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The UN Needs Money Today! Donate Now!

SilentScope003
08-12-2007, 01:19
In your nation's mailbox:

Dear [INSERT NAME HERE],

The holiday season is fast apporaching, and I am sure that your nation is gleefuly preparing for it. However, as you have fun, you must remember about those less fortunate who work tirelessly to help make the NationStates world what it is: The United Nations.

The United Nations has always been a firm promoter of the goal of international unity and has been a bastion of sanity, promoting new ideas and making the world a better place. You [may/may not] be a member of the UN, but its assitance has helped your [INSERT GOVERNMENT TYPE HERE] out, creating such things as the Eon Convention on Genocide, the International Red Cross, and everyone's favorite, the Passport Standarization Act.

However, the UN needs money to fund all its endevors and plans. The Compliance Minstery has to spend lots of time heading to every single nation to help ensure laws are in compliance with UN resolutions, and all those Committees need to be staffed.

The "UN Funding Act" however was roundly rejected by members of the UN, meaning the UN is always short of cash and requires more money to ensure that it can continue to operate and provide the same level of service as it always have.

Therefore, we ask that during your holiday season, that your nation please donate money to the United Nations. Thank you for your support.

Signed,
UNVision, the Offical Charity of the United Nations
Belkaros
08-12-2007, 01:37
In your nation's mailbox:

Dear [INSERT NAME HERE],

The holiday season is fast apporaching, and I am sure that your nation is gleefuly preparing for it. However, as you have fun, you must remember about those less fortunate who work tirelessly to help make the NationStates world what it is: The United Nations.

The United Nations has always been a firm promoter of the goal of international unity and has been a bastion of sanity, promoting new ideas and making the world a better place. You [may/may not] be a member of the UN, but its assitance has helped your [INSERT GOVERNMENT TYPE HERE] out, creating such things as the Eon Convention on Genocide, the International Red Cross, and everyone's favorite, the Passport Standarization Act.

However, the UN needs money to fund all its endevors and plans. The Compliance Minstery has to spend lots of time heading to every single nation to help ensure laws are in compliance with UN resolutions, and all those Committees need to be staffed.

The "UN Funding Act" however was roundly rejected by members of the UN, meaning the UN is always short of cash and requires more money to ensure that it can continue to operate and provide the same level of service as it always have.

Therefore, we ask that during your holiday season, that your nation please donate money to the United Nations. Thank you for your support.

Signed,
UNVision, the Offical Charity of the United Nations

Dear UNVision,
Though my Imperiums have ever joined your ranks, I recognize the need for humanitarian aid in the world. Considering how rare international charity is in Belkaros, and the fact that it is the holidays, I will donate 100,000,000 Belkan Credits to your cause. Remember this the next time you are considering sending a bunch of blue helmets to Belkaros, and never call me by my first name without my title again, baring the event of a Belkan UN membership or an alliance between our nations.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
IMPERATOR Gnaeus Mundus I
SilentScope003
12-12-2007, 06:55
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ShogunKhan
12-12-2007, 14:19
Dear SilentScope003,

The holiday season is fast apporaching, and I am sure that your nation is gleefuly preparing for it. However, as you have fun, you must remember about those less fortunate who work tirelessly to help make the NationStates world what it is: ShogunKhan.

ShogunKhan has always been a firm promoter of the goal of international unity and has been a bastion of sanity, promoting new ideas and making the world a better place. You may be a member of the UN, but ShogunKhan's assitance has helped your Democratic Socialists out, creating such things as the Way of the Warrior (Wawa), the Warriors of Wisdom (Wawis), The Obstacle Development Area (Obsdevar), the Warriors of Stealth (Wasts), and everyone's favorite, The Tarkhan Translation of the Book of The Righteous Warrior (TT of Botrwa).

However, ShogunKhan needs money to fund all its endevors and plans. The Grand Sensei Strategists have to spend lots of time heading to every single nation to help ensure traditions are in compliance with the Wawa, and all those Committees need to be staffed.

Declaring war just to gather currency however was roundly rejected by members of the UN, meaning ShogunKhan is always short of cash and requires more currency to ensure that it can continue to operate and provide the same level of service as it always has.

Therefore, we ask that during your holiday season, that your nation please donate money to ShogunKhan. Thank you for your support.

Signed,
Diplomat Korr, the Official Charity Receiver for The Empire of ShogunKhan