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Identification FOE (Friend or Foe) New System Available

Sarosia Pacific
21-11-2007, 17:01
Sarosia Pacific's world class team of defence engineers have developed a new variation of the NATO employed, cryptographic aircraft and vehicle electronic "interrogation" system, to distinguish allies from threats.

The problem with the current "hard-wired" system, is its inability to deviate from the original program and respond to the changing threats of tomorrow and the whims of despotic world leaders.

It is with great pleasure that we announce the new IFFDATISCRAP (Identification Friend-or-Foe Dynamically Alterable Interrogation System Cryptographic Alphabet Principle) system, which will allow you to decide, on a day-to-day whim, which nation, terrorist organistation or random individual, presents the security threat of the day.

Yes, with just the flick of a switch, change in public opinion or media smear campaign, the allies of yesterday/year can instantly become the new public enemy number one and your state-of-the-art missiles will home in on whichever target suits!

An optional "intrusive transmission" algorithm, also allows you to disrupt the peaceful signals of enemy aircraft, to make them appear as threats to their own country! What better way of dealing with an adversary's arsenal than to decieve them into shooting down their own aircraft?

This revolutionary system is also equipped with the most powerful image recognition camera ever developed, pre-loaded with an algorithm library, designed to respond to the threats of today.

For example: A medium range cruise missile could be loaded with the image of, say, a religious fanatic's costume and would seek out and destroy an individual wearing similar garb!

This revolutionary new system is available at the knock.down, once-in-a-lifetime price of ยง165,000,000 (Sarosian Gubbins).

*No production or alteration rights are available.
**The system will not be effective against any of Sarosia Pacific's Defence Forces.
Qooi
21-11-2007, 23:13
Finally a system for todays capricious goverments. Does it come in pink?