Murder City Jabbers
05-10-2007, 04:56
From the office of the Murder City Head Jabber-
Greetings,
The Murder City Jabbers have taken a misunderstood stance on certain issues. Namely and most importantly, The Murder City Jabbers do not have a system of voting established. Constituents under protection of the Murder City Jabbers have no say in the decision-making of management. They have no say in the "tax" rates we charge, no say in what rights we will or will not protect, no say in who the management is or how long they serve in their position.
We have been labelled a dictatorship. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
Our system of representation is superior to any nationstate we have encountered and is the ideal in group representation: total consensus. Rather than singular rule, or, just as bad, rule by majority, we have 100% agreement and approval of each and every one of our constituents.
How can this possibly be accomplished? The dictation of public opinion? Mass genocide of dissentors? No. Our system is much more humane and logical than the outdated and barbaric concepts of monarchy, dictatorship, republic and democracy. Each of our constituents subscribes to the Murder City Jabbers to protect their rights to life, freedom, and privacy. If they become dissatisfied with our policies or "tax" rates, they simply drop our service and are no longer constituents. Not oppressive and not complicated.
The Murder City Jabbers are a Subscribed Government, not a dictatorship, and demand to be labelled as such by the world community. Our system guarantees that the relationship between constituent and government is one of mutual benefit. Our wrongful depiction as a blight on freedom shall be replaced as a beacon of liberty. The misrepresentation of our policies and our ideals will not stand.
Peace out,
Albert Fish
Head Jabber
Greetings,
The Murder City Jabbers have taken a misunderstood stance on certain issues. Namely and most importantly, The Murder City Jabbers do not have a system of voting established. Constituents under protection of the Murder City Jabbers have no say in the decision-making of management. They have no say in the "tax" rates we charge, no say in what rights we will or will not protect, no say in who the management is or how long they serve in their position.
We have been labelled a dictatorship. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
Our system of representation is superior to any nationstate we have encountered and is the ideal in group representation: total consensus. Rather than singular rule, or, just as bad, rule by majority, we have 100% agreement and approval of each and every one of our constituents.
How can this possibly be accomplished? The dictation of public opinion? Mass genocide of dissentors? No. Our system is much more humane and logical than the outdated and barbaric concepts of monarchy, dictatorship, republic and democracy. Each of our constituents subscribes to the Murder City Jabbers to protect their rights to life, freedom, and privacy. If they become dissatisfied with our policies or "tax" rates, they simply drop our service and are no longer constituents. Not oppressive and not complicated.
The Murder City Jabbers are a Subscribed Government, not a dictatorship, and demand to be labelled as such by the world community. Our system guarantees that the relationship between constituent and government is one of mutual benefit. Our wrongful depiction as a blight on freedom shall be replaced as a beacon of liberty. The misrepresentation of our policies and our ideals will not stand.
Peace out,
Albert Fish
Head Jabber