South Lizasauria
08-12-2007, 10:02
OOC: The movie 300 was chosen ICly by the South Lizasaurian who wrote it because it was easy for them to slip in their political goals and messages into the lines and events.
Several Lesbanian GIs were shoved off a ledge by Lizasaur troops from South Lizasauria which resembled the scene in which Spartans shoved many Persians off a ledge. The cinematic scene switched to the scene of the movie where a Lesbanian officer's arm was blasted off. "Be afraid! South Lizasauria will burn to the ground! The thousand nations of the Lesbanian alliance descend upon you!!! Our air force will blot out the sun!" The South Lizasaurian soldier smirked defiantly and responded" Then we will snipe in the shade." The scene then switched to the parliamentary office where the Lesbanian messenger rudely demanded surrender. "The queen demands an offering of dirt and blood, choose your words wisely South Lizasaurian, for they maybe your last as field marshall" The field marshall who was the terran officer then pulled out an HK MP7 and aimed it at the messenger's head. "Madman! Your a madman! No man Gracian or South Lizasaurian threatens a messenger!" "You want dirt and blood? You'll find plenty of both down there..." You bring the army tags of fallen commanders to my center hall, you insult my XO (XO is female) and you threaten my people with oppression and death! Oh I've chose my words carefully Lesbanian, maybe you should have done the same!"*motions toward the balcony* THIS IS BLASHPEMY! [speaking out against the queen or any of her demands is considered blsasphemy] This is madness! Squealed the frightened messenger. Madness??? THIS IS SOUTH LIZASAURIA!!!!![message there being, "get off our land you evil Lesbanian imperialists]*kicks him off balcony along as his squad of weak protectors get gunned down by MPs and security* Later on the scene switched back to the battlefield. By South Lizasaurian law we will stand and fight! A new age has begun! An age of FREEDOM AND ALL WILL KNOW THAT 300 South Lizasaurians gave their last breath to defend it! South Lizasaurians! Tonight we bring them HELL! [political message to Lesbanians: stop censoring all things against the queen, stop practicing extraterritoriality, stop stamping out civil rights whereever the blue army bearing red stars goes, stop placing limits on what other nations can do to ovoid war with Lesbania and it's allies] GIVE UP NOTHING![South Lizasaurian citezens, do not surrender any land or rights to the Lesbanians menace.] BUT TAKE BACK FROM THEM EVERYTHING! [take back stolen lands brave South Lizasaurian soldiers]
That was just the trailer, the movie was alot more offensive. Days later (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=544816) the Lesbanian queen[just a title because she ruled with an iron fist, communists don't like royalty] was enraged by the film and ordered an invasion, on the day it occured war was declared.
Several Lesbanian GIs were shoved off a ledge by Lizasaur troops from South Lizasauria which resembled the scene in which Spartans shoved many Persians off a ledge. The cinematic scene switched to the scene of the movie where a Lesbanian officer's arm was blasted off. "Be afraid! South Lizasauria will burn to the ground! The thousand nations of the Lesbanian alliance descend upon you!!! Our air force will blot out the sun!" The South Lizasaurian soldier smirked defiantly and responded" Then we will snipe in the shade." The scene then switched to the parliamentary office where the Lesbanian messenger rudely demanded surrender. "The queen demands an offering of dirt and blood, choose your words wisely South Lizasaurian, for they maybe your last as field marshall" The field marshall who was the terran officer then pulled out an HK MP7 and aimed it at the messenger's head. "Madman! Your a madman! No man Gracian or South Lizasaurian threatens a messenger!" "You want dirt and blood? You'll find plenty of both down there..." You bring the army tags of fallen commanders to my center hall, you insult my XO (XO is female) and you threaten my people with oppression and death! Oh I've chose my words carefully Lesbanian, maybe you should have done the same!"*motions toward the balcony* THIS IS BLASHPEMY! [speaking out against the queen or any of her demands is considered blsasphemy] This is madness! Squealed the frightened messenger. Madness??? THIS IS SOUTH LIZASAURIA!!!!![message there being, "get off our land you evil Lesbanian imperialists]*kicks him off balcony along as his squad of weak protectors get gunned down by MPs and security* Later on the scene switched back to the battlefield. By South Lizasaurian law we will stand and fight! A new age has begun! An age of FREEDOM AND ALL WILL KNOW THAT 300 South Lizasaurians gave their last breath to defend it! South Lizasaurians! Tonight we bring them HELL! [political message to Lesbanians: stop censoring all things against the queen, stop practicing extraterritoriality, stop stamping out civil rights whereever the blue army bearing red stars goes, stop placing limits on what other nations can do to ovoid war with Lesbania and it's allies] GIVE UP NOTHING![South Lizasaurian citezens, do not surrender any land or rights to the Lesbanians menace.] BUT TAKE BACK FROM THEM EVERYTHING! [take back stolen lands brave South Lizasaurian soldiers]
That was just the trailer, the movie was alot more offensive. Days later (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=544816) the Lesbanian queen[just a title because she ruled with an iron fist, communists don't like royalty] was enraged by the film and ordered an invasion, on the day it occured war was declared.