NationStates Jolt Archive

"Hello, It's Bruce here."

"The Chief Minister of Shielas and Bruces."

"Yeah, well could you ask your president or whatever you guys have to come over? I'm having a BBQ and inviting everyone for a proper Barbeque."

"Everyone? ... We'll that's everyone.. Every nation in Klatch could be coming. Alright. Just rock up at my place on the 23rd, 7pm."

"I'm in Nulla Nulla, don't if you need directions someone will be there to direct ya. Alright well later."

That was it the last call out of a long line of calls inviting the Prime Minister, President, Head Walrus, or whatever, He didn't really know but it was time he showed some good old Brucian hospitality to his nation's neighbours.

All that Bruce had to get now was the meat, the salads, the barbque but most importantly there beer.

As Minister of Foreign Affairs, Sir Alec Connover felt obliged to head to the Free Land of Shielas and Bruces for their 'barbeque', it was also judged that his liver, was the most capable of keeping up with Prime Minister Bruce's drinking habits.

After RSVP'ing he booked on the next first class flight to Nulla Nulla.