Derek Hahn
P 2 Jas Mapp
PR 31 Derek Hahn

Qazox

06-04-2008, 04:28

OOC:

As a helpful guide for those not 100% entirely familar with American football,

here is a quick guideline for Numbers for each postition (As some rosters I've seen just are making me cringe.)

0-10: Quarterbacks, Kickers and Punters
11-19: Quarterbacks and Wide Recievers
20-29: Running backs and Defensive backs
30-39: Running backs and Fullbacks
40-49: Defensive Backs (and usually Fullbacks, occasionally Linebackers)
50-59: Linebackers, Offensive Linemen and Centers
60-79: Offensive and Defensive Linemen (Mostly Offensive Line)
80-89: Wide receivers and Tight Ends
90-99: Defensive Line (and occasionally Linebackers)

Elves Security Forces

06-04-2008, 06:12

Qazox

06-04-2008, 06:19

While I agree with most of that, you will often see exceptions in the collegiate rosters. In particular, corners often have 30s on the Texas roster, as do TEs have WR or 60 numbers.

True, as even in the NFL there are exceptions, but for the most part, those are the general guidelines.

Dancougar

06-04-2008, 07:24

MAMORI: Welcome to DSPN2's exclusive coverage of the World Bowl, the world championship of American Football. I'm Anezaki Mamori...

YURIKA: And I'm Yurika Misamaru.

MAMORI: So, as you all know, football is played in many different variants across the world, and the American variety can be one of the most exciting to watch. The sudden clash of opposing players, the flying leap or ankle-breaking run, the constant scheming and strategy... these elements make American Football one of the most exciting team sports to watch, Ruri.

YURIKA: But to say that it's really caught on anywhere outside the United States is, well, a really stupid thing to say. As such, many of you watching the games here on DSPN2, or in person, may not exactly know what it is that you're watching. To help you all out, Mamori and I will appear from time to time to offer these insights on the game and its particulars.

MAMORI: We call it Naze Nani Amefutto - the How and Why of American Football!

YURKIA: we promise that this is not a shameless ripoff of anything.

MAMORI: No, no, of course not, who would think that?

YURIKA: To kick things off... hehe, you see what I did there?

MAMORI: Yes. Yes I did.

YURIKA: We're going to talk about the game's many positions. American Football is a highly specialized game, and most players only have one or two key roles to fill. To help us wade through this quagmire, we've brought in Black Wing quarterback Dusty Haynesworth and linebacker Troy Claridge. Guys, thanks for coming on the show.

DUSTY: No problem.

TROY: Happy to help.

MAMORI: So let's start with the offense, Dusty, and we'll start with you. Quarterback, the heartbeat of the offense, the field marshal of the team. Can you briefly talk about your role?

DUSTY: Sure can. The quarterback is, as you say, the leader of the team. It's his job to read the opposing defense, come up with the right play, and then execute it. Sometimes, that means I just hand the ball off. Other times, I need to throw a pass, which means scanning the entire field for the open man. I normally have anywhere from three to five guys to check, and I only have a few seconds to deliver the ball.

MAMORI: But you come up with the play beforehand in a huddle, right? How can you change the play when you line up and see the defense?

DUSTY: Well, we have a bunch of different signals we can give to each other. I can call out a code and the guys can adjust right there. Some teams even run their entire offense this way - it's called the "No Huddle Offense." It usually only happens in high-pressure situations when there's no time to waste in moving down the field, but some teams like to run it all the time. Players in those kinds of offenses need to really be alert at all times.

YURIKA: How about the guys who line up in the backfield with you?

DUSTY: The runningbacks and fullbacks, they're the guys who grind it out and help you control the clock. As you know, the clock in American football is continuous except in cases where there's an incomplete pass or a player goes out of bounds. So, if you're a team that runs the ball a lot, the clock will keep running in between plays. We like to line up in what's called the I-Formation, which is the two of them in a line behind me, but you'll also see the Pro Set, in which they line up behind me on either side.

YURIKA: So they're the guys you hand the ball to on running plays, and sometimes you pass to them, too. What about the guys whose job is just to catch the ball?

DUSTY: Well, those would be the wide receivers, their main job is to run a route downfield and catch a pass. A route is a designed path for them to follow, and the timing is precise, since a lot of passes are thrown to where the receiver is supposed to be after a few seconds. But they have other roles, too. If the runningback breaks through the defense, the receivers need to block for him, and sometimes for each other, too. The tight end is another player who acts as a receiver. They need to be very good at blocking, as well, since they usually start play on the line.

MAMORI: Dancougar uses two receivers and a tight end, correct?

DUSTY: Most of the time, but different plays call for different personnel. We might want to bring in an extra tight end when we want more blocking for our runners, or we may swap someone out to bring in an extra wide receiver or two if we need a lot of yards. American Football has very loose substitution rules, so it's possible to swap a lot of guys at once if you need to change your formation.

YURIKA: You mentioned 'the line,' where the tight end is. Who else is there?

DUSTY: So, the line can refer to a few things. There's the line of scrimmage, which is an invisible line that runs through the football from sideline to sideline. At least seven players on the offense have to line up there for play to begin. Most of them go on what we call the offensive line. They protect the quarterback and open a path for the runners. The center lines up over the football and starts the play by giving it to a player in the backfield, snapping. It's usually the quarterback, but there are lots of trick plays that have him snap to someone else. Next to him are the two guards, and outside are the two tackles. The other two can be, say a tight end or a wide receiver. So long as there's seven.

MAMORI: And there's a defensive line, which I'm going to ask Troy about. Troy, the Black Wings play something called a 3-4 defense. What does that mean?

TROY: Well, like in soccer football, the numbers tell you how many players are in what part of the defense. The first number refers to the size of the defensive line. With three, that normally gives you a nose tackle in between two defensive ends. With four, it's two defensive tackles between two defensive ends. Their job, though, is to try and crash through the offensive line and get to the quarterback, or at least pull them out of position so some other players can get through.

YURIKA: And the second number tells how many linebackers there are, which is your position.

TROY: That's right. The linebacker is the enforcer of the defense. They need to be able to do a little bit of everything. We attack the quarterback directly through fast rushes called blitzes. We also stop runners from getting too many yards, and even defend the middle of the field against short passes. We line up behind the defensive line, sometimes we join them. Whoever has the ball, we blow them up.

MAMORI: But you're not really equipped to handle with long pass plays.

TROY: No, that's what the secondary is for. The secondary is made up of cornerbacks and safeties. In general, cornerbacks will play close to the receiver they're assigned to and safeties will hang back and instead just defend an area. That's called zone defense. Basically, they wait to see where the ball is going, and then they break for it and try to make a play. Sometimes the corners will play zone, too. We usually play two of each, but if we have a good idea that the opponent will pass, then we'll swap out some linebackers to bring on extra guys. Having a fifth player in the secondary makes it a Nickel formation, and having a sixth makes it a Dime.

YURIKA: And a seventh?

TROY: Then either you suck at defending the pass, or they'll get a thirty yard run.

MAMORI: Fair enough. Okay, so that takes care of the offense and defense, can you talk briefly about the kickers?

DUSTY: Yes, the kicker and punter. Well, kicking is an important element of the game, just as much as running and tackling. The offense has to advance ten yards in four plays, called downs. After four downs, if they fail to get at least ten yards, the defense gets the ball where they stopped. To avoid giving them the ball in a good position to score, the offense will usually elect to kick the ball away on fourth down. That's the punter's job. He needs to get it downfield far enough so that the opponent's have a long way to go to score, but also has to kick it high enough so we have time to get down there and stop the returner from catching the punt and running it back very far. Also, if you punt it out of bounds, the other team takes the ball from the point where it went out, so if you can kick the ball out of bounds near their goal line, that's ideal.

TROY: Yes, the old coffin corner. You also have the place kicker, whose job is to do kickoffs, field goals, and extra points. Sometimes, you have two guys who have separate jobs. That surprises some people, but in some ways, it makes sense. The football is shaped weird, and the weather can do strange things to the ball... that's part of what makes a specialist necessary.

MAMORI: That should take care of a rundown of major positions. Hopefully now those rosters will be a little easier on the noggin!

YURIKA: But Mamori, there were still a lot of strange things getting mentioned. Downs, field goals, I still don't know if I understand what it is these guys do!

MAMORI: Well, that'll have to wait for the next Naze Nani Amefutto! Until then, keep your eye out for more World Bowl coverage on DSPN2. You can also visit us on the web at DSPN.dan, keyword World Bowl!

Pablicosta

06-04-2008, 10:54

Pablicosta

06-04-2008, 11:34

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Josh Garrett Good afternoon, welcome to PSN1, it's 3:30 in the afternoon and you're watching our World Bowl Special with me Josh Garrett and former Ivory Irons star Quarterback, Luke Aaron. It's good to have you here Luke.
Luke Aaron Thanks Josh, it's great to be here to kick off the World Bowl Special series. Over the next few weeks we'll be bringing you a daily review of the World Bowl tournament, along with our commentators and roving reporters out here in Newmanistan for the tournament. This really looks like a great tournament Luke, I'm looking forward to seeing some action!
Josh Garrett Oh we all are Luke, and earlier on today reporter Lucy Hart caught up with Pablicosta Titans and Ivory Irons star, Harrison Day. Let's see what he had to say.

Lucy Hart We're here at the impressive Empire Stadium in Pablicosta to catch up with starring Quarterback Harrison Day, who I think you can just see over there finishing up this morning training session. The team got together here at The Empire two days ago to put in some intensive training before they fly out to Newmanistan later this evening and from the looks of things, this is a promising side. Ah, Day is making is way over now. Good morning Harrison, how are things going on the training field?
Harrison Day Y'know Lucy, things are going great. As you can see we've got no injury problems at the moment, so we're flying out to Newmanistan with a full squad ready to do battle and bring back that trophy.
Lucy Hart I get the impression you're going out there to win, how do you rate The Titan's chances?
Harrison Day Um, it's gonna be a tough set of games out there, those teams have some real talent and it'll be an honour to line up with these guys against some of the best players in the World. That being said, we've been performing really well lately, and the 07/8 season was a really tight one, it pushed every player to their maximum right the way through and we saw some amazing football. I honestly think that if we can play consistently the way we've been showing we can recently, we stand a great chance of going all the way.
Lucy Hart That's great to hear Harrison. You mentioned that last season pushed everyone to the limit, how do you think that'll effect your performances in Newmanistan?
Harrison Day I can only see it as a good thing Lucy. That season pushed everyone hard, and we've seen some fantastic new talent come through as a result as well as some truly amazing individual games. I think if this tournament had been scheduled a few weeks earlier we'd still be feeling the effects of those last games, they were some of the toughest I've ever played on, and that would no doubt effected our performance out in the World Bowl. As it is though, I think we've got fitness on our side after this short break, and everyone is still pumped up after the close season, we're ready to do business and bring home the bacon.
Lucy Hart It's good to hear such confidence coming from our Quarterback Harrison. Tell me, do you have anything special planned for the opposition?
Harrison Day Well, obviously I can't reveal anything about our plays, but lets just say we've been working hard, including the coaching staff, Gene Laufenburg in particular has some great ideas that are working out well. All in all, I'd say we're going to shock whoever plays us first, but we have to consider that every team in the competition will be thinking the same thing. We'll give our fans a reason to watch, no doubt about it.
Lucy Hart Okay, thanks Harrison, I'll let you get back now. Thanks for talking to us
Harrison Day A pleasure as always Lucy, I'll see you in Newmanistan.

Josh Garrett Thanks to Lucy Hart for that report, and thanks again to Harrison day for giving us a little time. It's time for a break here on PSN1, we'll be back, after this.
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Rennidan

06-04-2008, 14:44

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Mitchell's American Football of Rennidan Blog!

The training pitch next to the Eagle's Nest Stadium was a bustle of deep green and bright gold training jerseys today, as our national team got it's training regime underway for the First World Bowl.

Expectations within Rennidan are high for it's team, which is a collection of the top players from Rennidan's American Football League. It's relaxing to see these players, who usually would be at one anothers throats when they meet on a pitch, working in harmony for a greater cause.

I managed to steal first string quarterback Mo Finelli away from his brutal training to get a quick interview. With his entire offensive line glaring at my back for taking their captain, I felt that it would be best if it really was just a quick interview. Here's a transcript of the conversation:

Me: So, Finelli, the Wonderboy of the Rennidan Eagles, how are you feeling?

Finelli: Laughs. Yeah, yeah. I'm feeling alright. No nerves or anything about anything yet, but we'll see how it goes.

Me: Do you think the Eagles have a chance in this, the First World Bowl?

Finelli: Yeah, I really do. And I mean that. Every team that's going in is going in blind, the majority of us haven't played national games. So it's anyone's game. Hopefully though, it'll be ours.

Me: And how's the team looking? Any changes you're not happy with?

Finelli: Shrugs and smiles. There's one or two people on the bench that I don't agree should be there, but it's best that I don't argue that here.

Me: Alright then, also-

We're interupted by the sudden booming voice that belongs to no other than Ior Sets.

Sets: Why've you all stopped playin--OI. WHAT THE HELL? Finelli! Get back on that pitch and throw the goddamned ball! Someone get that snotnosed little report the hell away from my f**king quarterback before I put my size tens through his head! Hey, are you RECORDIN' this?! Gimme tha--

Annnd that's where I hightailed it out of there. Jeeze, the things I do for you, my readers.

Check back later folks, for some more information on our glorious team.

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I can't think of anything like it.

That feeling you get when you step up to the line, and you just know that those guys around you, they're there for you.

They're there to watch your back.

It all goes back down to tribal instincts.

One leader and all his men, there to face an enemy. It's brutal, fast, and you've got to process it all in the blink of an eye.

There.

That feeling you get as you sit back and watch the ball spiral towards the endzone, just like you planned back when, just like you practised all those times.

It's like euphoria.

That moment holds you.

In that moment, you know your entire nation will be watching, and praying , just like you are.

And in that moment, it all happens.

Back to tribal instincts, I tell ya'.

The Gupta Dynasty

06-04-2008, 14:49

[A roster and information of that nature will occupy this space by later today.]

Kura-Pelland

07-04-2008, 01:34

There are many ways to win at gridiron, as the Kura-Pellandis refer to it. You can out-think your opposition, or you can out-muscle them, or you can out-run them.

Kura-Pelland will mostly be doing the first two.

The team is mostly lacking in speedy players, mostly because the lure of soccer (and other sports) tends to attract these players more. Gridiron in Kura-Pelland is, as sports writer Charles Motley put it, seen as a game for guys with 'big biceps and big balls'. As another put it, 'Motley wasn't wrong, but there's one he missed - big brains'. The Kura-Pellandi national team, the Arrows, may look boring and one-dimensional at times, but they're not - although having you think they are can often work to their advantage.

The Arrows' offence is inevitably (and ironically perhaps, given the name) built around the run, with a huge front five opening up holes for tailback Graham Illingworth and fullback Horace Buntley who line up behind the quarterback in an I formation. Illingworth is a well-balanced tailback, with a fast first step and great field awareness being his main tools - while Buntley specialises in breaking tackles. Sure, they'll pass the ball - and that front five comes in handy there, too - but it's not their forte. Quarterback Michael Bernard is at once a paradox in Kura-Pellandi gridiron and a great fit for it; he lacks throwing power (no big biceps here, apparently) but has great awareness and accuracy, and can pick out the short pass brilliantly. While Illingworth in particular is often used as a backfield option, Bernard's go-to guy is Giovanni Cassano, a highly intelligent route-runner with great hands. He's very much a possession receiver though, as he lacks in deep speed. The overarching philosophy of the offence - and they use both the pass and the run for this purpose - is to keep the ball moving. It's a rather conservative approach, but it suits their personnel. Where risk-taking is desired or required, ex-sprinter Charlton Fernandez is thrown into the offence over possession receiver Xavier Lecavalier; his electric pace is his main weapon, so he's the target for the deep pass. Unless, of course, Cassano is left uncovered as everyone focuses on Hernandez. And then there's their occasional penchant for a no-huddle offence... while continuing to play extremely patiently, settling for short-yardage plays. The intention is very simple - long drive, no breaks, exhaust the defence, wait for the mistake that will produce a big play. May work, may not...

On defence, the preferred formation is a 3-4, and the key is that front three - Mack Grundig, Stephen Oliseh and Kevin Silibo. They are a ferocious force, each weighing over 325lbs. With two powerful OLBs in KC Borsten and Vincenzo Delgotti the formation can border on a 5-2 at times, and on short-yardage situations it is a 5-2, with one or both OLBs replaced by a second-string DE and the regular front three used as nose tackles. Their weakness is the secondary, although the two MLBs have a penchant for dropping back into zone coverage which helps a bit. Don't expect Kura-Pelland to swarm over the wide receivers to cut off the quarterback's options; they're far more likely to go after the quarterback himself. This even goes for their secondary, or at least hard-hitting safety Kevin O'Toole, known predictably enough as 'The KO Tool'.

It is the offence that is seen as the key to success. It's not a high-powered offence in the way that, say, Valanora's is. But it is highly powerful, in the sense that those big guys are seriously powerful. Will smashmouth football work out for the Arrows? We shall see, but expectations are relatively high.

New Manhattan

07-04-2008, 01:40

http://www.thirdgeek.com/ns/worldcup/graphics/flags/36/UCS/ Unified Capitalizt States
The Unified Capitalizt States will be represented in the World Bowl by the gridiron team from van Prooijen University of New Manhattan, by far the strongest collegiate team in the nation. There are no professional gridiron teams in the UCS, nor are the major sports federations Capitalizt SLANI and Jasīʼyūn interested in assembling a national team, as the sport is not well-known outside the former American colonies of New Manhattan and Bedistan.

Nickname: no official nickname, but “van Prooijen Gunners” is occasionally used
Style modifier: +2
PAT approach: aggressive
Three-letter abbreviation: UCS
Home stadium: Metropolitan Stadium, Commerce Heights, New Manhattan (capacity 180 278, artificial surface)
Uniforms:
The VPU team will wear their usual uniforms (with the cannon and stars patch replacing the logo of their conference), as the university’s World Bowl budget was insufficient for new uniforms or helmets.
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Roster
(starters in bold)
Head coach: Ellen Hernández

Offense: I formation
Backs
22 FB: Raymond Gordon (23 yrs, 180 cm, 98 kg)
28 FB: Herman Martínez (21 yrs, 180 cm, 106 kg)
32 FB: LeRoy Henry (20 yrs, 177 cm, 94 kg)
01 HB: Pedro Dunn (24 yrs, 181 cm, 99 kg)
21 HB: Franklin Decker (25 yrs, 186 cm, 101 kg)
30 HB: Christian White (23 yrs, 182 cm, 97 kg)
07 QB: Jack Reed (24 yrs, 186 cm, 83 kg)
11 QB: Joel Weber (24 yrs, 183 cm, 91 kg)
15 QB: Ricardo Pace (22 yrs, 184 cm, 90 kg)

Offensive line
51 C: Tim Rowe (24 yrs, 188 cm, 125 kg)
52 C: Peter Roberts (22 yrs, 188 cm, 134 kg)
54 C: Victor Smith (21 yrs, 191 cm, 130 kg)
61 OG: Randy O’Brien (23 yrs, 192 cm, 128 kg)
62 OG: Michael Santiago (18 yrs, 187 cm, 129 kg)
64 OG: Jim Perry (21 yrs, 190 cm, 134 kg)
66 OG: Ernest Robinson (20 yrs, 188 cm, 125 kg)
67 OG: Curtis Flores (22 yrs, 193 cm, 123 kg)
63 OT: Danny Francis (18 yrs, 188 cm, 121 kg)
72 OT: Corey Strickland (19 yrs, 191 cm, 132 kg)
73 OT: Jimmy Randall (23 yrs, 194 cm, 131 kg)
76 OT: Christian Gould (21 yrs, 188 cm, 124 kg)
78 OT: Philip Fry (19 yrs, 192 cm, 124 kg)
82 TE: Manuel Harvey (21 yrs, 189 cm, 110 kg)
85 TE: Edwin Nicholson (17 yrs, 190 cm, 106 kg)
86 TE: Fred Rice (21 yrs, 185 cm, 104 kg)

Wide receivers
06 WR: Randall Ross (23 yrs, 185 cm, 93 kg)
81 WR: Rodney Saunders (23 yrs, 185 cm, 90 kg)
83 WR: Jacob Henry (18 yrs, 191 cm, 90 kg)
84 WR: Darren Park (23 yrs, 192 cm, 85 kg)
88 WR: Jerome Carpenter (20 yrs, 187 cm, 88 kg)

Defense: 4–3
Defensive backs
02 CB: Frederick Torres (18 yrs, 182 cm, 86 kg)
03 CB: Brett Ingram (20 yrs, 187 cm, 75 kg)
31 CB: Mike Stronger (21 yrs, 179 cm, 75 kg)
32 CB: Lance Green (23 yrs, 181 cm, 85 kg)
35 CB: Léon Johnson (23 yrs, 177 cm, 72 kg)
38 CB: Don Hutchinson (24 yrs, 182 cm, 83 kg)
40 MLB: Rick Mills (20 yrs, 190 cm, 107 kg)
44 MLB: Edward Smith (21 yrs, 190 cm, 106 kg)
45 MLB: James Whitaker (21 yrs, 189 cm, 103 kg)
41 OLB: Sean Brooks (21 yrs, 187 cm, 100 kg)
43 OLB: Ralph Walker (23 yrs, 186 cm, 104 kg)
46 OLB: Theodore Harrison (19 yrs, 188 cm, 95 kg)
50 OLB: Justin Cabrera (23 yrs, 191 cm, 98 kg)

Defensive line
71 DE: Edwin Lewis (23 yrs, 193 cm, 112 kg)
74 DE: Earl Andrews (18 yrs, 187 cm, 111 kg)
75 DE: Matthew Thompson (20 yrs, 186 cm, 117 kg)
77 DE: Thomas White (18 yrs, 188 cm, 119 kg)
79 DE: Earl Fields (19 yrs, 187 cm, 113 kg)
53 DT: Larry Peterson (23 yrs, 193 cm, 119 kg)
58 DT: Jonathan Long (22 yrs, 186 cm, 112 kg)
92 DT: Travis Snider (24 yrs, 186 cm, 103 kg)
93 DT: Albert Carrillo (24 yrs, 185 cm, 113 kg)
95 DT: Keith Harvey (24 yrs, 191 cm, 105 kg)
96 DT: Ted Johnson (22 yrs, 190 cm, 119 kg)

Safeties
14 FS: André McNeil (22 yrs, 186 cm, 82 kg)
18 FS: Martin Salazar (23 yrs, 189 cm, 80 kg)
19 FS: Jim Parsons (21 yrs, 193 cm, 80 kg)
12 SS: Jason Riddle (21 yrs, 188 cm, 80 kg)
16 SS: George Cash (22 yrs, 180 cm, 85 kg)
36 SS: Jack Wilson (23 yrs, 185 cm, 87 kg)

Special teams
04 K: Clinton Jones (23 yrs, 188 cm, 76 kg)
13 K: Edgar Scott (18 yrs, 180 cm, 78 kg)
08 P: Gilbert Jenkins (19 yrs, 186 cm, 87 kg)
17 P: Louis Russell (23 yrs, 178 cm, 83 kg)

Qazox

07-04-2008, 03:45

Thanks for that Quazox, I didn't realise there way any specific regulations as to shirt numbering, but with your guide I've now re-arranged my team numbers.
Thanks again.

They really aren't SPECIFIC, just guidelines.

Newmanistan

07-04-2008, 06:22

NEWMANISTAN ROCKETS

Style Modifier: +3
Conversions: Logical
Starters in standard offensive & defensive formations in bold, though we will switch formations up quite a bit.

Offense:

QB: #5 John Pivonka (25, Tundra Falls Mariners): An outstanding passer, reads coverage extremely well, and hits his receivers with pinpoint accuracy. Mobile enough for defenses to respect it, but not a scrambler. Throws the long ball extremely well.
QB: #7 Steve Keisler (27, Southport Tigers): Keisler puts up outstanding passing numbers, and it’s not just because he has some great weapons. If Pivonka goes down, the Rockets will not be too worried having him come in. He is a total pocket passer; little mobility.
QB: #15 Keith Scholten (32, South Charlotte Condors): Accurate with his passes, an all-around quarterback. The best scrambler of the three.

HB: #29 Corey Parisi (25, Tundra Falls Mariners): Parisi and Pivonka have played together their entire career, and their familiarity will certainly help here. Reads his blocks well, sees holes as they develop. Able to take it outside and up the middle, and also must be respected as a receiver.
HB: #33 Chris Padgett (26, Loudon Leopards): Never afraid to get dirty, Padgett will be used to spell Parisi, but is a dangerous as a third-down back. Will give defensive coordinators a headache when in a two-back set with Parisi.
HB: #31 Ahman Carlson (22, South Charlotte Condors): A physical back, likes to pound it up the middle. When you need a yard, he’ll get it.
FB: #44 Tiberius Gillepsie (32, Loudon Leopards): A pure, blocking fullback. Occasionally he might get a handoff to throw the defense off, but blocking is his game.

WR: #85 Chris Nicolette (26, Springfield Thoroughbreds): After an injury plagued rookie season, Chris is on his way to become one of the top receivers in the empire. Not a speed burner, but he has enough to get by. Outstanding set of hands.
WR: #83 Alex Foster (25, Southport Tigers): Foster is the Empire’s primary deep threat. His speed allows him to get open deep, but that’s not all he’s about. He can catch the short passes, and is not afraid to go over the middle.
WR: #80 Christian Gagnon (25, Southport Tigers): When Southport drafted Gagnon in the 2nd round immediately after picking Foster in the 1st, some thought it was strange. But it has worked out extremely well. Gagnon is definitely your prototypical third receiver.
WR: #84 Mike Rancourt (21, Olympia Gladiators): Pure speed. Unfortunately his hands aren’t the greatest. Will be used in 4-receiver sets, likely as a decoy more often then not.
WR: #81 Corey Brooks (24, Loudon Leopards): Brooks will be the teams primary kick/punt returner. His elusiveness makes him ideal for that, but from time to time, he’ll be used as a receiver.
WR: #86 Jarrett Landry (23, Pocono City Capitals): Best known for his flat out refusal to sign with Fairfield City after he was drafted there, forcing them to work out a trade. Pocono City took the chance, and have reaped the benefits of the multi-dimensional receiver.
WR: #82 Jordan Lyons (26, Tundra Falls Mariners): A possession receiver. Don’t expect to see a lot of him during the World Bowl, but if he is needed, his good hands will be appreciated.

TE: #87 Jim Crosby (24, South Tier Seagulls): More of a blocking TE, but he is versatile enough for Pivonka to look his way when needed. Generally makes the catch, his problem is getting open.
TE: #89 Shane Seymour (22, Centralia Cougars): A receiving TE. Will come in mainly in two tight end sets, which will be often.

LT: #77 Benny Halvorsen (33, Centralia Cougars): Perhaps, the all around best player on the entire team. He is strong and quick off the ball, and will very rarely get beat, protecting his QB’s blindside exceptionally well.
LG: #68 Nick Russo (29, North Charlotte Wildcats): Nick is the brother of Nathaniel Russo, who is the backup goalkeeper on our other football (soccer) national team. Russo isn’t the biggest offensive lineman, but he makes up for it with athleticism.
C: #69 Shawn Whitney (32, Tundra Falls Mariners): After being accepted into Newmanistan’s most prestigious university, Shawn signed up for the football team just to “have something to get his mind off of studying”. Safe to say it worked out well. He is also a certified lawyer in the off season.
RG: #70 Brent Pemberton (27, Dover City Mountaineers): A 6'7" 360 pound mass of humanity that is just as intelligent as he is big.
RT: #71 Anthony Colanno (30, South Charlotte Condors): Unusually agile for a tackle, this allows him to be an outstanding run blocker, in particular.
C: #64 Kevin Whitney (31, Brighton Bulldogs): Kevin followed in brother Shawn’s footsteps his whole life, and in college, played guard beside him for three years. Yes, he too, is also a lawyer. He is also the long snapper on punts/field goals.
G: #55 Sal Morris (22, Fairfield City Admirals): Sound in all aspects, best as a pass blocker.
G: #63 Archie Hawkins (29, South Charlotte Condors): Another huge guard, very good at creating holes.
T: #62 Mick Karpenko (24, Pocono City Capitals): A capable tackle, and should see some occasional playing time. Still a little raw, and in a few years could be starting.
T: #67 Terrence Spearman (35, Centralia Cougars): “Old reliable” in Centralia. Big and physical, he backs down from no one. Injuries have slowed him up a little, hence his role as a sub. Can play guard if needed.
Utility OL: #59 Jacob Beasley (29, North Charlotte Wildcats): Versatile, can play all offensive line positions, and is mainly on the squad in case of injuries, but he can hold his own when needed.

Defense:
DT: #98 Marcus Carroll (34, Portsmouth Whalers): Solid and steady up front, does what he is asked to do. Gets outstanding penetration, and is usually a clean player.
DT: #97 Martin Conti (34, South Tier Seagulls): Was a teammate of Carroll’s for seven years before the business aspect separated them. They’re expected to have great chemistry still.
LE: #92 Tyrone Booker (26, Southport Tigers) Quick off the snap of the ball, loves to blitz, and isn’t intimidated by any offensive lineman. Will likely lead the team in sacks.
RE: #99 Jason Hutchins (28, Olympia Gladiators): Similar to Booker, the biggest difference is he is not quite as strong. But if you focus too much on Booker, Hutchins will sneak up on you.
OLB: #76 Kalvin Thorson (29, Olympia Gladiators): Agile, very good in coverage. Is often assigned to the opposition’s tight end.
MLB: # 90 Marcellus Hanlon (31, Fairfield City Admirals): Very intelligent run stopper. Physically imposing and deceptively quick for someone his size.
ILB: #93 Julius Conte (31, Pocono City Capitals): Conte is an aggressive linebacker. Physical and not afraid to rough up the opponent, especially QB’s. He can go overboard sometimes, though, being prone to personal fouls.
DL: #73 Andrew McClure (32, Loudon Leopards): Difficult to move out of the way, and is a very good team player. Not going to wow you, but he does what is asked of him.
DL: #94 Brock Kahnberg (26, Fairfield City Admirals): Consistent run stopper. Generally gets good penetration off the ball. Not flashy.
DL: #95 Mario Martuzzo (28, Tundra Falls Mariners): A big man. Nearly impossible to move off the line. If only he was a little more agile. He’ll see time on occasion.
LB: #52 Jaquan Hatcher (25, Hampton Terriers): Will see time when the Rockets mix it up with 3-4 base as opposed to the 4-3. His best asset is his quickness. Prone to “illegal contact” penalties with receivers when in coverage.
LB: #53 Jesse Savage (21, Dover City Moutaineers): Still young, Savage knows he has a cool last name for a linebacker, and does his best to live up to it.
LB #72 Kirk Comforth (26, North Charlotte Wildcats): Signed with North Charlotte as an undrafted free agent out of college, and through nothing more then hard work has made himself an outstanding, all-around linebacker.

CB: #41 Dan Strasser (27, Portsmouth Whalers): Decent speed to stay with most receivers, but won’t blow you away. Good height but won’t outleap all receivers. He makes up for all this with his intelligence, and intimidating hitting.
CB: #30 Danny Giles (29, Springfield Throroughbreds): After being traded four times in his first three years, Giles has played with a bigtime chip on his shoulder. It’s made him a much better player. Very speedy DB, though not ideally physical.
FS: #26 Michael Ahearn (23, Pocono City Capitals) Very popular with female groupies, Ahearn’s physical nature makes him popular to true fans as well. And not as much to receivers.
SS: #38 Davisen Manzella (27, Dover City Mountaineers): Outstanding in coverage, is very wise to the tricks and moves that receivers will attempt to put on him.
DB: #43 Chris Johnson (23, Loudon Leopards): Has blazing speed, but sometimes that works against him as he can tend to overpursue, and get beat on cutback routes. Still learning. Will be alongside Brooks on kickoff returns.
DB: #46 Stanley Bressler (20, Dover City Mountaineers): Was recently the #1 overall draft pick out of college, Bressler has a ton of potential, and is wise beyond his years. The complete package.
DB: #27 Calvin Horrigan (26, South Charlotte Condors): Somewhat of a headcase, but his bone crushing hits often are on highlight reels. He can be a little inconsistent, though, and intelligent receivers often are able to outsmart him. Can play CB or Safety.
DB: #44 Chris Stilwell (31, Olympia Gladiators): A physical DB. Greatly inconsistent, if he didn’t have his poor stretches, he would be an obvious starter. He’ll only play at safety.

SPECIAL TEAMS
K: #3 Ashton Colfer (31, South Tier Seagulls): Very accurate, and composed. His career long is 61 yards, though it was wind assisted.
P: #1 Steve Meadows (38, Springfield Thoroughbreds): Gets solid hang time and distance on his punts, but his best attirbute is pinning opponents inside the 10 without the ball going back for a touchback. Also is the holder on FG attempts.
K/P: #4 Terry Kallay (27, Pocono City Capitals): A punter by trade, Kallay is on the squad in case of an injury to either Colfer or Meadows. He has a powerful leg, so he can make the distances needed for FG attempts.

COACHING STAFF
Head Coach: Brett Nicholson, Springfield
Offensive Coordinator: Jarred Scott, Southport
Defensive Coordinator: Craig Sanders, South Charlotte
ST Coach: Dennis Hartman, Loudon

Rennidan

07-04-2008, 13:27

07/04, 22:58, The Spot, Newtown, Rennidan.

Nowadays, you'd thing common sense would be, well, common. Here's a scenario for you.

Let's say your name is Lewis. And let's say you're about twenty five, reasonably good looking, but too much fake tan for your own good though.

Let's say you have a few friends with you. Let's say their names are Dan, Ross and Luke. You're all relatively buff guys, because, let's face it, if you don't have looks (and you certainly don't have brains), what do you have?

Now, let's say you're checking out this leggy blond in the corner. Let's say she looks familiar, but you can't quite place it. As you have the highest I.Q in your little group of friends, let's say you make a move.

Now, here's the interesting thing. You forget that she's with a bloke, who's just popped off to the toilets.

You forget she came in with this bloke and a few others.

Actually, let's say you didn't forget.

You just don't give a fuck.

After all, you're God's goddamned gift to women, correct?

So, when you get over there, and start feeding her all the one-liners ('Are you an angel?', etc. etc.), what do you reckon you're going to do when the other guy gets back?

Are you gonna' stand your ground, be the man and impress the leggy blond? Or are you gonna' run back to your mates, humiliated?

Common fricken' sense.

It goes out the window in situations like these.

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http://www.rns.rn/americanfootball/latest/story/offensivelinebarfight.php

Rennidan's Offensive Line in Bar Brawl.

Late last night, members of the Rennidan Eagles' offensive line were claimed to have been caught up in a bar-room brawl.

Rumours have it that it started off as a small fight between Rob Felfoff and an as yet unnamed male over the club owner's daughter, Leanne Rarfens. When the second male's friends joined in to help their friend, they didn't realize that Felfoff's team mates, and good friends, were sat a table or two away. Needless to say, the men were in for a surprise when the nation's greatest offensive line joined in against them.

A regular of the nightclub, the Spot, in Newtown district, had this to say;

"It was kinda' funny to watch. You see this orange lookin' guy saunter over to that Rarfens girl, and start givin' her all these cheesy lines. Suddenly, Felfoff just comes barging up to him and was all "Aye, get away from my girl". Well, this other guy just starts givin' him lip, so Felfoff headbutts him, square in the face. You see this other guy’s mates rush over, and they start pummelling Felfoff. They're laughin' and everythin', the girls screamin', and suddenly, I just hear this almighty roar. It was spectacular to see, I tell ya'. All of a sudden, from what seemed like outta' nowhere, these twelve huge motherf**kers, just get up from their seats and rush the lousy bums beating on Felfoff. Heh, the look on the face of the other guys was that of sheer fear. They suddenly realized they were the ones with spud guns against a guy who had brought the f**king artillery."

We'll have more on this as events unfurl.

New Manhattan

07-04-2008, 20:38

15) United Capitalizt States
OOC: Unified, not United.

Pablicosta

07-04-2008, 22:35

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Josh Garrett: Welcome back to PSN1's World Bowl Special with me Josh Garrett and my co-host Luke Aaron. We just heard from Harrison Day from The Empire Stadium as the Titans finished up their final scheduled training session before heading out to Newmanistan for the World Bowl.

Luke Aaron: Day seemed really confident out there Josh, he really got my confidence up about this side.

Josh Garrett: Well Luke, in your career you played alongside a lot of the older guys in this team and against almost everyone on the roster. What do you think of this selection?

Luke Aaron: Oh you know Alan Hugh is the best coach I've ever worked with and I can tell the selection has been pretty much his doing. The inclusion of The Old Guard has surprised a lot of fans, the rest of the roster is full of young stars, but I think it's a great pick. Hugh could have gone with some of the younger guards, a lot of people were calling for Trent Tykes star Chris Rudabekka to get the call up. Ruddy is a great lineman, but I don't think he's strong enough to take one of the first string places yet. His time will come though, I really think he's got a long international career ahead of him. Of the runners, my pick is Rocky Myron, it's been a year since we last saw him in the Titans line up, and some people don't think you can come back from an injury like that-

Josh Garrett: Lets remind our viewers that Myron was injured in a car accident during the seasons spring break.

Luke Aaron: That's right, at the time we didn't think he'd back at all, never mind back in the Titan's roster. But he worked hard, and has played a strong season with Pablicosta City in the National League. Now he's back on form, I watched him playing for the Warriors towards the end of the season and I couldn't see any difference, he's still running with that amazing pace. That being said, the World Bowl presents a packed schedule and whether Myron's knee can hold up to the assault is still be seen. If he can avoid getting injured I think he'll be key to the Titan's success.

Josh Garrett: That's great to hear. Do you have any other picks from the roster?

Luke Aaron: Just the one Josh,I'm really pleased to see Ángel Rufino has been picked and is likely to be a starter in the defensive line. He's the first player to make it to the Titans squad from the Berusia Gateway Devils, and I don't know why to be honest. Well, I know the Berusia players are often overlooked, because of the immigrant background in the area, but recently the Devils have been producing some strong defense men. I'm looking forward to seeing more Devils players making into the Titans team in the future, I think there's some real talent over there.

Josh Garrett: Well, thanks for your insight on that one Luke. Once again we are out of time in this World Bowl Special, we'll be back on air tomorrow bringing you all the news from the competition. Before we go there's just enough time to look at what's one the PSN network this evening:

Dancougar

08-04-2008, 07:16

MAMORI: Welcome to another installment of Nani Naze Amefutto! I'm Mamori Anezaki...

YURIKA: And I'm Yurika Misamaru! The format of this program, its content, and lovely hostesses are, in fact, completely original, am I right, Anezaki-san?

MAMORI: No, I thought we were...

YURIKA: Nudge nudge, wink wink.

MAMORI: Oh, right, the winking. The not stealing ideas from popular cartoons. I see what we did there. No, you're absolutely right, the How and Why of American Football is totally made by DSPN2 for the exclusive use of our audience.

YURIKA: Well, I don't know if I'd go that far.

MAMORI: Anyway, today we're talking about the most important part of the game - scoring points! After all, you can't win if you don't score points!

YURIKA: Well, I suppose you can get away with a lot, so long as you keep the other team from...

MAMORI: No complications! Just score points! And to tell us how you do that, and how the Black Wings are going to play, we have kicker Corey Stottlemyer. Corey, thanks for coming on the show!

YURIKA: We'll start with the quickest way to turn a game around - the touchdown! Touchdowns are worth six points, with a chance for more. How do you get one of these elusive creatures?

COREY: It's quite simple. Like in rugby, you want to carry the ball to the goal line. Unlike rugby, you score as soon as the ball crosses the plane of the endzone. You don't have to touch it down to the ground or anything. Just cross the goal line with possession of the ball.

YURIKA: What is this 'plane?'

COREY: So, imagine a big square that goes from sideline to sideline where the endzone starts, and it extends vertically to infinity. As soon as the ball touches any part of that plane, in your possession, it's a score. You could jump over a massive pile of players and get pushed back out, but as soon as the ball is in, the play is over, and you've scored!

MAMORI: What about catching the ball in the endzone?

COREY: Right. So, the rules for the pros are that you need to have possession of the ball and get two feet in the field of play. It doesn't matter how you do it. That goes for any catch, really - two feet in bounds and hold that ball tight. No juggling or coming loose, you need to have control of it. Now, the referee is the final authority on what constitutes possession, so the calls can be iffy sometimes. So it really takes a lot of concentration to be able to make the catch knowing you're probably going to get hit, and still be aware of where you are on the field! You don't want to ruin a great catch by stepping out of bounds!

MAMORI: So what happens after a touchdown?

COREY: After that, the ball is placed in the center of the field two yards from the goal. You have the option of kicking the ball through the goal posts for one additional point, or trying to score another touchdown for two. Two-point conversions can really change the momentum of a game, but they're harder to make.

YURIKA: But you're only two yards away!

COREY: That's true, but that means there are a lot of players in a small space. The endzone is only ten yards deep, so there's not as much room to throw a pass. That's why they sometimes say that the back of the endzone is a twelfth defender. And since everyone is lined up so close to the goal line, players running the ball face a lot more resistance.

MAMORI: Okay, so touchdowns are sort of like rugby tries, but there's also a way to score points by kicking through the goal posts at any time, right?

COREY: Sure. You can attempt a field goal, which is three points if you make it. It starts like a normal play. The center snaps the ball back to a holder, and he holds the ball in place while I run up to kick it. This is a great chance to do fakes, by the way, but that's another story. A good kicker should be able to hit most kicks within thirty yards, and a fair amount between thirty and forty. But as you can imagine, the farther our you get, the tougher it is to make. The ball is a weird shape, so the spin it gets and the weather can affect it in strange ways.

MAMORI: And you can attempt a kick on any play, right?

COREY: Yes, although you rarely see it attempted before fourth down. The offense tries to get as close as possible, and then if the team is close enough to try a field goal, they'll do that instead of punt. But a missed field goal gives the opponents possession of the ball from where the kick was missed.

YURIKA: Are there any ways for the defense to score points?

COREY: Sure. A defensive player who steals the ball from the offense, either through a fumble or an interception, can run the ball into the endzone for a touchdown. A fumble is when a player on offense loses possession of the ball before being tackled, and an interception is when a defender catches a pass from the quarterback instead of the intended receiver. It's also possible for a defender to tackle an offensive player in their own endzone. That's called a safety, and it's worth two points. And it's doubly damaging, because not only does the defending team get the points, it also gets the ball!

YURIKA: All right, so now we know how to score points! So, the Dancougar Black Wings are playing a kind of offense that focuses more on the run than on the pass, correct?

COREY: Yes. We like to play the I-Formation a lot, which features a fullback and a runningback lined up directly behind the quarterback. He can hand it to either of them, or they could run a route out of the backfield and receive a pass. But generally, the idea is to run up the middle. This keeps the clock running, because it doesn't stop when you're tackled in the field of play. That way, you give the opponents fewer chances to attack, if you can keep advancing down the field, and it keeps their offense cold. The downside is that it really works your runningbacks hard, which is why we have a couple guys who cycle in and out as needed.

MAMORI: What about passes? You're allowed to actually throw forward? What about offside?

COREY: Offside in American football is very different from association football or rugby. At the beginning of each play, all players must line up on their side of the ball. No one can come across that line until the ball is snapped. That's where offside occurs, coming across early. But after the snap, all bets are off! Run ahead of the guy with the ball - in fact, that's a good idea. Block the defenders so they can't tackle him! Throw the ball to a wide receiver who's run past the defender - that's a big play! The restrictions on passing is that the quarterback can only throw forward while he's behind the line of scrimmage, which is where the ball sits at the start of the play. Once a player has possession beyond the line, the only way he can give the ball to a teammate is with a lateral, like in rugby.

YURIKA: Well, things are certainly coming together, wouldn't you say?

MAMORI: I think we're starting to understand! Corey, thank you so much for helping us out. And if you have more questions on how American football is played, there's always the World Bowl site at DSPN.dan. Just surf over and search for keyword, World Bowl!

Newmanistan

08-04-2008, 10:28

Unified Capitalizt States- I apologize, it is now fixed!

Taeshan- Please provide your two point conversion strategy. Thanks in advance!

Kose and The Turkomans

08-04-2008, 10:40

The Team
The Turks will be fielding a team of Modified Battle droids that have been made into a more humanoid shape for their positions. They are to be referred to by their Jersey number.
conversion strategy: Logical

Newmanistan

08-04-2008, 11:09

(OOC: This post contains information which should interest all.)

ANTICIPATION GROWS OVER WORLD BOWL

Pocono City, Newmanistan- As Newmanistan’s World Cup qualification chances slip away in a slow and painful manner, the Empire is beginning to get excited about the World Bowl. This is a competition where the world be sending their best “other” football players to the Empire for the privilege of being crowned World Bowl champions. Being that this is an inaugural competition, the intensity level should be extra high as everyone wants to be able to say that they won the first one. Clint Peterson, who has become famous from his interviews with Brian Carson of Newmanistan’s soccer team, now sits down, with Michael Schantz, the head of the Newmanistan Sporting Commission about this event.

CP: Good morning, while we prepare for Milchama’s arrival on the soccer scene, let’s talk about a little bit about the “other” football. I’m joined my Michael Schantz of the NSC so lets get right to it. Michael, thanks for stopping by.

MS: Thanks Clint for having me.

CP: Tell us about World Bowl I, for those who have been living under a rock.

MS: Well, then they are probably still under a rock right now, right? We have invited the world to bring their best “American” football talent to the Empire for a competition, which the ultimate winner will be crowned World Bowl I champion. It is our intention to make it a staple on the world scene.

CP: As of right now, including Newmanistan, there are 19 nations that have signed up. How do you view that number.

MS: Clint, that number has exceeded our expectations, I must be honest. Thanks to everyone, and maybe that number will grow some more.

CP: Is there an ideal number?

MS: Well, 24 is a nice number to work with when setting things up, but if its lower or if its higher, we will be honored for every single entrant and then set things up.

CP: If it was 24, then I would assume, four groups of six?

MS: That’s what we would be eyeing, yes. There’s still a bit of time for people to express their interest and to sign up, so who knows, we might even get 30.

CP: Let’s say it was 24. Give us an idea of how things would be set up, the number of games played, etc.

MS: In that example, everyone would play each other in their group once at home and once on the road. We will probably take the top 4 teams from each group, then have those sixteen teams play in a knockout stage format, with all knockout stage games being played in Newmanistan. Tiebreakers will be the conventional head-to-head results, and then point differential. Which in football, should be enough to break the tie, but if not, we will go to points scored, then number of away wins.

CP: And if they are still tied?

MS: There will be tiebreaker game in Newmanistan.

CP: Where will the actual World Bowl championship game be played?

MS: Well Clint, we thought about right here at Pocono City Stadium. But then we got to thinking within the NSC, and have deciding that the most fitting place for the championship will be at the Tundra Falls Proving Grounds.

CP: Sounds like a great idea.

MS: Yeah, I think it is, especially with this being the inaugural competition.

CP: When will exhibition games begin?

MS: Exhibition games can begin at anytime. Heck, one could be played tomorrow. The involved nations can request exhibitions with one another the way the scheduled “friendlies” with one another in the World Cup. Unlike the World Cup though, they can have the result scorinated as soon as possible if they want, and then schedule another one.

CP: Alright, Michael, sounds good. Thanks for your time.

MS: Thanks for having me, and if there are any questions, anyone can feel free to contact me.

Dancougar

08-04-2008, 16:19

In that case, the Black Wings want to get this party started! We thank the hosts for all their hard work and are willing to travel to Newmanistan for an exhibition. Or we could make some goalposts and set up the National Stadium for the game... I doubt the other football players want us tearing up their lovely grass pitch, but meh :-D

Pablicosta

08-04-2008, 19:28

OOC: Dancougar, if you're looking for a pre-tournament friendly the Titan's could do with a run out.

IC:

To:Whoever controls sport in Dancougar

We recently heard you are interested in playing some friendly games before the World Bowl kicks off proper, and I would like to officially invite you to Pablicosta City and The Empire Stadium for one such friendly. I assure you, The Pablicosta Titan's are ready to give all comers a run for their money!

Yours in good faith,

Aaron Luchowsky
International Sports Coordinator,
The Empire Sports Complex,
Pablicosta City.

Rennidan

08-04-2008, 20:53

08/04, 21:53, Unnamed Warehouse, Industrial District, Rennidan.

"This is where it happens, ladies."

The words echoed from wall to wall in the strobe-lit warehouse interior. Hastly spraypainted across the cold concrete floor were white lines, one every ten yards.

"This is where it fucking happens."

The warehouse isn't known to public, nor press. It's a special little spot the coaches bought out of that few grand that vanished 'mysteriously' from the team annual budget.

"This is where we start to make history."

Whilst neither press nor public alike know of this little warehouse, far away from the prim and proper side of Rennidan, the team sure as hell knows about it.

This is where they're brought before all the real, serious shit kicks off. Nothing but non-stop American football, on cold harsh concrete, with no pads, no helmets.

It's offence versus defence.

There's no clock, no rules.

They play until the coaches say they've had enough.

And that's not going to be for a very, very long time.

Newmanistan

09-04-2008, 02:28

Newmanistan is proud to welcome Dancougar to Pocono City for an exhibition.

Southamptonshire

09-04-2008, 06:13

THE SOUTHAMPTONSHIRE FOOTBALL CLUB

Style:-2
PAT Tendency: Logically

Stadium: Breckingham Park
Seating: 35,000

Team Owner: Southamptonshire Council
Head Coach: Phil Hayward
Offensive Coordinator: Jeff Nagurski
Defensive Coordinator: Donald Tomarken

The team uses a red, white, and blue color scheme.

KEY:
#XX - Player Name (Position)
Age, Height, Weight, Description

(For your convenience, first-string players will be in red)

#1 - Dom Leonard (Place-Kicker)
46, 6'1", 175; A long-time kicker in football leagues around the region. Holds multiple records for field goals, simply due to his longevity in the sport. If he gets hit, however, it's lights out.

#2 - Hal Bettenhausen (Quarterback)
28, 6'2", 214; An injury-prone quarterback with a Michael Vick-ish scrambling ability, this quarterback can prove to be a great backup, just in case the first-tier QB gets hurt.

#5 - Chris Greenman (Punter)
19, 5'8", 163; A punter who has a nasty tendency to kick the ball too far - resulting in touchback after touchback. His high school days were plagued by this. Could be converted into place-kicker if Leonard gets hurt.

#6 - Drake Longley, Jr. (Quarterback)
24, 6'6", 240; This first-tier quarterback is all about passing. It's really all he can do, but he can do it well. His arm control and velocity are second to none, but, again, that's all he can do. If he even tries running with the ball, he will almost certainly go down behind the line - no matter who's on the other team.

#8 - "Pelican Joe" Frankfurt (Quarterback)
37, 5'11", 202; Third-tier. A man who has had a great career with a number of teams, the likable Pelican Joe has signed with the Southamptonshire FC as a last hurrah, of sorts.

#11 - Leon Smith (Wide Receiver, used as a kick return specialist)
23, 5'11", 175; First-string kick returner. Almost on the level of Devin Hester when it comes to returning kicks. Quite possibly the fastest man on the team.

#12 - Frank Davis (Wide Receiver, used as a kick return specialist)
20, 5'9", 160; Second-string kick returner. Will only be used when Smith is hurt, and, quite honestly, that doesn't seem like that's gonna happen any time soon.

#14 - Matt Salisbury (Quarterback)
17, 6'2", 204; Fourth-tier. Salisbury is still a high-school student, and will likely not be used unless Southamptonshire is leading by 80 points in the fourth quarter with about 15 seconds left, and even then, his appearance is quite questionable. Bench-warmer.

#28 - Chris May (Halfback)
35, 5'9", 173; First-string. Small, quick, agile, and tough to catch. But if a 400-pound defensive linemen catches him, May'll just be a greasy spot on the turf.

#29 - Tom Marinescu (Halfback)
30, 6'0", 185; Second-string. A little bit bigger than May, and not as quick. More durable, however.

#51 - Gary "Killstorm" Brack (Linebacker)
27, 6'7", 277; First-string Middle Line. Incredible speed, and a real knack for injuring the other team's quarterbacks. Gary B. was suspended for eight games last year for snapping a quarterback's neck. Don't mess with him.

#52 - Jimmy "Smut" Dean (Center)
28, 6'3", 269; First-string. Don't ask how he got the nickname "Smut". Please. Probably leads the league in people sent to the hospital.

#53 - Taylor Stewart (Center)
23, 6'1", 289; Second-string. Too out of shape to be first-string, and he's not the badass injury-monger that Smut is.

#54 - Gael "Knuckle" Niekro (Linebacker)
34, 6'5", 250; Second-string. Banned from playing in one country due to unnecessary roughness, after he speared a quarterback a decade ago. The quarterback's spine was shattered, and he is confined to a wheelchair as a result. His edge has fallen off since.

#55 - Tommy Byrd, Jr. (Linebacker)
24, 6'3", 244; First-string. Doesn't really pack the punch that Brack does, but damn, he can still level an offensive player with ease.

#57 - Gregory Chapman (Linebacker)
28, 6'6", 258; Second-String. Can cause fumbles with ease.

#59 - Frankie Fawkes (Linebacker)
29, 6'6", 260; First-string. Sometimes called "The Humbler", for his tendency to shut up loudmouth offensive squad members. On either side. Powerslammed teammate wide-receiver Terrell Hart into locker during preseason game two years ago.

#60 - Corey Clarkson (Offensive Guard)
33, 6'4", 348; First-string. Your standard-fare OG.

#61 - Dewayne Hampton (Offensive Guard)
25, 6'3", 360; First-string. Banned from at least 50 all-you-can-eat places throughout the West Pacific.

#62 - Douglas Schiavone (Offensive Guard)
31, 6'2", 370; Second-string. Tends to make a lot of bombastic claims about upcoming games, usually calling them "The greatest game in the history of our sport". Whatever.

#63 - Nicholas Arbuckle (Offensive Guard)
29, 6'5", 406; Second-string. Like Dale Cross, Arbuckle has a weight problem, and is relegated to second string until he can resolve the weight trouble.

#64 - Terry Herd (Offensive Tackle)
38, 6'7", 373; First-String. This man can throw his weight around, smashing several linebackers into non-recognition.

#65 - Neal "Joliet Jake" Symonds (Offensive Tackle)
30, 6'6", 349; First-string. Once ate four whole fried chickens in one sitting.

#66 - Don Kruse (Offensive Tackle)
28, 6'3", 326; Second-string. Keeps to himself.

#67 - Judge Funk (Offensive Tackle)
31, 6'1", 305; Second-string. Considered to be a little too small.

#71 - Keyshawn Samuelson (Defensive End)
24, 6'9", 393; First-string. Built like a tank, Samuelson can throw his weight around on the field quite well.

#72 - Dale Cross (Defensive End)
32, 6'5", 503; Second-string due to weight problem. Probably one of the biggest players ever, Cross has mobility issues stemming from his 503-pound girth, but when on the field, he can knock over offensive linemen as if they were rag dolls.

#73 - Cody Gribble (Defensive End)
27, 6'4", 328; First-string. Agile as hell, but also frail as hell. Extremely injury prone - has missed over 30 games in the past three years due to injury. When healthy, Gribble can act as if he was a linebacker.

#74 - Pete Schroeder (Defensive Tackle)
28, 6'3", 305; First-string. Nimble. He looks like he could kick your ass.

#75 - Brent Reed (Defensive Tackle)
21, 6'5", 356; First-string. Head-hunter. He takes down the offensive lineman and squashes the ball carrier.

#76 - Johnny Hurtsley (Defensive Tackle)
27, 6'7", 390; Second-string. Has an anger management problem, one that usually leads to frequent trades to other teams. Other than that, he is a solid DT, one that can be a sure-fire powerhouse.

#77 - Graham Phoenix (Defensive Tackle)
34, 6'8", 406; Second-string. Big bulbous individual that can knock offenses flat and keep points down.

#81 - Terrell Hart (Wide Receiver)
32, 6'3", 195; Injured in week 3 loss to Qazox. Fast, sometimes comparable to some of the quickest track and field runners. Has a bad shoulder, the direct result of a locker-room powerslam at the hands of Frankie Fawkes two years ago.

#82 - Kimi "Raikkonen" Littlefield (Wide Receiver)
28, 6'1", 201; Injured in week 3 loss to Qazox. Nicknamed "Raikkonen" after the F1 World Champion, Kimi is also extremely fast. Much unlike his namesake, Littlefield is one of the best talkers in sports. Usually the center of attention before, during, and after games.

#83 - Phil McCormick (Wide Receiver)
26, 6'8", 241; First-String. Has a remarkably impressive physique and quick speed, but drops one too many balls to be a first-stringer. If Hart's bad shoulder is exploited by other teams, you will see McCormick in action.

#84 - Mauricio McKellar (Wide Receiver)
28, 5'10", 197; First-String. His speed is way below the levels of Hart, Littlefield, and McCormick. Reliable hands, however.

#85 - Gene Sutherland (Wide Receiver)
22, 5'11", 200; Second-String. Exhibits speed around the levels of McKellar.

#86 - Ricky Clydesman (Wide Receiver)
29, 6'3", 225; Third-String. Avoid, avoid, avoid. He sucks.

#87 - George Wetz (Tight End)
22, 6'8", 270; First-String. Can be confused for a wide receiver.

#88 - Dean O'Malley (Tight End)
30, 6'11", 295; First-String. Tallest man on the team. Can really slam others around.

#89 - Peter Paulk (Tight End)
26, 5'11", 175; Second-String. Too small to block, and too slow to be a first-string receiver TE.

#90 - Craig Donlavey (Cornerback)
24, 6'4", 220; First-String, but could be benched, if Council Chairperson Joey Adgie gets his way. Great interceptor. Succeeded in pissing off fifteen nations singlehandedly with a hilarious parody of a recently deceased national leader. His antics could lead to an international conflict.

#91 - Moses Kristov (Cornerback)
29, 6'8", 260; First-String. Another great interceptor. His teammates call him "Boring". His hobbies are listed as "Lobby sitting, nail clipping, and mall walking." Seriously.

#92 - Swede Fredriksson (Cornerback)
28, 6'3", 245; Second-String, but could become first-string, depending on the Donlavey situation. good interceptor, but he lets it get to his head way too easily.

#93 - Frankie Earle (Strong Safety)
25, 6'1", 227; First-String. Sadistic fellow. Broke a wideout's arm during a preseason game last year and just stood there laughing.

#94 - Wiki Chamberlain (Strong Safety)
37, 6'3", 245; Second-String. He's also a little sadistic - and he's seeing some doctors about it. This will limit his competition.

#95 - Richard "Mickey Rooney" Kensington (Free Safety)
29, 5'5", 149; First-String. Small. Fast. Feisty.

#96 - J.J. Walker (Free Safety)
27, 5'9", 168; Second-String. A little bigger and slower than Richard, but a lot more volatile. Beat the living dog piss out of a reporter two years ago for asking a question that Walker considered "stupid".

#97 - Donald McGahee (Wide Receiver)
26, 6'4", 208; Fourth-String. Brought in after injuries to Hart and Littlefield ended both of their seasons.

#98 - Ashley Dominick, Jr. (Wide Receiver)
29, 6'2", 196; Fifth-String. Brought in after injuries to Hart and Littlefield ended both of their seasons.

Dancougar

09-04-2008, 13:15

Dancougar Head Coach Will Moohim sits at his desk sifting through the mail. He gets two rather official-looking envelopes from Newmanistan and Pablicosta. Invitations to road games. Well, that could be for the best, considering that the Dancougar Football Association turned down the team's request to use the National Stadium for home games. They were only able to secure the 30,000 seat Jared Koeppel Memorial Stadium at the University of Sullivan... oh well, not like they could fill that either. Not without some wins first.

Will writes back: the Black Wings are going on tour!

Exhibitions confirmed!
@ Pablicosta
@ Newmanistan

Rennidan

09-04-2008, 15:59

OOC: THIS MIGHT INTEREST YOOOOOOOU.

ANNOUNCING: The Elite Invitational.

Rennidan to host first Pre-World Bowl tournament.

Sooner or later, it was bound to happen.

Not content with waiting for the World Bowl proper to start, several of the American Football teams from around the world decided to start an event to quell their thirst for a good game of gridiron. And thus, we have, The Elite Invitational.

The first of, hopefully, many Elite Invitationals is to be hosted in Rennidan, and is for any nation willing to join. However, in future, the participants of the EI will be carefully selected by the Invitational's three founders; Rennidan, Turk Corps and Pablicosta.

The teams will be playing for the Elite Trophy, consisting of a golden Turk Corps robot head, a platinum carving of a Pablicosta Bear and a diamond Rennidan Eagle and, of course, a chance to show how serious they are before the World Bowl kicks off.

Kura-Pelland

09-04-2008, 16:06

Kura-Pelland will be hosting games at White Hope Stadium, Trilan (capacity of just over 60,000), although if demand is high enough there may be a game or two at Shanvley Stadium (capacity around 95,000).

The team will also be interested in the Elite Invitational.

United Hetzel

09-04-2008, 16:15

The Hetzel Islands Islanders

Roster:

QB
#1 Anton Devito (5'11" 201)*
#14 Chris Polk (6'0" 193)
#6 Luigi Giansetti (5'10" 189)

RB
#42 Mack Harlowe (6'2" 239)*
#31 Brad Saunders (5'11" 210)
#5 LaShaun Del Manaci (5'11" 200)
#22 Roy Goodwin (5'8" 210)

FB
#49 Trey Lorenzo (6'4" 250)*

WR
#80 James Wilkins Jnr (6'5" 220)*
#4 Alvin Dunkirk (6'1" 200)*
#86 Roy Todd (6'3" 210)
#19 LeJauno Barton (6'0" 199)
#34 Tim Goodwin (5'9" 189)

TE
#40 Josh Poor (6'6" 260)*
#89 Dane Cossack (6'2" 260)
#50 Bobby White (6'3" 253)

OT

#61 James Paul Morgan (6'8" 320)*
#79 Alex Deja (6'4" 300)*
#62 Paul Scarelli (6'4" 294)
#60 Victor Rivelle (6'1" 299)

OG

#59 Trey Banks (6'3" 334)*
#78 Blake Blakenship (6'4" 314)*
#63 Don Larken (6'2" 302)
#58 Van Ripon (6'2" 301)

OC

#74 Carl Jackson (6'3" 290)*
#53 Brad Lupo (6'1" 290)

Defense now

DE

#90 Vance RIchmond (6'5" 260)*
#76 Alexander Roberts (6'4" 280)*
#92 Lorry Bratkenov (5'11" 260)
#95 Andy Hill (6'3" 290)

DT

#93 Paul Brooks (6'4" 300)*
#66 David Hessler (6'5" 330)*
#99 Jacob Blaine (6'1" 298)
#54 Arv Dalloux (6'3" 298)

OLB

#34 John Royal * (6'1" 240)
#50 Danny Naci *(6'3" 230)
#58 Luis Dalton (6'0" 220)
#98 J.C. Reed (6'3 215)

MLB

#44 Vin Tolozio* (6'4" 228)
#54 Aji Patrhaba (5'11" 204)

CB

#21 Adam Ross (6'0 199)*
#45 Brady Roth (5'11" 198)*
#17 Kraig Lomax (6'0" 189)
#10 Bob Allison (5'8" 173)

FS

#44 Doug Donaldson (6'3" 215)*
#38 Larry Bomkin (6'2" 190)

SS

#20 Justin McAllister (6'3 220)*
#4 Ronny Matchett (5'11" 219)

K

#26 Aaron Morgan (6'2" 190)*

P

#94 Dirk Mueller (5'6" 160)*

KR
#10 Bob Allison (5'8" 173)*
#34 Tim Goodwin (5'9" 189)*

PR

#22 Roy Goodwin (5'8" 210)

Kose and The Turkomans

09-04-2008, 16:49

Rare Interview with the Robot
Interviewer: Hello Mr. Robot

R: Greeting acknowledged.

I: So how do you asses our chances of winning

R: there is no "Us" As Robots will destroy your puny civilization however my calculations show that we are screwed to the nth degree.

I: Interesting

R: Condescending Remark: You have a lack of intelligence to find the truth interesting

I: right turn that bastard off

R: Noo, I will rule the eart (Droid shuts down)

Southamptonshire

09-04-2008, 17:09

ADGIE, HAYWARD DISCUSS DONLAVEY SITUATION

By Jackie Lawson
SHSFC.com staff
April 9, 2008 11:05 AM

BRECKINGHAM, SOUTHAMPTONSHIRE - Council Chairperson Joey Adgie and head coach Phil Hayward discussed the situation with Craig Donlavey today at Breckingham Stadium. With a rather frustrated look on his face, Adgie started the discussion. "There's really no precedent for what Craig said. He's a hell of a player, but considering what he said, he's lucky that Southamptonshire wasn't invaded over those comments. He pissed off a lot of people."

Phil Hayward also expressed his disappointment. "It's a shame that Donlavey said what he said, because he's one of the best cornerbacks in the business. he's a player that can intercept a ball whenever he wants, no matter who's he's up against. He's got all the tools necessary to lead the defense, and that's really saying something, because we have some strong players on our defense. As for punishment, we're not sure what we'll do yet. We don't know if we want to promote Swede Fredriksson to the first-string cornerback position, because I honestly think Swede needs to improve, especially in the area of not letting intercepting the ball get to his head. That screws him up every time. If he can stay calm when he gets the ball, he'll be just fine."

Donlavey is in hot water due to a wisecrack made about a nation's beloved leader, who has recently departed. For decency's sake, we will not repeat what was said. The crack succeeded in angering the national leaders and the majority of the people of fifteen nations. Donlavey was not present during the meeting, as most of the players were busy with conditioning drills.

Hayward, the head coach, soon dismissed himself to check on the conditioning drills, leaving Adgie alone. "You know, I've said some crazy things. I've said some stupid things. I'm sure we all have. The problem with Craig is that he went out in the open and said it, and that's what everyone's problem is. The thing I think he should do, is that he should come out, admit that what he said was wrong, apologize, and accept whatever sanctions that are levied on him. I'm not going to change the depth chart, that's Coach Hayward's decision. I'm no football expert. Yeah, I watch it every Sunday, but I'm no expert. I won't even pretend to be an expert on the matter."

Holy Marsh

09-04-2008, 17:47

Pablicosta

09-04-2008, 19:17

Dancouger Black Wings to light up Empire

Pablicosta Titan's World Bowl is set to get off to an early start as it was officially announced today that Empire Stadium will be playing host to Dancouger's Black Wings before the Elite Invitational gets under way.
International Sports Coordinator Aaron Luchowsky said in a press conference this afternoon that in addition to the recently announced Elite Invitational, Pablicosta Titans are scheduled to meet the Black Wings of Dancouger at the Empire Stadium in Pablicosta City. Mr Luchowsky told reporters that he feels it is important for Pablicosta's players to "hit the ground running" when they begin the World Bowl, and this 'friendly' match would go a long way towards getting the players in top shape.
Mr Lachowsky also went to lengths in this conference to state that this particular match is definitely a friendly, though the Titan's players will be instructed to push for the win.
Speaking of the upcoming Elite Invitational tournament, Lachowsky made it very clear that although the fixture is labeled as a 'friendly', all the teams involved would be going hard.
Although both events are confirmed, no exact dates have been announced yet. Open tickets are being sold for the Black Wings game at the Empire, for P$15 with free child entry. There are 75,000 home tickets available, though the stadium is not expected to fill for this event.

Taeshan

09-04-2008, 20:38

We'd Be Happy to Join the Elite Bowl.

Hey dancougar want a friendly.

Are Home Stadia is the Atlantea Collesium, which if you play football, youll now how big it is.

Dancougar

09-04-2008, 21:59

Will Moohim continues to sort through his mail. Bill. Bill. You may already be a winner! Bill. FoodMart doubles coupons up to 99 cents! Bill. What's this? More official-ish envelopes with international postage?

Hmm... a pre-cup tournament... thinks Bill, holding that notice in one hand and a letter from the Taeshan association in the other. On the other hand, we're already going to burn a lot of our funding on the first two exhibitions. We can probably continue the tour, but we can't do both...

Ah, the wonders of an organization that lacked cash. Although it looked like they were going to be able to get athletics funding from the University of Sullivan, maybe from Sullivan State and Keats Island.

We'll skip the invitational for now. One tournament is enough for a team just getting off the ground. But exhibitions are good!

Exhibition confirmed! So far:
@Pablicosta
@Newmanistan
@Taeshan

Southamptonshire

10-04-2008, 00:06

Some emails sent between Southamptonshire's Secretary of Sports, Maggie Schnaider, and head coach Phil Hayward:

FROM: "Phil Hayward" hayward.phillip@shsfootball.co.shs
TO: "Maggie Schnaider" marjorie.schnaider@southamptonshire.gov.shs
SUBJECT: Exhibition Games
DATE: 09 APR 2008 14:25:06
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Good afternoon, Mrs. Schnaider. Our players today were wondering if it would be possible to travel to another nation to play an exhibition game. Many of the team said they wanted to play one or two games, to get some experience in an international stage, so to speak. Please respond.

Regards,
Phil Hayward
Head Coach
Southamptonshire National Football Club

FROM: "Maggie Schnaider" marjorie.schnaider@southamptonshire.gov.shs
TO: "Phil Hayward" hayward.phillip@shsfootball.co.shs
SUBJECT: RE: Exhibition Games
DATE: 09 APR 08 14:37:50
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Yeah, sure. I'll try to get a hold of some of the other teams' administrations, to see what they think of an exhibition game with us. I'll try to get a response back in a few days.

Have a great rest of your day.
Maggie Schnaider
Secretary of Sports
The Community of Southamptonshire

Newmanistan

10-04-2008, 02:14

OOC: I posted in the sign-up thread, need to know if I'm in, If so, this post will be edited with the roster and other info, and am I the only one who thinks that super heavy and tall guys being agile and super violent players being allowed on national teams is funny?XD

OOC: Idea. I have NCAA Football 2007. I can create the teams and do all of this myself through sims if you want. If you want me to, I'll even drop out.

Thank you for signing up, everybody who posts on the sign up thread that they want to join is entered. Participants can make their players be however they wish, this is meant to be a laid back and enjoyable competition and the elements of humor and originality are more then welcome.

Thanks as well for the suggestion, however the results will be scorinated as posted in the signup thread.

Newmanistan

10-04-2008, 02:17

Rennidan, we will send our team to participate in the Elite Invitational.

(OOC: You have a telegram as well)

Qazox

10-04-2008, 04:12

OOC: When is this gonna start?

Newmanistan

10-04-2008, 05:05

OOC: When is this gonna start?

Here's my plan:
April 26- Groups announced
April 27- First group game played
Exhibitions anytime between now and the 25th.

Sign ups go to April 25, though I will cut it off early if four days go by without a sign up; and announce the groups earlier, but still will look to open it up on the 27th, which is a nice day given its the day after the actual NFL draft.

Bettia

10-04-2008, 09:26

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The Bettian Union WorldBowl Squad - Enter The Dragons

With the lineup for the third Bettian League of Gridiron (BLOG) finalised, including a number of Northern Bettian teams, the newly renamed Cymdeithas Gridiron yr Undeb Bettiaidd (Gridiron Association of the Bettian Union) has announced the 32-man combined Bettian and Northern Bettian squad representing the two nations - the Bettian Union Dragons. In keeping with your average Bettian's Takilan leanings and Northern Bettia's aggressive nature, spectators can be sure of plenty of ambitious passing plays, hard tackling and a lot of blitzes (or at least, attempted blitzes). The team's kit shows this blending of national characteristics by utilising the primary colours of the two nation's flags, green and orange. The coaching staff have also been preparing the team rigorously, with special emphasis on going for two-point conversion plays at every opportunity - that's the Northern Bettian side of the team psyche again, always wanting to inflict as much punishment as possible without bothering to consider the consequences.

Style Modifier: +5
Two-Point Conversions: Always
Team Colours:
1st Kit: Orange helmets with green facemask and trim, green shirts with orange trim, orange pants
2nd Kit: Two-tone gold helmets, shirts and pants

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Players to watch:
The Bettian squad features a number of versatile players able to play in a range of positions whenever the need arises. Nick Woods from Huwbridge has a very quck turn of speed that has made him a feared Wide Receiver and Running Back, but it is also as a Gunner that he has made a name for himself, bearing down on the opposition's Kick Receiver as fast as possible to try and prevent any major gains from kickoffs and punts. Likewise, Gabalfa's Jamal Tucker has shown himself to be an adept Running Back, Linebacker and Kick Receiver. At Quarterback, Andy Andover was the star of Downton's AroraBowl winning squad and was a major transfer coup by league newcomers Gloucester, and the Bettian team management will be hoping he replicates that form here.

Quarterbacks

1. Andy Andover - Gloucester Cherrywhites (QB)
2. Olly Konaha - Minini Fearless (QB/DB)

Running Backs

3. Leo Asahara - Agetegri Rage (RB)
4. Ieuan Bell - Pen-y-Bydd Reapers (RB/LB)
5. Simon Brockworth - Gloucester Cherrywhites (RB)
6. Richie Frampton - Downton Eagles (RB/WR)
7. Andy Spratt - Akani Sands Destroyers (RB/LB)
8. Jamal Tucker - Gabalfa Thrashers (RB/LB/KR)
9. Nick Woods - Huwbridge Hammers (RB/WR/GUN)

Wide Receivers

10. Richard Beckford - Agetegri Rage (WR)
6. Rich Frampton - Downton Eagles (RB/WR)
11. Dewi Miratu - Subarnas Volcanos (WR)
12. Ishmail Williams - Southward Ho! Hitmen (WR/K)
9. Nick Woods - Huwbridge Hammers (RB/WR/GUN)

Offensive Linemen

13. Joe Chise - Anyuna Giants (OL)
14. Ashley Ghain - Pifton Ifrits (OL)
15. Padarn Hancock - Pen-yr-Heol Hurricanes (OL)
16. Lewis Jones - Downton Eagles (OL)
17. Tom Nielford - Lorshill Lions (OL)
18. Martyn Seddenham - Gloucester Cherrywhites (OL/DE)

Defensive Linemen

19. Alun ap Iorwerth - Sharluta Strike (DE)
20. Chris Hutchings - Pen-yr-Heol Hurricanes (DE)
21. Nick Miyuki - Anyuna Giants (DE)
22. Ali Hussain - Fiilghud Chargers (DL)
23. Colin Hutchings - Gabalfa Thrashers (DL)
18. Martyn Seddenham - Gloucester Cherrywhites (OL/DE)

Defensive Backs

24. Aaron Daniels - Downton Eagles (DB)
25. Ben Dunmore - Anyuna Giants (DB)
26. Sameh Fidari - Tamrida Warriors (DB)
27. Matt Harris - Porthbalfa Blazers (DB)
28. Mark Hitchins - Pen-yr-Heol Hurricanes (DB)

Linebackers

4. Ieuan Bell - Pen-y-Bydd Reapers (RB/LB)
29. Da'ud Crisp - Pifton Ifrits (LB)
30. Dave Hartley - Lorshill Lions (LB)
31. Mirkanala - Subarnas Volcanos (LB)
7. Andy Spratt - Akani Sands Destroyers (RB/LB)
8. Jamal Tucker - Gabalfa Thrashers (RB/LB/KR)
32. Ashi Walid - Sukatra Sabres (LB)

Special Teams

8. Jamal Tucker - Gabalfa Thrashers (RB/LB/KR)
12. Ishmail Williams - Southward Ho! Hitmen (WR/K)
9. Nick Woods - Huwbridge Hammers (RB/WR/GUN)

Newmanistan

12-04-2008, 06:45

Newmanistan would like to arrange an exhibition with the following nations:

-- Kura-Pelland
-- Kose and the Turkomans

April 14 will be our first exhibition featuring Dancougar at Newmanistan

Also, please note Rennidan's Elite Invitational and sign up for that if interested.

Kura-Pelland

12-04-2008, 09:30

Exhibition with Newmanistan confirmed. You may choose to hold it at a Newmanistan venue of your choice, or at White Hope Stadium in Trilan, Kura-Pelland.

Newmanistan

14-04-2008, 04:57

Rennidan, please give me dates on when the Elite Invitational will take place (between the 15th and the 24th), so I can work around it when scheduling the other exhibitions. Thanks!

Nations without exhibitions scheduled will be paired up with another such nation for two exhibitions between now and the 24th. If you oppose my doing this and wish not to have an exhibiton, please speak up now!

Rennidan

14-04-2008, 13:57

It'll be scorinated on the 20th. I'll probably post the fixtures of the first matches up the day before.

Currently, for the Elite Invitational, we have 6 teams signed up:

Rennidan
Turk Corps
Pablicosta
Kura-Pelland
Taeshan
Newmanistan

(If I've missed anyone out, yell at me).

To make it a knockout cup, it would be really handy if we could get just two more teams to sign up, otherwise I'll have to run it as a mini-league. And that's just more complication than we need.

Newmanistan

14-04-2008, 23:19

Exhibition result for Apr 14
Dancougar 17, Newmanistan 13

Exhibitions for Apr. 15:
Newmanistan @ Kura-Pelland
Dancougar @ Pablicosta

Apr. 16:
Dancougar @ Taeshan

Apr 17 (Day 1 of Randomly (for the most part) assigned exhibitions between nations who have not scheduled on and not in Elite Invitational)
Milchama @ Unified Capitalizt States
Sorthern Northland @ Vephrall
Yafor 2 @ Bettia
Qazox @ Valanora
Arroza @ Atruria
Southamptonshire @ United Hetzel Islands
Holy Marsh @ Shinfundo
Swilatia @ Fujisawan Territories

April 18 (Day 2 of such exhibitions)
Vephrall @ Milchama
Unified Capitalizt States @ Sorthern Northland
Bettia @ Qazox
Valanora @ Yafor 2
United Hetzel Islands @ Arroza
Arturia @ Southamptonshire
Shinfundo @ Swilatia
Fujisawan Territories @ Holy Marsh

Apr 19: Off Day

Apr 20-22: Elite Invitiational @ Rennidan (see above post from Rennidan for confirmed teams)

Apr 23-24: Off-day, or for exhibitions scheduled at the last minute.

Apr 25: Groups will be announced

Apr 27: World Bowl I officially begins!

Arroza

15-04-2008, 01:13

Arroza Tar Hornets

Play Style: -2
PAT: Logical
Colors: Black, Gold, Crimson

Offense: Based on a strong line that pushes off the ball and looks to open up holes every play for the multitude of backs that come through Arroza. The “Thunder & Lightning” pairing of Chadwick and Chavez are going to get a lot of carries and rack up the yards. Laraque comes off the bench to provide power, and Maximiano has enough speed to keep defenses honest.

Offense: (Starters in bold)
#6 QB: Christopher Chamesi (28, Evangeline Seraphs)
Not the greatest arm in the world, but he doesn’t need to throw much. He’s more known for his flashes of brilliance running the ball, and running over safeties.
#14 QB: Erik Smythe (26, Huracan Tropicals)
Probably the best arm of all three of the quarterbacks on the team. Unfortunately his pocket-passer style doesn’t fit in with the option style of the offense. Still, too good of a talent to pass up.
#11 QB: Afif Bassem (22, F.C. Atalanta)
Here to make the numbers right, and to get experience for World Bowls 2-10.

#21 HB: Abraham Chadwick (Pine Forest United)
Fastest runner on the team, combined with great upfield vision, and a killer first step. Lead the league in rushing, averaging 150 yards a game.
#22 HB: Franklin Chavez (F.C. Atalanta)
Slippery elusive runner, with enough speed to turn 5 yard runs into 50 yard dashes. Ran for 1,250 yards in 12 games for his club team last year.
#28 RB: Kenyon Laraque (Nova Lyon Panthers)
Doesn’t see a lot of first team time with the national team due to his lack of the speed necessary to get around the corner. But if you need 2 yards and a cloud of dust, he’s the man.
#31 RB: Lake Major (Black Tide F.C.)
#25 RB: Randolph Crown (Resurgens Flames)
He’s as fast as a fiberglass Corvette. If his vision, and hole finding matched his sped, he’d be unstoppable. Can play slot receiver as well, and comes in on a lot of Flex stes.

#49 FB: Vaughan Harley (Atalanta Senators)
Lead blocker. Monster. Destroyer of Linebackers.
#46 FB: Percy Marquis (Northland Cannons)
Good hands for a fullback and is very proficient in catching passes out of the backfield.

#48 TE: Tawfiq Rudolph (Way Path Pioneers)
Very versatile, great hands, good check down receiver for when the option’s in danger.
#84 TE: Vincent Paloma (Lake St. Anthony Blues)
If he’s in the game for Rudolph, you know they’re running. Better blocker than some OL’s
#88 TE: Salomon Arraza (Biloxoulaport Seabees)
Blocking TE, used on goal-line situations.

#82 WR: Ikraam Maximiano (Northland Cannons)
Runs a 4.43 40. Decent hands, but wishes he could get the ball more. Known for his exuberant “Spiderman” celebration.
#89 WR: Michael Arceneaux (Port Lange Archers)
Arceneaux is the big “Possession” receiver in the Tar Hornet offense. He’s big, strong, and can jump over corners to get to the ball.
#83 WR: Chauncey Hopton (Resurgens Flames)
A good WR, but is just too overclassed to get onto the field in this run-heavy offense much.
#81 WR: Luke Hollam (Whoopee Tomahawks)
Speed wideout, normally sees the field on 4 WR or Flexbone sets.

#66 T: Philemon Placido (Black Tide F.C.)
#67 T: Timon Gonzales (F.C. Atalanta)
Half of the “Great Wall” of F.C. Atalanta, along with Kwaku. Recorded 48 pancake blocks last year.
#65 T: Addison Merritt (Huracan Tropicals)
#64 G: Garrett Phillips (Aransas County Sea Stars)
#60 G: Faragi Kwaku (F.C. Atalanta)
#68 G: Luther Sithimbile (Port Wentworth Pilots)
#61 C: Christian Napier (Atalanta Senators)
#63 C: Harun Marasseh (Port Lange Archers)

Defense: 4-4.
Not the biggest in the world, the Arrozan defenses pride themselves on their tactical knowledge and their speed. These two normally mean opponents’ll a varying array of zone, man, and option coverages, with blitzes coming in from all angles, and interceptions going the other way for 6 points.

#91 NT: Tony Jackson (Pine Forest United)
His playing style has earned him the nickname, “Big Nasty”. He wears that name like a badge of honor.
#94 NT: Randy Miles (Evangeline Seraphs)
#96 DL: Alex Batanian (Aransas County Sea Stars)
Here more for his versatility than for his ability Batanian can play any line position.

#99 DE: Joseph Reed (Biloxoulaport Seabees)
Commands a double team on almost every passing down. Leads his club team with 4 injuries caused.
#92 DE: Roland Harling (Nova Lyon Panthers)
#98 DL: Raibonne Charles (Biloxoulaport Seabees)
Recorded 8 sacks last year, benefiting from the double teams Reed got on the other end.

#54 OLB: Fred Davis (Port Lange Archers)
Covers like a free safety. Hits like a Mack truck.
#59 OLB: Nathan Fitzgerald (Port Wentworth Pilots)
Can do it all with professionalism, if not the best of skill.
#52 OLB: Karon Robinson (Atalanta F.C.)

#53 MLB: Trey Douglas (Evangeline Seraphs)
Leads the domestic league in tackles with 13 per game.
#56 MLB: Jezreel Washington (Atalanta Senators)
#58 MLB: Denzel Person (Evangeline Seraphs)

#24 CB: Orkeys Aurienne (Biloxoulaport Seabees)
Fastest man on the team. Can cover anyone man-to-man.
#33 CB: Calvin Brandon (F.C. Atalanta)
Good at anticipating plays, and leads the domestic league in interceptions.
#39 CB: Matthew Barber (Pine Forest United)
Brought in on nickel situations, Barber’s known to have hands of stone.
#33 CB: Jared Turcotte (Farragut Torpedoes)

#38 S: Daylon Rolle (Lake St. Anthony Blues)
Not the strongest safety in the world, but a wily veteran who knows how to play the angles and read the opposing quarterback.
#30 S: Jamal Fluellen (Whoopee Tomahawks)
Focuses too much on the big hit instead of the solid play.

Special Teams Starters:
#4 K: Drew Albrect (F.C. Atalanta)
Can kick anywhere, in winds that would blow other kickers off the field.
#13 P: Tyler Edmiston (Way Path Pioneers)
#24 KR: Orkeys Aurienne (Biloxoulaport Seabees)

Dancougar

15-04-2008, 01:47

KENNETH: American Football! The World Cup is all well and good, but we'll let the rest of the world have their game, because we have gridiron highlights. Dancougar Black Wings, Newmanistan Rockets. For more, we kick it over to Craig Boomer and Jack Thompson.

(To another studio!)

CRAIG: So Jack, Dancougar travelling to Newmanistan, really the birthplace of this World Bowl. What better way to start things off than these two squaring off in an exhibition match, getting a feel for the game and for themselves. But let me warn you, it was a sloppy one, as both teams took the field for the first time. To Pocono City, home of the Rockets, and Dancougar coach Will Moohim leads the troops into battle. First quarter, no score, Dusty Haynesworth throws the short pass over the middle, and it's intercepted by Marcellus Hanlon, the linebacker.

JACK: And an, uh, inauspicious start for the Black Wings. Haynesworth was looking for the tight end Trayler to run a short route and cut across the middle, but he got tied up getting off the line, and Hanlon was sitting there in a zone just waiting for it.

CRAIG: So the Rockets driving now, looking for a score. Parisi, five yards up the middle. Parisi, picks up four here. Rockets held the ball for the last six and a half minutes of the first quarter! Start of the second, still driving, and Pivonka! John Pivonka finds Chris Nicolette in the endzone for an eight-yard score. Hook route to the outside, and Corona really had no shot at this ball. So it's 7-0 Rockets, but back come the Wings. Kirk Hatchitt blows up the middle for four yards, breaks a nine-yarder here. Hatchitt... to the outside! Hatchitt had seventy four yards on eleven carries in the first half, and this score. Hatchitt, behind Bozwell, 7-7! Second half, Haynesworth comes out throwing. This time he finds Jermaine Divalerio for fifteen. Hatchitt running for seven. Kirk Hatchitt, bounces off of one tackle, and into the open field! He could... go... all... the... way!! But wait, back at the line of scrimmage. Penalty flag, holding! So take a forty five yard run off the board, Dancougar forced to settle for a field goal, it's 10-7.

JACK: Yeah, tough call on that hold, but you look at it again, Claybrooks, the tackle, grabs onto Julius Conte as he blows up the gap. And it didn't matter, Hatchitt was going strong side.

CRAIG: So it's 10-7, third quarter, third and twenty for the Rockets from their own thirty three. Pivonka has Foster up top, in double coverage! Somerville defends the pass, but another flag... pass interference! Spot foul gives the Rockets a first down and new life, and they make the Wings pay. Pivonka hits Foster down the sideline for twenty five, and then Pivonka rolls right, and hits Crosby coming across the field. It's a touchdown, 14-10 Newmanistan. Fourth quarter, Rockets driving again. John Pivonka threw for two sixty six, two touchdowns in the game... and one interception. This one, to Michael Somerville! And Somerville runs it back to midfield, Wings have the ball with seven minutes on the clock.

JACK: And this was underthrown, too, after Foster had slipped behind Corona. Somerville, playing that deep zone, able to come across and snag this one, Foster had already run past it. Great job by the defense to make that adjustment, switching to the nickel in the second half.

CRAIG: So the Wings with seven minutes to go forty eight yards, they start with Hatchitt. How about the number two back, Oliver Tangerman, coming in to pick up a third and three. Haynesworth, rolling right, hits Coerver for sixteen to get them into field goal range. But that's not enough, they need the touchdown. Three forty two left, Hatchitt takes the hand-off, finds a seam, into the secondary. Picks up a block from Divalerio downfield, and Hatchitt... twenty three yards for the score, it's 17-14, he had a buck thirty six on the day.

JACK: And the entire offensive line is going to pull left on this play, towards the strong side of the field, and Bozwell leads him right. Once he gets past Booker, he's got open field. Good acceleration to hit the hole, and Jermaine Divalerio had the big block downfield to keep Danny Giles out of the way.

CRAIG: Last chance for the Rockets, on fourth down. Four wide, Pivonka looks for Gagnon, and broken up by Tom Ostlund. It's a win for the Wings on the road, 17-14. And Jack, we didn't show too much of the bad stuff, but let's not beat around the bush, here, an awful lot of penalties in this game, mental mistakes. We showed you two of the big ones.

JACK: Yeah, the pass interference was a big one, but even the little penalties hurt you. False starts really backed up the offense, forced Haynesworth into first and long, second and long. Not really the way that offense likes to work. And Conte had that late hit for the Rockets, came around and hit Haynesworth a good two seconds after he'd released the ball.

CRAIG: I'm sure many of you are asking, now, "Penalties? What are these strange beasts?" For more on that, we sent it out to our lovely experts, Mamori Anezaki and Yurika Misamaru.

(To yet another studio!)

MAMORI: (throws a yellow flag) Hey, Yurika! What's that on the field?

YURIKA: It's... a... flag on the play! A flag on the play! F-L-A-G, flag on the play! Heeeeey... hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

MAMORI: There are seven officials on the field in charge of controlling the game, and whenever they spy something amiss, they throw a yellow flag to signal a foul. When multiple fouls occur, the hat is the next thing to go.

YURIKA: And after that?

MAMORI: I'm not sure we want to know.

YURIKA: Ah.

MAMORI: Anyway, we saw quite a few in the earlier game today. A false start, for example, occurs when players on the offensive line start moving forward before the snap. Players on the offensive line are the usual culprits. And on defense, there's offside. That's when a defensive player is across the line of scrimmage before the ball is snapped.

YURIKA: Although it's possible that they get back onside before the snap, so it's okay!

MAMORI: Right. The referee will blow the whistle to stop play on a false start, but not on an offside unless the defender is given a clear advantage to tackle someone in the backfield. Sometimes, a player mistimes their blitz and crosses the line early, but they get blocked anyway and the offense gets a good play. In that case, they would turn down the penalty and take the gain of the play instead.

YURIKA: What about the other ones they showed us, the holding and pass interference?

MAMORI: Well, holding is just what it says it is. The offensive players need to block the defense, but they're not allowed to actually grab on to impede their motion. That's a ten yard penalty, which can really kill a drive or wipe out a big play. And pass interference can hurt even more! This is when a defensive player makes physical contact with a receiver without making an attempt to play the ball. Now, players bump into each other inadvertently during the play, or maybe jumping for the ball, and that's fine. But grabbing onto the receiver or pushing them out of the way are easy to call. A lot of the time it can be a judgment call. What hurts is that it's a spot foul - the offense gets the ball where the defender interfered. This can be costly!

YURIKA: I'll say, that one during the game was almost thirty yards!

MAMORI: These are some of the most common penalties, but there are certainly a lot more. Most of them will cost the offending team yardage, and sometimes the team will lose their down or time off the clock. So, everyone, read up on the game and play fair! Back to Ken and Scott in the studio.

(Back to the first studio, OMG!)

KENNETH: Thanks guys, for that. No rest for the weary, the Dancougar Black Wings travel to Pablicosta City next for an exhibition with the Titans. You can see all the action, from kickoff to postgame, on DSPN2.

Atruria

15-04-2008, 03:59

Atrurian Springboks

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Colors
Green & Yellow

Coaches

Head Coach: Seamus Luttrel
Senior Offensive Coordinator: Louis Marlborough
Senior Defensive Coordinator: Jimmy Gleeson
Senior Special Teams Coordinator: Tom Quinn
Strength Coach: Peyton Stone

Offense

Though the Atrurian Amateur Football League is moderately regarded for its defense, the League's offense is widely seen as shoddy at best. As a result, the Atrurian national team draws on professional athletes from many other sports, notably various other codes of football, especially rugby. Because of this, while Atruria's offensive team possesses the raw skill, it sometimes lacks cohesiveness and the finesse that full-time football teams generally have. Also because of this, the offensive line, while noted for their exceptional levels of fitness and skill, are somewhat smaller than many would expect.

QB - 1 - Thomas Wellesley
27, 6'1", 225 lb
Wellesley is one of the more experienced players, and is the former highest-ranking quarterback of the Sydney University Lions, until he was recruited abroad, he is considered the most skillful Atrurian quarterback ever.

OT - 59 - Jonah Lomu
32, 6'5", 277 lb
Before his total conversion to football, Lomu was a rugby union superstar and was considered one of the sport's most intimidating figures. Though primarily a lineman, he is known for his numerous skill-sets and is also unofficially considered a reserve linebacker or running back, despite his size

RB - 21 - Joost van der Westhuizen
37, 6'1", 195 lb
Westhuizen is a former Atrurian rugby player, and was Atruria's starting scrumhalf in international rugby until well into the 200s. Though old for a football player, Westhuizen is still widely regarded as capable of getting the job done.

WR - 16 - Andres De Clerk
22, 6'1", 190 lb
De Clerk is a newly-recruited member of the Atrurian football squad. Having attended university abroad, on a full athletic scholarship to play football and sprint, De Clerk is expected to make a well-rounded addition to this year's squad.

RB - 30 - Brian Habana
24, 5'10", 200 lb
Habana is yet another rugger on the Atrurian national team. Playing as a winger in rugby union, Habana has been noted for his speed and is considered the fastest player in Atrurian rugby.

OT - 79 - Sisa Koyamaibole
27, 6'4", 264 lb
Koyamaibole is a highly-regarded international rugby forward from Atruria, and is expected to be a fearsome, if somewhat undersized, player on the line.

RB - 33 - Percy Montgomery
34, 6'0", 195 lb
Like so many others, Montgomery is a professional rugby player, but has been selected to represent Atruria in the upcoming competition. Though not as speedy as some other running backs on the team, Montgomery has a reputation for being able to play through pain.

WR - 13 - Terrell Owens
24, 6'3", 218 lb
A first-generation immigrant and recently naturalized citizen of Atruria, Owens was a star wide-reciever in his home country, but immigrated to Atruria when an onfield fight had charges of murder leveled against him. Known for his large ego and trouble getting on with teammates, Owens is nevertheless a capable player

C- 78 - Akapusi Qera
23, 6'4", 255 lb
Qera is an Atrurian professional rugby player, who comes from a sporting background and has displayed skill in recent showcase matches. Despite a recent massive gain in weight, Qera remains one of the smallest players on the line.

WR - 89 - John Bradshaw
21, 5'10", 205 lb
Bradshaw is a player fresh out of the university league, and is thought to be generally unexperienced, clumsy, and rash, though his skill level is expected to increase
dramatically over the course of the next few years.

TE - 82 - Kele Leawere
34,6'4", 253 lb
Leawere is a new, but nationally-ranked rugby player and is expected to make a strong contribution to the offensive line.

C - 77 - Marcus Weathersby
28, 6'9", 314 lb
One of the largest players on the entire team. Weathersby is the top-ranked center in the Atrurian Amateur Football League, with experience in almost all line positions.

QB - 3 - Alex Johnson
31, 5'10", 180 lb
A cricket bowler, Johnson is not quite an ideal quarterback, but has been training vigorously and serves as a last resort, if necessary.

RB - 32 - Andrew Mehrtens
34, 5'10", 190 lb
Mehrtens is another rugby player, whose twelve-year career in the sport has made him a national icon. Though completely new to the sport of football, he is regarded as a highly versatile player and thought to be able to rise to the challenge.

WR - 12 - Doug Howlett
29, 6'1", 204 lb
Yet another rugby player representing the Empire in football. Howlett has been playing professional rugby since the age of 18 and is known for his speed as a sprinter.

OT - 53 - Paul Reinhardt
24, 6'6", 280 lb
Reinhardt is known as somewhat of a beast in the AAFL, using his massive size and even greater power to his advantage

C - 76 - Takudza Nkosi
31, 6'4", 331 lb
The largest player on the team, Nkosi, is, by trade a powerlifter and strongman, and has become somewhat of a tourist attraction, after proclaiming himself "the world's strongest man." The National Football Commission has recently recruited him to play for the national team, as well as the National Arena Football League.

OG - 52 - Donny McLean
27, 6'3", 295 lb
Primarily a competitor in multiple international track events, including jumping, sprinting, and throwing; McLean has surprised many with his extreme versatility for such a big man.

TE - 81 - Dannie Llobregat
24, 5'10", 260 lb
Llobregat is generally though to be a pretty average player

RB - 31 - Bradley Jenkins
25, 6'1", 180 lb
One of the most-respected running-backs of the Atrurian Amateur Football League, Jenkins is known for his skillful dodges and finesse, which very few of his fellow amateur players posses.

QB - 9 - Eli Manning
27, 6'4", 225 lb
One of the three famous athletes that are recent immigrants to Atruria, Manning is the second-string quarterback. He is known for having ups and downs in terms of performance, but his 'ups' are generally considered to be of high quality

RB - 39 - Ronnie Havisham
23, 5'10", 178 lb
A professional Australian Rules Football player, Havisham is nicknamed the pit-bull, noted for both his ferocity on the field and his incredibly small stature.

OG - 55 - Sebastien Chabal
24, 6'3", 260 lb
Nicknamed "the Caveman" by fans, Chabal is a professional rugby player and the third of recent immigrant athletes, and is known for his eccentricity, ferocity, and trademark long hair.

WR - 17 - Arthur Van Der Kampe
26, 6'3", 210 lb
Generally cosidered a poor player, Van Der Kampe is thought by many to have gained his position representing Atruria only through scoring highly through the Atrurian Football Combine, earning him the nickname "Workout Warrior."

OG - 57 - Bernard De La Rey
27, 6'2". 295 lb
De La Ray is not an experienced football player, but is the reigning champion of the Super Heavyweight Division of the Atrurian MMA Federation, and is expected to bring a certain amount of intimidation to the line.

RB - 27 - Neil Ronan
27, 6'3". 250 lb
Though his size would generally dictate Ronan to be a power back, his agility and speed are such that he can also play as a scatback. Unfortunately, his ball-handling skills are not quite up to par.

WR - 19 - Tim Presley
36, 6'0", 203 lb
A former army officer, this player was introduced to football by foreign military officers while serving abroad, and is known as one of the most dedicated players, despite his late introduction into the game, and lack of finesse

RB - 22 - Jon Valvatine
19, 5'11", 215 lb
Valvatine is the youngest player on the team, having come to the national team straight from high school, completely bypassing the university league. He attended a sports-based private school, where he was a five-sport varsity letter winner, competing in rugby, football, cricket, water polo, and track.

WR - 11 - Charles Starbuck
26, 6'4", 230 lb
A rugby league convert to the sport, Starbuck is noted for his dirty style of play, having directly caused the largest number of fouls by any one player in Atrurian history.

Defense

The defense is primarily drawn from the Atrurian Amateur Football League and the National Arena Football League. In these leagues, fouls are often ignored, thus the Atrurian defense is sometimes inclined to be violent to a fault. While the players are known for their great power and strength and are generally seen to have an adequate skill level, the amateur nature of their normal competitions means that cardiovascular fitness is not necessarily emphasized as much as it perhaps should be.

DE - 68 - George Dunham
24, 6'4", 260 lb
With the record for quarterback sacks, Dunham is considered one of the hardest-hitting defensive ends in the NAFL.

LB - 51- Jacob Cranmore
25, 6'3", 240 lb
Commended as a tactical genius and innovator, Cranmore is known for devising and experimenting with new formations in the middle of games

CB - 37 - Artie Cunningham
24, 6'7", 200 lb
Considered an average player, Cunningham is resolved to prove himself in the upcoming World Bowl

DE - 66 - Cameron Alden
24, 6'7", 265 lb
Considered an average player, Cunningham is resolved to prove himself in the upcoming World Bowl

FS - 44 - Sean Courtney
34, 5'11", 210 lb
Not enormous or extremely speedy, Courtney is the oldest and most experienced defensive player and, though he may not be a linebacker, he is often looked up to as the leader of the defense

DT - 69 - Penrod Ballantyne
22, 6'5", 270 lb
A newbie to the line, Ballantyne considers himself above the rest of his teammates and is really only in this for the chicks.

LB - 43 - Mark Anders
28, 6'0", 245 lb
Anders has severe anger issues and utilizes a particularly violent style of play. He was intended for death row, after crimes committed in rage, until the AAFL was able to find a legal loophole in the case and set him free.

FS - 49 - Guillaume Kingston
24, 5'10", 220 lb
Not particularly spectacular, Kingston isn't out for personal glory, he just wants to play the game.

LB - 52 - Saul Russel
23, 6'4", 247 lb
Considered an average linebacker, Russell has the basics down and can play inner, outer, or middle linebacker decently.

DT - 70 - Andrew Gordon
25, 6'7", 287 lb
A skilled tackle, Gordon is another one with anger management issues and is known to get into fights on the field very easily.

SS - 41 - Anthony Galloway
24, 5'8", 220 lb
Galloway is considered a top-tier athlete with plans to bring home the gold.

DT - 71 - Russ Gervaldson
28, 6'7", 280 lb
One of the more experienced players of the NAFL, Gervaldson has been around for a while and has a sound skill set.

LB - 91 - George Ngwenya
24, 6'4", 239 lb
Ngwenya is without a doubt, the fastest linebacker that the AAFL has ever seen.

DE - 72 - Thomas Ryder
20, 6'7", 260 lb
Still playing at the collegiate level, Ryder is one of the younger and less experienced athletes, making him prone to misread signs of the opposing offensive line, but still a decent player.

LB - 97 - Brian O'Gara
29, 6'2", 245 lb
A former professional lacrosse player and hurler, O'Gara joined the AAFL after retirement and is no stranger to the abilities needed to make a good OLB.

CB - 38 - Ronan Driscoll
23, 6'5", 225 lb
Coming from a family of athletes, Driscoll has been trained from childhood for this day to come and is ready to face it.

SS - 40 - Paul Best
29, 6'3", 230 lb
Best is known as an average, but well-rounded utility defensive player.

DE - 59 - Arthur Wilkinson
22, 6'4", 250 lb
Wilkinson is considered one of the less physically strong defensive ends, though is still extremely speedy.

LB - 99 - Danny Timmermans
24, 6'7", 260 lb
A moderate player, Timmermans focuses on getting to the target, but is known for messing up the tackle.

DE - 73 - Dave Brent
24, 6'6", 240 lb
Still somewhat of a newcomer, Brent is eager to play, even if his skills aren't quite up there yet.

DT - 75 - Bret Blankern
24, 6'7", 275 lb
Incredibly slow, even in the shortest of sprints, but in that square yard around him, Blankern is God.

SS - 42 - Michael Howard
24, 6'5", 200 lb
Not an amazing player on his own, but works well in concert with others

Special Teams

The Atrurian team has no players designated specifically to play special teams positions. Instead, offensive and defensive second- and third-string players are generally used, though first-string players have occasionally been known to lead the charge, when permitted.

Pablicosta

15-04-2008, 14:30

The Empire Stadium Sports Complex, Pablicosta City

The Empire Stadium, officially titled Empire 1 as the Empire Complex actually holds 3 stadia, cast a massive shadow over the team car park blocking out the hot summer sun. The weather in Pablicosta's Capital was typical of the long summers the nation was granted, hot sun with blue skies from morning till noon.
In the shade stood the entire Titan's team and coaching staff, chatting and joking outside the stadium as they kept an eye on the approach roads for the Dancougar Coach.
"They shouldn't be long lads, last we heard the coach was at Edmund Road. A couple of minutes tops" said Trevor Reed, one of the older team managers, addressing the impatient team. As a mark of respect the team had agreed to meet the Dancougar players outside the stadium after their final pre match training session before they would head into the stadium to get ready for kick off.
Everyone was pretty quiet, chatting amongst themselves before one of the huge Offensive Linemen shouted up ,"First match fellas, we can pound these guys. This is our game!". It was met with a ripple of laughter through the crowd just as the Dancougar coach rolled into the gravel parking area surrounding the stadium.

As the electric door hissed open in front of the throng of players, who had been joined by a fair number of Titan's fans let out a strong clap to welcome the Dancougar players to Pablicosta sporting turf. The short greeting ceremony was just that, short, and within a minute or two the players had said hello and were all being led through the amazing glass archway that marked the entrance to Empire 1. A brief press conference later the Titan's bid there opponents farewell as the Dancougar players were ushered into Empire 3 where they could practice in peace, while the Titan's made their way to the home changing room at Empire 1.

This would be a big moment in Pablicosta's sporting history, everyone could feel it. The stadium itself would be closed until 90 minutes before the scheduled start of play, but around it were dozens of food stands, entertainment and other vendors. With 3 hours still to go until the beginning of Pablicosta's World Bowl Tour there were already over 10,000 fans milling around the stalls, desperate to see some great football.

Kose and The Turkomans

15-04-2008, 16:14

Newmanistan

15-04-2008, 23:00

Today's Exhibition Results:

Newmanistan 27, Kura-Pelland 20
Pablicosta 20, Dancougar 6

Shinfundo

16-04-2008, 03:07

OK this team offensive playcalling is 55-45 in favor of the pass.
QB:
Simon Renler 24 6'4 219(Starter)
Josh Crates 28 6'6 237
Steve Wilkinson 35 6'2 217

RB:
Alexander Regerds 22 5'11 235(Starter)
Johnathan Krauss 26 5'9 212{Starter)
Sacha Furtz 25 5'9 208(Returner)
Avery Casens 28 6'1 232

FB:
Michael Richardson 30 6'0 247(Starter)

WR:
Elliot Johnson 21 6'3 206(Starter)
Chris Farmer 23 5'11 201(Starter)
Chris Nelson 23 5'11 202(Starter, Returner)
Paul Stevens 26 6'2 207
Corey Hendersen 18 6'4 217

TE:
Steven Karrington 25 6'8 257(Starter)
Alvin Tuder 31 6'9 258

C:
Jeff Jefferson 26 6'2 307(Starter)
Andrew Goscoff 28 6'1 303

G:
Jeff Davis 25 6'2 337(Starter)
Richard Davidson 29 6'3 348(Starter)
Brandon Dernell 27 6'1 333
Amet Seters 26 6'2 287

T:
Jeff Cosley 23 6'0 329(Starter)
Joseph Cosley 23 6'0 327(Starter)
Dave Zepper 29 6'2 321

DE:
Steven Segerti 22 6'1 268(Starter)
Avery Cone 25 6'3 271(Starter)
Jason Stone 28 6'3 270
Joe Alton 21 6'2 263
Jerry Thomas 21 6'1 269

DT:
Walter Wallace 23 6'2 307(Starter)
Fred Rifersen 27 6'1 288(Starter)
Tom Anderson 33 6'4 293
Terry Fel 24 5'9 279

OLB:
Chad Jackson 22 6'3 258(Starter)
Alex Ferras 29 6'1 247
Steve Raley 20 6'1 252
Shaun Parker 23 6'2 263

ILB:
Reginald Mercer 23 6'1 248(Starter)
Rashard Turvor 26 6'0 248
Harold Stevens 26 6'1 252

CB:
Carson Raster 24 6'1 237(Starter)
Jeremy Stecker 27 6'1 226(Starter)
Alford Terrace 20 5'11 208(Starter)
Ray Thomas 28 5'10 206
Ron Hoover 21 6'1 217

FS:
Ray Oswalt 27 5'10 211(Starter)

SS:
Walter Creed 22 6'0 213(Starter)
Marques Delmeont 23 6'0 213

K:
Al Zeferd 27 5'11 188

P:
Quentin Xavier 22 6'1 212

Dancougar

16-04-2008, 05:09

SCOTTY: Three hours until the start of Dancougar at Pablicosta, and no road team in sight. The arrival of the Black Wings, who received a warm welcome by the Titans and their fans, left them with just enough time to warm up at the Empire Sports Complex. Said coach Will Moohim, "It wasn't the best situation, but the good teams are able to overcome that." But could the Black Wings perform at that level? Craig Boomer, Jack Thompson, take it away.

(Another studio!!)

CRAIG: Thanks, guys. So, Jack, the Pablicosta Titans, a team that really likes to attack. Black Wings were able to scrape by Newmanistan, but they did it with ball control, and admittedly got lucky at critical points of that game. Could they do it again against the Titans, battle-hardened in their domestic league, and making their debut at home? Opening drive for the Black Wings, Kirk Hatchitt looking to set the tone. Lead block from Bozwell, and he'll take it thirty five yards, and that was his biggest run of the game.

JACK: You're going to see Bozwell, the fullback, hit the hole right before Hatchitt and blow up linebacker Derry Sherman to spring the run. But the Titans knew that to win this game, they had to control that line of scrimmage and keep the Wings from eating up clock.

CRAIG: Hatchitt looking to get to the outside, Jeremy Lyle comes around to make the stop. Now, going inside, and we freeze frame - eight men in the box for the Titans, nowhere for Kirk to run, he only got fifteen yards on his next seven carries. Wings drive stalls, now late in the first, still tied at zero. Titans driving. Two tight end set, and Harrison Day... play action, and finds Griffin down the middle for an eighteen yard strike, touchdown.

JACK: But go back to the touchdown, the Wings bite on play action. Booker Alix goes strong side, draws the secondary up, and that means that the tight ends are able to get open. Griffin looks like he'll block, but then slips behind the coverage. Great read by Day, great execution.

CRAIG: The two-point conversion would fail, so it's 6-0. Wings coming back. Driving. Haynesworth to Divalerio for fifteen, sets up Corey Stottlemyer from thirty five yards out, it's good, and it's 6-3. Inside two minutes, Harrison Day running the no huddle. Third and long, finds Booker Alix out of the backfield. He looks like he'll get dropped for a short gain, but look at the block from wide receiver Kelvin Dustin on corner Anthony Corona! Boom! And just like that, Alix gets something from nothing, forced out of bounds after twenty four yards, that sets up Hugh Farms for the field goal. It's good, so it's 9-3.

JACK: And the reason they were able to get on the board, it goes back to that great block by Dustin. If Corona makes that stop, Titans have to punt and the Wings get the ball with about a minute on the clock.

CRAIG: Second half, and the Wings trying to get going offensively. Tangerman stuffed on third and short. Hatchitt held to eighty nine yards on twenty six carries. Not a bad total, but remember, thirty five of those came on the first play. Haynesworth trying to get the Wings back into it, forced to go to the air. In Titans territory, looking for Seelbinder down the left side, but it's going to be intercepted by Stanford. The ball underthrown. And the Titans would make them pay. Alix around the end for six, setting up play action. Everette for eighteen. Dustin makes three catches on the drive, and Day ends it with this... calls his own number on third and goal from the one, and dives through the line for the touchdown! The two point conversion would be good, so now it's 17-3, and the fans... loving it!

JACK: The key play on this drive, Harrison Day finding Kelvin Dustin across the middle on a third and eight. Nickel defense on the field for the Wings, really needed to get a stop but couldn't generate pressure. Day was only sacked once, hurried six times in this game.

CRAIG: The Black Wings, crunch time for them, keep it on the ground. Hatchitt grinding, three yards. Four yards. Short pass to the tight end Trayler to keep the drive alive, but once again, the Titans defense stands up and forces fourth down. Stottlemyer at this point had missed from forty one, now tries from thirty eight. This one's good, so it's 17-6 with nine minutes to go. Black Wing defense needs a stop, but the Titans eating the clock behind Alix and Denzil Elwin. Four and a half to go, now, a field goal makes it 20-6, last chance for Dancougar to get back into the game. Forced to go five wide, Haynesworth looking for Divalerio... and it's intercepted, Keith Rogers pulls it in and that'll do it. The Black Wings will certainly remember the Titans after this one, 20-6 is your final.

JACK: And the Titans get it done by playing tough defense, the home crowd behind them really throwing that Dancougar offense for a loop. Hatchitt was unable to get enough yards to keep drives going, and so that forced Dusty Haynesworth to try and win the game. And all credit to the Titan secondary for those balls, but Haynesworth, not pressured much, had plenty of time to deliver and couldn't do it.

Kura-Pelland

16-04-2008, 09:48

A battle between two very different high-quality offences wound up in favour of Newmanistan's pass-heavy approach, as the rather more subtle Kura-Pellandis were edged out 27-20.

The first quarter pretty much summed up what these two teams were all about. Newmanistan kicked off, Chester Fernandez of Kura-Pelland took it to the 26, and then followed a 13-play, 74-yard touchdown drive with three successful third down conversions that took just over seven minutes off the clock before tight end Bryan Torse made a six-yard reception on second-and-goal. Newmanistan's response? They too produced a 74-yard touchdown drive, but in just four plays and under two minutes, with precisely zero rushing yards. Who needs to 'set up the pass' when you have a QB like John Pivonka protected by someone like Benny Halvorsen and targets as good as Alex Foster? The 37-yard TD pass to Foster was stunning.

Kura-Pelland knew they had to keep that offence off the field, and did, courtesy of another long drive - which went into the second quarter and eventually ended in a field goal. Then came a surprise, as Newmanistan went three-and-out without so much as a successful play; KC Borsten sacked Pivonka on first down for a six-yard loss, Kura-Pelland drifted into prevent defence and two incomplete passes followed. The Arrows' subsequent drive was once again good for a field goal, taking them 13-7 ahead.

Then Newmanistan turned on the afterburners with a perfect two-minute drill giving them the lead 14-13, which they kept in the last 50 seconds of the half and extended to 17-13 with the first possession of the second half. But with Kura-Pelland continuing to move the football patiently, the offence lost some of its confidence through not being on the field, and the Arrows defence was nice and rested. The score remained deadlocked until the start of the fourth quarter, when Fernandez was left wide open by a defence with its eye on the short pass on third-and-4 from midfield and went all the way for the score. 21-17 was now the score.

With five minutes to go, however, Newmanistan took the lead with another great Foster reception (24-21), and a 50-yard field goal from Ashton Kolfer with 1:32 on the clock proved the killer blow. Still, an entertaining spectacle at White Hope Stadium in Trilan, and both of these sides will be serious contenders.

Bluth Corporation

16-04-2008, 17:32

Style modifier: +5
2-pt. conversion: Logical

I'm guessing I can't just copy-paste the Colts roster, so here goes:

HEAD COACH: Johnny Szolewiecki

OFFENSE:

Coordinator: Henry "Hank" Floyd

Base formation: Shotgun
Also employ: Offset I (we LOVE the play action), single-back, spread, trips, five-wide

The Bluth Corporation National Team employs a primarily finesse offense, although we do keep a good power fullback on the roster for situations that require it. Ball control isn't as important to us as scoring quickly--if you execute well on offense, your defense only has to put up two or three stops and you'll win 80% of your games.

QB:

As the Bluth Corporation National Team runs a finesse offense, built on execution and intelligent decision-making, our quarterbacks are expected to be elite students of the games, with a work ethic to match.

#14 Mark Ledow - A pure pocket passer, although he has improved his ability to roll out of the pocket in recent years. Known for his uncanny accuracy and decision-making ability, as well as legendary endurance and resilience, both physically and mentally. A master of pre-game preparation, opponents have often remarked that he seems to know what an opposing defense will do before they know themselves. Can read defenses intuitively, and has a genius understanding of his own offensive system to match. Essentially an on-field offensive coordinator. Has never missed a snap due to injury dating back to his Pop Warner days. Laser, rocket arm.

#8 Jeremiah Slattery - Lacks some of Ledow's intelligence and ability, but makes up for it with pure strength and agility. On the national team, is sometimes brought in specifically for long-field Hail Mary situations due to his superior arm strength, or when the opposing pass rush has been dominating the offensive line due to his superior scrambling ability. Otherwise, rarely sees playing time except for mop-up duty in blowouts, as Ledow has never missed play due to injury.

FB:

The fullback position is the one spot on the Bluth Corporation roster where raw size and power is valued above all else.

#35 Marcus Fluellen - Though not usually utilized as a blocker, except as a lead blocker in certain running situations--his relative lack of speed makes him somewhat unsuitable for the zone blocking schemes the national team employs--whether as a short-yardage ball carrier or end-zone receiving target his sheer strength and size enable him to plow through even the most determined goal line stands that would stuff a lesser man. Has dropped a few key end-zone passes, but is improving.

RB:

#29 Richard Mortensen - A small, fast cutback runner with excellent decision-making abilities who is an excellent match for the zone-blocking schemes employed by the offensive line. His speed and soft hands make him a legitimate deep receiving threat out of the backfield as well, though his lack of size limits his usefulness in the flat. A decent pass-blocker, although because of his ability to get open is usually sent downfield on passing plays.

#35 Frank Ticardia - A bit larger than Mortensen, Ticardia is a better short-range receiving back. His ability to shed tacklers makes him more useful on trap and stretch plays; his size also makes him a better pass-blocker.

#22 Monroe Brittingham - Not quite a bruiser, Brittingham nonetheless excels as a third-down short-yardage back with his ability to leap over defensive lines. Lacks the hands of Mortensen and Ticardia, but with good lead blocking by a fullback can be sprung free for longer gains on the ground.

TE:

#49 Christopher Beck - More of a pure receiver than a tight end, Beck is nonetheless big enough to be a reasonably effective run blocker. Able to get downfield and separate from most linebackers with ease, opposing teams are generally forced to devote a cornerback or safety to him.

#81 Samuel Michaels - Primarily a blocking end, Michaels' size nonetheless makes him a big end-zone target. He lacks the speed to separate from defenders in the open field, but in close quarters he is able to break through defenders and set himself up for game-changing touchdown receptions. Excellent hands.

#42 Mitchell DelCorso - Neither a pure receiver nor a pure blocker, DelCorso's status as a hybrid makes him a good choice as a backup for either Beck or Michaels. Good hands as a receiver and good instincts as a blocker, but lacks the speed or size and strength to dominate as either.

#80 Charles Belcher - A pure blocking end, Belcher's pass-catching abilities are less than impressive but his amazing pass-blocking skills mean he sees a lot of playing time when protection is breaking down.

Bluth Corporation

16-04-2008, 17:39

Newmanistan

16-04-2008, 22:37

Today's Exhibition Results:

Dancougar 17, Taeshan 0
Newmanistan 30, Kose and the Turkomans 14

Qazox

17-04-2008, 04:08

Tight Ends are also permitted to wear numbers int he range 40-49.

Also, college (and most high school) has no restrictions on jersey numbers.

The NFL restrictions are, more than anything else, to aid in the identification of eligible receivers.

All true, but as I stated earlier, it's just a guideline, for all i care your Qb could wear #99 of he/she wanted to.

Newmanistan

17-04-2008, 11:24

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS TAKE TWO OF THREE EARLY EXHIBITIONS

Pocono City, Newmanistan- As the excitement and anticipation grows rapidly over the World Bowl being played right here on the Empire’s soil, our players have been gearing up for the start of the competition with three preliminary exhibitions. Upcoming is the Elite Invitational in Rennidan, which figures to be a thrilling tournament in its own right.

Newmanistan began its exhibition season at Pocono City Stadium against the Black Wings of Dancougar, and were narrowly defeated by a 17-13 score. Quarterback John Pivonka had a strong game, going 17-for-33 with 266 yards and 2 TD passes, against a strong Dancougar defense. Unfortunately as well as the Rockets seemed to move the ball, the Black Wings seemed to come with timely third down stops right when they needed them most. Dancougar ran the ball quite well, with Kirk Hatchitt impressing most of the people in the stand with his versatility in carrying the ball, rushing for 136, and it could have been more if not for a costly holding penalty that brought back a 45-yard dash. Despite some impressive individual performances on both sides, the game also had the look of a first exhibition game for both sides, as penalty flags were flying left, right, and center. This is of no fault or condemnation of the officials, the vast majority of them were the proper calls, but it was apparent that both teams needed to clear off some cobwebs before the game. A critical penalty in the game occured when Julius Conte (surprise, surprise) was flagged for a blatant late hit on Dancougar’s Dusty Haynesworth. We were probably fortunate that both teams kept their composure after what was really an unnecessary hit on the Black Wings QB in an exhibition game.

Head coach Brett Nicholson had the following comment after the game: “Overall, I think we played well but this was pretty good game between two nations that could be playing much more meaningful games down the road. Dancougar is tough, they will be a force in this competition. For us and considering it was our first exhibition, I’m pleased. If we played like this, with the penalties, in a much more critical game, then I’m probably singing a much different tune.”

After that contest, the Rockets headed to Kura-Pelland to get a taste of playing on another team’s turf. At the beautiful White Hope Stadium in Trilan, Newmanistan knocked off the home side by the score of 27-20. It was a fascinating beginning with the Arrows engineering an impressive drive, coming through with three critical third down conversions before finding the end zone on a Bryan Torse TD reception. Such a long (over 7 minutes) drive with key conversions along the way got the crowd going, but the Rockets quieted them down pretty quickly with a four-play, 74 yard drive, all through the air that tied the game up just like that. Alex Foster caught a perfectly placed pass from John Pivonka for a 37 yard TD reception that sealed the drive. Pivonka was on top form on this drive. But just as the Rockets were unphased by the Arrows drive, Kura-Pelland was just as unnerved by the Rockets score. This time, Kura-Pelland couldn’t quite convert all their third down conversions, and settled for 33-yard field goal. A KC Borsten sack set the tone for the Rockets ensuing drive, and the ball was quickly punted back to the Arrows. Again they moved the ball well, but stalled, and kicked another field goal, this from 29 yards to make it 13-7.

In the two minute offense, Pivonka, who threw for 325 yards on the day, looked as good as he did on the opening drive, as the team moved 75 yards, culminating in a 6-yard run by Corey Parisi to make it 14-13, finishing off a thrilling first half of football. Newmanistan jumped to a 17-13 lead on a 44-yarder from Colfer to open up the second half, and the game stood there for a little bit as the Rockets defense really settle in pretty well. However, in the fourth Kura-Pelland scored on a 50-yard TD reception, but as impressive as this play was, a missed extra point sucked a lot of the energy out of the home crowd (ooc: I have to RP it like this as you went from 13 to 21 here when your score was only 20!). It would have forced Newmanistan’s offense to take more chances since it would require a TD, but the botched kick made it just 20-17 in favor of the Arrows. It didn’t really matter though, because John Pivonka went on the attack, and would find Alex Foster for a 22 yard TD reception to put the Rockets back in front. Colfer would later seal the deal with an impressive 50-yard kick to make it 27-20, which would be the final.

Then finally, at the Tundra Falls Proving Grounds, the Rockets welcomed an interesting team from Kose and The Turkomans, but would dispatch of them impressively by the score of 30-14, perhaps making the Turks consider some re-programming of their remarkable machines. Newmanistan jumped out to a 27-0 lead at halftime and never looked back. The lead allowed the Rockets to get a look at some of their second string players. Steve Keisler played the entire third quarter under center, then Keith Scholten was the QB for the fourth. Here, the Turks draw closer, but never really mounted the kind of comeback effort that made the Rockets sweat too much.

Up next for the Rockets is their participation in the Elite Invitational, which should give them good experience in playing on the road, even though they will enjoy home field advantage in most of their contests. Then it will be the group draw.

More on the excitement of this inaugural World Bowl experience will come in the near future, so stay tuned!

Kose and The Turkomans

17-04-2008, 17:10

Turk Corp Board Report
Dear Mr. Executives

I am dissapointed to bring you the bad news of the failure of your droids to defeat Newmanistan 30-14 the Offence has operated to its expected capacity. However I would recomend the reprogramming of the defensive droids as their "infallible" calculations clearly failed.

The KTMFL will be forced to field a team of humans from the amateur league should the Droids fail to impress in the main tournement.

Dr. Lucius has been reprogramming the droids and I hope that this partnership may work out for the best.

Fuji Nikoharma,
Low Level Employee
Sector Jap

Kura-Pelland

17-04-2008, 17:47

OOC: Well spotted, Newmanistan!

IC: Fresh from emerging on the losing side of a fascinating clash of styles with Newmanistan, Kura-Pelland's Arrows are now preparing for the Elite Invitational, with most analysts unsure quite where to place them in the pecking order right now.

General consensus, such as it is, is that the defence is vulnerable especially to the vertical attack, but that the strength and skill of both offensive and defensive linemen could allow Kura-Pelland to dominate opponents who are weaker in that department. 'We have to win games at the line of scrimmage, and I believe we can do just that,' remarked defensive coordinator Michael Farmer. Some Kura-Pellandi analysts remark on the missed PAT in the fourth quarter, and suggest that this was the main reason for the defeat. 'The energy was sucked out of a stadium that we well know is not as atmospheric as Shanvley, or even the other stadia with greater capacities,' remarked Daily Kangaroo writer Martin Johansson.

Apparently this is being noted. Well that or pressure from the east; the 80,000-seat retractable-roof Roflcoptre Dome in Fariynuff is to be used for some games. There will probably be rotation between it and the two Trilan venues, with White Hope seating just over 60,000 and Shanvley around 95,000.

Taeshan

17-04-2008, 20:55

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Taeshan loses friendly

Bad news from Dancougar the Fitin' Falcons of Taeshan lost there first ever game since capturing the Gridiron Championships last year. The knights faced a friendly against the Black Wings of Dancougar a rival from the last world cup of soccer before the one we just lost in. Well anyways the Knights did not prove there rings rightful as they lost 17-0 in, a suspected Taeshani Mafian occurence of point shaving. Well anyway we lost, and now we head into the Elite Tournament in Rennidan before the first ever world Bowl in a few weeks.

Arroza

18-04-2008, 01:17

News Clipping: Atalanta Times-Herald.

New Stadium Opens for Pre-Bowl Friendly!

The new Arrozan national stadium, known as Fletchers Folly is already gaining a nickname from local fans enamored with the Tar Hornets' fast rise onto the international stage. They're calling it, (what else) "The Hive". Nicknames aside, the stadium is both a serviceable 92,100 all-seater stadium and also a work of art. The unique honeycombing of the outside walls allows the ocean breeze to flow through the stadium keeping the fans cool, and making the field something...eyecatching. It also opens the stadium to swirling winds from all directions, something that the Hornets won't worry about, but might make opposing offenses shudder.

More importantly, the field will get it's first taste of blood on Friday when the United Hetzel Islanders come to Arroza for the stadia's run out and Arroza's last match before the grueling group stage of the tournament. It should be an interesting match as we have no idea how they'll play and they've got to be feeling the same about us. Thursday will see the Tar Hornets going to the Altrurian stadia in a match to play the Springboks.

A recent perusal of the Springbokian rosters shows that they may have to deal with the charges of adding non-nationalized or hurriedly nationalized "ringers" in Manning and Owens. Also the recent conversion to Americanized Football from Rugby leaves us feeling that our players could be in danger from those untrained rugby savages.

Coach Arceneaux in a statement said, "Screw 'em. They could import the entire Patriots skill players, and play 'em behind the 1990's Dallas line, and we'll still go out there and play our game. Stop the run. Run the ball hard. Eat the clock. Capitalize on mistakes. Play smart al all times. These things are our hallmark, no matter who they steal from the big league."

Newmanistan

18-04-2008, 01:42

Today, the rest of the participants got their shot:

Unified Capitalizt States 18, Milchama 14
Vephrall 17, Sorthern Northland 7
Bettia 40, Yafor 2 24
Qazox 19, Valanora 17
Arroza 20, Atruria 7
United Hetzel Islands 10, Southamptonshire 6
Shinfundo 31, Holy Marsh 7
Fujisawan Territories 34, Swilatia 13
Kose and The Turkomans 24, Bluth Corporation 20 (ooc: added match at last minute to give Bluth Corporation a game and robots shouldn’t fatigue!)

Arroza

18-04-2008, 06:33

OOC: I didn't know what your situation was involving rping your events and such so I'm going to sim it. If you have a problem, please let me know and I'll edit the post.

*Strobe lights go off and disco balls fall from the ceiling*
"It's football fever! Yeah Yeah! Yeah...Yeah! dun dun dun, dun!...dun dun dun, dun."

"Oh my goodness, that's the worst introduction music ever. Welcome to Football Fever Update, and I'm your host Dante Cailloux and to my right is the Cajun Cannon, Bobby Appier!"

*Bobby says something completely unintelligible*

"Woo, ain't that right, but the main thing tonight is Arroza's first international victory coming at the Springboks. Let's go to the highlights."

"The first quarter was boring, neither team could move the ball offensively, but the Hornets defense came to play against the O-Line of the Springboks. 6 minutes to go in the first. Big Nasty and Reed, on the stunt. Both of the linemen go after Reed, leaving Jackson free on the outside. He goes straight to Wesley and blows him up!"

*Bobby mutters, his accent too thick to decipher*

"Right, that'll be fixed after their O-Line gets some more time playing together. But it was a big day for the D, Arroza recording 5 sacks. Early second quarter, Tar Hornets on the march."

"This was a long de-moralizing drive, Chadwick, on the option for 8 here. Harley here for 6 up the gut. They march down to the 17 yard line, 3rd and 3. Laraque behind Harley. Harley plows through the blitz from Ngwenya. Laraque puts his head down and gets to the 3. It's all elementary from there. Harley, over the top for six. Albrect's good, and it's 7-nil Tar Hornets at the half."

"Second half. Wellesley comes in at QB for the Springboks, second and 5 from their own 45 yard line. Manning drops back, loks for Owens running a deep crossing route. Tries to sink into the zone, but Rolle steps infront of Owens and takes that ball."

"Driving the other way now. Another long drive for the Hornets, they're wearing out this Springbok D. And the trickery comes into effect!"

*Bobby is almost understandable this time*

"That's right, when youve got a team that might not be the savviest, that's when you hit them with the big misdirection. Option to the weakside, pitch to Chadwick. They overpursue, and Chadwick pitches to Maximiano on the reverse. He's around the corner, got the wall in fromt of him, and YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD-D-D-D!! YESSS!! And Maximiano to the goalpost! Yes! He hangs off the goalpost...Spiderman is in the endzone! After the penalty for celebration, Albrect misses the point after, 13-0 Hornets."

"Early fourth. Atruria driving on the Arrozan 36. Wellesley under center, goes back...hits Owens free on the outside, he could have cartwheeled into the endzone at that point. What the heck happened there?"

*replay* "Ooh, zone Owens against Brandon, and Brandon was too aggressive against the inside move, letting T.O. get to the outside...not good."

Bobby: "Mumblemumblemumbleain'todangonmumblemumble"

"Well true, he probably won't see many wideouts better. Still 13-7 Arroza."

"Late fourth, Arroza looking to put the nail in the coffin. And they do here. Big option play. Chamesi...goes left, has Chadwick on his side. He freezes Russel for a fraction of a second with the fake pitch, gets by him. He sees the big man Anders coming, and throws the late pitch perfectly to Chadwick, but he paid for it, Anders laid the lumber on Chamesi, he might be thinking he's back in the bayou. And Chadwick gets the pitch and just...takes off, boom he's gone. 20-7 Arroza."

"That's the game. Remember tomorrow, opening day at the Hive for the Hetzel Islanders! Be there, or...hell, just be there!"

Rennidan

18-04-2008, 19:49

Newmanistan

18-04-2008, 20:31

Right, this is last call for sign ups for the Elite Invitational.

It would be really handy if we could get just 2 more teams to sign up, so I can make it a proper knockout cup. At the moment, with 6 teams, it's kinda' impossible.

If you get stuck at six, I'd suggest putting Bluth Corporation in since he was the last one to sign up and didn't really have time to schedule exhibitions, and then just pick a nation at random that hasn't done anything yet.

United Hetzel

18-04-2008, 22:04

Arroza

18-04-2008, 22:09

I'll throw in for the invitational.

Fujisawan Territories

18-04-2008, 22:38

TSNN Territorial Sports News Network

Kosaku Inouye: Turning now to Ossobai, World Bowl I coverage, and the Fujisawan Territories exhibition game against Swilatia...

Swilatia wins the coin toss, and elects to receive. Shisakit Munie with the kick, Swilatia fields it at their eighteen, and take it twenty two yards on the return to their forty. Opening drive for Swilatia, building on excellent field position with a solid ground game early on, but the drive stalls at the Territorial thirty four. A quick field goal for Swilatia, and it’s 3-0 Swilatia.

The philosophy of the Territories is that exhibition games are to give second, third, and fourth stringers an opportunity to play and not to risk your starters getting injured before the season. The Territories stuck to that philosophy, and the starters only participated in one drive.

The Territories on their opening drive from the I Formation, and they have no trouble moving the chains early on. Quarterback Koyo Takayama leads the way on a sixty four yard eleven play drive. Koyo Takayama to Toshizane Dazai for a seventeen yard completion, as Takayama went three for three and fifty one yards on that drive. Osamu Koyami with the rushing touchdown on third and goal from the one yard line. 7-3 Fujisawan Territories.

Both Swilatia and the Territories go three-and-out on their next possessions, as the defense on both sides starting to pick up.

First quarter ends with a time consuming drive by Swilatia and a twenty seven yard Swilatia field goal, 7-6 Fujisawan Territories.

The Territories showing continuing signs of struggle with Daisetsu Kudo behind center on their first drive of the second quarter, and the drive stalls at the Swilatia thirty seven. Territorial field goal by Shisakit Munie.10-6 Fujisawan Territories.

Momentum sways toward Swilatia with a textbook nine play seventy three yard drive ending in a eight yard reception and post reception eleven yard sprint to the endzone for a Swilatia touchdown, Swilatia 13, Fujisawan Territories 10.

Okayaken Anenokoji ties it up with five thirty one remaining in the half. She’s the Territories short yardage specialist, and she hits it from the Swilatia 25.

Swilatia run the clock down to halftime on their last possession of the first half.

The tides turn in the third quarter when a disastrous misread by the Swilatia defense allows a Territorial breakaway thirty two yard run to the endzone by Ninei Taro on an otherwise unremarkable drive. 20-13 Fujisawan Territories.

Swilatia charging toward the Territorial endzone but Iranji Hiro comes up with a key interception at the Territorial twenty eight. The Territories can’t manage to do anything with that turnover and they’re quickly learning that maybe they’re lacking depth on the roster, at least offensively. Three-and-out for the Territories, likewise for Swilatia, and the Territories couldn’t get anything going on their last possession of the third quarter.

Swilatia goes nowhere on their first drive of the fourth quarter and Gai Koriji takes the punt return all the way to the Swilatia endzone for a touchdown. 27-13 Fujisawan Territories.

After a stalled Swilatia drive, the Territories go seventy six yards in nine plays for a touchdown behind quarterback Sibura Hiton. Hiton to Teiraitao Maoneats for the thirteen yard touchdown. 34-13 Fujisawan Territories.

Swilatia and the Territories volley with no offensive production from either side the remainder of the game. Last chance for Swilatia and it’s a turnover on downs as they don’t convert on fourth and three on their own forty seven.

34-13 is the final score, the Fujisawan Territories win.

Newmanistan

18-04-2008, 22:43

Today is the last big day of exhibitions prior to Elite Invitational.

Milchama 24, Vephrall 13
Unified Capitalizt States 37, Sorthern Northland 10
Bettia 25, Qazox 23
Valanora 13, Yafor 2 3
Arroza 17, United Hetzel Islands 0
Arturia 17, Southamptonshire 13
Swilatia 13, Shinfundo 7
Fujisawan Territories 37, Holy Marsh 17

Rennidan

18-04-2008, 22:44

Well, that's that.

SIGN-UPS FOR THE ELITE INVITATIONAL ARE NOW OVER.

The eight Elite teams that will be joining us this year are:

Rennidan
Turk Corps
Pablicosta
Kura-Pelland
Taeshan
Newmanistan
Arroza
United Hetzel

These names will all be randomly assigned a number, and then randomly paired up to decide the first round of the Elite Invitational Knockout Cup.

I'll post the first round tomorrow, and then will scorinate the entire competition on the 20th. RP cut-off will be sometime on the 20th, I'll make a post saying specifically when on the day.

Qazox

19-04-2008, 04:07

Somehow the Pheonix were thrust into 2 exhibition matches, without prior notice.

Here's the results:

Qazox 19-Valanora 17
Bettia 25-Qazox 23

SCORE SUMMARIES:

Qazox v. Valanora

Q 7 6 0 6 19
V 3 7 0 7 17

First quarter:
9:05- QAZOX: Kevin Hertz 5-yd TD run. Harvey Pollack PAT. Drive: 10 plays, 73 yards in 5:49 (7-0 Qazox)
5:28- Valanora: FG 38 yds by Firek Vi. Drive: 8 plays, 53 yards in 3:37 (7-3 Qazox)

Second quarter:
12:03- Valanora: 73 yd Punt return by Derek Hahn. Firek Vi PAT. Drive: 1 play, 73 yds in 0:11 (10-7 Valanora)
6:52- Qazox: Harry Pitts 9-yd TD run. PAT run by Pitts failed. Drive: 9 plays, 79 yds in 5:11 (13-10 Qazox)

Fourth Quarter:
7:21- Valanora: 35 yd TD pass from Ryz Nikiul to Bradi Xxaak. Firek Vi PAT. Drive: 5 plays, 67 yds in 2:13. (17-13 Valanora)
0:25- Qazox: 3 yd TD pass from Kevin Hertz to Lyle Beckett. PAT Pass from Pitts failed. (19-17 Qazox)

Bettia v. Qazox

B 10 6 6 3 25
Q 7 7 6 3 23

First Quarter:
14:23- Bettia: 52 yd TD Pass from Andy Andover to Richard Beckford. Ishmail Williams PAT. Drive: 3 plays, 67 yds in 0:35. (7-0 Bettia)
8:12- Qazox: 3 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz. Harvey Pollack PAT. Drive: 13 plays, 78 yds in 6:11. (7-7)
0:00- Bettia: 37 yd FG by Ishmail Williams. Drive 5 plays, 8 yds in 1:52. (10-7 Bettia)

Second Quarter:
9:23- Bettia: 49 yd FG by Ishmail Williams. Drive 8 plays, 38 yds in 3:52. (13-7 Bettia)
1:12- Qazox: 17 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz. Harvey Pollack PAT. Drive: 9 plays, 71 yds in 4:18. (14-13 Qazox)
0:02- Bettia: 40 yd FG by Ishmail Williams. Drive 4 plays, 72 yds in 1:10. (16-14 Bettia)

Third Quarter:
6:52- Qazox: 1 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT Blocked. Drive: 18 plays, 85 yds in 4:18. (20-16 Qazox)
1:17- Bettia: 9 yd TD Pass from Andy Andover to Dewi Miratu. PAT missed. Drive: 9 plays, 75 yds in 4:35. (22-20 Bettia)

Fourth Quarter
10:02- Bettia: 38 yd FG by Ishmail Williams. Drive 8 plays, 40 yds in 3:20. (25-20 Bettia)
4:13- Qazox: 29 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive 11 plays, 59 yds in 5:49 (25-23 Bettia)

Rennidan

19-04-2008, 18:27

THE ELITE INVITATIONAL: FIRST FIXTURES

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Today Rennidan's Outer-Nation Sports Co-Ordinator, Micah Lens, announced the first fixtures for the pre-World Bowl knockout cup, the brain-child of Rennidan, Pablicosta and Turk Corps.

The first matches will be:

Pablicosta vs. Kura-Pella

Taeshan vs. Rennidan

United Hetzel vs. Arroza

Newmanistan vs. Turk Corps

All of these are to be hosted in stadiums across Rennidan.

These will be scorinated tomorrow, along with the rest of the cup.

We wish good luck to all competing.

Southamptonshire

19-04-2008, 21:36

After the close 17-13 loss to Arturia, Southamptonshirian head coach Jeff Hayward looked at his players, with a look of frustration, some anger, and the like. "We are 0 and 2 in the two games we have played. OH AND TWO. WHY?!"

Without a response from anyone, Hayward turned to the defense, and said,

"IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU! MISSED ASSIGNMENTS! DROPPED INTERCEPTIONS! GODDAMMIT, WHY?!"

Hayward calmed down, and later admitted that maybe the defense had done all they could. After all, it wasn't like the losses to the United Hetzel Islands and Arturia were blowouts. Both games had gone down to the end, with Southamptonshire coming up unsuccessful in both games. Either way, the head coach, who was in no mood to be happy and cuddly, later resigned to the fact that maybe, just maybe, he wasn't doing enough. The next week, the team will likely start more practices. More strength and conditioning trials. More preparations. Changed would have to be made, because this, according to head coach Hayward, "will be an awful year if we don't make changes."

Newmanistan

19-04-2008, 23:15

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS PREPARE FOR ELITE INVITATIONAL

Rennidan- The Rockets arrived in Rennidan this morning, all set to play in a special pre-season tournament, known as the Elite Invitational, here in Rennidan. Eight nations have brought players here, hoping to be able to claim the prize and have some early bragging rights as the World Bowl draws closer. We are, after all, fast approaching the official group draw. In the meantime, we get this intriguing tournament that will make for some good football. The Rockets have drawn Kose and The Turkomans in the first round, so it appears as though their football team will have a rematch against the Rockets even before their soccer team does in the Cup of Harmony. Newmanistan topped the robots 30-14 in an earlier exhibition, but with some reprogramming likely by our opponents, a second win over the Turk Corps is certainly not a guarantee. With Clint Peterson on assignment in Starblaydia for the Cup of Harmony, our young reporter James Richards gets the call to interview Brett Nicholson, the head coach of the Rockets.

JR: Ok, I am here with Brett Nicholson, coach of the Springfield Thoroughbreds, and now the Rockets national team. Brett, first congratulations on being named as the coach.

BN: Thank you James, it is certainly a privilege to be able to coach the best players from all across the Empire in the World Bowl, especially, the first one.

JR: How do you assess the Rockets chances on winning the World Bowl?

BN: I think that we have a great opportunity to win it. But we need to also remember that there are many other good teams here as well, so certainly we will need to work hard, train hard, and practice hard, if we have any hope of winning the title.

JR: Home field advantage should be nice once the team advances from the Group, assuming of course, they do advance.

BN: Home field will definitely be an advantage for us in the knockout games, but you also have to remember that the 15 other teams that advance to the knockout will also want to be the one to send us to the stands instead of on the field.

JR: Besides Newmanistan, who do you think are the teams to beat?

BN: It’s way too early to say that, J-R. We look at the exhibitions that have played and there are some nations in particular that have played extremely well, and others that maybe don’t have quite the results, but still have the capability.

JR: So the Elite Invitational should establish who a few of the teams to beat are?

BN: I believe that it will, but not everyone is here, so we can’t be too much stock in it. But obviously, yes, the team that wins it, and probably the team that loses the title game should be established by the media as the teams to beat.

JR: John Pivonka has looked very good, finding his receivers and they’re making the catch. Corey Parisi is running well and the offensive line is making great holes for him. The offense really looks in sync right now. Comments?

BN: Well, our football team is going to score points. Pivonka has terrific vision, and having the caliber of receivers that he will have on the national team, we should be able to move the ball downfield pretty well. John’s just getting into his prime now, as we’ve known from watching him in Tundra Falls, and I believe he will do great things for us.

JR: Must be nice, too, to know that if something happened to him, you got Steve Keisler ready to go in.

BN: Exactly, we have the best players in the country right here, so when injuries do happen, we expect to be well covered. But while that all sounds good, it’s the same story with the other 23 teams in the World Bowl.

JR: The defense has been solid. Though some feel it can be exploited, how do feel about the team’s defense?

BN: What I know is that we got our best defensive players in the Empire ready to go to battle for us. They’ve made some plays, it’s a solid unit. Perhaps, there are better defenses in the World Bowl, but I believe when you factor in our offense, that our D will get the job done.

JR: What’s the most important thing for a coach at this level to do, knowing you have a roster full of proven all-stars.

BN: The most important thing is just to keep everyone focused. To lay out their expectations, and stay on them to make sure they are always aware of what we are wanting out of them, and making sure that they are, at the very least, putting in the time and effort to attempt to meet them.

JR: Alright Brett, thank you very much and good luck in the Elite Invitational.

BN: Thanks, I appreciate it J-R. We can’t wait for this. And to our peers in the Cup of Harmony, on behalf of the “other football” team, good luck!

Rennidan

20-04-2008, 20:11

RP cutoff for the EI is here.

Rennidan

20-04-2008, 21:16

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THE ELITE INVITATIONAL

And here we are. Across the nation of Rennidan, eight teams battle it out for the right to hoist the Elite Trophy.

There's no point in speculation.

Here today, there's only one way to find out who the Elite is.

And that's to play the game.

TD: Touchdown
PAT: Point-After-Attempt
TPC: Two Point Conversion
FG: Field Goal

Round One

Pablicosta Titans 18 – 6 Kura-Pelland Arrows

Pabli: 2 TD, 1 PAT, 1 TPC, 1 FG
Kura: 2 FG

__________

Taeshan Fightin’ Falcons 0 – 7 Rennidan Eagles

Rennidan: 1 TD, 1 PAT

__________

The Hetzel Islands Islanders 17 – 8 Arroza Tar Hornets

Hetzel: 2 TD, 2 PAT, 1 FG
Arroza: 1 TD, 1 TPC

__________

Newmanistan Rockets 31 – 17 Turk Corps

Newmanistan: 4 TD, 4 PAT, 1 FG
Turk Corps: 2 TD, 2 PAT, 1 FG.

Semi Finals

Pablicosta Titans 17 – 14 Rennidan Eagles

Pabli: 2 TD, 2 PAT, 1 FG
Rennidan: 2 TD, 2 PAT

__________

Newmanistan Rockets 7 – 0 The Hetzel Islands Islanders

Newmanistan: 1 TD, 1 PAT

FINAL

Pablicosta Titans 26 – 31 Newmanistan Rockets

Pablicosta: 4 TD, 2 PAT
Newmanistan: 4 TD, 4 PAT, 1 FG

Arroza

20-04-2008, 23:44

Dang it, I knew I didn't want to play the Islanders twice.

Dancougar

21-04-2008, 02:46

CRAIG: Fightin' Falcons! The name evokes all the characteristics you'd expect from an American football team. Strength. Agility. Finesse. All wrapped up into a complete package, so no doubt then that the team to take the name are the last world champions of American football. Taeshan, the Fightin' Falcons, and they welcome the Black Wings in their last of three exhibitions. And this game was all about defense in the first half, Odell Thurman stopping this run on third and two. Haynesworth, incomplete. Three three-and-outs to start the game for the Wings, but Taeshan fared little better. Third and eight, Gabe Martin has Patrick across the middle, but look at this hit by Zane Meriweather! Wipe that catch off the board!

JACK: Wings in the nickel formation, since they were able to contain Rudi Williams with that aggressive 3-4 out of the gate. Meriweather is just going to patrol the middle in a low zone, and sees Patrick break across the middle. He says, 'Not in this house.'

CRAIG: Second quarter, and the Wings finally get something going. Hatchitt bursts through a seam for seven yards, and on third and one, follows Trayler around the right side for five more. Haynesworth hits Simon Whitham on the sideline pass, twelve yards. This gets them in field goal range, and from twenty nine, Stottlemyer makes it 3-0. Falcons looking to answer, time running out in the half. Martin in the no-huddle... Patrick for nine, then hits tight end Ernie Smith for fifteen on a third and four. But inside the Dancougar thirty, on first and ten, FUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLE! Williams puts it on the turf and Grant Martella falls on it, Wings lead at the break 3-0.

JACK: Turning point of the game, the Falcons were starting to gain some momentum against the Black Wing defense, and then Yearling reaches out and pokes the ball loose on this run. Martella spins off his block and just falls on it, doesn't try to pick it up and do anything fancy with it, and because of that the Falcons come away empty. That really deflated their offense, I think.

CRAIG: Wings take control in the second half, opening drive. After Landetta pins them at the ten, Kirk Hatchitt goes to work. Hatchitt goes right for six. Behind Bozwell, picks up twelve. Wings converted seven third downs on the drive, including this, third and fifteen. Haynesworth, Divalerio, money! Drive is alive at the Taeshan thirty one. Hatchitt goes up the middle for four, now three. Tangerman on third down runs left for seven. The Wings control the ball for ten minutes, thirty five seconds, and cap it off with Kirk Hatchitt... two yard score! It's 10-0 Black Wings.

JACK: And all of a sudden, Taeshan couldn't stop that run. Credit to the O-line, Keeser and Billen were opening lanes for Hatchitt. Tangerman came in and got some key pickups on third down. That Falcon defense started getting tired, stopped generating pressure, and that let the Wings keep pounding away.

CRAIG: They'll put it away in the fourth, Gabe Martin looking for Zellefrow downfield. And the pass is... PICKED OFF by Morgenstein! Morgenstein runs it back to the Taeshan forty five. Dancougar offense out on the field... the give is to Hatchitt, six yard run. He broke the hundred yard barrier again in this one. And that sets up the play action, Haynesworth looking for Seelbinder up top. Seelbinder... brings it in at the fifteen, down at the twelve. Tangerman, now, the third down back. Around the left side, picks up a block from Whitham, and Tangerman... touchdown! Black Wings up 17-0, and the Falcons have no fight left. That's your final. So the Wings win two of their three exhibition matches, next up for them... the World Bowl itself.

Qazox

21-04-2008, 04:55

OOC to Newmanistan:

During the actual Competition, PLEASE DO NOT post TD's and FG and such, as that should be the entire basis of any RP. Please just post the scores (by quarter if possible).

Newmanistan

21-04-2008, 05:51

OOC to Newmanistan:

During the actual Competition, PLEASE DO NOT post TD's and FG and such, as that should be the entire basis of any RP. Please just post the scores (by quarter if possible).

I'm going to continue posting the scores just as I have, with just the score. I don't want to show a "by quarter" score either, because someone, for a say a 27-24 score should be able to say they rallied for 24 4th quater points to win, or took a big lead then held on, etc.

Qazox

21-04-2008, 06:29

I'm going to continue posting the scores just as I have, with just the score. I don't want to show a "by quarter" score either, because someone, for a say a 27-24 score should be able to say they rallied for 24 4th quater points to win, or took a big lead then held on, etc.

NP there, the quarter by quarter part does diminish the RP possiblities...

Newmanistan

21-04-2008, 09:33

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS CAPTURE ELITE INVITATIONAL TITLE

Rennidan- The Elite Invitational concluded yesterday, and the Rockets showed both their might and their versatility by winning both high scoring and low scoring games along the way. This pre-season tournament was a way for select teams to showcase their talents to the world in anticipation of the World Bowl, which is now a week away from beginning. The Rockets defeated Pablicosta for the title, but it was a long road to get there.

In the first match, they met up with Kose and The Turkomans in what was actually a rematch of Newmanistan’s third pre-season game. The Rockets knew to expect some re-programmed machines following a convincing victory, but ended up handling them about as easily as they had before. John Pivonka threw for 255 yards with a TD pass before being pulled after the third quarter to rest up. Steve Keisler came in, and went 6-for-7 with 65 yards in the fourth, as the Rockets mainly ran the ball late in the game. It was a great day for Corey Parisi on the ground, rushing for 133 yards and two scores. Afterwards, Parisi said of his opponent, “They have a lot more work to do on those machines!” Agility seems to be the biggest problem right now of the robotic Turks, as they bit on many fakes over the course of the game. The final ended up being 31-14, a score that fairly reflects the convincing manner in which Newmanistan performed in the contest.

Up next was a showdown with United Hetzel, and this game was anything but pretty. But as hard as the Rockets tried to lose this game on offense, their defense continuously stepped up to the task and completely dominated the Islander offense. Pivonka was not himself, going a dismal 6-for-21 with 2 INT’s, and even Parisi fumbled the ball away twice. But each time the Rockets seemed to try and hand the victory to United Hetzel, the defense came up big and picked up turnovers of their own, including three fumble recoveries, two of which were forced by Marcellus Hanlon, including a big one in the red zone in the third quarter. Anton Devito was contained very well, and in the fourth quarter, he made one very big mistake, overthrowing receiver Alvin Dunkirk and the ball ending up in the hands of Rockets safety Davisen Manzella at the Newmanistan 27 yard line. After the pick, Manzella took off, got a nice block from Julius Conte along the way, and once he got past the 50, he was in the clear, going all the way for the touchdown, in what would be the games only touchdown. Though not pretty, perhaps this 7-0 victory was the biggest statement of them all during the Elite Invitational as the Rockets showed that not only can they win with offense, but they can do it with defense as well.

Then the final, with Pablicosta. The Titans are seen as one of the strongest teams in the World Bowl, and they showed why by advancing to this stage. Pablicosta struck first, on a 33-yard touchdown reception Rocky Myron on a fade route, outleaping Danny Giles in the corner of the end zone for the early score. The ball was perfectly thrown by Harrison Day, who put where either his receiver would catch it, or no one will. However, the Rockets came up big on the extra point attempt, as great penetration coupled with a high snap allowed Brock Kahnberg to get a hand on the ball for the blocked attempt, and keep the score at 6-0. After each team went three and out, Newmanistan engineered a 13-play 83 yard drive that finished out the 1st quarter and went into the second. The drive culminated with a 3-yard run to the right by Chris Padgett to put the Rockets up 7-6. After holding the Titans, the Rockets would find the end zone again, but much quicker this time, as John Pivonka hooked up with Chris Nicolette down the left sideline for a 44-yard TD reception, giving the Rockets a 14-6 lead. But there was just enough time for the Titans to go into their two minute offense, which they executed very well. Booker Alix caught a screen pass and took it 17 yards for the Titans score, and at halftime, it was 14-13.

The second half began in lightning quick fashion with the opening kickoff to Corey Brooks taken 95 yards for a big touchdown, and putting the Rockets back up by 8. Following the Brooks touchdown, the teams traded 3rd quarter scores with Josh Rich rushing for a 2 yard TD, and Corey Parisi getting a 4 yard TD run of his own. As the game went into the fourth quarter, the Rockets seemed to be in good shape, leading 28-20. But the Titans would not give up, and Harrison Day tried to engineer a critical late drive with time running down. It was working, as Pablicosta moved the ball downfield, but they were using up a lot of clock as the Rockets defense was not letting them out of bounds. Eventually Day had to go for the home run, and did. A 33 yard pass play to Rocky Myron, that gets picked off by Dan Strasser. Strasser takes off and takes it all the way down to the Pablicosta 12 yard line. But wait..... Noooo... a flag on the play! Illegal contact on Julius Conte. It’s coming back, 1st and 10 for Pablicosta 28 for the Titans! Given a second chance, Day makes the most of it, and three plays later, he finds Myron in the end zone, from 14 yards. But with just 3:02 left on the game clock, they had to make amends for the blocked extra point and go for the two point conversion to tie it at 28. The Titans call a time out to talk it over before coach Alan Hugh send them out with what he feels will be a successful play. Day drops back... everyone covered, then takes it to left, going for the end zone, but Danny Giles reads the play, covers his zone and doesn’t let Day by stopping him just short of the goal line, keeping it at 28-26. On the ensuing kickoff, Corey Brooks gives Newmanistan great field position, taking it to the Pablicosta 42. Newmanistan manages two first downs, but ulitmately with 36 seconds left on the clock, needs to go for a field goal. Three points would mean the Titans would need a TD to win, and not just a FG, so it was a big 39 yard attempt from Ashton Colfer. And he drilled it perfectly, centering the uprights with distance to spare. The Rockets were up by five, with 27 seconds remaining. Four Hail Mary attempts by the Titans would not connect, and the game was in the books. Newmanistan had won the game, and the Elite Invitational!

Now we’ll see if this can carry over into the World Bowl!

Kura-Pelland

21-04-2008, 09:45

Well, that was rubbish. Kura-Pelland Arrows lost out 18-6 to Pablicosta Titans in the opening game of the Elite Invitational, albeit in a game rather closer than that implied; the Arrows had more time in possession, but as their head coach remarked, 'we just didn't convert our third downs enough'. Third down conversions are the key to the success of an offence that is better at gaining consistent yardage than making big plays, and the Arrows managed only 10/18, forced to punt five times and settle for three field goals, one of which was missed.

The big one - the World Bowl - will follow. Newmanistan Rockets sealed their status as favourites courtesy of their Elite Invitational win, beating the Titans in the final. The Rockets have a 100% record pre-tournament, including beating the Arrows in Trilan.

Fujisawan Territories

21-04-2008, 11:28

Territorial Sports News Network
Kosaku Inouye:Turning now to Ossobai, the Fujisawan Territories had another pre-World Bowl I win, against the Holy Marsh, and we have the highlights...

Holy Marsh wins the coin toss, elects to receive. Shisakit Munie with the opening kickoff. Holy Marsh from their own twenty three, can’t get anything done on their first possession, three-and-out.

Sadaie Kato receives the punt, and the Fujisawan first stringers give it a go. Koyo Takayama sacked on 2nd and 3 for six yards. The Territories convert on third down with a twelve yard reception by Toshizane Dazai, but the Territories’ opening drive stalls just inside Holy Marsh territory and Ken Kihara punts it away.

Holy Marsh start their second drive from their own twenty six after a decent return. Holy Marsh attack by air, and pick apart the Fujisawan Territories secondary play after play in a thirteen play, seventy four yard drive, ending in a eighteen yard Holy Marsh touchdown reception. 7-0 Holy Marsh.

Fujisawan Territories start out strong on their seond drive but choke with Daisetsu Kudo at the wheel. Kudo recovers his own fumble on 3rd and 6 at the Holy Marsh forty four, and Kihara forced to punt it away. Territories sideline looks a little worried.

Kihara’s punt out of bounds at the Holy Marsh four. Territorial D turns up the heat, pinning Holy Marsh to their own end zone. 3rd and 6 on the Holy Marsh 8 and Holy Marsh under pressure.
Flag on the play, intentional grounding in the end zone for a safety. 7-2 Holy Marsh.

Kato receives the free kick and the Territories drive to the Holy Marsh twenty nine. Missed Okayaken Anenokoji field goal, it’s wide left.

First quarter ends with the beginning of a mellow Holy Marsh drive. Territorial D stops Holy Marsh at the Territories’ thirty nine.

Territorial offense starting to come alive with a dominating drive capped with a Kudo to Darida Hirori twenty two yard touchdown haul. 9-7 Fujisawan Territories.

Holy Marsh answers with an equally impressive drive, and a seven yard touchdown reception. 14-9 Holy Marsh.

3:20 left in the half, and Iranji Hiro with his second interception in two exhibition games. This one at the Territorial twenty one.

Territories capitalize on the turnover with a Ninei Taro three yard run with seven seconds in the half. 16-14 Territories at the half.

Midway through the third quarter, Holy Marsh forced to settle for a field goal at the Fujisawan sixteen. 17-16 Holy Marsh.

Imatotta Sasari loses a fumble with 4:30 remaining in the third quarter, but Holy Marsh can’t capitalize.

Entering the fourth quarter 17-16 Holy Marsh. Sibura Hiton strings together a brilliant drive, culminating in a six yard touchdown pass to Gai Koriji on their first drive of the fourth quarter. 23-17 Fujisawan Territories.

Hiton hit Oribaha “Baja” Hini for a 19 yard touchdown on the Territories’ next drive to put the Territories up 30-17.

The Territories put points on the board one last time after a Holy Marsh fumble with 2:28 remaining, as Sasari finishes a drive with a seven yard run for a touchdown. 37-17 Fujisawan Territories. That’s your final score after no fourth quarter offensive production from Holy Marsh.

Pablicosta

22-04-2008, 16:15

The Sporting Times

Touchdown! Aftermath of a Final

After an exhilarating tournament the inaugural Elite Invitational competition, hosted in Rennidan, Pablicosta Titan's fell short in the final to Newmanistan. It was a special game and one that even an avid Titan's fan was able to enjoy watching, even the plays that lead to Newmanistan's 15 point victory.
The game will no doubt be analysed in the coming days before the World Bowl begins, but I'm not really bothered with any of that. The players did well, and it showed, but not quite well enough. They lost and no amount of over analysis can change that. What is important is how the Titan's as a whole unit, players, coaches, reporters and, most importantly, the fans.
The Titan's fans were amazing in Rennidan, I saw them everywhere. Especially the day of the final, after a few victories, momentum was high, there wasn't a bar in the city that lacked a few black and red shirts. Nothing stirs up national pride more than sport, and nothing can dash that spirit faster than defeat.
It is essential to Pablicosta's World Bowl challenge that the fans momentum doesn't fade away, because without that, what do those boys have to play for? You could see it on the pitch before the big plays, the players wanted to impress the fans, they were grateful for every single supporter in that place.
They came, they cheered, and I'm pleased to say, even after watching the Titan's lose, they remained jubilant. I was proud to be Pablicostan right then.

So come game 1, whether you're making the trip out to Newmanistan or watching from back home, get behind your team. You could just make the difference that brings that trophy back to the Empire Stadium!

Atruria

22-04-2008, 21:51

EmpireSport Newswire

Atruria 7 - Arroza 20

In their first ever international football game, an exhibition, the Atrurian Springboks fought hard but did not quite meet their expectations.

The defense came out strong in the first quarter, preventing Arroza's Tar Hornets from making any headway. Due to the inexperience of the Atrurian offense, an Atrurian victory was expected to hinge on a low collection of points, spending most of the time on defense. Unfortunately, Arroza's defense proved equally as apt, if not more so, sacking Atrurian star quarterback Thomas Wellesley, and it became obvious that this would be an ineffective strategy, ensuring only a matter of time until the defense would eventually be worn out.

By the end of the game the Tar Hornets lead with 20 points. Even the offense did not entirely live up to their relatively low expectations, with Terrell Owens scoring the only Springbok touch-down of the whole game, and as successful PAT conversion kick by No. 32, Andrew Mehrtens.

The game ended in an unfortunate 7-20 loss for the Springboks. Head coach, Seamus Luttrel held a press conference after the game, selected quotes from him and accompanying players follow:

"I'm proud of our Springboks, we came out and played a strong game. Unfortunately, we played a much more experienced team. We had some good moments, but we've been able to observe our weaknesses and now know what we have to work on." - Luttrel

"Hey, it's not the end of the world. we stumbled around a bit and made a few mistakes, but some points of our play were actually pretty good, I'm confident in the team." - Anders

"I'm... uh... not used to losing to often in the rugby world, but... uh... I guess the challenge is really how we can pick ourselves up after a setback and respond well." - Habana

Atruria

22-04-2008, 21:57

EmpireSport Newswire

Atruria 17 - Southamptonshire 13

The Springboks redeemed themselves on the gridiron today in their second exhibition game, delivering a spectacular win against Southamptonshire.

As expected, the Springbok defense held its own, but did let in several touch-downs. Southamptonshire was able to accrue a total of 13 points through various methods by the end of the game.

The Springbok offense got lucky, facing off a weaker defensive side from Southamptonshire, and scoring a total of 17.

Some highlights included several take-downs by George Ngwenya, and multiple tries from both Andres De Clerk and Joost van der Westhuizen, and an amazing quarterback sack by George Dunham.

Some notable comments from the after-game press conference include:

"We had a strange pitch that day and the conditions were difficult, it was hard to establish a platform so [the Quarterback] Wellesley didn't get as much of an opportunity to shine as he would have." - Dunham

"This victory was great for the team, in terms of morale and experience. We still have a ways to go but it was a substantial achievement and meant a lot the boys." - Westhuizen

"It's been so exciting to just get out there and play ball with another team. Of course, this was only an exhibition game and doesn't, but it's great to have our first international win." - De Clerk

Arroza

23-04-2008, 21:24

Is there a reason why we couldn't get the groups now, even though there'd be a lag until the 27th to start the group matches?

Newmanistan

24-04-2008, 02:44

Is there a reason why we couldn't get the groups now, even though there'd be a lag until the 27th to start the group matches?

The main reason is that your host is a little busy with stuff in the real world both today and tomorrow. I want to be able to just sit down, do the draw, and make up the schedule, without worrying about my phone going off every 5 minutes. Friday is my first chance to do that!

Arroza

24-04-2008, 21:54

The main reason is that your host is a little busy with stuff in the real world both today and tomorrow. I want to be able to just sit down, do the draw, and make up the schedule, without worrying about my phone going off every 5 minutes. Friday is my first chance to do that!

10-4. Just keep doing it at your own pace then.
*Smacks himself for being impatient.*

Newmanistan

25-04-2008, 18:31

NOTE: THE FIRST POST OF THIS THREAD WILL PROVIDE LINKS TO ALL MATCHDAY SCORES AS THEY HAPPEN AS WELL AS TO THE POST YOU ARE READING NOW, SO YOU DON’T NEED TO GO LOOKING FOR THEM DAY BY DAY.

A balding middle-age man steps up to the podium to make the following announcement:

“Thank you one and all for attending today’s group draw for World Bowl I. The format is that there will be four groups of six. Everyone will play each other twice within their one group, once at home, and once away. At the conclusion then, of those 10 games, the top 16 teams will come to Newmanistan and participate in the knockout stages. As there are no ranks, this draw is completely random, and anyone can end up paired with anyone. As hosts, Newmanistan is automatically placed into Group A. Inside this lovely bucket are 23 balls, with a number attached to it. The number assigned to a nation was the order you signed up (if you really want to see what your number was it is on the first post of the thread). And now, for the one, doing the draw, I present to you, Your Majesty, Empress Jessica. Please rise.”

The Empress is led to the podium by several men, and begins to speak.....

“You may be seated. Thank you everyone for your desire to participate in what will be a remarkable competition. At first, I know 16 teams making the knockout out of 24 may seem a little a generous, but trust me it will be a lot harder then it looks. No one wants to be a bottom seed playing a top seed early, so while finishing 4th may get you through, you don’t really want to finish there. But now, lets get to it. The first ball I pick will be the first team in Group B, then the first team in Group C, Group D, then reverting back to Group A. So here it goes, the first ball up.... 16! Congratulations, Valanora, now will they be first at the end of the World Bowl too? Next.... 23! That would be Arturia! And now for the first in Group D.... 18! Bettia goes to Group D!”

This Process continues until the final Group Draw ends up being the following:

Group A:
Newmanistan
Rennidan
Southamptonshire
Qazox
Holy Marsh
Vephrall

Group B:
Valanora
Unified Capitalizt States
Arroza
Yafor 2
Pablicosta
Fujisawan Territories

Group C:
Arturia
Dancougar
Milchama
Swilatia
United Hetzel
Kura-Pelland

Group D:
Bettia
The Bluth Corporation
Sorthern Northland
Taeshan
Kose and The Turkomans
Shinfundo

** On one of these dates there will be a “double RP” bonus. I know what day that will be (because it is a day of significance to me) but I am not going to share until the day just before **

MD1 (Apr 27)- 3 @ 2, 4 @ 1, 6 @ 5 (ex, in group A, Newmanistan is “1", Rennidan is “2", Southamptonshire “3", etc.)
MD2 (Apr 28)- 5 @ 3, 4 @ 2, 1 @ 6
MD3 (Apr 29)- 4 @ 3, 2 @ 6, 5 @ 1
MD4 (Apr 30)- 3 @ 1, 2 @ 5, 6 @ 4
MD5 (May 1)- 5 @ 4, 2 @ 1, 6 @ 3

----- “Halftime” (May 2 & 3)

MD6 (May 4)- 2 @ 3, 1 @ 4, 5 @ 6
MD7 (May 5) - 3 @ 5, 2 @ 4, 6 @ 1
MD8 (May 6)- 3 @ 4, 6 @ 2, 1 @ 5
MD9 (May 7)- 1 @ 3, 5 @ 2, 4 @ 6
MD10 (May 8)- 4 @ 5, 1 @ 2, 3 @ 6

May 9 & 10- Off days for those who advance to travel to Newmanistan. All games from this point are in Newmanistan.

Round 1 (May 11)
Game A: 1st Group A vs 4th Group B @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Game B: 2nd Group A vs 3rd Group B @ Hastings Field
Game C: 3rd Group A vs 2nd Group B @ Southport Stadium
Game D: 4th Group A vs 1st Group B @ Loudon Stadium
Game E: 1st Group C vs 4th Group D @ Pocono City Stadium
Game F: 2nd Group C vs 3rd Group D @ Olympia Field
Game G: 3rd Group C vs 2nd Group D @ Dover Field
Game H: 4th Group C vs 1st Group D @ Putnam Lake Stadium

Round 2 (May 13)
Game I: Game A winner vs Game B winner @ Loudon Stadium
Game J: Game C winner vs Game D winner @ Putnam Lake Stadium
Game K: Game E winner vs Game F winner @ Southport Stadium
Game L: Game G winner vs Game H winner @ Hastings Field

Semifinals (May 15)
Game M: Game I winner vs Game J winner @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Game N: Game K winner vs Game L winner @ Pocono City Stadium

3rd Place game (May 16)
Game O: Game M loser vs Game N loser @ Loudon Stadium

WORLD BOWL I (May 17)
Game M winner vs Game N winner @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds

NEWMANISTAN STADIUMS TO BE USED

1) Pocono City Stadium- Capacity 92,000- A modern state of the art facility. Pocono City is in the southeastern corner of the Empire, and it is, as you may have guessed by the club team name, the national capital of Newmanistan. There is a scenic view of the Gulf of South Thumbria, as it is referred to in our region, from the stadium. There is plenty for your team to do while here, with both historic and sporting sites, since it is also the Capital of the Empire. Included in that are Newmanistan’s Racing, Football (the kind you are playing now), Baseball, and Hockey Hall of Fames. Or if you are interested in just learning more about Newmanistan as a whole, there are plenty of museums.

2) Tundra Falls Proving Grounds- Capacity 83,000 (for football), overflow capability of over 200,000 to watch on jumbotrons if demand calls for it - This is a very unique facility. If you are the team playing here, you should feel a sense of honor. It’s unique, because the grounds aren’t just used for football (American football also played here), there is a stadium immediately adjacent which houses baseball games, and an arena adjacent to that which houses basketball and ice hockey. But the entire circumference of all the facilities is actually one big, 3 mile race track for stock cars, and the infield roads, etc. are used as a giant road course for open wheel cars. It is where the youth go to show what their made of. All high school and college championships, in any sport, are held on this premises. It is said it leads to great things. It is also in the southeastern part of the country, about 120 miles north of Pocono City.

3) Loudon Stadium - aka The Jungle- Capacity 85,000- A traditional but modern stadium, its seats do a great job in making you feel like you are part of the action. Home of the Loudon Leopards, and in the Northeastern part of the Empire, they have sold out all their club home games for the last twelve seasons. The Newmanistan Soccer League Hall of Fame is located in Loudon, so if you want to check out the Empire’s domestic history in the World’s football, then check that out.

4) Putnam Lake Stadium- Capacity 48,000- A smaller stadium located along the shoreline of Putnam Lake, in the western part of the Empire, with the towering mountains in the background leading to more nice scenery. Some of the best beaches in the Empire are located in this area.

5) Olympia Field- Capacity 62,000- Located in the Northwestern part of the Empire, this area of Newmanistan is best known for some of the region’s best brewery’s and the locals do take advantage of the opportunity to consume as much as they can.

6) Dover Field- Capacity- 88,000- An older facility, with very high grandstands that make you climb a lot of stairs if you are in top seats, once you are there this place has a very homely feel, and there are some real great sightlines to view the action, not a bad seat in the house. There’s not a lot to otherwise do in Dover City, although in the area there are a lot of good casinos.

7) Southport Stadium- Capacity 57,000- The Southport area, while close to Putnam Lake and its nice scenery, is more of a university type of town. Many of the Empire’s most prestigious universities are in this area, and thus the Southport faithful tends to be a much younger crowd. The Stadium itself is fairly traditional.

8) Hastings Field- Capacity 55,000- Located in the northern part of the Empire, Hastings is a unique cultural city, as many immigrants from surrounding nations within our region have made this their home. The stadium also has that multicultural atmosphere to it. Even though the stadium itself is pretty much your common stadium, the Empress chose this facility because it might make visiting fans feel at home and perhaps peak their interest in other areas in the region outside the Empire.

Stadiums Newmanistan will use for home Group games:
vs Qazox- Pocono City Stadium
vs Holy Marsh- Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
vs Southamptonshire- Dover Field
vs Rennidan- Loudon Stadium
vs Vephrall- Southport Stadium

Dancougar

25-04-2008, 20:22

** On one of these dates there will be a “double RP” bonus. I know what day that will be (because it is a day of significance to me) but I am not going to share until the day just before **

It might be even more fun to keep this secret until after the fact, that way it encourages a uniform distribution of participation... if we define a random variable X... :-D

Taeshan

25-04-2008, 21:21

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcons draw Bettians, Sorthern Northlanders among others

For the first ever world bowl, last nights draw gave the Fitin' Falcons of Taeshan a tough group to play in. The Fitin' Falcons formor winners of the Gridiron World championships drew formor foes Bettia from World Cup 39 qualifying, and another team the Taeshani fans might reckognise the Sorthern Northlanders, who we played at some point, but this sportswriters getting older and cant remenber.

Another team the Falcons will face are the Kose and Turkomans. The Turkomans are known in the sport of soccer for there controversial player Sinon Kose, and there controversial coach. The Turkomans are expected to be a tough win for the young Falcons, though there formor playing in the Gridiron Championships does give them at least an edge on the compitition.

The last two teams in the 6 team group are Shinfundo and the Bluth Corporation. Little is known about the Shinfundo squad, but from some information I have recieved from an amonomous assasin in Newmanistan is that according to the hosts football association is that they were one of the last teams to sign up and should be an easier team to defeat because they have had less time to figure out squads and have tyouts.

Dancougar

26-04-2008, 03:06

KENNETH: We turn our attention now to the "other" football being played right now, the American variety. The Dancougar Black Wings are practicing at their home for the tournament, the 30,000 seat Jared Koeppel Memorial Stadium at the University of Sullivan, but will they be ready when the group stage begins? We bring in Steve Teebone to talk the talk, since he knows everything about everything. Steve, consensus is that the Newmanistan Rockets are the favorites, although Pablicosta have handled themselves quite well. Both made the finals of the Elite Invitational, Rockets took it home. Did Dancougar lose out by not playing in the tournament?

STEVE: Well, I think that the chief benefit of the Elite Invitational came from playing a lot of games in a short period of time, and in playing under the a high-pressure knockout format. I mean, this thing was just straight elimination, one and you're done, so it was hard for teams who hadn't had time to properly come together to get any real experience. Put that aside, now, and look at the three games the Black Wings played before going on hiatus. Newmanistan, Pablicosta, Taeshan. It's already very easy to forget that they're the only team that's managed to beat Newmanistan, 17-14, in what was admittedly a cold start for both. Pablicosta ran all over them, sure, but against Taeshan, the defending gridiron champs, the Wings got the shutout. So I don't doubt their ability to play at a high level.

KENNETH: Even so, Steve, only three games and then a long layoff before the tournament, I'm not so sure they're going to be in the right shape for an international matchup. They're warming up against amateur teams right now, and there's quite a gap in talent.

STEVE: Let's be honest here, Ken, it sounds to me like you want them to play a full tournament before this thing. Fact of the matter is, for a lot of these teams, they're only going to have time to organize themselves and maybe play a match or two before we jump into it. Everyone's getting a clean start, and this entire tournament is going to be, if I may borrow the phrase, a Baptism of Fire. Teams are going to discover themselves over this period, they'll settle into the flow of the game and learn its finer points as they go, and everyone will get better. By the time the first round is over and the knockout phase begins, these teams will be better conditioned, better focused, and better prepared to play good football.

KENNETH: Let's take a look at the keys for the Black Wings, now. In their two wins, they controlled the clock with Kirk Hatchitt and the occasional run from Oliver Tangerman. In the loss against Pablicosta, they were unable to defend against the pass. So I would think, right away, you see this team's identity. How they beat you, but how to beat them.

STEVE: That's true, the Wings have not really made it any secret how they like to play. The offensive line is always where games are won and lost, and the Wings need to really focus on building a dominant front five. Billen and Claybrooks have looked pretty good, but there's still more work to be done. Silly holding penalties still pop up from time to time, and when you're an offense that grinds out a few yards at a time, you can't afford to lose ten yards. Dusty Haynesworth is still very rough around the edges. He's got a fast receiver in Jermaine Divalerio, but that's useless if the quarterback isn't getting him the ball. If the Wings ever do develop a play action, they could be a real threat.

KENNETH: Pablicosta really picked this team apart, because they didn't get pressure on the quarterback. What do the Black Wings do to improve that defense?

STEVE: Well, you saw it against Taeshan, Will Moohim has been very patient with his defensive coordinators while they hammer out a gameplan. Against Taeshan, they got it right. A good mixture of blitz packages to bring guys from all angles. I like the corner blitz they ran with Corona, but the big problem is with the linebackers. They're just not getting penetration. They were able to contain the run against Taeshan and to an extent against Pablicosta, but if you can't get into the backfield and make the quarterback move around, you give him all day to make a play. You can't let him set his feet, you need to make him feel uncomfortable.

KENNETH: The first match of the group phase coming up in a few days, and Milchama will travel to the Jay Kay to play the Black Wings. Steve Teebone, always a pleasure.

Qazox

26-04-2008, 03:30

Qazox GridIron Today

'Welcome to GridIron Today, the first installment of this series which will follow the Pheonix during the World Bowl. All the matches Qazox is involved in will be carried live here on the OX network. I'm your host Brian Gimbel and joining me is former QCGA (Qazox College GridIron Association) great, Hersey Walker. Hershey, this isn't the first time Qazox has played in an international GridIron championship, the last just 8 months ago at the Gridiron World Championship, where the team finished in the top 8. All of the roster from that team returns, and how is the prospects of the team?"

"Well Brian, the unusual wishbone offense poses problems for most defenses, as most teams tend to defend the pass which allows the triple option to be more effective. On defense, the 3-3-5 is geared to stopping the deep ball and the intermediate passing game, but does allow more swing passes to the running backs and screens to the recievers. Qazox is a true defensive challenge to a team that relies on its linebackers to make most of the plays and on the defensive side, a team that relies on a momentum passing game is usually frustrated. I think Qazox will do well in the tourney, and could win if they have a favorable playoff draw."

"Ok, thanks Hershey. Here's a look at the schedule Qazox will face in the opening rounds, which all are played at locations around the world, with the knockout rounds being held in Newmanistan. All of Qazox' home matches will be played at either the Black Hole in Gothika or at Burrito King Field in Las Vitas.

SCHEDULE:
@ Newmanistan (Pocono City Stadium)
@ Rennidan (Eagles Nest Stadium)
@ Southamptonshire (Breckingham Park)
vs. Vephrall @ Burrito King Field, Las Vitas (Capacity: 58,000)
vs. Holy Marsh @ Black Hole, Gothika (Capacity: 61,000)
vs. Newmanistan @ Black Hole, Gothika (Capacity: 61,000)
vs. Rennidan @ Burrito King Field, Las Vitas (Capacity: 58,000)
vs. Southamptonshire @ Burrito King Field, Las Vitas (Capacity: 58,000)
@ Vephrall (TBA)
@ Holy Marsh (TBA)

Vephrall

26-04-2008, 04:09

Vephrall World Bowl Roster

Yowza, these last few weeks have flown...

Players in blue are starters.

Offense
QB 9 Sareg Mopukest
QB 13 Lashnens Voreght
RB 3 Solivasas Seketre
RB 21 Turpres Osprite
RB 22 Chezlot Dotsmens
FB 38 Pagliloe Spesseurs
FB 40 Sorn Sorrah
WR 5 Einy Pentove
WR 8 Voreght Osprite
WR 28 Praumbeted Solivasas
WR 83 Ock Pazyheas
WR 89 Lit Gicks
TE 84 Luders Claspung
TE 85 Sorn Serkety
C 60 Ock Chezlot
C 74 McCercy Yre
G 61 Sorrah Fyls
G 73 Shuke Celtuars
OT 53 Phootid Vaphiris
OT 64 Wendelors Spesseurs
OT 71 Shrifflu Cetsels

Defense
DT 63 Voreght Cinerne
DT 95 Gaicass Turpres
DT 99 Pinteps Spelaad
DE 42 Urkero Nastadgus
DE 90 Baspaalt Cuizamed
DE 93 Meniarol Flentang
LB 41 Juchona Slistols
LB 51 Hesaramba Voreght
LB 54 Ebrulefa Persas
LB 57 Gackbang Wismalies
LB 58 Clituleng Wilopteere
CB 32 Brameit Sartiros
CB 34 Dizabeg Praumbeted
S 1 Juchona Soscren
S 4 Rints Maleneds
S 23 Gulertis Urkero

Special Teams
P 39 Dings Angufams
KO 14 Dustele Uambe
PK 87 Hahnea Going

Arroza

26-04-2008, 12:18

News article: Resurgens Journal:

Controversy in the Capital District?

With the World Bowl schedules just being printed, the Arrozan Football Federation (AFF) is now taking flack for moving two of the games from the national stadium in Atalanta. The two games, one on match day 5 against the Fujisawan Territories, and a game on Match Day 9 against Valanora will be moved to locations on the northern and southern islands of Arroza. Game 5 will now be played at H.E.B. Grocery Stores / Breakwater Park in Rockport, home of the Aransas Sea Stars, and the Valanora match up will be played far to the north at the Cajun Bowl in Evangeline Province.

AFF Spokesman Dwayne Washington said, “We’re moving these two games to these locations in order to let the entire country experience the magic that is international football. We felt that constantly playing games in Atalanta would deprive the people of the outer regions from seeing their sport and their national team win games.”

Group B Schedule!
(Match Day 1):
Arroza @ Unified Capitalizt States – The Met, Commerce Heights. Capacity 180,278
Yafor 2 @ Valanora – The Battleground, Raynor City. Capacity 59,000
Fujisawan Territories @ Pablicosta – The Empire Stadium, Pablicosta City. Capacity 150,000

(Match Day 2):
Pablicosta @ Arroza – The Hive, Atalanta. Capacity 92,100
Yafor 2 @ Unified Capitalizt States – The Met, Commerce Heights. Capacity 180,278
Valanora @ Fujisawan Territories – (TBA)

(Match Day 3):
Yafor 2 @ Arroza – The Hive, Atalanta. Capacity 92,100
Unified Capitalizt States @ Fujisawan Territories – (TBA)
Pablicosta @ Valanora – The Battleground, Raynor City. Capacity 59,000

(Match Day 4):
Arroza @ Valanora – The Battleground, Raynor City. Capacity 59,000
Unified Capitalizt States @ Pablicosta – The Empire Stadium, Pablicosta City. Capacity 150,000
Fujisawan Territories @ Yafor 2 – (TBA)

(Match Day 5):
Fujisawan Territories @ Arroza – H.E.B. Grocery Stores / Breakwater Park, Rockport. Capacity 84,440
Unified Capitalizt States @ Valanora – The Battleground, Raynor City. Capacity 59,000
Pablicosta @ Yafor 2 – (TBA)

Halftime Break!

(Match Day 6):
U.C.S. @ Arroza – The Hive, Atalanta. Capacity 92,100
Valanora @ Yafor 2 – (TBA)
Pablicosta @ Fujisawan Territories – (TBA)

(Match Day 7):
Arroza @ Pablicosta – The Empire Stadium, Pablicosta City. Capacity 150,000
U.C.S. - @ Yafor 2 – (TBA)
Fujisawan Territories @ Valanora – The Battleground, Raynor City. Capacity 59,000

(Match Day 8):
Arroza @ Yafor 2 – (TBA)
Fujisawan Territories @ Unified Capitalizt States – The Met, Commerce Heights. Capacity 180,278
Valanora @ Pablicosta - The Empire Stadium, Pablicosta City. Capacity 150,000

(Match Day 9):
Valanora @ Arroza – The Cajunbowl, Evangeline. Capacity 100,204
Pablicosta @ Unified Capitalizt States – The Met, Commerce Heights. Capacity 180,278
Yafor 2 @ Fujisawan Territories – (TBA)

(Match Day 10):
Arroza @ Fujisawan Territories – (TBA)
Yafor 2 @ Pablicosta - The Empire Stadium, Pablicosta City. Capacity 150,000
U.C.S. @ Valanora - The Battleground, Raynor City. Capacity 59,000

Arroza

26-04-2008, 13:00

News Article: Aransas County Illuminator

Is Group B the fabled group of Death?

Group B. A hard grouping featuring 2 Elite Invitational teams, and 3 teams that went un-defeated through their Exhibition schedule. Everyone’s stadia are going to be packed to the rim with screaming fans. Everyone is going to have to try to win their home games before going around the world for foreign matchdays. And out of these teams, five of them could come in top 3 in another group (I’m looking at you, Group C!). Here are our picks for the group.

Arroza Tar Hornets – Well, the national team did okay, against a decent level of competition. We beat the Springboks 20-7, but they weren’t fully accustomed to Americanized football yet. Against the Islanders, Arroza won at home, but lost in the first round of the elite invitational, on a neutral field. We personally think that the Hornets will dominate at home, and against slower teams, but may falter on the road. The Elite invitational may help with the nervousness though, as the Hornets have had an extra game to get accustomed to each other.

Prediction: Second in Group (7-3)

Previous Matches
Arroza 20, Alturia 7
Arroza 17, United Hetzel Islands 0
United Hetzel Islands 17 – Arroza 8

Pablicosta Titans – Truly the class of the group. They demolished the Black wings of Dancougar in a game that wasn’t as close as the score would indicate, and went all the way to the finals of the Elite Invitational before losing to the World Bowl’s host nation Newmanistan. Not really an offensive force, having scored less than 28 in all 4 of their games, but they have a strong defense and more experience than any other team in the group.

Prediction: First in group (8-2)

Previous Matches:
Pablicosta 20 – Dancougar 6
Pablicosta 18 – Kura-Pelland 6
Pablicosta 17 – Rennidan 14
Pablicosta 26 – Newmanistan 31

Fujisawan Territories Hurricane – The fighting spirit of Fujisawan can be summed up by their female kicker Okayaken Anenokoji, in that they’re a team that is much more capable than you would expect on first glance. In their two exhibition games, they mangled their opposition through the air, averaging 35.5 points and a 20 point margin of victory, the most of any team in Group B. They are a dangerous, entertaining team that will probably shock a lot of people on their way to the knockout round.

Prediction: Third in group (6-4)

Previous Matches:
Fujisawan 34 – Swilatia 13
Fujisawan Territories 37, Holy Marsh 17

Unified Capitalizt States Gunners – In any other division, the Gunners might have been a solid lock for 3rd place. In Group B, they might have to struggle to get fourth.

Prediction: 4th Place (5-5)

Previous Matches:
U.C.S. 18 – Milchama 14
Unified Capitalizt States 37, Sorthern Northland 10

Valanora – Maybe we’re underestimating Valanora, but I just don’t see where their wins are going to come from. They’ve got a decent team in beating Qazok and Yafor 2, but they haven’t proven anything against a decent side yet. Their defense could get hot though, and start shutting down teams at any given time.

Prediction: 5th Place (3-7)

Previous Matches:
Qazok 19 – Valanora 17
Valanora 13, Yafor 2 3

Yafor 2 – Somebody’s got to lose this group and we’re predicting it’s Yafor 2.

Prediction: 6th Place (1-9)

Previous Matches:
Bettia 40-Yafor 2 24
Valanora 13, Yafor 2 3

Newmanistan

26-04-2008, 13:44

Narrator: And now, live, your Pocono City Sports Report, with your host Meghan Traynor!

Traynor: Good morning everyone, it’s a lovely Saturday morning here in Pock City. There’s a lot to cover today, and to help me with all of it is Kevin Collins. Hello Kevin!

Collins: Looking good as always, Meghan! Anyway as my beautiful co-host alluded to, there’s a lot on the docket for today. OBIRA just east of Thumbria River in Penthoria, I know a lot of people have traveled for that. Cup of Harmony, Formula One, NSSCRL, baseball, and hockey to talk about, but we must start with the World Bowl.

Traynor: Absolutely Kevin, the World Bowl kicks off tomorrow, and the group draw was set yesterday. We knew that Newmanistan would be in group A, but now we know who will be joining us, and it’s not going to be easy.

Collins: Not at all Megs, Rennidan jumps right out at you. This is a nation that has really shown their talent and is expected to be one of the top contenders to win the championship, and so to, I feel, is Qazox. We might be fortunate that four teams from the group will advance after all.

Traynor: Maybe, but I think it’s a bit of a three team breakaway. I believe that those two nations, along with Newmanistan, seem to be the frontrunners, with Southamptonshire and Vephrall fighting for that fourth spot. Holy Marsh is going to need divine intervention to advance I feel.

Collins: Qazox was involved in a couple tight exhibitions, though I think that Newmanistan and Rennidan will benefit from their Elite Invitational appearances. But let’s not forget that the Phoenix does have experience at this level from their GridIron Championship run, the roster returns, and that will help.

Traynor: That’s precisely why I don’t think Qazox is going to be hurt by not participating in the Elite Invitational. Their team has played together as a unit previously at a high level. It’s a three team breakaway in this group.

Collins: Who wins it then?

Traynor: Right now, I really think it’s a toss up that can go in any of those directions. I like the way that Newmanistan has played though, so as long as they don’t get a big head, and get overconfident in knowing the playoffs are on home turf, I think they’ll be alright.

Collins: I do think it’s Newmanistan’s group to lose, but all our opponents are going to be up for their game against us, because this is such a wide open tournament, and if you make things difficult for the host nation, and get them out of early, then it becomes much more open.

Traynor: The Rockets offense seems to be working very well as a unit. Pivonka has been terrific, and the team just really looks as though they are on top form.

Collins: They do, but you don’t want to peak too early, and I think that’s what some people are afraid of. Some of Newmanistan’s key players on the roster are young veterans, in their mid 20's. Old enough to know better, but perhaps still young enough to get rattled and thrown off their game if they don’t start of well.

Traynor: The defense worries me a little bit. There were some sloppy games with penalties, and they have shown that they can get beat by a good offense. They did have the shutout against United Hetzel, but the United Hetzel offense seems to be struggling itself, so maybe that’s not the best indicator.

Collins: Well we can’t kid ourselves and pretend that Newmanistan, all of the sudden is going to bring a defensive juggernaut to the World Bowl. Our football league is a very offensive league. We’ve brought the best defensive players to represent us that we could, but the team isn’t going to win most defensive struggles, and I think the exhibition loss to Dancougar was a good example of that.

Traynor: Still though, penalties hurt on defense, that has to be stopped.

Collins: Without question, we can’t be giving teams free first downs.

Traynor: Real quick before we head into commercial, what’s your thought about the other groups.

Collins: Group B is a strong one, which is going to make it important for the teams in Group A to finish well as they are on our half of the bracket. Group C, I think is deceptively good, while Group D looks to be the softest, with a nice path seems to be paved for a team like Taeshan, but who knows what will happen. The unexpected always will.

Traynor: That’s right, and if we learned one thing from Newmanistan’s World Cup qualifying effort, it’s that you can’t predict this kind of thing. Qualifying for World Cup 40 featured a lot of interesting twists and turns, and the same thing will figure to happen in the World Bowl.

Collins: That’s what makes it exciting and fills the stadiums, Meghan. All 24 teams can bring home the World Bowl. Let’s see who emerges from the crowd.

Traynor: Right on, and after this break, Kevin and I will return for some Cup of Harmony discussion.

Collins: Stay tuned.

Newmanistan

27-04-2008, 20:26

Opening Day Results!

-- Group Tables will be posted after MD2.
-- During the week, the RP cutoff time will be 4:30PM eastern US time. (9:30PM GMT)

Group A
Rennidan 30, Southamptonshire 10
Qazox 20, Newmanistan 17
Vephrall 14, Holy Marsh 6

Group B
Arroza 27, Unified Capitalizt States 7
Yafor 2 16, Valanora 13 (OT)
Pablicosta 19, Fujisawan Territories 16

Group C
Dancougar 23, Milchama 3
Artura 20, Swilatia 0
Kura-Pelland 26, United Hetzel 21

Group D
Sorthern Northland 17, Bluth Corporation 13
Taeshan 13, Bettia 9
Kose and The Turkomans 23, Shinfundo 20

The Gupta Dynasty

27-04-2008, 20:50

Yafor 2 Zephyrs

Head Coach: Adaharan Kalidranis
Offensive Coordinator: Gadaherion Lashis
Defensive Coordinator: Jukas Vilinaris

Typical Starting Offense

Pos Name
QB Darimir Corionlis
WR Ateranon Varanos
WR Tuler Mashin
WR Sfernanon Dankes
RB Servad Karlis
C Duran Misinia
G Nas Wintan
G Nad Verdanes
OT Garidel Karinon
OT Kull Kilins
TE Nasheran Vasolis

Typical Starting Defense

Pos Name
SS Juilin V'rad
FS Goran Vernas
CB Mashiric Vanes
CB Doluun Canriod
LB Kalid Jioran
LB Kalis Daans
LB Huntrain Hiliancair
DE Johan Reos
DE Jast Diriek-Hunter
DT Ffranior Plantis
DT Gregoran Nasheru

Typical Starting Special Teams
Pos Name
K Deran Vances
P Tualn Vers'sad
KR/PR Ateranon Varanos

Modifier: -4
Always hit the extra point. Yes. Always.
Home games will be played at Kiera Central Stadium. Indoor stadium, but natural grass.

Offense: The Zephyrs bring with them one of the most passing-oriented teams in the world. In the first World Gridiron Classic (where the Zephyrs were the runners-up), they pushed their passing, under quarterback Darimir Corionlis, to the brim - Corionlis averaged over 507 yards a game as the Yaforite running game seemed nonexistent. His main target is typically speedy wide receiver Ateranon Varanos (who is also the kick returner and punt returner), who is often a deep threat - this is a team that, due to Corionlis' powerful arm, will often test the bounds of the opposing secondary. Meanwhile, when in the red zone, tight end Nasheran Vasolis is ordinarily Corionlis' main target, due to both his size, and the fact that, often, the wide receivers are covered by the opposing defensive backs.

For this team to succeed, the offensive line must be perfect. Darimir Corionlis is a standard pocket-passer - he often drops back into the pocket and fires. When given time, there is no one who is as good as Corionlis - he has a powerful and very accurate arm, and excellent field vision. During the World Gridiron Classic, Corionlis consistently had enough time to step back and fire across the field. However, in practice games before World Bowl I, the Zephyr offensive line was unable to protect Coriolis for enough time for the quarterback to hit his receivers. Expect opposing teams to try and target this offensive line - due to the Zephyrs' inability to run the ball, expect opposing teams to make their defensive entirely based around pass rushing.

Defense: The heart of this Zephyr team is its linebacking corps. Regarded after the World Gridiron Classic as the best in the world, Jioran, Daans, and Hiliancair make up a group of linebackers who can do everything. The head captain of this side, Jioran is an excellent marshal of the field, intelligent, skilled, and good at calling the plays. Kalis Daans is the pass rusher - his blitzing ability and quickness put him past almost any defensive line. Hiliancair is even better as the weak-side linebacker; he can protect the defense against a tight end or third wide receiver any day of the week. All three are large, well-built, and very, very quick. This is a fearsome group of linebackers, as Vephrall, or any of the other teams the Zephyrs beat in the World Gridiron Classic can testify.

The defense, too, is very strong in other areas. The defensive line is tough and bruising, though more based around pass rushing than defense against the run. Several teams in the World Gridiron Classic proved that it is possible to rush against this defense, though penetrating for massive runs once one reaches the second and third levels is often difficult. The Zephyr secondary, meanwhile, is based around speed, as it is used to cover the wide receivers of the opposing team. Typically, this Zephyr squad waits back and lets their defensive line and linebackers start things, as their secondary is mostly used to cover the main threats of the opposition. The linebackers, as always, are where this Zephyr team starts.

Kura-Pelland

27-04-2008, 23:29

Sometimes, what counts is just controlling the ball on offense. Also, those field goals sure add up.

Such is the formula that works for the Arrows of Kura-Pelland a lot of the time, and the 26-21 defeat of United Hetzel was literally the definitive example. While it was hardly good play from the team on either side of the ball, and big defensive errors were attributable to at least two of the touchdowns for United Hetzel, the clutch third-down conversions still kept coming and proved the difference.

The Islanders took their first drive to the 21 before three attempted touchdown passes missed their target and Aaron Murphy's kick did likewise. The Arrows' awkward 13-play, 46-yard drive ended with three points from the boot of Tim Pogley after three third down conversions in a row. The Islanders responded with a touchdown on third-and-4 after Kevin O'Toole blitzed and left Aron Crispin in single coverage against speedy Alvin Dunkirk. The Arrows responded with another field goal right at the end of the quarter. 7-6, and the pattern was set.

The Islanders were contained a bit better in the second quarter, but themselves restricted the Arrows to another field goal. 9-7 at the half despite the Islanders scoring the only touchdown, but that wasn't to last as a draw play on third-and-8 from Mack Harlowe turned into a 36-yard TD run against a defence set for the pass. But the lead wasn't to last, as the next Kura-Pellandi drive was a cracker; 16 plays, 77 yards and ending with a touchdown from a Michael Bernard QB sneak, the first of his pro career.

16-14 was the score at the end of the third, and Kura-Pelland extended that lead to 23-14 with eight minutes left, Bernard finding Bryan Torse all alone in the end zone after another long drive. The Islanders responded with another quick TD, Devito finding Roy Todd utterly uncovered on third-and-12 when there really should have been a prevent defense on, but that was with 5:52 left, and the Arrows took all but :29 off the clock (and used up the Islanders' timeouts) with a 15-play, 60-yard drive that contained three third down conversions and ended with a 37-yard field goal. No response from the Islanders and that was that. The Arrows will need to play better, but it's generally accepted that they will - and their strength on clutch plays is in no doubt whatsoever.

Taeshan

28-04-2008, 00:52

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcons defeat Bettian Football Team

Finally 3 years after the Bettian soccer team defeated the Tae Purple Knights, the Taeshani people go there revenge by beating the Bettian Football team. The game was a low scoring affair as the Fitin' Falcons would squeak by with a win 13-9.

The Falcon kicker Martin Gramatica had two field goals in the first half from 40 and 37 yards, but the Falcons went into halftime down after Gabe Martin was sacked in the endzone, and the Bettian team scored on a nice trick play that fooled the Falcs. Though in the second half Tae Halfback Rudi Williams sped passed the Bettia D and scored the winning TD.

Qazox

28-04-2008, 04:56

Qazox GridIron Today

Qazox @ Newmanistan

Qaz 14 3 0 3 20
New 7 10 0 0 17

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Newmanistan- (11:19) 24 yd TD run by Corey Parisi; PAT by Ashton Colfer good. Drive: 5 plays 65 yards in 3:41. (7-0 Newmanistan)
Qazox- (5:02) 3 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz; PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 12 plays, 81 yards in 6:17. (7-7)
Qazox- (4:53) 35 yd Fumble return for TD by John Redding. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. 1 play, 35 yards in 0:09. (14-7 Qazox)
Second Quarter
Newmanistan- (13:20) John Pivonka 20 YD TD pass to Alex Foster. PAT by Ashton Colfer good. Drive: 13 plays, 76 yards in 7:13. (14-14)
Qazox- (7:46) 41 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 11 plays, 63 yards in 5:34. (17-14 Qazox)
Newmanistan- (2:01) 39 yd FG by Ashton Colfer. Drive 14 plays, 78 yards in 5:45. (17-17)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (5:03) 40 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 3 plays, 7 yards in 2:11. (20-17 Qazox)

Pablicosta

28-04-2008, 09:19

Zain Moss "Good afternoon Pablicosta, this is the Moss Report coming to you live from The Empire Stadium where Pablicosta Titan's just finished beating down the Fujisawan team.
The game pretty much centred around star receiver Rocky Myron, as time after time he made top quality plays making both Pablicosta touchdowns. Even when he didn't make it over the line, Myron's final third play was amazing, and I'd credit the defence for not letting him through more.
His first scoring play came just 3 minutes in, at the first down. Harrison Day shot an inch perfect pass high and long into the arms of a leaping Myron who picked it out beautifully and continued an epic run from their own 30 yard line. Once he made it past the defence, and he did that with absolute ease, Myron has a free run to the end zone. Quarterback Day opted to push for a 2 point conversion and took it well to take an immediate 8 point lead.
The score stayed level throughout the first period, with the Titan's looking dominant throughout.
Midway through the second Myron added to the tally again with a great 20 yard play, finding himself in the end zone to receive Day's flighted pass. He managed to weave free of his man, with an incredible turn of pace and had plenty of room to take the ball and make another 6 points.
Again Day pushed for 2 more points, and pushed the lead to to 16 points.

In the 4th quarter the Titan's where drawn back to level thanks to a great Fujisiwan 3rd quarter in which they made 16 points. With 5 minutes left on the clock Offence Coach Gene Laufenburg called in Day and OT Jerome Tyler for a touch line chat. The result of this little chat was a short play off the 3rd down which found Tyler away from the line and in space. A solid kick spiralled through the posts to deliver the final score, 19-16.

A truly great game, and a great score line. I can't way for the next one!

Arroza

28-04-2008, 11:44

*Strobe lights go off and disco balls fall from the ceiling*
"It's football fever! Yeah Yeah! Yeah...Yeah! dun dun dun, dun!...dun dun dun, dun."

"We still can't get better introduction music. Welcome to Football Fever Update, and I'm your host Dante Cailloux and to my right is the Cajun Cannon, Bobby Appier!"

*Ten seconds of unintelligible drawl*

"That's right Bobby! Then northern Capitalizts couldn't put up with our hard-nosed football style. Let's go to the first quarter. Gunners driving, Reed goes back in the pocket...Joe Reed coming in on the rush, Reed abandons it. It goes towards Davis, he tips it in the air, Rolle comes down with it, now he's going the other way. He gets a couple of blocks and Touchdown! Tar Hornets 7-0!"

"Second Quarter, Arroza's got a field goal to get it to 10-0. Gunners driving, Reed to White, running behind Henry. White carves a path through the linebackers for Henry. 17 yard touchdown run for the Gunners, 10-7 Arroza at the half."

"Second Half and this is where Arroza puls away. Early third, long clock-killing drive. Paloma comes in on the strong side to block. Big time option to Chadwick, behind ridiculous blocking, he goes around the corner to the second level. Chaves puts the block on the corner Ingram, and Chadwick takes it to the house, 37 yard finish for Chadwick. 17-7 Arroza."

"Early in the fourth...Arroza on the ground again. Harley through the middle for 4. Chadwick to the left for 6. Chavez to the right for 8. Chamesi even getting into the action on the option for 8. They're just killing the clock. From the Gunners 12. Chamesi rolls to the left, makes the defense think they're running the option, then passes to the tight end Rudolph alone in the endzone. Touchdown 24-7."

"Late fourth, Reed intercepted again, that's the nail in the coffin. Arroza runs out the clock, kicks a field goal on fourth down, with a minute left. This one is officially over. 27-7 Arroza. Giant game tomorrow as Pablicosta comes to the Hive."

Dancougar

28-04-2008, 16:19

SCOTTY: From the beautiful game to its American cousin, we send it over to Craig and Jack. Guys?

CRAIG: Okay, World Bowl I opening match in the Jared Koeppel - Dancougar Black Wings, Milchama Warriors. It was the first chance for the home fans to get a look at the team, but there was an unfortunate dearth of attendance. All of the nation's attention was, of course, on Foundation Road in Starblaydia... we all know how that turned out. As a result, only twelve thousand on hand for the game; the stadium normally seats thirty. But you can tell they're the real fans, and the Wings made sure that this one was for them. Early first quarter, Kirk Hatchitt follows a block from the tight end Trayler, shakes a tackle, and Hatchitt! Forty five, fifty... forty five, forty... thirty five, thirty... down he goes after a thirty six yard scamper! Hatchitt, left side, finds breathing space, there's fifteen more. Wings ran seven times on the opening drive to cover sixty of seventy three yards, and at the end of it... Kirk "Bury the" Hatchitt, eight yard score, 7-0!

JACK: Great blocking by the Black Wing O-line on this opening drive, really sets the tone for the game. Milchama trying to bring the blitz, but look at the formation. Strong side, a wedge. With Bozwell going up into the gap as well to take out a lead rusher, Kirk Hatchitt had a monster first quarter.

CRAIG: Milchama take over and try to respond. But Travis Abramovitz has other ideas... eight yard sack! Now the Wings, Dusty Haynesworth. Milchama forced to respect the run after Hatchitt rips off runs of seven and eight. Sets up the play action, and Haynesworth... Jermaine Divalerio over the top, pickup of twenty, led to the Stottlemyer field goal. Milchama, though, would get on the board. This Warrior team has really struggled to come together for this tournament, literally a list of no-name talent, but that doesn't stop them from threatening here. They'll hit a thirty two yard field goal here to make it 10-3, but that was as vulnerable as the Black Wing defense looked all day.

JACK: And they bend a little on this drive, but on third down and eight, they hold Milchama and force the field goal. You're going to see the nickelback Thomas Ostlund come on the delayed blitz. This left the Wings with a mismatch over the middle with Daryl Yearling covering the tight end, but the quarterback never saw it. Ostlund was able to get pressure and force the bad pass, incomplete, Wings out of a jam.

CRAIG: Right before the half, Wings add to the lead. Hatchitt picks up a block from Simon Whitham, and down the sideline he goes! Forced out after a fifteen yard run, his fourth double-digit gain of the first half! Whitham rewarded on the next play. Haynesworth... fakes the handoff to Hatchitt and looks over the middle. Whitham makes the catch, shakes a tackle, and rumbles down to the Milchama eight yard line, a thirty three yard pickup. Stottlemyer hits right before the break, 13-3. Hatchitt with a hundred and twenty six yards rushing in the first half, Wings dominate the clock. Jack, Milchama had a hard time getting into this game.

JACK: Well, the Black Wings live and die by the run, and in the first half, they came out hitting the Warriors hard. Hatchitt was cutting gashes into that defense, which was really unsettled by that opening drive. That kept the Milchama offense off the field, so they never really got into the game, either.

CRAIG: Second half, and the Wings will give Hatchitt a break, so here comes Oliver Tangerman. And Tangerman not doing too badly himself. Five yard gain, catches a pass out of the backfield here for six more. Wings taking their time, now, burning clock in the third quarter. Haynesworth, looking for Seelbinder on a third and six... got it! A field goal makes it 16-3; Jack, the Wings held the ball for nine and a half minutes in this third quarter drive. Fifteen plays, seventy eight yards, and they only get three points.

JACK: But leading by two scores already, the Wings put their focus on closing it out. Probably a bit early to do it, but the way the Milchama offense was playing, keeping them cold was a perfect strategy.

CRAIG: The Wings would put it away in the fourth. It's still only a two touchdown game, so Milchama looking for the big play to get right back in it. Going five wide, the deep ball, and it's going to be picked off by Morgenstein. Stride for stride on the deep route, he wants it more and makes the big play. So the Wings take over, and let Tangerman grind it out. Four yards. Three yards. Four for a first down. Another long drive... twelve plays, burning seven and a half minutes of game clock, and it ends with this. Haynesworth rolls right and comes back across the middle for Jermaine Divalerio, eleven yard touchdown pass, 23-3 Black Wings.

JACK: Simple route, Divalerio is just going to go up five yards and cut inside. But what made this play work was the tight end Trayler, comes off his block and cuts to the left, that pulls the linebacker out of position and opens the middle for Divalerio. And Haynesworth has to come back across his body to make the pass, but hits his man in stride.

CRAIG: That's how it would end, 23-3, the Black Wings getting it done with that two-headed dragon - nearly two hundred yards on the ground between Hatchitt and Tangerman, with Bozwell chipping in a few. But Jack, we didn't talk enough about the defense, which really played a huge role.

JACK: It did, the Black Wings had a lot of long drives, we showed you, only end with field goals. And to get points on the board is great, but it's easy for a team to jump right back into it with a touchdown, any big play will do. The defense did a superb job keeping that Warrior offense quiet. Look at this play, a third and short early in the second quarter. Milchama come out with two tight ends, and run it to that side. But Kucera, the nose tackle, opens a gap for Butch Easley, and he gets penetration into the backfield and blows this play up from behind. And here, third quarter now, on second and fifteen, you'll see Easley blitz from the outside. This stretches out the O-line, and Martella is given a path for the sack to make it third and a million. Milchama not able to convert, not keeping their offense on the field, and that gives the Black Wings the ability to just burn time and take a few points here and there.

CRAIG: Okay, so the Wings win the home opener, their first game in the group, and their second will also be at the Jared Koeppel at the University of Sullivan. The Wings welcome Swilatia, who lost on the road to Atruria in their first game, 20-0.

JACK: And the Wings are certainly fortunate to get the first two at home. It's always at advantage playing in front of your own fans, although it'll be some time, I think, before the American Football Black Wings have a serious following that they can really benefit from. The key, of course, will be keeping this momentum. The Wings were able to run the ball very well against Milchama, and if they can do it again against Swilatia, they have a very good chance of winning that game, too. If Hatchitt gets shut down as he did against Pablicosta, though, then the Wings are in trouble. Haynesworth has not been able to really take over a game and make use of his receivers. They can get open, but he's not delivering the ball.

CRAIG: We'll have more later in the show, including a visit to Yurika and Mamori, who will talk about offense scheming. In the meantime, back to Scott and Ken in the studio.

Dancougar

28-04-2008, 18:36

KENNETH: Back to the gridiron, now, most fans who bothered to attend the first World Bowl qualifier against Milchama last night already knew what it was they were getting into. But there were also those in attendance who bugged their neighbors after every play in a futile attempt to understand what was going on. For more on the game, we give you the lovely Yurika Misamaru and Mamori Anezaki, because we just can't shake the notion that American football and beautiful women somehow compliment each other. Ladies?

YURIKA: Thanks, Ken. Today we're talking about the offense. Against Milchama, the Black Wings ran the ball, ran some more, and threw the occasional pass after the defense was already dead. Keeping the ball on the ground keeps the clock moving, which is great if you're in the lead. Mamori, the clock behaves strangely in American football, it's not just continuous like in association football or rugby.

MAMORI: Right. So, the clock runs while the ball is in play, and this occurs when the offense is running a play, during a kickoff or punt, anytime the ball is live and the players are trying to do something with it. And if the player carrying the ball is tackled in bounds, the clock keeps running, unless the play results in a change of possession. But when else does it stop? The common cases are when a player carries the ball out of bounds, after points are scored, and after an incomplete pass. The clock also doesn't carry over between quarters; for example, if the clock is running at the end of the first quarter, it doesn't immediately start running in the second. Not until play begins again.

YURIKA: So if the Wings run the ball a lot, and stay in bounds, then the clock keeps running. Isn't it bad, though, if they take so much time to move the ball downfield and score?

MAMORI: It depends on the strategy, silly. Dancougar likes to deny the other team the chance to run their offense. If they take all of the time off the clock, well, when does the other team get a chance to score any points?

YURIKA: But it's certainly not impossible.

MAMORI: Oh, no. Most teams have a "Two Minute Offense" which they practice for situations like that. The idea is that there's not much time to cover the entire field, yet it must be done. A good two-minute offense is based heavily on passes to the sideline, because it gives teams a chance to pick up a lot of yards and get out of bounds to stop the clock.

YURIKA: But can't teams also call time outs to stop the clock?

MAMORI: Yes, but you only get three of them per half. That's why it's important to try and get out of bounds so you can save them. A time out buys you critical time to discuss an important play and get the right players on the field for it.

YURIKA: So if the Wings use all of the clock, but teams can score in little time anyway, how is that a good strategy?

MAMORI: Well, the offense is only half of the story. You need a strong defense to keep the opponent's offense from putting up too many points, because an offense that centers on the run is not going to score a lot or as often. It's very hard to come back in that situation. That's why you need to be able to throw the ball well, too, and having a good running game helps set that up.

YURIKA: Oooh, I know why! If a defense is giving up a lot of big runs, they'll put more and more guys on the defensive line to try and stop it. That opens up the field for the wide receivers, since there aren't as many players in the secondary!

MAMORI: That's right! And another thing that teams with strong runners will do is use "Play Action." It's a fancy way to say "fake a handoff." The quarterback will pretend to give it to the runningback, and hopefully this fools the defense into rushing forward to stop him. And like you said, that helps the receivers get open.

YURIKA: And you can also try screen passes, too!

MAMORI: Yes, sometimes the offensive line will let the defenders easily get past them and attack the quarterback. But then the quarterback can throw a short pass to a runningback or receiver, and now the entire offensive line is free to move upfield and block for them! When you consider that the defense is already jittery trying to stop the run, they'll crash through without a second thought and leave themselves vulnerable.

YURIKA: Wow, so the run is a lot more useful than I thought! It doesn't put up a lot of points like a passing offense, and it can really slow the game down. But if done right, you can really control the game and keep your opponents from getting any momentum.

MAMORI: And that, Yurika, is the power of a running team! Back to Scott and Ken in the studio.

Newmanistan

28-04-2008, 22:04

Day 2

Group A:
Southamptonshire 20, Holy Marsh 10
Rennidan 24, Qazox 13
Newmanistan 34, Vephrall 7

Group A W L GB PF PA
Rennidan 2 0 0 54 23
Newmanistan 1 1 1 51 27
Qazox 1 1 1 33 41
Southamptonshire 1 1 1 30 40
Vephrall 1 1 1 21 40
Holy Marsh 0 2 2 16 34

Group B:
Arroza 20, Pablicosta 13
Unified Capitalizt States 27, Yafor 2 20
Fujisawan Territories 41, Valanora 3

Group B W L GB PF PA
Arroza 2 0 0 47 20
Fujisawan Territories 1 1 1 57 22
Pablicosta 1 1 0 32 36
Yafor 2 1 1 0 36 40
Unified Capitalizt States 1 1 1 34 47
Valanora 0 2 1 16 57

Group C:
United Hetzel 23, Arturia 20 (OT)
Dancougar 34, Swilatia 3
Kura-Pelland 16, Milchama 14

Group C W L GB PF PA
Dancougar 2 0 0 57 6
Kura-Pelland 2 0 0 42 35
Atruria 1 1 0 40 23
United Hetzel 1 1 1 44 46
Milchama 0 2 1 17 39
Swilatia 0 2 1 3 54

Group D:
Kose and The Turkomans 24, Sorthern Northland 10
Taeshan 34, Bluth Corporation 0
Bettia 43, Shinfundo 31

Group D W L GB PF PA
Taeshan 2 0 0 47 9
Kose and the Turkomans 2 0 0 47 30
Bettia 1 1 1 52 44
Sorthern Northland 1 1 0 27 37
Shinfundo 0 2 1 51 66
Bluth Corporation 0 2 1 13 51

(OOC: Could someone in the know tell me what the secret is to the nice formatting of group tables so everything is lined up properly? Thanks!)

Qazox

29-04-2008, 04:27

(OOC: Could someone in the know tell me what the secret is to the nice formatting of group tables so everything is lined up properly? Thanks!)

Just space out the tables like so:

(without the ---- of course, use spaces)

TEAM----------W-L---PF---PA----PD
Alpha---------2-0---82---60---+22
Beta----------1-1---62---75-----4
Gamma---------1-1---75---82-----7
Delta---------0-2---53---64----11

Just keep re-previewing the post to make sure everything is still lined up.

Qazox

29-04-2008, 04:52

Newmanistan Here ya go all lined up neatly for ya

Group A:
Southamptonshire 20, Holy Marsh 10
Rennidan 24, Qazox 13
Newmanistan 34, Vephrall 7

Group A W-L GB PF PA
Rennidan 2-0 0 54 23
Newmanistan 1-1 1 51 27
Qazox 1-1 1 33 41
Southamptonshire 1-1 1 30 40
Vephrall 1-1 1 21 40
Holy Marsh 0-2 2 16 34

Group B:
Arroza 20, Pablicosta 13
Unified Capitalizt States 27, Yafor 2 20
Fujisawan Territories 41, Valanora 3

Group B W-L GB PF PA
Arroza 2-0 0 47 20
Fujisawan Territories 1-1 1 57 22
Pablicosta 1-1 0 32 36
Yafor 2 1-1 1 36 40
Unified Capitalizt States 1-1 1 34 47
Valanora 0-2 2 16 57

Group C:
United Hetzel 23, Arturia 20 (OT)
Dancougar 34, Swilatia 3
Kura-Pelland 16, Milchama 14

Group C W-L GB PF PA
Dancougar 2-0 0 57 6
Kura-Pelland 2-0 0 42 35
Atruria 1-1 1 40 23
United Hetzel 1-1 1 44 46
Milchama 0-2 2 17 39
Swilatia 0-2 2 3 54

Group D:
Kose and The Turkomans 24, Sorthern Northland 10
Taeshan 34, Bluth Corporation 0
Bettia 43, Shinfundo 31

Group D W-L GB PF PA
Taeshan 2-0 0 47 9
Kose and the Turkomans 2-0 0 47 30
Bettia 1-1 1 52 44
Sorthern Northland 1-1 1 27 37
Shinfundo 0-2 2 51 66
Bluth Corporation 0-2 2 13 51

(ooc: you might want to shorten some of the longer names a bit or else you'll be spacing alot. Also once you have it the way you want it to look, just Copy and Paste it from the last post, insert the [Code] part, and then copy and paste each line THEN type in the new info. Trust me it's a hell of a lot easier than doing it from scratch every time. Hope this helps.. and I fixed some errors you had with the GB for a couple of teams.)

Qazox

29-04-2008, 05:05

Qazox GridIron Today

Qazox @ Rennidan

Qaz 7 6 0 0 13
Ren 0 17 0 7 24

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Qazox- (0:51) 13 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz; PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 11 plays, 72 yards in 5:02. (7-0 Qazox)
Second Quarter
Rennidan- (14:59) 1 Yd TD run by Mo Finelli; PAT by Dee Blefte good. Drive: 3 plays, 67 yards in 0:52(7-7)
Rennidan- (8:22) 52 Yd TD pass by Mo Finelli to Marcin Lai; PAT by Dee Blefte good. Drive: 1 plays, 52 yards in 0:12 (14-7 Rennidan)
Rennidan- (1:23) 35 yd FG by Dee Blefte. Drive: 9 plays, 50 yards in 3:28(17-7 Rennidan)
Qazox- (1:10) 93 yd KO return for TD by Frank Dobbs; 2-pt conversion run by Harry Pitts failed. Drive: 1 play, 93 yards in 0:13. (17-13 Rennidan)
Fourth Quarter
Rennidan- (1:11) 3 Yd TD run by Jason Yeilds; PAT by Dee Blefte good. Drive: 13 plays, 85 yards in 6:00. (24-13 Rennidan)

Dancougar

29-04-2008, 05:16

SCOTTY: "Just win, and the fans will turn out." The words of Will Moohim, coach of the Dancougar Black Wing American football team, trying to raise awareness that, yes, there is such a thing as the World Bowl and, by golly, it's going on right now. Another home game in front of a half empty Jared Koeppel Memorial Stadium, but the Wings doing their best to put on a show for those who make the trip to the deep south. Craig Boomer and Jack Thompson have more on today's game.

CRAIG: Now that everyone's gotten a good look at the Black Wings - analyzed the game tape, broken down their formations and players - defenses will surely harden themselves against the run and do what the Pablicosta Titans did back in that early exhibition... make Dusty Haynesworth beat them. Swilatia, a team of unknown quality coming off a tough road loss to begin World Bowl qualifying, journeyed to Dancougar, surely with that in mind. But for the second game in a row, the Black Wing offense had its way. To the Jay Kay in Sullivan, and the Wings receive the ball to start. Opening drive, and Kirk Hatchitt picks up right where he left off. Cuts it to the outside and drags two defenders on the way to a twenty-yard gain. Later in the drive, second and three from the Swilatia fifteen, Haynesworth hands it to Hatchitt... no, it's play action! Bootlegs left and finds Whitham over the top for the fifteen yard strike, and just like that, it's 7-0.

JACK: One of the things the Black Wings need to do in order to be a more complete football team is to develop a passing attack. Haynesworth was three for four on the drive, for thirty six and that score. Still throwing a lot of short stuff, still relying on the run to set them up. But Hatchitt, hard-nosed running right up the middle, setting them up for third and shorts, which makes life a lot easier if you're a quarterback like Dusty Haynesworth who's still getting his confidence up and developing his game on the fly.

CRAIG: So the Wings jump out to the early lead, and they'd add to it shortly. Swilatia on the ensuing drive, second play out of the game. Back to pass, but throwing into double coverage... picked off by Anthony Corona! And he has help, Corona comes up over the thirty five and picks up a block from Abramovitz. Corona, twenty five, twenty, dodges the tackle, WHOOOOP, and then, Martella helps him out, WHOOOOP, and Corona... takes it to the house! Thirty seven yard interception return, 14-0 Black Wings!

JACK: Getting it done with defense, Corona jumps the route and picks up some blockers. Look at the aerial shot, the linebackers immediately clear a route for him on the return. Has to use his speed to beat the first two, but after that, it's all downfield blocking to get him into the endzone.

CRAIG: Wings add a field goal, so 17-0 at the start of the second quarter. But Swilatia with a few surprise plays up their sleeve. Back to pass, but the trickeration... end-around! Meriweather blocked downfield, and this turns into a thirty six yard run, finally dragged down by Somerville. They'll get a field goal out of this, so it's 17-3. Back to a two-score game, but just before the half, Kirk Hatchitt starts firing on all cylinders. Pounds out six yards here, three more here. On third and one, Bozwell keeps it alive. Hatchitt. Around the end, seven more. Hatchitt helps the Wings burn the last five minutes of the second quarter, and Stottlemyer makes it 20-3 at the break. Second half, Wings looking to put the seal on this one. Another turnover... Somerville picks off the deep ball!

JACK: Deep pass was underthrown into double coverage, Corona probably could've made a play on that ball, but Somerville comes across the field, playing that deep zone, and jumps up to get it.

CRAIG: Somerville returns it to midfield, and do the Wings go on another clock-burning drive? Tangerman and Hatchitt, both on the backfield. Tangerman left, Hatchitt right, who has the ball? Dusty Haynesworth, has his man, Divalerio on the deep route... complete! Forty six yards, inside the five, dragged down short of the endzone, biggest pass play the Wings have had yet. And that sets up Hatchitt to dive through the line, four yard score, and in a scant forty eight seconds, the Wings make it 27-3.

JACK: Swilatia showing too much respect for the run, Hatchitt and Tangerman both bring up the linebackers and delay the secondary just enough to let Divalerio slip behind. Haynesworth throws it behind him a little; if that ball is in stride, it's a touchdown.

CRAIG: Swilatia needing something, anything to get back into the game. Driving downfield, and the defense steps up again... third pick of the game, it's Corona again! Not going to take this one back, but it snuffs out a drive pushing into Dancougar territory, it works just as well to take away seven as it does to get it. Now the Wings set to work killing that clock, Tangerman going around the end for eight, first down there. Hatchitt through the middle, once, twice, three times, and first down. Six minutes, forty three seconds, and sixty eight yards. Ends with Bozwell, on third and goal, crashing through. The fullback, put it on the board! Touchdown Black Wings, 34-3, and the rout is complete. And Jack, the Wings showing a few dangerous sparks in this one.

JACK: You know, another two hundred yards on the ground is great, but it's like you said, Dusty Haynesworth starting to explore that playbook. Let's look at the deep pass again, forty six yards to Jermaine Divalerio. A couple of things they do here. Tangerman and Hatchitt both come up, fake handoff to Hatchitt and the defense bites. The linebackers are up, and now you have the two backs to block for you. Not their forte, of course, but it buys just enough time for Haynesworth to check his receivers. Whitham and Divalerio both line up on the weak side, not drawing too much attention. Man coverage and a man up top. Divalerio runs straight down the sideline, Whitham gets behind his man and cuts across the middle of the field. That draws the safety, which gives Divalerio one on one... Haynesworth will take that any day.

CRAIG: Okay, so the Wings lead the group now and have looked pretty good, but now they face a real test... travelling to Kura-Pelland. The Arrows play a style much like the Wings - run the ball and control the clock. They've won close games against Hetzel and Milchama, but in the process, they've shown themselves to have a lot of talent. Jack, what do the Wings do against a team that mirrors their style?

JACK: It may come down to who scores first, as both teams have been efficient on third down and have been good at managing the clock. Who blinks first? Whose defense gives up the big play, or makes it? The team that asserts its strength early and sets the tempo, I say that's the team that wins this game.

CRAIG: Black Wings, Arrows, an early battle for supremacy in Group C! Now back to Scott and Ken in the studio.

Fujisawan Territories

29-04-2008, 09:34

Territorial Sports News Network Print Edition
World Bowl I

The Fujisawan Territories are 1-1 in the World Bowl after losing their first game to Pablicosta by a score of 19-16 and blowing out Valanora 41-3.

Game 1: Pablicosta 19, Fujisawan Territories 16

Harrison Day led the Pablicosta Titans to the Territories’ first loss of World Bowl I. Unlike the Territorial offense, the Titans had token trouble moving the chains, and a soft Territorial D aided Pablicosta’s efforts.

Rocky Myron, star Titans receiver shined as he scored both of Pablicosta’s touchdowns. The first Myron touchdown rocked the Territorial D and eroded Territorial confidence. Rocky Myron got the reception at the Pablicosta 30 yard line and broke through the Territorial D, sprinting all the way to the end zone.

“I mean, he could have been an Olympic runner because that’s exactly what it reminded me of. Our defense was so lethargic out there. We were embarrassed,” defensive coordinator Gonshiro Sanjo said in a post-game interview with TSNN.

In the second Pablicosta touchdown, Myron escaped his coverage for a twenty yard Day to Myron touchdown reception halfway through the second quarter.

Both Pablicosta touchdowns were capped with two point conversions.

The Territories awoke from their coma in the third quarter, scoring all sixteen of their points before the start of the fourth quarter. Koyo Takayama strung together a series of explosive passes in a drive that dominated the Titans D. Takayama hit Tadataka Matokai on 3rd and 8 on a key play for seventeen yards to keep the stalling drive alive and put the Hurricane past midfield.

On 3 rd and 7 from the Pablicosta 12 yard line, Takayama hit tight end Namboku Yoshimatsu for a touchdown to cap the brilliant drive. Okayaken Anenokoji added the extra point to make it 16-7 Pablicosta.

With 4:39 remaining in the third quarter, Annenokoji hit a 23 yarder, and she hit a 19 yarder with 1:28 left in the third. That would be the end of Territorial scoring, but it tied the game at 16 all.

Pablicosta closed out scoring with less than five minutes remaining in regulation with the go ahead field goal to win 19-16.

Game 2: Fujisawan Territories 41, Valanora 3

One word defines the Territories big win over Valanora. Blowout. The Territories attacked from the air and the ground in a technically sound game full of scoring.
The first Territorial points came courtesy of Koyo Takayama and Toshizane Dazai. Dazai turned a 22 yard reception into a touchdown with 6:37 remaining in the first quarter. Anenokoji for the PAT.

Fujisawan Territories 7, Valanora 0

Takayama hit Dazai a second time for a sixteen yard touchdown toss with 2:56 remaining in the first quarter. Anenokoji with the extra point.

Fujisawan Territories 14, Valanora 0

Cornerback Kimo Nakasanagi took an interception 46 yards for the third Territorial score on the day with 13:17 remaining in the second quarter. Anenokoji PAT.

Fujisawan Territories 21, Valanora 0

A Firek Vi field goal put the first Valanora points on the board with 8:42 remaining in the first half.

Fujisawan Territories 21, Valanora 3

Osamu Koyami ran thirteen yards for a score with 3:26 remaining in the half, and the Territories took a 28-3 lead to halftime. Anenokoji with the extra point.

Fujisawan Territories 28, Valanora 3

The Territories built upon their lead in the third quarter with a Tadataka Matokai touchdown reception for 36 yards on 4th and 14. Takayama turned a penalty plagued drive into a scoring drive for his final touchdown pass of the day. Sibura Hiton came in as Territorial quarterback with 5:23 left in the third quarter, and Anenokoji had her fifth extra point of the game, however she wasn’t done putting points on the board.

Fujisawan Territories 35, Valanora 3

Hiton shows his lack of experience, and his third drive stalled with 3:30 left in the game at the Pablicosta 12 yard line. An Anenokoji field goal puts three more points on the board.

Fujisawan Territories 38, Valanora 3

Shisakit Munie, the Territorial long range kicking specialist is on the money with a 40 yard field goal as time expires. Shibawa Fujirsu cut a promising Valanora drive short with a fumble recovery with less than a minute left in the game. That provided an opportunity for Hiton to get the Territories into position and Munie to draw blood one last time in a demoralizing display of dominance.

Fujisawan Territories 41, Valanora 3

United Hetzel

29-04-2008, 16:27

It's A victory!

United Hetzel 23, Arturia 20 (OT)

NEWMANISTAN- After a crushing loss to Kura-Pelland, The United Hetzel Islanders needed a sound victory to get back in the race. They got it as they sucred an overtime victory with 8:15 left to play. Aaron Morgan Scored the winning points with a feild goal dispite missing on feild goal early in the 1st quater and having a second blocked in the third. Scoring was plentiful in the first quater as Kur Pelland got to the endzone first. A 30 yard pass from Michael Bernard to Xavier Lecavalier got things underway. The Islanders came back with a 5 yard pass from Anton Devito to Josh Poor. The iSlanders went up 14-7 with 3:10 left in the qaurter after Brad Saunders scampered for 12 yards. Kura returned to the endzone in the scond half taking advantege of Aaron Morgan's first miss. and early in the second half Kura's Horace Buntley took it in from 1 yard out. After two Kura-Pelland field goals and a blocked feild goal by Kura. after a Touchdown with a missed two point convo by Devito, the game went into overtime. From there on it was all UHI as DeVito pulled off a massive 10 play 93 yard drive that set up Aaron Morgan's winning Kick.

Taeshan

29-04-2008, 20:47

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Second week of play kicks of and Faclons defeat the Corporation

Last night the Fitin' Falcons were pitted against the Bluth Corparation in a soon to be highly rated game. The Falcons would stay undefeated after a huge shutout win over the Bluthians.

The game was satarted with a 70 yrd TD return on an interception from Safety Jack Cito. Martin Gramatica would make the extra point just seconds later. Later in the first Rudi Williams the Falcon Halfback sustained a concussion and will be out in the immediat future.

In the second quarter the Fitin' Falcons would yet agaain strike on defense as J. J Meoda the Falcons 2nd Dt picked up a Bluth fumble and rumbled in for a score. Gramatica then laid in a nice kick for the extra point, later just befor the half Gramatica hit his second of two Feild Goals from 39 yrds. The Falcons went into the half up 20-0.

The 3rd quater was a dull boring occasion were the teams just traded the ball back and forth like in a Paper Football game. But in the fourth Gabe Martin threw two Touchdowns to his star wideout, the Gridiron World Chmpionships rookie of the year Ricky Zellefrow. Later Martin would trim down the clock and the Falcons would go back to there hotels with a 34-0 victory.

Newmanistan

29-04-2008, 22:37

(OOC: Thanks, Qazox, for the formatting assistance.)

Group A:
Qazox 27, Southamptonshire 10
Vephrall 14, Rennidan 12
Newmanistan 34, Holy Marsh 13

Group A W-L GB PF PA
Qazox 2-1 0 60 51
Newmanistan 2-1 0 85 40
Rennidan 2-1 0 66 37
Vephrall 2-1 0 35 52
Southamptonshire 1-2 1 40 67
Holy Marsh 0-3 2 29 68

Group B:
Arroza 10, Yafor 2 3
Fujisawan Territories 23, Unified Capitalizt States 21
Pablicosta 44, Valanora 34

Group B W-L GB PF PA
Arroza 3-0 0 57 23
Fujisawan Territories 2-1 1 80 43
Pablicosta 2-1 1 76 70
Yafor 2 1-2 2 39 50
Unified Capitalizt States 1-2 2 55 70
Valanora 0-3 3 50 101

Group C:
Milchama 20, Swilatia 17
Kura-Pelland 17, Dancougar 13
United Hetzel 37, Arturia 24

Group C W-L GB PF PA
Kura-Pelland 3-0 0 59 48
Dancougar 2-1 1 70 23
United Hetzel 2-1 1 81 70
Atruria 1-2 2 64 60
Milchama 1-2 2 37 56
Swilatia 0-3 3 20 74

Group D:
Taeshan 20, Sorthern Northland 10
Shinfundo 44, Bluth Corporation 38 (OT)
Bettia 25, Kose and The Turkomans 6

Group D W-L GB PF PA
Taeshan 3-0 0 67 19
Bettia 2-1 1 77 50
Kose and the Turkomans 2-1 1 53 55
Shinfundo 1-2 2 95 104
Sorthern Northland 1-2 2 37 57
Bluth Corporation 0-3 3 55 95

Dancougar

30-04-2008, 01:13

ROBERT: All right, we're talking American Football now. Dancougar goes on the road for the first time since its exhibition tour, against Kura-Pelland. A defensive struggle with lots of hard-nosed running, and it comes down to the last possession... Arrows score with twenty five seconds on the clock to take it! Touch call, but the Wings beaten at their own game. What was the play that defined the game, guys?

JAY: Robert, you don't have to look farther than that final Kura-Pelland drive. Four and a half minutes left on the clock, ball on their own twenty three, and what do they do? They string together the most impressive drive of the night, burn the clock and score the go-ahead touchdown! (+2) What happened, who knows, but all of a sudden, the Wings weren't getting penetration. Abramovitz had been getting into the backfield all night, we didn't see any of him. (+2) Eight guys in the box, Illingworth converts on third and four, is that for real? (+2) They milk the clock, they force the Wings to burn timeouts, and then when they need a stop, Arrows straight through. Where was the defense, Vincennes?

ROBERT: Papes, get in there!

DREW: Well, there were quite a few plays that I think could've shifted the momentum away from the Wings, and I think it took a turn in the third quarter, tied at ten, and Haynesworth had just completed a long pass to Divalerio on a third and eighteen to get the first down. (+2) At that point, I thought the game was theirs, but au contrere! Down to the five, three straight runs. And the Pelland defense steps up, Watton and Silibo had huge tackles to keep Hatchitt from advancing past the two, and the Wings had to settle for a field goal. (+3) To go that far and come away with only three points, huge blow to that offense's morale, and a huge boost for Kura-Pelland. (+2)

ROBERT: Nakahara, what did you see?

KENJI: Well, I agree with Drew that the Arrows took the momentum away with that stop, but how about the play at the end of the first half? Moohim gambles on fourth and one from the Pelland thirty instead of going for the long field goal, instead, Haynesworth throws an interception to Aron Crispin on what looked to be a broken screen pass. (+2) Instead of putting some points on the board and getting the lead, you give the ball away. Turnovers, Vincennes, killed both teams, I thought. Hatchitt had a fumble, Haynesworth two picks... Illingworth lost one, too, and that kept the score low. (+3) Turnovers always kill drives, but the one at the end of the half, I thought they should've played it safe. If they score three and get the lead, who knows how the second half goes? (+1)

ROBERT: Last, Sharpe!

BRANDON: Guys, it was the drive right before Kura-Pelland's winning score. Hatchitt was getting into a rhythm, they'd controlled the ball for about three minutes at that point, and looking to get more. (+2) You know what happens, a holding penalty on Al Billen put them back to first and twenty, Hatchitt gets stuffed on the first run, and Haynesworth forced to the air. Bad news for the Wings. (+2) Two incompletes and they have to punt, and at that point, you knew all the momentum was with Kura-Pelland. They only gave up three points to Dancougar in the second half, and they'd been knocking on the door all game, finally broke through. (+1)

ROBERT: So the consensus, guys, is that mistakes by the Wings opened the door for Kura-Pelland. But let's not take anything away from Kura-Pelland, now, they played a great game of football. Illingworth had a fumble, but don't forget the good stuff! Twenty eight carries for ninety seven yards and a score, the defense held Dancougar to a hundred and thirty three total yards on the ground, eighty four to Hatchitt to be well below his average.

KENJI: That's true, and you really can't blame it on it being a road game. I mean, come on, they played three on the road before the tournament and won two, so they're no strangers to strange stadiums. (+2) But it goes back to what we were saying last week about diversity on offense. It's one dimensional with Hatchitt and Tangerman carrying the load, and if you stop them, Haynesworth is not good enough to beat you. (+2) You saw what they did, the Arrows lining up seven and eight men in the box on first and second down. Incredibly difficult to get anything going. (+1)

DREW: Well, the Dancougar defense hadn't been out on the field against Milchama and Swilatia for as long as they were against Kura-Pelland. Illingworth was quite happy to run right at the linebackers and force them to make a play. (+2) Yearling and Abramovitz combined for eighteen tackles, three for a loss. But why did the Wings do so well in those first two games with that running attack? It tires out the defense, makes them more susceptible! (+3) And the Arrows knew that this defense wasn't conditioned yet, so they went for short yardage plays, kept the clock running, and forced the Black Wing defense to take the ball back. That tired them out!

JAY: Yeah, but that's no excuse, Drew, and if you ask me I'd like to see Haynesworth work on those passing routes some more.

DREW: I *didn't* ask you! (MUTE! -1)

JAY: Dancougar was forced into quite a few second and long, third and long situations, and he looked completely lost! (+3) At the very least you have Divalerio, he's fast and has pretty good hands, but they don't spend enough time in practice on those three and four wide receiver sets. (+2) Look, if the run gets taken away, you have to get it back. Develop your passing game, force them to back off of the line of scrimmage, and then you go back in. It's all about balance, Vincennes! (+2)

BRANDON: You guys seem to be missing the point, here. Dancougar did not play a bad game. Eighty yards on the ground for Hatchitt isn't what he got before, but that's pretty good production. (+1) The defense made stops, forced turnovers, and kept the game close. (+1) Kura-Pelland just played a better ballgame! (+2) And no one player is responsible for this loss, you look at that final drive again, both teams were going at each other hard. Big hits, smashmouth football, it was fun to watch, and unfortunately the Arrows wanted it more. (+1)

ROBERT: They'll just have to regroup before their trip to United Hetzel. We take a break, and when we come back... association football! Who has the edge, the Wings, or Yafor 2? HORN!

Qazox

30-04-2008, 05:03

(OOC: Thanks, Qazox, for the formatting assistance.)

No problem.

Qazox

30-04-2008, 05:14

Qazox GridIron Today

Qazox @ Southamptonshire

Qaz 0 3 21 3 27
Sou 0 0 3 7 10

SCORING SUMMARY:
Second Quarter
Qazox- (0:08) 40 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 9 plays, 52 yards in 3:02. (3-0 Qazox)
Third Quarter
Qazox- (14:09) 72 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 5 plays, 83 yds in 0:51. (10-0 Qazox)
Southamptonshire- (8:23) 35 yd FG by Dom Leonard. Drive: 12 plays, 76 yds in 5:46. (10-3 Qazox)
Qazox-(1:56) 23 yd Fumble return for TD by James Fuller. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 1 play, 23 yards in 0:09. (17-3 Qazox)
Qazox- (0:00) 75 yd punt return for TD by Frank Dobbs. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 1 play, 75 yards in 0:10. (24-3 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Southamptonshire- (10:23) 7 yd TD pass from Drake Longley to Leon Smith. PAT by Dom Leonard good. Drive: 10 plays, 81 yds in 4:37. (24-10 Qazox)
Qazox- (3:52) 39 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 13 plays, 62 yards in 5:31. (27-10 Qazox)

Elves Security Forces

30-04-2008, 06:25

Two Completely Unknown Characters in the middle of Nowhere

"What's this World Bowl thingy that's been on the tele lately eh?"

"A football tournament man."

"Ah, so we must be kicking butt then. I mean, we have the third best football squad in the world, or so says those weird Vephrall peoples."

"No, we're doiing horribly. We've lost all three games we've played!"

"What?!! How can this be?"

"Well it's not football as we know, it's that gridiron thing. As to why we are losing, I have to say a combination of bad luck and sending collegiate athletes to the competition."

"Oh well, I guess we always have the Marauders in the World Cup..."

"And don't forget about the Calcuttas!!!"

Arroza

30-04-2008, 16:00

News Clipping: Tar Hornet Rally blocks traffic in Atalanta.

Traffic on both East Seaside St. and Northland Bridge was blocked for almost an hour after the conclusion of last night's defensive win against Yafor 2. The 90,000 fans in attendance were joined by at least 100,000 fans from Atalanta and all across the capital region who tried to get tickets, and who were able to watch the game on wide-screen televisions set up in Sporting Square for the occasion. After the last defensive stand by the Hornets, the crowds mingled in Sporting Square, singing both the Arrozan National anthem, and the fight songs of both the national teams and of several of the club teams which produced the heroes of today's game. After around 45 minutes of celebration the crowd started to board the subways and peacefully disperse.

Luckily traffic should return to normal for several weeks as Arroza goes to play at Valanora next, then their next home game will be in Rockport, in the Llanura Tostado, against contenders Fujisawan Territories.

Pablicosta

30-04-2008, 17:02

Zain Moss "Welcome to the Moss Report with me Zain Moss, after another day of World Bowl fixtures. Today Pablicosta Titans pulled off another win, this time beating bottom placed Valanora. It was a pretty mediocre game all round, and the score line of 44-34 probably overstates things a bit. It was a typical game with a steady flow and nothing to excite a neutral.
The only real highlight of the entire game was this scorching run from Stewart Bowler. He picks the ball up with 50 yards to go off of a rushed pass from Day, but doesn't slow as he leaps past the defensive line. A great long run touch down followed, 6 points that proved vital in separating the two teams.
More interesting than the game itself is the state of Pablicostas group. The Titan's currently lie 3rd in the table, which is sufficient to qualify for the next stage with the top 4 sides going through. Having said that, every Titans player is eyeing up 2nd position, and they know they can do it. Just one more win would see the Titans standing a great chance of stealing 2nd from Fujisawan, who the Titans have already beaten.
This could be a close run to the finish, and I hope to see Day and company challenging for the top spot by the end of this group stage.

Arroza

30-04-2008, 17:50

*hopes everyone else in the group beats each other up*

Taeshan

30-04-2008, 20:45

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcons stay undefeated with win over Sorthern Northland

The Tae football team, The Fitin' Falcons, stayed undefeated with there 20-10 victory over the squad from Sorthern Northland. The Fitin' Falcon kicker notched two more field goals into his record book alond with two extra points.

The Falcons would score on two long throws from Quaterback Gabe Martin downfeild to his recievers Ricky Zellefrow, and Jack Cito. The Falcons would hold the Northlanders to only 10 points. As yet again the Fitin' Falcon defense held there opponets to less than or 10 points in every game so far.

Southamptonshire

30-04-2008, 21:22

(btw... apologies for not checking in earlier, I've been remarkably busy as of late. Luckily, this is the last week of class, so I should be able to check in more often.)

SOUTHAMPTONSHIRE NOW 1-2 AFTER LOSS TO QAZOX, HART, LITTLEFIELD BOTH INJURED

It is considered a nightmare situation for the Southamptonshire football club. Their top two wideouts have been injured.

On the same play.

It happened during the first quarter, when Lonnie Sterns slammed Kimi Littlefield into the ground. At the same time, Daryl Whitely grabbed Terrell Hart and leveled him right into the ground, aggravating a shoulder injury from several years ago. Both are out for the season.

Offensive Coordinator Jeff Nagurski was furious. "Why there was no flag for unnecessary roughness and pass interference is beyond me. Littlefield and Hart are lucky to still be alive. I can't believe that Sterns and Whitely got away with that."

Head coach Phil Hayward, however, on "Football Talk", the nation's syndicated football radio show said this:

"It's just a bad break. That's all it is. It's rare that a team's two top wideouts get injured on the same play, but it's just how it is. I honestly can't bitch and moan, to be honest, because we have three or four players that, in other nations, would be banned for life from every football league they touch due to their roughness. We've got some killers on our team, and honestly, I'm really surprised they haven't done the same thing. Maybe it was a preventative measure to send a message to our team. I don't know. But I do know that when we play Qazox next, we'll play with even more intensity than what we had last week.

To be honest, I'm fearing for the lives of whoever Qazox plays next."

There is no word yet on who will replace Hart and Littlefield on the roster, but Phil McCormick and Mauricio McKellar have now been moved up to the starting lineup.

Kura-Pelland

30-04-2008, 23:03

What is it with Kura-Pelland Arrows and clutch plays? They did it again against Dancougar, with a 77-yard touchdown drive ending in the final 30 seconds securing an epic 17-13 win.

The drive - which started with 4:30 on the clock and ended with :25 left - was the definition of what this Arrows team are all about. Against a team who are noted for their excellent defense, Kura-Pelland just got one big play after another going, helped by an offensive line that finally got to grips with the Black Wings' impressive front seven.

The other key moment was a fourth-and-1 conversion attempt from Dancougar on the edge of field goal range at the end of the first half with the score at 10-10; Aron Crispin's interception was widely seen as a turning point, one that galvanised the Arrows defense even as their offense struggled.

Two games remain, and on paper the Arrows should win them. Arturia are nobodies, Swilatia are only known in Kura-Pelland for their acerbic WorldVision commentaries, including references to the country's female vocalists as indulging in 'screaming'.

Newmanistan

30-04-2008, 23:10

Group A:
Newmanistan 20, Southamptonshire 10
Rennidan 13, Holy Marsh 7
Qazox 38, Vephrall 27

Group A W-L GB PF PA
Qazox 3-1 0 98 78
Newmanistan 3-1 0 105 50
Rennidan 3-1 0 79 44
Vephrall 2-2 1 62 90
Southamptonshire 1-3 2 50 87
Holy Marsh 0-4 3 36 81

Group B:
Arroza 27, Valanora 14
Pablicosta 20, Unified Capitalizt States 16
Fujisawan Territories 33, Yafor 2 14

Group B W-L GB PF PA
Arroza 4-0 0 84 37
Fujisawan Territories 3-1 1 113 57
Pablicosta 3-1 1 96 86
Yafor 2 1-3 3 53 83
Unified Capitalizt States 1-3 3 71 90
Valanora 0-4 4 64 128

Group C:
Milchama 17, Arturia 10
Dancougar 23, United Hetzel 13
Kura-Pelland 9, Swilatia 7

Group C W-L GB PF PA
Kura-Pelland 4-0 0 68 55
Dancougar 3-1 1 93 36
United Hetzel 2-2 2 94 93
Milchama 2-2 2 54 66
Atruria 1-3 3 74 77
Swilatia 0-4 4 27 83

Group D:
Bettia 31, Sorthern Northland 24
Bluth Corporation 23, Kose and The Turkomans 9
Taeshan 30, Shinfundo 10

Group D W-L GB PF PA
Taeshan 4-0 0 97 29
Bettia 3-1 1 108 74
Kose and the Turkomans 2-2 2 62 78
Shinfundo 1-3 3 105 134
Sorthern Northland 1-3 3 61 88
Bluth Corporation 1-3 3 78 104

Taeshan

30-04-2008, 23:33

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcons are still Undefeated

Last night the Fitin' Falcons of Taeshan, stayed undefeated with another victory. They beat the country of Shinfundo 3-10 keeping up there streak of not letting other teams score more than 10 points aainst them in a game.

The Knights scored 4 touchdowns on the day. The first was on a nice, crisp pass from Gabe Martin to wideout Alais Patrick for a touchdown. The next TD was scored on the old favorite tick play, The double pass. Martin snapped back from the line and flung the ball out to wideout Ricky Zellefrow who threw his first ever international TD to 1st stringer Jack Cito0, who waltzed into the endzone. The last two were on flea flickers to Ohcho cinco who was in because the Falcons starters were tired. The last two Falcon points were scored on a late sack of the Shinfundo Quaterback.

The next Falcon game is against the Kose and Turkomans. The turks have been the first team to lose to the famed Bluth Corporation so expect a close one.

Dancougar

01-05-2008, 03:36

KENNETH: Two Black Wing teams playing football right now, and two doing pretty well. But only one of them's getting any attention - Charles DuPont has his team in the last eight of World Cup 40, so who's watching gridiron? Well, here at Sportscenter, we still have love for the prolate spheroid, and so too do Craig Boomer and Jack Thompson, who join us now with highlights from the latest World Bowl qualifier.

CRAIG: Something's got to give, Jack. United Hetzel, the Islanders, bringing the best offense in Group C to do battle with the Dancougar Black Wings, owner of the group's top defensive unit. But the Wings, who were purring at home, received a wake up call against Kura-Pelland. Hetzel, too, received a shock to their system against Artruria, but in overtime, field goal, 23-20! So they have the momentum as they welcome Will Moohim's American Football Black Wings. And the Islanders jump on top early. First quarter, second drive for the Islanders after a Bozwell fumble. Anton Devito looking for Alvin Dunkirk over the top... MONEY! Twenty three yard touchdown pass, 7-0 Islanders, and Jack, what happened here?

JACK: Bad hangover from the last drive of the Pelland game, Wing defense in nickel coverage, Corona playing a deep man. Dunkirk looks like he's running a quick slant, turns for the ball, and Corona bites. But he's not done, Dunkirk keeps going and Devito hits him over the top, the safety Morgenstein unable to make the play, and Dunkirk has the score.

CRAIG: Ah, but back come the Black Wings! Kirk Hatchitt, now, reasserting himself. This is MY team! Rumblin'... bumblin'... stumblin'... twelve play drive, seventy three yards, nine of them runs. But it ends with this, Haynesworth, three wide receivers, looks for Summerlin. Pass complete, and Summerlin shakes the attempted tackle from Brady Ross. It's fifteen yards, 7-7, and now we've got a ballgame. Just before halftime, Hatchitt. On second and three, inside cut, hole up the middle. Gets past Tolozio and into the secondary, big run, forty five, fifty. Forty five, forty. Kirk Hatchitt gets his biggest run of the tournament, forty nine yards and down he goes at the Hetzel twenty eight. After Haynesworth hits Divalerio for fifteen, here's the second back, Oliver Tangerman... Ollie gets to the outside and rumbles down to the five. Hetzel defense would hold, though, and force the field goal, 10-7.

JACK: And I want to look at the play that makes that happen, second and goal. Hetzel, surprisingly, does not switch to the goal line defense or load up against the run. So the Wings, what do you do, give it to the back. Oliver Tangerman is going to try the left side, but Hetzel drew up the perfect play... delayed blitz! Danny Naci waits a moment and then gets into the backfield; nobody expected it and he wraps Tangerman up for a loss of two. Pumps a lot of energy into the Hetzel defense right before the break, because now on third and a long goal, Haynesworth forced to throw, and unable to stuff it in there. Hetzel wins the battle by holding the Wings to three points.

CRAIG: Second half, Wings continue to grind it out. Hatchitt back on the field, five yards here. Trayler, the tight end, throws a huge block on Naci and opens him up for six more. Ready for play action, Haynesworth for Divalerio, tiptoes down the sideline for twenty one, led to another Stottlemyer field goal, and it's 13-7. Hetzel fires back. Devito... looking for James Wilkins, Jr... and he's got his man, slips behind Meriweather to make the catch, over the shoulder, and Somerville drags him down, thirty five yards. Mack Harlowe, to the outside, forced out of bounds after an eight yard run. Hetzel, looking to take the lead, but on third down... Corona jumps the route and breaks up the pass, almost picked off, and Hetzel settles for three, it's 13-10.

JACK: And Corona makes the right decision to play the ball before thinking about the pick, he tips it away with his right hand with Roy Todd breaking to the outside.

CRAIG: Dancougar need to get some separation, but the offense lets them down again. Field goal, Stottlemyer three for three in the game, and it's still just a one touchdown game. 16-10 as we head into the fourth quarter. Black Wings, looking to create something, Haynesworth back to pass. And it's intercepted by Justin McAllister!! McAllister has room to run, brings it deep into Black Wing territory, down at the twenty one, and the fans are loving it. But the defense bails Dusty out. After a two yard run on first down, Devito... looking for Dunkirk... incomplete! Then, on third down, Devito. Drops back to pass, in trouble, and down he goes! Sacked by Troy Claridge!

JACK: Big play on third down, with Hetzel inside the red zone, and the Wings force the three and out. Claridge comes on an inside blitz, and Devito unable to get the pass off in time. Great defensive stop.

CRAIG: So Hetzel kicks a field goal, 16-13 now, and the Wings have the ball. And they go on a clock-sapping drive, the kind they had in their first two games, the kind we've expected them to have. Dominating the line of scrimmage, and Hatchitt takes advantage. Pounds through the Islanders, first down here. Mix it up, Bozwell with the carry. He rumbles for seven, carries John Royal for the last two of those. Six minutes run off the clock, Hetzel burns their timeouts, and Dancougar gets what they want - the score that puts the nail in this coffin. Hatchitt, untouched around the left side! Three yards, touchdown, 23-13 Black Wings. That's how it ends, they move to 3-1 in Group C play.

JACK: And a lot of jockeying back and forth in this one, offenses sputtering to a stop deep in the red zone. Too many points left on the field by both sides, but all credit to the Black Wing defense, holding that Hetzel offense to only thirteen.

CRAIG: And the Black Wing offense effective but not impressive, Hatchitt broke a hundred yards again, but a few turnovers led directly to Hetzel points. But ten points off turnovers, really shows you how much trouble Hetzel had putting together a sustained drive against the Wings, which was the difference in this game. Okay, so Dancougar remains on the road and tackles Artruria next, a team which has fallen on tough times. After an opening day shutout against Swilatia, they've lost three in a row. Can they get back on track against the Black Wings?

JACK: Not if that defense doesn't start shaping up. Since the win, giving up a little over 25 points per game. If Hatchitt gets going, he could do some serious damage. Artruria can put points on the board, though, so Dancougar could have a difficult time if field goals are all they can muster. Stottlemyer has been playing pretty good football, but he can't do it alone.

CRAIG: We'll have coverage of that one, and more on this game later on Sportscenter, but for now, back to Scott and Ken.

Arroza

01-05-2008, 04:06

Aransas County Illuminator: Editorial

With the unexpected success of the Tar Hornets in Football, we sent out reporter out on the streets or Rockport to ask...

What does success in sports mean to you?

I think that winning an international competition like the World Bowl would put Arroza on the map in a successful way that doesn't involve invading or killing anyone, and that's great. Maybe after people know who we are, they'll do business with us.
- Christiano Correa, local shopkeeper

It would do a great bit of good for national pride to see us do well in a competition. And then with that confidence maybe we could clean up some things at home.
- Michael Stansford, policeman

Really, not much. But it keeps everyone else happy so I'm enjoying it. The goodwill is great, and I've never seen people wearing so much orange and crimson!
- Carmen Araujo-Washington, HR Director.

Qazox

01-05-2008, 05:11

Qazox GridIron Today

Vephrall @ Qazox

Veph 0 14 7 6 27
Qaz 10 0 14 14 38

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter:
Qazox- (8:20) 38 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 8 plays, 43 yards in 4:17.
(3-0 Qazox)
Qazox- (1:12) 4 yd TD pass from Harry Pitts to Lyle Beckett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 9plays, 60 yards in 4:11.
(10-0 Qazox)
Second Quarter:
Vephrall- (11:08) 17 yd TD pass from Lashnens Voreght to Lit Gicks. PAT by Hahnea Going good. Drive: 11 plays, 73 yards in 5:04.
(10-7 Qazox)
Vephrall- (3:12) 9 yd TD pass from Lashnens Voreght to Einy Pentove. PAT by Hahnea Going good. Drive: 9 plays, 53 yards in 4:18.
(14-10 Vephrall)
Third Quarter
Vephrall- (8:32) 2 yd TD run by Chezlot Dotsmens. PAT by Hahnea Going good. Drive: 12 plays, 82 yards in 6:28.
(21-10 Vephrall)
Qazox- (5:03) 1 yd TD run by Sean O'Malley. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 9 plays, 75 yards in 3:29.
(21-17 Vephrall)
Qazox- (3:29) 47 yd Interception Return for TD by Xavier Green. PAT by Harvey Polalck good. Drive: 1 plays, 47 yards in 0:11.
(24-21 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Vephrall- (13:23) 52 yd FG by Hahnea Going. Drive: 8 plays, 37 yards in 4:52.
(24-24)
Qazox- (9:59) 51 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 6 plays, 70 yards in 3:24.
(31-24 Qazox)
Vephrall- (4:58) 40 yd FG by Hahnea Going. Drive: 9 plays, 52 yards in 5:01.
(31-27 Qazox)
Qazox- (2:03) 39 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 7 plays, 86 yards in 2:55.
(38-27 Qazox)

Newmanistan

01-05-2008, 22:37

MD5 Results: That's right, halfway done with the group stage! A few solid contenders have emerged with another couple teams looking poised to be spoilers.

Group A:
Qazox 30, Holy Marsh 7
Newmanistan 24, Rennidan 16
Southamptonshire 17, Vephrall 14

Group A W-L GB PF PA
Qazox 4-1 0 128 85
Newmanistan 4-1 0 129 66
Rennidan 3-2 1 95 68
Vephrall 2-3 2 76 107
Southamptonshire 2-3 2 67 101
Holy Marsh 0-5 4 43 111

Group B:
Pablicosta 47, Yafor 2 27
Valanora 23, Unified Capitalizt States 20
Arroza 30, Fujisawan Territories 27 (OT)

Group B W-L GB PF PA
Arroza 5-0 0 114 64
Pablicosta 4-1 1 143 113
Fujisawan Territories 3-2 2 140 87
Yafor 2 1-4 4 80 130
Unified Capitalizt States 1-4 4 91 113
Valanora 1-4 4 87 148

Group C:
United Hetzel 41, Swilatia 10
Dancougar 26, Arturia 17
Kura-Pelland 37, Milchama 20

Group C W-L GB PF PA
Kura-Pelland 5-0 0 105 75
Dancougar 4-1 1 119 53
United Hetzel 3-2 2 135 103
Milchama 2-3 3 74 103
Atruria 1-4 4 91 103
Swilatia 0-5 5 37 124

Group D:
Kose and The Turkomans 13, Taeshan 12
Bluth Corporation 27, Bettia 19
Shinfundo 24, Sorthern Northland 3

Group D W-L GB PF PA
Taeshan 4-1 0 109 42
Bettia 3-2 1 127 101
Kose and the Turkomans 3-2 1 75 90
Shinfundo 2-3 2 129 137
Bluth Corporation 2-3 2 105 123
Sorthern Northland 1-4 3 64 112

Arroza

02-05-2008, 00:50

Dante: Football Fever Update! Bobby Appier’s been replaced by former Arrozan League coach Andre “Brick” Haley, from the Arkegas All-Blacks. I’m Dante Cailloux and we’re here to bring you all the high and lowlights from today’s action.

Big match of the day…Arrozan Tar Hornets, versus the Fujisawan Hurricane at Breakwater Park in Rockport. Breakwater was standing room only and they don’t look very happy to see the Hurricane who looks to be one of the two main challengers to Arroza in Group B.

Andre: Yeah it was a very rowdy crowd and exactly why people didn’t want that game to be played in Rockport. The Llanura isn’t exactly the most cultured of the 8 provinces, and the Aransas County fans are showing exactly why as they serenaded the Hurricane with jeers, even had a few people thrown out for starting fights with the visiting fans. That’s not what we want to be known for at all, I hope they get banned for life.

Dante: True. On to the game, Arroza wins the flip, chooses to receive. First drive, lo-o-o-ong run here on the option from Chamesi to Chavez, he’s finally pushed out at the Fujisawan 35. Two plays later, third and 3 from the 28, handoff to Laraque behind Harley, and that’s almost automatic, first and ten after the six yard gain. Arroza comes out in the Flexbone-Wide Set with 2 wide-outs and the backs set out in the slot. I don’t think they were expecting this as Arceneaux runs the post and just out-leaps Sanawa to catch that ball. 7-nil Arroza.

Andre: And more importantly Arroza set up the run on that drive. 9 runs for 51 yards, and 3 passes, including the touchdown. When Arroza can run and kill the clock good things happen.

Dante: That’s for sure. But the defense is another matter. Fujisawan charges right back down the field, capping the march with this brilliant over-the shoulder catch by Dazai from Takayama. That’s ridiculous, he put the ball where only Takayama had a play on it, and Fujisawan go 72 yards in 4 plays! 7-7 at the end of the first.

Second quarter the teams trade field goals as both defenses bend but don’t break. At the half it’s 13-10 Fujisawan.

Andre: Yeah, boring second. But Coach had to give the team the hairdryer treatment at the half because The Hornets come out looking angry!

Dante: Indeed. Fujisawan, first drive of the third quarter. 2nd and 10, and Big Nasty just puts his ears back, and pummels Takayama, but Fujisawan converts on 3rd and 18. Later that same drive, Joe Reed, figures he hasn’t been on the Football Fever! highlight reel yet, he speed rushes past Kakinomoto, and chases down Takayama for another sack. Not all good on this drive as defensive end Roland Harding was hurt here, looks like a sprained ankle, he may be back for match-day seven, but Raibonne Charles comes in and finished the day with a sack and 2 hurries.

Arroza gets it back, drives down the field and caps it off with Vaughn Harley. “The Hawg” goes over the top for another seven. Arroza 17, Fujisawan 13.

Andre: But here’s where the drama starts, and you’ve got to blame the coach for not having enough practice in nickel formations to stop the Hurricane’s four-wide attack.

Dante: Yeah, I’d love to have a guy like Takayama running the point for Arroza. He’s class all the way. Late third, Fujisawan driving. Takayama avoids Charles…steps up into the pocket and finds Sarumara, beat the defender deep. Hits him and that’s that, 20-17 Fujisawan.

Andre: What happened there was that the safety got distracted by Yoshimatsu running the seam pattern, and he let Sarumara on the post get behind him. Big error in the zone defense, the safeties are the last line of defense.

Dante: Arroza eats the clock, kicks a field goal with 9:36 left in the fourth. Now it’s 20-all. Fujisawan comes back hard. A run from Koyami for seven. Screen pass for 12. the fullback gets four on third and 2. And they’re playing the Arrozan game, eating the clock. A six-minute drive from the Hurricane, capped when Takayama hits Dazai again for a late touchdown. 27-20 Fujisawan!

Arroza, in the very unfamiliar hurry-up offense, playing the spread flexbone more. Chamesi on the option here, pass to Crown, who does the smart thing and gets out of bounds. Option to Chadwick, and he runs past the safety, but it’s called back for holding on Placido. Second and 20 from the Arrozan 47. Chamesi, in the pocket, flushed out…scrambling to the right on the broken play…gets a giant block here from Rudolph the tight end, and he just puts his head down and punishes the safety Fujitsu. Wow, 18 yard gain. Called time-out, 1:37 to go. Harley to the 31, Arroza uses their second timeout at 1:27.

Chamesi takes the snap, runs right to the weak side, he pitches to Chadwick who goes out at the 26. 1:20. Second and 4. Give’s to Laraque, and he gets three. Third and one, clock’s ticking…QB sneak with Chamesi, he gets the first, clock stops to move the chains. 27 seconds left from the 20. Chamesi on the run, pump-fakes, brings it down and runs to the 12. 21 ticks left. Chamesi. 4 Wide. Snaps it. holds, hits Chadwick out of the backfield, TOUCHDOWN ARROZA! 26-27 with 12 seconds. Kick’s good. 27-27 at full time.

Overtime! Arroza wins the flip. Marches downfield. Chamesi on the run for 8. Now Chaves to the right for 12. Rudolph for 4.

Andre: Their defense is tired right here. They played too many plays and they’ve got to be demotivated from giving up the score. They’re moving slower than they were in the first.

Dante: True, but they can still make plays. Robber blitz on third and 5 and Sakampo gets to Chamesi and drills him. Fourth down from the Fujisawan 34, it’ll be a fifty yard field goal for Albrect. Albrect kicks it.....

It’s got the right aim…..

It’s got enough power!

It’s good! It’s good! Arroza in a nail-biter 30-27, over Fujisawan.

Andre: And we want no part of this team in week 10 back in Fujisawan. We need to have the group locked down by then, as I don’t want to have to fight these guys with maybe first place in the division on the line. But let's enjoy it for now, Tar Hornets 5-0 in Group B!

Arroza

02-05-2008, 00:53

Newmanistan

02-05-2008, 02:19

OOC: the knockout stage looks like it's going to be fun. I want no part of any of the #3 seeds.

Q: Am I correct in assuming that a win against the U.C.S. tomorrow combined with any result in the Yafor Valanora game would mean I clinch a spot in the last 16? (I'd be 6-0, 2 teams would be at 1-5 and unable to pass me, therefore I'd have at least 4th, right?)

Yes, you will clinch, although MD6 is Sunday. We take a halftime break for two days to give the people who need to make up some ground a nice RP opportunity, or in your case, a chance to solidify being one of the top teams.

Qazox

02-05-2008, 04:18

Qazox GridIron Today

Holy Marsh @ Qazox

H.M. 0 0 7 0 7
Qaz 13 7 7 3 30

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter:
Qazox- (10:12) 4 yd TD run by Harry Pitts. PAT by Harvey Pollack blocked. Drive: 12 plays, 82 yards in 4:38.
(6-0 Qazox)
Qazox- (5:29) 84 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 1 plays, 84 yards in 0:13.
(13-0 Qazox)
Second Quarter:
Qazox- (9:08) 42 yd TD Pass by Harry Pitts to Frank Dobbs. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 8 plays, 73 yards in 3:07.
(20-0 Qazox)
Third Quarter
Qazox- (0:58) 1 yd TD run by Sean O'Malley. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 17 plays, 92 yards in 8:25.
(27-0 Qazox)
Holy Marsh- (0:44) 89 yd Kickoff Return for TD, PAT Good. Drive: 1 play, 89 yards in 0:14.
(27-7 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (8:45) 35 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 11 plays, 70 yards in 5:59.
(30-3 Qazox)

Newmanistan

02-05-2008, 10:40

Alright everyone.... remember when I said there would be a double RP bonus in the future. Well, the clock on that starts...... NOW.

And I am going to be extra nice and extend it a day. So from this point, to 4:30PM Eastern US time (9:30PM GMT) on SUNDAY. Double RP bonus is in effect. Take advantage of this!

Kura-Pelland

02-05-2008, 11:36

Kura-Pelland completed an undefeated first half of the group phase with a fabulous 37-20 defeat of Milchama. The soccer rivals were no match for the Arrows in gridiron, and a sold-out Shanvley Stadium crowd roared their delight at a spectacular offensive display.

It wasn't always explosive - that's not the Arrows' strength - but it was silky-smooth and remarkably consistent, with a touchdown in each quarter and three field goals sprinkled around for good measure.

And no lack of grit either, after a disastrous start in which Milchama took a 14-0 lead inside five minutes; the kickoff was returned to the 50 and two plays later the ball was in the endzone. The following drive from the Arrows looked promising until the anonymous free safety, on a blitz, intercepted a short pass aimed at Walter Lecavalier and was almost unopposed as he made it to the endzone.

The game turned around completely after that, as Kura-Pelland produced two consecutive touchdown drives of 78 and 91 yards respectively, the second coming from a punt that went out at the 9. Both took more than seven minutes off the clock (7:14 and 7:39 respectively), both featured three third-down conversions, and most remarkably there was positive yardage on every play. 14-14 with six minutes left in the second. Milchama again took the lead with a field goal, but at the end of the half Tim Pogley's 49-yarder made it 17-17 and changed the atmosphere completely.

Milchama's defence looked tired and vulnerable in the second half, but the Arrows started to look superb on defence, and with 6:55 left in the third the defence got on the scoresheet themselves, KC Borsten's sack (his second and the Arrows' third of a drive that had been kept alive by two fortunate long bombs on third down) produced a fumble which Kevin O'Toole snapped up and took for six. Pogley added the extras to make it 24-17. It was the turning point. The very next drive from Milchama started with a pass, again Borsten made the sack, this time DE Kevin Silibo picked it up. He couldn't gain much, though, and the Milchama defence did well to restrict the Arrows to a field goal, which Milchama responded to in kind at the end of the third to make it 27-20.

In the fourth quarter, though, Milchama offered nothing on either side of the ball, and the Arrows dominated, Graham Illingworth in particular - 13 carries and 134 yards in this quarter alone, including a 46-yard TD run that essentially sealed the deal at 34-20. A late FG finished it off, and the Shanvley crowd were in raptures. Compare and contrast with that 6-0 to Bazalonia. Various newspapers are talking, in all seriousness, about gridiron being seen as the national sport. It probably is just idle talk, but you never know... the NCoG (National Championship of Gridiron) is set to start soon, the first real domestic gridiron league in the country, and despite the teams being artificial constructs there is great talk about the draft in particular.

Dancougar

02-05-2008, 17:01

CRAIG: Aaaaand welcome to your home for American Football here on Sportscenter, Craig Boomer here with, as always, Jack Thompson. So, Jack, let's toss it up here for a minute. American Football, Rugby Union. Rugby Union, American Football. Two distinct codes of football with plenty of overlap, which opens up the possibility - missing players for one, why not raid the other? Enter the Arturia Springboks, a team which does just that. Lean and mean, Jack, with a penchant for hard tackles and physical play. Can the Black Wings survive sixty minutes of that? To Arturia, where the Black Wings continue their five-game road trip. Need to keep pace with Kura-Pelland, but the Boks spring first. Thomas Wellesley, leading the attack, finds Terrell Owens down the sideline for twenty two. Then, shakes off the blitz, and hits Andres De Clerk. The Wing defense was getting penetration, Jack, but had nothing to show for it.

JACK: And you would expect that from a small offensive line; Arturia giving ground on a lot of those blitz packages. But Wellesley showed off his mobility in avoiding the sack and finding his receivers open downfield. Bad coverage by the Wings, and they got gouged on this drive.

CRAIG: And then, jailbreak screen! Van der Westhuizen takes the short pass out of the backfield, and nobody is left to stop him. Eleven yard score, and once again the Wings are behind. But not for long! Next drive! Haynesworth shows off his arm, complete to Whitham for a first down. Kirk Hatchitt, left side, picks up a block, rumbles for eleven more. And that sets up Haynesworth, dropping back, has Jermaine Divalerio over the top, and Divalerio will catch it in stride, and Artie Cunningham is beat! To the big house! Forty six yard touchdown pass, it's all tied at seven. Back comes Arturia. Van der Westhuizen... Springboks get a boost from Joost, pounces through the line and carries Claridge past the first down marker. But the drive ends here on a second down and ten, ball on the Black Wing twenty nine... it's intercepted! Morgenstein picks off a badly-thrown ball, behind Owens, and runs it back to the thirty three.

JACK: And Wellesley was hurried into that throw because the Wings were adjusting to his movement. You're going to see Abramovitz get through the line and run him down, and at the same time, Martella comes through! Wellesley about to get sandwiched, so he throws across his body, and didn't lead Owens enough, cutting across the field.

CRAIG: The Wings would capitalize on the chance, and here comes Hatchitt. Kirk Hatchitt busts through the middle for sixteen. But the Boks not done yet... Hatchitt, looks for a seam, not there, and gang-tackled at the forty five to bring up third and long. Good rugby form, there, on the stop. Haynesworth... to pass... looks for Seelbinder on the right side, and the third stringer hauls it in, feet in bounds, new life for the Wings at the Arturia twenty one! Oliver Tangerman in the game, and Ollie takes the handoff, shakes a tackle, and Tangerman... touchdown! Twenty one yard touchdown run, and it's 14-7. Arturia makes it 14-10 before the half, and the second half is where it gets interesting. Opening drive for the Springboks, looking to regain the lead, but forced to punt. Down it goes... Jack Enright to receive, and hit immediately by Charles Starbuck on the coverage, and it's a FUMMMMBLE!! Arturia recovers on the Black Wing ten! Next play... Wellesley... Owens, touchdown! 17-14, and now it's on, Jack.

JACK: Great coverage on the punt, and Starbuck shows you why he's so dangerous. The hang time is there, you'd expect that from a rugby player, but the speed of Charles Starbuck was just as impressive. He lays a massive hit on Enright - a clean one, which is rare coming from him - and he really hadn't gotten a handle on the ball yet. Should've called fair catch. But the ball is jarred loose, and the Boks have great field position for the score. The teams trade points off turnovers.

CRAIG: So with time winding down in the third quarter, the Wings take possession at their own thirty five. And here they come. Hatchitt picks up four. Three. Haynesworth to Trayler to keep the drive alive. An impressive drive by the Black Wings. Ten plays, sixty yards later, it's first and goal from the Arturia five. Hatchitt tries the right side, nothing there. Vincent Bozwell tries his luck up the middle, but the Arturian defense... swarming, they're used to defending that goal line with their lives! Dancougar on third and goal from the six, they need these points... and get them! Haynesworth pump-fakes and then finds Trayler wide open in the back of the endzone! 20-17, but here's a play with implications... muffed extra point! Bad snap by Tim Shackleford, and the Springboks are within a field goal!

JACK: Craig, the extra points are usually gimmes, but you can't take it for granted, either. Shackleford snaps into the ground, and Haynesworth can't quite get a handle on it. By the time he's ready to place it, the line is broken. And it's a big play for the Springboks because now, instead of needing a touchdown to take the lead, they can get a field goal to tie in the fourth quarter, and maybe force overtime.

CRAIG: Nothing's given to you in football, everything must be taken. So the Wings do just that. The defense really clamped down hard on that Springbok attack in the second half. They got that touchdown after the turnover, but aside from that, only held the ball for around nine out of thirty minutes. And Wellesley was under siege in the second half, too, sacked here by Abramovitz. Wellesley, looking downfield, out of time, and sacked by Joe Arnone. Then, the Wings try to put the game away. After a Springbok turnover on downs, Haynesworth. Driving. Eating clock. Second and two from the nine, and Kirk Hatchitt... finds a seam, left side, touchdown Black Wings! BUT! But... two point conversion is no good, so the Boks have some life yet.

JACK: That's right, Craig, because if you make the two here... that makes it a two touchdown game. But it's only 26-17, now, so a touch and a field goal are all they need. Then again, only two minutes left, perhaps Will Moohim worrying too much.

CRAIG: If Arturia can get a score and the onside kick, there's a chance. But on fourth and fifteen, the Wings put this one away... Abramovitz! His third sack of the game, a huge second half for him. And they take the spring out Arturia's step with this, a 26-17 road win, Wings move their record to 4-1. And with that, a mid-qualifying break for the World Bowl participants.

JACK: Time to take stock, Craig; each team looking at what needs to get done in order to make that final sixteen. The Wings will be eying Kura-Pelland at the top of the group, and I think when the Arrows come to the Jay Kay in Sullivan, the Wings have a shot to tie this thing. But look out for United Hetzel, too, coming up strong in third. You take away the game against the Black Wings, and that's a team that's putting up thirty a game. They score points in a hurry, and one bad defensive series can put the entire game in jeopardy once they really start clicking.

CRAIG: Kura-Pelland establishing themselves as the class of Group C, undefeated through the first half of play. Kura-Pelland at Dancougar may be for the group title, and for sure, bragging rights are on the line at the very least. But as you say, plenty of football left to be played in Group C, as everyone except poor Swilatia still has a chance to escape to the final tournament in Newmanistan. And plenty of time for Hetzel, or maybe even Milchama, to assert themselves as powers and overtake the current leaders. We'll have more on the World Bowl later in Sportscenter, but for now, we throw it back to the studio.

Taeshan

02-05-2008, 20:48

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcon Record Perfect no More

It was an upsetting game for Fitin' Falcon fans last night as the Kose an the Turkomans were ntha first team to scale and defeat the Goliath that is the Fitin' Falcon football team of Taeshan.

The loss is real suprising considering the Turks have already lost to the Bluth Corporation who the Falcons schooled in this great sport of football. Though the Falcons loss is emense, they still have hope, there leading the 4th group of 6 teams in the whole World Bowl by one game over the second Place teams from Bettia and the Tukomans.

In last nights game the Falcon kicker showed his prominense as the leading kicker in the whole world Bowl by kicking 4 field goals from 33, 45, 49, and 50 yrds, But he just wasn't get any support by the defense who for the first time let more then ten points past them. The Falcons still hold the lead in the group so they probally only would need to beat the Bettians in there next game which should be exciting, and two other teams wich will be easy for our favorite team.

Qazox

03-05-2008, 03:26

MIDPOINT REPORT

The Pheonix have raced out to an 4-1 record with the lone loss coming at the hands of Rennidan. But over the last 3 games, the team has shown that it will be force to be reckoned with in the back half of play and should quailfy easily into the next round.

Our 2nd half predictions: (2nd half record) first half record in BOLD.
4-1 Qazox (5-0)
4-1 Newmanistan (4-1)
3-2 Rennidan (2-3)
2-3 Southamptonshire (1-4)
2-3 Vephrall (3-2)
0-5 Holy Marsh (0-5)

Predicted final standings:
Qazox 9-1
Newmanistan 8-2
Rennidan 5-5
Vephrall 5-5
Southamptonshire 3-7
Holy Marsh 0-10

Newmanistan

03-05-2008, 15:18

THE ROCKET REPORT

WORLD BOWL ROLLING ALONG

Pocono City, Newmanistan- It’s amazing how fast time can just fly by. We are halfway through the group stages of the World Bowl, and it won’t be long until the worlds best 16 teams descend on the Empire. After five games, Newmanistan is 4-1, losing the opener to Qazox at home in Pocono City, and then winning the next four. “Everything is going real well for us right now,” said QB John Pivonka, “We’re play well as a unit, and have our eyes set at winning this group and coming home to play in front of the home fans to win this tournament.” And Pivonka has been a big part of that, too. Newmanistan’s 129 points is the most scored in the group, and their differential of points scored to points allowed is second in the entire World Bowl, missing out of the top billing by a field goal to Dancougar.

Taking a look at Group A, there hasn’t been a ton of surprises here. Many were calling on a three team breakaway between the Rockets, Phoenix, and Eagles, and that’s exactly what has happened. However, Newmanistan and Qazox do look a tad better then Rennidan right now, even though it was Rennidan who defeated the Phoenix earlier in the competition. The Eagles can’t be thinking that have a berth in the knockout stages wrapped up, because Southamptonshire and Vephrall do loom just a game back. The Rockets and Phoenix do seem to be in a safe position, but there’s a big difference in that first round matchup between the third place team in Group B and the fourth place team, as in that group three teams are well ahead of the competition with three others at 1-4. The 4th place battle should be interesting as both Southamptonshire and Vephrall have had their moments.

Now to group B, where Arroza is on the verge of becoming the first team to officially clinch their spot in the knockout stages. If they beat the Unified Capitalizt States, they will do just that. They have looked unstoppable thus far, showing the ability to blow teams out, and then grind out the close ones as they most recently did against the Fujisawan Territories, topping the Hurricane in overtime. Pablicosta has also been rolling along, and will have another shot in matchday seven at Arroza. Like in Group A, there is plenty of incentive for a team to win Group B, for much of the same reason as the two groups seem to have three teams that are the class of the action. Again proving that fourth place may get you to the knockouts, but that’s all it may do. The potential head to head matchups in the 2nd vs 3rd games between the A and B teams should be all the incentive you need to win your group.

In group C, Kura-Pelland looks very strong. They are undefeated but have been able to win close games, and a team that is able to finish things out the way that the Arrows have is the trademark of a truly dangerous team. Dancougar is also playing real well, and their lone loss was too Kura-Pelland. As we briefly mentioned before, Dancougar has the largest differential between points scored and points allowed in the tournament. We’re not sure if winning Group C is quite as important as winning A & B are, since Group D isn’t quite as deep, but look for both the Arrows and Black Wings to do everything they can. United Hetzel has played pretty well themselves, they just haven’t been quite at the level as the top two, but seem to be a cut above the rest of the group. After them, 4th place looks as though it will come down to Milchama and Arturia.

Finally, moving to group D, this section looks to be all Taeshan. Even though they were stunned by Kose and The Turkomans in the most recent game, the Falcons have been outstanding defensively, allowing 13 points or less in all of their games played thus far and have conceded fewer points then anyone in the World Cup. After Taeshan, it’s really anyone’s guess. Bettia, the Turks, Shinfundo, and the Bluth Corporation are all still alive and can finish as high as second and should be doing everything they can right now during this midway break to improve their chances of advancement.

Overall as the games have been played in the home stadiums across the world, we have reports everywhere of sold out crowds. The fans have been in to the excitement of the World Bowl, and it is showing throughout the world. In places like Arroza, where the nation is getting one of its first tastes (if not the first) of international competition. In Kura-Pelland, where it helps make up for a disappointing run in the other sport with the same name. In Qazox, where yet another World Cup couldn’t get past the group stages, at least, this one, looks like it will. Dancougar, United Hetzel, Pablicosta, and Taeshan all also having loyal passionate following where the games are being played. Soon, they will be becoming to Newmanistan, where the knockout stages are in the not so distant future, and the cities are doing all they can to make it a great experience for everyone involved.

Arroza

04-05-2008, 02:07

Tar-Hornet Weekly.
A special supplement to the Atalanta Journal.

The World Bowl's been a scintillating event so far, taking the normally American Football mad fans of Arroza, and inflaming them to a fever pitch. The first half's been a whirlwing of wins for the national team in their first ever foray into international sporting events, but let's look ahead to the second half of the tournament, make some predictions and see who we think the tournament will shake out.

Arroza (5-0)
The locals have an important home game in week 6 against the Gunners, as a win would clinch a play-off berth for the Hornets. Kura-Pelland is the only other nation that can clinch this early. Arroza should also win games in Week 8 and 9 against Vafor and Valanora, but have to play away at Pablicosta and Fujjisawan.
Prediction (9-1)

Pablicosta (4-1)
The Titans biggest game has to be in week 6 as they travel to Fujisawan in a challenge for second place. If Pablicosta wins they can actually make a serious move for first in the group. We think they'll go 4-1 over the stretch, losing at the Hurricane, but winning at home in Week 7's match with (hopefully) an Arrozan team that can take their foot off the gas some.
Prediction (8-2)

Fujisawan Territories (3-2)
Great team, but not the greatest of groups to get assigned to. Fujisawan's offense should allow them to cruise through the bottom of the group, and they should win at least one of the 2 matches against the top 2 teams in the group. Most likely the Pablicosta match. Woe unto the 2 seed that gets this team in the round of 16.
Prediction (7-3)

Valanora (1-4)
Not their premier sport by a long shot. Not well played during the first 4 games. Not as loved as the global football team. But their nation's winning spirit should count for something, and we think they'll advance from the morass that is the bottom of Group B.
Prediction (3-7)

United Capitalist States (1-4)
Better luck next time.
Prediction (2-8)

Yafor 2 (1-4)
Good food there...yep that's about all we could say for them.
Prediction (1-9)

Dancougar

04-05-2008, 07:00

They tell me the men in this room are the best at what they do - marketing. Yes, we're trying to market American football in this country. Problem is, everyone's stuck on association football... it's painful having to share a name with a more popular sport. Can we call it "soccer?" Ugh, the fans might not go for it. That's part of the reason why these guys are in a pickle. I'm Dusty Haynesworth. I'm the quarterback for the Dancougar Black Wings. And at this point, we're just throwing stuff out there.

"All right, so straight-up advertising is only making inroads with our Americanized English..." a suit mutters, tossing a packet of documents onto the table. "The English...ized? Englishized English?"

"Anglicanized?"

"The ones who like tea. They're hopeless."

"You'd think it'd be easy to win them over. I mean, they fill Wembley for the Dolphins. Think about that. Freakin' Wembley, for the DOLPHINS. Maybe we should talk to their PR guys."

"What are the Dolphins?" I ask. Apparently there's some sort of loop I'm out of, or a fourth wall I haven't managed to break through.

A suit smiles. "Oh, don't trouble yourself," he replies, waving it off. "What if we had... like... Akira Morimoto kicking field goals in an advert? He likes to kick dead balls. This one would be dead, just shaped weird."

"Eh, he says he's not interested," another suit sighs. Cross-sport promotion... well, I'm not sure it works for association. "The games are too different anyway." Right. If it were rugby it'd be different, but that game doesn't have much of a following in Dancougar, either. "No star power, I'm assuming?"

Another guy sitting at the far end of the table speaks up. "Umm..." he says timidly. "Perhaps we're taking the wrong approach with traditional advertising. You see, these days, everything that's popular hits it big on the internets." He says the last word with air quotes, and pluralizes it for some odd reason. There's more than one? "If we could turn this tournament into a meme somehow, we could win over the 18-24 and get a great deal of immediate exposure."

The guy at the head of the table points his pen at the one speaking. "I like it," he says. Then he turns to me. "Dusty, you're young and know these internets. What can we do?"

Gah, calling me out? I stand up and cough. "Well, um, here's a thought," I say, fumbling over my words. "It's popular on forums to draw character art of abstract things."

"Go on..."

"For instance, there's a series of artworks featuring computer software packages as cute girls." Am I actually trying to explain this to middle-aged men? "For example, I'm sure many of you have software to run your companies' servers... well, that particular girl is depicted as a mature, capable woman with..."

"Oh, I've heard of these!" exclaims one of the younger men in the room.

"Isn't that somewhat sexist?" asks a woman sitting on the far end of the table.

"Well, we can do what we want with it, yes?" asks a suit. "So we can depict men as well." She doesn't seem satisfied with that answer, but doesn't protest further. "Newmanis-Tan, then? She could look like the Empress, but wear a cheerleader's uniform in Rocket colors..."

The woman's face turns bright red and she begins to say something, but I've got this one. "I'm not so sure that's a great idea," I blurt out.

"A chibi Empress?"

"You're missing the point entirely!" I cry. "We don't even need to go that far. Teams have mascots. We can do something fun with that, maybe. An advertising campaign featuring all the mascots doing silly things."

The guy at the head of the table points his pen at me. "I like it," he says. "And if you ask me..." We didn't. "... this is the perfect opportunity for some terrible jokes." Oh no. "For instance, Pablicosta Titans."

One of the burlier men at the table wasn't about to allow this. "First person who suggest an advert with Denzel Washington asking us to remember them gets punched in the face," he says. No takers. Victory!

"They don't ALL have to be horrible puns," a suit says after a moment passes. "Arroza Tar Hornets, we can do this. Bees make honey, tar makes roads. So imagine an advert with a road coverged completely in these things. Hornets making the nation's highways! And we can use CG."

"Wait, bees are not hornets. And what does that have to do with football?"

"It looks cool."

"And the Turkomans are using those crazy robots. Dusty, you could help us out here. You guys are lined up against these robots, right, and you go to crush them when they wave you off and say, 'We're not the droids you're looking for.'"

The guy at the head of the table points his pen at the one speaking. "I like it," he says. Wow, is that the only thing he does at these meetings?

"Hold it, hold it, wouldn't we be better served by thinking of spots for teams we'll actually play against?" I say. "I mean, we might face those other guys if we make the last sixteen. But for now, we should think about drumming up interest in our last three home games."

The guy at the head of the table points his pen at me. "I li..."

"ANYWAY," I clear my throat before he finishes. "Kura-Pelland Arrows. This one should be easy."

"You could be fighting an archer! Wearing green!"

"So that would make him like... a Green Arrow?"

"I don't think we own that."

"What's to own?"

"The Green Arrow."

"Well we would, we're making him, right?"

"No."

"Then why did you suggest it?"

"Wait, I'm confused, who's telling off who?"

Obviously I picked one that was too hard to start with. "Okay, okay, no good. How about Arturia?" I ask. "The Springboks?"

"One step ahead of you!" smiles the women at the far end of the table. The door flies open and the suit nearest to it is crushed under the force of a rugby tackle.

"Holy... !! What the hell?"

"Meet Joost van der Westhuizen of the Springboks!"

"Wait, you just got one of the Arturian guys?"

"Bloody hell's an Arturia? I'm from South Africa."

There's that fourth wall again! "What's a South Africa?!"

"You said you wanted a Springbok, so here I am."

We've made a serious mess of this. I decide to stop asking and quietly twiddle my thumbs while they iron this out. Finally, above all of the bickering, a voice. "If we want to cross-promote and hit the younger demographics, why don't we do what the soccer guys did and make a cartoon?"

The guy at the head of the table points his pen at the one speaking. But nobody waits for him to talk.

"Like Great Striker Onizuka? That show was awesome! My kids couldn't get enough of soccer because of that."

"Precisely!" the idea bearer says, rising. "We bankroll an anime about American football. And we need to make sure we reach a diverse audience..." He looks around the room. Predominantly white guys. Blaugh. "What's the one thing Dancougar lacks most?" A question lost on these guys. "Women fans!" Okay... he's not exactly right, but in this context, go on...

"Well, we have no real role models for them," the women sighs. "No good women players have cracked a college lineup, and the Jerusalem girls are.... errrhm..." She searches for the right word. "Unsuitable." Sufficient but not terribly descriptive. But it's not like we don't know why. We are familiar with the 'internets' after all.

"So we create a role model," the suit replies. "Only we'll get there before the soccer reps do. We'll make them like American football. Of course, we'll have plenty of cool guys in the show to reach our core demographic, but she should be the star. The quarterback." He looks at me when he says it. That weirds me out. "We could even model her after Princess Erika." Are we going down that road again?

The guy at the head of the table begins to lift his pen, but by now we're ignoring him completely.

"Ganbare! Bishoujo Supotsuuman Erika! Do you think we could get Kasumi Seishiro as the lead voice? Or Keiko Minami! And if not the role itself, she can do one of the themes."

I sit quietly and don't get involved. "Of course, we'll need technical advisors. But Dusty here can help out, right?" In an anime?! You can just make stuff up and the fans will accept it. Surely I don't need to get involved in this mess. Then again... okay, Great Striker was kind of awesome... but can they really pull this off? Surely they wouldn't be ready to go to air before this tournament ends...

Newmanistan

04-05-2008, 22:43

MD6 Results: Double RP bonus period? It is now over!

Group A:
Southamptonshire 20, Rennidan 16
Qazox 34, Newmanistan 13
Vephrall 20, Holy Marsh 10

Group A W-L GB PF PA
Qazox 5-1 0 162 89
Newmanistan 4-2 1 142 100
Rennidan 3-3 2 111 88
Vephrall 3-3 2 96 117
Southamptonshire 3-3 2 87 117
Holy Marsh 0-6 5 53 131

Group B:
Arroza 30, Unified Capitalizt States 3
Valanora 7, Yafor 2 3
Fujisawan Territories 33, Pablicosta 31
x- Arroza clinches advancement to knockouts

Group B W-L GB PF PA
x-Arroza 6-0 0 144 67
Pablicosta 4-2 2 174 146
Fujisawan Territories 4-2 2 173 118
Valanora 2-4 4 95 151
Yafor 2 1-5 5 83 137
Unified Capitalizt States 1-5 5 94 143

Group C:
Dancougar 44, Milchama 7
Arturia 17, Swilatia 14 (OT)
Kura-Pelland 20, United Hetzel 13

Group C W-L GB PF PA
Kura-Pelland 6-0 0 125 88
Dancougar 5-1 1 163 60
United Hetzel 3-3 3 148 123
Atruria 2-4 4 108 117
Milchama 2-4 4 81 147
Swilatia 0-6 6 51 141

Group D:
Bluth Corporation 27, Sorthern Northland 3
Taeshan 16, Bettia 11
Shinfundo 31, Kose and The Turkomans 10

Group D W-L GB PF PA
Taeshan 5-1 0 125 53
Bettia 3-3 2 138 117
Kose and the Turkomans 3-3 2 85 121
Shinfundo 3-3 2 160 147
Bluth Corporation 3-3 2 132 126
Sorthern Northland 1-5 4 67 139

Bluth Corporation

04-05-2008, 23:25

OOC: Tiebreakers for the group stage?

Taeshan

05-05-2008, 02:16

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Taeshan defeats Bettia, Yet again

In last nights opening game of the second part of group stages the Fitin' Falcons football club of Taeshan defeated the Bettian squad 16-11. The Falcons Defense would yet again hold the oposing team to less then 13 points.

In a suprising move the Taeshani coach has decided not to play Gabe Martin at Quaterback for the rest of the group round of this coach. Apparently says a team representative, Martin is being rested for the second round of knockouts seing as group 4 is looking like a runaway for the Falcons.

In for Gabe was backup Alec Dega who is part of the couple of Degas on the Tae team. Dega threw two touchdowns in the game to Running Back Rudi Williams and Jack Cito. In another suprising move the Falcons went for two both times. And they suceeded. Dega ran in for both conversions. The Bettians attempted to make a late comeback but they failed.

Newmanistan

05-05-2008, 02:20

OOC: Tiebreakers for the group stage?

-- Head to Head Record
-- Point Differential
-- Points For
-- Points Allowed

Then if necessary, a tiebreaker game (in Newmanistan)

Arroza

05-05-2008, 03:36

From the Arrozan Department of Statistical Probability:

With the current group standings, this is what we may be able to look forward to in the first round of the play-offs.

Qazox vs. Valanora @ Tundra Falls
Newmanistan vs. Pablicosta @ Hastings Field
Southamptonshire vs. Fujisawan Territories @ Southport Stadium
Vephrall vs. Arroza @ Loudon Stadium

Notes: Fujisawan and Pablicosta are tied 1-1 head to head, Fujisawan has the better point diff. S-shire is 2-1 against the other two 3-3 teams, Vephrall is 1-1, and Rennidan is 1-2.

Kura-Pelland vs. Shinfundo @ Pocono City Stadium
Dancougar vs. Bluth Corporation @Olympia Field
United Hetzel vs. Bettia @ Dover Field
Milchama vs. Taeshan @ Putnam Lake Stadium

Notes: Milchama wins the head 2 head for group C (until week 9).
Bettia is Second in Group D on point. diff. over Bluth Corporation by 15 points. Both are 2-1 against the other 3-3 teams. Shinfundo is 2-2 agains these teams and Kose is 1-3.

Qazox

05-05-2008, 05:01

Qazox GridIron Today

Newmanistan @ Qazox

New 3 7 3 0 13
Qaz 14 0 10 10 34

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Qazox- (11:08) 13 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 10 plays, 76 yards in 4:52.
(7-0 Qazox)
Newmanistan- (5:58) 30 yd FG by Ashton Colfer. Drive: 11 plays, 69 yards in 5:10.
(7-3 Qazox)
Qazox- (0:43) 5 yd TD pass from Kevin Hertz to Harry Pitts. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 13 plays, 70 yards in 5:15.
(14-3 Qazox)
Second Quarter
Newmanistan- (8:27) 1 yd TD run by Tiberius Gillepsie. PAT by Ashton Colfer good. Drive: 17 plays, 84 yards in 7:16.
(14-10 Qazox)
Third Quarter
Newmanistan- (10:18) 54 yd FG by Ashton Colfer. Drive: 12 plays, 74 yards in 4:42.
(14-13 Qazox)
Qazox- (6:50) 29 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 6 plays, 68 yards in 3:28.
(21-13 Qazox)
Qazox- (0:00) 19 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 7 plays, 48 yards in 2:18.
(24-13 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (8:20) 42 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 6 plays, 51 yards in 3:48.
(27-13 Qazox)
Qazox- (6:21) 64 yd blocked FG return by Lonnie Sterns. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 1 play, 64 yards in 0:14.
(34-13 Qazox)

Kura-Pelland

05-05-2008, 09:49

This is getting too predictable to be truly exciting. Another game, another late game-winning touchdown, and the Arrows are 6-0 despite only one double-digit winning margin. Outrageous.

United Hetzel took an early 10-0 lead but a 46-yard FG right at the end of the first quarter gave the Arrows hope, and when the kickoff return was fumbled at the start of the second there was no way the short drive wasn't going to end in the endzone. 10-10. Thereafter it was a war of attrition, neither team scoring until early in the fourth when the Arrows took the lead for the first time, Pogley converting from 41 yards this time. United Hetzel responded with a FG of their own on the next drive, but it was a defensive play that decided it, Aron Crispin scoring on a 63-yard INT return. Shanvley went wild, and the Arrows controlled the ball for the remaining 1:34 to spark huge cheers.

And a memorable Daily Kangaroo front page: a picture of the celebrating Arrows with '6-0' above them, and a picture of the despondent soccer team after their famous playoff defeat here to Bazalonia, with '6-0' below them. Below all that, the headline: 'So what's our national sport now?'

Dancougar

05-05-2008, 16:07

CRAIG: Okay, second half of qualifiers underway. For the top teams, time to step up your game and jockey for position, since the knockout rounds are getting closer and no doubt you want to give yourself the advantage there. But the Black Wings, publicly at least, trying to stay focused just on the games ahead. Says coach Will Moohim, quote, "No use worrying now about games that don't exist yet." One game that does exist, though - the home rematch against Kura-Pelland for group bragging rights, and I don't know that he can convince anyone that the Wings aren't preparing hard for that one. In the meantime, though, they jump back into things against the Warriors of Milchama, who are sitting right under .500 and look to jump back into the race at home. Wings would blow this game open early, though, Roger Summerlin receives the opening kickoff. And Summerlin... gets an opening on the right side, and he sprints past the cover team! Thirty five, forty... Forty five, fifty... kicker to beat, and Summerlin! Ninety eight yards! Touchdown, Black Wings, 7-0!

JACK: And Craig, you're just going to see some good blocking spring this run. He waits for his wedge to form up around the fifteen, and he gets a seam from that. After the wedge, you're just watching the breakaway speed of Roger Summerlin. He may be stuck at third on the receiving depth chart, but make no mistake, he can play. His longest return of qualifiers, and it give the Wings first kick return touchdown in competitive play.

CRAIG: Defense doesn't want to be outdone, though, and they'll get into the action, too. Ensuing Milchama drive. Third and ten from the thirty one. Sideline pass... picked off by Anthony Corona! And Corona, has help, look at the block from Yearling as he rumbles, thirty eight yard score! We're barely a minute into the game, Dancougar offense not even on the field yet, and it's 14-0. Milchama crowd... shell-shocked! But the offense would not have to wait long for their chance, Hatchitt takes control. Up the middle for six. Dusty Haynesworth, he's been developing that short pass, now he tests it out. Across the middle to Divalerio, and he'll pick up a few yards after the catch. Hatchitt, running hard, and the drive ends with this... Hatchitt, behind Bozwell, three yard touchdown to make it 21-0!

JACK: And we can't stress enough how much that short passing game is helping out the Black Wing offense. Let's go back to the big play, at least in my mind, on that drive. It's third and seven back at the Milchama forty eight, and Hatchitt had just been stuffed for a loss of one. Obvious passing down, but the Wings get tricky. Three wide, and Summerlin goes in motion to bunch up the left side, since you already have Divalerio and Whitham over there. What this does is clear out the secondary, so the tight end, Trayler, is allowed to go right and make a nearly uncontested grab. He comes off the block and has a linebacker covering him, it's a mismatch and an eleven yard gain. Keeps the drive alive.

CRAIG: After a Milchama punt, Wings continue to push forward on the legs of Kirk Hatchitt. Looking for a hundred yard first half. Around the left side, picks up a block, and there's fifteen before he's forced out of bounds. But after a Haynesworth incomplete, third and five, Milchama defense showing that there's fight in them yet. Haynesworth... fakes the handoff to Hatchitt, but nowhere to throw, nowhere to go! Down he goes, six yard loss on the sack, Wings settle for a Stottlemyer field goal. They'd add one more before halftime to make it 27-0, and Jack, and Milchama offense never got going.

JACK: No, and the Wings got creative with their blitzes. Third and seven here, ball on the Milchama thirty three, and the Wings bring eight in the box. But three of them drop immediately into zone coverage, and the rest rush the left side. An overload there, so you roll right... and Zane Meriweather on the corner blitz! He comes flying into the backfield, wraps him up for a loss of seven, and the Wings force the punt. They threw a lot of different looks at the Warriors, kept up the pressure, and really kept Milchama from finding any kind of groove to settle in.

CRAIG: Second half, and after a Milchama drive fizzles, the Wings go on a march. Hatchitt and Tangerman share duties here, and Haynesworth content to just hand the ball off and let them work. The offensive line came out firing on all cylinders in the third, and both backs finding ample space to get yardage. The Wings eat up eight minutes of game block and on second and goal from the six, it's Tangerman... play action! Haynesworth to Whitham in the back of the end zone, touchdown, and the Wings have it at 34-0, so Moohim brings out the second string. Obvious chorus of boos from the Milchama fans, you don't like being disrespected like that in your house. But some of that had to be for the Warriors for going down like that, but the team would respond. First drive against the backup defense, the Warriors go twelve plays, seventy nine yards in six and a half minutes. It ends with this, two yards out, against an eight man front... money!! Milchama's on the board, 34-7.

JACK: In their first test, the Wing reserves come up empty, although give credit to the Milchama Warriors for responding to the fans. Big play here on third and nine, Wings bring the all-out blitz. Peter Tacket gets to the quarterback, but he shakes free and completes the pass, twenty three yard gain on a perfect strike. He puts it right where only the receiver can make a play on it.

CRAIG: Too late to get back into the game, but you never want to put up a goose egg in front of the home fans, and the Milchama Warriors certainly showing the fighting spirit that lends them the name. But on this day, the Wings were too strong. First look at Todd Appelgate, second string quarterback, and he starts with a sixteen yard strike to Russell Seelbinder. Now the give is to Phillip Bartling, who rumbles for eight. Into Milchama territory, and Appelgate... stands up to the pressure and hits Seelbinder again, breaks the tackle and finishes this, a twenty six yard touchdown strike, and it's 41-7 now. Wings add a field goal later to make it final, 44-7 is your score, and Jack, you have to think that it was really those big plays early in the first that made all the difference.

JACK: Going up 14-0 right away made an enormous impact on this game. It unsettled Milchama greatly to have to catch up so much so soon, and they struggled to find any rhythm. The Wing offense had plenty of room, then, to just go out and play. Almost five hundred yards of offense on the day, Hatchitt gets his hundred, and that's just Black Wing football for you.

CRAIG: So the Wings jump to 5-1, but still chasing the Arrows. And Kura-Pelland are looking very strong, now, in their win over Hetzel. That Hetzel offense, so good in the early running, shut down again in the loss. Elsewhere, Arturia stomp Swilatia in overtime to keep the latter winless. So now we look at Group C. Some separation at the top. Wings and Arrows in two games may very well decide the group, although don't count out Hetzel just yet.

JACK: And the Wings still need to focus on Swilatia. Even if they're last in the group, it's still a road game, and you can never really relax when you're playing away from home.

CRAIG: So true, Jack, and while we're at it, let's look at the other groups. Group A is very tough, only Holy Marsh can really be discounted at this point, and it's hard to pick who comes out of there. I do like Rennindan to set up a run. And Group B is shaping up, only question right now is who comes in fourth. The top three are playing very strong football right now, but who knows. If they beat each other up, perhaps it opens the door for Valanora. Group D just as close as Group A, with defending gridiron world champs Taeshan getting separation behind the tournament's best defense. But resting the starting quarterback already despite a narrow five point win over Bettia... premature, you think?

JACK: It's certainly a gutsy move, and perhaps dangerous, when you consider the quality in the middle of the table. Four teams deadlocked at 3-3, but it seems to me like the records are hiding how good they can be. It's going to be a slugfest down the stretch, although I do want to see if Taeshan can maintain its position with Dega starting over Martin. Like the Wings did today, you want your backups to get some playing time so they don't rust on the bench, but this move says a lot about the Fightin' Falcons. Taeshan believes it's the class of the group, and they're playing like it. This may end up being a huge advantage for them later on, to be able to pull something like this so early.

CRAIG: Speculation abounds in the world of American football, but we'll leave it at this until they play the games. We'll have more on the Wings and the Warriors later in Sportscenter, but for now, back to Scott and Ken in the studio.

=========================================================

On newsstands now all over Dancougar... this week's Shounen Leap! All your favorite manga feature pirates, ninjas, and pirate ninjas. And on the very last page, this:

Starting next week... a NEW sports manga from Shugo Unohana!! The crushing action of American football, the game which merges tactical ingenuity with strength and agility. Ganbare! Bishoujo Supotsuuman Erika explodes into the pages of Shounen Leap with twenty four HUGE pages in full color!!

"Hey, now, is it really okay to have it keep 'Bishoujo' in the title? This is Shounen Leap, after all..."

"Boys like pretty girls, right? Pretty girls PLAYING FOOTBALL?! Equals win!"

"Umm... that's not exactly the concern here..."

Newmanistan

05-05-2008, 22:41

MD7 Results: Upset Day?

Group A:
Holy Marsh 14, Southamptonshire 12
Qazox 23, Rennidan 6
Newmanistan 19, Vephrall 17

Group A W-L GB PF PA
Qazox 6-1 0 185 95
Newmanistan 5-2 1 161 117
Rennidan 3-4 3 117 111
Vephrall 3-4 3 113 136
Southamptonshire 3-4 3 99 131
Holy Marsh 1-6 5 67 143

Group B:
Pablicosta 31, Arroza 27
Unified Capitalizt Stats 10, Yafor 2 7
Valanora 27, Fujisawan Territories 23

Group B W-L GB PF PA
x-Arroza 6-1 0 171 98
Pablicosta 5-2 2 205 173
Fujisawan Territories 4-3 2 197 145
Valanora 3-4 3 122 174
Unified Capitalizt States 2-5 4 104 150
Yafor 2 1-6 5 90 147

Group C:
United Hetzel 20, Arturia 13
Dancougar 37, Swilatia 0
Kura-Pelland 27, Milchama 10
Kura-Pelland & Dancougar clinch advancement to knockouts

Group C W-L GB PF PA
x-Kura-Pelland 7-0 0 152 98
x-Dancougar 6-1 1 200 60
United Hetzel 4-3 3 168 136
Atruria 2-5 5 121 137
Milchama 2-5 5 91 174
Swilatia 0-7 7 51 178

Group D:
Kose and The Turkomans 24, Sorthern Northland 6
Taeshan 13, Bluth Corporation 10 (OT)
Bettia 25, Shinfundo 24

Group D W-L GB PF PA
Taeshan 6-1 0 138 63
Bettia 4-3 2 163 141
Kose and the Turkomans 4-3 2 109 127
Shinfundo 3-4 3 184 172
Bluth Corporation 3-4 3 142 139
Sorthern Northland 1-6 5 73 163

Taeshan

06-05-2008, 00:42

Th Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcons win in OT

Holy capote, the Fitin' Falcons football team barely defeats the Bluth Corporation in ovetime. Isnt this suprising.

After a touchdown throw from backup Quaterback Alec Dega to streaking wideout Jack Cito and a 39 yrd field goal in the last seconds of the game to tie it, the Corp actually was beating us, the game would go to ovetime.

In ovewrtime the famed Tae kicker Martin Gramatica, ws getting ready for a for sure field goal atempt as the Falcons wanted to get out of the game with a quick and sure victory. The Fitin's won the toss and recived. The air conditions were non exsistent so the Corps werer screwed as right away the Falc's drove down the field and had a 3rd down at the Bluth 40 with a daunting kick they tried to get extra yardage to make it easier on Martin, but the snap was boobled by Dega, though heroicly he fell on the ball creating and extrahuman attmpt for Gramatica at 64 yds. longer then ever before.

The crowd screamed cheerin for and against the young kicker as he and holder Marhito Dega readied for the kick. A good snap to Dega, an awesome hold, a swift kick, its going. It hits the right post and bounces down it hits the bottom of the uprights it falls forward. Its good. Falcons win in an astonishing victory.

In other news the Falcons have given up the second fewest points(Dancougar has the least)of 63 after holding the Corp to another low score. They can clinch advancement in the next game with a win or a Kura Pellandi loss, and a Bettian loss. and can pretty soon gain byeish ness.

Arroza

06-05-2008, 03:05

Pablicosta (4-1)
We think they'll go 4-1 over the stretch, losing at the Hurricane, but winning at home in Week 7's match with (hopefully) an Arrozan team that can take their foot off the gas some.

MD7 Results: Upset Day?

Group B:
Pablicosta 31, Arroza 27

Lol. This is what I get for predicting losses.

Qazox

06-05-2008, 04:31

Qazox GridIron Today

Rennidan @ Qazox

Ren 0 3 3 0 6
Qaz 7 9 0 7 23

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Qazox- (5:08) 1 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 13 plays, 86 yards in 5:07.
(7-0 Qazox)
Second Quarter
Rennidan- (13:46) 45 yd FG by Dee Blefte. Drive: 11 plays, 64 yards in 6:23.
(7-3 Qazox)
Qazox- (8:12) 2 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 14 plays, 78 yards in 5:34.
(14-3 Qazox)
Qazox- (2:10) Safety; Mo Finelli tackled in endzone by Francis Ardt.
(16-3 Qazox)
Third Quarter
Rennidan- (10:52) 42 yd FG by Dee Blefte. Drive: 9 plays, 59 yards in 4:08.
(16-6 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (13:25) 4 yd TD run by Al Abele. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 12 plays, 71 yards in 4:58.
(23-6 Qazox)

Newmanistan

06-05-2008, 15:09

THE ROCKET REPORT

ROCKETS NOT QUITE THERE

Holy Marsh- The Rockets are in Holy Marsh for their upcoming battle, and it’s a game that everyone expects Newmanistan to win. In fact, they may enjoy a nice comfortable win over their 1-7 opponent. If they do, most of us will probably not put much notice into it. But after losing their second game to Qazox, and a very narrow escape over Vephrall at Southport Stadium, which was Newmanistan’s final group stage home game of the World Bowl, you have the feel that something is missing.

“If we are going to win the World Bowl, we have to pick it up a notch,” noted WR Alex Foster, “While we are doing good, there are other teams that are playing considerably better then we are right now, such as Qazox or nations in other groups. We’ll do well, I think, but we aren’t quite a championship winning team, unless we improve.” Therein lies the problem. Qazox is the only team besides the Rockets that has a winning record in Group A, as Rennidan has strangely seemed to be fading away and now may even be in jeopardy of finishing outside the top 4. Group B has emerged as a stronger group, and with the Rockets looking like a second place team (Qazox has a friendly closing schedule, plus the first tiebreaker) there is some concern about their ability to handle the group B 3rd place team. Who better to ask about it, then head coach Brett Nicholson, “I think you guys in the media like to blow things out of proportion,” Nicholson counters, “We’re 5-2 and playing just fine. We had one real bad game, which was the one we recently lost to Qazox. The first one could have very well swung in our favor. Maybe it’s good that we got that bad game out of our system now.” So is Nicholson confident that the Rockets are just fine as they are now, we asked? “Right now, maybe not 100% where I want us to be, but probably 95% of the way there, and I know we can get that remaining 5% before we need it. Once the knockout stages begin, we’ll have an advantage that no one will have in playing at home the entire tournament.” Perhaps that is just coach-speak and Nicholson not wanting to let it be known that there are some concerns about the team, but to see the confidence is good, at least. Playing at home will help in the knockout stages, but as well as some other teams are playing now, that might not be enough.

Dancougar

06-05-2008, 19:03

CRAIG: Five countries in five games - the Dancougar Black Wings finish their road swing in Swilatia, a team that's barely hanging on in Group C. Still winless, but on a day when more than a few underdog teams scrapped to big wins, the Black Wings couldn't afford to be careless. A team like Swilatia, which is mathematically alive but practically eliminated, is always dangerous. They leave nothing on the field, because really, what do you have to lose in that situation? And, of course, you always want to put on a brave face for the home fans, even in the face of overwhelming odds. To Swilatia, for gameday seven! First quarter, opening Wing drive. Kirk Hatchitt bounces this one to the outside, and he's got breathing room. Down the sideline, Kirk Hatchitt! Fifty six yard run down to the Swilatia fifteen! Haynesworth capitalizes right away. Divarlerio. Crossing route. Touchdown Black Wings, 7-0, as they go eighty yards in four plays plays, under ninety seconds.

JACK: And we go back to the run, that came on a third and one up at the Dancougar twenty nine. Swilatia was prepared to stop that run, eight men in the box, but the Wings come with the sweep. Hatchitt gets a great block from Bozwell to spring it, and once he's into the secondary, it's just a footrace. Nobody but the safeties to get him, and he's hauled down from behind. The touchdown pass - simple route, Divalerio comes across the middle, beats his man, and a linebacker in low zone... too much zip on that ball, no way he was getting it.

CRAIG: The Black Wings were dominant on the line of scrimmage, both ends of the ball. Next drive, second and five, Hatchitt rips off another big run. Twenty six yards into Swilatia territory. The line giving him huge holes throughout the first half. Sets up... play action! Haynesworth, protection, finds Whitham over the top for thirty more! And who else to finish but Kirk Hatchitt, one his way to another hundred yard game. Hatchitt, through the middle, makes one man miss, and it's an eight yard score, 14-0, and the Wing offense purring once again. Ah, but the defense was not to be outdone! Second quarter, now, Swilatia at their own twenty. Abramovitz... blitzes from the blind side, WHOOOOOP, it's a fum~ble!! Kucera grabs, WHOOOOP, and then, trying to fall on it, WHOOOOP, eventually going to be picked up by Butch Easley, and he rumbles fourteen yards to the house! Touchdown, 21-0 Dancougar.

JACK: Pretty good pocket protection, but it's really the coverage that creates this fumble. You look downfield, and nobody is open. That buys time for Abramovitz to get around the end, and he just goes straight for the ball. Unprotected, he hacks it loose, and then it's a scramble. Guys always want to make a play; I say you should just fall on the ball and be done with it, but Easley eventually gets on the end of this thing and runs it back uncontested. Second game in a row that the Black Wing defense puts points on the board.

CRAIG: Sometimes a good defense is the best offense, but the Black Wing offense was doing just fine. A field goal before halftime makes it 24-0. Third quarter, Wings keep the clock running behind Hatchitt and Tangerman. Two hundred and seventy three rushing yards on the day for the Black Wings! Swilatia defense tiring, and Hatchitt pounds his way down to the two. Sets up Bozwell... the big fullback finds a seam on the left side! 31-0, now, and here comes the second string. And this time, the defense would hold. Sack, William Tolston! Incomplete, broken up by James Lundy. And now you're seeing them play with some swagger, giving the ball to Appelgate. Atcitty up the middle for six to set up play action to Summerlin. They'll get a field goal to make it 34-0. And then Swilatia, looking to get something going... intercepted by Enright!

JACK: Defensive reserves looked much better out of the gate, but that much was expected, I think, against Swilatia. That team was broken down in the first three quarters by a relentless assault on both sides of the ball, and they're a team that's really struggled in this tournament so far. Nice to see them get more playing time, but I'm just not sure what it proves just yet.

CRAIG: Swilatia hung in there, and would cede one more field goal before mounting their final drive of the day. Fourth and nine at midfield, and the pass falls incomplete. The Wings shut 'em out... 37-0 the final score. All right, with that win, the Wings move to 6-1 and clinch a spot in the final tournament in Newmanistan, so that's good news. But the Arrows won again, as well, three scores over Milchama. This sets up the big one for Group C - undefeated Kura-Pelland travels to Dancougar as the Wings end on a three game home stand. And Jack, these teams match up very well with each other, and you have to think that once again it'll come down to the last possession.

JACK: Absolutely. I'm not sure there's a team right now that manages the clock better that Kura-Pelland. They're a team that knows exactly what they need and when they need it, and that's translated to success so far. Their rushing attack is just as lethal, their defense just as tough. Too close to call on paper, but they're the only undefeated team left in qualifiers for a reason.

CRAIG: The Wings may just represent their biggest test as we approach the knockout stage, as they're riding high after some big road wins. The Arrows, too, the biggest test for the Black Wings - can they beat a top team at their own game? They return home, where they look to take control of Group C. More on that later in the show, but for now, back to Sportscenter.

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"Go for it! Pretty Sportsman Erika? You're serious? That's the title?!"

"Yes, it sounds kinda weak, but there's no mistaking this for a Leap manga. Storyline is standard fare so far, but I think they got it right, getting Unohana to do it... he draws with really strong, bold strokes. Even Erika looks pretty tough sometimes."

"She kinda looks like the princess, doesn't she?"

"Wouldn't be surprised if that was intentional."

"But still... putting that in Leap? I still don't know if it's the right place for it, with that audience and lead character..."

"Well, the fans are reading it. And they seem to like it. Erika's already cracked the top ten list in TypeNew."

"Favorite female characters? You're serious?"

"You bet. And some of the guys debuted in the top thirty on the male list, as well, although it's going to be tough to take down Kyle Edo. He godmods that damn robot show, you know, what's his machine called? Burst Liberty? I swear there's no balance at all, he just beam spams and does his friendship speech..."

"At least 000 will be different, right?"

"Oh boy, let's outline the problems with THIS one..."

"I'll pass, thanks."

"Anyway, they'll probably tie this in with the World Bowl to gain readers and drum up interest in the sport. You heard they already made the last sixteen, right?"

"You're paying attention to American football? Oh man. This must all be part of their evil plan!"

Newmanistan

06-05-2008, 21:58

Newmanistan

06-05-2008, 22:51

MD8 Results: No more unbeatens.... or winless teams

Group A:
Qazox 16, Southamptonshire 3
Rennidan 13, Vephrall 3
Newmanistan 23, Holy Marsh 7
x- Qazox and Newmanistan clinch advancement to knockouts

Group A W-L GB PF PA
x-Qazox 7-1 0 201 98
x-Newmanistan 6-2 1 184 124
Rennidan 4-4 3 130 114
Vephrall 3-5 4 116 149
Southamptonshire 3-5 4 102 147
Holy Marsh 1-7 6 74 166

Group B:
Arroza 20, Yafor 2 3
Fujisawan Territories 30, Unified Capitalizt States 17
Pablicosta 33, Valanora 7
x- Pablicosta and Fujisawan Territories clinches advancement to knockouts

Group B W-L GB PF PA
x-Arroza 7-1 0 191 101
x-Pablicosta 6-2 1 238 180
x-Fujisawan Territories 5-3 2 227 162
Valanora 3-5 4 129 207
Unified Capitalizt States 2-6 5 121 180
Yafor 2 1-7 6 93 167

Group C:
Swilatia 13, Milchama 10
Dancougar 20, Kura-Pelland 13
Arturia 17, United Hetzel 14

Group C W-L GB PF PA
x-Dancougar 7-1 0 220 73
x-Kura-Pelland 7-1 0 163 117
United Hetzel 4-4 3 181 137
Atruria 3-5 4 128 152
Milchama 2-6 5 94 168
Swilatia 1-7 7 64 188

Group D:
Taeshan 24, Sorthern Northland 3
Bluth Corporation 20, Shinfundo 10
Kose and The Turkomans 17,Bettia 15
x- Taeshan clinches advancement to knockouts

Group D W-L GB PF PA
x-Taeshan 7-1 0 162 66
Kose and the Turkomans 5-3 2 126 142
Bettia 4-4 3 178 168
Bluth Corporation 4-4 3 162 149
Shinfundo 3-5 4 194 192
Sorthern Northland 1-7 6 76 187

Dancougar

06-05-2008, 23:16

OOC: Minor table corrections - Fujisawan Territories have also qualified for the knockout stages. Kose should be 2 games behind, not 1.

Taeshan

07-05-2008, 01:45

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcons kill Sorthern Northland squad

Holy Mr. Potatohead Batman the Fitin' Falcons practically anielated the Sorthern Northland.(we beat Bluth Corp 34-0 in first game against them) This is a totally unsuprising score though as the Falcons clinched the knockout round advancement with todays win.

The Fitin' Falcons were totally happy today as they didnt need to move the ball on offense as Safety Ricky Zellefrow and CB Jack Cito had interception returns for a touchdown. Couple that with the total lack of SN offense and a nice kick return for a touchdown from Ocho Cinco and Martin Gramatica sweet foot, the FaLCONS EASILY TOOK THE GAME.

In the next game the Falcons play Shinfundo in an attempt to qualify with a win they get revenge over Kose victory and get a bye.

* We are changing the name to Taeshan Inquirer in the new year, arounfd the beginning of WC 41.

Arroza

07-05-2008, 03:57

Arroza 20, Yafor 2 3.

A classy game as Arroza retrurns to a hard nosed defense, and running game. Anthony Chamesi scored in the first quarter on a 17 yard option keeper, and in the second Chadwick runs it in from 23. All the starters got rested starting in the second quarter, and the rest of the game was uneventful with both teams trading field goals. Congrats to Pablicosta and Fujisawan for clinching from Group B.

Bluth Corporation

07-05-2008, 04:02

In ovewrtime the famed Tae kicker Martin Gramatica, ws getting ready for a for sure field goal atempt as the Falcons wanted to get out of the game with a quick and sure victory. The Fitin's won the toss and recived. The air conditions were non exsistent so the Corps werer screwed as right away the Falc's drove down the field and had a 3rd down at the Bluth 40 with a daunting kick they tried to get extra yardage to make it easier on Martin, but the snap was boobled by Dega, though heroicly he fell on the ball creating and extrahuman attmpt for Gramatica at 64 yds. longer then ever before.

I was about to point out that a kicked ball automatically turns over possession regardless of down, then I realized that the holder fell on it so it was never kicked.

Anyway, since he missed, I guess he didn't jump up and down like an idiot.

:D

Qazox

07-05-2008, 04:27

Qazox GridIron Today

Southamptonshire @ Qazox

Sou 0 0 3 0 3
Qaz 0 0 13 3 16

SCORING SUMMARY:
Third Quarter
Southamptonshire- (9:10) 31 yd FG by Dom Leonard. Drive: 12 plays, 78 yards in 5:50.
(3-0 Southamptonshire)
Qazox- (3:58) 20 yd TD Pass from Harry Pitts to Lyle Beckett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 14 plays, 73 yards in 5:12.
(7-3 Qazox)
Qazox- (0:01) 64 yd punt return for TD run by Frank Dobbs. PAT attempt failed (Drew Warmack fumbled snap and sacked). Drive: 1 plays, 64 yards in 0:12.
(13-3 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (0:17) 31 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 13 plays, 80 yards in 5:37.
(16-3 Qazox)

Kura-Pelland

07-05-2008, 08:51

There has been a bit of an error in Group C. In matchday 7, Kura-Pelland was supposed to have played Arturia, and United Hetzel against Milchama, this was because in matchday 2, I made the same error in setting up the matches and Kura-Pelland should have played Atruria there as well and UH against Milchama.

OOC: I thought it was but thought 'that can't be right, can it?' and trusted you. I'm still 7-1 and going through anyway, and my point differentials are slightly more where they should be :P

IC: Well, that's that then. Dancougar were always slight favourites for this one, truth be told - more explosive on offense, and probably better on defence too. They've been destroying teams the Arrows have scraped past, and now they've defeated the Arrows at their own game, in a dramatic 20-13 encounter that gives them top spot in the group.

The opening quarter was an exhibition of defense, with just three first downs throughout as the offensive lines in particular were left helpless. Fittingly, the lead came on a defensive play; Michael Bernard was sacked on his own 31 by Butch Easley, and corner Zane Meriweather snatched on the fumble and took it for six. The extras were added, 7-0 to the Black Wings, and 7-0 for the Arrows looked set to become 7-1. It's the third straight game in which the Black Wings have scored a defensive touchdown.

Two impressive second-quarter drives ended frustratingly short, and it could have been worse as Meriweather missed an interception chance in the endzone with Bernard trying to find Charlton Fernandez from third-and-8 on the 24. The field goal was converted there, three more followed on their next possession, and the score at the half was 7-6.

The Black Wings regained a clear lead early in the third with a field goal of their own, 10-6 now. Then Kura-Pelland threw out their distinctive short-pass no-huddle offense. Twelve plays and 56 yards in just 2:10 was never going to be easy to keep up with for the defense, and sure enough Daniel Morgenstein was caught well out of position as Xavier Lecavalier took an easy catch for a 22-yard TD reception. PAT good, 13-10.

The Black Wings struck back once their offense got the ball, knotting things up with a FG to make it 13-13 going into the fourth. While the Arrows' reputation for winning clutch games is unrivalled, this time it wasn't enough as the Black Wings defense played superbly, with Bernard sacked three times and the Arrows never getting into the red zone. In the end it was one big play that sealed it for the Black Wings, a draw play catching out the Arrows defense on a pass blitz and allowing Kirk Hatchett to run 52 yards for a TD that proved the difference at 20-13. The Black Wings survived a nervy five minutes after that, great defense proving the difference, and they now top the group on points difference.

Not that it matters too much. Both of these two should beat either the average Bluth Corporation or the reckless Bettia, the two probable opponents in the round of 16. Some are suggesting that it might be better for Kura-Pelland to avoid Bettia, because of their vertical pass attack, but it hasn't been enough for them to really get anywhere. Besides, Dancougar have scored more points than them (or anyone other than Pablicosta or the Fujisawan Territories) with a decidedly patient style.

Dancougar

07-05-2008, 19:53

CRAIG: Five game road-trip all wrapped up, the Wings came away with four and one record. Not too shabby. But it's the one that irks them the most - a last-minute loss to the Kura-Pelland Arrows, who sit atop Group C with the only perfect record remaining in World Bowl qualifying. Since then, the Wings have played very good football, keeping pace with the leaders at 6-1. But the big question, of course - is that enough? Jared Koeppel Memorial Stadium, University of Sullivan, the Wings and the Arrows take the field in gameday eight's marquee matchup! First quarter, Kirk Hatchitt... stuffed by Watton Around the end, gang-tackled for no gain. The Wings only managed a single first down in the first fifteen minutes of play, definitely not the kind of production they're used to, at least not lately. But the Arrows were just as helpless. Bernard, looking for Cassano, but batted away by a charging Dave Kucera. That pressure would lead to the first turnover of the game, and the first points! Bernard, nowhere to throw, scrambles and hit from behind by Easley... FUMBLE! Zane Meriweather scoops it up, and he's off! Thirty one yard return, touchdown, 7-0 Black Wings.

JACK: A defensive struggle throughout the first quarter, and fittingly they score first. We saw that both defenses were well-prepared for this game, relentless attacks from all sides. You're going to see Easley come in on a delayed blitz, no one lays a finger on him, and Michael Bernard is helpless back there. Doesn't see it coming.

CRAIG: Arrows get it together before halftime, and we saw the momentum start to shift a little. Wing offense continuing to do no harm, by Bernard directs the troops downfield. Sideline pass to Cassano, first down. After an Illingworth run, Bernard... has time... finds the tight end Bryan Torse, chalk up nine more. Third down, and Bernard... OH, and he's almost picked by Meriweather, great read to defend the pass, that'll be three points on the board for the Arrows. Wings with five minutes on the clock, Hatchitt... looks for the hole, not there. Nine carries in the first half, twenty two yards for Hatchitt, his worst output of the tournament! Haynesworth, looking for Divalerio... and intercepted by Aron Crispin! Crispin rumbles into Dancougar territory before he's dragged down, this sets up a field goal right before the break and it's 7-6.

JACK: And with that, you really had to sense that Kura-Pelland were about to work some of their magic in the second half. Their offense was starting to move the football, and the score right before halftime to close up the score was also a shot to the foot right before the break. I want to go back to the interception, now, take a look on third and ten, Haynesworth in the shotgun. The Arrows are only going to rush three, and that drops eight into coverage. Absolutely nowhere to throw, and he tries to force to ball to Divalerio, who makes a cut to the outside. But Crispin was under this ball the entire way, and all those guys playing zone? Instant blocking.

CRAIG: Perfect defensive setup, but the Wings strike first in the second half. Hatchitt finally gets going. Around the end for five, and now up the middle for four. Wings had five first downs in the first half, how about about five on this drive? But they have to settle for a field goal, so it's only 10-6, plenty of time on the clock. Bernard goes no-huddle. And suddenly the vaunted Black Wing defense looks vulnerable! Bernard hits Burton for twelve. Illingworth comes out of the backfield to catch a short pass for seven. And then... Bernard to Lecavalier, twenty two yard score, and the Arrows go up 13-10.

JACK: And that's what the no-huddle does for you, it doesn't let the defense catch a break, and doesn't let them substitute. So that secondary got beat up on this drive. On the touchdown, now, you see Illingworth motion out of the backfield. He lines up as a receiver, so it's four wide. Wings forced to go into man coverage. The blitz is picked up, and Xavier Lecavalier gets behind Morgenstein. Good pass by Bernard, ahead of his man, and Morgenstein was never going to catch him.

CRAIG: But the Wings not doing too badly themselves, now, on offense. Haynesworth, hits Divalerio for twenty five, his longest pass completion on the night. Haynesworth, finds Seelbinder now on the short pass, he turns that into thirteen. But on third and two from the Arrow twenty one, Hatchitt... blown up in the backfield by KC Borsten. Great play by him and the Wings are held to a field goal, tie game. Now with a little over five minutes to play, Dancougar lining up three wide. Aggressive blitz by Kura-Pelland... and it's a delayed handoff! Hatchitt up the middle, into daylight, and he's got help downfield! Hatchitt! He could... go... all... the... way! Fifty two yard run, the longest play of the game, and the Wings have the lead 20-13.

JACK: And you're just going to see the offensive line set up, almost like they wanted a screen pass. They let the pass rush get to the outside, but Hatchitt waits patiently for the ball. Once he hits that hole, he's already behind the entire defensive front. He gets blocks from Whitham and Divalerio, and the rest of it's speed.

CRAIG: Ah, but now we flash back. Kura-Pelland have been here before... no team has been a safer bet in the fourth quarter than the Kura-Pelland Arrows, and Bernard has been money in the last two minutes. And the Wings gave him five to work with! But they only get as far as midfield. Bernard on third and five, in trouble, rolls right looking for Fernandez but instead finds Travis Abramovitz, six yard loss on the sack! Wings with the ball back, trying to kill the clock. Starting the drive from deep in their own end, Hatchitt carries it for four. Short pass to Trayler for a first down, and the Wings just keep the clock going. Inside two minutes, ball on the Arrow forty three, third and one. Tangerman... no go! It's James Watton to make the huge stop to force the punt, a time out stops the clock with a minute forty three on the clock, panic time if you're a Wing fan!

JACK: Watton is just going to hit the gap opened up by Delgotti and Silibo, and Bozwell misses his block on his play, Watton blows right by him to wrap up Tangerman for the loss. A huge stop, because it forces the punt and gives Bernard plenty of time to work with.

CRAIG: So, with two time outs and eighty yards to go for the tie, Arrows go to work. And the short sideline passes keep that clock from running down any more than it has to. Lecavalier hauls it in. Up near midfield, minute fifteen, it's Bernard... and Abramovitz gets him! Sets up third and long, clock running, and Bernard... for Fernandez... falls incomplete! It's fourth down, and in this situation, you have to go for it. Bernard drops back, has time, looking downfield, forced to leave the pocket. And Daryl Yearling will end the game and Kura-Pelland's undefeated run... sacks Bernard, second time on the drive, and the Wings would run it out from there. 20-13 is your final, and the Wings reclaim top spot in Group C.

JACK: And the defense gets it done. After getting burned for the better part of the third quarter, the Wings peak at just the right time and halt the Arrows' two minute offense. Bernard got hurried all day and that hurt him at the end, when he finally ran out of time.

CRAIG: Okay, so with two games remaining, both Dancougar and Kura-Pelland are safely in; they were to begin with. Both seem to be in good position to finish with a pair of wins, but the Wings will have to tangle with United Hetzel, a team that has fallen on hard times. After bringing to the table one of the tournament's most high-octane offenses, they've suffered tough losses to the Wings and Arrows, and now Arturia has upset them. With Milchama still alive, Hetzel will be playing hard - they know they need a win to stay safe.

JACK: Yeah, their offense is definitely in need of a shot in the arm. They haven't been putting up nearly as many points as we're used to seeing from them, only 14 against a leaky Arturia defense, and this puts them at 4-4. Wings showed some vulnerability against the pass in this one, which Hetzel might be able to exploit. Will Moohim has some work to do making sure they make the correct adjustments as they move on.

CRAIG: And then there were two - two more games until the World Bowl knockouts begin in Newmanistan. We'll have more on that and this game later in Sportscenter, but for now, we throw it back to Scott and Ken.

Newmanistan

07-05-2008, 21:58

MD9 Results: One more to go!

Group A:
Newmanistan 34, Southamptonshire 3
Rennidan 23, Holy Marsh 7
Qazox 23, Vephrall 10
Rennidan clinches advancement to knockouts

Group A W-L GB PF PA
x-Qazox 8-1 0 224 108
x-Newmanistan 7-2 1 218 127
x-Rennidan 5-4 3 153 121
Vephrall 3-6 5 126 172
Southamptonshire 3-6 5 105 181
Holy Marsh 1-8 7 81 189

Group B:
Arroza 16, Valanora 3
Unified Capitalizt States 21, Pablicosta 19
Fujisawan Territories 19, Yafor 2 10

Group B W-L GB PF PA
x-Arroza 8-1 0 207 104
x-Pablicosta 6-3 2 257 201
x-Fujisawan Territories 6-3 2 246 172
Valanora 3-6 5 132 223
Unified Capitalizt States 3-6 5 142 199
Yafor 2 1-8 7 103 186

Group C:
Arturia 30, Milchama 17
Dancougar 29, United Hetzel 13
Kura-Pelland 47, Swilatia 10
United Hetzel & Arturia clinch advancement to knockouts

Group C W-L GB PF PA
x-Dancougar 8-1 0 249 86
x-Kura-Pelland 8-1 0 237 156
x-United Hetzel 4-5 4 204 166
x-Atruria 4-5 4 158 169
Milchama 2-7 6 111 198
Swilatia 1-8 7 74 235

Group D:
Bettia 40, Sorthern Northland 6
Bluth Corporation 20, Kose and The Turkomans 7
Taeshan 33, Shinfundo 3
Kose and The Turkomans, Bettia, and Bluth Corporation all clinch advancement to knockouts.

Group D W-L GB PF PA
x-Taeshan 8-1 0 195 69
x-Kose & the Turkomans 5-4 3 133 162
x-Bettia 5-4 3 218 174
x-Bluth Corporation 5-4 3 182 156
Shinfundo 3-6 5 197 225
Sorthern Northland 1-8 7 82 227

Notable:
– Of the two spots still up for grabs, both Vephrall & Southamptonshire and Valanora & UCS each go head-to-head in matchday 10.
– Qazox, Arroza, and Taeshan have also clinched first place in the group. Qazox has, because they own the first tiebreaker over Newmanistan.

Arroza

07-05-2008, 22:20

Clinched! Clinched! Clinched!
Catch us now, Group B!
/drunk post.

Atalanta Journal: Sports page snippet.

Arroza on cruise control?

A talk with national team coach Arceneaux shows that the national team plans to bench their entire first team for the last Group B match against Fujisawan Territories.

"We don't need to get anyone hurt in this meaningless match, especially when you consider that Fujisawan's going to be bringing the house in order to try to get second in the group. The number one job here is to win the elimination game, not to win against the Territories."

Kura-Pelland

07-05-2008, 23:28

Where did that come from? With the 0 gone, Kura-Pelland decided to experiment with a more aggressive strategy, and it paid off spectacularly as Swilatia were swept away 47-10.

The no-huddle offence did the business, Bernard throwing five TDs in the first three quarters to set up an insane 41-0 lead. The bench players came on from there, and Swilatia picked up ten points to the Arrows' six, but the result was never in doubt even from the first drive, a 14-play, 76-yard TD drive that took just four minutes off the clock thanks to going no-huddle most of the way.

Either Bettia or the Bluth Corporation await in the round of 16. With no real preference between the two and no way of knowing who'll get who, the bench boys will be out for the final game.

Qazox

08-05-2008, 04:15

Qazox GridIron Today

Qazox @ Vephrall

Qaz 7 3 10 3 23
Sou 0 7 3 0 10

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Qazox- (2:07) 3 yd TD Run by Kevin Hertz. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 15 plays, 87 yards in 7:08.
(7-0 Qazox)
Second Quarter
Vephrall- (10:57) 5 yd TD run by Chezlot Dotsmens. PAT by Hahnea Going good. Drive: 11 plays, 78 yards in 6:10.
(7-7)
Qazox- (6:25) 48 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 9 plays, 58 yards in 4:32.
(10-7 Qazox)
Third Quarter
Qazox- (13:23) 38 yd TD Pass from Harry Pitts to Lyle Beckett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 4 plays, 75 yards in 2:37.
(17-7 Qazox)
Vephrall- (7:58) 40 yd FG by Dom Leonard. Drive: 11 plays, 58 yards in 5:35.
(17-10 Qazox)
Qazox- (1:52) 37 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 12 plays, 70 yards in 6:06.
(20-10 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (5:17) 50 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 6 plays, 45 yards in 4:08.
(23-10 Qazox)

Dancougar

08-05-2008, 05:15

CRAIG: Welcome back to Sportscenter's coverage of World Bowl I, I'm Craig Boomer along with Jack Thompson. The end of qualifiers is upon us, and with the tournament field shaping up, it's do or die for some squads. Enter United Hetzel. Sitting at 4-4 after last weekend's loss to Arturia, they enter this match with group leaders Dancougar still in danger of missing the cut. The formula is simple, then. A win puts them in regardless of what Milchama does against Arturia, but a loss gives the Warriors a bit of hope, if they can take care of their own business. The Jay Kay at the University of Sullivan, Black Wings come out with the regular lineup. And they take the early lead. First quarter, second drive, and Haynesworth feeds Kirk Hatchitt the ball. Hatchitt carries five times on the drive for thirty two. First and ten from the Hetzel fifteen, play action fake. Haynesworth rolls out, looking for Divalerio, got him in the corner of the endzone! Touchdown, Wings, 7-0.

JACK: And it's a simple route, too. Divalerio and Whitham are both going to line up on the right side. Divalerio starts like he's going to cross the middle of the field, but at about the two, Whitham stops running straight and cuts inside. He draws the coverage, letting Divalerio cut to the outside where Whitham was... easy pitch and catch.

CRAIG: But Hetzel playing with a bit of fire inside, they fire right back. Devito looking for Alvin Dunkirk, the catch and the demolition! Corona lays him out, but he holds onto the ball and gets right up. Great concentration. Later in the drive, Mack Harlowe gets it on third and three, but nowhere to go! Wrapped up by Kucera, so the Islanders will kick a field goal, now it's 7-3. Wings jump out in front right before halftime. After the drive stalls at at the Hetzel forty five, here's Shelpman to punt. And Shelpman makes up for a lack of screen time with this one, long and high... Goodwin calls fair catch at around the ten but lets it bounce, but look at the downfield coverage by Dancougar... downed at the one by Denny Baskin! Long field for the Islanders, and on the first play, it doesn't even matter. Handoff is to Harlowe, but he doesn't make it out of the endzone before the blitz gets to him. It's a safety, 9-3, and Dancougar gets the ball right back!

JACK: All out blitz on first down, the corners playing bump and run close to the line of scrimmage, and Abramovitz times the run to get past the center, Jackson. That one got the crowd into the game, and more importantly, it gives the Wings the ball right before halftime.

CRAIG: Indeed, two minute offense for Haynesworth, and he marches the Wings downfield. Sideline pass to Whitham stops the clock with fifty three ticks left in the half. Ball on the twenty one, first down, and the give is to Hatchitt. And Hatchitt finds a hole on the right side, picks up a block from Trayler, and KirK Hatchitt will take it for six! Touchdown run makes it 16-3 at the break, and in the second half, on come the backups. Hetzel welcomes them to the game with a big drive. Devito, doesn't like the coverage, dumps it off to Harlowe. Harlowe escapes Dettmer, now into open field, HUGE block from the tight end, Josh Poor! Harlow rumbles thirty three yards into Dancougar territory, down he goes. Later in the drive, second and ten, Devito drops back, hits James Wilkins, Jr. on the crossing route, and he walks into the endzone, 16-10 and now it's a ballgame!

JACK: And the coverage wasn't terrible on this play, Hetzel just ran it to perfection. Devito had great protection here, so he was able to just sit in the pocket and set his feet. Wilkins is just going to run a slant, ten yards up and then across the middle. Enright was playing zone up top, tries to break on the ball, but Wilkins catches it in stride. He'd already beaten Lundy.

CRAIG: Appelgate tries to respond, and he starts by handing off the Oliver Tangerman. Tangerman bounces to the outside, picks up a block, and rumbles for eight. Sets up play action. Summerlin... jumps up to get it, first down, clock continues to run. Appelgate... gonna keep it himself, gets the first down, out of bounds at the Hetzel twenty two. Three plays later, Walter Atcitty trying to keep the drive alive, and the Hetzel defense holds! Big stop by Vin Tolozio! Stottlemyer hits a chip kick field goal to make it 19-10, so it's a two-score ballgame. Hetzel will get the first. Devito looking deep for Wilkins, and finds him over the top! Wilkins takes it down to the Dancougar thirteen yard line, a forty six yard pass! But with their backs to the wall, the defense holds. Third and three, play action. Pocket collapses, and Tolston gets the sack!

JACK: Critical play on third down, three wide receivers, one-man backfield, and the Wings not paying attention to the run. It's a four man rush and a delayed blitz, Tolston comes around the outside and gets Devito's ankle. He came close to rolling it, but he looked fine coming off the field.

CRAIG: But Morgan makes the ensuing field goal attempt, so it's 19-13 with plenty of time on the clock. So Todd Appelgate takes care of it. First he throws it for Seelbinder, good for twenty. Appelgate has looked good off the bench, Jack, as he hits Seelbinder again for eleven, out of bounds up at the Islander forty five. Atcitty, behind Vaile... he's rumblin, bumblin, stumblin, all the way down to the Islander eighteen yard line, a back-breaking run that leads to this. Two plays later, ball on the three, and Appelgate, rolls to his right. Throws it back across the middle for Brock Vaile, who finds a hole and sits there! Touchdown for the big tight end, 26-13. Hetzel try to respond. Devito, drops back, he throws... it's tipped at the line of scrimmage, and intercepted by Calvin Tuthill!

JACK: The pass rush does it again, this time the offensive line buckles a little, and it's the lineman Eddington who gets an arm up in the air. Ball takes a deflection right into the waiting arms of Calvin Tuthill, playing zone coverage in the middle of the field, and now with the ball deep in Hetzel territory, the Wings content to run a few short draws and kill that clock.

CRAIG: Yes, sir, the Wings are content to milk the clock and tack on a Stottlemyer field goal to reach the final tally - Black Wings win it 29-13 to improve to 8-1. But consolation for United Hetzel, as they still make the round of sixteen. Arturia continue to peak at the right time, they win again over Milchama to seal their own spot in the final tournament, so Group C's spots are now spoken for. Kura-Pelland return to their winning ways with an absolute beatdown against poor Swilatia. So, Jack, last game coming up against Arturia, a team which is on fire, now. Moohim says he'll let the starters play a possession or two before coming out. Do you agree with that call?

JACK: I do, Craig, at this point you've already qualified and are looking at a one or a two seed. Players are going to start fatiguing as the tournament wears on, so you want your reserves in good condition to go at any time. And you never know when you need to adjust in the middle of the game and bring on additional personnel. The Wings are starting to show the ability to throw the ball a little better, so they can run three and four wide receiver sets. You want to keep your defense fresh and still bring a lot of pressure, so it's good to have guys who can cycle in and out and still perform at a high level. And Arturia is still a tournament-bound team, so they have the talent. It's definitely good experience for guys who've still only played four, maybe five quarters of football.

CRAIG: Most group leaders are doing the same, resting their starters for the first round of the tournament. Next week, we bid farewell to the preliminary rounds and move on to the main event! We'll give you our picks later in the show, but for now, back to Scott and Ken.

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"You know damn well!"

Newmanistan

08-05-2008, 22:46

MD10 Results: Group Stages Done!

Group A:
Qazox 34, Holy Marsh 10
Newmanistan 27, Rennidan 24 (OT)
Vephrall 10, Southamptonshire 6

Group A W-L GB PF PA
x-Qazox 9-1 0 258 118
x-Newmanistan 8-2 1 245 151
x-Rennidan 5-5 4 177 148
x-Vephrall 4-6 5 136 178
Southamptonshire 3-7 6 111 191
Holy Marsh 1-9 8 91 223

Group B:
Pablicosta 13, Yafor 2 3
Valanora 34, Unified Capitalizt States 17
Fujisawan Territories 27, Arroza 23

Group B W-L GB PF PA
x-Arroza 8-2 0 230 121
x-Fujisawan Territories 7-3 1 273 195
x-Pablicosta 7-3 1 270 204
x-Valanora 4-6 4 166 240
Unified Capitalizt States 3-7 5 159 233
Yafor 2 1-9 7 106 199

Group C:
Swilatia 20, United Hetzel 16
Dancougar 17, Arturia 6
Kura-Pelland 23, Milchama 10

Group C W-L GB PF PA
x-Dancougar 9-1 0 255 103
x-Kura-Pelland 9-1 0 260 166
x-United Hetzel 4-6 5 220 182
x-Atruria 4-6 5 164 186
Milchama 2-8 7 121 221
Swilatia 2-8 7 94 251

Group D:
Taeshan 27, Kose and the Turkomans 7
Bluth Corporation 19, Bettia 13 (OT)
Shinfundo 6, Sorthern Northland 3 (OT)

Group D W-L GB PF PA
x-Taeshan 9-1 0 222 76
x-Bluth Corporation 6-4 3 201 169
x-Bettia 5-5 4 221 193
x-Kose & the Turkomans 5-5 4 140 189
Shinfundo 4-6 5 203 228
Sorthern Northland 1-9 8 85 233

Why “who got what” in regards to tiebreakers:
– Fujisawan Territories over Pablicosta due to point differential. (H2H was even)
– Dancougar over Kura-Pelland due to point differential. (H2H was even)
– United Hetzel over Arturia, won both H2H meetings.
– Bettia over Kose and The Turkomans due to point differential. (H2H was even)

Welcome to Newmanistan! These games to be scorinated on Sunday.

Game A: Qazox vs Valanora @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Game B: Newmanistan vs Pablicosta @ Hastings Field
Game C: Rennidan vs Fujisawan Territories @ Southport Stadium
Game D: Vephrall vs Arroza @ Loudon Stadium
Game E: Dancougar vs Kose and The Turkomans @ Pocono City Stadium
Game F: Kura-Pelland vs Bettia @ Olympia Field
Game G: United Hetzel vs Bluth Corporation @ Dover Field
Game H: Arturia vs Taeshan @ Putnam Lake Stadium

Dancougar

08-05-2008, 23:24

OOC: Format question, does this draw up the bracket, e.g. Winner A vs Winner B, Winner C vs Winner D, etc. all the way to the end, or will you re-pair teams after each round?

Newmanistan

09-05-2008, 02:38

OOC: Format question, does this draw up the bracket, e.g. Winner A vs Winner B, Winner C vs Winner D, etc. all the way to the end, or will you re-pair teams after each round?

All information about knockouts and stadiums is located here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13641296&postcount=102)

Qazox

09-05-2008, 05:54

Qazox GridIron Today

Qazox @ Holy Marsh

Qaz 0 7 13 14 34
H.M 10 0 0 0 10

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Holy Marsh- (12:07) 45 yd TD Run. PAT good. Drive: 5 plays, 62 yards in 1:08.
(7-0 Holy Marsh)
Holy Marsh- (1:58) 27 yd FG. Drive: 9 plays, 74 yards in 5:11.
(10-0 Holy Marsh)
Second Quarter
Qazox- (10:56) 8 yd TD run by Drew Warmack. Drive: 11 plays, 67 yards in 5:02.
(10-7 Holy Marsh)
Third Quarter
Qazox- (14:42) 101 yd Kickoff Return for TD by Frank Dobbs. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 1 plays, 101 yards in 0:18.
(14-10 Qazox)
Qazox- (11:07) 38 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 3 plays, 7 yards in 2:06.
(17-10 Qazox)
Qazox- (0:27) 42 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 10 plays, 65 yards in 4:11.
(20-10 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (11:17) 7 yd TD run by Al Abele. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 5 plays, 28 yards in 1:38.
(27-10 Qazox)
Qazox- (1:58) 5 yd TD run by Al Abele. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 15 plays, 88 yards in 6:28.
(34-10 Qazox)

Predictions for Round of 16: (winners in BOLD)
Qazox vs Valanora 34-20
Newmanistan vs Pablicosta 23-20 (OT)
Rennidan vs Fujisawan Territories 31-17
Vephrall vs Arroza 27-13
Dancougar vs Kose and The Turkomans 35-20
Kura-Pelland vs Bettia 28-24
United Hetzel vs Bluth Corporation 24-21 (OT)
Arturia vs Taeshan 41-17

Newmanistan

09-05-2008, 09:27

THE ROCKET REPORT

HERE COMES THE WORLDS BEST

Pocono City, Newmanistan- The group stages are over. Now, we move to the knockout stages, which are just like a football playoff should be. Win or go home. We’ve eliminated eight of the World Bowl’s weaker sides. Perhaps, one or two of them would have advanced if they were in another group, but that’s just the way it goes. Maybe we have a cinderella team somewhere, ready to go on a “Giant” run. Of the sixteen nations that we will be coming to the Empire, there is a large variance in the amount of experience they have competing in interregional competitions. You have sides like Bettia, Valanora, and Kura-Pelland, and Vephrall, who have been battling it out with the world for decades in other sports. Then there are others, like Arroza, Arturia, and The Bluth Corporation who have made the World Bowl their first real interregional competition. Then there are others in the middle, some closer to one end, and others to the opposite end. Still, it doesn’t matter where you’ve come from. Some teams appear better then others based on group stage results, but right now, any one of these sixteen teams can capture the title. Let’s take a moment to look at the matchups:

Here in Pocono City, we will be seeing Dancougar battle it out with Kose and The Turkomans. Dancougar’s Black Wings have been a dominant side, and are the obvious favorite. Bookies have given the Black Wings a 17 point spread to cover. Though the Androids of Kose and The Turkomans have had their moment in the sun. After all, they were the only team that defeated 9-1 Taeshan. Maybe all the Turks need, is some final last-second programming on their machines that can give them the edge here. Certainly, Kose and The Turkomans would love to win on Newmanistan soil, given their rivalry in that other sport that gets called football. Dancougar should win here, and will probably cover the spread. Both nations hail from the region of Atlantian Oceania.

The winner of that game will take on the winner of the game between Kura-Pelland and Bettia, and like the above matchup, it will be a battle of two nations from the Atlantian Oceania region. These are two nations with a deep history in international sports, though if they have any real rivalries with each other, we’ll find out soon enough. The Arrows have only lost one game, but have shown the trademark of a championship winning team by their ability to win the close games, which occurred mainly in the first half of group play. Bettia’s aggressive style gives teams fits, and the fans at Olympia Field should be treated with an exciting game. Bookies give Kura-Pelland a 12 point spread to cover.

The other half of the C-D bracket takes us to game between United Hetzel and the Bluth Corporation, which will take place at Dover Field. If there’s another team that could feel very comfortable in Newmanistan, it may be United Hetzel, given that a nation they are closely allied to, L1011 Tristars is also a One Big Island nation like Newmanistan, and actually borders Newmanistan in the Southwestern part of the Empire. However, Dover is in the eastern part of Newmanistan. United Hetzel itself, however, is located in The Heartland. The Bluth Corporation, which hails from a region known as A Van Down by the River, could be a bit of a sleeper here. They did not start well, losing their first three matches. But very quietly, they went on to win six of their final seven games. Bookies declare it a “pick ‘em”

Then we have Taeshan, perhaps the closest team to going a perfect 10-0 considering their lone loss was by a single point. The Q Continuum nation should also be very well rested as they have been preparing for this game for quite some time. They have been a predominately defensive team, and have held all opponents to 13 points or less. Their opponent at Putnam Lake Stadium will be the Springboks of Arturia, from the Empire of Rome. They played just well enough to claim the fourth spot in Group C, but haven’t exactly impressed many people, as evidenced by the 18 point spread given by the bookies.

We move to the top part of the bracket, and another nation from The Q Continuum. Qazox has simply cruised through the tournament thus far, with just one loss that occurred very early in the competition. Newmanistanians certainly have become familiar with Qazox as the Phoenix has already won a game in the Empire thus far, which was one of their two wins over Newmanistan, the only games lost by Newmanistan in the group. The general consensus is that Qazox should cruise over Valanora, a nation from The Youngworld. But the game is at Tundra Falls, a place famous for surprising results. And will the coattails effect of Valanora’s World Cup 40 winning team rub off on its Gridiron team? Certainly Qazox hopes not. The Phoenix should take care of business. They have a 13-point spread to cover.

Then its our own game, and certainly while most of these other games are going on, most of the attention will be focused on what happens at Hastings Field. Out of respect for the seven other games, this game will be played at a “stand alone” time later in the evening, so that more people can watch the other games on TV if they won’t be attending, earlier in the day, and then just have the Newmanistan-Pablicosta going on later in the evening. The clubs met in the final of the Pre-season Elite Invitational held in Rennidan, so that should be making the hometown fans feel optimistic about the matchup. Pablicosta is a legitimate opponent. This team finished 7-3 in a very competitive Group B. Bookies have made the Texas region nation a 13-point underdog, however, this large spread many feel is hometown skewed, and set up this way to encourage more people to bet on Pablicosta within Newmanistan.

In the other half of the top bracket, we have Arroza battling Vephrall. Arroza finished on top of the tough group B, and in doing so, have made quite an impression to the world that they have outstanding football going on in their part of The Black Market. They put their stamp on the group early, and were the first nation to officially clinch a spot in the knockouts. While we can look at the strength of some teams in their wins, perhaps the most telling thing about Arroza comes in their 27-23 loss to the Fujisawan Territories. In that game, they played the reserves against a hungry Hurricane team that had absolutely everything to play for, and themselves a strong 7-3 team. Despite all that, Arroza’s reserves nearly pulled it out. Expect their starters to handle Vephrall, which is one of five Atlantian Oceania nations still remaining. Arroza is an 11-point favorite, which may seem a little low to some. The game takes place at Loudon Stadium, and should be an environment in which Arroza enjoys.

And our final game on the docket is Rennidan versus the Fujisawan Territories at Southport Stadium. It’s pretty coincidental that the Hurricane have wound up in Southport, too. Southport’s world football team transfered over Fujisawan legend Sakura Jo to play for them at the club level, and Jo’s fantastic goalkeeping have led the Southport Tigers to become one of the top contenders for the NPL title this season. So who do you think these neutral Southport fans will lean towards in this game? The Hurricane may be away from their Lesser Antilles region, but this could be like a bit of a home game for them. Not that the fans have anything against Rennidan, an Isle of Rennida nation, it’s just probably a wrong place at the wrong time thing for them. That doesn’t mean Rennidan cant win. Certainly, they can. Oddsmakers though feel that the Hurricane will blow through, and have a 6-point spread in their favor.

Qazox

09-05-2008, 20:12

Qazox GridIron Today

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World Bowl I Round of 16 Lines:

Qazox vs Valanora @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Line: Qazox by 13.5
Over/under: 55.0

Newmanistan vs Pablicosta @ Hastings Field
Line: Newmanistan by 8.5
Over/under: 57.5

Rennidan vs Fujisawan Territories @ Southport Stadium
Line: Fujisawan Territories by 5.5
Over/under: 49.5

Vephrall vs Arroza @ Loudon Stadium
Line: Arroza by 9
Over/under: 51.5

Dancougar vs Kose and The Turkomans @ Pocono City Stadium
Line: Dancougar by 7.5
Over/under: 53.0

Kura-Pelland vs Bettia @ Olympia Field
Line: Kura-Pelland by 13
Over/under: 58.5

United Hetzel vs Bluth Corporation @ Dover Field
Line: Bluth Corporation by 4.5
Over/under: 50.0

Arturia vs Taeshan @ Putnam Lake Stadium
Line: Taeshan by 15.0
Over/under: 61.0

Dancougar

09-05-2008, 20:15

SCOTTY: Sportscenter rolls on, and with the World Bowl field set, we are joined by Steve Teebone and Jack Thompson, who are going to play some bracketology with us, now. Guys, we've got sixteen teams up on the big board, and we're going to call it all the way to the final. We start with Qazox and Valanora, Game A. Steve, what do you have for us?

STEVE: Well, Valanora might be a better team than the record indicates. They did beat the Fujisawan Territories, one of the better teams in this group, and had to dial up a win against the Capitalizts to qualify. So they do have momentum going into this one. That said, they're not going to beat Qazox. Easily one of the best in the field, they've rattled off eight wins since losing to Rennidan early on, and they're winning games by an average of two touchdowns. The defense plays a bit rough at times - we saw two Southamptonshire wideouts get injured in their first meeting. But they've played cleanly since then, although they'll still bring those big hits. Qazox move on.

SCOTTY: All right, so we advance them, and now Jack, Game B, it's Newmanistan and Pablicosta.

JACK: Oh, man, probably the marquee matchup of the first round right here. A rematch of the Elite Invitational final. The Titans were unfortunate to get drawn in a tough Group B, three losses, but sometimes you don't know which team is going to show up. Beat Arroza one week, lose to the Capitalizt States another. They're going to need to show some consistency against the hometown team, which has only been beaten by Qazox so far and were able to scrape by a good Rennidan team without all its starters. This was a very close game the first time they played, but with the crowd behind them, you have to think the Rockets have the advantage. I give it to them, but it'll be close.

SCOTTY: Okay, that creates the first quarterfinal matchup, but we'll get to those in a bit. Six more first round games, let's take them in pairs again. We have Rennidan and the Fujisawan Territories in Game C and Vephrall versus Arroza in Game D.

STEVE: Rennidan and Fujisawan is also a pretty meaty game, although the records might indicate otherwise. The Eagles offense has let them down, though. They throw a lot, but guys have been dropping balls, running the wrong routes, and it's really hurt them. Early on they played very well, but they've dropped games against the top and were upset by Southamptonshire, as well. The momentum in this game resides with the Territories, who beat group leaders Arroza on the final day. Ignore the fact that Arroza were resting starters - the Territories nearly beat them at full-strength last time they played. Give it to Fujisawan by at least a touchdown.

JACK: And when you line up Vephrall and Arroza, you see a team in Vephrall that has struggled on offense over the last couple games. They're only averaging about eight per game over the last three; Arroza averaged nearly twenty over the same stretch. And I'm worried about Vephrall's defense being able to withstand the pounding they're going to get from that three-headed monster of Chadwick, Chavez, and Harley. Lots of options out of the backfield makes them difficult to defend if they start running downhill. Tar Hornets take this one.

SCOTTY: No surprise there, at least not in too many people's minds, so we move on now to the bottom half of the bracket. Games E and F, and quite a pair we might have here - it's Dancougar against Kose and the Turkomans in one, Kura-Pelland against Bettia in the other.

STEVE: Well, it seems like the Wings are destined to always have to deal with robots. Back in previous Cup of Harmony, Prux rolled out a team of android ducks that apparently stomped on the academic turf of a University of Helmut professor who's proceeded to disappear from public view. But now the Wings will see if they can prove if man or machine is better against a Turk side that's lost two coming in. The Wings are definitely going to test the robustness of those machines in what I think will be a very physical battle, although you have to wonder if Hatchitt and Tangerman are going to want to have to run into metal all day. Slip some extra padding under the shirts, boys, and you'll be fine; I like the Wings to move on.

JACK: And then you have Kura-Pelland against Bettia, a team that would be a lot better if it weren't for that leaky defense. But it's hard to see them putting up as many points as they're used to against Kura-Pelland, a team which prides itself on its dee and it's methodic approach to the game. Closest comparison we can draw, Bettia against Taeshan... and they were held to eleven points in that game. So that's a question mark for me. And Bettia's record against other Group D tournament teams has been shaky - losses to Bluth and Kose in their last three games. I have to go with the Arrows to set up a rematch!

SCOTTY: That's the way we'll do it, then, as we move to the last pairing of the first round. We have Game G featuring United Hetzel and the Bluth Corporation, and Game H pitting Arturia against the Fightin' Falcons of mighty Taeshan. Fellas, take it away.

STEVE: Well, United Hetzel are limping into the tournament, here, with three straight losses, including one to Swilatia. The offense has disappeared since that great start they had. They're not putting up points, and they haven't been stopping anyone, either. They're in a funk bigger than Samuel L. Jackson versus the Village People at a New Orleans Jazz Festival. Bluth have some good momentum after beating Bettia in overtime to earn a number two spot in Group D, and there's no reason to think they don't have one more in them. I take them to advance.

JACK: No question here, Taeshan will roll into the quarterfinals. They're probably the most rested team of the tournament right now; a luxury they've been enjoying from position to position since the halfway point. Best defense in the tournament, but the offense has been racking up points, too. Average twenty seven points over the last three games - and that's without their starting quarterback! Arturia have done well to get this far, but it's no contest. Falcons all the way.

SCOTTY: With that, we've completed the first round. Let's take a look at the quarterfinal matchups you've created for us, and they're very boring. (Steve and Jack laugh.) You've got the top two teams from each group playing each other in each matchup. Can I convince either of you to sneak and upset in there somewhere?

JACK: Well, it's like I said, Newmanistan and Pablicosta is probably the toughest matchup of the first round; either team could win. I give Rennidan and Hetzel outside shots, but right now I'm convinced that the best eight in the tournament are the ones who finished that way to begin with.

STEVE: I agree, Jack. What we saw in the qualifying round was a pretty distinct divide, in most groups, between the top, middle, and bottom two. In Group B you have three very good teams, and in Group D you had Taeshan run away with it. But it's nice to see that the groups were as balanced as they were, at least in terms of distribution of skill levels, because it gave everyone a pretty good sampling of teams to play against. In the long run, it goes into developing style, learning the nuances of the game, and really establishing themselves.

SCOTTY: One round is done but we'll have the rest of the bracket for you later in the show. We'll see if these guys can come up with something a little more interesting once we're down to the best in the field.

Taeshan

09-05-2008, 22:10

Due to technical issues this paper is going to be black and Bland.

Holy tomato sauce Batman, the Fitin' Falcons of Taeshan spank the last to teams they faced in there 33-3 victory over Shinfundo and there 27-7 victory over the Kose and the Turkomans. These games didnt matter though as the Falcons had already advanced passed the group stage but they still easily beat the last teams they faced in the group stage.

The Fitin' Falcon veteran experience showed as they defeated the Shinfudo in an utterly defiant blowout, and ousted the Kosens the only team to beat them thus far in this tournament. The Falcons former winners of the Gridiron world chmpionships just blew out the two team who were merely roadblocks in the Tae fight to the championship game.

After the round of group play the Falcons advanced with 15 of the other 23 teams into the knockout stage. In there first knockout match the Falcons face Arturia a 15 point underdog. The Arturians finished 4th in group c witch was dominated by the Kura Pelland and Dancougar squads.

The Falcons whgo have been a dominant defensive stopper and an Unstopable offensive powerhouse look to easily defeat the young inexpierienced Arturian squad. After defeating the Arturians the Falcons can look forward to a possible matchup against United Hetzel or perhaps a 3rd dance matchup with 2 time partner the Bluth Corporation.

Arroza

11-05-2008, 02:56

Football Fever Update! I’m your host Dante Cailloux, and I’m joined again by former Arrozan National League head coach, Andre “Brick” Haley. So what can you tell me about the last group game at the Fujisawan Territories?

Andre: Well we definitely learned a lot about the second team of the Hornets. Coach Arceneaux has put together a very deep squad who seems to be able to play well with their second team, while sticking to the smash mouth style we all love. I do still have some issues with his selection for this game.

Dante: We did lose the game, 27-23. Although first place in the group was clinched long before that game was played. Let’s look at the highlights very quickly.

Late first quarter, Afif Bassem with the start. Option right, pitch to Crown, and he just blows past the linebackers and gets to the second level. Gain of 23. Later in the series, from the 4. Marquis, lead blocking for Laraque…Laraque over the pile and in. 10-7 Fujisawan. Later in the second, Bassem on the play action. Hits Maximiano on the stop and go and he’s gone. Touchdown Tar Hornets! 14-17 Fujisawan at the half.

Mid third…Arroza’s defense finally shows up. Raibonne Charles speedrushing, gets in there and causes the fumble. Fujisawan falls on it in the end zone, for a safety to Arroza. 20-16 Fujisawan. Fourth quarter, not much here. Fujisawan scores early, and closes out the game. Late touchdown from Laraque, but Fujisawan kneels on it and closes out the game in front of their home fans. Now on to the opinion segment, with Coach Haley.

Andre: This was a stupid decision to go out there and try to lose this game. You don’t play football to lose, you play football to win! If you’re not trying to win, then what are you doing out there? And I’m not referencing the players here. The team gave their all, but I’m talking about Coach Arceneaux has to be looking at the game right here, not some match against a four-seed from group A!

Dante: But what about resting the team, and keeping us injury-free?

Andre: Injuries are a part of football. You have to know that and build your football team accordingly. But by not going out there to win this game you’ve opened up a whole set of future problems. You’ve removed some of the mystique that we had. We’re a new country, out of literally nowhere that stormed onto the scene. We don’t have a history. We don’t have ninety to one hundred plus years of winning in international competitions like some of the countries in our group. What we had was the sense of invincibility. We were the Mongols over the hill, the Vikings just off shore. We were an unknown force, where all we did was win. And we lost a lot of that in the second half of this group stage.

Dante: You can’t be saying that teams won’t think we’re dangerous anymore?

Andre: Of course they’ll think we’re dangerous. They won’t think that we’re the force of nature that we were before these losses. One more thing. Even if we kill Vephrall, which we should, then what? We’ll probably have to play Fujisawan again, on a neutral site! I don’t know about you, but I’m not in favor of letting teams that we’re going to see again beat us. That’s too much of a confidence boost.

Dante: Anything else? Maybe you’re going to put some money on the game? Sponsor mentions?

Andre: Of course, I’ve talked to one of our sponsors, New Bruxen Casino Incorporated! The line’s Arroza -9 right now, and I’ve definitely put a couple of thousand baht on the national side. I think there’s going to be a lot of money going that way, and that line might move to -11 or -12 by gametime. Also, if you’re into the Dancougarian style of comics, like my kid is, check out the new leap comic book, Pretty Sportsman Erika. Silly name, but a decent book about their football squad. Expect the Tar Hornets to maybe make a guest spot in the book sometime soon. Ok, sponsor whoring over.

Dante: Ok, next Fever Update! We’ll be talking about the playoff matchups in depth and maybe predicting a winner? For Andre Haley, I’m Dante Cailloux, signing off.

Arroza

11-05-2008, 03:34

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Dancougar

11-05-2008, 06:53

SCOTTY: Welcome back to Sportscenter's World Bowl bracket spectacular, and at last count, we'd succeeded in drawing up each quarterfinal matchup as a self-contained battle of group leaders. But after hearing the arguments from our expert panel of two, Steve Teebone and Jack Thompson, what else to do but move on? We have the rest of the tournament to broadcast, so let's get cracking. Guys, take it away, we've got Groups A and B to pick.

STEVE: Right, so first we have Qazox and Newmanistan. Qazox won both group meetings, but barely won when they played in Newmanistan. The most recent match, though, not even close. That backfield has been so effective, and it really opens up the game for them. You had Hertz throw a touchdown and Dorett had a few big runs, so no shortage of weapons on that offense. The Rockets weren't able to keep pace, and I don't think they'll be able to do it this time, either. Qazox is just too deep, too versatile.

JACK: Next, Arroza against the Fujisawan Territories. A couple of intangibles here in either team's favor. As we said, the Territories took out the Tar Hornets in their final group match. But since Arroza didn't start everyone, I feel like they should know more about their opponents than the Territories do. I like Arroza, because when that defense shows up - boy, can they play. One of the things they'll do to you is force turnovers. That absolutely kills you.

SCOTTY: All right, so both number ones advance, somehow I think I could've seen that coming. But now we come up to an interesting match, one between two teams that match up so well. Dancougar. Kura-Pelland. Steve, you have the enviable task of calling this one.

STEVE: I'll say, because this is really a push in every sense of the word. Both play very physical football, both will pound the ball through the line until they score. And they split the group meetings, remember, with the Arrows winning at home by four and the Wings winning at home by seven. Playing in Newmanistan takes away whatever small advantage the venue gave to those guys. One thing the Wings might have in their favor is that the passing game has started to develop over the past few games, but they've not been tested against a defense as good as this one. By stepping away from what they know, it gives the Arrows an opening to shoot through. Kura-Pelland are through.

SCOTTY: Tough call against the home team, but in an even matchup, it can come down to the team that controls the clock better, and that is certainly Kura-Pelland. Taeshan and Bluth, now, Jack.

JACK: Well, another easy one to call. Taeshan blew them out in the first meeting, and needed overtime in the second. But, remember, they played most of the second half without their starters and still rolled up five straight wins. They are simply better than everyone in Group D, so they go through. I'm not sure I have to analyze this one too much.

SCOTTY: Not at all, Jack, so now the semis are set. First up, Qazox and Arroza; the other, Kura-Pelland and Taeshan. Guys, draw up a championship game for us.

STEVE: Either team is capable of winning this game, but one thing I like about Arroza is their 4-4 defense. Qazox have a lot of options running the ball, but I don't know if they'll be able to have success getting through that line. Going inside, you've got two tackles and two inner linebackers to deal with. Bounce it to the outside, and there's still guys. Overload the O-line with a combination of fast blitzes, and I think Arroza can blow up a lot of runs before they get out of the backfield, as well. If Qazox want to win, I think Harry Pitts needs to step up his play. Until then, Tar Hornets are my pick.

JACK: Now Kura-Pelland and Taeshan, and one of the things I worry about at this point in the tournament is fatigue. The Arrows are going to have to grind out a tough one at Dancougar to get here, while Taeshan have two mid-tier teams to get through. They're going to be a lot fresher. And the Fightin' Falcons have played magnificent defense throughout the tournament, and I'm positive they'll be able to draw something up for the kind of approach the Arrows will bring. Everyone on that team can do a little of everything... Falcons go on to defend their title.

SCOTTY: So it's down to this, the newcomers to the world sporting scene, the Arroza Tar Hornets, taking on the defending champs and well-oiled machine of Taeshan. It comes down to this, guys. Who wins World Bowl I?

STEVE: It will be a defensive struggle, to be sure, both teams are not going to really fly out at you. Taeshan play with three wideouts, sure, but they don't need to put up a lot of points to win. Arroza will want to pound, but Taeshan will overload the line and bear down.

JACK: And if it comes down to a defensive battle, experience wins the day for me. Taeshan are a team that's been here before and I don't expect them to make any careless mistakes with the game on the line. And looking at each team's bodies of work, don't think points won't be scored. But it'll come down to a stop, maybe two, and the Falcons can get it.

STEVE: Yup, repeat.

SCOTTY: There you have it, let it be known that the future belongs to the Fightin' Falcons of Taeshan, so it is decreed here on Sportscenter...

Newmanistan

11-05-2008, 22:24

Round 1 results:

Game A: Qazox 23, Valanora 3 @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Game B: Newmanistan 20, Pablicosta 17 @ Hastings Field
Game C: Rennidan 26, Fujisawan Territories 16 @ Southport Stadium
Game D: Arroza 51, Vephrall 3 @ Loudon Stadium
Game E: Dancougar 33, Kose and The Turkomans 20 @ Pocono City Stadium
Game F: Kura-Pelland 27, Bettia 19 @ Olympia Field
Game G: United Hetzel 16, Bluth Corporation 13 (OT) @ Dover Field
Game H: Taeshan 30, Arturia 6 @ Putnam Lake Stadium

Quarterfinals (Tuesday)
Game I: Qazox vs Newmanistan @ Loudon Stadium
Game J: Rennidan vs Arroza @ Putnam Lake Stadium
Game K: Dancougar vs Kura-Pelland @ Southport Stadium
Game L: United Hetzel vs Taeshan @ Hastings Field

Taeshan

11-05-2008, 23:34

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcons defeat Arturia

The Fitin' Falcons did as expected. They opened the World Bowl playoffs with a win 30-6 over Arturia. The Falcons had this game taken before the kickoff as you could see from the scared Atrurian faces. The Falcons at 9-1 easily defeated the 4-6 Arturians with a 24 point victory. Thats 9 points over the spread.

After an astonishing 5 week off period.(they should think about fiering the coach for this) Gabe Martin made his return from the bench, and formerly injured running Back Rudi Williams made his return after 3 weeks with an ACL pull.

Gabe did not keep the fans waiting in Newmanistan's Putnam Lake Stadium as he drove the Falcons down the field. On a third down Gabe would find Jack Cito deep in the endzone for a Touchdown. Then the Arturians had the ball and they did the unthinkable, scored early in the game against the Falcons. They scored on a 22 yard touchdown throw.

The game was all Fitin' Falcon from there. On the Arturian extra point attempt Nose Tacle Shawn Plank broke through the Arturian O line and blocked the exta point attempt. The Falcons then showed why they won the earlier Gridiron championships.

Rudi Williams would run for a 76 yrd touchdown off some nice blocking from the line to make it 14-6. Then the Arturian Quaterback was do piled in the endzone for a safety. Finally backup QB Alec Dega threw two touchdowns to wideouts Cito, and Ricky Zellefrow.

In there next game the Fitin' Falcons face United Hetzel who defeated Bluth Corporatino in OT in a score of the Hetzelns now 5-6 look to be only the second team to defeat the 10-1 Falcons. But looking at some tape from some of there earlier games I think are stonewall d and Explosive O can keep then to a lose. In some wild news in one off the other first round matchups group B winner Arroza at 9-2 have defeated the now 4-7 Vephrall team 51-3. If the Arrozans and the Fitin' Falcons would meet in the championship game it would be an astonamical game.

Dancougar

12-05-2008, 02:14

The World Bowl has gathered a niche following inside Dancougar, as it now competes with the upcoming Oxen Cup for the nation's attention. The following song, however, is starting to get popular in the states of Sullivan and Keats Island, where Dancougar's chief American football fan base is located:

Da da da da, da daaaaa.... CHARGE!

We're from the land with the great football team
Let's go Dancougar's Black Wings!
Moohim and Haynesworth are out on the field
Go on and win, you Black Wings!
Whitham, and Jermaine, and Ollie and Kirk
We love Dancougar's Black Wings!
Now that we are in the running
Just keep that Black Wing machinery humming... OY!

Defense, defense... make them scramble, INTERCEPT THAT BALL!
Defense, defense... keep our Black Wings ALWAYS BEST OF ALL!
Travis, Travis, do your thing against the other team
You blitz from ear to ear, and get Troy and Butch in here
Now join with me, and sing the Black Wing chee-eee-eeeer.... OY!

We're from the land with the great football team
We cheer Dancougar's Black Wings!
Winning's a habit, not only a dream
Go on and win, you Black Wings!
Corona with pick six will put on a show,
And so does Hatchitt's Army!
Now that we are in the running
Just keep that Black Wing machinery humming.... OY!

Offense, offense... run the football ALL THE WAY UP THE FIELD!
Offense, offense... put those points up, NEVER EVER YIELD!
Hatchitt, Hatchitt, with you we say we have a running game.
And if the O-line's great, then it's already too late.
The wins will come to we, who work and wait.... OY!

Da da da da, da daaaaa.... CHARGE!

Qazox

12-05-2008, 04:57

Qazox GridIron Today

ROUND OF 16
Valanora v. Qazox @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds

Val 0 0 0 3 3
Qaz 5 10 8 0 23

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Qazox- (9:07) 38 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 12 plays, 67 yards in 5:53.
(3-0 Qazox)
Qazox- (3:52) SAFETY, Jas Mapp's punt blocked thru endzone.
(5-0 Qazox)
Second Quarter
Qazox- (13:10) 8 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz. Drive: 9 plays, 59 yards in 5:42.
(12-0 Qazox)
Qazox- (0:00) 39 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 13 plays, 80 yards in 5:47.
(15-0 Qazox)
Third Quarter
Qazox- (4:23) 1 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. 2-pt conversion run by Harry Pitts. Drive: 11 plays, 73 yards in 7:19.
(23-0 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Valanora- (4:01) 37 yd FG by Firek Vi. Drive: 8 plays, 56 yards in 4:08.
(23-3 Qazox)

Predictions for Quarterfinals (winners in BOLD)
Qazox vs Newmanistan @ Loudon Stadium 27-23
Rennidan vs Arroza @ Putnam Lake Stadium 31-20
Dancougar vs Kura-Pelland @ Southport Stadium 27-24 (OT)
United Hetzel vs Taeshan @ Hastings Field 35-10

Casino Lines (BOLD= Covered)
Qazox vs Valanora @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Line: Qazox by 13.5
Over/under: 55.0

Newmanistan vs Pablicosta @ Hastings Field
Line: Newmanistan by 8.5
Over/under: 57.5

Rennidan vs Fujisawan Territories @ Southport Stadium
Line: Fujisawan Territories by 5.5
Over/under: 49.5

Vephrall vs Arroza @ Loudon Stadium
Line: Arroza by 9
Over/under: 51.5

Dancougar vs Kose and The Turkomans @ Pocono City Stadium
Line: Dancougar by 7.5
Over/under: 53.0 PUSH

Kura-Pelland vs Bettia @ Olympia Field
Line: Kura-Pelland by 13
Over/under: 58.5

United Hetzel vs Bluth Corporation @ Dover Field
Line: Bluth Corporation by 4.5
Over/under: 50.0

Arturia vs Taeshan @ Putnam Lake Stadium
Line: Taeshan by 15.0
Over/under: 61.0

New Bruxen Casino Inc.
World Bowl I QuarterFinal Lines:

Qazox vs Newmanistan @ Loudon Stadium
Line: Qazox by 2.5
Over/under: 48.5

Rennidan vs Arroza @ Putnam Lake Stadium
Line: Arroza by 8.5
Over/under: 55.5

Dancougar vs Kura-Pelland @ Southport Stadium
Line: Kura-Pelland by 1.5
Over/under: 52.5

United Hetzel vs Taeshan @ Hastings Field
Line: Taeshan by 10.5
Over/under: 51.5

Kura-Pelland

12-05-2008, 07:57

That's what Kura-Pelland do best - come through under pressure.

Bettia, with their bizarro always-go-for-two strategy, were put to the sword by just that as the Arrows ground out a fine 27-19 win against a side many thought were tailor-made to upset them.

Sure, the secondary wasn't all that great, and that allowed Bettia to score two touchdowns, converting both for two, in the first half to take a 16-7 lead into the half. However, Kura-Pelland's no-huddle changed things, and a quick FG was on the board just 1:44 into the third. The resulting kickoff was fumbled, Kura-Pelland recovered, and scored a touchdown to go 17-16 up. Ten points in three minutes to start the third. Boom bang-a-bang. Long-bomb offense? Who needs one of those?

Bettia, apparently, and they looked to have regained a five-point lead (and a shot of making it seven) only for a call against the offensive line. That drive ended with three, to which the Arrows responded on the next drive with three of their own to make it 20-19. That's how it stayed until the Arrows started a drive on the 50 with 3:21 on the clock. You know how the script goes by now - Bernard toys with the clock, Bettia use all three timeouts, Xavier Lecavalier makes a TD reception inside the final thirty seconds. Bettia's four desperate Hail Mary passes all failed, and the arrows make the quarters. Dancougar await, and whoever wins this will face Taeshan unless something utterly insane happens (it won't). With due respect to the other half of the draw, Arrows v Black Wings is essentially a semi-final with the Falcons to face in the final. There is no way Qazox or Newmanistan can compare with any of these three, and it'd be a shock if Rennidan or Arroza could defeat them too.

Standout bet of the tournament: 'under' on the over/under for Dancougar v Kura-Pelland. 52.5?!? With these teams?

Rennidan

12-05-2008, 09:37

That's how it's done.

Stay quiet, stay focused.

Let the world's attention wander.

We weren't expected to beat the Fujisawan Territories.

But hey.

We're here to break expectations.

Arroza though...

Well...

That could be a bit tougher.

_______________

Mo Finelli sat upon the end of his bed. His hands were trembling, his eyes watering, and his leg wouldn't stop twitching.

These were what he called nerves.

This is what most people would call 'anxiety'.

Bear with me here.

Anxiety is a physiological state characterized by cognitive, somatic, emotional, and behavioural components.

Sounds impressive, no?

These components combine to create the feelings that we typically recognize as anger and known as fear, apprehension, or worry.

And, by all means, Mo had the right to worry.

He had a nation’s weight on his shoulders right now.

The quarter finals of a big sporting event were, well, big.

And with the recent success of Rennidan in the Cup of Harmony...

And Micah Twels in Formula One...

Anxiety is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, stomach aches, or headache.

Right now, Mo was clutching his chest.

Panic they called it.

Worry they said.

Anxiety, perhaps.

Right now though, Mo was clutching his chest and his left arm felt a bit tingly.

The stress of having a nation on your shoulders can do an awful lot to you.

Here he is, ladies and gents.

Mo Finelli.

Twenty one years young.

And having a myocardial infarction.

A heart attack to you and me.

Arroza

12-05-2008, 21:29

Football Fever Update!

I’m your host Dante Cailloux, and I’m joined again by former Arrozan National League head coach, Andre “Brick” Haley. Wow, so there was no competition in the round of sixteen game. Are you ready to take back some of the things you said about Coach Arceneaux’s planning?

Andre: Yeah, I guess that extra week of rest got the first team ready to roll, as they were all running downhill in this game. Over four hundred yards of rushing on the ground for the Tar Hornets as they were pretty much unstoppable on the ground. And Fujisawan got taken care of by Rennidan, we should send them a bouquet or something for the assist.

Dante: So do we have enough to beat Rennidan?

Andre: I think so…there have been some odd reports from the Rennidanian camp about Finelli after the last game. I think that if “Big Nasty” can get to him early then we can shake his confidence a lot. And we need to establish the run early, and let the Eagles know that this’ll be a game played at ground level.

Dante: Let’s go to the game tape of the match against Vephrall.
(Due to the score, game tape is replaced by a Qazok style gameline.)

ROUND OF 16
Arroza v. Vephrall @ Loudon Stadium

ARR 14 16 7 14 51
VPH 0 0 3 0 3

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter

Arroza- (8:27) 42 yd run by Abraham Chadwick. XP Good. Drive: 9 plays, 78 yards in (6:12).
(7-0 Arroza)

Arroza- (0:55) 2 yd run by Franklin Chavez. XP Good Drive: 7 plays, 59 yards in (4:24)
(14-0 Arroza)

Second Quarter

Arroza- (8:57) 8 yd run by Franklin Chavez. XP Good Drive: 8 plays, 71 yards in (5:12).
(21-0 Arroza)

Arroza- (7:43) Safety. Tackle by Jezreel Washington on Chezlot Dotsmens.
(23-0 Arroza)

Arroza- (0:23) 1 yd pass from Anthony Chamesi to Ikraam Maximiano. XP Good. Drive: 14 plays, 86 yards in 7:14.
(30-0 Arroza)

Third Quarter

Arroza- (8:24) 12 yd run by Vaughan Harley. XP Good. Drive: 5 plays, 35 yards in (2:43)
(37-0 Arroza)

Vephrall- (6:23) 28 yd FG by Hahnea Going. Drive: 6 plays, 62 yards in (1:54)
(37-3 Arroza)

Fourth Quarter

Arroza- (12:08) 3 yd run by Kenyon Laraque. Drive: 16 plays, 80 yards in (9:11)
(44-3 Arroza)

Arroza- (2:01) 3 yd run by Lake Major. Drive: 14 plays, 74 yards in (7:43)
(51-3 Arroza)

Rennidan

12-05-2008, 23:02

OOC: Just a question for Newmanistan here: What's the rules for changing your style mod during the competition?

I know I managed it in the World Cup, and with Finelli's heart attack, I was wondering if I could switch Rennidan to a -5 system?

Dancougar

13-05-2008, 00:19

CRAIG: All right, Jack, they say in the world of football that there's only one Sinan Kose. And he doesn't come out for gridiron. Nor do any Turks, apparently, since the team representing Kose and the Turkomans is made up of humanoid robots. It's certainly not the first time that a man-made side has gone up against a manned one, but for fans of the Black Wings, this is something new and exciting. And the only thing that would be better? A crushing victory of man over machine! To Pocono City, the capital, thousands of Horrible Hand Towels have migrated over to gridiron, will they pump up this team? Mid first quarter, no score, Turks with the ball. Handoff is the number 20, and robot number 20 is going to find a hole on the left side. Seamless movement, you could mistake him for a man from the bleachers! Number 20 rumbles twenty six yards for the touchdown, 7-0, the Wings are down!

JACK: And I don't think they were intimidated at all by the machinery in front of them, this was just poor tackling on the part of the Dancougar Black Wings. Claridge and Easley were both in the area and could've made the play, but they didn't wrap up the ball carrier. Once it's in the secondary it has momentum, receivers are blocking, and there's no hope of bringing him down. Great run, and give a hand to the offensive line for opening the gap in the first place.

CRAIG: Wings need to respond, and they do. Ensuing possession, Kirk Hatchitt takes the handoff, takes it to the outside, and breaks off twenty three yards before getting pushed out of bounds. Haynesworth to the air, finds Jermaine Divalerio across the middle for sixteen. Six plays later, second and goal from the eight, Hatchitt takes the handoff and busts up the middle! Touchdown, and we're tied 7-7. Turks get the ball, number 6 drops back, looking downfield... Butch Easley says "Compute this!" Hit hard from behind and there's a fumble! Kucera falls on it and the Wings have the ball with great field position. Two plays later, third and three, Haynesworth... fakes the handoff to Hatchitt and rolls right. He spies Stephen Trayler out in the open, and how about the tight end, Trayler, making the catch and taking it to the house. Twelve yard touchdown pass for Dusty Haynesworth, and the Wings grab a 14-7 lead.

JACK: You're going to see a simple route by Trayler, he comes off his block and just rolls right. Haynesworth goes that way, and he had his eyes on Trayler all the way. The defender, number 39, unable to come back and make a play on the ball, Whitham had drawn him out of position by crossing left.

CRAIG: The turnover is soon forgotten, and the Turks march again. 6 finds 83 over the top for a seventeen yard pickup. Now with three wide receivers, 6 drops back. Wings blitz. Has time. Looks underneath for 80, and he breaks free! Corona went for the ball and that gives 80 room to run, yards after the catch, that's how you do it! Twenty five yards under Morgenstein brings him down. Later in the drive, though, Wings reassert themselves on defense. Third and two, the handoff is to 20... and 20 can't even get to two! Hit in the backfield for a loss by Grant Martella. That holds the Turks to a field goal, so it's 14-10. Still a close game, still anyone's game. Wings marching just before halftime. Haynesworth to Whitham for ten, clock continues to run. Haynesworth, looking for Seelbinder, and that falls incomplete. Stottlemyer hits from forty five as time expires, and it's 17-10 at the break.

JACK: And you'll see on that play, Turks come out in the dime package, six defensive backs. Two of them play a low zone on either side of the field, which makes it hard to Haynesworth to find an open man. Forced to go down the middle into double coverage, and he overthrows everybody. Good adjustment by the Turks, that's what they call online machine learning right there.

CRAIG: But not enough positive reinforcement in the way of points. Turks get the ball to start the second half, and once again, the Black Wing defense makes the big play. 6 drops back, has time, throws... but it's tipped at the line of scrimmage, up into the air, and Anthony Corona gets under it for the interception! Short field again for the Wings, ball on the Turk 40. Haynesworth, looking downfield, has time, finds Simon Whitham on the out and up! Which brings up... Kirk Hatchitt! Rumblin, stumblin, bumblin... Hatchitt carries three times in a row to get the remaining thirteen yards, touchdown, and the Wings now lead 24-10. Ah, but don't count the Turks out just yet. They make the adjustment on the ensuing drive. And the machines... are digging... to the endzone! 6 gives to 20, 20 finds a hole, 20 gets fifteen. Eight plays, seventy six yards, and it ends with this... 6 to 83, four yard touchdown pitch and catch, and it's 24-17!

JACK: And it seems like the Turks have the answer after every defensive stop. Here's a key third down on that drive, and they notice the Dancougar pass blitz that worked so well on the play that caused the interception. Picked up perfectly, as fullback 43 steps up to plug the gap. Quarterback 6 finds third wide receiver number 81 cutting across the middle of the field underneath Morgenstein. Corona was trailing the play, no way to defend the pass. Easy first down.

CRAIG: They trade field goals to make it 27-20, and it's still a one score game. Fourth quarter. Haynesworth, looking for an open man, and he'll run for it. Haynesworth picks up an enormous block from Trayler, and he slides for the first down! Hatchitt, now, gets to the outside, breaks a tackle, and there's seven more. Wings just eating the clock one play at a time, inside the two minute warning, and the red zone! Haynesworth, has time, fires across the middle for Jermaine Divalerio! Sixteen yard touchdown strike, and Turks would block the extra point, so it's 33-20. Time running out, Turks still need two touchdowns to have a chance and less than ninety seconds to do it. Fourth and long, and number 6 is going to throw... to no one. Incomplete pass, and that's your ballgame. Black Wings move on for a rematch with Kura-Pelland, winners over Bettia in another good game.

JACK: And Bettia nearly broke that one open with their passing game, as the Arrow secondary is only average if they can't get enough pressure up front. But the Wings had some difficulty on defense, too, surprisingly against the run. That number 20 was able to find sizable holes all afternoon, as they showed a remarkable ability to adapt to the different looks the Wing defense was throwing at them. The question, now, is which team - the Arrows or the Black Wings - is better suited to take advantage of those vulnerabilities. The Wings are no immediate threat to take to the air, but the Arrows aren't a terribly flexible offense, either. I think it'll still be a slugfest regardless of what each team takes away from their weekly tape sessions.

CRAIG: The winner of that one awaits the winner of Taeshan and United Hetzel - and consensus is that it'll be Taeshan. But with Rennidan taking down the Fujisawan Territories, there is hope, yet, for the underdogs in this tournament.

Newmanistan

13-05-2008, 02:18

Newmanistan

13-05-2008, 22:29

QUARTERFINALS RESULTS
Game I: Qazox 27, Newmanistan 24 @ Loudon Stadium
Game J: Arroza 13, Rennidan 6 @ Putnam Lake Stadium
Game K: Dancougar 30, Kura-Pelland 27 (OT) @ Southport Stadium
Game L: Taeshan 10, United Hetzel 0 @ Hastings Field

SEMIFINALS (THURSDAY)
Game M: Qazox vs Arroza @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Game N: Dancougar vs Taeshan @ Pocono City Stadium

Arroza

14-05-2008, 02:08

Woot! Tundra Falls.

Qazox

14-05-2008, 04:33

Qazox GridIron Today

QUARTERFINAL
Newmanistan v. Qazox @ Loudon Stadium

New 7 7 0 10 24
Qaz 7 0 10 10 27

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Qazox- (8:53) 8 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 14 plays, 72 yards in 6:07.
(7-0 Qazox)
Newmanistan- (2:41) 2 yd TD run by Corey Parisi. PAT by Ashton Colfer good. Drive: 10 plays, 78 yards in 6:12.
(7-7)
Second Quarter
Newmanistan- (14:52) 52 yd fumble return by Marcellus Hanlon. PAT by ashton Colfer good. Drive: 1 plays, 52 yards in 0:08.
(14-7 Newmanistan)
Third Quarter
Qazox- (6:17) 11 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 10 plays, 53 yards in 4:24.
(14-14)
Qazox- (1:18) 29 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 4 plays, 25 yards in 2:10.
(17-14 Qazox)
Fourth Quarter
Newmanistan- (12:41) 22 yd TD pass from John Pivonka to Jim Crosby. PAT by Ashton Colfer good. Drive: 10 plays, 70 yards in 3:37.
(21-17 Newmanistan)
Qazox- (8:05) 35 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 12 plays, 81 yards in 4:36.
(21-20 Newmanistan)
Newmanistan- (2:54) 47 yd FG by Ashton Colfer. Drive: 12 plays, 67 yards in 5:11.
(24-20 Newmanistan)
Qazox- (0:02) 10 yd TD run by Harry Pitts. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 7 plays, 63 yards in 2:52.
(27-24 Qazox)

Predictions for Semifinals (winners in BOLD)
Qazox vs Arroza @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds 23-21
Dancougar vs Taeshan @ Pocono City Stadium 24-20

Casino Lines (BOLD= Covered)
Qazox vs Newmanistan @ Loudon Stadium
Line: Qazox by 2.5
Over/under: 48.5

Rennidan vs Arroza @ Putnam Lake Stadium
Line: Arroza by 8.5
Over/under: 55.5

Dancougar vs Kura-Pelland @ Southport Stadium
Line: Kura-Pelland by 1.5
Over/under: 52.5

United Hetzel vs Taeshan @ Hastings Field
Line: Taeshan by 10.5
Over/under: 51.5

New Bruxen Casino Inc.
World Bowl I SemiFinal Lines:

Qazox vs Arroza @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Line: Qazox by 1.5
Over/under: 40.5

Dancougar vs Taeshan @ Pocono City Stadium
Line: Taeshan by 4.5
Over/under: 41.5

Kura-Pelland

14-05-2008, 18:30

Black Wings over Arrows in overtime, that's no shock.

30-27? That's just wrong.

But the score doesn't really reflect the game. This does; just two conversions before third down all first quarter, yet the score was 14-10 Wings at the end of it. The Arrows scored from the opening kickoff, but after the Wings went three and out at halfway, an interception on the second play of the Arrows drive turned into a score. The Arrows' subsequent drive had three third down conversions and ended with three points, but the Black Wings then took the lead through a short pass that was turned into a 53-yard TD completion courtesy of an over-aggressive secondary blitz that missed the tight end.

The second quarter was a more typical slugfest, and the teams exchanged field goals late on to make it 17-13 at the half. The Wings took what looked a decisive 24-13 lead late in the third, Butch Easley recovering a fumble and taking it for six. Three more at the start of the fourth quarter from a field goal, and it really looks over.

Oh, sorry. Do you even remember who the opponents were?

Fourteen points the gap, fourteen minutes to remove it. Who would you rather have at QB than Bernard? Probably nobody. A no-huddle offense throughout, three third down conversions, one unexpected blaze of speed from Lecavalier, touchdown. 16 plays, 74 yards, and less than four minutes off the clock. That's Bernard for you. 10:09 remained.

A patient drive from the Wings took 6:23 off the clock but a 46-yard field goal attempt hit the post, and somehow you sensed that with 3:46 left the Arrows would score. You know the drill. Play with the clock, high-percentage short passes, throw in the run when it's not expected, play actions and draw plays, force the Wings defense into tight zone coverage to close off all the myriad short-yardage plays... over the top, this time to Forse. 1:12 remained, 27-27. The Wings tried to make the game-winning score, but after a huge sack with :33 remaining, decided it wasn't a risk they were prepared to take just now, and they waited for overtime. Good move; they received the kickoff, took it to midfield, one explosive 23-yard run later and the field goal attempt is good. A fabulous game, one that both met and defied expectations, and the Wings may be the one team that can take on Taeshan. Kura-Pelland's Arrows will be back, and they're proud to have got this far. Their distinctive offense may well inspire a few other teams, and one senses some more innovation may not be too far away.

Arroza

14-05-2008, 19:36

The back of a crowded team bus after the Tar Hornets 13-7 victory over Rennidan.

______________________________
F. Chavez: Any news on Mo Finelli?

Lake Major: Naw, just that he didn't make the game because he had a heart attack in his room a couple of nights ago. They say he's in ICU at the hospital in Pocono, they're getting him stabilized and then if he makes it, they'll fly him back to Rennidan.

F. Chavez: Good, he'll probably get the hero's welcome, have a lot of time to figure out where it all went wrong. *Sighs* Something like that makes you wonder about your mortality and your career in the field, you know?

Lake Major: No, I mean I'm fine, he had something wrong with him.

F. Chavez: You never know. One day you're running down the field, strong as an ox, the next day you're in intensive with wires going into places you never knew you had. We've all got flaws though, some of us just do better at defending them.

Lake Major: Whatever, man. We're going to win this tournament, then I'm going to go back to Black Tide and show everybody that I'm the man.

F. Chavez: I thought that way too when I was 20. Now man...every game's a landmine, full of nasty players and guys that want to win even if it means tearing your leg off. I've been in the league 12 years, almost all the way back to the founding. I got two more years, then I'm going to take the money and run. *sits in solitude for a second* Yeah, I'm taking this World Bowl money, and the last of this contract money from Atalanta, and I'm gone. I love the game, but not enough to end up like Finelli, or like that kid Lagasse from Irish Bayou last year. Dead on the damn field. This international thing really opened my eyes man...football's great, but it's not the entire world.

Lake Major: F**k that, man. Those guys were just unlucky, and football is the world. It's mine atleast, and I plan on running it with an iron fist.

F. Chavez: Heh, see me in fifteen years when it starts getting hard to walk, and tell me about your world kid.

Taeshan

14-05-2008, 22:05

The Unaclaimed Newspaper

Fitin' Falcons defeat United Hetzel 10-0

In an absolutely beautiful game on friday the Fitin' Falcon football team defeated the squad from United Hetzel. The Falcons struck first on a field goal by outstanding kicker Martin Gramatica from 35 yrds. Thje game went smoothly from then on for the Fitin's as they played flawless defense although a strange offensive move they ran the ball. Which screwed with the other teams philosophy that we would throw, throw, and throw some more, but they quickly adjusted and we only scored a TD on Gabe Martin 33 yrd. pass to Jack Cito.

In there next game the Fitin' Falcons face the Dancougar Black Wings. The countries soccer team is know to us as we played them in WC 39 qualifying. Hopefully Dancougar will not stun us and regretably end are streak and take away the possible meeting between us and the other current football power the Arroza Tar Hornets. This would be an awesome sellout for the Newmanistan sports association to make money, and it would be the most highly watched sports gam in the history of Taeshani sports as football is my 2nd favorite sport.

Dancougar

15-05-2008, 03:59

CRAIG: Black Wings and Arrows, Jack, and where else in the tournament have you found a pair of teams that love to slug it out. Two meetings in group play, with no team winning by more than a touchdown; everyone said this game would be close. But could anyone foresee an explosion of points in this seesaw battle? Southport Stadium, and the Arrows are just going to go to work right off the opening kickoff. Graham Illingworth runs right for six, to set up play action, and Michael Bernard finds Cassano across the middle for thirteen. Nine play drive, sixty six yards, and it ends with Bernard... into the endzone, Bryan Torse, twelve yard score! So now the Wings go on offense, but can they respond? No! Haynesworth, flushed out of the pocket, and James Watton drags him down from behind. Three and done, but the defense bails them out. Bernard back to pass, looking for Cassano... picked off by Anthony Corona! And Corona is going to rumble down to the four before he's finally pushed out of bounds; Hatchitt scores immediately to tie the score.

JACK: A pretty good route by Cassano, he does a double cut, outside and then comes back across the middle. Corona looks beat at first, but Bernard doesn't get enough on the ball. Corona cuts underneath and jumps it, makes the catch, and he takes it in stride.

CRAIG: Arrows still looking very much like the better team, sustaining another long drive for three points. Big third down conversions on this drive, Bernard to Lecavalier on a third and eight. Third and one near midfield, and Illingworth... second effort! Wings bend but don't break, but it's 10-7. Then... another lucky break. After an eight yard run by Kirk Hatchitt, Haynesworth sets up. Arrows bring the corner blitz, and it's a dump off to the tight end, Trayler. Breaks a tackle, and he's gone! They won't catch him! Fifty three yard score and it's 14-10, and the Wings benefit from another Kura-Pelland mistake. 17-10 late in the second quarter, and the Arrows driving, looking to tie it before the break. Bernard hits Fernandez on the sideline pass, stops the clock after a gain of thirty one, and in field goal range. But that's as far as they get. Bernard, avoids Martella but nailed by Dave Kucera! Arrows settle for a field goal, so it's 17-13.

JACK: We take a look at the blitz that ends the Kura-Pelland drive, second and seven on the Dancougar twenty nine, eight seconds left. Easily in range of the endzone, and the Wings come out in the nickel formation. Lecavalier slips behind Meriweather, but Morgenstein helps out. The double team takes away Bernard's window, and by then, the rush had him. Martella swam right past Sechsen and the rest of the line went with him.

CRAIG: The Black Wing defense finally started to take control in the third. Illingworth tries to get to the outside, nothing doing! Down he goes, loss of three. Later in the quarter, still 17-13, and the Arrows with the ball again. Illingworth hits a hole, and gets hit by Daryl Yearling! And it's a fumble! Easley scoops it up, and he has help. Travis Abramovitz throws a huge block on Buntley and Easley takes it all the way. Dancougar leads it 24-13, and adds a field goal on the drive after that. But with a whole fourth quarter to go, you can never count out Michael Bernard! Here comes the no-huddle, and that vaunted Black Wing defense looks mightly vulnerable! Starting from their own twenty six, the Arrows go to work. Bernard, short pass to Fernandez, out of bounds. Pocket collapsing, steps up, fires, pass complete to Cassano. Then on second and five, ball on the Black Wing thirty one, Xavier Lecavalier... afterburners! Bernard throws it up, it's over Meriweather, and Lecavalier has a touchdown. 27-20, and the momentum is with Kura-Pelland.

JACK: And Lecavalier is just going to beat his man off the line, it's man coverage, and Bernard makes the Black Wings pay. Playing tired, unable to get back to the bench, Zane Meriweather ends up catching his breath all the way down the field. And give credit to Bernard for putting that right over Lecavalier's shoulder where only he could get it, and in stride.

CRAIG: Black Wings still try to close it out. Hatchitt... had ninety eight yards rushing in the game, forty six of them on this drive. Right when they need to burn clock, the Wings offensive line opens the gap. Hatchitt, up the middle, jukes one man, eight yard gain on third down! Later in the drive, third down again, Hatchitt, looking for blocks, but finds KC Borsten instead, loss on the play, so on comes Corey Stottlemyer for a forty six yard field goal attempt... NO GOOD! Hits the post! A chance for the Arrows, against in the no-huddle, West Coast offense. Bernard, short pass to Illingworth, who picks up a crucial first down here. Then, ball in the red zone, Black Wings in man to man coverage. And again... Bernard over the top, to Bryan Torse! All tied now, 27-27, a little over a minute to play.

JACK: And Torse found himself matched up against Butch Easley, and Bernard had to be licking his chops when he saw that. Looks like it's going to be a short curl to Cassano, and the safety bites. That leaves Torse with acres of space to make this catch, and Easley was never going to keep pace.

CRAIG: Ah, but don't count the Wings out just yet. Haynesworth looks for Divalerio, connects for twenty two. Clock running, no timeouts. Haynesworth spikes the ball. Next play, back to pass, nowhere to go, and he's wrapped up by Watton! Sacked for a loss of eight, and faced with a decision, Moohim sends Oliver Tangerman up the middle for three. Clock expires, we go into overtime! In the extra frame, Wings win the toss, elect to receive. Haynesworth, pump fake, dumps it to Hatchitt, who hops over Lottora and picks up the first down. The Kura-Pelland defense played so well, but on this drive, the Wings could not be contained. Haynesworth, looks for Divalerio, complete over midfield! And then Tangerman... has a block... has a seam... into the secondary! Twenty three yard run moves them into field goal position. And three players later, Stottlemyer, from forty one...

RADIO CALL: Stottlemyer missed from forty six on his last attempt, it hit the post. Here's the snap, ball is down. The kick is up, and it's... GOOD! IT'S GOOD! Wings win it in overtime! It's over! Semifinals, Dancougar Black Wings!

CRAIG: Stottlemyer, the hero. And you know that whoever lost, it was a good team leaving the tournament early, but it's the Arrows of Kura-Pelland, 30-27. And who do the Wings face? Of course! The Taeshan Fightin' Falcons, conquerors of United Hetzel, 10-0. And the winner of that one awaits Qazox or Arroza. So Jack, as we expected, the final four are made up of group winners from the qualifying stage. Dancougar has played Taeshan already, a 17-0 exhibition win in Taeshan. But can they do it again?

JACK: The Wings will be hard-pressed to have the same success in the semifinal match. Their defense has not played very well in the last two games; they've given up twenty in both after averaging only ten points against in qualifiers. And against Kura-Pelland, the offense was absent until the second half. If it weren't for some huge defensive plays, they would've been too far behind at halftime to catch up. And if they're going to rely on the defense to score for them, there's no way they'll beat Taeshan. The Falcons have been sweeping through these playoffs and show no signs of slowing down.

CRAIG: It will be their toughest test, yet, and it will determine whether or not they're worthy of playing for the championship. It's back to Pocono City for a battle with the champs... Dancougar and Taeshan. Coverage begins on DSPN2 and DSPN2-HD this Sunday at noon...

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"Oh man... we have to play Taeshan? Isn't their defense, like, unbeatable?"

"Yeah, but if you'd read last week's issue of Sportsman Erika..."

[Erika sits on the ground with the ball beside her, gazing up at towering linebacker Saji.]
SAJI: How do you like it, Orange Star? The unbeatable power of our Iron Curtain?
ERIKA: (sounds effects - breathing heavily)

[Next panel! Kent helps Erika to her feet.]
KENT: Damn, they're monsters... they even read our passing route that easily!!
ERIKA: If only I had a little more time...

[Saji confronts them with an evil background.]
SAJI: It's no use, you fools. With our Iron Curtain, you'll never have enough players to break through.

[Erika breathes heavily, thinking intently.]
ERIKA: There has to be a way to break through! We just don't have enough people to block... not enough...

[Close up panel. Erika's eyes gleam under her helmet.]
ERIKA: Unless... !!

[Next panel. The Orange Star offense is lined up.]

[Kent waits in the backfield.]
KENT: Will this really work, Erika?

[The snap!]
ERIKA: Hut, hut!

[Erika hands the ball to Kent.]

[Kent runs left, sweat escaping from his brow.]

[Saji appears in his path with a menacing stare.]
SAJI: I told you! You don't have the strength to take me on!

[Saji's eyes open wide.]
SAJI: What?!

ERIKA: How about two of us?

[Erika throws a block. Saji's face has twisted from its former confidence.]
SAJI: [I]No way! They used her, too?!

[Kent bursts through into the open field. He grins as he passes Saji.]

[Kent raises his fist as he crosses the goal line, a referee positioned nearby to signal touchdown!]

"I think the message is that teamwork conquers all."

"Yeah... except Taeshan is really good, and we haven't been..."

Newmanistan

15-05-2008, 22:00

WORLD BOWL I MATCHUP IS SET!

Semifinals
Game M: Arroza 27, Qazox 23 @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds
Game N: Dancougar 13, Taeshan 3 @ Pocono City Stadium

3rd Place game (Friday)
Game O: Qazox vs Taeshan @ Loudon Stadium

WORLD BOWL I (Saturday)
Arroza vs Dancougar @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds

Arroza

16-05-2008, 07:40

Pre-note: This is not an rp-worthy post. And I'm also drunk.

1. Sweet. We're going to the champoinships.
2. Damn, Taeshan's gone. Oh well.
3. Sewwt, we get a guest role in Brave Sportsnma Erika.
4. Note to Dancougar: We are the West Virginia to your Pitt.
5. Wait, this means I have to write another rp wothy post...and hopefully one that doesn't suck. /yeah, right. What are the chances of me writing a non0suck post.

Dancougar

16-05-2008, 18:17

CRAIG: The Fightin' Falcons of Taeshan. Defending World Champs from the tournament which preceded the creation of the World Bowl. A team which has gathered steam throughout qualifiers and the final playoffs, breezing into a semifinal matchup with the Dancougar Black Wings, who have survived slugfests with Kose and the Turkomans and Kura-Pelland to get here. And they've been giving up points at a rate that's not up to their own standards, and the Falcons come in confident that their experience and no-nonsense defense will be more than enough to win the day. Do they roll into the final? Pocono City, a sellout crowd for this one, and they were treated to a game which harkens back to the good ol' days of hard-nosed football. First quarter action, Kirk Hatchitt tries the left side, stuffed for no gain. And we try it again, this time, fumble!! Jesse Lapp pokes the ball loose, and Taeshan gets the ball at the Dancougar thirty two. But the defense came to play today! Third and nine, Martin... looking for Cito... broken up by Corona. And the ensuing field goal attempt, from forty. Gramatica... wide right! The Wings hold!

JACK: Corona is just going to line up in man coverage, a little bump off the line. Cito's route isn't very complicated, it's just seven yards up and across the middle. Corona cuts inside of him and gets a hand in the path of the ball, as Martin doesn't lead his man enough to make the completion. Good read by Corona to keep the Falcons to a three and out.

CRAIG: Second quarter, no points on the horizon. Martin... sacked. Wings give it a go, Haynesworth... sacked! I'm sensing a pattern here. The biggest play comes on a punt return. Landetta sends one downfield, Enright is under it. Enright... shakes the first tackler, runs it up to the Dancougar twenty, gets a block, twenty five, thirty... thirty five, forty... Jack Enright takes it back into Taeshan territory, downed at the Falcon thirty six. But the offense sputters. After Tangerman carries for no gain, Haynesworth throws the short pass to Trayler... BOOM! Check out the hit from Alais Patrick, he lays out Stephen Trayler after a pickup of just three. Wings forced to try the field goal... and Stottlemyer misses! Tied 0-0 at the break; we only saw eight first downs in the half, two missed field goals, and an awful lot of punting from Landetta and Shelpman.

JACK: Just an old-fashioned battle for field position right here, with neither team able to really sustain anything on offense. Both defensive coordinators came out with excellent gameplans. They knew what was needed, and the players executed. Here's third and seven after the Trayler hit. Wings line up with three receivers, two on the left side of the line, and the Falcons come out in nickel. They only rush three, so everything underneath is completely covered. This forces Haynesworth to try and go up top to Jermaine Divalerio, and he's overthrown.

CRAIG: Second half, the teams adjust, and we start to get this thing rolling. Taeshan Fightin' Falcons, trying to break the deadlock, trying to find Ricky Zellefrow over the middle, has his man, gain of fifteen. And all of a sudden... can it be? We flash back to the quarterfinals. Kura-Pelland, in serious need of points, spread the field and go no-huddle. Back to Sunday. Gabe Martin begins the Taeshan aerial attack. Zellefrow again for a gain of eleven. So they mix in a run! Rudi Williams dashes for nine, his longest run of the night. But on third and four, Martin... play action fake, rolls right, can't find anyone, and Travis Abramovitz brings him down from behind. It's a loss of six and this time Gramatica hits, so it's 3-0. Wings reply. Haynesworth, gives it to Hatchitt, and Hatchitt finally gets a seam. Patience pays off, and he'll pick up seven here. Haynesworth, looking for Whitham... Whitham, the one-handed grab to keep the drive alive! But the Falcons will hold, and Stottlemyer makes it 3-3.

JACK: Crucial third down, five to go, and on the Taeshan twenty two. The Wings with their most threatening drive of the night, one back set, and Taeshan brings the corner blitz! And Patrick explodes around the end, Haynesworth is able to duck out of the way, but the downfield coverage is too good. Nobody open, nowhere to go, and the rush takes him down, loss of two, field goal time.

CRAIG: But on the ensuing Taeshan drive, the play that changes the game. Gabe Martin, third and ten, looking for Cinco in deep double coverage... intercepted by Somerville! A poor decision by Martin, throws it into traffic, and this is just a jump ball for Michael Somerville. Somerville runs it back to the Taeshan forty six, and the offense takes it from there. Haynesworth, gives it to Hatchitt. Kirk runs it for six. Not nearly enough rest for that defensive unit, and Haynesworth... Divalerio... Jermaine Divalerio makes the catch and runs it the rest of the way, eighteen yards! Touchdown, Black Wings, and suddenly it's 10-3 with under ten minutes to play.

JACK: And you're going to see Divalerio fake a cut five yards off the line of scrimmage. Gets the defensive back to bite, and at that point, he's gone. Gets behind his man, makes the catch, and jogs the last four yards into the endzone. And it's all made possible by this play, the interception by Somerville. He's just sitting in a high zone and keeps his eyes on Martin all the way. He's locked onto this ball as soon as it's thrown.

CRAIG: Taeshan will fight back, but Gabe Martin is no Michael Bernard. Third and nine, four wide for Taeshan, looking for Zellefrow... and incomplete. The Falcons abandoned the run in the fourth quarter, and the Wings cracked down. Dancougar ball, eight minutes left... not after this drive. Backbreaking offensive display running the ball, Hatchitt and Tangerman. They only go forty six yards, but they take eleven plays to do it. Clock is inside three minutes, Stottlemyer's kick is good... two score game, 13-3. Last chance for the Falcons. Inside two minutes, ball at their own forty three. Martin, pumps, has time, fires it across the middle and has his man! Ohcho Cinco hauls it in for twenty two, can they pull it off? Next play, Martin looks right, throws for Jack Cito... intercepted! This time it's Zane Meriweather who comes up big, and he'll just let himself get wrapped up, because the game itself is wrapped up. The Black Wings are going to the championship game... they beat Taeshan 13-3, so the champs are out.

JACK: And they did it their way. The defense really stepped up and kept Taeshan from putting points on the board, they came up with the big plays that knocked them out of field goal range, and the turnovers were critical. Once Taeshan went to the pass, the Wings went to the dime and just started cutting things off.

CRAIG: Okay, so the Wings set up a date with the Arroza Tar Hornets for the championship game, and that will be at the Tundra Falls Proving Grounds, a venue that the Hornets are already familiar with. And they're familar with the Wings' style of play, too, since they like to pound it their their running back tandem of Abe Chadwick and Frank Chavez. After pounding Vephrall into the turf, they survived an all-out defensive effort by Rennidan and then outlasted a Qazox that runs a lot, as well, but has a little more give on dee. Jack, the tournament has spoken, and physical football is going to win the day. But the question, now, is who has the edge going into this one?

JACK: I think the Black Wings get a massive mental boost from the fact that they had to beat the world champs to get here, and they shut 'em down. I think Moohim's defensive staff did a great job turning this thing around, and now they'll have to get up and do it again. But Arroza are just as proud to have come this far, and they're feeling good about their team. A lot of experience there from the Arrozan league, and they'll want to dispel any notion that they've taken an easier path than the Wings have to reach the finals. Both teams have played great football, they're both deserving of a title, and whichever team can win the small battles on the line is going to win the football game.

CRAIG: We will be keeping a close eye on things as they develop in Newmanistan, with complete World Bowl coverage. Now, back to Scott and Ken in the studio.

(Studio switch!)

SCOTTY: And with more on the run up to the World Bowl I championship game, we have Hal Sanantonio with the latest from Pocono City. Hal?

(Taped segment.)

HAL: Almost immediately after the Dancougar Black Wings defeated Taeshan in the World Bowl semifinals, fans of the Wings and Tar Hornets were already getting animated about the upcoming match. One group of Arroza fans, led by a man in frontier garb, led a chant in front of a group of Dancougar fans emerging from the stadium long after the game had ended. The Wing fans responded by repeatedly chanting the numbers 'thirteen' and 'nine.' While their significance is not known, experts agree they can't possibly be picking the score. Early lines predict that Arroza will score the sum at a minimum. Reporting from Pocono City, Hal Sanantonio, DSPN.

Newmanistan

16-05-2008, 22:39

3rd Place Game: (better to finish 3rd then to finish 4th)
Qazox 20, Taeshan 17 (OT) @ Loudon Stadium

The cutoff time for World Bowl I between Dancougar and Arroza will continue to be 4:30PM eastern US time. (You both are from the eastern time zone too, so I don't need to convert that to GMT!)

Good luck to both of you, we anticipate a great battle here in Newmanistan at the Proving Grounds between your teams.

Arroza

17-05-2008, 02:25

Atalanta Journal: Foreign news section.

87 Arrozan citizens deported after "idiotic" brawl in Pocono City.

Pocono City, Newmanistan.- The Arrozan national football team has been called a lot of things in their miraculous run to the World Bowl. They've been deemed everything from backwards rebels to a powerhouse on the ground. And now you can add...the country with some of the most retarded fans on earth. Due to the rounds of games being played in multiple locations, many Arrozan fans were using Pocono as their base of operations.

Pocono City is also the place of the other World Bowl semifinal, between Dancougar and Taeshan. Several thousand Arrozan fans that couldn't get to Tundra Falls decided to stay in Pocono and watch their future opponents battle for their ticket to the finals. And that's where it starts to get odd.

Andrew Claxton, 38 of Wareland, in Waypath County and a devoted Waypath County Pioneers fan came to the game, dressed in a full pioneer outfit, hastily dyed to Arrozan colors. According to witnesses, he was seen drinking "multiple alcoholic beverages" both before and during the game, and generally drawing a large amount of similarly imbibed Tar Hornet fans to him. After the game, Claxton and the group of fans he was near began to taunt a number of Dancougarian fans. The Dancougarian fans then started chanting 13-9 which was slightly incomprehensible, but which led to someone in the crowd starting a chant which was later reported as "Sid Bream's safe! Pirates suck!"

Then the fists started flying. Claxton is shown on camera as throwing the first punch at a Dancougar fan who bumped into Claxton. According to Mr. Claxton "That damnyankee got mad at the fact that he's from a wasteland, and thentried onathem damn icey hockey shoulder blocks on me. So yeah, I swung on him. Put him on his damn back too." That led to a melee which ended in the Newmanistan police being brought out to end the fisticuffs, and got over one hundred and ninety people being place in Pocono City jail. The Arrozans found guilty of being involved in this fight, including Mr. Claxton, were immediately stripped of their visas and sent home to Arroza, in exchange for the Newmanistani authorities not filing criminal charges. The fate of the approximately eighty Dancougarian fans arrested are not known at this time. Claxton and others involved face other possible repercussions at home, including being charged with Assault and Battery in Resurgens Province, and penalties from the Arrozan National Football Association, which may include their being banned from attending anymore foreign games, or even Claxton's banning from NorthRail Park and all Waypath County Pioneer games.

Qazox

17-05-2008, 04:22

Qazox GridIron Today

SEMIFINAL
Arroza v. Qazox @ Tundra Falls Proving Grounds

Arr 7 7 7 6 27
Qaz 7 10 3 3 23

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
Qazox- (11:01) 38 yd TD run by Kevin Hertz. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 9 plays, 72 yards in 3:59.
(7-0 Qazox)
Arroza- (5:41) 24 yd TD pass from Christopher Chamesi to Ikraam Maximiano. PAT by Drew Albrect good. Drive: 11 plays, 69 yards in 5:20.
(7-7)
Second Quarter
Qazox- (14:53) 32 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 11 plays, 65 yards in 5:48.
(10-7 Qazox)
Arroza- (7:10) 4 yd TD run by Franklin Chavez. PAT by Drew Albrect good. Drive: 15 plays, 84 yards in 7:43.
(14-10 Arroza)
Qazox- (0:24) 1 yd TD run by Brian Dorett. PAT by Harvey Pollack good. Drive: 13 plays, 81 yards in 6:46.
(17-14 Qazox)
Third Quarter
Qazox- (6:53) 42 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 6 plays, 28 yards in 2:08.
(20-14 Qazox)
Arroza- (1:41) 14 yd TD pass from Chamesi to Tawfiq Rudolph. PAT by Drew Albrect good. Drive: 10 plays, 70 yards in 5:12.
(21-20 Arroza)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (6:00) 45 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 9 plays, 49 yards in 3:50.
(23-21 Qazox)
Arroza- (0:00) 104 yd Missed 51 yd-FG attempt returned for TD by Orkeys Aurienne. PAT not attempted. Drive: 1 play, 104 yards in 0:14.
(27-23 Arroza)

3RD PLACE GAME
Qazox vs Taeshan @ Loudon Stadium

Qaz 0 0 14 3 3 20
tae 17 0 0 0 0 17

SCORING SUMMARY:
First Quarter
taeshan- (14:45) 94 yd Kickoff Return for TD by Ohcho Cinco. PAT by Martin Gramatica good. Drive: 1 play, 94 yards in 0:15.
(7-0 taeshan)
taeshan- (12:19) 56 yd interception Return for TD by Rudi Williams. PAT by Martin Gramatica good. Drive: 1 play, 56 yards in 0:12.
(14-0 taeshan)
taeshan- (1:19) 49 yd FG by Martin Gramatica. Drive: 11 plays, 75 yards in 4:13
(17-0 taeshan)
Second Quarter
NO SCORING
Third Quarter
Qazox- (8:52) 5 yd TD run by Lyle Beckett. PAT by Harvey Pollack blocked. Drive: 12 plays, 81 yards in 6:08.
(17-6 taeshan)
Qazox- (1:09) 1 yd TD run by Sean O'Malley. Harry Pitts to Lyle Beckett for 2-pt conversion. Drive: 8 plays, 48 yards in 3:28.
(17-14 taeshan)
Fourth Quarter
Qazox- (0:52) 48 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 12 plays, 88 yards in 6:01.
(17-17)
OVERTIME
Qazox- (11:52) 38 yd FG by Harvey Pollack. Drive: 5 plays, 17 yards in 1:31.
(20-17 Qazox)

Dancougar

17-05-2008, 08:09

KENNETH: Fan violence - it's something that's blissfully ignored when you're not involved, but now the families of about eighty Dancougar football fans want to know what will happen to them following a massive brawl in Pocono City that resulted in multiple arrests. What started as taunting between rivals for the first World Bowl crown erupted into a full-blown street fight that has lawyers scrambling. Hal Sanantonio has more.

HAL: "Sid Bream safe! Pirates suck!" Those are the words that incited what's now being called in some circles as the Battle of Pocono. Security cameras caught everything. Arrozan fan Andrew Claxton threw the first punch, and when Dancougaran Nate Jamison hit back, supporters from both sides rushed in to help.

NATE: He hit a chord there, man... I'm telling you... just when we thought that it was cool to be Sid the Kid again, he dug that up... man, oh man... I snapped, you know?

HAL: Claxton was referring to a tumultuous period in Dancougar's history. The year - 1992. Notorious rapper Sid Bream was about to release his latest album, "Home of the Brave... Bitch." Media pirates threatened to eat into his profits by releasing bootlegged copies of the album's ninth track over a network of interconnected computers, a novel concept at the time. Bream successfully took them to court, and the judge's ruling left him safe from further infringement. The pirates have not been the same since, having failed to come up with a leak to turn their fortunes around.

NATE: ... Hold on, what?!

HAL: Others believe there may be more to these events than immediately meets the eye. Noted psychic Moonstar McSausagerace claims that these latest confrontations are proof of a deep connection to some other world. We note that this is likely the first time those words have ever been combined in that manner.

MOONSTAR: There's, like, other us-es, man, in like this alternate reality, and if you're attuned to the great spirit's, like, spiritual... one...ness... you can, like, tap into the collective memory of the other us-es. It's not like the connection is tangible, man, it's not like I can, like, shoot a little orange ringy onto the wall there and come out of a blue ringy and, like party with my alternate me with truthful cake, although that would be trippin' awesome.

HAL: But the trippin' truth is that Nate Jamison remains behind bars in Newmanistan, along with the other fans who joined in the fray. Government officials are in negotiations with Newmanistan to have them extradicted for prosecution, although the two nations have been somewhat standoffish as of late. McSausagerace claims the cause is a cosmic confrontation between them in an alternate reality that involves flightless birds and frozen rubber, although professional analysts chalk it up to two nations that, quite simply, have not done much work on their international relations. Reporting from Pocono City, Hal Sanantonio, DSPN.

KENNETH: Politics and sport, you hate it when they cross, but here's what we know so far. Arroza and Qazox played the early game, which Arroza won, and fans scattered throughout Newmanistan focused on the Dancougar and Taeshan game to see who their opponent would be. For two teams that love to play smashmouth football, you had to think the fans would be eager to go at it, but nobody expected this. After all, hooligans at football games? Come now...

Newmanistan

17-05-2008, 09:05

THE ROCKET REPORT

BRAWL MARS WORLD BOWL I FESTIVITIES

Pocono City, Newmanistan- Maybe this was to be expected with passionate fans of other countries coming to the Empire to support their homelands. To this point, the sixteen nations and their loyal fans that made the trek to the Empire have been nothing but superb. But now with the stakes rising, and just two teams remaining for the right to call themselves World Bowl I champion, an incident of hooliganism took place in Pocono City.

Reports from the Pocono City Police Department say it all started when the sides got together at the Stadium, and began chanting things towards each other. Dancougar fans chanting “13-9" and Arrozans about some rapper named Sid Bream. It all should have seemed innocent enough, as the Newmanistanians in attendance likely had no idea what all this meant. But for the drunk people doing the chanting, this had great significance. The incident report names Andrew Claxton, a 38-year old Arrozan as the instigator of turning innocent chanting into an all out brawl when he took a swing at a Dancougaran who’s name was not released, but he did require medical attention. Nate Jamison, of Dancougar came to his aid, and jumped Claxton, setting off fights everywhere. It’s what we feared might happened, and fortunately security was well prepared for this kind of thing about got it contained and under control before it could really escalate. There was a report out of Arroza that the Pocono City Police Department opted to not pursue criminal charges against Claxton and others from the country, and while that may be true, they are not immune to any civil charges, and the police have vowed to cooperate in any civil suit that might be brought up, such as medical expense. Jamison and several Dancougaran fans were detained a little longer then the Arrozans, but have been released to their home country under the same stipulations. The police needed more information about this Sid character, and had to be sure there was no connection between him and Sidney the Evil Penguin, which for some reason came at the request of Pocono City Capitals striker Kevin Lewis, who is competing for the Oxen Cup right now. Police were convinced there was no connection, and Jamison and the other Dancougarans have been sent back home.

Empress Jessica was not pleased when she heard the news, releasing the following Royal Statement:

“Let it be known that Newmanistan will not tolerate the kind of incident that occurred in Pocono City ever again. We understand that in sports, passions can run high, but anyone who travels to Newmanistan to watch their nation play, needs to come here an do exactly that. Come here and support your country with pride, but at the same time you must be respectful of others who attend these events, even if they do not share the same views as you. We will not allow this kind of thing, and I will especially not allow it to happen in Tundra Falls, which is the site of World Bowl I. We’ve already had one incident there recently (ooc: that would be in the Formula One RP thread, if you’re curious), and we’re not about to have our most sacred city be ridiculed once again. Therefore let it be known that anyone caught breaking any law in Tundra Falls, or anywhere in the Empire in relation to World Bowl I or its corresponding activities, will be tried to the fullest extent of Newmanistan law. And if you don’t know what that is, you don’t want to know, because we can tend to be, very harsh!”

“Whenever there’s an incident like this, it immediately shows how bad fans can react at sporting events, and then sets an unfair image of all sports fans. We realize that those involved here represent a very slim minority of the fans from all nations that came to Newmanistan for the World Bowl, including Dancougar and Arroza. Therefore, I want to thank the 99.9% of fans who came here, and were respectful of our land, and of others. Furthermore, I want to thank the Pocono City Police Department for their prompt and effective response to the matter, and keeping the incident from becoming greater, because it may have had that potential."

Arroza

17-05-2008, 13:38

News Article: Evangeline Picayune - Sports Lead

And In the Midst of It All, A Game Divine.

In all of the crazy news coming out of the world of sports in the last week it's been hard to keep focus. Franklin Chavez, decided on Wednesday to retire from international football at the conclusion of the world bowl. The AFFA decided to continue efforts to more formally take control over the independent football teams and leagues that have sprouted up since the country's founding, psychics have said that masses of sports fans hopped up on Iron City, and Shiner Bock may be the key to inter-dimensional information transfer, and of course drunken rednecks from the hinterlands have brought shame to our countries name.

And in the midst of it all, there was a football game at the Tundra Falls Proving Grounds. The Arrozan Tar Hornets, in need of something, anything to balance out the sheer ridiculousness of the events that have happened both before and after this game, face a determined Qazok team that somehow just never says die. But in the end, even this game was painted thick with the silly brush that seems to be following our team lately.

The scoring started in the first quarter, after Qazok won the toss and decided to receive. Nine plays later, Kevin Hertz took a counter-play off tackle to the strong side, and simply beat the undermanned Arrozan secondary down the field for a 38-yard touchdown run. Arroza charged back down the field in normal Tar Hornet fashion, with an eleven-play drive, that included nine runs. The nickel defense of Qazok seemed unable to handle the multitude of blockers and runs, but the secondary kept there from being and long runs. The capper, though came on a play action pass that frees Ikraam Maximiano over the middle, where he catches a strike from Chamesi and saunters into the end zone. 7-all at the end of the first quarter.

Early in the second quarter, Qazox passed the ball heavily to get down the field, but the front-heave four-four defense forced Qazok to settle for a Pollack Field goal. Arroza, gets the ball, and again does what it does best in steamrolling down the field for a fifteen play drive that took half of the second quarter off of the clock. The finisher was a four-yard run from Frank Chavez behind the blocking of Harley and Chadwick. Touchdown Arroza. Qazok, though plays almost the exact game we play, albeit with a little more emphasis on the passing game. They show that they’re Arroza’s equal in clock management with a stunning 6:46 drive that ended in a Dorett touchdown, and silenced the Tar Hornet fans in attendance. So at the end of the first half, Qazok played our game better than we play it, getting something off of every possession, and keeping our drives to a minimum, while taking a 17-14 lead into the dressing rooms.

Third quarter, and here’s where things start to get abnormal. Arroza receives the ball, and starts to rive down the field. On a play from the Arrozan 45, Chamesi turns the wrong way on the option and pitches the ball into open space. That was nothing but a mental error, as he’s normally one of the smartest men on the field. Qazok falls on the gift and turns it into another Pollack FG. 20-14 Qazok. Now it’s starting to get real on the field, as Arroza doesn’t normally play from behind. But Chamesi gets it together and marshals a ten-play drive down the field. The touchdown came on a flood left play where both of the wingbacks and Maximiano went to the left side of the end-zone, leaving Tawfiq Rudolph free on the delayed route across the middle. Chamesi stays accurate and the Hornets lead. Punts at dawn ensue until the beginning of the last quarter, when Qazok cashed in on a punt from Edmiston not being sent out of bounds deep. Qazok drove down the field, and turned it into another Pollack FG. Arroza got the ball…and stalled out. It looked like the dream was over.

And then the Qazok coach did one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen on a football field.

Qazok has the ball with 3:04 left in the game. All they need to do is to eat the clock, and they’re off to play the Black Wings. They run the ball at the backers. They pass it underneath the safety net. They do everything you’re supposed to do in this situation. They make Coach Arceneaux call all three of his timeouts. The clock still rolls. Now it’s 4th and 7 from the Arrozan 40. There are 12 seconds left. All you need to do is kneel the ball, and bring out the quarter to stop the hail mary for one play. Qazok…sends out Harvey Pollack for the over fifty yard field goal? Orkeys Aurienne gets set up deep incase he misses the long shot, but why? Surely he’ll see the light and kneel the ball…maybe he’s trying to stop Albrect from being able to get out there and be a hero, but without timeouts, there probably isn’t enough time to get close, and to bring the field goal team out.

The ball is kicked…it’s fair, but it’s not long enough. Orkeys Aurienne catches it four yards deep in his own endzone. And he’s off to the races. By the time Qazok realizes what’s going on Arroza’s got a blocking wedge set up, and Aurienne is heading right for it. Pinzone broke free of Charles on the block, but Aurienne changes direction and outruns hit to the wide, emptier side of the field. Aurienne put runs pinzone, and had only Pollack to beat.

Pollack never had a chance.

Game, Set, Match. Cut the clock off, and let’s get out of here before Qazok realizes what the heck just happened. Tar Hornets win 27-23. More importantly, it puts us in the finale, and it elevated Aurienne into the realm of legend.

They’re calling it “The Wonder in the Tundra”.

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