NationStates Jolt Archive

It was on... Miceland was to host the Baptism of Fire.

Miceland International Stadium was ready... the groups were being organised by Mouse FA.

18 teams coming would be coming from all over the world, for the chance to be crowned best new team, here they would be learning about the world of international football, and a glimpse of what it takes to deal with the big boys. Not that Miceland could be called a "Big boy" infact probably many of these teams after the BoF would very well provide a reasonable challenge for the Miceland team.

But so the list of teams where made, invitations sent, and all that was waiting now where the rosters, and the teams....


Spaam - Pink
Starblaydia - Starblaydi Purple
Ikoville - Magenta
Onimar - Light Blue
The Pazhujeb Islands - Silver
Scotchpinestan - Orange
Jey - Dark Green
Bumiroar - Yellow Green
New Morrisia - Cyan
Hopeless SC - Blue
Mallatarsland - Lime Green
Thundercliffe - White
Bergelland - Wheat
Merovis - Gray
Tuaim - Teal
95X - Black
Nire and Nire - Yellow
Alversia - Blood Red


OOC: TG's to all participating nations will be sent out soon. Please include a colo(u)r with your Roster, please keep the colours unique. There will be no style modifier (unlike WC or CoH events)

Also please include the following table in your Roster

If my opponent RP's first they can:
Choose my Scorers? Y/N
Injure my Players (to a reasonable limit)? Y/N
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Y/N
God Mod Scoring Events? Y/N
God Mod other Events? Y/N

Roster to come...

OOC: Invitation most definitely accepted: our colour is a particular shade of purple (#660099) known as Starblaydi Purple or RAWRCRUSH (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/RAWRCRUSH) Purple, a colour derived from the Starblaydi Orchid (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Starblaydi_Orchid). If it's a shape that's needed at any point, too, in this Cup of Shapes and Colours, then Starblaydia's will be the Diamond.

I Give My Opponent Permission
(and actively encourage them) To:
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Choose My Scorers
GodMod Any Goalscoring Events
Yellow Card Players
GodMod Other Events for Humorous Intent
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Notes:
1) Some players have wiki articles on them, and those are linked.

2) The best starting eleven are numbered 1-11 and are in bold

3) I actively encourage, nay nearly demand, that if you RP first you pick my scorers (if any).

4) Some players have NSwiki articles, and these are linked.

5) * Denotes female player, ^ denotes Dwarf (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Starblaydi_Dwarves) player.

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Starblaydia Back In The Kitchen
International heat? 'Bring it on!'

The Staff
BM. Betanii Marrones (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Betanii_Marrones)*, Head Coach, 45
48 Caps, 6 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Starblaydia_Under-21s))
Starblaydia's first female manager of the national team, Betanii was a highly skilled Centre-Back who went to three World Cups and made her name as the first-ever female captain of the World Cup side in Starblaydia's last campaign before their international hiatus (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Starblaydia%27s_international_football_hiatus) after World Cup 34. She's already coached Starblaydia's AOCAF side to a Quarter-Final in AOCAF 20.

AI. Apollina Iakovakis (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Apollina_Iakovakis)*, Assistant Coach, 40 - Indigenous World Cup Winner
23 Caps, 4 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
A competitive attacking midfielder in her playing days, Apollina won the Indigenous World Cup in her playing days alongside this team's captain, Izretar. She later went into coaching and led Starblaydia's Under-21s to third place finishes at both the inaugural Di Bradini Cup and International Justantina Cup.


The Goalkeepers
1. Fernando Rodriguez, GK, 26 - Corinthian Spirits
8 Caps, 0 Goals (7 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 Level)
Installed as the number-one goalie for the 20th AOCAF, young Fernando appears to be the golden boy of Starblaydi goalkeeping, preferred to the older Birgau, and younger Under-21 stalwart Nikolaidis. Somewhat of a confidence 'keeper, he has tended to either keep a clean sheet or concede a hatful.

12. Gergori Birgau, GK, 34 - Foxchester Raiders
1 Cap, 0 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
Experienced at club level, Gergori's one appearance came during the 20th AOCAF. A great cross-catcher and commander of his penalty area, but has a tendancy to let shots slip past his fingers.

19. Kostas Nikolaidis, GK, 23 - Hecia
Uncapped (10 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 Level)
Somewhat on/off in his goalkeeping skill from match to match, consistency is what Kostas needs in his future.


The Defenders
2. Milo Conigglia, R/CB, 24 - Basian Valley
2 Caps, 0 Goals (3 Caps, 1 Goal at Under-21 Level)
He's big, strong and athletic, and this seems to be the reason for his inclusion above Bazraltek, and the shock non-inclusion of Jae Chang-hwa in the squad. Ever willing to get forward and also to track back, Conigglia's drawback is his lack of experience and excess of haste.

3. Kalia Canildo*, LW/LB, 23 - Corinthian Spirits
1 Cap, 0 Goals (17 Caps, 3 Goals at Under-21 Level)
Perhaps surprisingly for a team with two women coaching, Kalia is the only female player selected for this tournament. Comfortable in both defensive and offensive roles on the left, she has, up until this tournament, been considered mostly as a left-winger, and her transition to defender will surely undergo much scrutiny.

5. Roque Bravo (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Roque_Bravo), CB, 26 - Tabeck FC
8 Caps, 0 Goals (7 Caps, 2 Goals at Under-21 Level)
A highly-skilled Captain of the Under-21s in the first Di Bradini Cup, Roque Bravo partnered Melciori at the 20th AOCAF and their combination of skill and power is a traditionally effective one in the Starblaydi defence. Certainly one to watch and perhaps a future Starblaydi Captain.

6. Claudio Melciori, CB, 29 - Iskara Daii
8 Caps, 0 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
Melciori is the Iskara Daii stalwart at the back who will provide the strength to balance Roque Bravo's touch. Partnered Bravo at the 20th AOCAF to the Quarter-Finals.

13. Ornvidar Bazraltek^, RB, 27 - Karak Ungor Chiefs
2 Caps, 0 Goals (7 Caps, 1 Goal at Under-21 Level)
One of three Dwarves in the side, Bazraltek is a solid Right-Back, of whom criticism says he doesn't get forward enough. This member of the Book-keeping Guild uses quick short-speed to block and crosses time and again.

14. Sebastian Brunner, CB, 23 - Hallad Reavers
Uncapped (17 Caps, 1 Goals at Under-21 Level)
Young and big and strong, Brunner went to three Under-21 tournaments as a Centre-Back and will be the man to take up the mantle in the centre of defence should Bravo or Melciori require resting or replacing.

20. Leandro Perheira, L/CB, 19 - Internashionale
Uncapped (8 Caps, 1 Goal at Under-21 Level)
Overtook Edmundo Rivolli in the running order for Left-Back spot with his Under-21 performances, but in turn has been superceeded by Canildo. Will be expected to come on in times of defensive need, but this may prove to be too much of a burden for the youngster, the grandson of Spruitland-based Left/Centre-back Oswald Perheira, who won 21 caps and AOCAF14 for Starblaydia.


The Midfielders
4. Lex Panarii (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Lex_Panarii), DM, 33 - Iskara Daii
7 Caps, 1 Goal (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
Were it not for Izretar, "Prof" Panarii would be the old warhorse of the team, the Iskara Daii captain is thirty-three years old and out to prove his ageist doubters wrong as the fulcrum in Starblaydia's midfield. With age comes experience, and he can read a game better than most around him. Reading comes naturally to him, too, when in his days as an amateur footballer he was a Professor of History.

7. Antonio Mora, RM, 24 - Iskara Daii
Uncapped (7 Caps, 2 Goals at Under-21 Level)
Included in the starting eleven over Petyrsen, Mora's youthful energy is thought to be the reason for his promotion above the comparatively veteran Pennies player.

8. Kili Izretar (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Kili_Izretar)^, Captain, C/AM, 41 - Karak Ungor Chiefs - Indigenous World Cup Winner
37 Caps, 15 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
He's the only player to have played before the hiatus (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Starblaydia's_international_football_hiatus), in fact the Dwarf scored Starblaydia's last ever World Cup goal against Squornshelous in WC34. Kili is most well-known for his instinctive 'no-look' passing, and he welds any midfield together with his passing and movement abilities. He also has a keen eye for goal, as 15 international goals proves - making him a member of the elite 'Rapaii 15' goalscoring club. The best and most obvious choice for Captain.

11. Christophe Proviia, LM, 28 - Vecchio Victors
8 Caps, 1 Goal (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
A fairly predicatble choice for the left-midfield spot, Proviia is simply the best man on the left in the nation. Though he doesn't get forward all the time, the presence of Canildo as a left-wing-back to overlap him should provide all the width Starblaydia require.

15. Jaime Gomes, R/CM, 21 - Corinthian Spirits
Uncapped (14 Caps, 2 Goals at Under-21 Level)
Behind the less-experienced Mora, Gomes' Under-21 performances have placed him even above veteran Peytersen in the pecking order. Solid, if preferring to come inside rather than hug the touchline.

16. Joseph Shakirii, AM, 25 - FC Farça
3 Caps, 0 Goals (7 Caps, 3 Goals at Under-21 Level)
Thought to be the next man to replace Izretar in the Number-Eight shirt, Farça's Shakirii has talent and tricks in abundance.

21. Victor Peytrsen, R/AM, 32 - Penningworth United
8 Caps, 0 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
Solid going forward and with a good touch, missing the sixth penalty kick in the AOCAF Quarter-Final shoot-out, thereby cracking under presure, is thought to be the main reason for his demotion to substitute.

22. Alfonso Di Angelo (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Alfonso_Di_Angelo), A/DM, 20 - Iskara Daii
Uncapped (11 Caps, 9 Goals at Under-21 Level)
Somewhat of an Under-21 sensation, the high-scoring talents of Di Angelo were used in a forward-minded role, and Marrones is not short of attacking midfielders in this squad. Di Angelo may be restricted to the holding midfield berth, in what is surely a waste of his talents.


The Forwards
9. Stefan Hinkkonen (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Stefan_Hinkonnen), CF, 23 - Widdrington Wolves
5 Caps, 2 Goals (17 Caps, 13 Goals at Under-21 Level)
is a large and powerful Starblaydi forward, who echoes Eomer Hall (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Eomer_Hall) and Johan Keifner (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Johan_Keifner) in his physical build and style of play. He has played in three Under-21 tournaments and as a substitute in the 20th AOCAF. He's a big man, and he takes some stopping.

10. Tarquin Fullbright (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Tarquin_Fullbright), SC, 25 - Montepool Waves
8 Caps, 5 Goals (7 Caps, 8 Goals at Under-21 Level)
A striker of Starblaydi-Britannican descent, Fullbright made it onto the Under-21s Top Ten All-Time goalscorers' list in just seven matches at the 1st Di Bradini Cup. He was selected two years later by Betanii Marrones for the 20th AOCAF as a starting striker and top-scored again with five goals in his eight matches as a Starblaydia made it to the Quarter-Finals. He is surely Starblaydia's next great striker, the best of the modern generation.

17. Takis Domozis, SC, 32 - Tournetas
8 Caps, 2 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
A good, intelligent all-round striker, who has been panned for his lack of any blistering pace, but two goals in the 20th AOCAF don't come to the talentless.

18. Lii Chong-sun, SC, 22 - Internashionale
1 Cap, 0 Goals (14 Caps, 4 Goals at Under-21 Level)
A diminutive striker from the Hantown of Corinth, young Lii has a reputable Under-21 goal-scoring record and looks to improve his reputation at every opportunity.

23. Durval Marbek^, SC, 29 - Karak Ungor Chiefs
3 Caps, 0 Goals (Uncapped at Under-21 Level)
The last man/dwarf to be picked, and though he's the least-likely striker to play, he provides a different, if much shorter, dimension to Starblaydia's forward play. Very direct, very powerful, very fast.


The Formation
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Home And Away Kits:
Kits created by:
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President Nire formally accepts the invitation to attend Baptism of Fire, the squad list and colour of the Disputed Territories will be posted within 24 hours

President Mallatar accepts the invitation and is pressganging a team together. Rosters and colours will be presented as soon as the players wake up and give their names.

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On behalf of Emperor Drew Domz (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Drew Domz), Universitus University (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Universitus), the Tildes Skills School (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Tildes Skills School) at Universitus, and The Allied Empire of Jey (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Jey), we gladly accept the invitation to participate in the Baptism of Fire.

Our color will be Universitus Green: (#006633). (Dark Green)

Our roster will consist of the finest graduates of the Hoya Tildes Skills School College of Soccer. Final cuts will be conducted soon.

Respectfully,
Dr. Ave Sorrere, M.D.
President of The Tildes Skills School at Universitus

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Alversia accepts the invitation and chooses Blood Red as it's colour

Rest of the roster coming when I have time.

Formation
1-2-4-2-1

Goalkeeper
Thomas Smith (Illesia City Bison)
Age: 29 Caps: 71 Goals Conceeded: 34
Alversia's starting and most elite keeper, he has helped the Illesia City Bison to two consecutive titles thanks to his acrobatic skill and lightning reflexes

Sweeper
Michael Reynolds(Illesia City Bison)
Age: 18 Caps: 15 Goals Scored: 0
Despite being young enough to play in the youth ranks, Reynolds has proven his skill and determination in both the national league and the recent Di Brandini Cup. He possesses a persistant and stubborn streak that results in him being impossible to lose once he is on you.

We gladly accept the invitation.
The roster will be posted here within 24 hours.

OOC: My color is blue.

If my opponent RP's first they can:
Choose my Scorers? Y
Injure my Players (to a reasonable limit)? Y
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Y (just don’t red card more than one in a match)
God Mod Scoring Events? N
God Mod other Events? N


IC:


President Johnson: My fellow Hoplessians. Unlike previous times when I’ve come before you, I will not be speaking for very long today. Instead, I have a couple of announcements to make and then I will turn the microphone over to the people I’m going to introduce to continue this press conference.

First off, the logo you see behind me is the logo that will be on the jerseys of our boys as they go out into the world to take on the best soccer players the world has to throw at us.

Secondly, it gives me great honor to announce the first administrator of the National Soccer Academy, Mr. Brian Peterson, former mayor of Goal City.

(Peterson stands and shakes the President’s hand before sitting back down as the collected reporters and media applaud politely)

Some of you who are well versed in the history of the World Cup may recognize the other person on the platform this afternoon. He scored almost half of his team’s goals in World Cup play before his nation mysteriously disappeared after World Cup 29. He captained his team to a qualifying position three times, getting as far as the second round. It gives me great pleasure to announce the Head Coach of our national soccer team, Mr. Thomas Larson.

(a louder round of applause breaks out as some surprised murmurs spread through the room, while Larson stands and shakes the President’s hand)

Peterson: Thank you, Mr. President for those warm words of welcome. As the President told you, I’ve been the mayor of Goal City since it’s inception. In my time, we’ve grown faster than any other city in our great, hopeless nation. I intend to guide your young boys into a international soccer power quickly. Working with Thomas, I hope to have our boys threatening to qualify within three World Cups

(the crowd applauds enthusiastically)

We’ve already been working with some of your young boys and choosing the most promising of them to participate in the upcoming Baptism of Fire tournament for teams new to international soccer action, like our own, to give us some experience before World Cup 38 begins.

The most promising of your boys wait backstage to be introduced as the national team for the upcoming tournaments. Expect to see a fair amount of turnover during these first few tournaments as we strive to find the way to be the most competitive on the world stage.

At this time, I invite our Head Coach, Thomas Larson to join me here at the microphone to explain our initial strategy before taking some questions.

Larson: Thank you, Brian. I’m honored to be the first person from my nation chosen to serve as the Head Coach of a national team. I’ll strive to serve both the memory of my old nation and all of you in the nation of Hopeless SC, well.

I have had success in leadership roles in the past, as I captained my national team back in my playing days. I ask all of you to be patient, however, as there inevitably will be growing pains as we figure out how to bring the World Cup home to Hopeless SC. We’re probably going to struggle for our first couple World Cup appearances, but I intend to quickly show the world that they cannot afford to take this young team lightly.

It is highly unlikely that we’ll light up the scoreboard, so expect a lot of defensive slugfests in our first couple World Cups until our forwards figure out how to beat the world-class keepers they’ll be facing.

We’re a young team, and we’re bound to make some dumb mistakes…that’s part of the learning curve. We’ll learn from our mistakes and move forward.

It’s said that you learn more from losing than you do from winning. I’m going to be honest with you—expect that we’ll be doing a lot of learning in these first couple of Cups.

Any questions?

Random Reporter #1: What style of play will you be using?

Larson: We’ll be playing a 6-3-1 to start with. We’ll adjust as necessary.

Random Reporter #2: That’s an awfully defensive formation for somebody so famous for scoring. How much do you really know about playing defense?

Larson: Quite a bit. Since my playing days ended I’ve been spending most of my time watching the game, learning as much as I could for a day such as this.

Random Reporter #3: Mr. Peterson, how were the players accepted into the Academy chosen?

Peterson: We had open try-outs that we advertised in every newspaper in the country a week in advance. The players were accepted or encouraged to pursue other life goals after two rigorous days, with all players under a vow of secrecy as to who we were in charge.

Random Reporter #1: Where do the players on the team come from?

Peterson: We have players from every corner of our great nation on the team.

Random Reporter #3: Won’t that create chemistry problems? How do you intend to help the players bond in time to have success in the Baptism of Fire?

Larson: Chemistry is always a question on national teams. Every World Cup there are new faces on every roster, even the long-time veterans. We’re no different, or course. The players in the Academy sleep in university-style dormitories where they have the evenings to relax and get to know each other better. We also have team building exercises twice a week.

Random Reporter #4: What are your goals for World Cup 38?

Larson: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. First we have the Baptism of Fire to play, then we can discuss goals for the World Cup. That way, we’ll have had a chance to see how our boys stand up against other teams from around the world, even if they are as inexperienced as our own.

Peterson: You’ll have more time to ask questions in later press conferences, but now it’s time to reveal our national team and the rest of the coaching staff.

(applause rings through the room from those not furiously scribbling on notepads)

Peterson: First off, we have the rest of the coaching staff, who will help our boys play their best. Assistant Coach, Greg Miller, Trainer, Sarah Armstrong, and our Goalkeeping Coach, Andrew Stoll.

(each steps forward and waves as their name is called)

Larson: Our goalkeepers, who will have the difficult task of keeping the opposition off the scoreboard. Radar Green and Arthur Park.

(applause as they step forward and wave before step back in line)

Peterson: The wingbacks, who will try to keep too many crosses from finding their way to the middle of the field in front. Brad Marshall, Mark Field, and one of the old men on the team, Tom Allen.

(laughter and applause as they step forward, Allen semi-subtlely giving Peterson the one-finger salute)

Larson: Our central defenders, who will try to keep too many good shots from being blasted at our goalkeepers. John Anderson, Tim Paulson, Matt Walker, Chad Carter, Adam Brown, and Jamie Wingers.

(applause as they step forward and wave)

Peterson: The wings, who may not taste good, but they’ll try to keep the ball moving forward towards the opposing net. Kyle Williams, Antonio Hall, and Bob Johnstone.

(applause and more laughter as the wings step forward holding up chicken wings)

Larson: Our inner midfielders, who may be the most underrated position on the field. Wally Milton and Larry Marks.

(applause as they step forward and wave)

Peterson: And last but not least, the people you pay to see provide most of the celebrations, our forwards. Team grandfather, Alan Bell, and Paul Corner.

(riotous laughter and applause as Bell comes out with a cane and pretends to hit Peterson over the head with it before Corner hands him a pair of glasses)

Larson: Our starting line-up to start off with is: Green, Marshall, Field, Anderson, Paulson, Walker, Carter, Williams, Hall, Milton, and Bell.

(thunderous applause and whistles)

President Johnson: Thank you all for coming out today. Best of luck to our boys as they seek to do our nation proud. On to the Baptism of Fire Championship!

(cheers and whistles as everyone on the podium makes their way offstage)



And to recap, here’s the roster (with ages):


Soccer Academy Administrator: Brian Peterson, 61
National Team Head Coach: Thomas Larson, 70
National Team Assistant Coach: Greg Miller, 51
Trainer: Sarah Armstrong, 42
Goalkeeping Coach: Andrew Stoll, 49

GK: Radar Green, 18*
GK: Arthur Park, 16
WB: Brad Marshall, 17*
WB: Mark Field, 19*
WB: Tom Allen, 26
CD: John Anderson, 20*
CD: Tim Paulson, 19*
CD: Matt Walker, 19*
CD: Chad Carter, 21*
CD: Adam Brown, 18
CD: Jamie Winters, 17
W: Kyle Williams, 23*
W: Antonio Hall, 18*
W: Bob Johnstone, 25
IM: Wally Milton, 20*
IM: Larry Marks, 17
F: Alan Bell, 28*
F: Paul Corner, 24

*-starters

Hopeless SC obviously accepts the invite and will post an RP/Roster later once I get it written.

Which reminds me...

Please don't post your actual entry in Miceland for now, You can enter Miceland after I have done the draw.

President Nire today announced that the Disputed Territories would be playing in a yellow and black striped shirt representing the Territory of Nire and its alternative strip will be a black and yellow striped shirt representing the Territory of Nire

Nire and Nire Team Announced
1 GK Tim Bront (Efet City)
2 LB Junior Malo (Kartik)
3 CB Jus Intior (Efet Tigers)
4 CB Hnio Intior (Efet Tigers)
5 RB Huio Nert (Sentu Warriors)
6 LM Tony Rimarom (Mantu)
7 CM Tim Youh (Sentu Warriors)
8 CM Cest Wonder (Jhat)
9 RM Cro Minia (Mantu)
10 ST El Commando Nire (Kitse)
11 ST Youn Grand (Efet Tigers)
12 GK S.B. (Sentu United)
13 GK Kindur Grewn (Sentu Warriors)
14 D Olmar Hans (Kitse)
15 D S. Lide (Mantu)
16 D Surry Guryinwer (Sentu United)
17 D Alberto Humisor (Efet City)
18 M Kyurio Matasutio (Efet Tigers)
19 M Raghit Hammed (Mantu)
20 M John Roderiquez Manot Huns Intiole Berket (Kitse)
21 M Cooker Veryou (Jhat)
22 S Juan Rello (Sentu United)
23 S Prontio Maximus (Sentu United)

President Nire has been included in the first team by to be coached by Lexit Sohot
If my opponent RP's first they can:
Choose my Scorers? Yes
Injure my Players (to a reasonable limit)? No
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Yes
God Mod Scoring Events? Yes
God Mod other Events? Yes

The starting line up is numbers 1-11

A relatively short-haul flight from Jhanna International Airport to Miceland was always a good chance to catch up on your reading, and for Starblaydi midfielder Lex Panarii (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Lex_Panarii) it was no different. The whole team was being flown by Starblaydi Airlines in a publicity stunt that Starblaydia had not seen for.. well, since World Cup 34 when their team had jetted off for Ariddia. Lex had been nineteen at the time, and combined reading for a History degree with playing for Iskara Daii's youth and reserve team. When international football in the nation folded, Lex put his football into purely amateur status and concentrated on becoming a History teacher, before moving on to a professorship at Jhanna's University. As it turned out, he found that he longed for his football and, with his light teaching schedule, he could train and play at a high level. Eventually football had overtaken History and Lex was playing professionally for Iskara Daii, Starblaydia's most-famous club, one of the greatest clubs in the history of the world.

The reading he was catching up on, though, was far older than any Starblaydi sporting acheivement. Originally written over two thousand years earlier, the Sjatolkiair (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Sjatolkiair) was perhaps Starblaydia's greatest cultural legacy, a series of epic poems about the creation and nature of the universe, according to the ancient peoples who inhabited Starblaydia. It was fascinating stuff, and Lex was making notes on a pad of paper, rather than spoil the margins of so many books as he had done so before.

The first page of the pad was littered with good-luck messages from his Unversity team. The Praetoran University of Jhanna, where he taught, had a fairly decent football team (which had been made more decent when he began coaching them) and the copy of the Sjatolkiair, along with the pad and expensive pen, had been gifts from his them by way of a parting 'good luck' gesture. They didn't know it was his birthday soon, but as gifts of any sort went this was a fine selection, and he was enjoying them very much.

The team he was on the flight with, though, were the Starblaydia national football team, all hyped-up for a Baptism of Fire appearance in the run-up to being back in the World Cup. Many of this team had been together for the Quarter-Final run in the 20th AOCAF, and through as many as three Under-21 tournaments to boot: they had more experience than pretty much any of their possible opponents, they had a Manager who had captained her - their - country in the World Cup Finals themselves, and they had Kili. In the wide First Class seats the veteran Dwarf's stout frame fitted perfectly, and Lex's mind strayed back to his book, thinking of the passage detailing the creation of the Dwarves: Kili Izretar really could be descended from creatures that were created from the soil and stone and given a flame of life to burn inside them by some great overriding God called 'Ehud'. Some people turn to the Christian Bible for their creation story, but no-one really seemed to turn to the Sjatolkiair for theirs. Lex paused to dwell on that fact for the moment. The Daii, ancient warriors and chivalric nobles, had taken their ideals from these poems; for them they were the truth. They had formed the Fam'dai 'religion' based on the teachings of this book, and a fair percentage of the Starblaydi population claimed to follow their code. He wondered if the Sjartolkiair should be taught in schools, and what that might mean for a nation largely made up of atheists and agnostics, would a national religion take hold over the coming generations or would it simply be a historical study into the perceptions of human nature-

"Kili," somebody yelled, breaking Lex's runaway stream of consciousness, "who we gonna beat?"

"Everybody," Kill said without looking up, "ya great eejit."

"Are we gonna beat Spaam?" The same voice yelled.

"Yeah!" Came the chorus of other players. Lex knew the schedule had not even been released yet, but that didn't stop the rest of the team.

"Are we gonna beat Ninety-five-ex?" Lex turned to see it was Roque Bravo, the vocal defender, who's voice was asking the questions and leading the cheers.

"Yeah!" Once again the rest of the plane answered him. Lex smiled.

"Are we gonna beat Jey?" Bravo yelled again.

"Yeah!" Even Lex joined in this time.

"Who are we gonna beat?" Bravo's final question.

"Everybody!" Came the vehement answer from the entire cabin.

"Ya great eejit!" Lex called out, which provoked much laughter, and a pat on his head from Alfonso Di Angelo, who sat behind him. Lex, for the first time in the flight, felt a true togetherness amongst the team. Togetherness, spirit, burning as one... Lex turned his eyes back to the book, perhaps there was some truth its observations.

Mallatarsland Team

Our Colour is Dark Green

GK Bill Bixby
LB Jason Kirkpatrick
CB Will Ontong
CB Randy Gityus
RB Hank Jodford
LM Pete Black
CM Harry Stottle
RM John Barnsley
LW Frank Hinley
RW Hent Grugken
CF Lance Clarke

Substitutes
GK Carl Cook
D Oliver Target
D Dan Brown
D Kenny Knight
M Hans Gruber
M Corry Gunsheild
S Juan Argie
S Leif Eriksson

Coach - Sepp Blanter.


If my opponent RP's first they can:
Choose my Scorers? Y
Injure my Players (to a reasonable limit)? Y
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Y
God Mod Scoring Events? N
God Mod other Events? N

Mallatarsland Team

Our Colour is Dark Green

GK Bill Bixby
LB Jason Kirkpatrick
CB Will Ontong
CB Randy Gityus
RB Hank Jodford
LM Pete Black
CM Harry Stottle
RM John Barnsley
LW Frank Hinley
RW Hent Grugken
CF Lance Clarke

Substitutes
GK Carl Cook
D Oliver Target
D Dan Brown
D Kenny Knight
M Hans Gruber
M Corry Gunsheild
S Juan Argie
S Leif Eriksson

Coach - Sepp Blanter.


If my opponent RP's first they can:
Choose my Scorers? Y
Injure my Players (to a reasonable limit)? Y
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Y
God Mod Scoring Events? N
God Mod other Events? N

Sorry - That colour has already been chosen, please choose another.

Our second colour is Lime Green

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Dateline, Swansea – In a press conference today the president of The Football Association of Bergelland, Angela Swan, has announced the very first Bergian National Team roster, to be coached by Swansea United’s four times national champion coach, 26-year old Dawn Richards.
Of the 23 players summoned, 11 are male and the remaining 12 are female players, all of them from the FA Premier League. Swansea United and Swindon City had the most numbers of players summoned, including 18-year old star, Nicole King, considered a key player and designated captain of the team. According to Richards, she has chosen King as the captain for her “outstanding strategic thinking on the pitch and unbelievable maturity outside”.
The Bergian team is probably the youngest team playing on the XXV Baptism of Fire, with an average player age of 19.6 years, however, unlike most people would think, they are not at all inexperienced. Most players in the roster have been playing into the youth leagues since they were 10 or 11.


Bergelland National Football Team
Coach: Angela Swan
Colour: Bergian Blue (#0A51A1)
Uniform Colours: (http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3285/nationalteambofkitspl0.jpg)Red and White (Home) / Blue and White (Away)
Roster
Starting
GK – 1 Scott Barnsley (Swansea United) – M – Age: 21
LB – 2 John Chicklis (Swindon City) – M – Age: 24
CB – 3 Rob Phoenix (Swindon City) – M – Age: 23
RB – 4 James Smithers (Wolfshampton) – M – Age: 24
LMB – 5 Katherine Travers (Christham United) – F – Age: 19
RMB – 6 Evey Levine (Crossham City) – F – Age: 21
LM – 7 Kirsten Dunningham (Burlington) – F – Age: 17
CM – 8 Nicole King (Swansea United) (C) + – F – Age: 18
RM – 9 Jennifer Peacham (Swansea United) – F – Age: 17
ST – 10 Kayleigh Dunham (Glastonbury) + – F – Age: 16
ST – 11 Alex Turner (Swindon City) + – M – Age: 22

Replacements
GK – 12 Michael Flanaham (Burlington) – M – Age: 21
GK – 23 William Thatcher (Pilton) – M – Age: 18
DF – 13 Andrew Ross (Swindon City) – M – Age: 22
DF – 14 Thomas Cook (Southlands United) – M – Age: 17
DF – 15 David Spade (Southlands United) – M – Age: 18
MF – 16 Karen Wade (Swindon City) – F – Age: 17
MF – 17 Carolyn Miller (Swansea United) + – F – Age: 17
MF – 18 Matthew Buckner (Glastonbury) – M – Age: 19
MF – 19 Megan Wilson (Burlington) – F – Age: 25
MF – 20 Kathleen Clark (Pilton) – F – Age: 23
ST – 21 Rachel Levine (Culham City) + – F – Age: 17
ST – 22 Emily Watson (Foxham United) + – F – Age: 16

OOC:
Players marked with an “+” are the ones more likely to score; M = Male / F= Female

If my opponent RP's first they can:
Choose my Scorers? Yes
Injure my Players (to a reasonable limit)? Yes
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Yes
God Mod Scoring Events? Yes
God Mod other Events? Yes

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The Universitus TSS Prefects
Jevian Representatives to the 25th Baptism of Fire

With great pleasure, I am ready to announce the official roster list of the Jevian Representatives to the 25th installment of the Baptism of Fire:

Staff


Head Coach: Dr. Alimari DelMardo, M.D.: Head Coach of the Universitus Prefects - Soccer Division, Dean of the Hoya TSS College of Soccer, Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 3989, Representing Jey in international play for the 25th occurrence.
Assistant Coach: Richardo Mezlin: Member of the Universitus TSS Hoya College Faculty, Dean of Training of the Hoya TSS College of Soccer, Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4002, Representing Jey in international play for the 10th occurrence.
Head Trainer: Florins Eruviel: Member of the Universitus TSS Hoya College Faculty, Head Trainer of the Hoya TSS College of Soccer, Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4007, Representing Jey in international play for the 14th occurrence.

Starters


GK: Sert Bolorg (C) (Domz City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4100, Top Jevian Prospect (4099), Recipient of Jevian Soccer Award (4110)
LB: Jar FeLoffe (Domz City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4107, Top Jevian Prospect (4106)
CB: Nome Dekktar (Calix City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4117
CB: Edibaler O'thones (Darlough): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4122, Top Jevian Prospect (4121)
RB: Derton Margonivich (Hul): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4132, Recipient of Jevian Soccer Award (4142)
LM: Jonson Tol (Zyzz City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4102, Top Jevian Prospect (4101), Recipient of Jevian Soccer Award (4112)
CM: Easton Warrens (Koat City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4099, Top Jevian Prospect (4098)
RM: Franek Gerblin (Domz City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4092, Recipient of Jevian Soccer Award (4102)
LW: Youvitil Dolorence (Grats): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4141, Top Jevian Prospect (4140), Recipient of Jevian Soccer Award (4151)
RW: Zhen Swen (Das Pass): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4112, Top Jevian Prospect (4111)
CF: Olopimo Farchoze (Darlough): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4119

Backups

GK: Williams Compulson (Das Pass): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4110, Recipient of Jevian Soccer Award (4120)
GK: Adams Treiner (Tarsche City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4117
D: Machias Dulton (Zyzz City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4119
D: Bordil Turlfol (Calix City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4100
D: Erayne Tsriderson (Domz City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4112
MF: Procolin Ert (Domz City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4120, Top Jevian Prospect (4119)
MF: Olin Baynes (Darlough): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4121, Top Jevian Prospect (4120)
MF: Qal Mandarol (Fier): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4113
W: Isethe Cavar (Ul): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4119
W: Larse Jelton (Domz City): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4115, Top Jevian Prospect (4114)
CF: Padoll Koupin (Das Pass): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4109
CF: Nombin Daftol (Alen): Hoya TSS College of Soccer Entry Class of 4111


Respectfully,
Dr. Ave Sorrere, M.D.
President of The Tildes Skills School at Universitus

In accordance with:

The Universitus TSS World Cup Selection Committee,
The Trustees of Universitus University,
The Government and Emperor of The Allied Empire of Jey

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If my opponent RP's first they can:
Choose my Scorers? Yes
Injure my Players (to a reasonable limit)? Yes
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Yes
God Mod Scoring Events? Yes
God Mod other Events? Yes

Group Triangle

Hopeless SC
Ikoville
Spaam
Thundercliffe
Tuaim
Bergelland

Group Circle

Alversia
Starblaydia
Bumiroar
Merovis
Jey
Mallatarsland

Group Square

95X
The Pazhujeb Islands
Nire and Nire
Scotchpinestan
New Morrisia
Onimar

Fixtures
MD1:
1 vs. 5
2 vs. 4
3 vs. 6

MD2:
2 vs. 3
4 vs. 1
6 vs. 5

MD3:
2 vs. 1
5 vs. 3
4 vs. 6

MD4:
5 vs. 2
3 vs. 4
6 vs. 1

MD5:
1 vs. 3
4 vs. 5
2 vs. 6

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As the plane carrying the Starblaydi national team flew into Miceland International Airport and landed, apart from suddenly becoming smaller there wasn't any change to them physically, however with their new found size, appropriately scaled to the size of mice, they'd find it was easy, and perhaps very much deceptive to believe that infact nothing had changed at all.

They had arrived at customs and where asked to seperate into 2 groups, the players and support staff. The support staff where quickly and easily whisked through customs finding anything that was illegal in Miceland had suddenly turned into lettuces, or if they were weapons, where changed so that only the illusion of the weapon was there. All these things would return to normal should they leave Miceland.

The actually players however were taken a different route, they were asked to walk down this corridor, up ahead was the other side of the customs. However as each player walked through, they started to be transformed into something else. They turned into Starblaydi Purple Geometric Cylinders, almost as if a 3D training scene had been set up in Real Life.

Eventually all the team had been transformed and were waiting on the other side of cutoms with the support crew. This would happen with all the teams, they would be transfered in 3D geometric prisms of their group shape, Triangular prisms for Group Triangle, Cylinders for Group Circle and recangular prisms for Group Square. Despite in the height of each prism (Which corresponded to the height of each player) there was nothing at all that could visually seperate the players.

However, this was very short lasting 5 minutes later, all the players would return to their original form, the only difference that they would find that in their belongings a mysterious circle shape with their colour.

All Teams have a "shape" that is their colour listed on the OP, which is in the shape of the group they are in

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THE IVY GATE OF UNIVERSITUS, UNIVERSITUS CITY A jubilant parade outside of the Ivy Gate (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Universitus#The_Ivy_Gate) concludes the Universitus World Cup Celebration ceremonies today, as the staff and players exit the campus of Universitus to begin their first representation of The Allied Empire of Jey outside immediate regional matches. The first stop is in the Baptism of Fire, and all of Jey has high hopes for their athletic prodigies from the Tildes Skills School of Universitus.

Head Coach Dr. Alimari DelMardo, a long-time member of the TSS faculty, has nothing to say but great praise for his new students, "These young men and women were chosen from literally millions of applicants to join the Tildes Skills School family. They have endured the most intense training imaginable by the standards of Jey, and are considered the epitome of soccer athletes in our nation. These candidates are surely prepared to take Jey to the top of the Baptism of Fire and propel our rookie nation into the high levels of the World Cup."

Team Captain Sert Bolorg, maintaining the aggressive persona that has made him a household name in Jey, commented "not a single team in this tournament scares me. The rest of Group Circle doesn't stand a chance against the proven methods of the Tildes Skills School. We will dominate Mallatarsland. We will dominate Alversia. We will dominate Starblaydia. And we will enjoy the ride."

Whatever the true outcome of the Baptism of Fire, watching these talented athletes leave the Main Campus of Universitus surely ignited a sense of pride for all those who had the opportunity to witness the celebration. From all of Universitus, the State of Domz, and the Allied Empire of Jey, we wish our select competitors the best of luck.

Rali Maltha is writer for the Daily Universian, the first news source for all Universians (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Universitus#Universians).

The Empire of Onimar accepts the invintation and its colors will be: Home- Light brown with a gold stripe. Away- White with a blue stripe.
Roster will be up in the morning.
Crap, sorry its late

Daily Scroll: Football Section

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Following their unsettling, disconcerting, and rather unshapely arrival in Miceland, the Purple Sea Urchins of the Pazhujeb Islands are settling down and preparing for their match. Coach Jaime Oberlander was not taking questions, but he appeared excited and energetic.

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Despite Mr. Oberlander's silence, the squad that has been brought to Miceland has been leaked, and, as expected, it is the same extremely young team that participated in the Di Bradini cup a short while ago. Having slipped to a fourth place finish in the latter tournament after having rampaged through the group phase, the Urchins will be itching for something better.

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Below is the aforementioned squad.

Starters

#1 - Goalkeeper - Vekaj Amutarrad - 21 yrs old - LL Lammachi
#5 - Defender - Huvem Tushambanda - 16 yrs old - Zhevassi LL
#2 - Defender - Redhe Lissama - 21 yrs old - LL Lammachi *captain
#8 - Defender - Semhar Idarha - 22 yrs old - LL Urajbina
#9 - Defender - Mahmudanam Rha - 20 yrs old - Rujananja Bears
#10 - Defensive Mid - Shipuchan Parokshara - 19 yrs old - Zhevassi LL
#7 - Midfielder - Qabe Oujadda - 16 yrs old - Urajbina Rovers
#4 - Midfielder - Vuharana Quridheru - 19 yrs old - Kuratmad Angels
#11 - Attacking Mid - Xussanikara Ghur - 21 yrs old - Juvapanam LL
#6 - Striker - Pav Panithaj - 17 yrs old - Juvapanam LL
#3 - Striker - Chaya Vuhumkara - 16 yrs old - Kuratmad Angels

Substitutes

#20 - Goalkeeper - Pazhuj Yivashaktim - 21 yrs old - Urajbina Rovers
#12 - Defender - Jirassam Lethija - 20 yrs old - Zhevassi LL
#15 - Defender - Khaled Vhumadara - 21 yrs old - Juvapanam LL
#17 - Defender - Rhayasat Mhenipda - 16 yrs old - LL Lammachi
#19 - Defender - Muwadasiwar Yet Pighanija - 16 yrs old - Zhevassi LL
#22 - Defender - Awabad Jhavaraja - 21 yrs old - K'arasi
#13 - Midfielder - Ioya Oovi - 16 yrs old - Therakham LL
#16 - Midfielder - Qamad Lirram - 20 yrs old - Rujananja Bears
#18 - Midfielder - Livam Uvar - 17 yrs old - Rujananja Chargers
#23 - Midfielder - Fidesta Qiva - 17 yrs old - Zhevassi LL
#14 - Striker - Herodotusam Guvidhipa - 20 yrs old - LL Lammachi
#21 - Striker - Uimar Chussadir - 18 yrs old - Therakham LL

OOC:

If it isn't too close to Starblaydia's, can I have #800080 (standard web purple)? If that's too close then black is one of our official national colors too (#000000).

If my opponent RP's first they can:

Choose my Scorers? Yes
Injure my Players? Yes
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Yes
God Mod Scoring Events? Yes
God Mod other Events? Yes

I'm game for literally anything, especially anything ridiculing my ridiculous ongoing cockroach RPs.

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Starblaydia Are Ready!
Back on the biggest stage

It's plain to see on the streets of Starblaydia that Baptism of Fire fever has hit the country. From every pub their flies a flag and an advertisement to 'Watch the Big Matches - Live!' with a marketing designer's nightmare of more footballs and flames than the eye can comprehend. There's just one message to every football follower in the entire world: Starblaydia are back.

The team, the nation that's famous for... well, playing in purple! Don't forget the two World Cup championships, though, nor the record five Atlantian Oceania Cup of Association Football (AOCAF) titles they've won, add to that the Olympic Gold medallists, Under-21 Champions and a host of other footballing awards, one has to wonder: why the hell are they in a Baptism of Fire?

Starblaydia never played in a pre-World Cup warm-up for débutantes, even though the practise started four years before they applied for entry in World Cup 15's qualifiers, the information simply wasn't available to the SFA at the time - no-one knew the thing even existed. Such a sad state of administrative affairs existed back then, ninety years ago, that in the time since the SFA has been at the cutting edge of information distribution and new entrant's aid. Simeone Di Bradini and Giovanni Lopez, Presidents of the World Cup Committee, handled the drive for education and information, the SFA, along with their Druidan partners, boosted the level of information on the twentieth World Cup to a level not seen before. Indeed, the current sign-up process for national football associations is prefaced by a passage written by the SFA: in their ninety years of participation they've strived to give others what they never had: a chance.

Now, however, the chance has come - appropriately enough, judging by the group draw - full circle, and the opportunity to appear in a Baptism of Fire has come back to Starblaydia, exactly ninety-two years since it first escaped them.

And they intend to seize it firmly with both hands.

Even starting from scratch, Starblaydia can be counted among the favourites for the Baptism of Fire Championship - their institutional experience, if nothing else, counts for something here, surely. Matches at three Under-21 tournaments, as well as invaluable experience of the 20th AOCAF will stand them in good stead for the BoF. What Starblaydia may be able to count on, above all else, is something that none of the other teams appear to have: A World Cup player in their squad.

Kili Izretar, forty-one a few months ago, will Captain the Starblaydia side throughout this tournament, as well he should. Fifteen goals on the international scene for this Dwarven Attacking Midfielder. He's won thirty-seven caps for his country, fourteen of them coming in the Qualifying and Finals campaign for World Cup 34. Izretar even scored Starblaydia's last goal before their international hiatus, against Squornshelous in the Group Stage of that tournament. Back then he was a bright-eyed twenty-six, but now at forty-one he's a calmer, cooler player. His style of football is the no-look, telepathic back-heel; the majestic play-maker and occasional goalscorer. Some may cry 'foul' at his presence, a veteran of a World Cup playing in a tournament for brand-new nations, but here he plays, see the article below on Why are Starblaydia in a Baptism of Fire?

Look who else is here, though: Spaam, a team who have been up and down in the World Cup more times than a Dallas girl's panties. Long-time regional rivals and new Bekkside neighbours Krytenia even asked to join in the fun, despite having been in a Baptism of Fire of their own. Note that old rivals Krytenia managed three paltry draws in their Baptism of Fire adventure and ended up worse-ranked (at 121st) than Starblaydia, who's 115th-in-the-world was derived purely from their Simeone Di Bradini-led Under-21 performances a year earlier.

Starblaydia will target nothing short of the Championship in this tournament; they will feel that anything less is something of a failure. Their neighbours Nova Britannicus managed a Third Place finish in the Baptism of Fire for World Cup Eighteen and if Starblaydia do not at least match that finishing position, the Britannican neighbours will be gloating indeed. Keeping up with the Jones' is just another piece of pressure placed upon the shoulders of this Starblaydi side. The officials and statisticians say that Starblaydia is just as good - or as bad - as 95X, Jey's top sports University or even The Pazhujeb Islands. Starblaydi fans, especially those with memories longer than a decade, will say otherwise.


Why are Starblaydia in a Baptism of Fire?

Mention 'Starblaydia' to any World Cup nation of note, and they will tell you of the devils in purple shirts. 'The Purple Peril', as they have been called, a side who once occupied the very heights of footballing supremacy, A staggering clunking fist of media backing, awesome self-promotion and excellent play that culminated in two World Cup Championships, among many other honours. In eighty years of football competition they felled giants, hosted tournaments, won glittering prizes and even led the entire world footballing community for over thirty years.

Making their début in the Fifteenth World Cup, Starblaydia made immediate impacts on the game, firstly thrashing the highly-ranked Dance 2 Revolution by five goals to one. Starblaydi football never looked back and eight years later they were in the Quarter-Finals of the Seventeenth World Cup. Three tournaments later they co-hosted the highly-popular World Cup Twenty with Druida, making them an integral part of the community. Five tournaments later and not only was a Starblaydi made the President of the World Cup Committee, but Starblaydia had also lifted their first World Cup. Three tournaments later and a second Starblaydi was voted in as President - lasting two terms - and Starblaydia clinched a second championship of the world.

At a local level in the world's premier regional football tournament - the Atlantian Oceania Cup of Association Football - Starblaydia have five cup victories to their name, more than any other nation in the footballing superpower of Atlantian Oceania. There's an Olympic Gold Medal for the Men's side, an Under-21 World Title, an NSFA Champions League trophy won by the nation's premier club side - Iskara Daii. Don't forget the Indigenous World Cup ora Four Nations Invitational title, too. Ten championships for the national side, one for the Juniors and one at club level: few nations can boast such a haul from international competition.

But then, it all came to an abrupt halt. Starblaydia declared war on their neighbours (and sporting rivals) The Lowland Clans in retaliation for an assassination attempt on their tyrannical Lady-Protector. The war, known as Operation Galactica, dragged all of Atlantian Oceania into conflict, and Starblaydi participation in international competitions was immediately postponed. Starblaydia missed World Cups 35 to 37, and in those twelve years their official standing in the game was reduced to a simple, unavoidable statistic: Unranked. Starblaydia had once, for four years, been the number-one team in the world, but now they are regarded as the same quality as nations who have never played football in their history before; a sorry fact.

So when the war was ended and a new leader saw democracy instituted in the nation, Starblaydia wished to return to the international stage, to forge a new sense of nationhood in the sport which brought them together for eighty years previously. Ninety years ago when they first competed, Starblaydia missed out on entry in the second Baptism of Fire; partly due to the lack of information available, something that Starblaydi Presidents of the WCC changed in their heyday of power. Now when nations sign-up for the world cup, the text that greets them and the FAQs that are available were written by a Starblaydi, so no-one could accidentally miss out on the tournament they were entitled to.

Now, nearly a century on, Starblaydia claim their birthright, a place in the Baptism of Fire as - supposedly - a brand new side. They may immediately be classed as favourites for the title, but they have just as big a task as any of the nations in Miceland for this pre-World Cup showcase. They have to go and win it, and the pressure to do from the sheer weight of history so may lie heavy on their shoulders.

For more information, see: Starblaydia national football team (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Starblaydia_national_football_team).


Group and Championship Preview

Starblaydia find themselves among the Mice of Miceland and, currently, would figure that the University side of Jey would be their greatest challenge in the Circle group. The Jevian side are confident, though, judging by their coverage in the Daily Universian and the words of their captain. The Jevians are looking to 'dominate' every other team, including Starblaydia, along their way to the title. Quite how a bunch of students can expect to do that is beyond this journalist: Starblaydia face Jey on Matchday four, perhaps the game that will decide who tops the Circular group. Alversia are the other interesting team in Group Circle, having competed in the second Di Bradini Cup as a youth team warm-up to entering this Baptism and the World Cup itself. They are likely to play a true Diamond formation, with a 1-2-4-2-1 consisting of a sweeper, two centre-backs, a standard midfield, two 'hole' players and a lone striker. Alversia's youth team actually topped their Group with four wins from four in the Di Bradini Cup, but fell in Extra Time to eventual Third-place side Popay. Mallatarsland and Jey should both have attacking 4-3-3 formations, while Starblaydia, of course, will give it the 4-4-2 Diamond for all they're worth.

Elsewhere in the Championship we see age-old World Cup nation Spaam, who's traditional orange colour seems to have been replaced by pink. They'll have a tough (or should that be incredibly easy?) time against Hopeless SC in Group Triangle. Group Square has a second Atlantian Oceania, 95X, competing in their first tournament outside the Atlantian Oceania Cup of Association Football (AOCAF). The 95Xers do not have a glorious history in that competition, while Starblaydia on the other hand have a record five titles to their name. There's another Starblaydi face to look out for, and a very famous one at that, in the form of two-time World Cup Winner Jaime Oberlander, who coaches the side from The Pazhujeb Islands. In their first tournament, the Di Bradini Cup, Oberlander's team stormed through the group stage - beating Starblaydia along the way - yet fell at the penultimate hurdle and had to settle with Fourth Place in their first tournament. Oberlander will surely be looking to better that result in this Baptism, and if their bloody cockroach predictions keep coming out with wins then watch out for the Islanders.

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Please note the above changes!

The Empire of Onimar has announced its National Team Lineup

Coach: Guido Viado

First Squad

Defense
G: Olin Wallace-M-Age 25
RB: Salvador Dolli-M-Age 22
CB: Rita Patterson-F-Age 20
SW: Topsy Johnson-M-Age 21
CB: Barrick Greedwood-M-Age 23
LB: Hakan Arai-M-Age 22

Midfield
RM: Taran Farstride-M-Age 21
CM: Fredrick Darnell-M-Age 24 Team Captain
LM: Faoli Bashere-M-Age 22

Strikers
LF: Kire Uriesu-M-Age 18
RF: Kimiko Sagawa-F-Age 21

Substitutes
G: Elward Cowart-M-Age 23
D: Aji Schaeffe-M-Age 22
D: Akame Prat-F-Age 20
M: Leola Christmen-F-Age 19
M: Willis Carter-M- Age 21
S: Read Margaret-M-Age 22
S: Upton Hozier-M- Age 22

Starting Formation: 5-3-2

If my opponent RP's first they can:
Choose my Scorers? Y
Injure my Players (to a reasonable limit)? Y
Red or Yellow Card my Players? Y
God Mod Scoring Events? Y
God Mod other Events? Y

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The Emperor Greets the BoF Team

The Imperial Capitol Building of The Allied Empire of Jey, Domz City Over eight hundred-thousand screaming fans mob the streets near the Jevian Capitol today as the Emperor Drew Domz (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Drew Domz) greets the staff and players representing Jey in the 25th Baptism of Fire, hailing from the prestigious Tildes Skills School at Universitus. This awesome presentation of Jevian pride is the result of Jey's first entrance into the world stage of soccer competition. And the Emperor seems all too happy about the expansion of Jevian sports: "This event is a testament to the amazing perseverance of Jevians. Through the incredible teachings of the Tildes Skills School, Jey is now wonderfully prepared to tackle the world's best in soccer. We eagerly await outstanding results from this Baptism of Fire tournament, and are expecting that a dominant performance by our young stars will put Jey immediately on the map in the world soccer stage. Jey has done so well in competition between our neighbors: now, we're ready for the next level."

It appears that all of Jey, including the Emperor, are taking this competition very seriously. Invited to dine with the ruler of Jey, the members of the "TSS World Cup Prefects" were berated with questions from an extremely curious Emperor, hoping to hear nothing but confidence in the voices of the young men and women in whom Jey is placing their athletic pride: "Tell me, what do you think of Starblaydia? Surely their noteworthy performance in past World Cups is of any concern?" To this, starting RW Zhen Swen said "No one has witnessed the perfection of TSS athletes on this stage before. They may have won tournaments before, but never have they faced us. They think of us as college students. They haven't an idea of what is truly to come."

These select few soccer athletes enjoyed a night of exquisite dining and a feast of presents from Jey's most powerful citizen. Throughout the evening, Domz made it clear that nothing but a Baptism of Fire championship would be an acceptable step towards placing Jey among the top nations in international sports, constantly repeating the phrase of taking Jevian sports "from excellence to eminence." The staff and players appeared equally as confident.

This writer sincerely hopes, for the sake of this great nation, that their confidence is well placed.

Galagar Indupid is a writer for the Jevian Blade, The Allied Empire's highest rated news source.

Lex Panarii found his hand straying into his pocket yet again as the flash bulbs lit up the table at which he sat for the press conference. Lex was there along with their coach, Betanii Marrones, and the captain Kili Izretar. Both of them had been there, done that and got the proverbial t-shirt, but for Lex this kind of high-profile press conference was completely new and the veteran history professor and footballer was somewhat unnerved. His right hand seemed to go into this tracksuit pocket of its own accord and he sat their fingering the mysterious purple disc that had appeared from nowhere in his kit bag.

The disc was comforting, it gave him a sense of enormous well-being when he held it close, but in his pocket it was a simple comforter. Between thumb and forefinger he was rubbing the open sides of the disc and for a moment he was safe, warm, home and-

"Lex?"

"Hmm?" Lex looked up, "Sorry I was miles away."

"History professors for you, ladies and gentlemen," Betanni flashed a cool camera smile for the assembled journalists that belied the worry of her defensive linchpin not paying attention to the questions. Luckily she was rewarded with a mass chuckle, "what are your opinions, Lex, on the upcoming Merovis game?"

Lex answered, but in all truth what he said had no meaning to it. It was the usual set of clichés - how no international game is easy, and to respect the opposition, work hard, ultimately play well and get the result. Any footballer worth his media presence would have been able to say the same thing on autopilot, which Lex certainly was. A television viewer's eyes would be straying to the chequerboard pattern of sponsors on the hastily-erected board behind their heads: ediraf, Starblaydi Airlines, Orcinus, Bazaburger. All the time Lex's thoughts strayed back to the disc. Everyone in the team had one and, he presumed, every footballer at the tournament would have one, but he knew instantly which was his. If all twenty-three were in a pile he'd know which of the identical Starblaydi Purple-coloured discs was his: his own. An odd attachment, he knew, but he didn't care, as if in a dream. What the disc meant, he didn't know, but he felt he had to hold on to it - it was rare, precious even, there were only twenty-two others like it in the entire world, but his was special.

"And the Jey match, Lex? The fourth game that should be the decider for the Group?"

"We're going to win." The words left his mouth before he'd even realised the thought had been in his mind. His hand left his pocket as he regained his senses, just as the crowd of journalists took a collective intake of breath. "If their captain," he quickly came up with a qualification to the statement off the top of his head, "can say they'll dominate us with their 'perfect' football with the frivolous abandon that only ignorance brings," he smiled a knowing smile, including everyone watching him with his joke, "someone has to argue with them on a level that they can understand. The best form of domination I know of in recent years has been 'RAWRCRUSH (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/RAWRCRUSH)', and we're good at that."

"Historically." Kili interjected, trying his best to stifle a Dwarven laugh. The Starblaydi media erupted with guffaws and chuckles and the conference moved on to the next subject.

Baptism of Fire - Cup of Shapes and Colours

Group Stage 1 - Matchday 1

Results

Group Triangle

Spaam 1-2 Ikoville
Hopeless SC 4-0 Bergelland
Thundercliffe 2-0 Tuaim

Group Circle

Alversia 1-0 Mallatarsland
Merovis 3-2 Starblaydia
Jey 4-1 Bumiroar

Group Square

Onimar 1-3 The Pazhujeb Islands
New Morrisia 1-0 95X
Scotchpinestan 3-1 Nire and Nire

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Early Success!

THE MICE OF MICELAND The TSS World Cup Prefects have met and defeated their first opponent, Bumiroar, in this Baptism of Fire.

Jey 4-1 Bumiroar

Jevian Scorers: Swen (2), Farchoze, Dolorence

Reaction to this news was met with mixed results: most were incredibly excited for the early success of Jey, while some were quite surprised with the TSS students allowing so many close calls on goal, one of which flew by Bolorg to put Bumiroar on the board.

Head Coach Dr. DelMardo commented "This initial victory is a good step in our progress towards our ultimate goal of winning this tournament. We will not celebrate this victory too long: by many accounts, this game was a defensive failure. We understand that the level of competition is significantly greater here, but these young men and women are trained by the best. They should perform the best."

When attempted to be reached for questions regarding the game, Captain Bolorg would not add anything other than a concerned disposition having allowed a goal in this match. Even a question regarding Starblaydia's surprising loss to Merovis could not ignite different emotions from the dedicated goaltender.

While the TSS players may be overreacting over having let a goal slip by the crossbars, it's certainly clear that they are incredibly determined to win this competition. They strive for nothing less than perfection, and here's to hoping that this is achieved.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

Riots, Deaths in Santu

Downtown Santu has descended into chaos tonight after the shock loss of the Disputed Territories to the unfancied and previously unheard of Scotchpinestan at the Baptism of Fire. A crowd of over 10 million had gathered in downtown Santu to watch the match due to the complete nation wide ban on televisions. [The ban only applies in Nire, The territory of Nire is free to own televisions] Youn Grand opened the scoring in the first minute of the game, much to the delight of the two fans who had traveled to Miceland to support the mighty Disputed Territories Bulls but two strikes late in the first half eventually killed of any hopes of winning the match.

Disbelief turned to anger at the final whistle with fans taking their frustration out firstly on the big screen and then on each other. Details are sketchy but we can confirm that people in their hundreds have been killed by the ensuing riots and fires and the nation's military have been called in to quell the situation. Meanwhile, in Miceland a visibly upset Commander Nire struggled to control his anger at the post match press conference. In a fit or rage he leaped across the room and attacked the Scotchpinestan coach before being restrained by security. President Nire was anger over the underhand tactics of his opposition in not naming their side before kick off and then proceeding to play with 12 men the entire match.

Lex Panarii lay on his stomach on the massage table, taking his time to relax - unlike the other players. His thirty-three, hell, nearly thirty-four year-old legs had worked hard in their first match, particularly when they were down to nine men, and he was taking the time to re-cooperate after all that extra running around. Goalkeeper Rodriguez was consoling himself in the corner after having been sent off for bringing down the Merovis striker in the box, but it had been a blatant dive. Roque Bravo had stormed off somewhere after receiving his second yellow card for berating the linesman in the aftermath. And they'd given up a goal as a result of the penalty. Lex turned his thoughts to happier things: his wife had decided to surprise him with an early birthday present before he left, which he was in the process of opening. "Why wait until after the Fiery Baptismal thing to give you a present," she'd said, "when I know you'll enjoy it more in-between the matches."

He rested, propped up on his elbows, as his calves and thighs were relaxed, energised and generally massaged by an expert, and he read his latest history book. Brightly-coloured wrapping paper and purple ribbons lay strewn on the floor below the massage table, but Lex was too engrossed to be bothered by his own bit of untidiness. He had his reading glasses on - "Reading glasses, at my age?!" - to counter his long-sightedness and, as his calves were completely de-stressed, he continued reading.

From the memoirs of Major William C. H. Bright. Chapter the Seventeenth, 'The Jhanna-Sideria Campaign: Origins of Starblaydia'

Following the unopposed landing, our battalion marched south, through the area our local guide informed us was called 'Prane'. Upon reaching a series of small hills, the out-riding scouts reported a collection of natives, formed into an approximate battalion-sized force: this was to be the last stand of the noble and fragile Daii. Most of these lords of Jhanna-Sideria were capitulating by this time to the realisation that they could not protect their own fledgling nation from the hordes of empires that wished to prey upon them. This group of brave, nay foolhardy, nobility had raised their banners and called their feudal servants to one last fight, to attempt to hurl the outside influences from their lands. What was hidden from their knowledge, however, was that our landing was unopposed because the other Daii wished it to be so. Part of the agreement, still hot from its forging, was that we were to destroy this last band of isolationists before their land would be handed over to us.

As was their custom before battle, our guide related to us, the Daii would send forth a small band to challenge the opposing force. Lieutenant Colonel Lamphear was not disposed so meeting a challenge from such 'savages' as he put it, so I was despatched to meet their little tribal custom. Colour Sergeant MacDonald was among our mounted party, along with our guide who also acted as translator. I remarked to the guide that none of the mounted Daii, certainly the officers, were sallying forth to challenge us directly. He responded that the Daii were no longer schooled in the heat of battle as they once had been, and that it was the professional soldiers who were sent to throw down the challenge. How similar two cultures can be, I noted inwardly.

These savages were armed with rudimentary firearms, indeed, but they carried a deadly array of hand-to-hand implements, seemingly used in half a hundred battles, wickedly sharp, cruel pieces of iron. Some had dyed their hair white, others were draped in pure white ribbons, or their barbaric armour was daubed in the stuff, evidently some cultural meaning. I wondered what they made of our tunics, scarlet in the midday sun.

They stood in lines, much like our battle formation, and their leader, a huge man with intensely spiked white hair, standing on end, began to beat a rhythm of his sword across his breastplate. When he had established himself akin to a human metronome, the lines of warriors took up the beat. They clashed their weapons together, axes on shields, blades against each other, pounded their chests and thighs and armour, brought their feet down upon the ground, all of them matching the rhythmic pulse. I am sure my own heart began to follow their beat, such was its power.

Their words, I did not understand, nor will I ever truly know their meaning. I was told afterwards they spoke of challenges, and paths. A road down which they must step. Fate, destiny, their gods and their enemies, all were entwined in a barbaric yet poetic chant which rumbled from their throats like the harshest thunder imaginable. This was their battle-prayer, their call to arms, a challenge and a declaration. All I know was that they culminated with an 'Arr' sound, that bared their teeth as if they were lions.

I gave in to my compulsion at that moment, to salute their challenge. I had no other thought in my mind but to recognise their martial challenge. We about-faced our horses and trotted back to our lines. The battle would be short.

"I'm done, Lex." He didn't even hear his masseur. "I'm done."

"White Four," the raised voice of his manager, Betanii Marrones, echoed through the treatment room, "you're done!" Lex's concentration was finally broken and he looked up at Betanii, who folded her arms and walked over. "I know massages can be enjoyable, but that was taking it a little too far."

Lex was lost for words, for the moment, his head filled with visions. As a history teacher he'd always had his lessons planned, always had something to fall back on to talk about - this was now all happening at once. He held up his book and, open-mouthed, half-pointed to it. His manager raised her eyebrows at him and folded her arms a little tighter.

"The... with the..." he stammered, "this..."

"Spit it out, man." She was only ten years senior to Lex, the oldest human in the squad. Lex gathered his thoughts.

"You know the Ulek?" He asked.

"Mmm-hmm."

"We could do our own." Lex let the thought hang in the air for a moment. His manager seemed not too impressed.

She titled her head, and unfolded her arms to put her hands on her hips. "Say again."

"The Ariddian Ulek," Lex explained, "their ancient customary tribal war dance that they exploit-" he corrected himself, "use, whatever. They psyche themselves up before a match and try to intimidate their opponents."

"Good for yellow cards in the first two minutes," Betanii dismissed the dance's effects with a wave of her hand, "but little else. You want us to do it to?"

"There is, in here, documented accounts of the Daii doing it," he replied, excitedly, "not Iskara Daii, the football team, of course; I mean the actual nobility. Even as near as two hundred years ago they were still doing it before battle. This account is from a Major in the Britannican Imperial Army, his memoirs have been re-published, it was a present from my wife and-"

"You're babbling, Lex," Betanii said, "get to the point."

"There is a tradition of this," his eyes were wide, imploring, wanting a 'yes' to a question he hadn't even asked yet, "an ancient, noble tradition of combat, challenge and, and-" he searched for a word, "Honour, Glory, Blood." He had her. "That's what it's all about. Starblaydia has always been about those three things, you should know that as well as anyone. Somehow, somewhere, this tradition was forgotten. This is where we come from." He was starting to babble again. "I've heard you shout 'Gods above' in frustration when something goes wrong, it's a common Starblaydi phrase, the origins of which must go back to the polytheistic Daii, it's in our culture, our nature. This dance, this chant, this challenge: it's in our blood."

"What bloody dance?" Betanii was overwhelmed by the prose, but knew there was no substance to it, "Show me the manual."

It was her common phrase, mostly for her coaching techniques. If it was written down, had evidence and could be proven before it was applied to her teams, then she was open to anything. Hearsay and gossip were not her thing.

"Major Bright wasn't a dance teacher," Lex said, "nor an illustrator; he was a soldier, he's given us a soldier's account of this, this impressive display that stirred his very being with it's primal nature."

"Get me a demonstration and you'll have my attention, Lex," Betanii put her hand on his shoulder, "but I don't want you thinking of a Starblaydi Ulek while you're playing on the pitch."

"You got it, Boss." As Betanii walked out of the treatment room, Lex thought about memorising the page number, but decided he'd use a book-mark instead. Finding nothing obvious to hand, he rummaged in his trouser pockets, which were hanging up by the treatment table, finding the mysterious purple disc in his grasp. Slipping the disc between the pages, he went off to find a computer with internet access for a bit more research.

Official Decree by the Imperial Senate of the Pazhujeb Islands

Following our national football team's victory in their first ever international match against the nation of Onimar, we declare today a national holiday. The motion was passed with 542 yes votes, making it immune to appeal. All places of business, schools, and other government institutions are to be closed to accomodate celebrations in the streets.

Edward the superintelligent cockroach, who still remains speaking through translator Dr. Sudhir Phuturej, has promised to telepathically organize several replications of the full 90-minute Baptism of Fire 25 match with trained roaches across the country, and all citizens are invited to jubilantly attend these demonstrations, so that they may witness the match action themselves.

Today's three goalscorers, Chaya Vuhumkara, Xussanikara Ghur, and Rhayasat Mhenipda, will be given ceremonial medals of honor upon their return to the Jingoistic States. Mr. Vuhumkara's 15th minute goal, a thundering volley following a loose ball from a corner kick, will live in our national memory for many years to come. May the Purple Sea Urchins continue their successes for as long as our proud nation endures!

Signed,

First Representative Chair for Government Processes and Affairs,

Pehemastia Aqhorassi, National Committee Seat #1

So, we didn't win our opening game, but that doesn't matter, there will be plenty more.

There will?

Sure there will and, we were a close second. There was only one goal in it.

There was?

Yes, thats what 1-0 means.

It does?

Do you not understand football?

Erm no.

Oh! Well viewers we will be back later once I drum the rules of the game into this idiot.

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The Hardy Boys #45988851
The Mystery Of The Silver Square
By Franklin W Dixon

Chapter 1 - The Big Bad Evil Person Guy

Frank and Joe Hardy were both indulging in some wholesome Saturday morning activities when they heard a knock on their front door. They were both surprised, since in the 4.3 minutes since the end of their last adventure, The Case of the Rampaging Termite, no one had knocked on their front door.

"Say, Joe," said Frank. "Who in jumping Jupiter could that be?"

"Gosh, Frank? What if it's a bad guy?"

"Silly brother," chuckled Frank. "It's probably just Chet, coming to tell us how many pies he ate after football practice yesterday."

Frank and Joe both laughed at the quip. Though Frank was the Bayport High varsity quarterback, and Joe the halfback, and both had received scholarships from NCAA Division 1 schools worldwide, Chet was one of the chunkiest and least athletic people they knew. In a jovial mood, they trotted down the stairs and out of their father's study to answer the door.

When they opened it, however, there was no one there! After 17 seconds of searching sleuthily around their own property, they could find nothing indicating that anyone had rung the bell, and gave up. But when they got back to the front of their house, they noticed that a small typewriter-printed note had been attached to their front door!

Give me back the silver square or I'll be really angry!

"Gosh, Frank," said Joe. "Whoever left this sounds really angry!"

"They sure do! We'd better find the Silver Square or they'll get even angrier!" Frank said nervously.

"I have an idea!"

"What, Joe?"

"Let's analyze the poster putty that the thug used to post this note in the top notch forensics lab our father somehow had the money to build us in our garage!"

"Joe, for being a little brother you sure are smart."

* * * 18 hours of lamely genuine laughter later * * *

"Gosh, Frank, I just can't seem to find anything interesting in this poster putty!"

"I know. I thought for sure there would be some kind of clue!"

"Boys!" Frank and Joe's enthusiastic conversation was ended abuptly when their cranky Aunt Gertrude emerged at the top of the stairs, looking sharp. "If you don't stop being curious and youthful I'll have to spank you with this crowbar!"

"Oh Aunt Gertrude, why don't you hush up and bake us a pie?" said Frank with a grin.

"Maybe I will!" said Aunt Gertrude crossly, before she left. "Oh," she said as she stopped with only her head visible at the stairs, "there's a talking cockroach at the door for you. He said something about a silver square."

Frank and Joe both crapped their pants with excitement!

Scotchpinestan roster

Goalies:

1 Pedro Marzala
12 Stan Dreyer
21 Siegfried Leach

Defenders:

2 Mark Reilly
3 Kazuo Watanabe
4 Sam Shetland
13 Yadier Salazar
16 Mike Jones
19 Orlando Moore

Midfielders:

5 Chris Jenkins
6 Larry Wright
7 Paulo Salcedo (captain)
14 Mitch Hannity
15 Seth Walker
20 Rob Xavier

Forwards:

8 Joe Long
9 Igor Volkov
10 Alex Urmanov
11 Terry Pipp
17 Jamie Watson
18 Henry Eller
22 Brandon Jackvony
23 Zeke LaForest

Formation: 3-3-4 (players numbered 1 through 11 are the starters)

If you RP before me: No godmoding, anything else is ok

(Sorry for the lateness of this. If possible we would like to change our color to white.)

** This Matchday had some scheduling problems **

The scores that where here are not counted and theorerically never happened (possible IC
It just never happened and the matchday was temporaily delayed to fix this bug, It was all a dream or some crazy magical time skip occured.

Sorry for the inconvienience

"Orn," Lex Panarii called as the training session finished, "Orney!"

Squad member Ornvidar Bazraltek, a Dwarven rightsided full-back, jogged away at his usual fast pace. Lex actually had to run to catch up with him; very dangerous over short distances, Dwarves were. No wonder he was so good at closing down wingers before they could get a cross in.

"Oi, bloody Bazraltek!" Lex resorted to the vulgar.

"Aye, ah hear yer Lex," Orn called back without turning his head, "if yer wanna talk, come 'ere."

The old midfielder slowed to a brisk jog alongside the steady short strides of the Dwarf, who even when jogging was as powerful and rythmic as a steam train.

"You're a part of the Book-keepers' Guild," Lex asked, "are you not?"

"Aye." Came the curt, uniquely Dwarven reply. "What of it?"

"Well, this Guild of yours," the human continued, "it has records dating back thousands of years? It documents pretty much every event in Dwarven history since you moved from Cockbill Street?"

"Aye." Orn had nothing more to say on that subject, the mention of the self-imposed exile from Cockbill Street and the enforced Anglicisation of the Dwarven peoples by their Kings. 'Bazraltek' meant 'Birthplace of the cradle of fire', and Orn liked the Dwarven version over the English one any day, thank-you very much. He muttered an ancient and well-repeated curse in the direction of the long-forgotten ancestors who decided to split with the traditional ways. The traditionalists fled and ended up in what was now Starblaydia. Such be history, Orn thought.

"Well," Lex said, blissfully unaware of the offence he had just caused, "I was wondering, hoping in fact, that I could search through some of your archives for a little historical project I'm doing. Cultural, ancient, y'know, the Daii and their... things."

Orn considered this for a moment, jogging a good thirty yards down the tunnel in the process.

"Do ye ken how many asks we get from longshanks to go a-rootin; through our books?"

"Er, no," Lex replied, puzzled, "lots?"

"Nary a one," Orn said, "ain't no bugger cares about our records, our books, our papers an' long an' detailed lists o'grudges. 'Bout time someone asked t'use em. Come by mah room after ye've bathed, Ah ain't havin' me room smellin' o'longshanks."

With that, Ornvidal picked up his pace and trotted off, leaving Lex to slow to a walk. Dwarves definitely liked their own privacy and kept their own precious things closely guarded, that was for sure, but this extended to bathing too? Perhaps it was just Orn being... Orn. After showing and changing, Lex collected the Major's memoirs, plus the notes he had made, from his room and went along the corridor to the Dwarf's allocated hotel room. He knocked - tap, ta-tap tap - on the door, wondering if the muted rumble of thunder outside signalled a storm. When the door opened, Lex realised there was no thunder, just Orn's music. The beat was so loud he could feel it in his chest: Dwarven music's least-favoured gift to the world: Anvil-rap. Orn did turn the music down so speech was audible, but the aggressive lyrics and more-aggressive beat still tore through him.

"Ah, Lex, ah've logged yer on already," Orn said happily, "have t'seat." He waved his hand in the direction of the human-sized desk and chair, with a large cushion on it so the little Dwarf would be at the right height.

"It's on computer?" Lex asked, a little astounded. "Everything?"

"Absolutely everything," Orn beamed "every document, parchment, paper, book an' scribbling. All annotated, cross-linked, indexed an' preserved."

"Oh." Lex said, mightily impressed but somewhat disappointed, though no Human Records Office could ever be that organised in their own documents, nevermind over thousands of years of Dwarven - and some Human and Elvish - history, he'd wanted somethng more quaint. "I'd sort-of hoped we'd be delving through masses of paper by candlelight, in tiny, ancient, ornate cubicles while the strains of the ancient Dwarf composers were played."

"'Tis a pretty picture, ah'll grant ye," Orn said wistfully, "but nay good fer research. Yer's uplinked on mah personal log-in, so there's access t'everythin' yer might need."

"Th-thank-you, Orn."

"What be yer lookin' fer?" Orn said as he picked up the controller for his console, plugged into the large TV.

"An ancient Daii war-dance," Lex said as he inspected the interface, "a challenging dance they did before battle. I was hoping to-"

"Like the Ariddian Ulek?" Orn asked, without waiting for a reply. "Are yer hoping t're-enact it?"

"Er, yes." Lex admitted, quite ashamed. "Like the ulek, before a match."

"That'd be reet grand," Orn said with a smile, "ah'd fancy doing that!" He growled loudly, showing his teeth, and shook his hands in the air. Unfortunately he looked like part of a hairy jazz musical, but nevertheless he went back to his computer game of blowing everything up with abandon. The anvil rap was still in the background, but Lex was back where the scholarly part of him belonged: lost in history. He tapped in the key-words:

Search: Daii, war, dance, challenge.

Searching...

Your search for Daii + War + Dance + Challenge retrieved 64,247 results.

Listing...

Lex's eyes went wide. This would be brilliant.

Onimar Soccer World Magazine
Onimar National Team loses first International Match
The Empire was disappointed this Sunday Morning when it suffered a 3-1 defeat against the Pazhujeb Islands, whom have declared the victory a national holiday adding insult to injury. The First point was scored by Chaya Vuhumkara, who made a kick from a corner coming from the right side of the Box 15 minutes into the game. It wasn’t for another 25 minutes that Pazhujeb scored again, this time by Xussanikara Ghur who had shot the ball from just outside the box, scoring in the top right corner of the net.

Onimar made the score 2-1 seven minutes into the second half when Kimiko Sagawa caught a stunning cross from Winger Faoli Bashere and drove the ball of into the center of the net right passed the goalie. The final Pazhujeb goal came in the 78th minute when Barrick Greedwood received a yellow card for an ill-timed challenge in the box, allowing Rhayasat Mhenipda to take a penalty kick guaranteeing the Pazhujeb victory.

The Entomologist

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Jabar Samarayej

New Breakthrough Silences Doubters For Good

Today Docter Sudhir Phuturej finally put to rest allegations that he was faking his alleged communications with his test cockroach Edward, as another scientist, Dr. Ashana Ghussaran, announced the release to the public of a new piece of technology that, when attached to the cortex of any simple cockroach, will translate roach speech into simple Pazhujebi. The devices have been used extensively in laboratories, and as the National Committee is in the process of seizing patent rights, will likely be available for public use some time later this year.

Famous cockroach Edward, who was attached to one of these said devices, made a few comments for the media earlier this morning.

"I'm honored to give voice quite literally to this groundbreaking new technology, and I hope that anything I do with this device will help break stereotypes about my kind and establish a new level of intimacy in human-cockroach relations.

Match Simulations A Massive Success

In related news, cockroaches performed live simulations of the Pazhujeb Islands national football team's first two competitive international matches for Pazhujebis unable to travel to Miceland for the Baptism of Fire in person. As television and radio are unheard of on the islands, the simulations, or roach replications, as some have referred to them, are likely to become quite popular. The apparent long-distance telepathic communications of involved roaches is the key factor in these simulations. The Pazhujeb Islands' one nil victory over Nire and Nire, for example, was replicated live in thirty different locations around the small island nation. In several key cities, "roach pits" were built so that spectators could watch from a slope above, as the insects (those of whom who were representing the Urchins were painted purple) knocked about a crumpled-up piece of paper which represented the ball.

More roach pits are in construction planning phases in Evir, Dussenvussi, Winhihetha, Urajbina, and Pkethat Hevnaje.

The 95X match, as far as summaries go, was a not a very closely contested one, as Jaime Oberlander's conservative but talented offense ran circles around 95X defenders. Goals in the 12th, 26th, 42nd, and 62nd minutes had the Urchins up four nil before the young Atlantian Oceanians snatched a consolation goal on a penalty kick. The goalscorers were Shipuchan Parokshara, Khaled Vhumadara, Huvem Tushambanda, and Qabe Oujadda. Though spirits were slightly dampened by the early injury of centre half Semhar Idarha, the Pazhujeb Islands are still all aflame with excitement as their boys have collected six points from two games. Will it continue? Every citizen will have a chance to find out, thanks to the progress of science; through the progress of our specialty here at this magazine: entomology.

What were the scores for the Second Group Square games, They arn't listed.

What were the scores for the Second Group Square games, They arn't listed.

*fixed*

What were the scores for the Second Group Square games, They arn't listed.

And I'm assuming that somebody merely forgot to switch the names in the matches in the other two groups, as they're the same match-ups as the first matches.

Of course, I'm not complaining about the results. :p

Fixture Bug... delayed MD2

Onimar World Soccer Magazine
Onimar National Team slaughtered in its Second Baptism Of Fire round.
The Empire Faced its second upset as it Lost to the Nire and Nire National Team 3-0.
Scorers: Youn Grand (2), Cest Wonder.
The Match started out as a bogged down game in mid-field as both teams struggled to get a hold of the ball for more than a few minutes. The first goal was scored by Youn Grand in the 41st minute after a cross came in the left wing by Tony Rimarom and marked the end of the first half.

The Second half went much more in Nire’s favor, as they dominated the pitch with their ball possession at 83%. Youn Grand nearly made a second goal but Olin Wallace barely knocked it out for a corner kick. This Corner proved to be Onimar’s undoing as Cest Wonder headed it in for a second goal in the 49th minute. The game started going down hill from there as the Onimar defense struggled to keep Nire’s constant attacks from entering the box.

The closest Onimar came to scoring was in the 72nd minute, as Kire Uriesu gave a through pass to Kimiko Sagawa who shot and narrowly missed the top bar. Onimar’s first red card came out from the Resulting goal kick, as Team Captain Fredrick Darnell attempted to win the ball, Grabbing Nire Mid-fielder Cro Minia tripping him then slamming him to the ground. Following the Red card banning him for the rest of the game he proceeded to tear off his captain armband and marched off field.

The Final Goal was once more by Youn Grand in the first minute of stoppage time. This time fed to him by Cest Wonder and blasting passed a defender and the Onimar goalie from outside the box.

Nire and Nire Back on Track

Jubilation has greeted the Disputed Territories first ever international victory after recording a 3-0 victory at the Baptism of Fire. The victory sees Nire and Nire take 2nd place in their pool and on track for the playoffs. After the riots following last week's loss police in Nire's capital Santu and in Nire's capital Efet were on high alert but experienced little problems as the crowd was largely in a festive mood.

El Supremo Nire was reportedly pleased with the result but disappointed not to get on the score sheet, his fellow striker Youn Grand, according to sources close to the team, believes this to be because there is no army supporting Nire in Miceland and that he (Grand) is finally being able to come out of the shadow of the supreme ruler and make his mark on the world stage. Grand told friends that Nire has no right to be in the team and any victories are in spite of the "spiteful, nasty and incontinent little man"

OOC: Sorry due to a mixup on MD1 fixtures are now all out of whack I've spent the last hour or so re-working the fixtures and have come up with a solution. However each group requires it's own set of fixtures. Fixtures for MD2 onwards are .... (MD2 will have to be re-scorinated)

Group Triangle

MD2:
1 vs. 2
3 vs. 4
5 vs. 6

MD3:
3 vs. 1
2 vs. 5
4 vs. 6

MD4:
1 vs. 4
6 vs. 2
5 vs. 3

MD5:
1 vs. 5
2 vs. 4
3 vs. 6

Group Circle

MD2:
1 vs. 2
3 vs. 4
5 vs. 6

MD3:
4 vs. 1
5 vs. 2
3 vs. 6

MD4:
5 vs. 1
3 vs. 2
6 vs. 4

MD5:
1 vs. 3
4 vs. 5
2 vs. 6

Group Square

MD2:
1 vs. 2
6 vs. 4
3 vs. 5

MD3:
3 vs. 1
5 vs. 6
4 vs. 2

MD4:
5 vs. 4
3 vs. 2
6 vs. 1

MD5:
1 vs. 4
2 vs. 5
3 vs. 6

Miceland International Stadium the place where all the BoF matches took place at the same time...

What? you ask? But how.

Thanks to Fracturing Reality theoretically an infinite number of fractured realities may be created over the same real space thus allowing multiple games to be played in the same stadium at the same time with theoretically an infinte number of spectators.

However when matchday 1 occured something happened that no one expected, the magic technology used to create fractured realities had a minor meltdown thus sending teams to play against the perhaps the wrong teams in their groups. This didn't affect all teams, but still no one seemed to notice. until matchday 2 arrived, the Starblaydis faced up against MD1 opponents Mervois and there many other similiar circumstances occured.

So after alot of confusion and some quick re-working of the fixtures for MD2 and onwards MD2 could finally be run...

The FINAL and REAL MD1-2

Results

Group Triangle

Hopeless SC 5-0 Ikoville
Spaam 0-1 Thundercliffe
Tuaim 2-1 Bergelland

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Hopeless SC 2 2 0 0 9 0 9 6
2 Thundercliffe 2 2 0 0 3 0 3 6
3 Tuaim 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 3
4 Ikoville 2 1 0 1 2 6 -4 3
5 Spaam 2 0 0 2 1 3 -2 0
6 Bergelland 2 0 0 2 1 6 -5 0


Group Circle

Alversia 0-2 Starblaydia
Bumiroar 1-2 Merovis
Jey 4-0 Mallatarsland

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jey 2 2 0 0 8 1 7 6
2 Merovis 2 2 0 0 5 3 2 6
3 Starblaydia 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 3
4 Alversia 2 1 0 1 1 2 -1 3
5 Bumiroar 2 0 0 2 2 6 -4 0
6 Mallatarsland 2 0 0 2 0 5 -5 0


Group Square

95X 1-4 The Pazhujeb Islands
Onimar 0-4 Scotchpinestan
Nire and Nire 1-1 New Morrisia

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Scotchpinestan 2 2 0 0 7 1 6 6
2 The Pazhujeb Islands 2 2 0 0 7 2 5 6
3 New Morrisia 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 4
4 Nire and Nire 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
5 95X 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0
6 Onimar 2 0 0 2 1 7 -6 0

Lex stood, waiting for Joseph Shakirii to finish his conversation with Lii Chong-sun. The two young substitutes were laughing and joking, as per usual, and Lex didn't want his little project to become one of their jokes. No matter how traditional, or how aggressive and manly the original war-dance itself was, his idea would still be a bunch of men dancing. He waited for Hantown's best striker to leave, then walked over.

"Hey, Lex," Joe said, "my man, what's up?"

"I need a favour, Joe," Lex said

"Anything for the Professor," Joe replied with a smile, "what can I do you for?"

"I'm... in need of the services of Farça's cheerleaders." Lex blurted the request out. FC Farça was reputed to have the finest cheerleading squad in Liga Starblaydia, and the bevvy of dancing beauties often whipped the crowd into a frenzy by starting the chanting. No simple spelling-out of names, or chanting "Go! Farça! Go!", this squad were notable for chanting what ordinary fans would: "You're shit and you know you are", "Who ate all the pies?" and "You've only come to see the Farça" were their favourites, and often they simply did little dances to whatever chant the crowd had already started.

"You do?" Joe look surprised. "You old dog! And I thought you were married! I know some of those slappers think that the Dallas Clan are role models, but the word doesn't spring from-"

"No, no, no!" Lex said hurriedly, waving his arms to shut Joe up. "It's nothing like that, I need their dance skills."

"Ohhh," Joe said, realising, "a lap dance is more your thing," he winked, "I know just the ones for you. No touching or anything like-"

"I am a happily-married man!" Lex cried out.

"Of course you are, Prof," Joe said, "I completely understand."

"No, you don't." Lex sighed. "Look, I'm doing research for a Starblaydi war dance, a bit like the Ariddian Ulek, something we could do before matches to bond the team and psyche us up and intimidate opponents and the like."

"Oh," Joe replied, fairly stunned.

"So what I need is a choreographer," Lex continued, "and maybe a dancer or two who can interpret and teach the squad. That is of course if it doesn't end up looking like some enormous joke, because if it all looks rubbish then there's no point doing it, because the other team's will laugh us off the pitch before we've even started a match-"

"Prof," Joe interrupted, "I know just the people. Lemme sort it, I'll get 'em flown over, make em part of the coaching staff so we don't have to pay for them or anything. So anyway, tell me about this dance, sounds cool..."

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Jey Defeats Mallatarsland, Remains at top of Group Circle; Dolorence Hat-Trick

THE MICE OF MICELAND In a deciding 4-0 victory over the second opponent in group stage play, Mallatarsland, Jey now has a commanding advantage in Group Circle. Both Jey and Merovis have both won their first two Group Circle matches, and remain at the top of the group leaderboard. However, Jey's goal differential of +7 is second best in all of the Baptism of Fire. Merovis, in comparison, is at +2.

Coach Dr. DelMardo was much more pleased with the win over Mallatarsland, as the defense did not appear to break down at all throughout the match. Most notably, Captian Bolorg did not let anything by him this match, recording his first Baptism of Fire shutout to go along with the hundreds more throughout his career. When asked about the team's performance, Bolorg said only "I'm thrilled. This is TSS Soccer. This is how Jey plays. And now the world knows it."

The offense was equally impressive, with an outstanding Hat-trick by LW Youvitil Dolorence from the City of Grats. Dolorence scored twice in a span of only 2 minutes, surprising everyone with his burst of speed on a breakaway in the first half. Jey's other scorer, Jonson Tol, scores his first Baptism of Fire goal.

Jevian Scorers: Dolorence (3), Tol

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

Confusion reigns in the Disputed Territories

Citizens of the Disputes Territories are in reacting today against the continued campaign of mis-information from their Government over the results of the Baptism of Fire being held in Miceland. After their first up loss in the tournament the two nations reacted violently and the ensuing violence claimed the lives of 12,456 people in two days of mayhem. When news filtered through of a 2nd loss the police are army were placed on a high state of readiness. This was adverted by the quick thinking of Government officials who responded with an official announcement of a 3-0 win in the second match. This was further confounded by the replay of the match later that evening showing a 1-1 draw. Authorities are concerned of further violence in Santu and have decided to end all communication and reporting on the tournament until it has reached its conclusion.

Guido Viado was watching Onimar’s second match from the side lines, the frown on his face getting bigger and bigger the further in they got in play. At the end of the second half the referee’s whistle blew cueing a sigh to escape his lips. Taking out a Pack of cigarettes Viado made his way to the Onimar lockers.

The room was silent, everyone’s head buried in shame. Not only had they lost their second International Match, but they were slaughtered an amazing 4-0. Kimiko and the other girls made they’re way into the meeting room and sat down away from the others. Finally the last person to enter the room was Viado himself, a cigarette half finished and hanging from his lips.

Hakan Arai was the first person to break the silence. “Huh… Coach, I thought you quit?”

Guido looked over at him and took a deep drag then blew the smoke out, “OF COURSE I F**KING QUIT,” everyone jumped at the sudden outburst. “BUT WHEN I DID I DIDN’T THINK I’D BE COACHING THE YOUNGEST AND S**TIEST TEAM IN ONIMAR’S F**KING HISTORY! Pride of our nation my a**, I could have won that match with a bunch of f**king preschoolers.”

Everyone just stared up at him wide-eyed at him thinking he was done, but he was nowhere near finished.

He turned his attention towards Darnell, “Fredrick, and WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING OUT THERE!”

“Well Sir I was,” before he could finish Viado went on.

“WERE YOU TRYING TO F**KING KILL THEIR WINGER! The last thing I need is to spend my weekend filling out police reports because you had to go and break the idiot’s neck. I don’t care how long the red card goes for; you’re out for the rest of the Baptism of Fire. Olin, your captain now,” He threw Olin the team captain armband. “But I swear, if you so as much leave that box you’re dead.”

Olin just had his head lowered and stared at the armband.

Viado breathed slowly, his head leaning back and looking at the ceiling. Raising the cigarette to his lips again he took a second drag.

Kire Uriesu lifted up his head and tried to calm him down. “At least we got some good chances in, huh coach?” He jumped aside as the cigarette just narrowly missed hitting him in the face but before he knew it Guido’s hand slammed his head into the wall behind him.

“Yeah… YEAH! You’re absolutely right… Good chances, lets talk about those shall we.” He started pacing back and forth looking at everyone.

“KIMIKO!” She tensed up, keeping her eyes down at her knees. “That was a GREAT f**king job you did out there. Had the ball what? Two… maybe three times inside the box. YET YOU MISSED EVERY SINGLE F**KING TIME. What the hell is wrong with you? To busy adjusting your tampons or some s**t like that?”

She just sat there silently, Leola Christmen, who sat next to her could have sworn she started crying.

“How about you Kire, Lets talk about the greeeeeeeat chances you got you little piece of s**t. That corner you missed, Nice one. The goalie was ON THE GROUND AND THE GOAL WAS OPEN! I COULDN’T HAVE F**KING MISSED THAT THING WITH A CANNON IF I TRIED DAMN IT!” Kire just kept his head down, regretting having said a word. “Oh… Kire, by the way. It’s a good thing you’re being conscripted after this world cup, I don’t think you do s**t for the world of soccer anyways.” He took out another cigarette and mumbled under his breath, “Best player in the Nation my a**.”

Turning Viado started making his way out of the room, “AND DON’T THINK I FORGOT THE REST OF YOU F**K UPS!!! The pints are on you idiots tonight.” With that he was gone.

Stage 1 - Matchday 3 Results

Group Triangle

Spaam 2-4 Hopeless SC
Ikoville 1-3 Tuaim
Thundercliffe 1-1 Bergelland

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Hopeless SC 3 3 0 0 13 2 11 9
2 Thundercliffe 3 2 1 0 4 1 3 7
3 Tuaim 3 2 0 1 5 4 1 6
4 Ikoville 3 1 0 2 3 9 -6 3
5 Bergelland 3 0 1 2 2 7 -5 1
6 Spaam 3 0 0 3 3 7 -4 0

Group Circle

Merovis 0-0 Alversia
Jey 1-0 Starblaydia
Bumiroar 1-2 Mallatarsland

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jey 3 3 0 0 9 1 8 9
2 Merovis 3 2 1 0 5 3 2 7
3 Alversia 3 1 1 1 1 2 -1 4
4 Starblaydia 3 1 0 2 4 4 0 3
5 Mallatarsland 3 1 0 2 2 6 -4 3
6 Bumiroar 3 0 0 3 3 8 -5 0
Group Square

Nire and Nire 2-1 95X
New Morrisia 1-2 Onimar
Scotchpinestan 1-6 The Pazhujeb Islands

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Pazhujeb Islands 3 3 0 0 13 3 10 9
2 Scotchpinestan 3 2 0 1 8 7 1 6
3 New Morrisia 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4
4 Nire and Nire 3 1 1 1 4 5 -1 4
5 Onimar 3 1 0 2 3 8 -5 3
6 95X 3 0 0 3 2 7 -5 0

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HEADLINE NEWS: Jey Defeats Starblaydia in Thrilling 1-0 Match

DOMZ CITY Rioting in the streets. Incredible fireworks of gold, green, and blue. Non-Universians singing Universitus fight songs. These are the displays of pride that Jevians are showing throughout the city, state and country. And all over the incredible game won by Jey over the previous World Cup champions from Starblaydia.

The Emperor Domz, unseen by the public since his invitation to the TSS World Cup Prefects, made a statement concerning the thrilling win today by the young representatives from the Tildes Skills School at Universitus: "Today, Jey has shown the world what we have known and seen the past decades: we are certainly capable of holding our own against any nation in competitive play, and the teachings of the Tildes Skills School have the capacity to place our competitors at an unmatched level of experience and athletic ability. I commend all of our soccer representatives for their truly incredible display of athleticism and their ability to properly represent their school and our great nation. They have defeated a team that has been ranked #1 in the world. They know, now, that they surely have the ability to win this tournament."

The game played certainly seemed like a Baptism of Fire championship. The game was extremely well played defensively, and kept the total goals scored against Jey at only one throughout the tournament. Until the eighty-eighth minute, the match remained scoreless. At the turn of the minute, RW Swen booted a long pass down field, one that just barely kept eventual scorer Olopimo Farchoze on-sides. Farchoze made a memorable move past the Starblaydian goaltender and softly rolled the soccer ball into the net. What followed was an explosion of sound that few will forget. From that moment, even before the final whistle, the party had begun.

Jey now retains sole possession of the top spot in Group Circle, the only undefeated, untied nation. This momentum will hopefully now carry Jey past group play and into the championship match of the Baptism of Fire.

Jevian Scorers: Farchoze

Desmond DelMar is a writer for the Jevian Blade, The Allied Empire's highest rated news source.

Tournament Format

Group Stage 1

3 Groups of 6

Group Stage 2

6 groups of 3

A teams will play teams of the same finishing position in other groups ie. 3rd place team in Group Triangle will be playing against 3rd placed teams from circle and square

Two teams that placed 6th in the first group stage will not progress past this stage.

Knockouts
The remaining 16 teams will go head to head knockout

Onimar Soccer World Magazine
National Team Wins Third Match 2-1
Onimar Scorers: Leola Christmen, Kimiko Sagawa
The Onimar fans were ecstatic this Sunday morning as the team won its first match against New Morrisia. The match started out like usual for the pressed Onimar team. The first few minutes of play was dominated by Morrisia, who scored first in the 13th minute. Following this the Onimar Defense went into lock down, all defenders and wingers falling back and repelling any attack Morrisia tried to send, but forming few of their own for the rest of the first half.

The start of the second half fared much better for Onimar, starting with a formation change from its standard 5-3-2 to a 4-3-3. Onimar’s moment to shine was in the 65th minute as now winger Leola Christmen (Fredrick Darnells replacement from his previous red card) made a stunning shot from the right corner of the box making the score even. It wasn’t until the 79th minute that Onimar scored again, this time Kire Uriesu shot from just inside the box hitting the bar, as the ball bounced back with the rebound Kimiko Sagawa slid in and knocked it to the back of the net.

Coach Guido Viado commented after the Match saying, “It’s a good thing to, This win is just what we need to boost our moral. This could be a sign of better things to come.”

The Hardy Boys #45988851
The Mystery Of The Silver Square
By Franklin W Dixon

Chapter 2 - Ask The Cockroach

"We have to go talk to that cockroach, Frank!"

"I know, Joe! Hurry!"

The two whippersnappers dashed down the stairs after their aunt. They had to rush around the hedge to get to the front door, but they both had trained with Jesse Owens for eight years during The Mystery of the Crappy Olympics, and so they were there in just a few seconds.

Standing on their doorstep was a tiny brown insect. It took Frank and Joe a few seconds of looking at the little animal, but they soon noticed that it was wearing a small electronic device. The device beeped a few times, then:

"Hello, boys," the cockroach said through the tiny device in a tinny, electronic voice. "Might I take a moment of your father's time? I have a big mystery I need help with."

"Our father's in New York for business. But Joe and I have solved quite a few capers ourselves," said Frank politely. "45,988,850, to be exact."

"Really? Well then maybe you boys could help me out."

"Sure, come on in," said Frank. "But I don't know if we have any chairs that will be very comfortable for you."

"Oh," the cockroach said, "we could just talk out here on the front step."

Frank and Joe looked at each other incredulously. Quickly, Joe leaned over to his brother and muttered, "We'd better watch this fellow, Frank. Anyone who wants to have a conversation outside of a living room or culturally equivalent sitting area is a shady character."

"Sure is, Joe. Don't worry. We'll put our foot down." Frank turned to the cockroach. "No, we insist. Come into our living room and sit down. Our mother will figure something out."

"Uh, okay," said the cockroach.

The three beings walked through the front door and had a seat on their comfortable living room chairs. The cockroach climbed onto a wicker chair and folded its tiny legs.

"Well gentlemen, I should explain: my name is Edward. I am the world's first talking cockroach. I've come today because my homeland is in the midst of trying to solve a great mystery."

"We'd love to try and help you, Edward. But we don't know where you're from!" cried Joe.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Edward. "I should have clarified that. I am from the Pazhujeb Islands. My nation is a tiny island nation in the middle of the Atlantic. We have for years been shut off from the rest of the world, but we are slowly trying to find our way onto the international scene. Our people, however, will always remain protective of our ancient ways."

"Sounds fascinating. What can we help you with, Edward?"

"Well, our national soccer team is in the midst of its first ever international tournament in Miceland. When our team arrived, we were told by the Baptism of Fire authorities that we would be playing Nire and Nire on Matchday 2, and some people reported that this fixture did in fact take place. But other reports said that our Urchins had played 95X on Matchday 2, and now the official Miceland reports state that we did play 95X. We just want to know the truth about who we played on Matchday 2."

"That sure is a big mystery," said Joe.

"Yes," said Edward. "And so even though the tournament is taking place in Miceland, I would like to request that you boys come with me to the Pazhujeb Islands to investigate this case, in keeping with the tradition of you two wandering off on meaningless ten-chapter tangents in your mysteries."

"We'd love to," said Frank. "But what about the silver square?"

"Oh, that's just the medallion that has been handed out to every one of our players and coaches upon arrival in Miceland."

"Say, Frank," whispered Joe hastily, "what if one of the players on this soccer team lost their medallion, and they're the person who threatened us?"

"Could be-"

Suddenly, outside there was a sharp and loud rap! It sounded like a gun!

Pazhujebam Eenadu
(Pazhujebis Today)

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Shaghni Oj'vash

Purple Sea Urchins Crush Scotchpinestan

In roach pits now springing up all around the country, Pazhujebis are chanting "one more win!" With an emphatic victory over Scotchpinestan on Matchday Three, the Pazhujeb Islands are just three points away from clinching the top spot in Group Square. The match was tight for the first 40 minutes, with both sides playing very conservatively, until finally something clearly clicked for our Pazhujebis, and goals began to tally up.

The 41st minute saw the first goal, as Xussanikara Ghur found enough space to blast an absolute missile past the hands of the Scotchpinestan keeper. From there on out it was Muwadasiwar Yet Pighanija in the 46th, Herodotusam Guvidhipa in the 54th, Ghur again in the 59th, Pav Panithaj in the 68th, and Jirassam Lethija in the 83rd. Though there was much to clap about, one note was supposed progidy Chaya Vuhumkara's very weak looking match form and 88th minute sending off for fighting with a Scotchpinestan defender (though the other player was sent off as well).

Watching The Baptism From The Sidelines

Below is a portion of the interview that our reporter Guptishu Matarra brought us with injured centre back Semhar Idarha:

GM: What's helped you fellows get to this level?

SI: Well, I think a lot of it is coach Oberlander. He's really kept us disciplined. The very first thing he did with us defenders when he came in last year was get us out on the training pitch and work the trap for six straight days. He didn't introduce himself, didn't really say much, just put us to work. And you know, we've had a chance to get to know him better personally since then, but establishing that work ethic early on has been extremely helpful.

GM: Anything else?

SI: Well, part of it is just our intense national pride. Every guy on this team is totally dedicated to the ideals of our nation, and so representing the Pazhujebs at this high level, even in sport, well, there's just something that comes along with that.

GM: That's why you're wearing the turbans.

SI: Yes. We've gotten some comments about that from other teams and from natives of Miceland, mostly good; they wonder if we wear them for good luck. And we always have to remind them, no, this purple turban is about national identity, it distinguishes us as Pazhujebis.

GM: Hopefully very soon the purple turban will be recognized as a sign of footballing brilliance, as well.

Idarha was forced to watch the Scotchpinestan match from the dugout after severely spraining his ankle against 95X. It is hoped that he can return for the final match of the first group stage against New Morrisia.

Baptism of Fire 25 Goalscorers
Ghur 3
Guvidhipa 1
Lethija 1
Mhenipda 1
Oujadda 1
Panithaj 1
Parokshara 1
Pighanija 1
Tushambanda 1
Vhumadara 1
Vuhumkara 1

Stage 1 - Matchday 4 Results
Group Triangle

Hopeless SC 2-0 Thundercliffe
Bergelland 0-3 Ikoville
Tuaim 1-4 Spaam

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Hopeless SC 4 4 0 0 15 2 13 12
2 Thundercliffe 4 2 1 1 4 3 1 7
3 Tuaim 4 2 0 2 6 8 -2 6
4 Ikoville 4 2 0 2 6 9 -3 6
5 Spaam 4 1 0 3 7 8 -1 3
6 Bergelland 4 0 1 3 2 10 -8 1


Group Circle

Jey 6-0 Alversia
Bumiroar 0-3 Starblaydia
Mallatarsland 1-2 Merovis

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jey 4 4 0 0 15 1 14 12
2 Merovis 4 3 1 0 7 4 3 10
3 Starblaydia 4 2 0 2 7 4 3 6
4 Alversia 4 1 1 2 1 8 -7 4
5 Mallatarsland 4 1 0 3 3 8 -5 3
6 Bumiroar 4 0 0 4 3 11 -8 0

Group Square

New Morrisia 1-1 Scotchpinestan
Nire and Nire 1-4 The Pazhujeb Islands
Onimar 2-0 95X

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Pazhujeb Islands 4 4 0 0 17 4 13 12
2 Scotchpinestan 4 2 1 1 9 8 1 7
3 Onimar 4 2 0 2 5 8 -3 6
4 New Morrisia 4 1 2 1 4 4 0 5
5 Nire and Nire 4 1 1 2 5 9 -4 4
6 95X 4 0 0 4 2 9 -7 0

Onimar Soccer World Magazine
Onimar wins second match in a row 2-0
Scorers: Kire Uriesu (2)
The Onimar fans got a second helping of victory today as they beat 95X. Keeping its new formation of 4-3-3 proved a good idea as Onimar dominated the pitch both halves. The first half started straight forward, Onimar leading several attacks into 95X’s box, gaining two corners both not developing them any further. The first goal was gained in the 34th minute by forward Kire Uriesu. He was fed a pass by Kimiko Sagawa from the right wing and kicked the ball into the top left corner. The rest of the half showed no more scores but several attempts by not only Kire but Kimiko Sagawa.

The second half started with 95X desperately trying to score, but the Onimar defenders held the line well and 95X was called for off sides. Onimar regained possession a few minutes in and remained in control for much of the rest of the game. The final Onimar goal was in the 73rd minute. Once again by Kire Uriesu, this time he took the ball from a 95X player at midfield and drove all the way to the box to score the goal dodging several defenders on the way.

Miceland Capital City, Miceland Grand Hotel- Two days after match four 7:36 pm

Guido Viado stood in his hotel room window 26 stories up. A cigarette was burning and he was slowly breathing in the smoke. “I just had to go with a nonsmoking room didn’t I,” He complained to himself blowing the smoke out the window.

A sigh escaped him and he took another drag, his mind wandering back to the last few games Onimar has played. A frown grew; those first two games were a disaster he thought. After taking another drag, he stopped and looked down at the cigarette as it was burning half down the filter. He flicked it out the window and walked over to the bathroom.

25th floor, Kimiko Sagawa’s room, 7:42 pm

Kimiko was walking out of the shower, she was just for bed. She had just pulled on her pajamas and started drying her hair as a knock came to the door. Wrapping a towel around her hair she cracked open the door and peeked out, standing outside were Leola Christmen, Akame Prat, and Rita Patterson.

“What are you three doing up?” she asked sleepily.

“Doing Up,” Akame blurted out, “What are you doing going to bed Kimi, Its only a quarter to eight?”

Rita smiled, “We’re all going to this night club we heard about from some of the locals. Get dressed, your coming with us.”

“I don’t think I should” she said, looking at the three.

“Kimiko, You’re coming with us, and theres no escaping it.” Leola said, looking at her straight in the eyes.

“Alright… Alright, give me a second to get dressed,” with that she went back into her room.

Somewhere outside of the hotel 8:12 pm

Kire Uriesu was taking his nightly jog, the only thing really noticed on the busy streets were the music from his walkman and his own deep breaths. Here he never wore his colors while running in an attempt to avoid unwanted eyes. He started to slow down, recognizing one of his team members on the street.

Before he could say anything Hakan Arai spoke first, “Oi, What are you doing running out here all on your lonesome mate?”

“Just running, I do better when theres no one around.” He replied coming to a stop.

“No one around,” Hakan looked up and down the street, “I’d say there are plenty of people about.”

“That’s not what I mean.”

“Ah, no matter mate. Come now, I’m meeting Faoli, Olin, and Fredrick at a pub in a few minutes and you’re tagging along. You’ve run enough out here in the cold,” He explained with a smile.

“I would man, but I’m not 21,” Kire replied with a shruge.

“Well let me tell you mate,” Hakan placed his arm around Kire’s shoulder, “The drinkin age here is 18. Come now mate, I’ll buy you a pint.”

Hakan patted Kire on the back and started walking off. Kire sighed and followed after him.

"I scored!!!" Screamed El President Nire as the defeated Nire and Nire team returned to the changing sheds after their second loss at the Baptism of Fire. His teammates looked at him in disgust, his only goal came when he forced the ball into the back of his own net. Youn Grand leaned over to Cest Wonder: "What a retard, ... hey Nire - no one is watching this back home, they do not care about football." A heavy cloud was hanging over the Nire and Nire team, the 3-1 loss was demoralising and although the team had secured at least 5th place in their pool and a place in the final 16 hopes were not high for any progress past the first knockout round. As the team headed back to their hotel every one on the bus was pleased that at least no one at home was watching the tournament anymore.

Nire and Nire Take Top Spot

Official Communique of the Disputed Territories

The Government of the Disputed Territories of Nire and Nire is pleased to announce that after two straight wins at the Baptism of Fire the Disputed Territories have gone to the top of their pool with one match remaining. Following their 2-0 win over on Matchday 4 (Supreme Ruler Nire (2) ) the team now only require a point in their final match to advance to the next stage as top qualifier from their pool and are currently considered joint favourites for the tournament. The Disputed Territories also informs its citizens that the nationwide television ban will continue until further notice.

All hail Commando Nire!!!

Ends

Scotchpinestan has made a strong showing so far in the BoF, going 2-1-1 through the first four matches and currently residing in second place in Group Square. The lone loss was a slaughtering at the hands of the Pazhujeb Islands, but the team rebounded nicely to earn a draw in their most recent match.

The star for Scotchpinestan so far has definitely been Igor Volkov, who has scored in every match thus far. Scotchpinestan's 3-3-4 formation and "pepper the net" strategy appear to have caught some of the more conservative teams off-guard. It has resulted in some exciting action and some high-scoring games. More of the same could be expected in Scotchpinestan's next match against winless 95X.

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Jey Tops Alversia 6-0 in 4th Straight Win

THE MICE OF MICELAND In an amazing display of offensive ability, Jey scored six goals today in their fourth Baptism of Fire match against Alversia. The defense remained impenetrable while the offense stepped up in a huge way for the first time throughout the tournament.

Assistant Coach Richardo Mezlin, a highly offensive-minded soccer coach, said "This was one of the greatest matches I've seen from this team. The whole match was ours: we decided when to make our moves, we decided when the goals were to be scored. There wasn't anyone on that field that could stop our offense today. This was truly a spectacular display of ability. I'm very proud of this team."

Team Captain and goalkeeper Sert Bolorg maintained the number of one in goals against him in this tournament, as the defense was little tested throughout the match in with Jey maintained ball control for a large majority of the time.

The offensive game was very evenly distributed among the attackers in the Jevian formation: only Jonson Tol did not score, among all the midfielders and forwards. The Jevian squad displayed a great sense of team play and unselfish soccer on their way towards their fourth Baptism of Fire win. Jey remains at the top of Group Circle, and with a current goal differential of 14, is ranked #1 in the tournament.

Jevian Scorers: Margonivich, Swen (2), Farchoze, Dolorence, Warrens

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

"Five, six, seven, eight-and-" The dancers began, standing with their feet shoulder-width apart, their long and lithe limbs perfectly straight, fingers delicately poised in the manner of dancers across the world. They had their beat, clinical and perfect.

Lex watched them in the squash court they had appropriated for this task, beside him stood Ornvidar Bazraltek and Joseph Shakirii, who he thought of as 'co-conspirators'. Christophe Proviia, the left-sided midfielder, was there too, being their expert in Vegan. Vey-gan, the language, rather than Vee-gan, the eating habit, of course. Christophe was calling out the words in time with the dancer's beat and they echoed in the small confines of the court.

"Kalonii se vega," Christophe called out by way of the chorus, but Lex wasn't happy with it. Yelling Starblaydia's name in an ancient language needed to feel.. tribal, and Lex just wasn't impressed, even in these close confines. The dance progressed to its conclusion and Lex simply stood there, arms folded.

"I..." he looked for the right words, "I just didn't-"

"Didnae feel it." Ornvidar offered up a description.

"Exactly!" Lex said, pointing at the dwarf. "This dance needs to be tribal, primal. It needs to resonate with power and aggression, as if your very spirit and soul is aflame with the battle about to commence. This dance isn't about tradition, really, it's what they did before a challenge. It's about showing the other guy you're more of a warrior, your songs are stronger and your feet are faster, and you're going to defeat them, no, destroy them.

"It's... it's the heart of what we are as sportsmen, the gladiators of our age, the combatants pitching ourselves against each other. We do this to show we will wemerge victorious. Remember the translation of Ariddia's Ulek? 'Flee, and die! Stand, and be destroyed!' That is what we are saying through Starblaydi culture, not some piddling island race. Huhti kamarti va ni harmuhi tuhl. Ko pape ni fam, NeHuhti daii votar! 'We ready ourselves for the challenge to come. Life is the path and we are first to walk!' Can you feel the power in those words? Can you hear a million ghostly warriors screaming in the back of your mind, hungry for combat? That's what this dance is about. This is who we are!"

Cheers erupted from outside the court. Lex whirled around to see his entire team sat in the audience seats, watching the practise session. They had been quiet as, appropriately enough, mice, and listened to all of his words about the dance before breaking out into spontaneous applause, cheering and whooping. Lex saw that the came down to enter the squash court, and soon the small sporting arena was filled with an entire squad of twenty-three footballers and two dance choreographers. Kili Izretar, their captain, began to beat his chest with his right fist. Within moments the entire squad followed with hands slapping the outside of their thighs: in the tightly-packed atmosphere of the squash court it was as if a thousand hands were brought together. Kili looked around and up at the faces of his team.

"Hati se kalonii!" He called, in time with his beat. I am of the sword!

"Huhti se kalonii!" They replied, feral and pumped-up. We are of the sword!

And the first Raiigar (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Raiigar) in almost two hundred years was performed in anger. In Miceland, in a squash court. All who heard it that day were unnerved by it, an unleashing of raw power, rage and emotion by this team. 'Kamar!' was their final cry. They were ready.

Pazhujebam Eenadu
(Pazhujebis Today)

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Shaghni Oj'vash

Awesome Offense Sinks Nire and Nire

"Four one, four one, four one!" was the cry from around the Pazhujeb Islands today as the Purple Sea Urchins rolled over Nire and Nire on Matchday Four of Group Stage 1 play in the 25th Baptism of Fire. Excitement is on the rise in roach pits, public baths, street markets, and city councils all over our tiny nation, and all because of our national football team. Verily, the Urchins are currently sporting the best offense in the Baptism of Fire, with 17 goals in four games (a whopping 4.25 goals per match).

As far as the match went, Jaime Oberlander's traditionally defensive tactics were unceremoniously tosses aside as it seemed that the Pazhujebs were going all out on every opportunity they saw. Right winger Qabe Oujadda, for example, seemed to overextend his hamstring on an attempted interception of a poor Nire and Nire lob, and had to be taken out of the match in the 15th minute. This new injury to the starting lineup was concerning for manager Oberlander, (though centre half Semhar Idarha's ankle sprain is believed to have subsided enough for him to play tomorrow,) and youngster Ioya Oovi was brought in.

Arguably one of the sparks for yet another Urchins offensive explosion, Oovi seemed to operate as a wing-striker, as he was beating defenders the moment he stepped onto the pitch. Though he deserved more, his only goal of the game landed in the net in the 21st minute.

Though the 23rd minute saw a failed Urchins trap let a Nire and Nire striker score on a breakaway, the equalizer wouldn't last. Following the intermission, in-form striker Pav Panithaj scored in the 52nd minute, and substitute wingback Jirassam Lethija made it three one in the 58th. Though it was clear for the entire second half that the match was over, one more security goal trickled past the Nire and Nire keeper in the 90th minute after a low-to-the-ground blast by midfielder Shipuchan Parokshara.

Four wins clinches the top spot in the group for the Pazhujeb Islands. They will close out group play against New Morrisia, with Idarha to return. More news to come on Oujadda's hamstring injury.

Stage 1 - Matchday 5 Results.

Group Triangle

Hopeless SC 2-2 Tuaim
Ikoville 0-0 Thundercliffe
Spaam 1-2 Bergelland

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Hopeless SC 5 4 1 0 17 4 13 13
2 Thundercliffe 5 2 2 1 4 3 1 8
3 Tuaim 5 2 1 2 8 10 -2 7
4 Ikoville 5 2 1 2 6 9 -3 7
5 Bergelland 5 1 1 3 4 11 -7 4
6 Spaam 5 1 0 4 8 10 -2 3


Group Circle

Alversia 1-1 Bumiroar
Merovis 2-2 Jey
Starblaydia 4-1 Mallatarsland

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jey 5 4 1 0 17 3 14 13
2 Merovis 5 3 2 0 9 6 3 11
3 Starblaydia 5 3 0 2 11 5 6 9
4 Alversia 5 1 2 2 2 9 -7 5
5 Mallatarsland 5 1 0 4 4 12 -8 3
6 Bumiroar 5 0 1 4 4 12 -8 1


Group Square

95X 0-1 Scotchpinestan
The Pazhujeb Islands 4-0 New Morrisia
Nire and Nire 2-0 Onimar

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Pazhujeb Islands 5 5 0 0 21 4 17 15
2 Scotchpinestan 5 3 1 1 10 8 2 10
3 Nire and Nire 5 2 1 2 7 9 -2 7
4 Onimar 5 2 0 3 5 10 -5 6
5 New Morrisia 5 1 2 2 4 8 -4 5
6 95X 5 0 0 5 2 10 -8 0

Stage 2 Groups and Fixtures

Group 1

Hopeless SC
Jey
The Pazhujeb Islands

Group 2

Thundercliffe
Merovis
Scotchpinestan

Group 3

Tuaim
Starblaydia
Nire and Nire

Group 4

Ikoville
Alversia
Onimar

Group 5

Bergelland
Mallatarsland
New Morrisia

Group 6*

Spaam
Bumiroar
95X

Fixtures:
MD1: 1 vs. 2
MD2: 2 vs. 3
MD3: 3 vs. 1

*N.B: Only one team from this group will progress to the Knockouts, everyone from all other groups will progress.

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Dateline, Miceland – Today the Richards’ Eleven won their first official international match at Miceland International Stadium. After a rather disappointing campaign with one draw and three losses, the Bergian National Team was able to secure a victory against Spaam on the last match of this stage. The news of the victory come in a rather good time, hours after communication with the outside world was reestablished, following the sudden collapse of international telecommunications links weeks ago and weeks after the beginning of the large economic crisis that has been wreaking havoc on the country.

It was a rather slow game, however, with few scoring chances for both sides. After a few distant attempts, Spaam was able to score the first goal forty minutes into the first half. It took another twenty minutes of play before Bergelland’s reaction. At sixty minutes, Nicole King scored, putting Bergelland back into the game.
It seemed like the match was going to a draw until the 92nd minute, when King scored the winner with an impressive free kick, 33 meters away from the goal.

Onimar Soccer World Magazine
Onimar loses to Nire and Nire 2-0
Nire Scorers: Cest Wonder, Tony Rimarom
The Fifth round of Stage 1 took place last Sunday, this time around the Empire played against the Nire and Nire team, which it had already played once during the mix up in the previous fixtures. Both games ended in a loss of Onimar, this time resulting in a 2-0 score instead of a 3-0. The game started out as a heated battle in mid field as both teams only had control of the ball for a few minutes before conceding it to the other. The deadlock finally broke in the 42nd minute, when Nire Left Mid fielder Tony Rimaron got a header from a right corner kick.

The second half started the same, both teams battling for control of the ball. Taran Farstride received the ball in the 62nd minute and attempted to push forward to make a cross, but Nire striker ‘El Commando Nire’ tackled him from behind resulting in a red card. Taran collapsed to the ground with a severely strained calf muscle. He was subbed with Willis Carter, but will have to miss out on the next few games. Even with the lack of a forward striker, Nire continued to push the attack and in the 76th minute scored again, this time by Tony Rimarom who made a shot from just outside the box. The rest of the game was another power struggle; the Onimar team pushing hard to score but the whistle blew before its final attack could develop.

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The Baptism of Fire So Far
Group stages, round-ups and previews

Forty-five matches have been played so far between the eighteen teams entered into the 25th Baptism of Fire and we've seen goals galore, mysterious gifts to players, celebrations, commiserations and a war dance. It's been eventful here in Miceland, where the mice seem to be human-sized, not mouse-sized, contrary to popular belief. The tournament for new teams has begun to progress well despite some initial fixture confusion due to 'mechanical error', and, as the cliché goes, football has been the real winner here. So here's how the groups of shapes have turned out:

First group stage round-up
Group Triangle
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Hopeless SC 5 4 1 0 17 4 13 13
2 Thundercliffe 5 2 2 1 4 3 1 8
3 Tuaim 5 2 1 2 8 10 -2 7
4 Ikoville 5 2 1 2 6 9 -3 7
5 Bergelland 5 1 1 3 4 11 -7 4
6 Spaam 5 1 0 4 8 10 -2 3

Spaam's new colour of pink obviously didn't help them as they just won a single match among their four losses. The group was topped, however, by the undefeated Hopeless SC, scoring an excellent seventeen goals along the way and only blotting their copybook with a two-all draw to Tuaim on the last group matchday. That was about it for a fairly-boring triangular group, where a young and under-performing Bergelland side found themselves only a point better off than Spaam.

Group Circle

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jey 5 4 1 0 17 3 14 13
2 Merovis 5 3 2 0 9 6 3 11
3 Starblaydia 5 3 0 2 11 5 6 9
4 Alversia 5 1 2 2 2 9 -7 5
5 Mallatarsland 5 1 0 4 4 12 -8 3
6 Bumiroar 5 0 1 4 4 12 -8 1

Group Circle is where the action is for most of our readers as Jey's undefeated graduates topped Starblaydia's group. The Jevians seem to be the most 'self-confident' side we've seen since Sarzonia and the average Starblaydi seems to find them equally distasteful. The graduates gained themselves a magnificent six-nil win over Alversia along the way to seventeen goals in five matches, being ruined by a two-two draw with Merovis - the other team that beat Starblaydia. The Starblaydi side had a slow start in the tournament, with two losses, but their team spirit appears to have emerged and they rounded off the group with two three-goal victories, but it wasn't enough to lift them above a disappointing third-place in the group.

Group Square
Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Pazhujeb Islands 5 5 0 0 21 4 17 15
2 Scotchpinestan 5 3 1 1 10 8 2 10
3 Nire and Nire 5 2 1 2 7 9 -2 7
4 Onimar 5 2 0 3 5 10 -5 6
5 New Morrisia 5 1 2 2 4 8 -4 5
6 95X 5 0 0 5 2 10 -8 0

The best team in the tournament, performance-wise, has come from The Pazhujeb Islands and their Starblaydi coach, Jaime Oberlander. The purple sea urchins are the only team with a one-hundred percent record and have amassed an enormous twenty-one goals scored, and just four conceded. Nire and Nire's presidential backing and goalscoring feats could only lift them to third place in Group Square.

Second group stage preview
Group One, wow, thirteen wins and two draws between these three teams, but we're picking The Pazhujeb Islands to take it over Jey, with Hopeless SC finishing a poor third, probably with two losses. For Group Two, this is much of a muchness, surprisingly for three group runners-up, though our tip is Scotchpinestan over Merovis. Group Three? Starblaydia all the way, with only Nire and Nire providing a test for Betanii Marrones' side. Onimar look like the team to beat in Group Four, while Group Five is a tussle between Mallatarsland and Bergelland. Group Six: who cares? A bit of Atlantian Oceania pride will want 95X to stay in the tournament, though Spaam have the edge.

Starblaydi round-up
Starblaydia began the tournament on a low note, losing Three-Two to Merovis. When goalkeeper Fernando Rodriguez was sent off for bringing down a diving Merovian striker and defender Roque Bravo was also dismissed for his second yellow card at the same time for dissent. Despite goals from Tarquin Fullbright and Antonio Mora, Starblaydia's new era began with a loss. Things got better on Matchday Two when Alversia were defeated by Fullbright and Izretar goals. Jey came a-calling in the third game and smashed and grabbed a one-nil win from Starblaydia, but that proved the launching point for two straight wins. Starblaydia defeated both Bumiroar and Mallatarsland by three goals and lifted themselves to third place in the group.

It's not been Starblaydia's greatest tournament ever, but things are never easy when Starblaydia play football. Like always, they have to do it the hard way. Topping Group Three on their way into the Third Round, where the knock-outs really begin, will be their next aim and from there they're looking once more for the title.

Starblaydi goalscoring charts:
Kili Izretar 3
Tarquin Fullbright 3
Claudio Melciori 1
Antonio Mora 1
Stefan Hinkonnen 1
Ornvidar Bazraltek 1
Lii Chong-sun 1

Stage 2 - Matchday 1 Results

Group 1

Hopeless SC 0-1 Jey

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jey 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3
2 The Pazhujeb Islands 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Hopeless SC 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0


Group 2

Thundercliffe 2-0 Merovis

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Thundercliffe 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 3
2 Scotchpinestan 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Merovis 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0


Group 3

Tuaim 0-7 Starblaydia

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Starblaydia 1 1 0 0 7 0 7 3
2 Nire and Nire 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Tuaim 1 0 0 1 0 7 -7 0


Group 4

Ikoville 2-0 Alversia

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Ikoville 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 3
2 Onimar 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Alversia 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0


Group 5

Bergelland 6-0 Mallatarsland

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Bergelland 1 1 0 0 6 0 6 3
2 New Morrisia 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Mallatarsland 1 0 0 1 0 6 -6 0


Group 6

Spaam 0-0 Bumiroar

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Spaam 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
2 Bumiroar 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
3 95X 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Dateline, Swansea and Miceland – A large crowd took over the streets of Swansea and other cities across Bergelland following a staggering 6-0 win over Mallatarsland. After a weak first stage campaign, the Richards’ Eleven massacred the Mallatarslandi team on a fast paced match at Miceland International Stadium.

The Blue Stars played an all-out offensive from kick-off to the final whistle, differently from other matches, where coach Dawn Richards maintained a more conservative posture. She commented after the game that “We finally found our pace. We didn’t really had enough time back home to sort out our strengths and weaknesses, but now that we know what works, we will have much better chances at the upcoming matches. We can’t get overconfident tough”.
Captain Nicole King couldn’t be reached amidst the celebrations to comment on the game, but apparently she was very satisfied with the team’s performance.

This match was an excellent display from Bergelland who, despite its terrible campaign in the previous stage, have been head and shoulders above the competition tonight without ever really having to get out of second gear. This excellent result has put Bergelland on the top of its group for the second stage before the next match between Mallatarsland and New Morrisia which should take place tomorrow on Match Day 2.

Scorers: Kayleigh Dunham (3), Alex Turner (2), Nicole King

"Tomorrow your destiny is in your own hands, lose and it is an uphill battle to progress into the knockout stages, win and an the dream becomes possible. Can you taste the victory in you mouth yet? Can you feel it in your bones? Tomorrow is your day of reckoning. Are we contenders or are we pretenders? I see the fire in the eyes of each and every one of you. Tomorrow, when you walk out onto that pitch, play for your pride and play for the pride or everyone back home. Be you from Nire or from Nire - tomorrow it does not matter. We will play as one and we will defeat them!"

Coach Sohot's speech was met with cheers from the Disputed Territories team but the man himself knew the challenge of the task ahead. Standing in their way was an in-form Starblaydia who had just recorded a thumping 7-0 win over the other group 3 rival Tuaim. His defence was leaky, 9 goals in 5 games to only 7 scored. The clean-sheet against Onimar had eased his nerves somewhat but facing a Starblaydia team once ranked number 1 in the world was enough to keep this man awake at night. The decision to stick with the same starting XI had been a tough one - especially given the poor showing of Supreme Religious Leader Nire. Lexit Sohot was a smart man and even if it was to cost him the tournament he knew that not playing him would cost him his life. It was not an option to consider and he dreamed that Nire would recapture his domestic form and start hitting the target. The reports of riots and casualties in Sentu after the opening loss had hit the team hard, they knew what was at stake for the remained of the tournament. The territories were already at war, Sohot did not want to think about what might happen if the mighty Bulls failed to respond to the challenge presented. IT was now or never and the consequences for his country had never been more severe.

The Entomologist
The Pazhujeb Islands' Leading Insect Study Journal

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Shaghni Oj'vash

Checking In With Edward

Having given him a short hiatus from his regular interviews with us, in order for him to make several world tours, we now invite Edward, the most famous insect on the planet back to talk about what everyone else on our Islands are chatting about: the 25th Baptism of Fire. Correspondent Rajmar Yughrana brings us the interview.

Rajmar Yughrana: We've been hearing quite a bit trickling down through the vine about your world travels, Edward.

Edward: Yes, well, it's nothing like being back home.

RY: I bet. Well, you said at the outset of this interview that there was only one thing you wanted to talk about, football! Right?

E: If that's all right, I'm going to go nuts.

RY: Have at it.

E: All right. Well, I can't express how excited I am about the progress our Sea Urchins seem to be making at such a fast pace. Five wins after the group stage? Wow. Just... wow. I don't think anyone, even in the Pazhujebs, was expecting an offensive explosion the likes of which we're seeing here. Everyone is pitching in, too. I haven't done my math, Rajmar, but I believe that Chaya Vuhumkara, Pav Panithaj, and Xussanikara Ghur have all pitched in three goals so far in the tournament.

RY: I believe you're correct, Edward.

E: Yeah, it just seems like every time one of them has an off day the other two just fill in the void. The chemistry is amazing.

RY: Any thoughts on why they've been working so well together?

E: Well, really, it's a fantastic combination, probably one whose creation we can credit to Jaime Oberlander. Think about it: Panithaj and Ghur play side by side (often literally) together at Juvapanam LL. They're easily the most potent one two offensive punch in the entire Ivheshbum. Any questions about whether that skill could translate over into internationals have been answered. Then throw in the enormous talent that is Chaya Vuhumkara, this kid who is thought to be one of the next big things in world football, and you have a really skilled three fellows up front, and they're doing their job when it counts.

RY: Sure are. Vuhumkara nabbed a double against New Morrisia; do you think he can stay on a scoring trend through the Stage 2 match versus Jey?

E: We'll see. The kid went nuts against New Morrisia, two goals, and one in each half, with two late-second half insurance goals from Tushambanda and the triumphantly returning Idarha. Just a dominating match in general for the Urchins. No surprise that Vuhumkara was the player of the game, really, when everyone else in the starting eleven is firing on all their cylinders like that. But Jey are a lot more talented than New Morrisia. These guys have terrorized everyone else in their group; their defense is practically impenetrable.

RY: But look at us! Our offense is unstoppable! We're the only club with five wins and no losses or draws!

E: See, that's the kind of attitude we can't take into this match. If we tramp on in there with big heads we'll get beat. Not that that would be the end of the world, we're into the knockouts already, but my bet is that we'll meet Jey somewhere along the way if we want to win this competition, and arrogance doesn't win football matches. So we have your confidence, and my skepticism, and as far as the upcoming match goes, I think a little bit of both should be acknowledged. Jey will find out that our strikers are every bit as deadly as our statistics suggest we are, but our defense won't hold together with Mahmudanam Rha out, and we'll see either a two all or three all draw.

RY: Which side is more likely to win the entire tournament?

E: Tough question. As much as I love my Urchins, I have nothing but admiration for how brilliantly Jey have played, and I see them hoisting the BoF trophy in the end. But I hope I'm wrong.

The Entomologist will be interviewing Edward again, shortly after the Jey-Pazhujeb Islands match has ended, to discuss his predictions and thoughts on the upcoming knockout stage.

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Jey Wins First Match in Stage 2 Play, Looks Ahead to Knockout Stage

THE MICE OF MICELAND Jey has defeated their first opponent in the second group stage of the competition, Hopeless SC, 1-0.

Jevian Scorers: Warrens

Jey will soon play The Pazhujeb Islands, the only team that outranked Jey in the first group stage in the Baptism of Fire.

Winger Swen commented "We are all looking forward to the match against The Pazhujeb Islands. The statistics are there: they have the best overall record in this competition thus far. However, this is group play. We are all qualified to move onto the knockout stage already. We are looking at this game as an assessment of The Pazhujeb Islands' play. We are ready to understand this opponent, as we see them as one of the biggest obstacles in our goal of winning this tournament. They don't scare us; they make us think."

And the knockout stage is precisely where most of Jey's players are currently placing their anticipation. Jey anticipates a rough but ultimately victorious journey through the knockout stage of the competition. Richardo Mezlin, the team's assistant coach, commented "We openly await extremely well fought matches between us and The Pazhujeb Islands, or Hopeless SC, or Starblaydia. We are confident, but not to a disadvantage like many of our opponents think. We understand that our TSS training is the pinnacle of soccer understanding. We just have to perform on the field now."

Indeed, it now comes down to whether Jey can place its Universian training into the real competition. Any mistake will take Jey out of the running to win this competition. Understanding the breadth of TSS learning, this reporter would be incredibly surprised if every Jevian player was not wholly prepared for the next stage of this competition. Jey performs the best under pressure.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

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Shroud Over Tuaim
Starblaydia romp to massive victory

It was the highest winning margin of any match in the 25th Baptism of Fire so far, and the joint-highest scoring game. Seven goals, all scored by Starblaydia. It eclipsed the 6-1 scoreline where the Purple Sea Urchins destroyed Scothpinestan, and also the 6-0 hammering Jey dished out to Alversia.

Starblaydia seven, Tuaim nil.

Not quite Starblaydia's highest-scoring victory ever, when they put eight past Obsidianus in World Cup 27's qualifying stage, but most definitely their best result in over fifty years. Starblaydia performed their new tradition - the Raiigar - for the second time: a war-dance to challenge their unknown opponents. It seemed to work against Mallatarsland when it resulted in a four-nil victory and this time around it definitely spurred on the dance's re-creator, Lex Panarii. The thirty-three year-old professor of history was visibly moved by the team's performance of the cultural dance and he was so fired up that he opened the scoring after just over a minute of play. Bursting forward the defensive midfielder pounced on a loose clearance, charged down the pitch and braved the on-rushing 'keeper to delicately chip the ball into the net from around fifteen yards. It was an excellent finish, demonstrating the coolest of heads after the fiercest of starts.

Things soon went from bad to worse as Starblaydia's number one striker, Tarquin Fullbright, doubled his goals tally for the tournament so far in a stunning hat-trick, netting twice in the space of seven minutes in the first half and completing his first senior international hat-trick (he also scored one against The Orion Islands at Under-21 level) just after the hour mark. The first was simple, creating space at the back-post to volley a thunderous right-foot shot into the back of the net. The second was a header, again finding space in the penalty area to head home a pin-point cross from Antonio Mora. His third, which was incidentally Starblaydia's fifth, came from a Canildo cross, which fizzed across the goal-line from out wide, requiring the sliding figure of Fullbright to bundle the ball in at the back post.

Their fourth goal had earlier been scored in the first half by midfielder Christophe Proviia to make it four-nil at half time, an excellently-placed shot from distance that sailed beautifully into the top right hand corner of the net. Some days everything seems to come off, and this was one of those days. It was certainly a long day for the Tuaim defence as, with five minutes to go, they were seriously flagging. Space developed all over the back line and the far fitter Starblaydia side exploited the gaps, creating a great opportunity for captain Kili Izretar to score his fourth goal of the tournament, half-volleying the ball low and under the goalkeeper's body with four minutes remaining on the clock. Starblaydia weren't done at six-nil and with their fans chanting 'We want seven', Antonio Mora duly provided them a perfect closure to the match with a curling free-kick that the goalie simply didn't seem bothered to save.

A massive goal-difference in the three-team line-up of Group Three won't be a set of laurels to rest on for Marrones' side, but they will hope for it to be a base upon which a real campaign for the Baptism of Fire trophy can be built. On this display - in which Starblaydia were as excellent as Tuaim were woeful - they definitely are in the running for the title along with, most likely, Jey and the Pazhujeb Islands.

Next up for Starblaydia come Nire and Nire, two countries divided by a common name. The name of Starblaydia, however, is striking fear into many an opponent in this Cup, and El Presidente's side had better watch out and seal that leaky defence; another thrashing might be in the pipeline.

Tuaim 0 - 7 (seven) Starblaydia
(None) - (Panarii 2, Fullbright 19, 26 & 63, Proviia 35, Izretar 86, Mora 88)

Stage 2 - Matchday 2 Results

Group 1

Jey 1-0 The Pazhujeb Islands


Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jey 2 2 0 0 2 0 2 6
2 The Pazhujeb Islands 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
3 Hopeless SC 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0

Group 2

Merovis 1-3 Scotchpinestan

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Scotchpinestan 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 3
2 Thundercliffe 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 3
3 Merovis 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0

Group 3

Starblaydia 3-0 Nire and Nire


Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Starblaydia 2 2 0 0 10 0 10 6
2 Nire and Nire 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
3 Tuaim 1 0 0 1 0 7 -7 0

Group 4

Alversia 0-1 Onimar

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Ikoville 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 3
2 Onimar 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3
3 Alversia 2 0 0 2 0 3 -3 0

Group 5

Mallatarsland 0-0 New Morrisia


Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Bergelland 1 1 0 0 6 0 6 3
2 New Morrisia 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
3 Mallatarsland 2 0 1 1 0 6 -6 1

Group 6

Bumiroar 0-1 95X

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 95X 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3
2 Spaam 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
3 Bumiroar 2 0 1 1 0 1 -1 1
OOC: Star your RP *just* made it

Lexit Sohot was a broken man, for all his endeavours he could see the dream slipping away. Following his sides 3-0 loss to the ever impressive Starblaydia National side he knew that his opportunities were running out. A win against lowly Tuiam was what was required but even then he knew that his destiny would not be fulfilled in Miceland. His day would come, it had been foretold by the Great Oracle - a relic of the unified Nire. With that thought Sohot placed his copy of The Motorcycle Diaries on the night stand, turned off the light and drifted off into an uneasy sleep

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Jey Defeats The Pazhujeb Islands, Secures Top Spot in Stage 2 Play

THE MICE OF MICELAND In a thrilling victory, Jey has defeated The Pazhujeb Islands 1-0, and now is complete in its group play. The next match will be against an opponent to be announced, in the Knockout Stage of this competition. And all indicators point to Jey being ranked #1 in the tournament in that stage.

When attempted to be reached for questioning, Captain Sert Bolorg said only "This is outstanding. We were always anticipating doing well in group play, but I'm not sure how many of us truly believed we'd be ranked #1. The world now understands what it will take to ever defeat TSS athletes: an upset."

A speech of commendation for the team's outstanding group play is expected from the Emperor Drew Domz later today.

In the match against the top team in Stage 1 Group Play, The Pazhujeb Islands, defense dominated the match. As with the performance against Starblaydia, the match was scoreless into well through the second half. Substitutes were placed in the match in order to prevent injury to the starters for the Knockout Stage. In the 84th minute, back-up winger Larse Jelton of Domz City blasted a kick from over forty meters out into the top right corner of the goal.

Jevian Scorers: Jelton

An intense cheer followed from the millions of Jevians watching from home. Jey had secured the top spot in this group and competition. It's now time to live up to expectations.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

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A Commendation to the Jevian Representatives to the 25th Baptism of Fire from The Tildes Skills School at Universitus

THE CAPITOL OF THE ALLIED EMPIRE OF JEY, DOMZ CITY

My fellow Jevian Universians playing in the 25th Baptism of Fire,

I would like to congratulate you on your initial successes in this worldwide tournament. You all showed great consistency in your level of play, and have revealed to the world what it means to be a Tildes Skills School athlete. You have done your school proud, you have done your country proud, you have done me proud. I commend you for placing first in the tournament preceding knockout play.

I am proud of your coaches: Dr. Alimari DelMardo, M.D., Richardo Mezlin, and your training staff headed by Florins Eruviel for their ability to make you prepared and healthy thus far in this tournament. They have served you well by allowing you to properly represent TSS training.

To the team leader, goalkeeper Sert Bolorg: I commend you for leading this team to the top of this contest. Your personality, care, and spectacular performance in the goal has propelled this team to the highest position in this tournament. Continue this great leadership, and there is no reason why Jey cannot bring home this title.

Of course, this commendation is only based on your performances thus far. Now, it is time for you to continue on to the Knockout Stage of the competition. As you have played so well, you will undoubtedly receive a slightly easier path towards our intended goal. Do not let this fact disturb your process. You will very likely have to face tough opponents like The Pazhujeb Islands and Starblaydia again. Maintain your concentration and focus, and the outcome of these games will follow that of history. Jey will prevail.

We all eagerly await further success from this outstanding squad of players. We know you have the capability to bring Jey the championship. Congratulations again on keeping your pace towards this goal.

Emperor Drew Domz of The Allied Empire of Jey

The whole team crowded around the Television set in Hakan Arai’s room. They all tried to position themselves so all could get a good view. The conditions were far less then comfortable as Kire was forced to sit on the floor closest (His head about a foot away from the screen) and many of the girls were forced to basically sit on top of each other.

“Are you sure Coach is gonna be on tonight,” Faoli Bashere asked.

“Of course,” Answered Fredrick Darnell, a smug look on his face, “And they’re gonna show the video too.”

With that the screen started flashing the show they long awaited.
This is Onimar World News (Cue title flashig across screen)

Announcer: (Shuffling though papers and Looks up) Hello, and welcome. I’m Arnold Alinstain reporting live from the Onimar News Room. Tonight we have some very exciting announcements as Onimar has advanced to the Second stage of the Baptism of Fire Rounds. Joining us tonight is none other but the Head coach of the Onimar Nation Team, Guido Viado, thank you for joining us tonight.

Guido Viado: Ay, It’s an honor to be here.

Arnold: Well Mr. Viado, tell us what are your impressions on the tournament so far?

Guido: Ah well, As of now our team has been doing decently I suppose. Personally I know they’re capable of doing better, but all in all the matches we’ve won have been well played.

Kimiko looked at the screen with a confused look on her face, “Was that a compliment or an insult?”

Arnold: And do you think any players deserve some special individual attention? Has anyone’s performance caught your eyes?”

Guido: Ah yes indeed. I’d say three players really deserve to have an honorable mention here tonight. Kire Uriesu, Kimiko Sagawa and Fredrick Darnell.

Taran Farstride, who had to sit in the very back because of his leg, patted Fredrick on the back grinning wide. Hakan Arai, who was sitting on the edge of his bed ruffled up Kire’s hair. Kimiko just stared awestruck at the screen, not believing her own ears even while the other girls were hugging her in congratulations.

Arnold: And why is that?

Guido: Well, Kire Uriesu had basically taken our team from a lowly fifth all the way to third place. Kimiko on the other hand, helped insure we won our third match bringing us our first victory.

Arnold: What about Fredrick, didn’t he receive a red card in the second game? What did he do to deserve praise?

Fredrick just made a noise to show his distaste in that comment.

Guido: Well, anyone who’s listened to a few of the rumors going around should know actually.

Arnold: (He had a confused looked on his face) And what was that?

Guido: Well let me show you. This video was taken after our fifth match which was against Nire. As you know Taran Farstride was hurt when Nire Striker El Commando Nire did an illegal tackle from behind. Well what wasn’t mentioned was what happened behind the scenes after the match. This footage was taken by a Miceland news crew who were just filming the teams walking down the tunnel trying to get a good shot of the players after the game.

The Screen switches to a dark tunnel, players wearing both teams colors walking back towards their lockers. The sounds of the crowd could be heard still cheering and signing outside. Up comes Taran Farstride, being carried by the shoulders by Hakan Arai and Kire Uriesu.

Most of the Nire players were giving them plenty of room, a few even patting his back asking if he’s alright. But suddenly Kire was knocked aside by El Commando Nire himself, the only words coming out of his mouth “Get the cripple out of my way.”

Suddenly a loud bellowing voice called out from the back overcoming everything else, “HEY! WHAT THE *beep* DID YOU JUST *beeeeep* SAY!”
Up comes Fredrick Darnell, forcing his way though everyone else Onimar or Nire alike. He approached El Commando Nire and stood right in his way his face only a few inches from his own. “What the Hell did you just say to Taran you little *Beeep*”

“You heard me, A cripple.” El Commando replied, a grin on his face.

“WHY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF *Beep*. YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT IF YOU KNOW WHAT WAS GOOD FOR YOU!” Already Kire and Youn Gourd were both trying to separate the two but Fredrick just kept going, “WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A GO WITH SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A GO WITH ME!”

El Commando Nire stared at him, the look on his face is either that of annoyance or slight fear but can’t be made out. Then the referee came and separated the two. Even while Nire walked way Fredrick was still yelling after him. “I’LL SEE YOUR *Beep* ON THE PITCH NEXT TIME WE PLAY!”
The video ends.

Arnold: Oh, I see, that was quite the display on Fredricks behalf. I can see why he was captain before the red card.

Guido: Ay, I know. I think he’ll be returning to the pitch soon now that his red card is no longer in effect.

Arnold: Well… This has been Onimar News, We’ll return after this short break.
With that everyone started cheering and talking to Fredrick.

Pazhujebiam Eenadu
(Pazhujebis Today)

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Shaghni Oj'vash

Poor Attacking, Lazy Defending, Ugly Loss

Though many fans expected that Jey would be in for a great surprise in Vuhumkara and Panithaj, it seemed today on the pitch in Miceland that they were barely even there at all. Fans of both Jey and the Pazhujeb Islands displeased at the dull defensiveness of the match (though in the end, the Jevians could hardly complain), as Jey's top-notch defense came to play as usual. The surprise was in how well the Pazhujeb Islands' back four seemed to fare, even with starting left back Mahmudanam Rha out for the remainder of the tournament with a hamstring injury. Offsides was a common call any time either side ventured into the attacking third, and fans were visibly frustrated at what seemed to be an inevitable nil-all result.

But in our experience here at Eenadu, opportunists are usually winners, both in football and in life, and it was a blazing 84th-minute 40-yard bomb from substitute winger Larse Jelton that caught Pazhujebi keeper Vekaj Amutarrad literally standing around to give Jey the only goal they would need to defeat the Urchins (though had Amutarrad seen it coming there would still have been question as to whether he could have stopped it).

The Pazhujeb Islands fall to 0-0-1 in Stage 2 play, and though these matches are mostly meaningless, Jaime Oberlander will have a great deal to think about in the day after the national team's first ever official loss. Hopeless SC are next, and fans filling roach pits from Mahathu to Rujananja will be expecting much, much better.

Stage 2 - Matchday 3 Results

Group 1

The Pazhujeb Islands 1-0 Hopeless SC

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jey 2 2 0 0 2 0 2 6
2 The Pazhujeb Islands 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
3 Hopeless SC 2 0 0 2 0 2 -2 0

Group 2

Scotchpinestan 0-1 Thundercliffe

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Thundercliffe 2 2 0 0 3 0 3 6
2 Scotchpinestan 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 3
3 Merovis 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0

Group 3

Nire and Nire 2-0 Tuaim

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Starblaydia 2 2 0 0 10 0 10 6
2 Nire and Nire 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 3
3 Tuaim 2 0 0 2 0 9 -9 0

Group 4

Onimar 0-1 Ikoville

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Ikoville 2 2 0 0 3 0 3 6
2 Onimar 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
3 Alversia 2 0 0 2 0 3 -3 0

Group 5

New Morrisia 1-1 Bergelland

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Bergelland 2 1 1 0 7 1 6 4
2 New Morrisia 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
3 Mallatarsland 2 0 1 1 0 6 -6 1

Group 6

95X 3-2 Spaam

Pos Team P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 95X 2 2 0 0 4 2 2 6
2 Spaam* 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
3 Bumiroar* 2 0 1 1 0 1 -1 1

*Spaam and Bumiroar are eliminated from the Contest

Matchups for the round of 16 will be coming soon

Round of 16 Fixtures

Jey vs. 95X
Scotchpinestan vs. Alversia

Hopeless SC vs. New Morrisia
Starblaydia vs. Ikoville

The Pazhujeb Islands vs. Mallatarsland
Merovis vs. Onimar

Thundercliffe vs. Bergelland
Nire and Nire vs. Tuaim

The winners of the fixtures paired up together will face each other in the Quarter Finals.

Nire and Nire Progress to the final 16

Confidence is building in the Disputed Territories after their sides comprehensive 2-0 victory over Tuaim at the Baptism of Fire, a team who they meet again in the Round of 16. After the previous loss to Starblaydia the Disputed Territories were keen to get their campaign back on track with a win in their final Group 3 fixture. The Bulls started full of confidence and it was not long before Nire and Nire had hit the lead through a Youn Grand penalty in the 21st minute. Controversy erupted just before the half when, for the second time in three matches, El Commender Nire dived in from behind on his opposition striker. His subsequent dismissal was met with disbelief by the traveling support group but by jubilation from the Miceland crowd. Known for his ruthless oppression of his countrymen it was always going to be a uphill battle for Nire to win over the Miceland crowd. Coach Sohot, in his post-match interview struggled to contain his delight at the red card shown to President Nire and his subsequent absence from the Round of 16 re-match with Tuaim. An announcement will be made shortly on his replacement.

The second half was a much more even affair, with Tuaim managing to dominate the ball for long spells before Grand made it two with a breakaway in the 54th minute. The focus now turns to the knockout matches, lose and the Nire and Nire side face the long trip home to face their rabid fans. Win, and the dream of international success in their first tournament is very much alive.

Nire and Nire 2 (Grand (2)) - Tuaim 0

Rello to Replace Nire

In a surprise move, Coach Lexit Sohot has named 16 year old Juan Rello (Sentu United) to replace Supreme Religious Ruler Nire in the Disputed Territories starting XI for their upcoming knockout match against Tuaim. Rello, who is the first player from the Sentu United team to represent Nire and Nire in an international started playing football at the age of 7 on the back streets of Sentu. His mother died when he was 9 and he was left to fend for himself at the age of 11 after his father was incarcerated by President Nire in a nation-wide crackdown on dissidents. His time on the streets means that he is a feisty competitor but one who never loses his cool. His potential catapulted him into the national side and Coach Sohot is adamant that the kid is up to the challenge of International Football: "He is young yes, but this kid has the skills and the temprement to make it at the international level. Mark my words - this kid will win a world cup for us one day!"

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Bergelland on the Final 16!

Dateline, Miceland - After a 1-1 draw against New Morrisia, Bergelland has now a defined spot in the Final 16 of the XXV Baptism of Fire. With an amazing finish by Alex Turner, Bergelland has managed to remain at the top of it's group and will now face Thundercliffe for a place in the Quarter Finals. Sports commentators believe that Bergelland has an average shot at getting through Thundercliffe, which had a very good campaign on previous stages.

OOC: Sorry for my short posts, is just that a news agency called DirectNews has to be just that, eh?

Scotchpinestan looks for respect

Scotchpinestan, despite finishing second in Group Two, is seeded eighth going into the knockout stage - surprising espcially given that Merovis is seeded seventh.

Clearly this is a team that feels disrespected, and the quest to gain respect begins with the match against Alversia.

Alversia failed to score a goal in Group 4 play, but Scotchpinestan is thought to be taking nothing for granted after failing to score against Thundercliffe (a loss that likely cost Scotchpinestan three or four places in the seedings). Players were noticeably excited after Starblaydia's recent 7-0 win over Tuaim; this offensive-minded squad believes it can put up a similar display.

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HEADLINE NEWS: Jey Advances to Round of 16 as Top Seed

DOMZ CITY Following the momentous speech provided by Emperor Drew Domz, an incredible wave of passion and pride for Jevian sports has swept through this city and nation, all surrounding this one piece of news: Jey is the top ranked team in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

Understandably excited, the team could not be reached for questioning as a short ceremony was held celebrating the Emperor's kind words and the quick successes of the internationally inexperienced squad from the Tildes Skills School at Universitus. Following the short celebration, immediate tactical strategies were planned for the upcoming opponent, 95X, as well as for the two possible opponents in the quarterfinals: Scotchpinestan and Alversia. The team plans on spending hours understanding the play of each of its upcoming opponents.

Said Team Captian Sert Bolorg following the information session, "The only way to beat some of these teams is to understand their weaknesses and exploit them. There is no time to fool around in the Knockout Stage - it's one and you're done. We understand the level of commitment required to move past each round in this stage, and everyone on this team is prepared to put in the time."

Knockout Predictions - Round of 16

Seven Sports Reporters have cast their votes predicting the winners of the upcoming rounds:

Jey (7) vs. 95X (0)
Scotchpinestan (4) vs. Alversia (3)

Hopeless SC (6) vs. New Morrisia (1)
Starblaydia (7) vs. Ikoville (0)

The Pazhujeb Islands (7) vs. Mallatarsland (0)
Merovis (4) vs. Onimar (3)

Thundercliffe (5) vs. Bergelland (2)
Nire and Nire (6) vs. Tuaim (1)

Apparently, it was quite difficult for our sports reporters to agree on a single upset in the Round of 16.

Nevertheless, we all agreed on one of the matches: Jey over 95X. We eagerly await more opportunities to predict a Jevian win over another opponent. Best of luck to our stars in dark green.

Desmond DelMar is a writer for the Jevian Blade, The Allied Empire's highest rated news source.

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Title Shot On Course
Starblaydia destined for Semi-Final with Jey

Starblaydia won a fourth straight match to culminate their time in Group Three, overcoming Nire and Nire by three goals to one. It saw a second consecutive clean sheet by Fernando Rodriguez and also a tenth Starblaydi goal in the two matches of the second Group Stage. The first two of those were provided by well-taken Stefan Hinkonnen strikes, while the third goal killed off both Nire and the other Nire's hopes of staging any kind of comeback and was provided by left-back Kalia Canildo thanks to her first ever senior international goal.

It cemented Starblaydia's place at the top of Group Three with six points and by far the highest goal difference of any side in the Second Round, pointing to Starblaydia's severe under-performance in the first Group Stage, where they lost their opening match to Merovis, before going on to lose to Group Circle winners and current top seeds Jey. Analysts are pointing to three different factors in Starblaydia's resurgence, any or all of which may be having something to do with their rise in performances and results:

The general football pundits and strategists point to the replacement of Milo Conigglia at right-back with the Dwarf Ornvidar Bazraltek. Conigglia hasn't played a single minute of football since the third match, the one-nil loss to Jey in which he was blamed for the goal, and unsurprisingly enough Starblaydia have won all four matches and conceded just a single goal since his removal to the bench. Bazraltek appears to weld the back-four into a solid unit, rather than simply being four defenders standing next to each other in the same colour shirts.

Or, if you're psychologically-minded, it's the Raiigar that has made the real difference. Starblaydia's new tradition, which takes place just after the national anthems but before the actual match kicks off, certainly pumps up the players and in some cases may even demoralise the opposition. Witness Lex Panarii's goal inside two minutes against Tuaim to see how invigorated the entire side is by the 'war' dance, and since it was introduced on Matchday Five Starblaydia have certainly had the impetus, and taken the initiative and set the tempo of the match from the outset of the three games they've played since. You can see it in the opening minutes: they're faster, more aggressive, more desperate to claim the ball and get their game going. It's certainly been a benefit to team morale and their overall play.

Finally, for the armchair pundit who's been watching Starblaydia for their entire life, the final reason for the revival is simply history. Starblaydia's players are realising that they're the latest in a long and distinguished line of footballers who have worn the white and purple with honour, gained glory and shed blood whilst doing so. They're starting to play like the believe that they should again be World Champions and number-one in the world rankings. Obviously it'll be a while yet before results and performances match that, but like the début team over ninety years ago, they're starting to believe. Way back then it was a storming Five-One victory over Dance 2 Revolution, then ranked some one-hundred places above Starblaydia, that got the world to sit up and take notice. This time can it be a Baptism of Fire championship that will again poke the world in the ribs and say "Hey, we're Stablaydia, and we're here to stay!"?

Starblaydia's progression through the knock-outs begins with Ikoville, who finished top of Group Four after finishing fourth in Group Triangle. Then, we imagine, will come Hopeless SC in the Quarter-Finals, top of Group Square but then bottom of Group One with two One-Nil losses. With no surprises and barring any supposed upsets, Starblaydia and Jey will once again clash in what could be the match of the tournament, a crunch Semi-Final between the so far undefeated University graduates and the team who have two World Cups in the trophy cabinet.

What price a Starblaydi victory in that match? Whether it would count as an upset or simply cold hard justice for the white and purples to overcome the dark greens, all footballing eyes will be on that match: let's hope it happens. Coming up on the outside, however, will be The Pazhujeb Islands. Coached by, of course, one of Starblaydia's greatest World Cup legends: Jaime Oberlander. He's the only player in Starblaydia to have been playing in both their World Cup-winning teams, putting him head and shoulders above any other prospective candidate for most-successful Starblaydi footballer. He's managed Starblaydia to four World Cup appearances before the international hiatus, and now he's taking the Purple Sea Urchins and making them his own, moulding them into a team with real potential: Six wins and only a single One-Nil loss to, you guessed it, Jey, in the second Group Stage has been their record so far and they should breeze through their half of the bracket, with only Nire and Nire providing any kind of speed-bump.

At the Jhanna Chronicle, these are our predictions until the Semi-Finals:

Knock-out Round Preview
Third Round Quarter-Final Semi-Final

Jey------------------\
Jey-----------------\
95X------------------/ \
Jey
Scotchpinestan-------\ /
Scotchpinestan------/
Alversia-------------/

Hopeless SC----------\
Hopeless SC---------\
New Morrisia---------/ \
Starblaydia
Starblaydia----------\ /
Starblaydia---------/
Ikoville-------------/

The Pazhujeb Islands-\
The Pazhujeb Islands\
Mallatarsland--------/ \
The Pazhujeb Islands
Merovis--------------\ /
Onimar--------------/
Onimar---------------/

Thundercliffe--------\
Bergelland----------\
Bergelland-----------/ \
Nire and Nire
Nire and Nire--------\ /
Nire and Nire-------/
Tuaim----------------/

As you can see, it should be a more-than interesting culmination to the tournament, if our predictions are anything to go by. Of course, anything can happen, and we're sure it will. As long as that 'anything' is a championship for Starblaydia here in Miceland, then there will be many happy football fans across the world.

Starblaydia 3 - 0 Nire and Nire
(Hinkonnen 41 & 64, Canildo 80) - (None)

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Jey Faces 95X in Round of 16; Looks Forward To Inevitably Difficult Later Rounds

THE MICE OF MICELAND A feeling of mild surprise and eventual anticipation filled the air of the "Strategy Room" of the TSS Universitus Prefects today as the fixtures for the Knockout Stage of the tournament were revealed to the public. The feelings surrounded one match-up: the almost inevitable need to face Starblaydia in the Semi-Finals in order to advance to the Championship Match of this Baptism of Fire. There was no fear in the eyes of the coaches and players upon hearing their fates - the strategists began working more studiously in order to accommodate the newly discovered match.

Head Coach Dr. DelMardo said "We weren't exactly expecting to face either Starblaydia or The Pazhujeb Islands until the final match. Now we learn that in order to qualify for the Finals, we will likely have to beat Starblaydia. This is surprising, yet incredibly exciting news to us. I have always told my students that if they want to be regarded as the best soccer team in this contest, they had better be prepared to defeat any and every other squad. When we defeat both Starblaydia and The Pazhujeb Islands in this Knockout Stage, there will be absolutely no debate that Jey is the rightful winner of this tournament. We relish the fact that we will be given this wonderful opportunity to prove our worth in the Baptism of Fire. Honestly, I can't wait for the match. It should be one for the history books. And history has a trend of repeating itself, as we all know."

However, Jey will need to perform well in the Round of 16 and the Quarterfinals before they can begin to think about The Pazhujeb Islands or Starblaydia. Jey's first opponent is 95X, the sole qualifier who placed 6th in their respective group in Stage 1 Group Play. Jey plans on pushing forward with a strong offense against the defensively weak 95X, the only team to not gain one point in Stage 1 play. Jey, the only undefeated team remaining in the Baptism of Fire, hopes this initial match is a quick win to gain momentum for the rest of the Knockout Stage. Following the Round of 16, Jey will either face Scotchpinestan or Alversia.

My Predictions

Jey vs. 95X
Scotchpinestan vs. Alversia

Hopeless SC vs. New Morrisia
Starblaydia vs. Ikoville

The Pazhujeb Islands vs. Mallatarsland
Merovis vs. Onimar

Thundercliffe vs. Bergelland
Nire and Nire vs. Tuaim

Best of luck to our stars in green.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

The Entomologist
The Pazhujeb Islands' Leading Insect Study Journal

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Shaghni Oj'vash

Knockout Talks With Edward

Famous cockroach Edward has been on tour throughout the nation of the Pazhujeb Islands for the last three days, giving speeches about cockroach-human relations, but our reporter Sudhir Bhay caught up with him as he was passing through the city of Fajr. Famous Eddie talked, as always, about his favorite subject: the Pazhujeb Islands national football team.

Sudhir Bhay: Big match coming up, Edward.

Edward: Yes indeed. The Urchins close out group play for good after a touchy but solid one nil victory over Hopeless SC, with a 72nd-minute goal by the really in-form Xussanikara Ghur. Didn't look at all too different from the monster blast that Jey beat us with on Matchday One of stage two.

SB: He sure is looking good.

E: And the leading scorer now, I believe.

SB: You're correct. That's four.

E: Yes, well, to answer your original question (sorry about rudely changing the subject, I'm a cockroach, I do that), this is where we just have to start turning in the solid performances. The knockouts are fun to watch, but they're nervewracking, especially all these fans back home who have no idea what to expect - this team is so new to everyone, despite their popularity.

SB: Mallatarsland?

E: They aren't crap, I'll say that. We have to wake up these strikers, though, Sudhir. That's going to be the key. For the last two matches (and they were against very, very competitive opponents, I might add) Vuhumkara and Panithaj have been apparently out to lunch. That won't cut it. We likely have Onimar coming in the quarter if we make it that far, and I feel like the only reason we took them down on Matchday One was because those two strikers really came to play, and because they did Ghur found a ton of space at the top of the box. We need goals from our strikers. Tomorrow. Against Mallatarsland, Sudhir.

SB: I get the picture. Say, what do you think about the coach of Jey seeming to have the confidence to say that the Jevians will take the tournament?

E: Ah yes, Del Mardo. He's a strong leader; very confident, like you said. Can't say whether Jaime would be looking as far ahead as Del Mardo seems to be - probably not, when you think about it. But he thinks his club can do it, and you have to admire that.

SB: You don't see it as cocky?

E: <pauze> Uh... to be honest all cockroaches see all humans as exceedingly cocky. No more cocky than most.

SB: Oh... thanks.

<awkward moment>

SB: Well, anyway, everyone else is predicting the Round of Sixteen winner, and you're the predictor of all predictors, at least in any Pazhujebi's opinion. Anything?

E: Sure, what the hell. Jey will crush 95X, let's say five one; Scotchpinestan will sneak past Alversia one nil; Hopeless SC will rebound from the loss to us and beat New Morrissia two nil; and Starblaydia massacre Ikoville five nil. In the other bracket, our bracket, I see Vuhumkara and Panithaj finally coming to play against Mallatarsland, and netting three goals, though I see our defense leaking a couple, again because of the absence of Rha. That's a three two victory prediction. In the other matches, I actually like Merovis to just sneak past Onimar one nil (which would be good news for our quarterfinal), and Bergelland over Thundercliffe in a four two barnburner. Finally, it's got to be Nire and Nire over Tuaim by a significant margin- I'll say three nil.

SB: Thanks, Edward.

E: You bet. Come on Urchins, come on!

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Projected Starting Eleven
Amutarrad
Tushambanda
Lissama
Idarha
Lethija
Parokshara
Oujadda
Quridheru
Ghur
Panithaj
Vuhumkara

Round of 16 Results

Jey 4-0 95X
Scotchpinestan 3-1 Alversia

Hopeless SC 4-1 New Morrisia
Starblaydia 3-0 Ikoville

The Pazhujeb Islands 2-0 Mallatarsland
Merovis 2-1 Onimar

Thundercliffe 1-2 Bergelland
Nire and Nire 4-1 Tuaim

Quarter Final Fixtures:
Jey vs. Scotchpinestan
Hopeless SC vs. Starblaydia

The Pazhujeb Islands vs. Merovis
Bergelland vs. Nire and Nire

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Jey Defeats 95X 4-0, Set to Face Scotchpinestan in Quarterfinals; Starblaydia, The Pazhujeb Islands Also Advance

THE MICE OF MICELAND In a fantastical display of offensive ability, Jey has defeated their first opponent in the Knockout Stage of this tournament by four goals. 95X maintained ball control for a very small minority of the match, as Jey continues to claim ownership of the title of the only undefeated squad in this contest. Jey's great ball control led them easily to win this match by a considerable margin, as the starters on this team got their first taste of 'one-and-done' international play. Now, there are only eight teams remaining.

Jevian Scorers: Farchoze (2), Swen, Tol

Understandably excited, the players could not be reached for questioning, as they were busy celebrating the win in the hopes of gaining momentum as these matches quickly and severely progress in difficulty. Jey's next match up in the Quarterfinals is against Scotchpinestan, ranked 5th in the Baptism of Fire. Clearly, the coaching staff understands that this is hardly an easy match like that against 95X seems to have been: "Scotchpinestan is a very good squad of players," Head Coach Dr. DelMardo commented, "there will be significant practices held tomorrow and considerable strategical planning for the match. We are not looking at this contest lightly simply because it is not against Starblaydia or The Pazhujeb Islands. We are prepared for a team that has earned its rank of 5th in this tournament."

Jey's most apparent rivals in this Baptism of Fire, Starblaydia and The Pazhujeb Islands, both proceeded through the Round of 16, and to the Quarterfinals. Starblaydia defeated Ikoville 3-0, while The Pazhujeb Islands ended Mallatarsland's Baptism of Fire hopes 2-0. One more win by Starblaydia will ensure that they are Jey's next opponents should they move onto the Semifinals.

Elsewhere in the Round of 16, Hopeless SC, Jey and The Pazhujeb Islands' partner in Group 1 Stage 2 Play, moves on to face Starblaydia in the Quarterfinals. This match should be interesting and, in my opinion, a possible time to end the run and hype that Starblaydia currently possesses. Nevertheless, I see Starblaydia winning marginally. Merovis, the only team which Jey has not defeated in this tournament, tying them 2-2, also moves on to face The Pazhujeb Islands in the Quarters. This reporter sees no trouble for The Pazhujeb Islands to win this match.

My Predictions - R16 Record (6-2)

Jey vs. Scotchpinestan
Hopeless SC vs. Starblaydia

The Pazhujeb Islands vs. Merovis
Bergelland vs. Nire and Nire

Best of luck to our stars in green.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

Nire and Nire Advance to Quarterfinals

The Mice of Miceland: An inspired coaching selection and wonderous attacking football has seen the Disputed Territories advance to the quarterfinals at the Baptism of Fire after a convincing 4-1 win over Tuaim.

Coach Lexit Sohot called in 16 year old prodigy Juan Rello to replace the suspended Commender Nire and the gamble paid off with the Sentu United youngster striking twice in the first 10 minutes of the match to effectively end Tuaim spirited run in the championship. Little was known of Tuaim before the match despite Nire and Nire recording a 2-0 victory against them in their previous match. The lack of superstars in the opposition did not prevent Nireans and Nireans turning out in their millions to watch the match thanks to a last minute decision by President Nire to repeal the television ban. The move backfired as the Bulls put in their most impressive performance of the tournament to date, dominating possession and regularly testing the Tuaim keeper. The match started at a frentic pace with Rello keen to make his mark and it was only the 5th minute when the youngster fired in a volley from 35 yards to put the Disputed Territories 1-0 ahead. His best was yet to come, when, in the 7th minute, he stroked a free kick over the out-stretched hands of the Tuaim keeper into the roof of the net. The game was effectively over as a contest. Strikes by Cest Wonder in the 35th minute and an own goal by the Tuaim keeper in the 57th minute gave Nire and Nire a 4-0 lead, their concentration slipping in the final minutes when Tuaim was allowed a consolation goal when replays clearly showed that the ball was punched into the back of the next by the reserve Tuaim keeper playing as a midfielder.

The win was met with widespread jubilation in the Capitals of Sentu and Efet. The massive crowds applauded coach Sohot while many could not resist a dig at suspended striker Supreme Religious Ruler Nire. Said one Nirean, whoa sked not to be named for obvious reasons: "See, we do not need that egotistical, megalomaniacal tosser in the team - Why is he even there? I heard he was compensating for something if you know what I mean!!!" This reporter certainly does. As a young man President Nire was often overlooked when sports teams were being picked, his short and large frame, combined with his two left feet lies behind the origin of the famous Nirean phrase - "One Nire in you hand is worth two gold bars in the hands of your enemy."

The win sees Nire and Nire advance to the Quarterfinals where the will met the Bergelland national side who caused the upset of the tournament to date after their close victory over Thundercliffe. In other Quarter final match ups tournament joint-favourites Jey play Scotchpinestan, Hopeless SC mets an in-form Strablaydia team. Awaiting Nire and Nire if successful in the quarterfinals is the other tournament favourites the Pazhujub Islands who are expected to easily account for the lowly Merovis.

Quarter Final Predictions:
Jey v Scotchpinestan: Jey
Hopeless SC v Starblaydia: Starblaydia
The Pazhujub Islands v Merovis: The Pazhujub Islands
Bergelland v Nire and Nire: Nire and Nire

Captain Paulo Salcedo, who had been held without a point in the tournament up to this point, scored two goals, including a penalty kick in the 64th minute that proved to be the game-winner, and Scotchpinestan advanced to the round of 8 in the Baptism of Fire with a 3-1 victory over Alversia.

Next up for the eighth seed is a match against the top seeded squad from Jey. Jey has not lost a match in this tournament - but they have not faced a 3-3-4 formation either.

"They're a tough team, and we will have to give them 90 minutes of hell in order to win," said Salcedo. "But we can do it. We'll be underdogs, but the fans love the underdog, and if we can come out and get a goal early, take Jey out of their game, who knows?"

Salcedo then added, in a bit of bravado, "My suggestion to the people at home is to set your DVRs."

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HEADLINE NEWS: Baptism of Fire Quarterfinals Preview
Our Experts Predict Continued Success for the Jevian Squad

DOMZ CITY With the initial success of Jey over 95X in the Knockout Stage in the Baptism of Fire, an intense interest in the Quarterfinals and later rounds has rippled throughout the Allied Empire.

Here to provide some insight to these rounds are The Jevian Blade's seven select sports reporters who will help discuss each match of this Baptism of Fire. Overall, these Universitus Garys College of Soccer Journalism graduates and former The Daily Universian editors are 7-1 in their predictions thus far in the tournament, with only the match up of Thundercliffe and Bergelland contrary to their expectations:

Alron Felize, Yulton Buckby, Simonev Callis, Dopil Lurthon, Awren Ashen, Ballis Jarkis, and yours truly, Desmond DelMar.

Quarterfinals Predictions

01 Jey vs. 05 Scotchpinestan

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Jey (7) - Felize, Buckby, Callis, Lurthon, Ashen, Jarkis, DelMar
Scotchpinestan (0)

What we think: Jey's outstanding undefeated play will continue for at the very least one more round. Jey will win this match decisively and will march right on towards the semifinals. Look for Bolorg to do his best to score up his second shutout in Knockout Stage play.

03 Hopeless SC vs. 07 Starblaydia

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Hopeless SC (2) - Felize, Jarkis
Starblaydia (5) - Buckby, Callis, Lurthon, Ashen, DelMar

What we think: Starblaydia's World Cup class team will be too much for the well constructed Hopeless SC team. The stars are aligned for a Jey vs. Starblaydia semifinal. Look for a close match in the beginning and a quick burst from Starblaydia to put the match out of reach for Hopeless SC.

02 The Pazhujub Islands vs. 06 Merovis

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The Pazhujub Islands (6) - Felize, Buckby, Lurthon, Ashen, Jarkis, DelMar
Merovis (1) - Callis

What we think: The Pazhujub Islands' impressive play in Stage 1 and the Round of 16 was enough to convince us of their worth as the number 2 seed. We're definitely happy to see Merovis, the only team which Jey has been unable to defeat, up against a strong team so early on in this tournament. Look for a decisive victory.

13 Bergelland vs. 08 Nire and Nire

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Bergelland (1) - Lurthon
Nire and Nire (6) - Felize, Buckby, Callis, Ashen, Jarkis, DelMar

What we think: Nire and Nire is a very underrated team in this tournament. We do not foresee much trouble at all for them to overcome a 13th seed. The real challenge for them will be in the semifinals expected against The Pazhujub Islands. Then we'll see if Nire and Nire can compete with some of the favorites in this competition.

Best of luck to our stars in green.

Desmond DelMar is a writer for the Jevian Blade, The Allied Empire's highest rated news source.

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BERGELLAND MARCHES ON!
Dateline, Miceland – In an exciting match at the Miceland International Stadium today, Bergelland defeated Thundercliffe 2-1 and is now headed to the Quarter-Finals. Many people were skeptical after the disappointing campaign during Stage 1, but coach Dawn Richard’s has been able to change that after this important win.

During the first half of the game, Bergelland kept the pressure on Thundercliffe, storming towards the goal in every chance they got. The blitz strategy showed the first result at the 23rd minute when Kayleigh Dunham scored the first goal of the match. Thundercliffe was quick to react, scoring a goal at the 33rd minute, in a fast paced play that put their strikers right on to the box, giving goalkeeper Scott Barnsley no chance.

Carolyn Miller got in, replacing Kirsten Dunningham, on the 52nd minute, on the second half, and has immediately shown her value. On an incredible and unexpected move, she stole the ball near the midfield and played a long through ball with Kayleigh Dunham, putting her one-on-one against the goalkeeper, which was beaten with a perfect slice shot.

On the 60th minute, another scoring chance for Bergelland as Nicole King started a nicely worked move with a weaving dribble out to the left flank, pulling the Thundercliffe defense on to that direction. A fatal gap was opened up for an impressive run of Evey Levine on the right. Nicole made a perfect cross to Levine, who has sent a powerful kick towards the goal, tipping over the bar.

The victory secured Bergelland a spot on the Quarter Finals against Nire and Nire.

When asked about her strategy for the next match, coach Dawn Richards said “Nire and Nire is a strong team so we’d rather not take much chances. The next match may not be as exciting as this one, since we intend to play for possession this time”.

International press is betting on Nire and Nire this time, but the team is very optimistic. Nicole King said that “No one expect us to get so far. Hell, I didn’t expected us to get so far, but we made it, and we’re going to do our best to make it through to the next stage.”

Inside sources said that the morale is high, and Bergelland is eager for the next match to prove their value to the world. One source said that “It’s amazing! They have been so confident in the last few days that you wouldn’t believe that they had such a bad campaign at first stage. I wouldn’t be surprised if we win once again.”

The Starblaydi squad had gathered in the lobby of their hotel, clad in tracksuits and training gear, waiting for the team bus to arrive to take them to their training ground. The Three-Nil margin of victory over Ikoville in the Third Round had again given them a clean sheet and progression to the last eight. Some players sat and read newspapers or books, some surfed the web or posted on their blogs, others played the traditional poker matches - a tradition started many World cups previously. A tradition that was so entrenched that the players still used 'Laser' brand chips, branded after Nikola 'Laser' Lazerevski, Starblaydia's first great striker. Ancient cultural irregularities were still in force even with the modern game, as the deck consisted of the suits Chalices, Coins, Swords and Staffs.

Kili Izretar, the team's captain, was the last one to enter the lobby with his kit bag and was greeted by his team. Walking over to the table on which the daily newspaper deliveries, special air mail delivery straight from Starblaydia, were kept, he picked up his favourite - the Jhanna Chronicle - and flipped it over to the back page to see the sporting headlines. There were no such words to greet him, instead seeing the Sudoku puzzle filled in by Lii Chong-sun's distinctive Han-style scrawl.

"Oi!" Kili yelled, "who's pinched t'sports pages o't'Chron?"

Silence descended over roughly half the team, not counting those who were focussed on bluffs and flushes or rattling their fingers over laptop keys, disgorging their thoughts into electronic format.

"An' they say they be 'fantastical', too!" Ornvidar's voice echoed through the quietened lobby "What a load o'sump slag, they's supposed t'be educated in penning that there drivel!"

Kili walked over to Orn, his fellow dwarf, who was the culprit in the now exceedingly minor mystery of who lifted the sports pages from the 'Chron' - the Jhanna Chronicle. He stood there, folded his arms and began to tap his foot. Orn was flicking through the contents of the Jevian Blade, a new addition to their daily newspaper collection. With Orn engrossed in his reading aloud of the more outlandish claims by the foreigners, Kili spoke.

"What d'ye ken ye be doin'?" he asked.

"Eh?" Orn looked up, "oh, alreet Kili? Ah be just readin' t'papers. Ah'm gonna keep all these fer t'books o'records." Orn was a member of the Dwarven Book-keeping Guild, after all.

"But don't ye think there's a scribe in t'Guild doin' all o'this fer ye?"

"Aye, fer t'Guild," Orn agreed, "but not fer me. If ye want t'papers, take 'em, just bring 'em back so I can keep 'em."

Kili snatched up the Chronicle and sat down in a nearby chair to read it.

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Another Three-Nil Win!
Starblaydia still destined for Semi-Final with Jey

The last sixteen of the 25th Baptism of Fire proved to be a happy hunting ground for Starblaydia as they progressed into the Quarter-Finals with a storming Three-Nil win over Ikoville, launching them into a last-eight match against Hopeless SC. Magenta met Purple in this third round contest and it was the men, dwarves and woman who went forward to meet the waiting blue.

Antonio Mora opened up the Ikoville defence some three minutes in to the match, in which the Ikovillans can think themselves lucky to have even been in after finishing fourth in Group Triangle, but Tarquin Fullbright saw his resulting shot flash just wide of the post. It would prove to just be a warning across the bows as barely three minutes later it was Mora once more who split the defence for a pass that had Izretar breaking into the penalty area and, instead of attempting to blast it home, he hit a typical no-look slide-rule pass which left Fullbright the simplest of tap-ins from four yards.

Izretar again was influential as he roamed wide on the left and put in a peach of a cross that Hinkonnen, around the penalty spot, missed by a fraction of an inch with his head, but Ornvidar Bazraltek at the back post had it placed perfectly at his feet and he slammed it towards the goal, still rising as it hit the back of the net. Antonio Mora was close with a free-kick that was tipped over the bar, while Rodriguez had only to pick up a ball that had been hoofed down the pitch in his general direction by an Ikoville defender.

The second half had to wait until right at the death for Starblaydia's third and decisive goal, and it came from the substitute Lii Chong-sun. The young striker from Corinth's Hantown was brought on, along with Takis Domozis, as a straight swap for the initial front pair of Fullbright and Hinkonnen - obviously a strategy of resting the boys a little for the Quarter-Final match. Chong-sun took the opportunity with aplomb, heading in powerfully from Mora's cross. The youngster had loads of space with which to bullet his header in, which mostly came from how Takis Domozis drew two defenders with his timely movements.

The Ikoville team will find themselves going home to precisely nowhere, as they appeared to have played their final football match for a nation that no longer exists. It appears that at some point between entering the cup and playing this match, the government of Ikoville was overthrown and dissolved into anarchy - there is no Ikoville any more. Let's hope that it wasn't Starblaydia's victory over them that proved to be the final nail in a nation's coffin.

Don't forget, of course, that Starblaydia's victory over Rejistania in World Cup 25's Final caused the Karelan government to fall as it was proved that defence did not score enough goals, and that a defensive mindset was not the way forward for the Rejistanian people, so this sort of thing has happened before.

Hopeless SC, of course, are part of The League, a region founded and represented by the aforementioned Rejistania, one of the most successful footballing nations of all time. Whether any of this talent has rubbed off on the side has yet to be really seen, as beating New Morrisia by four goals to one is nothing to really shout about.

Playing Kili Izretar's Starblaydia in the Quater-Finals of a Baptism of Fire, however, is something special - even if the will have to persist with four centre-backs, two wing-backs, three across the middle and one up front. Expect Kalia Canildo to surge forward to join the attack. Starblaydia may even throw on a more offensive-minded player or two, but Marrones has always been unwilling to mess with a winning formula.

Starblaydia 3 - 0 Ikoville
(Fullbright 6, Bazraltek 33, Chong-sun 81) - (None)


Kili, satisfied with what he'd read, tossed the paper onto the pile that Ornvidar had collected for himself, and stood up just in time to see the team bus pull up outside. Looking across at the four-person poker game, he saw Stefan Hinkonnen wondering what to do.

"Fold 'em, laddie," Kili said to the big young striker, "can ye not tell when Kalia's nay bluffin'?"

"... Youn Grand and Juan Rello." Coach Sohot had just named his team for the upcoming quarterfinal against Bergelland and, to the surprise of the Bulls he had omitted President Nire from the starting line-up. An uneasy silence settled on the team, no-one dared speak nor move. It was not long before the inevitable occurred and the shrill voice of their Commender rose out of the deathly silence.

"HOW DARE YOU! SOHOT - YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET THIS, YOU ARE A .. MONKEY'S BOTTOM"

Senior members of the squad fought to hold back the laughter at such a childish insult, Nire was certainly not known for his eloquence.

"SOMETHING TO SAY RIMARON?" Nire addressed the midfielder who, at 32, was the senior member of the team. "No, sir"

"GOOD, BECAUSE WE DO NOT WANT ANOTHER INCIDENT LIKE WE DID WITH YOUNG RELLO'S FATHER NOW DO WE?"

As Nire stormed off the team rallied around Juan Rello, the hopes of their countries rested on this young striker and the youngster rose up and addressed his teammates: "Forget him, he has no power over us. We are here to win, for our countries! Bergelland should fear us, for we have the power and the glory of the Nirean Empire behind us."

With that the team retired to their changing rooms, confident of victory.

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Jevian Soccer Legend Pays TSS World Cup Prefects A Visit

THE MICE OF MICELAND As the Tildes Skills School players, their training staff, their coaching staff, and the strategical team watched recordings of Scotchpinestan, crunched statistics, and developed plans for the match later today, a soft knock was heard on the door of the Strategy Room. No guest was expected, though this one was immediately welcomed.

Darylei Waseth, a member of the first Tildes Skills School Hoya College of Soccer class in 3822, an experienced soccer star who has represented Jey in regional play for decades, and until last year, the primary coach for Jevian Soccer representatives to the world, stepped into the Strategy Room to congratulate those who have done Jey proud in this tournament, and to provide some insight for the match against Scotchpinestan and especially the incredibly difficult semifinal and final rounds.

"I told them to concentrate. I told them to be confident. They didn't need to be told that. These guys are ready," Waseth said, exchanging heartwarming sentiments with Dr. DelMardo, who replaced him as the Head Coach of Jevian Soccer last year, "What these guys have done here is incredible. They are letting everyone know just how well the Tildes Skill School is put together. We couldn't ask for a better representation of our school and country. I'm proud to come from the same college as these kids. They're gonna go far. I'd be shocked if this group of players didn't come home with the gold."

Dr. DelMardo also added his thoughts, "Seeing Coach Waseth only further solidified our thoughts on the Quarterfinals and upcoming rounds. These students need to understand how much faith this country has in them. The Emperor is proud, I am proud, and now the most legendary figure in Jevian Soccer is proud. We are only asking for three more wins from this team. And they have a dozen left in them."

With so many high figures placing faith in this squad, it's likely to expect nervousness from this team surrounding such high expectations, right? "No one on this team is nervous about the confidence placed in us," Captain Sert Bolorg said, "Nervousness is a worthless feeling. It only detracts from accomplishing what you would be nervous about. We all know that. We all know that we can win, and that the confidence of the Emperor, of Dr. DelMardo, of Coach Waseth is well placed. These are logical men, they wouldn't have this confidence unless a win in this tournament was attainable. And every single person in this room knows that winning this is very attainable."

As a Universian, it's hard for this reporter to not be nervous for the team about the great expectations placed in them. We can all understand why this confidence is so well placed, but things happen in the Knockout Stage. Mistakes happen. Here's to hoping that their TSS training ensures that these mistakes never happen. Best of luck to our stars in green.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

The Entomologist
The Pazhujeb Islands' Leading Insect Study Journal

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Shaghni Oj'vash

Edward on the Elite Eight

Sudhir Bhay with the second half of our Edward interview.

Sudhir Bhay: If you don't consider the scorelines, Edward, you were 8-0 for the Round of Sixteen in your predictions!

Edward: I've got the instincts of a thousand other intelligent cockroaches right with me, Sudhir.

SB: All right, all right, no bragging. The Urchins are through, and as you expected might happen, we've got Merovis. Thoughts?

E: Easy win for the Purple and Black.

SB: You think so?

E: I do. We got the play out of Panithaj that we needed, even though Vuhumkara seemed a tad slow, and it resulted in a goal for Panithaj in the 33rd minute and a 88th minute clincher from Ghur, who is absolutely on fire.

SB: Sure is. So you think this match against Merovis is a win?

E: No doubt.

SB: Well, then, let's hear your predictions!

E: All rightie then. I like Starblaydia over Hopeless SC, let's say three one. Honestly, anyone who writes the Men in Mauve off are making a big mistake; they're not in this for the novelty. They want to win. Then like I say, Urchins smash Merovis, I'm going with a two nil scoreline. That's a semifinal appearance, Sudhir!

SB: Let's hope so.

E: You're right, I shouldn't get too confident. Anyways, it's Bergelland to top Nire and Nire and give us a tough semifinal, I'll say the final scoreline in that one is three one. Finally, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the upset pick that no one else will: Scotchpinestan stop Jey's rampage, and defeat the Dark Greens one nil

SB: You're kidding!!!

E: Just have a feeling about it, Sudhir. I just have a feeling.

SB: If you're right about this, you'll be seen as the most intelligent being in the world, not just the most intelligent cockroach. What a prediction, mate!

E: Well we'll see, won't we.

SB: Unbelievable. Scotchpinestan over Jey. That's all from Fajr. This is Sudhir Bhay with The Entomologist.

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Projected Starting Eleven
Amutarrad
Tushambanda
Lissama
Idarha
Lethija
Parokshara
Oujadda
Quridheru
Ghur
Panithaj
Vuhumkara

OOC: Sorry for the lack of RP’s everybody. I got really busy and didn’t get a chance to write these out.

IC:


(before the Baptism of Fire opening match against Bergelland)

Administrator Peterson: This is the day we’ve been waiting for, for the last six months–our debut in international soccer. Is the team ready, Thomas?

Head Coach Larson: As ready as I can make them in this amount of time, Brian.

Peterson: Good. Now we’ll start to get an idea of how promising our national soccer team is.

Larson: I think this team has the potential to be very good in the future, once they get experience. They remind me a bit of some of our early teams in Praying2God—talented, but naïve and inexperienced. Against some other teams in the same boat we’re in, we have a chance to make some noise.

Peterson: Any team in our group that you’re worried about?

Larson: If I had to pick out a team that could be really good, really quickly, it’d be Spaam. They and Starblaydia have participated in World Cups previously, so they have a better idea what to expect, and will be better prepared than the rest of us. I’d be surprised if they don’t meet in the final.

Peterson: What about us, then?

Larson: I’m sure we’ll advance beyond the group stage. I can see us going all the way to the semifinals and sneaking out with 3rd.

Peterson: That’d still be a pretty promising start, especially considering how young our team is.

Larson: In a tournament like this, it’s often the team that makes the fewest mistakes that wins. That’s part of the reason I wanted a defensive mindset to start with, that way we limit our mistakes, which will help keep us in matches that we don’t really belong in against better teams.

Peterson: Good point. Will you eventually switch to a more attacking style?

Larson: It’s hard to say at this point. Who knows what the future holds for us? I’m more worried about the now, our match against Bergelland in half an hour.

Peterson: You’d better go address the team then.

*****

(in the locker room a few minutes later)

Larson: Alright boys, gather round! This is a big day for our nation. It’s our first chance to show the rest of the world that we’re not as hopeless at this game as our name indicates. We may not know much about Bergelland, but I’d guarantee you that they’re just as nervous as you boys are right now. Play your best match, and win, lose, or draw you’ll be able to walk off that field at the end of 90 minutes with your heads held high. For Hopeless SC!

Team: (in unison) For Hopeless SC!

John Anderson: Come on guys! Let’s make our families proud!

(the team charges out on to the field)

*****

(at the end of the match the team comes in tired, but exhilarated)

Larson: Great job guys! We played a great match!

Alan Bell: How about our wingers? Three assists and a goal between them. That’s a nice performance on the score sheet.

Radar Green: That’s not even mentioning their great job on defense to keep Bergelland from getting a lot of shots on me.

Anderson: Four saves is nothing to shake your gloves at, Radar. That’s a great match from you too.

Wally Milton: So any big plans for after we get home, guys?

Larson: I sure hope you don’t have anything to raucous planned, as we have practice tomorrow morning at 8 A.M.

(universal groaning resounds from the team)

Larson: We need to keep working hard if we’re going to keep getting better. We can’t rest on our laurels after just one match and think we’re going to breeze through this tournament, because we’re not, it’s going to get harder the deeper we go. Now get some rest, because we still have a lot of work ahead of us during this tournament, and it’s even going to get tougher come World Cup 38.


Hopeless SC 4 Bell (39), Anderson (51), Milton (63), Williams (68)
Bergelland 0


BELL IN TUNE IN WIN OVER IKOVILLE

Alan Bell, the starting forward and unofficial team grandfather at 28 years of age, quick marked his place in Hopeless SC soccer lore, scoring in the 14th, 31st, and 56th minutes for a hat trick in the team’s second international match, a 5-0 spanking of Ikoville. He probably would have scored more, if Head Coach Thomas Larson hadn’t sat him down in the 60th minute to try and keep Bell fresh for later in the tournament. Even the legendary scorer was impressed by Bell’s play. “He reminded me of myself in my prime at times out there today,” Larson said in the post-match press conference. Larson also admitted he was surprised at how easy the first couple matches have been, but figures they haven’t faced the cream of the group yet.

Also starring for Hopeless today was goalie Radar Green, who turned aside five more shots to earn the clean sheet. This reporter believes he may have even heard his teammates calling him “Magnet Hands” in the locker room. On the rare occasions that the other team has gotten a shot at him, the ball does seem to be magnetically attracted to Green’s hands.

Winger Antonio Hall and Bell’s replacement, Paul Corner scored the other goals for Hopeless as they continued on top of Group Triangle.

The first real test for Hopeless comes next with a match against former World Cup powers, Spaam, in a match that’s expected to be very hotly contested. “Now we’ll get a lot better idea just how good our team is,” Larson told the media in the press conference.


Hopeless SC 5 Bell (14, 31, 56), Hall (42), Corner (86)
Ikoville 0



THEY’RE FOR REAL!

Skeptics had their questions answered today as Hopeless SC defeated Spaam 4-2 in their first real test against a team that undoubtedly knows how to play the game. As expected, the match turned into a slugfest, with both teams bringing their best stuff to the field for the match before a capacity crowd.

In an uncharacteristic show of nerves, Radar Green watched the first goals he’s given up slip past him on shots he’d saved in the first couple matches. However, Green recovered and lived up to his “Magnet Hands” nickname, not surrendering anything after spotting Spaam the early 2-0 lead.

Once the Hopeless offense started clicking, they became unstoppable. Midfielder Wally Milton found the net twice, with wingback Brad Marshall finding the net off a corner, and Alan Bell scoring his fifth goal of the Baptism of Fire tournament on a penalty kick for the clincher in the 79th minute.

The Warriors now appear to be in very good position to potentially win Group Triangle and face the other group winners in the second stage of the Baptism of Fire, but a tough match against Thundercliffe awaits. A win will all but wrap up the group for Hopeless, as they haven’t slipped up yet.


Hopeless SC 4 Milton (38, 72), Marshall (49), Bell (79 PK)
Spaam 2 (13, 29)



BELL BANGED UP AS HOPELESS CLINCHES GROUP

Today’s match brought mixed news to Hopeless SC. With their 2-0 win over Thundercliffe, they clinched Group Triangle and will move on to face Jey and The Pazhujeb Islands in the second stage of the Baptism of Fire. However, it came at a cost, as leading scorer Alan Bell tweaked his hamstring and may be out until the knock out stages. Bell scored the first goal for Hopeless, but then just after halftime he suddenly started limping and had to be replaced by Paul Corner, who added the insurance goal for Hopeless.

Magnet Hands continues to shine as he posted his third clean sheet of the tournament after making seven saves. His goals against average is a paltry 0.50 goals per match, which is impressive no matter who you are at a professional level.

However, with the group sewn up and one of his stars hurt, Head Coach Thomas Larson stated in the post-match press conference that several players were going to get their first start in the final first group stage match against Tuaim, to get them some experience in case they’re ever called upon to play in an important match.


Hopeless SC 2 Bell (36), Corner (59)
Thundercliffe 0



BELL OUT INDEFINITELY


It was learned today that Hopeless SC’s leading scorer, Alan Bell is out indefinitely with a strained right hamstring. There is no timetable on his return. Head Coach Thomas Larson told the media that he’s not concerned about the next stage of the Baptism of Fire, as it’s essentially seeding for the knock-out rounds, so he’s just hoping to have Bell back before the matches really matter. We’ll bring you more news as it becomes available.



SUBS EARN RESPECTFUL DRAW IN TRIANGLE FINALE

The regular substitutes all got to start against Tuaim in the Group Triangle finale for group champions, Hopeless SC. For not having seen much action on the field, they sure didn’t disappoint, earning a 2-2 draw that leaves Hopeless undefeated in the Baptism of Fire, though much tougher competition is on the horizon.

Head Coach Thomas Larson said that he didn’t want to risk getting people hurt in a match that didn’t mean anything as far as placement for his team. Even Magnet Hands got the day off for Hopeless. Back-up Arthur Park was solid, though he surrendered a couple goals to a solid Tuaimian team that has some potential to be good down the road.

Both Hopeless goals came from players filling in for resting starters. In the 25th minute, defender Adam Brown found the net off a corner to give Hopeless a 1-0 lead. Then, after Tuaim took the lead, inner midfielder Larry Marks marked the ball off his head and into the net in the 47th minute to close the scoring.

Next up for Hopeless is the second stage of the Baptism of Fire, in which they’ll take on the other group winners, Jey and The Pazhujeb Islands. However, Hopeless will be without the services of leading scorer Alan Bell for the second stage.


Hopeless SC 2 Brown (25), Marks (47)
Tuaim 2 (31, 44)



HOPELESS LIKELY TO FINISH LAST IN SECOND STAGE

The Hopeless SC offense has fizzled without it’s leading scorer, Alan Bell, and for that reason most of the Hopeless SC media are predicting that the team will finish last in the group featuring the group champions from the first stage of the Baptism of Fire. It’s figured that even Magnet Hands can’t stop everything against teams the quality that Hopeless will be facing in the second stage.

Head Coach Thomas Larson isn’t concerned. “All the second stage is for is for seeding the teams for the elimination round,” Larson told the media after practice yesterday. In effect, he’s right. Only the bottom two teams in the group featuring the teams that finished last in the first stage of the Baptism of Fire, including disappointing Spaam, will be eliminated before the knock out rounds.

The general belief amongst the Hopeless media is that the teams in the group Hopeless will be participating in will finish as follows:

1. The Pazhujeb Islands
2. Jey
3. Hopeless SC

What Hopeless has proven to the world though, by winning Group Triangle is that they are not a new team to take lightly in World Cup 38, because they aren’t as hopeless as their name indicates.


OOC: Yes, I'm going to write stories to catch-up too, but I figured I'd better post these to try and get them included in the RP bonus for my next match.

The Hardy Boys #45988851
The Mystery Of The Silver Square
By Franklin W Dixon

Chapter 3 - Chet's Car Made That Scary Noise At The End Of The Last Chapter

Frank and Joe both ducked down, expecting another shot. Edward the Cockroach, meanwhile, simply continued to sit in his chair calmly without having reacted. Frank and Joe started to creep slowly toward the front door to see who had fired the gun, but as they were moving Edward loudly interrupted:

"Boys, I'm pretty sure that was just a car backfiring-"

"Shh!" Frank whispered harshly.

"No, seriously, that was just a f-"

Someone kicked the front door open! Frank and Joe quickly assumed their judo positions which they had been trained in since the age of six. (Days.)

"Frank, I'll bet you one of Aunt Gertrude's delicious pancakes that two thugs just did that. I bet one is tall and slim and the other is short and muscular."

"Gosh, Joe. That's weird. I was thinking the exact same thing! Weird coincidence, don't you think?"

"Well, it's a wrong coincidence, bitches!"

A portly, sandy-haired boy walked through the front doorstep. He was wearing a red handkerchief around his head, an oversized LaDainian Tomlinson football jersey, and was wearing a large diamond-encrusted necklace, the pendant of which looked like an American dollar sign.

"Chet?!" uttered Frank incredulously.

"It's me, yo."

"What are you wearing?" asked Joe, trying to conceal a smile.

"Just some s#^t I picked up at the Fubu store, dog."

There was a dramatic pause in the conversation.

"What did you just say?" Frank asked quietly.

"I just swore, G. You can kiss my ass if you don't like it."

"Chet, are you acting a little different?"

"Yo, I done told you muthaf%&kas that I went to Fubu and bought these balla-ass clothes. I'm getting crunk, understand?"

"No, Chet, we don't."

Chet sighed impatiently. "I have decided to become a gangsta and immerse myself in hip-hop culture because I think it's cool."

Chet was constantly coming up with hare-brained ideas or following various ridiculous trends. This time was clearly no different. Frank and Joe exchanged a knowing look, though they didn't say anything because they had company: Chet would lose interest in the fad by the end of the week.

"Okay, whatever, your friend likes hip-hop, give him a break," Edward interrupted. "Now, back to the real issue at hand: will you come with me to the Pazhujeb Islands?"

"Oh, right," said Frank, still staring at Chet a little bit. "We'd love to come with you, Edward. But... wait! We've never had an adventure without our tubby friend Chet!"

"YO DOG, I'M FROM THE HOOD! YOU PULL DAT S#^T AGAIN AND I WILL CAP YO ASS!"

"Oh, Chet. Are you coming with us or not?" asked Joe.

"Sure, as has been previously illustrated in our past adventures, I have no personality whatsoever outside of being fat, eating a lot, and mistakenly saving the day."

"Oh, give yourself some credit, Chet. At least you aren't Phil." Frank patted Chet on the back.

"Yeah," added Joe. "He's a stereotypically skinny and clever Jew who can't play football, but can run really fast and talk his way out of anything! Any time we need a character to spy on people until he rapidly runs away, we call in Phil! I feel bad admitting that."

"So do I! Too bad our author is an obvious masogynist, racist, and antisemite!"

"Okay, whatever, your complaints about Franklin Wood Dixon notwithstanding, are we going or not?!" cried Edward.

"Oh, yes, let's." said Joe.

"Come on, Chet!"

On the way to the airport, Edward filled the three boys in on a few things.

"Boys, because the Pazhujeb Islands do not have an aircraft infrastructure, we will fly into the nation of Ivory Coast, and then take a boat to the port of Urajbina on the northern coast of Fajr Island. It's the largest island in the country.

"Why isn't there any aircraft infrastructure?" asked Frank.

"How many islands are there in the nation?" asked Joe.

"Yo, dog, they got any dope-ass foods in this ghetto-f%$kin' country of yours?" asked Chet.

"Okay, I'll answer your questions later, all right! This chapter is way too long already." said an exasperated Edward.

Eventually they got to the airport and got on a plane. They took off, heading east across the Atlantic. Finally the pilot gave them a PA message.

"Welcome aboard United/Google/Best Western/Pepsi Airlines Flight 422. This is your captain speaking. We're going to be experiencing some turbulence soon-"

Frank and Joe looked at each other immediately! Turbulence?! They were being sabotaged!

OOC: Here's the rest. Hopefully I'll have the time to keep caught up now.

IC:


HOPELESS DEFENSE STOUT, BUT SLIPS LATE IN FIRST LOSS

The Hopeless SC defense, headed up by keeper Radar “Magnet Hands” Green, held firm for most of their first match of the second stage of the Baptism of Fire tournament, however a late breakdown in communications let Jey’s Warrens slip through the defense for the lone goal of the match in the 86th minute.

Head Coach Thomas Larson was impressed by what he saw from both teams. “Remember the names of the players on the field today,” he told reporters after the match, “you’ll be watching them for years make names for themselves on the international stage. There was a lot of talent out there. The match lived up to it’s anticipation. I just hope we’ll get a chance to settle the score when we’re at full strength in the knock out rounds.”

The lack of strength Larson was talking about was unquestionably the absence of Hopeless’ leading scorer, Alan Bell, who’s expected to miss the match against The Pazhujeb Islands as well.

It was clear both teams meant business from the opening whistle as both teams played with intensity, though you could see the pressure starting to get to some of the players in both jerseys as the tension mounted. Both teams played disciplined, fundamental soccer and should be able to surprise some teams in World Cup 38.


Hopeless SC 0
Jey 1 Warrens (86)




HOPELESS GETS LOST IN THE ISLANDS

Hopeless SC did secure a last place finish and third seed for the knock out stages for itself in a 1-0 loss to The Pazhujeb Islands in the battle for second place in the group of first stage group champions. Again it was a second half goal that did in Hopeless, as Xussanikara Ghur launched a shot that surprised Magnet Hands by dropping under the crossbar at the last moment in the 72nd minute.

Both teams did appear to be a bit nervous as the pressure of being in a position to get to seeding mounted throughout the match. That led to some youthful mistakes on both sides, but The Pazhujeb Islands was better on this day on capitalizing on their opportunities.

The one consolation for Hopeless is that leading scorer Alan Bell has been cleared to play in the knock out stages, as his hamstring has appeared to have fully healed, and he’s resumed practicing with the first team and hardly seems to have been gone. So there’s still reason for hope for the Hopeless faithful.


Hopeless SC 0
The Pazhujeb Islands 1 Ghur (72)




HOPELESS SET TO MAKE NOISE IN KNOCK OUT ROUNDS

With the return of leading scorer Alan Bell, Hopeless SC should have it’s offensive punch back. Bell should be well rested, which could be bad news for opposing keepers if the Group Triangle keepers are any indication. However, Hopeless got a rough draw for the knock out rounds with both a former world power and the best team in the Baptism of Fire thus far in their half of the draw to the finals.

How does the Hopeless SC media see the elimination rounds playing out? Let’s take a look.

3rd Round:
Jey (1) defeats 95X (16) 6-0
Scotchpinestan (5) defeats Alversia (12) 3-2
Hopeless SC (3) defeats New Morrisia (14) 5-0
Starblaydia (7) defeats Ikoville (10) 3-0
The Pazhujeb Islands (2) defeats Mallatarsland (15) 6-1
Merovis (6) defeats Onimar (11) 2-1
Thundercliffe (4) defeats Bergelland (13) 3-1
Nire and Nire (8) defeats Tuaim (9) 2-1 (AET)

Quarterfinals:
Jey (1) defeats Scotchpinestan (5) 4-1
Hopeless SC (3) defeats Starblaydia (7) 3-2 (PK)
The Pazhujeb Islands (2) defeats Merovis (6) 4-2
Thundercliffe (4) loses to Nire and Nire (8) 1-3

Semifinals:
Jey (1) loses to Hopeless SC (3) 1-2 (PK)
The Pazhujeb Islands (2) defeats Nire and Nire (8) 2-0

3rd Place Match:
Jey (1) defeats Nire and Nire (8) 4-1

Championship Match:
The Pazhujeb Islands (2) loses to Hopeless SC (3) 0-1



HOPELESS HAS NEW LIFE AFTER BEATING NEW MORRISIA

Hopeless SC is on to the quarterfinals after defeating New Morrisia 4-1 in the 3rd round of the Baptism of Fire, setting up a brutal match against Starblaydia, who is on a roll after a tough first stage. Hopeless leading scorer Alan Bell was in tune to the tune of a pair of goals in his return from a strained hamstring in one half of action, being lifted at halftime with Hopeless already up 3-0.

Radar “Magnet Hands” Green was his usual steady self, only surrendering a penalty kick goal in the 81st minute, that he was very frustrated about surrendering. Magnet Hands is giving up a mere 0.71 goals per match, a very solid performance fitting of his nickname.

Scoring the other goals for Hopeless were winger Antonio Hall and Bell’s substitute Paul Corner.

It was clear that the return of Bell rejuvenated the whole Hopeless team. The team was clearly ready to play, which is a testament to Head Coach Thomas Larson after a rough second stage in which Hopeless lost both matches 1-0 on second half goals.

Despite their quarterfinal opponent, Starblaydia, comes in as the seven seed, Larson isn’t taking them lightly. “They may not be the world power Starblaydian team of my playing days,” Larson said in today’s post-match press conference, “but they still know how to play the game, and they’re playing extremely well right now. This will be a great test for our team. The fans won’t need their seats, as they’ll be on their feet cheering a championship-quality match.”


Hopeless SC 4 Bell (8, 32), Hall (27), Corner (64)
New Morrisia 1 (81)




HOPELESS SC SEEKS A NICKNAME, PUTS IT TO THE PEOPLE TO DECIDE

The Hopeless SC national soccer team has been missing something that most others have, President Anthony Johnson noted yesterday. After a brief consultation with Soccer Academy Administrator Brian Peterson, President Johnson announced a contest to nickname the Hopeless national team. All people are encouraged to send in their suggestions. There will be a prize for the winning suggestion.

OOC: Nations are invited to TG me suggestions.

Miceland International Stadium, 45 Minutes to Kick Off of Bergelland vs. Nire and Nire match
The entire team was kneeled with their eyes closed, gathered in a large circle around Kayleigh Dunham in the changing rooms. In 45 minutes they would face their strongest opponent to date. A few were nervous, but most of the team was confident that they would beat Nire and Nire. Kayleigh, being the youngest one, and thus, closer to the Blessed Mother, was saying a prayer, which the whole team repeated within their own minds.

“Blessed Mother, we ask you for your guidance. Come to us with Gaia’s desire for our future. Help us through this trial that we are about to face for our blessed land. Give us the strength to face our enemies in this time of need. Ancestors, we honor you and will try to live with the dignity that you taught us. And so be it.”

The match versus Nire and Nire would probably be one of the most important match of their lives, for a victory would potentially put Bergelland among the Top 3 teams in the XXV Baptism of Fire. It was now a matter of waiting for those 45 minutes to pass, which seemed like a lifetime.

Quarter Finals

Jey 3-0 Scotchpinestan
Hopeless SC 0-4 Starblaydia

The Pazhujeb Islands 4-0 Merovis
Bergelland 2-0 Nire and Nire

Semi-Final Fixtures:

Jey vs. Starblaydia
The Pazhujeb Islands vs. Bergelland

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Jey Defeats Scotchpinestan 3-0, Set to Face Starblaydia in Incredible Semifinal

THE MICE OF MICELAND "GOALL!!" Those cheering for Jey in The Mice of Miceland had the distinct pleasure of shouting this phrase three times in the Quarterfinals against Scotchpinestan yesterday.

Coach Dr. DelMardo called the game a thrilling match leading up to undoubtedly the biggest game in the entire Baptism of Fire: "Overcoming Scotchpinestan was a good momentum boost for this upcoming match. We need to strategize, plan, practice and perfect our game if we want to make a good run at the finals."

Most of the other TSS Universitus Prefects had no comment, as the chatter was heard only coming from the Strategy Room today. There is no doubt the Jevians have been looking forward to this game all tournament.

In the Quarterfinals against Scotchpinestan, the offense once again displayed a dominating performance, with two goals by winger Swen and one by Farchoze. Scotchpinestan's defense could do little in the face of Jey, as qualifying for this Semifinal was foremost in their minds.

Jevian Scorers: Swen (2), Farchoze

My Predictions - R16 Record (6-2), QF Record (3-1), Overall (9-3)

Jey vs. Starblaydia

The Pazhujeb Islands vs. Bergelland

Best of luck to our stars in green.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

Pazhujebiam Eenadu
(Pazhujebis Today)

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Tertius Shajarrayam

Semifinalists!

The entire nation of the Pazhujeb Islands is affixed. This tiny island nation has never before witnessed such a swirl of global attention that is now trained on it, as the national football team has reached the semifinal stage of the 25th Baptism of Fire tournament, following a glorious four nil rout of Merovis. The Purple Sea Urchins, in their iconic purple and black kits, clutching in their palms the silver squares they were mysteriously awarded at the start of the tournament, now stand shivering on the brink of history: a win in their semifinal against Bergelland puts them in the most important match in their lives by far: the final.

The victory against Merovis was touchy, but a second half explosion from substitute midfielders Muwadasiwar Yet Pighanija and Fidesta Qiva led to a four nil final scoreline. With three goals scored in the last 17 minutes of the match, it seemed that some (or a great deal of) credit had to be awarded to the defense, whose performance against the valiant Merovis strikers throughout the entire (scoreless) first half was remarkable.

Jaime Oberlander spoke briefly with the press after the victory.

"I'm proud. I'm proud, but I'm also not surprised. I've been around a lot of football, I've won two bloody World Cup, and these kids are talented. They're really good. I'm very proud. I'm proud to be teaching, I'm proud to be leading, but more than anything I'm just proud to be a part of the phenomenon that is surrounding this team back on the Islands. I'm so, so, happy for our fans. But you know what? It isn't over yet. Two more matches to go, either way. We cannot let up here. In fact, this is where we need to show even more. If (and I mean if) we beat Bergelland in this semifinal, we will still have to face either Jey or Starblaydia in the final. And believe me, we will be meeting our match if that happens."

Wonder cockroach Edward, about whom attentive readers will notice Eenadu has completely flipped its position on, achieved international nortoriety yesterday when he predicted that Jey would lose their quarterfinal. The stars in green did not, and Edward immediately admitted he was wrong, but stated that "I hope my prediction record still speaks for itself." There is validity in his statement; the Jey prediction is the only one he has missed so far in the entire knockout stage of the tournament.

He was apparently on a return flight from the United States when we tried to reach him for comment, but we at Eenadu had a brief conversation with him:

"No, boys, please shut up! I don't care that Chet took your cupcake, Joe, stop whining! And Chet, for Christ's sake, stop calling me a wanksta! God I hate children! Oh, what...? Oh... oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, I didn't know the call had gone through. Hello? Oh. Yes, oh, my predictions. Yes, I know you're from Eenadu! Do you want my predictions or not!?! Okay. I like Jey and Starblaydia to play to a one all draw with Jey winning in a penalty shootout, and my beloved Urchins to win over Bergelland two one. Frank! Frank! Stop frightening the other passengers with your turbulence conspiracy theories!"

As stated before, Edward is so far 11-1 in his knockout match predictions, so this bodes well for Jey and the Pazhujeb Islands to be the teams meeting in the final.

As far as our staff at Eenadu are concerned, we are inclined to the same prediction. It has seemed for quite a while now that Jey and the Pazhujeb Islands were headed for a classic final, and it would really be a shame if the two did not advance out of the semifinals. This is said with all respect to Mr. Oberlander's native Starblaydia, who have overcome a few rocky results in the first stage to earn a spot in the semis - but it seems that the only way to determine the best club in this tournament is to see one last showdown between the Silver Squares and the Dark Green Circles.

Roach pits have been dug with bare hands in the rural interior of Fajr Island. Progressive citizens are piling aboard modern ships in harbors to watch satellite televisions. The pressure in Miceland is unbearable. Let us play the beautiful game.

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Projected Starting Eleven
Amutarrad
Tushambanda
Lissama
Idarha
Lethija
Parokshara
Oujadda
Quridheru
Ghur
Panithaj
Vuhumkara

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HEADLINE NEWS: Jey Advances to Semis
Expert Semifinals Predictions & Recap

DOMZ CITY Swen and Farchoze, Swen and Farchoze. Jevians can't get enough of the stars that have taken them to the Semifinals. And understandably so. The win over Scotchpinestan places the Jevian squad into the semifinals with Starblaydia, The Pazhujub Islands, and Bergelland in what is sure to be some of the most exciting Baptism of Fire match ups ever witnessed.

Head Trainer Florins Eruviel commented "This group of players had truly meshed together quite well. I'd bet my money on Jey over any of these three other teams, even with my allegiance to this squad not considered. The incredible offensive display by Zhen Swen and Olopimo Farchoze was astonishing today. I can't wait to see what this team will do in order to defeat the Starblaydians. This group of players is ready to do whatever it will take."

And a display of offensive ability is exactly what occurred against Scotchpinestan. Zhen Swen and Olopimo Farchoze themselves controlled the ball for over ten minutes of the game, as the winger and forward displayed excellent patience, opportunistically scoring goals and spreading around the ball. "These two guys could have scored a half dozen goals," Assistant Coach Richardo Mezlin said, "But they knew that maintaining control of the ball for the Prefects was more important. They only took advantage of a goal opportunity if it was available. And that happened with great apparency three times this game. Take note of the score. We don't need a blowout each game. If we control the ball, the other team can't score. It's that simple."

Alron Felize, Yulton Buckby, Simonev Callis, Dopil Lurthon, Awren Ashen, Ballis Jarkis, and your favorite reporter (;)) are back to lend you some insight about the Semifinals.

Semifinals Predictions

01 Jey vs. 07 Starblaydia

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Jey (6) - Felize, Callis, Lurthon, Ashen, Jarkis, DelMar
Starblaydia (1) - Buckby

What we think: Yes, Buckby was delt a fair punishment for his traitorous selection. However, the majority of us believe that Jey, with its incredible momentum and amazing offensive ability, assuming a withstanding defense, will be able to pull this Semifinal out. No one is going to argue that this Starblaydian team is not World Class. It is. They've won it all before. But this Jey team is prepared. They've been selected from millions. They are ready, and we'll witness a monumental moment in Jevian sports history with a win over Starblaydia.

02 The Pazhujub Islands vs. 13 Bergelland

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The Pazhujub Islands (6) - Felize, Buckby, Lurthon, Ashen, Jarkis, DelMar
Bergelland (1) - Callis

What we think: The Pazhujub Islands can easily handle the 13th seed from Bergelland. Despite a surprising win over Nire and Nire, Bergelland is no match for the second seed in this competition. The Pazhujub Islands will win, not in a blowout, but by a good amount.

Best of luck to our stars in green.

Desmond DelMar is a writer for the Jevian Blade, The Allied Empire's highest rated news source.

The Hardy Boys #45988851
The Mystery Of The Silver Square
By Franklin W Dixon

Chapter 4 - The Arrival

"Thanks a lot, boys, you just totally ruined that phone call!" cried Edward.

"We're really sorry, Edward," said Joe ruefully, as he progressed through the final stages of reclaiming his cupcake from Chet's ravenous clutches.

"That newspaper has spent most of the last year criticizing me, and now it's only going to get worse. And all because I said that I hate children in an interview, thanks to you three!"

The three boys hung their heads in shame for a few minutes, until the plane rocked a little bit. Frank was still a tad uneasy, even though Edward, the stewardesses, fellow passengers, the copilot, the pilot, and even Joe and Chet had reassured him that it was just turbulence. He was still pretty sure some bad guy was clinging to the bottom of the plane trying to break his way in with a acetylene torch.

However, the rest of the flight passed rather smoothly, as a charming Rob Schneider film soothed all of their spirits. By the time they arrived in the Ivory Coast, they were in such a jovial mood that they barely noticed the 19 hour journey in a shady fishing boat operated by an ancient Ivorian named Vwaire. Vwaire's stories kept the boys occupied, though Edward seemed to be shaking a little bit, and could be occasionally heard muttering the name "Rob Schneider" as he convulsed rather violently.

However, once they arrived in the marble white and red brick city of Urajbina, Edward seemed to cheer up, the boys figured it was because he was home.

"Boys, we have arrived in the Pazhujeb Islands!"

"Neato!" remarked Chet. "Where can we get some grub?"

"Uh..." said Edward slowly, "don't you want like a tour or something..."

"No!" shouted Chet angrily. "I've been craving some burgers and fries the whole trip!"

"Sorry buddy," grinned Frank, "I've been reading this travel guide while I haven't been worrying about sabotage, and the Pazhujeb Islands are very strict about foreign imported foods. You'll have to do with the local delicacies! Like korjam'shiam, right Edward?"

"Frank, for once your narcissistic know-it-all-ish observations lead you to a correct conclusion," said Edward as Frank scratched his head, befuddled. "The Pazhujebi people are extremely protective of their autonomy. The islands were isolated from the rest of the world in about the year 269 A.D., almost two millenia ago."

"Jumping Jupi-"

"Save your idiotically mundane and inoffensive exclamations for someone who gives a s#^t, Joe. Follow me and I'll show you around the city on the way to one of my favorite local restaurants."

The four began to walk down the streets of the gorgeous city. All three noticed immediately that everyone, like themselves, was walking down the dusty streets. What did make the Bayport boys stand out was their clothing: all of the natives were either wearing long shirts and baggy pants, or long shoulder-to-ankle robes. Everything was white, except for the bright purple turbans that literally everyone, including the women, were wearing on their heads.

Though the streets were dusty, the buildings they passed were fantastic. Marble columns proudly stood upright outside every building, large or small, and it seemed that every structure had had the utmost attention to detail paid to it during its construction.

"You boys might recognize some of these architectural patterns, yes?"

"We sure do-"

"I wasn't asking you, Frank, shut your stupid know-it-all face."

"Well, I recognize them, Edward." said Joe insightfully. "They look a great deal like the architecture of the Roman Empire, two thousand years ago."

"That's right, Joe. The local legend is that all these people are descendants of Roman citizens who were evicted from the Empire all at once - and they floated south down the Atlantic until they reached these islands."

"Really?" mused Frank. "But why would the Roman Emperor want to get rid of a bunch of his citizens?"

"Frank, look around you. Do any of these people look like they are Roman?"

"Um... no."

"Where do they look like they're from?"

"Uh...."

"Turbans? White kurtas?"

"Uh... Persia?"

"Okay, whatever, close enough. They were all citizens of Indian ancestry, and when they were purged the simply built a new culture here, isolated from the rest of the world by the vast ocean."

"But..." Frank thought out loud, "why would the Roman Emperor want to get rid of all the Indians?"

Edward looked astonished. "It isn't a little obvious...?"

"No." said Frank earnestly.

"Ugh. Racism, you morons! Racism!"

"What's racis-"

"Never mind. Are you still hungry, Chet?"

"By golly, I sure am!!"

The four continued to walk down the street until they reached a market. At a small vendor's stand operated by an attractive young woman who was totally out of Frank and Joe's league (despite what the books might imply, and despite their obnoxious overconfidence with girls, they were both moderately to extremely ugly), they bought several bowls full of the rice, chicken, peas, and spice dish that Frank had mentioned earlier, korjam'shiam. They gobbled down the food while chatting about how many points they predicted their football team would beat Davenport High School by the next week, while Edward occupied his time by plugging his ears and hissing as loud as he could.

A minute or two after they had finished, Joe went for a small walk around the plaza, which was surrounded by massive twenty foot pillars of stone, which were decorated in a stoic Roman pattern. He heard two men speaking English off to his right, but paid no attention to them until one of them spoke rather sharply at the other, "you don't want to get on his bad side, Slim!"

"All right, all right, Chapstick! Give me a break, I'll find it."

"Good. My client isn't the kind of fellow who'll forgive incompetence. Find it or you'll wish you'd had more time in life with your right pinky."

The shorter one, who had just spoke, was handing a slip of paper to the much taller and skinnier one just as Joe was looking over. The younger Hardy just caught a glance of it before the man slipped it into his pocket. There was something drawn crudely in crayon:

The silver square!

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An Encouragement to the TSS World Cup Prefects, Awaiting Play in the Baptism of Fire Semifinal

THE CAPITOL OF THE ALLIED EMPIRE OF JEY, DOMZ CITY

My fellow Jevian Universians playing in the 25th Baptism of Fire,

Firstly, I would like to reiterate my distinct pride in seeing you all take your school, cities, and this nation so very far in your first test in international play. There is no doubt that, no matter the outcome of these next matches, you will be received as heroes in this Allied Empire. You are a great squad of players, coaches and trainers. And you should be as proud of yourselves as I am of you.

With this in mind, I would like to send forth my extreme encouragement for your upcoming match against the Starblaydians. You all are prepared. This Starblaydian team is certainly a world class group of players, but, looking at history, I'd say this team is certainly capable of moving on. You remain the sole undefeated organization in this tournament, and you had to defeat Starblaydia once to retain this distinct honor. There is no doubt in my mind, that with the same perseverance you have maintained throughout this tournament, you can repeat history. The Starblaydian flag will not rise at the top when this contest is over--the Flag of Jey shall overcome its opponents. Remember that.

Remember our anthem:

"Ye men, stand up and see—
Jey’s formed this land newly!
We are united folk,
Under the Emperor!

Oh when faced with adversity,
Jey triumphs with its might!
No matter it be morn or night,
we'll always win the fight!

We shall not ever fall,
We stand for one and all!
Ex Cruor Quod Bellum Iunctum!"

Ye men, stand up and see—
Jey’s formed this land newly!
We are united folk,
Under the Emperor! Forever!

Bring truth once again to Iei Iunctii, our National Anthem. Bring truth to our national symbols. The Jevian spirit is one of persistence and confidence. You have that in an awesome amount. This group of players is unsurpassed by any within the incredibly expansive borders of our Allied Empire. Of the five billion Jevians, you are the most dedicated and talented performers in this sport. If Jey is able to win this tournament, you shall bring home the gold. We have the utmost faith in you. We wish you the best of luck, our stars in green.

Emperor Drew Domz of The Allied Empire of Jey

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Game On!
Starblaydia v Jey

It's the closest thing this Baptism of Fire will have to a grudge match: Starblaydia versus Jey. The two-time World Champions, the purple peril, versus a nation most-famous for being one of the key members of the United Nations, the dark green machine, in a match to decide who can go to the Final of the Baptism of Fire, and who will play the Loser's Match, the match none of the four teams left in the tournament want to play: the Third Place Play-Off.

These teams have met once before, of course, in the opening group stage, in Group Circle, where Jey scraped a one-nil win over Starblaydia, inflicting the second, and so far last, defeat on Starblaydia in this tournament. Since then Starblaydia have gone on a six-game winning run and scored twenty-four goals, conceding just one in the process. This is no longer a fragile, nervous Starblaydi side, unsure if they can live up to history, but now they stand proud and virtuous, confident in their abilities and their traditions. Three simple words: Starblaydia are back.

Jey, however, are new. Though they claim to have been winning regional competitions for years, we have found no such evidence. Nothing of the prominence of the Atlantian Oceania Cup of Association Football exists in all the world's great regions, not even in The Heartland, The League, or the now-defunct FIFA. Starblaydia have won the AOCAF more times than any other nation, and they have never been a nation to be trifled with at a sporting level. Jey's real fame has come in the shape of diplomacy, being the key architect of nearly a dozen United Nations' resolutions, the founder of the Reveal and Repeal organisation, as well as being even more active in the international encyclopaedia, hosted in Goobergunchia, than Starblaydia's much-vaunted information agencies. There are contrasts and comparisons between the two nations, but one thing is sure: both will be confident of victory.

Some had predicted an upset of a Hopeless win over Starblaydia, but the possibility of the white-and-purples losing proved just that. Starblaydia netted twice in each half to seal a resounding four-nil victory to cruise into the last four. It took half an hour, however, before Starblaydia had their goal. Tarquin Fullbright drew a good save from Radar Green between the Hopeless goalposts, but the 'keeper could only palm away the ball for a corner. Stefan Hinkonnen rose highest in the penalty area and directed a header into the top corner. It was another corner that saw Starblaydia's second goal, Hinkonnen again rising highest in the box but his header, this time, was blocked by the goalie and, after a short scramble, defender Roque Bravo got his foot to the ball and slotted into the back of the net for two-nil with very little time in the first half remaining.

Starblaydia took their foot off the gas and eased off as the second half began, perfectly happy with their Two-Nil lead. This allowed Hopeless' defensive formation a bit more time and space with the ball, and gave Alan Bell more (Wait... Alan Belmore? - Ed.) opportunities in front of Rodriguez, who had to make two sharp stops to keep Starblaydia's lead to two goals. It was Betanii Marrones' substitutions that provided the impetus for more Starblaydi goals, both coming from players who had been brought on in the second half. Alfonso Di Angelo, on for Panarii, switched admirably between defence and attack in the centre of midfield and it was his goal from the edge of the area that really sealed the game for Starblaydia with a quarter of an hour to go. Ten minutes later it was four, as Takis Domozis netted the third goal of his international career, jinking around the young Matt Walker and side-footing the ball home.

Hopeless SC 0 - 4 Starblaydia
(None) - (Hinkonnen 34, Bravo 43, Di Angelo 76, Domozis 85)

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Jey Prepares for "The Game of the Tournament"

THE MICE OF MICELAND Throughout the Allied Empire of Jey, only one thought is recurring through the people's heads: Jey vs. Starblaydia. To not have this match on every television set would be considered a sacrilege. The only concern of any Jevian at this moment, on this night, is defeating Starblaydia and pushing forward to the Baptism of Fire final match.

"The Emperor may say he's proud of whatever finish," Head Coach Dr. DelMardo, preparing his final speech for his players, said, "but for us, anything other than a defeat of Starblaydia and winning the final will be considered a huge disappointment. We know we are the best team in this tournament--it's no wonder we are ranked first. To lose would have to come at the hands of an upset."

To prepare for this monumental match against a former World Cup champion--twice--the Strategical Team is working hour after hour, analyzing Starblaydian play, attempting to discover how to overcome what no country could overcome for two given years. "It's going to be a difficult match," DelMardo continued, "but we've got the best players here, we've got the best minds in this Strategy Room. If anyone can win, it's us."

Team Captain Sert Bolorg, as always, did not seem perturbed by the level of experience of the Starblaydian squad: "1-0. That's all I gotta say. 1-0. We've dominated them before and we're about to dominate them again. I don't care if its 1-0, 3-2, 4-0, or a win on penalty kicks. When that final whistle blows, it will be Jey in the championship match. You can bet on that."

Everyone in this Allied Empire agrees with him, in spirit. Best of luck to our stars in green.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

Stefan looked at his hand again. He knew exactly what he had, of course, but couldn't resist reaching across the green baize and lifting up the corner of his cards.

Seven of swords. Knight of coins.

His eyes lingered over the extra-large stack of chips on the table, before going back to the community cards.

Three of coins, three of chalices, seven of coins, maid of swords and the lord of staffs*. A very mixed bag, of which a number of winning hands were possible when combined with the two secret cards held in a player's hand.

Stefan frowned, before wondering if he'd just given his dilemma away to his last remaining opponent. Maybe she'd be out-foxed by the expression, wondering if it was some kind of clever double- or even triple-bluff. Stefan frowned again. He had, at best, two pair, with his own seven, and had committed most of his chips to the pot - certainly nothing like a strong hand in this game - and he'd managed to bluff his way into the showdown with Kalia Canildo, renowned among their side as the best card shark by far. Did she have one of the remaining Threes in her hand? That'd defeat his two-pair. Of course a Maid or a Lord would do equally well to be a two-pair out-do his own. Could he risk it all on a single seven?

"I'm all in, Stefan," Kalia said, the very definition of a poker-face, "what are you going to do?"

"I... I haven't got enough to cover that," Stefan didn't know what he was about to say, "so I'll see that All-In with an All-In of my own, including this."

His hand had been in his pocket, and withdrawing it, he tossed his purple disc onto the table. There was a collective gasp from the onlookers - defeated players and casual observers alike. Surely Stefan couldn't be betting with one of the mysterious objects that had appeared in their luggage upon their entry to Miceland.

Stefan's wits returned and his eyes went wide. He realised he had just risked something important to him, though he didn't know why. He felt like sweat was pouring from his brow like a waterfall, his chest was tight with anxiety and his heart was pounding hard as adrenaline coursed through his arteries. What on earth had he done? Why on earth had he gone and done something that reckless, that stupid, risking that much for so little comparative gain? To calm himself down he looked at his cards again.

Seven of swords. Knight of coins. At least they hadn't changed, though he felt like he'd just thrown a vital organ down on the table. You have to let it ride once it's down, though, and their was nothing he could do about it.

"You're serious?" Kalia said, raising her eyebrows with a concerned look on her face that no-one really could tell if it was genuine or not. "You're betting that?"

"Y.. yup." Stefan eventually managed.

"Your choice," she replied, "but I'll let you take it off the table if you want, have your all-in equal mine and we'll show 'em."

"No," Stefan said, with a determination in his voice that somehow appeared from low in his throat, "it is done. Call."

Kalia turned over her cards.

Four of staffs. Six of coins.

There were gasps from the onlookers. Kalia had nothing, Two-pair of threes with a lord kicker, and that from the community cards only. It was obvious she'd been hoping for the straight, three-to-seven. If a five had come along instead of a maid... Stefan couldn't even begin to contemplate what he would have done if she'd won. With the biggest sigh of relief he'd ever exhaled, he placed his seven of swords face-up on the table and reached over, grabbing only his purple disc. The chips he'd won, but he left them in their place, making sure only to put the disc back into his pocket. The watchers erupted into cheers as the underdog - and oh boy was Stefan the underdog in any card game, had just called the champion's bluff and come out on top. They patted him on the back and fetched him drinks, but Stefan was more concerned with wholeheartedly promising himself to never, ever, risk the disc again. It was far too precious to be separated from him: ever.



* A Starblaydi deck goes from ace to ten, followed by knight, maid and lord, instead of jack-queen-king. The suits are, as mentioned before, swords, staffs, chalices and coins.

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BERGELLAND GETS THROUGH TO THE SEMI-FINALS!
Dateline, Miceland – Bergelland has beaten Nire and Nire in an amazing performance today at the Miceland International Stadium. The international press has been betting against the Blue Stars ever since the Third Round. After the poor first stage campaign, the team has made an amazing recovery, growing up throughout the championship and eventually making it to the Semi-Finals.

It was an equal match, and Bergelland had to fight hard for its both goals. The team played for possession this time, avoiding any unnecessary risks, unlike previous matches, where they used fast paced blitzes against their opponents.

Most of the game was fought in the midfield, with both teams fighting hard for possession and few scoring chances. It took forty minutes for the first strike to come, when Kirsten Dunningham produced a through pass to Evey Levine, who had sneaked forward on the right wing. She made a quick run towards the right flank of the box and sent a perfectly executed cross to Kayleigh Dunham, who headed down for the first goal of the match.

Nire and Nire’s own prodigy, Juan Rello, made an amazing attempt after a triangle play that put him right in front of the goal, however Scott Barnsley made an amazing dive for the ball, almost hitting his head on the left pole. Rello made a second attempt for the goal after receiving the ball in a brilliant pass by Cest Wonder at the entrance of the box, but once again, Scott was there to stop the ball.

At the 88th minute, when the match seemed to have reached a stalemate, a free-kick by Nicole King landed the ball right onto Kayleigh’s head, a few meters away from the goal, giving the Nirean goalkeeper, Tim Bront, no chance of saving.

This win has put Bergelland among the Top 4 teams in the XXV Baptism of Fire and we will now face another tough battle as we take on The Pazhujeb Islands.

And don't miss tomorrow's edition of the DirecTNews special on the Baptism of Fire, with an amazing report by Karen Dover on Bergelland's campaign.

CROWDS TAKE ON THE STREETS AS BERGELLAND MOVES ON!
Dateline, Swansea – Huge crowds took over the streets of Swansea today, after Bergelland beaten Nire and Nire 2-0 on the Baptism of Fire Quarter Finals. Hundreds of thousands of Bergians rushed stark naked through the main streets of the city in commemoration for the advance to the Semi-Finals. On the Grand Temple of Swansea a large crowd gathered for a large orgy to thank the Mother for the success achieved by the team.
The National Police had to increase its effective in order to keep the crowds away and safe from the street tram corridors.

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Dr. DelMardo Addresses the Jevian Squad
Text of Pre-Game Speech Provided to the Jevian Blade

DOMZ CITY To help raise the spirits of not only his players, but all of Jey's fans from the Allied Empire, head coach Dr. DelMardo has released the text of the speech he will be orating to his young group of players in preparation of their match against Starblaydia. Quarantined from the public as of the stroke of midnight last night, the Jevian group of players are unaware that all of their fans are also hearing the inspiring words of their head mentor:

"You are Prefects. You are Perfect. Step out on that field...witness the purple and the white, and remember the Ivy Gate. Remember the perfection required of you. Darkened green covers the walls of that gate, darkened green covers the flags of Universitus. Darkened green is the color of perfection--not purple. You've encountered this adversity once before, and we've accomplished what seemed impossible. Do not get distracted by this purple, do not get distracted by these players with World Cups in their closets. This is now, history is only this Baptism of Fire. And that history supports us.

Remember what it meant for you to get here. In a given year, over 15 million of your fellow countrymen apply for the 300 spots provided in the Sports Division of the Tildes Skills School. And here you are. You are not one of the 300, you are not one of the .00002% admission rate--you are an even more select group of players. Over 150 soccer stars of the Hoya College from the past 20 years applied for a chance to represent Jey in this tournament, and this group of players is what we selected. You are the best of Jey from the past 20 years. You are the epitome of soccer talent in the Allied Empire, and that is no exaggeration.

I tell you this, because what you've done thus far is worthy of praise. The Emperor has made two addresses directly to this group of players. All of the country's newspapers are following your progress. You are the pride of Jey. You are the hope of Jey's sports in the international arena. Please know that we are all aware that if you all concentrate enough, any defeat of an opponent. Starblaydia is no match--none at all--for a group of TSS athletes with a set goal. Remember your training. Remember what you've learned this past decade. You've been given the distinct honor of having training from the best soccer minds from around the world in the Tildes Skills School. And now it's time to put that knowledge on an even bigger stage.

You needn't be told anything more. The strategists over there have worked countless hours. We know our strategy. We know what it takes to defeat Starblaydia and move on to this championship match. It's all yours for the taking. Now get out there and grab hold of this championship. It's within your grasps."

Best of luck to our stars in green.

Desmond DelMar is a writer for the Jevian Blade, The Allied Empire's highest rated news source.

Semi-Final Results

Jey 0-1 Starblaydia
The Pazhujeb Islands 2-0 Bergelland

Final match

Starblaydia vs. The Pazhujeb Islands

3rd Place Play Off match

Jey vs. Bergelland

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Jey Falls in Semifinal; DelMardo, Mezlin Fired; Dozens of Conspiracies Loom Over Dubious Loss to Starblaydia

THE MICE OF MICELAND In what is being called "the biggest sham in Jevian Sports," Starblaydia has stopped the undefeated run of the TSS students. On three separate occasions, the ball slipped past the Starblaydian goaltender. Yet, on three separate occasions, these goals were called off, after astonishingly late offsides calls. The goal put past GK Sert Bolorg occurred in the 89th minute, in what was apparently not an offsides play. The remainder of the questionable contest consisted of constant appeals to the referees from all of the Jevians, most especially Captain Bolorg and Heah Coach DelMardo. The referees would not listen to the calls of protest from those in dark green. Said Forward Farchoze "This is ridiculous. The "goal" we let up in the 89th minute seemed to all of us to be the simplest offsides call in this tournament. Di Angelo was over 15 feet offsides when he took control of the ball. We stopped playing, we were waiting for the whistle. And it only came after he put it past Bolorg. I'll say it again, it was ridiculous. Don't ask me about our "offsides" calls, either."

Dr. Ave Sorrere, President of the Tildes Skills School at Universitus, promptly sent "letters of resignation" to head coach Dr. Alimari DelMardo and Assistant Richardo Mezlin, calling their failure to bring Jey to the championship "an abhorrent representation of the finest institute for sports education in the world. This is truly the worse loss ever suffered by this institute. And there will be plenty of those who will be left accountable, including perhaps myself." It has been discovered that de facto President of Universitus and the Emperor of the Allied Empire of Jey Drew Domz has not ruled out the firing of Dr. Sorrere for failing to staff the Tildes Skills School with those who were capable of bringing Jey the championship. In jeopardy also is the admission to TSS and Universitus of all those on the Jevian Squad, the Strategical Planners, and the training staff.

Said Dr. DelMardo about his 'resignation,' "You never want to see a terribly officiated game ruin someone's career. But that's what happened. The obvious bias on the field has literally destroyed the dreams of this entire Allied Empire and dozens of those within the Tildes Skills School. Perhaps we're not ready to defeat a team that has won two World Cups. Though, perhaps that's the reason that the Baptism of Fire is intended for teams which are new to this sport. Perhaps maybe, Jey can also 'bend the rules' and get into another Baptism of Fire. Maybe the referees will favor us at that juncture."

Neither Sert Bolorg nor any other member of the Jevian Squad would provide a comment for this reporter. It remains to be seen who will still have a job in Jey's 3rd Place match against Bergelland, or whether Jey will even be represented in the game. Only foul words which this reporter cannot repeat were heard muttered as the Jevians made their way to the locker room.

When asked about the 3rd Place Match, de facto Head Coach, and Head Trainer Florins Eruviel said only "3rd Place? Jey will worry about some measly 3rd Place finish later. What we are concerned right now is about our jobs. Losses like this are not tolerated by anyone in the TSS or Universitus Administration. You see DelMardo over there. He's packing his bags for home after four decades of this sport. He's not welcome within the borders of the City of Universitus again. I'm going to guess none of us will be. And all over some headstrong referees. Incredible. I wish there were a way to appeal this entire match, I'm sure Jey would at least prevail in that regard."

Bias, rule breaking, or bad calls aside, losses are not taken well in Jey. I'm sure that this team will do whatever it takes to return to this tournament and get its rightful place as among the champions of this contest. Nothing will pacify the desire of these players to win. Though, it will have to come in other faces next time. Until then, we always, always wish the best to our future stars in green. The others have faded.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

President Nire Congratulates Bergelland, Miceland

President Nire officially offered his congratulations to Bergelland after their hard fought win against the Disputed Territories in the quarter finals of the Baptism of Fire. Bergelland played with the passion and determination that this tournament was founded on and wishes them all the best for the rest of the competition.

His Holiness also thanked The Mice of Miceland for the running of a successful tournament. He eagerly anticipates the upcoming World Cup Qualifiers and wishes all participants at the Baptism of Fire the best of luck for these matches.

Ends

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Purple Jeys
Starblaydia defeat Jey and move on to Pazhujeb Final

A controversial night in Miceland saw Starblaydia score a last-gasp goal from Iskara Daii's young all-action midfielder Alfonso Di Angelo, which gave the post-grads one lesson: play to the whistle.

It's no good throwing your arm up in the air, turning to the referee and expecting him to put his whistle to his lips, as Jey's back-four did - with the sole exception of Margonivich - when Di Angelo burst through the offside trap to bring down Panarii's desperate route-one ball. For the three goals Jey had ruled out for offsides of their own earlier in the match, one was blatant, the other marginal and the third decidedly dodgy. Starblaydia rode their luck and tried to climb above the constant Jevian protests, but Roque Bravo was booked for a rutting stag impersonation with Jey striker Olopimo Farchoze after a free-kick was given against the Starblaydi defender. Thankfully, Bravo had not picked up any other cautions since his red card against Merovis on Matchday One, so the inspirational young centre-back will be able to play in the Final.

After Starblaydia's Raiigar, the Jevians won the toss and began the match at their tempo, using awareness and quick passing to keep the ball away from pumped-up Starblaydi players. They then used the natural width that their four-three-three provided over the Starblaydi diamond midfield to shift the ball wide and use Dolorence and Swen down the touch-line to open up some space for the cross to Farchoze in the middle. This tactic wasn't successful, however, thanks to the abilities of Bazraltek and Canildo at tracking back and stopping the cross. Jey changed up a gear and played it on the floor, through the middle, trying to run Panarii's veteran legs ragged.

This produced their first offside goal as Dolorence ran on to a diagonal through-ball into the centre of the penalty area, took it wide and drilled it into the bottom right hand corner. Though he looked like celebrating for a moment, he immediately looked up and saw the linesman's flag raised, quite rightly, as Bravo had just stepped up in time to catch the Grats winger offside. Starblaydia had a shot of their own shortly after, Fullbright's fizzing drive skipped off the surface and Bolorg required two attempts to get it under control.

Farchoze, Dolorence and Swen made piercing the Starblaydi back-four their mission in the match and they tried time and again, from every possible angle with dummy runs, hanging around offside and powerful bursts through the middle. This relentless pressure continued throughout the match and captain Kili Izretar had to be sacrificed for Di Angelo early in the second half, giving Starblaydia a two-man defensive midfield set-up. This clamped down on Jey's attacking threat somewhat, but gave Starblaydia little momentum going forward, so Marrones made a tactical switch.

Kalia Canildo, the young female winger-come-wing-back, was a surprise selection for this tournament at left-back, and throughout Starblaydia's matches she's been getting forward and overlapping Christophe Proviia on the left side of midfield, providing essential width and attacking impetus. Proviia was removed and replaced by nineteen year-old Leandro Perheira. Young Leandro, who impressed at both the International Justintina and second Di Bradini Under-21 Cups, slotted into a more-regular left-back spot while Canildo was pushed up to a regular left-wing position.

Starblaydia started to click and Canildo provided the perfect cross for Hinkonnen, who sent the Starblaydi crowd into jubilation with his header. Unfortunately his header had shaved the outside of the post, rattled off the advertising board behind the goal and then rippled the net from behind. Starblaydi commentators briefly went mental, as they were fooled too, but Hinkonnen simply turned and jogged back up the pitch.

Jey pushed back with a series of counter-attacks, breaking the Starblaydi line three times in five minutes. The sequence ran up to Jey's most-protested decision in the entire tournament: Swen was given offside in a maybe-mabye-not situation, one in which Rodriguez saw the linesman's flag out of the corner of his eye and stood purposefully rooted to the spot, pointing only to the linesman as Swen rolled the ball past him for the second time, disallowed for the second time.

Olopimo Farchoze then broke the back line with a through-ball from his club colleague O'thones, and this was blatantly offisde. Melciori, like the professional he is, raised his arm for offide but, crucially, continued to sprint back towards his own net. No whistle blew and Farchoze held up the ball, chipping it over the onrushing Rodriguez. Melciori, however, was there on the line with an acrobatic clearance, followed swiftly by a remonstration with the linesman who failed to give the move as offside.

This verbal battering, somewhat out of character for Melciori, may have given the linesman a sense of doubt about his decisions and, when Farchoze was next passed the ball and got through on goal to blast the ball into the back of the net, the linesman duly, if belatedly, raised his flag and the referee was forced to rule the goal out. Replays showed that the Jevian striker was onside. Just.

Bad refereeing decisions reared their ugly head in Starblaydia's first match when goalkeeper Rodriguez was dismissed for allowing the Merovis striker to dive over him and roll around on the floor like he'd been hit by a sniper's bullet, protests for which Bravo was dismissed shortly after. So, when freeze-frame pictures and the on-screen offside line graphics show that Alfonso Di Angelo may or may not have been offside at the moment on eighty-nine minutes when Lex Panarii's boot whacked the ball, Starblaydia can be forgiven for saying you should give the advantage to the attacker. This decision, however, was compounded by the sheer refusal of the majority of Jey's players to run after Di Angelo. He brought the ball down in acres of space, a good five yards away from the nearest defender. They expected a whistle that never came and Di Angelo managed to compose himself and knock it round Sert Bolorg to slot it in the net.

With less than sixty seconds remaining, Starblaydia went all-out to stop Jey's onslaught. When Fullbright managed to take the ball into the corner and kept it there until drawing a foul from one of the three Jevian defenders trying to get the ball off him, the referee decided to end the match. Starblaydia were through to the Final, and they'd dumped Jey into the Play-off for third place.

Final score:
Jey 0 - 1 Starblaydia
(None) - (Di Angelo 89)



Editor's comment
This year's colour of perfection is officially purple, whether this one or this one, you can guarantee that at least one Starblaydi will be celebrating come the final whistle of the culmination to the twenty-fifth Baptism of Fire.

One team who won't be celebrating is that of Jey or rather the The Tildes Skills School team of the University of Universitus. It's an odd situation in which only the graduates of a highly-respected University can play for a national team. Much importance has been made of the TSS by Jevian sources, pointing to how this team represents point-zero-seven percent (or whatever) of the intake of students, twenty-three players from a cast of millions of applicants, of how they train so often and so well, and that they have coaching and nutrition and everything else that professional footballers in any other nation have. These Starblaydi players are professionals, don't forget, their job is football and their qualifications come from a lifetime of playing and competing, no different to many other countries.

Yet their self-belief, which can only be applauded as a central part of being able to win anything, has come from near-isolation. They've been playing and winning and creating their version of perfection without ever stepping onto the toughest sporting stage in the world - we're not even at that stage yet - and at the first sign of a loss they, frankly, can't take it. Coaches are being sacked, strategical (sic) teams having their Prozone taken away from them and even Emperors might get involved. Starblaydia have done that once in their history, when the Minister for Sport was involved with coaching the World Cup side. Though Lord Rikaard van Honjiik managed to get a result in an AOCAF while working with the experienced Nikola Lazerevski, he was largely ineffective and incompetent, and Lord-Protector Tiberius Starblayde soon intervened and had the SFA remove his Minister from the coaching staff.

Contrary to popular belief, this Starblaydi side is not a team who has won two World Cups. There are precisely two members of this squad who have any sort of international championship to their name, and one of them is the assistant coach. Starblaydia's last World Cup was forty years ago, and only the two coaches and the Dwarven-lifespan captain were even alive at that time. In the fifteen years since they last competed in a World Cup, we all know that Starblaydia has fought, and technically lost, a regional war, that the national game went down the pan, and that the team was Unranked by the official world ranking system, the KPBs, such was their sorry state of affairs. This tournament marks Starblaydia's comeback, and boy, are they back!

However, I can name scores of national teams who are, right at this moment, better than Starblaydia and Jey combined. The difference between these two Semi-Finalists is that Starblaydia realise, from experience, that they're on the bottom rung of the World Cup ladder. This defeat has shown the Jevians that they're not the best footballers in the world who can guarantee a victory in every match. One day they may very well be, if they stick with it and put their experiences back into the national leagues, but they'll need the Gods' help if they continue with their 'perfection' attitude into the World Cup Qualifiers, as there won't be enough toys in the world to throw out of their collective pram, particularly if they get drawn with one of the top sides in the world like defending champions Az-cz. For now, they have to content themselves with a top-four finish in this Baptism of Fire. Unfortunately you only ever get one shot at this tournament, and Starblaydia's isn't over yet.

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HEADLINE NEWS: Jey's Loss Prompts Reorganization, Withdrawl from World Cup

DOMZ CITY "We never expected to win the World Cup," former Head Coach Dr. DelMardo admits, "we would have been happy qualifying to the Knockout Stage. We realize we have not the experience of these other World Cup teams, and that's why we entered the beginner's tournament. We expected to win this tournament. But we were defeated by a team whose application to enter this tournament should have been denied. I don't care how different this Starblaydian team is from the World Champions, I don't care what political changes have occured within their nation, The Baptism of Fire is intended for entirely new nations in this level of competition. Starblaydia boats two world championships--I fail to see how that is "new." Under this same logic, Jey fully intends to enter the 26th Baptism of Fire. The team will be entirely new by then. And we expect our application to be accepted."

Given the loss to Starblaydia and the loss of the coaching staff, Jey will not be entering into the World Cup at this point. An official announcement is expected from (still) Universitus President Dr. Ave Sorrere later today. The Jevian players, strategists, and training staff are expected to be barred from Universitus forever, though they fully intend on showing up in the 3rd Place Match against Bergelland. De facto Head Coach Florins Eruviel commented "Dr. Sorrere has ensured me that no further "resignations" will occur until after the 3rd Place Playoff. We at least want the opportunity to refuse the third place recognition. We have to win it first."

Nevertheless, the players are all aware of the fact that even during the 3rd Place Match, they are no longer considered Universians. Captain Bolorg commented "I love Universitus. I love my school. If people think we are being 'isolated,' they are wrong. Look at the City of Universitus, with over 7 million residents--we are not sheltered. We embrace the utopia of Universitus. I don't know what to do now."

Understandably still frustrated with the abhorrent calls in the Semifinal match, all of the Jevians refused to comment specifically on the match against Starblaydia. They must learn to deal with the harsh and unfair reality that bias and obvious rule-breaking exists on the international level. They must now concentrate on winning the Third Place Match. Perhaps that finish will pacify their critics.

Best of luck to our remaining stars in dark green.

Desmond DelMar is a writer for the Jevian Blade, The Allied Empire's highest rated news source.

"Do you think every other team got discs of their own in their own colour?" Lex Panarii was turning his disc over between his fingers, studying it, leaning forward with his elbows on the table. "As this purple is hardly a co-incidence."

"Ah wouldnae be surprised, Lex," Ornvidar Bazraltek replied, inspecting his disc with some high-powered glasses, looking for any kind of minute marking, inscription or simply anything on the surface, "but be they all discs? We were put in Group Circle after all."

"Squares and Triangles in each team's corresponding colour?" Lex pondered this for a moment, putting himself in other teams' places, "Interesting, but I think a circle is a little more me."

"Aye," came the only reply as both man and dwarf were deep in thought.

'What does it mean?' was essentially what they were both thinking at this point to a lesser or greater degree. They each knew that their disc represented them, was a part of them. If all twenty-three were jumbled up together, they'd instantly be able to tell which belong to who. They'd even tried that, five of them, and picked the right ones five times in a row. Statistical anomalies were right out the window in that little experiment.

Lex had sorted the Sjatolkair, he'd cracked the Raiigar, but now this mysterious disc both mysterious and mesmirising had him completely stumped. Himself, Orn, Christophe Proviia, Joseph Shakirii and Stefan Hinkonnen had formed themsevles into a little investigation team over the mystery of the appearance of the discs, but for all their varied talents and interests they were just professional footballers, after all. His train of thought, such as it was, was shattered by Milo Conigglia, who burst in with his laptop.

"Guys," he said, excitedly, "you'll never believe this."

"What?" Lex never liked his thoughts interrupted

"Jey are withdrawing from the World Cup!"

"Aye?" Orn said, "pansies,"

"Quiet, Orn," Lex said, "don't be nasty. If you were told you were a God since birth and someone came up and slapped you right in the face, what would you do?" Before Orn could answer, Lex corrected himself. "Not you, I know what you'd do. Smack them in the face with a hammer, most likely."

"Aye," Orn chuckled.

"Let me read the article," Lex said, his eyes scanning over the Jevian Blade's latest headline, muttering to himself. "'Happy to get to the knock-outs', indeed! You and practically every other team in the world. 'Entirely new nations', indeed, what rubbish, 'enter the 26th Baptism of Fire', they've had their one shot and they've blown it. And 'bias and obvious rule-breaking', too? Cry-babies."

"Pansies." Orn corrected.

"Indeed." Lex agreed. "Gentlemen, I believe that with our little victory, that no-one outside of our two teams will ever bother to remember, we have changed the face of Jevian football, and given their supreme confidence somewhat of a bloody nose."

"And a fat lot of good it'll do us," Christophe said, "if we can't beat the Obermeister and his team."

They were all in agreement. They silently acknowledged that for all the ten games they had played, the eight wins, two losses, twenty-nine goals for and nine against, with two red and a smattering of yellow cards. The fifteen hours of football they'd played so far in this tournament would count for precisely nothing if they couldn't beat the Pazhujeb Islands. Whatever it took, through honourable means on the pitch, of course, they would win. It was the Starblaydi way. Unfortunately for them, the head coach of the opposition had exactly the same mindset, and had branded it onto his team, too.

Official Decree by the Imperial Senate of the Pazhujeb Islands

Following our national football team's admission into the Final Match of the Twenty-Fifth Edition of the Baptism of Fire tournament, we declare today a national holiday. The motion was passed with 548 yes votes, making it immune to appeal. All places of business, schools, and other government institutions are to be closed so that citizens may observe the final match at their local cockroach simulation pit.

We further decree that all roaches in said pits should be painted the color of the kit of the team they are representing during the match, that is, all roaches representing Pazhujebi players shall be painted purple, and all roaches representing Starblaydi players shall be painted white.

Nothing like this moment has ever been witnessed before in the Pazhujeb Islands, with football never having been so uniting. We of the Imperial Senate thank the Mice of Miceland for hosting this tournament: it has gone a long way towards rekindling the trust of the Pazhujebi people in the kindness of the outside world, a trust that had mostly died for two thousand years. We may be indebted to you for years, nay, centuries to come.

Signed,

First Representative Chair for Government Processes and Affairs,

Pehemastia Aqhorassi, National Committee Seat #1

Pazhujebiam Eenadu
(Pazhujebis Today)

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Tertius Shajarrayam

National Team Advances to Baptism Final!

Celebrations were had all over the Pazhujeb Islands yesterday when the tiny country's national team advanced to the final of the prestigious international football tournament, the Baptism of Fire. In many cases, the observation of ubnejajat-em became much closer to a party at sundown, as spirits simply could not be dampened to a spiritual level following the Purple Sea Urchins' two nil victory over Bergelland in the semifinal.

Fans watching with unbearable nervousness, but cheering all the same, were packed around official and unofficial roach simulation pits in nearly every city on the Pazhujebi map. When in the 18th minute the purple roach wearing the number 3 flicked the tiny wad of straw-wrappers into the goal, the fans broke into nearly hallucinigenic screaming. In real life, Chaya Vuhumkara, also in the purple number 3 shirt, who has become a national icon for his flamboyant footballing ability, had struck home an unbelievable bicycle kick volley that bounced before it crossed the goal line, resulting in a confused Bergelland keeper who didn't get to the ball in time.

With the lead, fans relaxed a bit, but were just as ecstatic when in the 57th minute a poor tackle on Vuhumkara in the box led to the straw wrapper-wad being placed on the penalty spot. In the pits and the actual match, captain Redhe Lissama did not miss the kick. His shot seemed unusual, as he hit the ball powerfully with the outside of his foot, but it tore into the upper right corner of the goal. This was the final scoreline, two nil, and the Urchins march on to the final.

The Senate has declared today a national holiday in honor of the match. All citizens have been exclused from work, except those employees of the national football team. Vuhumkara's unbelievably encouraging performance leads us at Eenadu to believe that Starblaydia may have to deal with the full force of the streaky but enormously gifted young striker.

Famous wondercockroach Edward, in an apparent attempt to be excused from any interviews that might have otherwise been attempted, sent to most major Pazhujebi newspapers the following handwritten document:

Don't interview me, busy with three stupid children who keep trying to solve mysteries. Sorry about purple ink, too, works for national team and for flag but looks stupid in handwritten letters. My prediction for third place match: Jey 2-0 Bergelland. Final: Starblaydia 1-2 Pazhujeb Islands.

Edward's notable match prediction ability bodes well for the national team, though we at Eenadu suspect this not only goes without saying, one can assume that finals are rather different matches than Round of Sixteen matches, for instance.

Starblaydia Defeats Jey

Though Pazhujebis in Miceland and the Pazhujeb Islands only had eyes for their semifinal, for the educated football fan it was the other match that was of much more interest. It seemed Jey's match for a great deal of the game, with offsides being repeatedly called on Jey, leading some to allege referee favoritism. In fact, three Jevian goals were overruled. However, Starblaydia's remarkable patience led to more and more opportunities as the match went on, and almost seemed as though the match would surely go to penalty kicks, as Edward had predicted, near the end of regular time.

But sensational winger Alfonso Di Angelo was in the right place at the right time when he benefitted from a missed offsides call and slotted the gamewinner past Sert Bolorg in the 89th minute. The Jevian defenders did not pursue, sure of the call, which never came, and Di Angelo only needed to make the keeper miss, and that Bolorg did.

One can argue about referee bias, but it is the position of Eenadu the fact remains that a defender ought not to stop playing until he hears the sound of the referee's whistle. Having seen the discipline that Starblaydi manager Jaime Oberlander has lended to the Pazhujebi national team, we as spectators know that talent is nothing without discipline. We commend the Jevian football club and its TSS staff for its dedication to the sport of football, but strongly admonish their complaints and subsequent exit from the internationall football stage as childish and arrogant. We believe that if the Baptism of Fire is to be fair, it ought to admit only nations that do not have a KpB ranking and have never been able to participate in a Baptism of Fire before. This leaves Starblaydia completely within their rights to participate in the 25th Baptism of Fire, on both counts, and ought to eliminate entirely any possibiliy of Jey's admission into the 26th on both counts.

Only this, we think, will be fair.

The Man In The Middle

As a product of the two above stories, the most obvious, glaring, blatant fact is that the Starblaydi manager of the Pazhujeb Islands national football team will have to face the Starblaydia national football team in a major final match. Jaime Oberlander was a player of tremendous repute with the Starblaydi national team for many years, winning two world cups as a player (the only Starblaydi to do such a thing), and coaching that same team in four. He is a hero of the Starblaydi people and well-known sports figure on the global level. His accomplishments in his long life could run eight rings around the pitch in Miceland that will be used tonight, and yet one must see: he made all of those accomplishments representing his home country.

And now he has the opportunity to add one more great trophy to his case, but he no longer leads his home nation, no, he leads a tiny and unheralded island nation who has accepted him as their own to fight that very home nation.

Seeing as this situation is unbelievably rare, various journalistic figures have been desperate for interviews with the man. But over the last 24 hours he has only been seen in public when training with the national team, and has refused to so much as even speak a word to a reporter. We at Eenadu take this not a personal affront, certainly not, we instead assume that the weight of this situation is pulling at him enormously. Our empathy is with him.

Indeed, it seems both squads will have something to worry about stemming from Oberlander's presence in the Pazhujebi dugout. The Urchins and all their fans know very clearly of Oberlander's experiences with his home country, and that he may very well be heartbroken to defeat his old squad, as every fan is urgently pressuring him too. The concern is that that pressure may simply be too much, and that the Urchins will fall. On the other hand, the Starblaydis will have to fear the fact that Oberlander will know every single one of their ticks, tendencies, weaknesses, and strategies. If they cannot find some way to outsmart their old leader, it will be the Starblaydis lifting the runners up trophy.

Again, as Jaime Oberlander will not speak to the media until, we assume, after the final, we cannot guess what must be going through his head. But we at Eenadu imagine that no matter what the result at the end of ninety minutes tonight, Mr. Oberlander will be feeling bittersweet. Whatever the result be, Jaime, you have won our respect on the Pazhujebs, and we salute you. Good luck, sir. Good luck.

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Projected Starting Eleven
Amutarrad
Tushambanda
Lissama
Idarha
Lethija
Parokshara
Oujadda
Quridheru
Ghur
Panithaj
Vuhumkara

The Hardy Boys #45988851
The Mystery Of The Silver Square
By Franklin W Dixon

Chapter 5 - The Last Chapter (Thank Christ)

Joe thought about shouting for the other two boys and Edward, but decided against it. He followed the shady-looking man who now clutched the picture up a thin and regularly-bending dusty street. Even here, Joe noticed, where there seemed to be much less capital flowing about among the citizens, the buildings were pristine and beautiful, with most still having the gorgeous white marble columns of the larger buildings. Finally the man slipped into an unbelievably low and thin archway between two dark brick buildings. Joe cautiously followed.

As he stepped around the corner, a blinding white pain blasted the front of Joe's head! The man had laid a trap for Joe! Somehow he had known he was being followed, and even in his pain he felt the brick he had been hit with drop to the ground as the man dashed away. Joe passed out from the pain.

Meanwhile, back in the plaza, Frank, Chet, and Edward were starting to wonder where Joe had gone.

"I wonder if that guy who was clinging to the underbelly of our airplane got him." worried Frank.

"Frank! Stop being an idiot, there was no one clinging to the underbelly of our airplane!" shouted Edward, as best he could through the small electronic translator. "Your conspiracy theories, are... well... pardon my French, but they are completely retarded."

Frank was silent. Chet looked impressed by Edward's "balla-ass" putoff, as he immediately flashed a gang sign and shouted "In your face!" at Frank.

Finally, after an hour or two passed and the market had cleared, Frank was really getting genuinely concerned. He finally stood up and said:

"I'm going looking for Joe, Edward. He's my brother and I care about him, and you can call me whatever name you want to, but this is not right."

Edward slumped. "Ugh, fine, go get him. I even know where he is."

"You do?"

"Yes. There's been a roach chewing on his unconscious ear for the last fiften minutes."

"What?! Edward, why didn't you tell me?"

"It's it obvious? I was hoping he would die, because I am thoroughly tired of you three and your moronic prattling."

"Edward!" cried Chet and Frank.

"Fine, fine, let's just go get him."

Edward led them to the alley, where they revived Joe. The younger boy seemed groggy at first, but eventually he recovered and recounted the story of the two men and the silver square picture.

"Gosh. How are we going to find those ragamuffins?!" cried Frank.

"Frank, you are so STUPID!" yelled Edward.

"What?!"

"Watch this."

Edward turned briefly to his right, and pulled aside an elderly woman, who wore a turban like all of the other Pazhujebis but still could not conceal all of her wispy white hair. Edward spoke a few words in Pazhujebi that Frank and Joe could not understand, until Edward turned back to them.

"I just asked that woman if she has seen or heard anyone speaking English around here. She says there was a tall man who walked by here muttering something to himself in English. He was clutching a piece of paper with something silver-colored drawn on it."

"Well, great sleuthing, Edward!" cried Joe. "Now we'll get him for sure!"

Edward led them not far away to a long and flat building that, while still being architecturally attractive, was rather decrepit-looking. He told the boys that he was sure this was the building the woman had seen the man walk into, and that he would wait outside if they wanted to investigate.

"Okay, thanks, Edward," whispered Frank, and then the three boys slithered into the building.

The walls were dark and lit only by candles. They half expected to be jumped as Joe had been, but after a bit of walking down a hallway, peering into empty rooms (there seemed to be no doors in the building) and seeing no one. Finally, as they were nearing the end of the hallway, they heard voices!

Frank gestured the other two ahead and then used a ridiculously complicated series of hand signals to inform them that they would be using Judo Chop Bad Guy Submission Technique #73. They crept towards the room they heard the voices coming from. Finally, they pounced!

The two men in the room jumped up but they did not hold the element of surprise and the Bayporters did. Quickly the tall and skinny man who Joe recognized from earlier was tied to a marble column with his own clothing and the other man, who had darker skin and appeared to be Pazhujebi, was held in a neck grip NCAA Division I football recruit Frank.

"All right," said Joe threateningly. "It was you guys who threatened us back at our house, wasn't it?"

"No." said the Pazhujebi thickly.

"Well why are you looking for the silver square, then?" questioned Frank.

"Why should I tell you, you idiotic foreigners."

"Okay, stand aside, Gs." Chet waddled in, his bling still hanging around his neck. "Look, bitch. This is how we roll in da hood."

Chet pulled a handgun from his pocket and shot both of the man's kneecaps. The man screamed in pain.

"Oh my f$&king God, Chet!" cried Joe.

"Why would you do that s$^t, Chet?!" cried Frank.

Both boys realized their horrible language and hit themselves repeatedly over the head with the pocket New Testaments that their mother insisted that they carry with them everywhere they went. While they were distracted, Chet continued his interrogation of the man, who was still screaming in pain. Chet pulled a corkscrew from his pocket and grabbed the man's hand.

"Unless you want this up underneath your fingernail, you'd better tell me why you're looking for the silver square!"

"Chet, that is totally unethical and a gross misrepresentation of African American cultu-" started Frank, but the man cut him off.

"Fine, I'll tell you, just don't hurt me anymore! I'm Siddarth Serhayej, I'm the vice-chair of PIFA. That's the Pazhujeb Islands Football Association," he said as all three boys looked confused. "I called these two thugs in because I lost something. Jaime Oberlander is one of my employees - he's the coach of the national football team. Soccer," he said as all three boys looked confused again. "Anyways, he sent me back a keepsake, something that had been given to all the Pazhujebis who were a part of the Baptism of Fire in Miceland. It was a silver square medallion, and I thought it was kind of neat. But then I was sitting around eating some food one day, and it was in the pocket of my robe, but then I stood up and it was gone! I've been trying to find it ever since! It's not a big deal, but I just want to find it!"

* * * Six minutes later * * *

"...so you see, Mr. Serhayej, you simply let the medallion slip out of your pocket, and it fell into your couch cushions. Here it is," Frank said as he handed the small silver-colored square medallion to the PIFA vice-chair.

"Oh, thanks boys."

An attendant enter the office room that the four people were sitting in.

"Excuse me, Mr. Serhayej, I hate to interrupt, but that superintelligent cockroach thing wanted me to deliver these boys a message."

"Edward!" cried Joe. "Oh, no, we left him back there since we went out the back of that building-"

"No, no, his message was that he has never been so happy to be away from three human beings. He says good riddance, and good luck getting back home."

* * * Six weeks later * * *

"Well, it's good to finally be home." said Frank, who was still sopping wet from having to swim across the entire Atlantic to get home.

"I know," said Joe, who was covered in jagged cuts and whose clothes, where there still were any, were ripped. "It's a shame about Chet, though."

"Yes," replied Frank. "I suppose when those two sharks attacked you and him, near Bermuda, they had to pick one of you. I'm real sorry about swimming ahead and leaving you guys for dead."

"Oh, it's okay. Remember, Frank? That kind dolphin let me ride on its back until I caught up with you."

"Dolphins sure are a lot nicer than cockroaches."

"They sure are."

The boys laughed as they walked up their driveway. Suddenly, Frank had a realization.

"Wait, Joe! If Mr. Serhayej didn't leave that threatening note on our door, then who did?"

"Gosh, I don't know, Frank," said Joe as he swung open the front door of their house.

Inside, their father was sitting on the comfortable couches of the Hardy living room with his assistant Sam, who is basically incompetent in all the books. So, it was unsurprising when the boys walked in to see them playing a Collector's Edition version of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 Monopoly instead of doing detective stuff.

"Hello, boys," said Fenton Hardy, their father. "All right, Sam, your move."

Sam picked up the dice. "Hello boys. Go for a swim, did you?"

"We sure did!" the boys cried together with a grin. "We-"

Sam interrupted them as he was displeased to see that his roll had landed him on the property of Singapore, which was equivalent to Park Place in the game. "Oh, no! How much is it, Fenton?"

"That's 1800 gold dubloons, silly assistant," said Fenton with a sly smile.

"Hey, Fenton, remember that one time we were playing this and you beat me in like 17 minutes?"

"Yes, I do!" laughed Fenton. "You were just so unlucky. Wasn't that the time-"

"-that I taped that note to your door about give me back my silver? Yup!"

The two men laughed. Frank and Joe looked appalled. "What did the note say?" asked Frank desperately.

"It said something like 'give me back the silver, square, or I'll be really pissed at you.' But I forgot the comma after silver, as Fenton pointed out to me the next day! Boy did I feel like a real idiot!

Frank and Joe looked dejected and went upstairs to their rooms.

THE END

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Jevians Prepare for Final Match as Universians

THE MICE OF MICELAND De facto Head Coach Florins Eruviel had little to say to his devastated squad of Jevians: "You are all well aware that this is your final match in a Universitus uniform. It's also mine. We are in the same place here, so maybe you will believe me when I tell you that winning this game is important. Very few teams in this tournament will be given the opportunity to end their Knockout play with a win, in fact only two: the champions and the third place finishers. Let's be one of those teams. We currently have the second-best record in this entire tournament, only to The Pazhujeb Islands. If we win this match and The Pazhujeb Islands loses in the final, guess what? Jey finishes with the best record in the tournament."

As depressing as the mood inside the Jevian locker room was, Eruviel's words had enough power to strike some life into a minority of the players. Hopefully, Jey can pull out one last win to get a somewhat respectable third place finish. It is unlikely that such a finish will save these young stars from their impending dismissal, but losing this match will be even worse of an embarrassment.

Best of luck to these stars in green as they finish this tournament.

Jala Dubin is a reporter for the Daily Universian, providing daily coverage and updates for the Jevian progress in the 25th Baptism of Fire.

Baptism of Fire Results

FINAL Result!

Starblaydia 0-1 The Pazhujeb Islands

3rd Place Play Off

Jey 3-1 Bergelland

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THE NATION CRIES! BERGELLAND LOSES SEMI-FINAL!
By Kate Smithe
Dateline, Swansea – The streets were normal as I took the tram to the DirectNews building in downtown Swansea today. There were no stark naked crowds running around. There were no painted faces and bodies. There was no party.
We were kicked out of the finals in a 2-0 loss to Pujhazeb Islands. I am proud of my nation, tough. We still have a shot at 3rd place, not bad for a team that has been the last of its group and managed to recover in so little time. I saw an interview with Dawn Richards yesterday and she perfectly summed up my toughts by saying “We lost. But we are not losers. We have recovered from such a terrible campaign on the first stage and I’m proud of each and every one of the players here. We have shown the world something here. No one believed us since our disastrous first stage campaign but we managed to march all the way to the semis. In the end, we walk out of the finals as victorious.”

The team now is now getting ready for the 3rd place match against Jey, which will take place in a few hours. Best of luck to our men and women out there. Make us proud, guys and girls.

OOC: Oh bollocks. Too late. Oh well, I’ll post it anyway. Jey, when you post your RP, please let my team go down as gloriously as you can, if you can. Come on, we deserve it, don't we?
IC:
Miceland International Stadium, 20 Minutes to Kick Off of Jey vs. Bergelland 3rd Place Match
The team was gathered around Nicole King, as usual. She was the team captain and it was her job to keep the morale up. They had lost a battle, not the war. She was standing on top of a bench, surrounded by players and members of the coaching team alike.

“How many times in battle have we snatched victory from the jaws of defeat? Outnumbered, outflanked, but still we triumph? With you at my side, we can do so again! We have made it this far when no one believed us! We may lose this game, but we are still winners at heart!”

With that speech the entire team roared. The die was cast. It was now a matter of time.

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HEADLINE NEWS: "Good Riddance": Starblaydia Defeated in Final Match
Jey Wins 3rd Place Playoff

DOMZ CITY In what is admittedly a terrible display of sportsmanship, the Jevian squad could not hold back their smiles tonight: Jey finishes off the Baptism of Fire with a win over Bergelland in the 3rd Place Match, and rival competitor Starblaydia is defeated in the final match against the 25th Baptism of Fire champions The Pazhujeb Islands.

Former GK Sert Bolorg commented "Good riddance! The Starblaydian team obviously had no respect for the rules of this Baptism of Fire, so I can't be all that sad that they didn't win in the end. They got two World Cups, I'm sure they'll manage losing in a beginner's tournament."

As expected, Emperor Drew Domz immediately sent "letters of resignation" to all players who performed in the Starblaydian match in the Semifinals. From the total list of Jevian TSS World Cup Prefects, this excludes backups: Williams Compulson, Adams Treiner, Machias Dulton, Bordil Turlfol, Procolin Ert, Olin Baynes, Larse Jelton, and Nombin Daftol. All starters as well as former de facto Head Coach Florins Eruviel were given the letters. "We expected the letters," said Eruviel, "we were just happy to end on a high note. We're all Universians at heart--we understand the perfection required of us. We didn't fulfill that dream, so we must go." Somewhat suprisingly, Dr. Ave Sorrere retained his position as the President of the Tildes Skills School. Following the firings, Emperor Drew Domz reinstalled Dr. Rigorus Satact as President of Universitus, as the tournament had ended.

In the 3rd Place Match against Bergelland, the Jevians could not help but be distracted by the progress of the final match of Starblaydia vs. The Pazhujeb Islands. Bolorg admits "when that goal slipped past the net in the 56th minute, I had my eyes on the scoreboard. It was a nice kick, but I'm certain I had a chance to stop it." Overall, Bergelland had put up a good fight against the TSS Prefects. Despite allowing three goals, the match proceeded into the second half with the score tied at zero. Two goals were scored by Farchoze and Tol in the 47th and 54th minute, and the final of Jey's goals was by Swen in the 88th minute.

Jevian Scorers: Farchoze, Tol, Swen

The Jevian team has reportedly decided to accept the Third Place recognition, unaffiliated with Universitus. The team is asking to be referenced as The Jevian Baptism of Fire Team, rather than the TSS World Cup Prefects. Said Eruviel "We were no longer Universians in this match. We won this on our own. Universitus does not want to be blemished with a 3rd Place Finish--and they won't. We accept this finish on our own merits, and are proud of how far we have come."

Desmond DelMar is a writer for the Jevian Blade, The Allied Empire's highest rated news source.

Pazhujebiam Eenadu
(Pazhujebis Today)

Translated from Pazhujebi to English by Tertius Shajarrayam

Champions!

Yesterday in Miceland, the Pazhujeb Islands national football team were crowned the champions of the 25th Baptism of Fire tournament. With a one nil victory over footballing behemoth Starblaydia, the Purple Sea Urchins of this our tiny island nation rose the champion's trophy at the center line of the pitch.

When Xussanikara Ghur caught experienced Starblaydi defender Roque Bravo standing around during an incoming over-face-of-goal cross in 78th minute, the fantastic midfielder delivered a soft but beautifully placed header back past goalkeeper Fernando Rodriguez. The ball gently settled into the right side of the goal, and the Pazhujebi team, its staff, and supporters went into a screaming, jubilant state of fervor.

The goal would be one of the only scoring opportunities in a very defensive match, but Xussanikara Ghur's goal easily crowned him the player of the tournament. When the whistle blew at 92 minutes, the ecstatic fans screamed once again and the team grabbed the young man in the number eleven shirt, lifting him above their shoulders.

Meanwhile, in the Pazhujeb Islands, effectively every citizen was watching the match, either in a roach simulation pit or in a harbored modern ship with satellite televisions. When the final whistle blew and the white and purple painted cockroaches scuttled towards the center of the pits and shook hands in a moving sign of sportsmanship, most spectators either ran about shouting and screaming incomprehensibly or broke down sobbing. Never, never, never before have we at Eenadu ever seen such widespread joy sweep our nation.

The outstanding manager of the Purple Sea Urchins, Jaime Oberlander, was stoic and calm after the match as he spoke to the media.

"I want to briefly apologize for refusing to talk to the media prior to tonight's match. I was extremely emotionally affected and I thought it would be best for my squad and myself that I not grant any interviews until after the final.

"I feel good. I feel content. These players fought tooth and nail to get here, and they put up with terribly long hours of practice, essentially all of which were enforced by me, but here they are, bringing the trophy home to the Pazhujebi people."

When asked how he felt about defeating his home nation of Starblaydia in the final match, a country which he led to two World Cup victories as a player and four World Cup appearances as a manager, Oberlander simply paused, looked softly down at his feet, and then said quietly, "I'm still wearing purple."

And that was all Jaime had to say. We at Eenadu cannot be more supportive of one man. When he was first brought in to manage the adult national squad, many were fearful that this was a sign the staunchly important traditions of our culture were beginning to be compromised. Qinekha xdegmi j'et, we say; it means 'move no faster than the sun,' and yet, Jaime Oberlander, you have taught 23 of our young men to fly at the speed of lightning. For that we no longer distrust you, nay. We have lifted one of the most prestigious sports trophies in the world: and now perhaps we have you to thank for ushering in a new national tradition, this one of prosperity and trust, of progress and optimism, of pride and peace.

Queen Song Getting Old, Says Edward

Famous Pazhujebi supercockroach Edward spoke to the media briefly today. Here are his remarks.

"Queen are okay in moderation, people. But that song is starting to get old. Good day."

We at Eenadu have no idea what Queen song he's talking about.