Deacon Eskimo
15-02-2008, 21:08
PRESS RELEASE
February 15, 2008
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
OCEAN-FRONT PROPERTY AND GOVERNMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE!!
Do you enjoy 74 degree weather?
Have you ever said to your fellow countrymen, I sure wish our world had a gigantic wall around it?
Are you a shady character looking to make some side bucks by being involved in an infant government?
Well, even if you didn't answer yes to any of those questions, you should visit the beautiful island of NEW FLORIDA. High level Government positions are available and over 300 million in sunken treasure was found off the shores just last week!
We just finished killing the last venomous snake, so come on down!
All styles of government and ideologies accepted!
NEW FLORIDA: WE CAN'T DRINK ALL THIS ORANGE JUICE BY OURSELVES
Paid for by the committee to get PEOPLE TO MOVE TO NEW FLORIDA
February 15, 2008
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
OCEAN-FRONT PROPERTY AND GOVERNMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE!!
Do you enjoy 74 degree weather?
Have you ever said to your fellow countrymen, I sure wish our world had a gigantic wall around it?
Are you a shady character looking to make some side bucks by being involved in an infant government?
Well, even if you didn't answer yes to any of those questions, you should visit the beautiful island of NEW FLORIDA. High level Government positions are available and over 300 million in sunken treasure was found off the shores just last week!
We just finished killing the last venomous snake, so come on down!
All styles of government and ideologies accepted!
NEW FLORIDA: WE CAN'T DRINK ALL THIS ORANGE JUICE BY OURSELVES
Paid for by the committee to get PEOPLE TO MOVE TO NEW FLORIDA