True Andrewica
23-01-2008, 16:55
My nation started a long time ago, back when I was only a simple "nice" kid. I started to do bad things, and everyone around me thought I was so nice that they thought everything I was doing were just "science projects," including running over my "friends," taking over classrooms at my school, and other things. Soon, everyone in the UN thought of me such a good boy, that they gave me all of their countries to rule over. Eventually I formed a supermassive army and attacked all of the countries not in the UN. However, when I was granted rule of the US, we found out that the documents that made Texas a state were lost, so Texas once again became a republic. The Texan ruler was the only one to see that what I was doing weren't "science projects." Texas repelled all of my attacks, and is now the United State of America. I still haven't figured out a way to take over/destroy Texas, but mark my words, I will find a way. I'll bet the old country leaders are somewhere, still saying "Ah, Andrew and his science projects... what a good boy!"
You will face my awsome 200 million person army tap-dancing backwards while marching and carring a 60 pound backpack and 15 pound rifle. They have discipline. They know that if they mess up, they will have their arms replaced with spoons and be sent to the forgotton Japanese Godzilla mines, mining for desposed Godzilla merchandise.
If a new nation comes to my region, you will immediately be under my control. Your people will be my slaves, and will bow down to me. You yourself will become one of my personal generic ninjas, and will automatically follow the religion of Andrewicanism. Any one who defies me will immediately be destroyed by my army. My army consists of every civilian who can wield a weapon, unless they are working in the forgotton Japanese Godzilla mines, mining for desposed Godzilla merchandise. Bow down, or be destroyed.
You will face my awsome 200 million person army tap-dancing backwards while marching and carring a 60 pound backpack and 15 pound rifle. They have discipline. They know that if they mess up, they will have their arms replaced with spoons and be sent to the forgotton Japanese Godzilla mines, mining for desposed Godzilla merchandise.
If a new nation comes to my region, you will immediately be under my control. Your people will be my slaves, and will bow down to me. You yourself will become one of my personal generic ninjas, and will automatically follow the religion of Andrewicanism. Any one who defies me will immediately be destroyed by my army. My army consists of every civilian who can wield a weapon, unless they are working in the forgotton Japanese Godzilla mines, mining for desposed Godzilla merchandise. Bow down, or be destroyed.