Election rumours in Kelssek [Archive]

Kelssek

22-09-2007, 14:57

First published August 11, 2007. Cross post from "The Kelssekian newsstand"

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COMMENTARY/ANALYSIS
Federal election could be sooner than you think

DON DENNIS, National Affairs columnist

Two things are treated as facts on the political scene at the moment. One, the Green Party of Prime Minister Alan Kerk is securely anchored in government despite being reduced to minority, thanks to a deal with the United Communist Party. Two, the next election should be in 2008.

Neither are true. Let's deal with the latter first. It's a common myth that unless the government is brought down in a confidence vote, elections must be every four years. That's nothing but a convention that has happened to hold during the astoundingly stable Parliaments we've had over the last two decades - as opposed to those seen, for instance, in the decades immediately preceding that.

In fact, the only ironclad requirement imposed on the Prime Minister is that an election must have been called before four years has passed since the last one. The next election, therefore, can happen anytime between tomorrow and August 14, 2008. It may happen in 2008, but there are compelling reasons why it might in fact happen this year. Let's deal with the first myth now.

The deal struck with the UCP might seem to have cemented the Green Party minority for the rest of the term, but in fact, it's something on the verge of collapse. The Greens, after all, are a party founded on environmentalism and just happen to have a lot of people who are on the left in it. But there are also a lot of people on the right, or who are uncomfortable with the UCP's eliminate-private-property agenda, and the split has become an open secret even while the Prime Minister has steered his policies leftward.

That's just the effect on the Green Party the deal has had. The UCP, on the other hand, isn't very happy with what they've got. The main sticking point is the Worker Ownership Act, which the Greens promised to help pass. The bill, instead, has become mired in committee and the Green leadership is more than happy to keep it there, afraid of pushing it to the vote for fear of another backbench rebellion. Needless to say, to the UCP it looks like the Greens have taken and not given.

However, a vote of no confidence isn't likely, even if the UCP calls off the deal. All the opposition parties would have to vote together and the two biggest ones aren't ready to fight an election, stuck with uninspiring leaders going up against one of the most popular Prime Ministers in history. The Liberals and Conservatives are both looking to fix that, however. Party conventions which could see new leaders being election are scheduled and confirmed - in 2008.

Thus, Alan Kerk could seize the chance to tactically blindside his main rivals by calling an election as soon as this autumn. He gains nothing by going on in the situation he's in and it would be an opportunity to seek popular mandate for two of his big initiatives: the contentious existential reworking of the military's objectives and a tax hike to fund huge infrastructure expenditures Kerk says are needed for the economy's future. If he were to win a majority, he would at a stroke erase the need for the UCP deal and the threat of his party fracturing even more. It could also be a coup de grace for the nascent Democratic Progressive Party which has done nothing but lurch towards insignificance and irrelevance in the bumbling aftermath of its creation; a satisfying revenge, no doubt, for Kerk against the mavericks who thought they would be riding a wave of reactionary sentiment.

The best time for Alan Kerk to call an election isn't 2008, but 2007. Don't be surprised if he does just that.

Kelssek

22-09-2007, 16:42

KBC News: The National. Friday, September 23, 2007

"Tonight... Mixed message. The seemingly contradictory results of a poll released today and what that could mean with election speculation swirling in Neorvins. Our At Issue panel dissects the political situation. Mayor takes a hand. With provincial elections less than a month away, Kirkenes's mayor tells his city's residents not to vote for Douglas Crawford. And... are powerful international companies deliberately sabotaging efforts to cope with climate change? A feature documentary from Jeanna Gatwick."

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"The National. Here is Paul Featherstone."

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"Good evening. A key poll, conducted by the Kelssekian Press news agency, has produced some surprising and not-so-surprising results. While Prime Minister Alan Kerk remains extremely popular, support for his Green Party has fallen into a deep trough. We'll be examining this story more later on in the program with our At Issue panel, but first, a look at the numbers."

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"As expected, Alan Kerk retains a large lead over his main rivals when voters were asked who they would like to be the Prime Minister... The Liberal leader Pierre Gautain is far adrift with 22% support while Joshua Anger of the Conservatives is far behind..."

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"...but in a stunning fall in support for his party, the Liberals have made up serious ground and the gap has narrowed to six percentage points. Equally surprisingly, support for the United Communist Party has shot up to 15%, which under the new system means they would be the third-biggest party in the House of Commons, kicking the ailing Conservatives down to fourth with 11%. The Freedom and Justice Party are steady at 6% while the party supposed to have shaken up politics, the DPP, have so far failed miserably in that, and sit at 2%. Here with more is our chief political correspondent Janet McDonald in Neorvins..."

Kelssek

13-10-2007, 04:58

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ABANDON SOCIALISM: TORIES' RADICAL AGENDA FOR REFORM
by Lionel Beauchaux, political correspondent

Conservative leader Joshua Anger has laid out a radical agenda for change in what has widely been seen as an effort to boost sagging poll numbers and tap into a latent right-wing vote, as well as a sign that federal elections aren't far away.

In a speech to supporters in Mazinaw today, he called for Kelssek to leave the IFTA, privatise state enterprises, open up to foreign investment and end the punitive system of corporate taxation.

"We cannot ignore the need for change any longer. It is time for us to throw off the suffocating social system we have lived under for decades and breathe, buy, and work free," he declared.

With elections by the end of this year seeming almost a certainty, the Conservative leader has decided to set up his stall on the far right in hopes of tapping into an untapped pool of the electorate: those who believe that Kelssek's socialist system is unsustainable doomed to failure; or those who demand free capitalism as a matter of ideological principle.

It's a group that has been much-maligned of late, particulary after the violent ugliness of some of that group's extremists, who murdered Labour Minister Justin Kermana and bombed the Trades Union Congress headquarters last August.

But Anger is hoping to arrest his party's startling fall in the polls, where the Conservatives have fallen behind the United Communist Party. He has pitched it as the only viable solution to the ageing crunch and hopes that this position will set him apart from the other pro-capitalist party, the Liberals, which he also derided as having "given in to easy solutions to difficult problems" and having "betrayed the fundamental principles of liberalism".

It still remains to be seen if this can truly pay off in the election, and if this tactic will work in the new electoral system. But with Conservative fortunes failing fast, perhaps it's the shot in the arm the party needs.

Kelssek

08-11-2007, 12:36

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December 17 is election day
"A new mandate" necessary, says Kerk
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In a move that has surprised few political observers, Prime Minister Alan Kerk today triggered the dissolution of Parliament, setting the stage for federal elections for members of the House of Commons on December 17.

The Prime Minister talked to reporters as he made the short walk from his offices at Parliament House to the Presidential Palace here at three o'clock this afternoon. President Drapeau then issued the decree dissolving Parliament.

Making the announcement, Prime Minister Kerk said that he needed "a new mandate in view of the situation in the House."

"Legislation has become deadlocked, and nothing is really moving. It's time to push though on my government's agenda and for that, we need the support of the people."

Since March, the governing Green Party has had to contend with a minority position after the formation of the breakaway Democratic Progressive Party. Although the DPP has so far failed to inspire much support, the move forced the Greens into a fractious agreement with the United Communist Party, which pledged to support the government in confidence motions in return for Green support for UCP initiatives and legislation.

With the UCP's main platform, the Worker Ownership Act, stalled in committee, party acting leader Michael Fletcher last week blamed the Greens and accused them of "taking but not giving".

The timing of the election comes as the Prime Minister's approval is solidly in the 60s, although there's a wide discrepancy with support for his party only 31% according to latest polls due to voters wary of the infighting which has broken out due to the DPP defection, and which some say is as much to blame for the stalled legislative process.

The government has also recently come under fire for foreign policy, with its strong criticism of the Gnidrahn bombings of the Neo Arcadia islands, an Imatronian colony, as well as its outspoken support of the controversial election of West Ariddian President Banita Sho, who contentiously won by a razor-thin margin. The opposition has attacked these moves, saying that taking sides was hurting Kelssek's international reputation.

Nevertheless, many expect that Kerk's popularity will help him win out in the end. Says Desjardins University political science professor Anna Nicobelle, "There's a perception that he's not like other politicians, that he's honest, incorruptible, and sincere. Even if people don't agree with his policies or ideology, they still support him because they think they can trust him."

Kelssek

09-11-2007, 11:46

Parties have been quick to get election signs out:

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Kelssek

15-11-2007, 09:12

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Kelssek "mired in mediocrity", say Tories

Kelssek is stuck in a deep rut which it will not emerge from except with rapid and immediate action, Conservative Party leader Joshua Anger told supporters at a rally in the False Creek Arena last night.

"This country's socialist system is rotten to the core, stifling our people and destroying our future. We will be stuck in stagnation forever and face a looming aging crisis with no solutions unless we change it completely and quickly, before we fall further behind." he said.

What he called "government handouts" have also created "unhealthy, deep complacency and contentment".

Anger added that only rapid reform can "jolt" Kelssek into the "modern world economy", and promised to leave the IFTA, tear up restrictions on trade and investment, transfer "bureaucratic and inefficient" public institutions to the private sector, and slash taxes "with a vengeance".

Battling declining poll numbers, Anger has set up his party's stall on the far right in a effort to cater to the capitalism-supporting electorate and so far it appears to have arrested his fall in the numbers, although there have been only negligible gains in the party's 14% support.

The hard-right tack the party has taken has, however, drawn intense fire from the Green Party. Its deputy leader and Deputy Prime Minister Julianne Smitson fired back, saying that the Conservatives wanted nothing less than the "destruction" of Kelssek.

"They're proposing to uproot our entire way of life which we've fought fore, maintained, and held dear for decades. Everything which makes our lives in this country better for all they desire to destroy."

"You can't trust people who despise government to run a government." she added.

Kelssek

15-11-2007, 11:26

"SHOCK", exclaimed the Neorvins Sun, using a fairly tasteless pun befitting one of its usual sensationalist eye-grabbers.

"Tasered man's last moments", "Death greets new immigrant", said the more sober newspapers. "Police conduct questioned in airport death", and, from the notoriously libertarian National Telegraph, "Police goons kill unarmed immigrant", with a photo of a police officer standing above the helpless and dying man taking up the entire front page, with an editorial lurking within railing against oppressive state power.

And, as the day wore on and opposition politicans had a field day excoriating an already weak cabinet minister, "Tindall in another scandal", "Calls for Tindall to resign" and "Taser death of immigrant a 'national disgrace'" were the headlines on media websites and the evening newspapers.

The death of a newly arrived immigrant, who couldn't communicate in English, was clearly disoriented, fustrated, but non-threatening and in need of help, who had been trapped in the secure area for hours after flying in an airplane for the first time, who was looking forward to joining his mother in the land of opportunity she'd been so enthused about, in the Burnaby airport at the hands of police touched a raw nerve in a nation proud of being open to immigrants and of its civil and political liberties, a nation declaring itself open to all and everyone to come live free from the oppression of state or corporation. This wasn't the kind of thing that was supposed to happen here. And a scapegoat had to be found...

Ariddia

15-11-2007, 15:35

Lauru in Kelssek

There has been mild controversy in Ariddia over Second Secretary Turei Lauru’s trip to address a convention of the United Communist Party in Kelssek. In a speech, Mr. Lauru praised UCP members for their efforts and “progressive ideals”, encouraging them to “inform, educate and persuade” so as to build a basis of popular support for communist policies.

“Progress towards communism,” he said, “must be driven by the people themselves. There must be a commitment by a large majority of citizens. Until that happens, the task of communists is twofold. First, to help citizens gain a better understand and appreciation of what communism would mean in Kelssek. And second, to promote, defend and seek to implement a series of fundamental social policies. These two tasks consolidate each other.”

He wished the party the very best for the election, and said that they could draw encouragement from Ariddia’s example. “If we have achieved a stable socialist society, and if we are completing the final steps towards communism, there is no reason why Kelssek cannot do so too,” he said confidently.

Mr. Lauru spoke at length about how communism functioned in Ariddia, and also praised progressive aspects of Kelssekian society.

Mr. Lauru’s trip was mildly controversial in Ariddia because he is a head of government expressing support for a particular party during a foreign election, and is not in Kelssek on a State visit. The Ariddian Second Secretary has not, however, ruled out meeting members of the Kelssekian government if they wish to see him.

He has also expressed support for the Green Party.

“The Green Party are a strong progressive party,” he said. “In Ariddia, to be communist is to be ‘green’. I believe strongly that communism must be built, amongst other things, on unwavering environmental commitment.”

On the tragic event of an immigrant’s death, Mr. Lauru said: “I share in the grief and anger of all Kelssekians. More particularly, I extend my condoleances to the family of the victim of this tragedy. What happened was disgusting. Now the justice system must do its work without interference, and I know that’s what it will do.”

Kelssek

16-11-2007, 13:41

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PRESS RELEASE

His Excellency the President was honoured today to entertain Mr. Turei Lauru, Second Secretary of the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of Ariddia.

At a banquet dinner in Mr. Lauru's honour, His Excellency and Mr. Lauru spoke at length of the friendship between Kelssek and Ariddia. His Excellency expressed his admiration of Ariddia's achievements and his hope that the newly-established Federation of the Ariddian Isles would prove to be a harmonious and successful union.

Mr. Lauru also met with the Right Honourable Alan Kerk, Prime Minister of Kelssek. They shared an amicable dialogue during which Mr. Kerk thanked Mr. Lauru for his kind words about Mr. Kerk's government and praised the close bilateral relationship between Kelssek and Ariddia, as well as expressing his desire that it continue for a long time to come.

His Excellency wishes Mr. Lauru a safe and pleasant journey back to his homeland.

Kelssek

17-11-2007, 10:22

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Gautain hits out at Tories, pledges "responsible capitalism"
Also calls for Tindall's resignation over Taser death

Campaigning in the nation's capital today, Liberal Party leader Pierre Gautain has criticised the Conservative Party's calls for radical economic liberalisation, calling it "reckless" and "based completely on insubstantial ideology".

Instead, Gautain said, a Liberal government would pursue "responsible capitalism" in line with "liberal social-democratic values", while gradually loosening restraints on private economic activity, particularly foreign investment and financial markets.

Referring to the platform laid out by Conservative leader Joshua Anger, he said, "I am convinced that a market-based economy is the right formula for Kelssek, and I agree that we have handicapped ourselves with excessive restraints. But overturning our socioeconomic order overnight is completely absurd."

Gautain hit out too at the revelations surrouding the death of a newly-arrived immigrant in Burnaby from police tasers. Calling it "a shameful act", he said Prime Minister Kerk's calling of a full inquiry was the right move, but also that it was "long overdue" that Internal Affairs Minister Joseph Tindall resign.

"This minister clearly doesn't know what he's doing, or at least, let us hope so."

He also questioned the United Communist Party's inviting of Ariddian Second Secretary Turei Lauru to be the keynote speaker at their party convention.

"To me, that leaves me to question if they're going to be a Kelssekian party, or an Ariddia-worshipping one, if they think the country should be run by Ariddia."

Both extremes of ideology have got it wrong, according to Gautain, who instead advanced a campaign of moderation, arguing that with the Greens wracked by internal turmoil, the Liberal Party is the best progressive choice for voters.

"A Liberal government will safeguard the protections, rights, and leisurely way of life we hold so dear, while building prosperity and sustainability for the future in a responsible and rational manner." he promised those in attendance at the rally in the Place Bouchemin elevated park.

Kelssek

19-11-2007, 12:36

"...and she can't help thinking of how mere chance could have seen her son still alive now."

"I could have asked him to take the plane all the way to Peachland... and pick him up in Kamloops, but I didn't because I wanted to show him Burnaby, the city, the mountains... the lake, the valley, and... what a beautiful country Kelssek is..."

As the documentary-cum-interview ended with a shot of the man's mother sitting on a park bench gazing sadly at False Creek and heartrending piano music, Alan Kerk dialled Joseph Tindall's number.

"Stunning... incredible... heartstopping... experience the thrill of the Royal Clayquot Ballet, next on the KBC."

He muted the TV and managed to convince Tindall's personal assistant that this really was the Prime Minister on the line.

"Can I see in you my office tomorrow?"

Tindall knew why. "Would you like me to write my letter first?"

"That would be best."

Kelssek

21-11-2007, 13:05

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KERK PROMISES $5BN IN FIBER OPTICS PROJECT
by Theoren Duchense, political correspondent

Prime Minister Alan Kerk has promised to spend over $5 billion in a project to wire every home and business in Kelssek directly to a fiber-optic network if his government is returned to power in elections next month.

The result, he said, would be a new frontier in communications that would greatly expand bandwith, facilitating growth in an international economy increasingly reliant on the Internet, with many businesses created entirely on its basis. It would also avoid the "bandwith crunch" many analysts have warned about.

"This would make Kelssek a world leader in communications infrastructure," he said, "and would facilitate better living, entertainment, and business for all."

If carried through, this would be the most massive and ambitious public works project in decades. Kerk also warned that utilities infrastructure would also need major upgrades to deal with growth in population density and urbanisation in Kelssek.

"Many cities are running on century-old pipes and that's not acceptable," he added.

The Conservative Party has been quick to attack the promise, however, with leader Joshua Anger decrying it as "blatant pork-barrel bribery".

"This is taxpayer money that he intends to mindlessly fritter away. This money belongs in the pockets of Kelssekians, and not the Prime Minister's friends in the construction industry."

Anger added that private corporations would be able to deliver "much more cost-effective and economic improvements" in infrastructure and that he would encourage such moves in government.

Kelssek

21-11-2007, 14:24

POLLING RESULTS
Digita Poll conducted from 17-18 November 2007. Margin of error +/- 3 percentage points. "Not sure" or refusals to answer not reflected. Numbers do not add up to 100 due to rounding and omission of "not sure" or refusal responses.

As things stand now, which party will you vote for in the party vote if the election were held today?
Green Party of Kelssek - 31%
Liberal Party of Kelssek - 21%
United Communist Party - 19%
Kelssekian Conservative Party - 18%
Freedom and Justice Party - 3%
Democratic Progressive Party - 2%

Of the party leaders, if I could choose who would be Prime Minister after the election, I would choose:

Alan Kerk (Grn.): 62%
Pierre Gautain (Lib.): 13%
Anne Marsha Cressey (UCP): 12%
Joshua Anger (Con.): 12%

I approve of the current government's handling of the death of a man in Burnaby following the use of a Taser.

Strongly agree: 20%
Agree: 39%
Disagree: 22%
Strongly disagree: 9%

Joseph Tindall should resign as Minister of Internal Affairs.

Strongly agree: 20%
Agree: 51%
Disagree: 22%
Strongly disagree: 5%

My opinion of the National Mounted Police has been affected negatively by the incident.

Strongly agree: 4%
Agree: 42%
Disagree: 37%
Strongly disagree: 12%

I would like to see the use of Tasers banned.

Strongly agree: 16%
Agree: 31%
Disagree: 29%
Strongly disagree: 4%

Kelssek

23-11-2007, 16:44

Ryan Thompson's anger finally got the better of him.

"You're talking about subverting the entire democratic process and involving this force in political dirty tricks!"

"Let's be rational for a minute, Mr. Thompson. The Green Party is anti-police." Making a cutting motion to forestall Ryan's angry response, the deputy commissioner said, "Please let me finish. They constantly and consistenly view us - you and your officers, the members of your union, the people who you represent - as the aggressors and the culprits. They always assume the police are at fault when things like this happen."

"Our good name, our reputation, our status as a national institution... it will be forfeit if this is ever found out." Ryan said.

"Then we should do everything in our power to ensure this conversation doesn't leave this room."

"It's an abuse of the trust the public has in us. I won't have any part of it." Ryan said, his voice near to a scream.

"Think carefully if you are really representing the police officers of the NMP, Mr. Thompson. Think if they enjoy always having to think twice when they're out on the job. Think if they like worrying they might be doing the right thing the wrong way all the time."

"The Greens are going to tear the force to bits with this inquiry. You can bet the scrutiny will be intense and most likely they will take the Tasers away. And what will your officers be left with? Sticks?"

Ryan Thompson, 26-year veteran of the National Mounted Police, chair of the Police Services Union; the labour union representing most of the country's law enforcement officers, fell silent. He knew, deep down, that this was wrong and deeply flawed, but he couldn't think of any way to counter the point.

"Criminals nowadays have guns, Mr. Thompson. Maybe you've been off the beat too long. Smuggling of firearms from other countries is at an all time high. If we don't get rid of this government it will be that much harder to protect the people. Which I believe you'll agree is the entire point of a police force."

Ryan growled, "But this is dishonest. And it politicises us, it compromises us. It's fraud, it's downright disgusting, what you propose."

"What choice have we? Are we going to just stand idly by while all these anarcho-leftists castrate us? There's no other option but to act. And as I said, that won't happen if you just keep your mouth shut. I'm not asking you to be an active participant. Just let us do what's best for the people whose interests you're supposed to look out for."

It took a long time - Ryan Thompson still had deep convictions about political independence and some airy-fairy idealism about the police serving society and being servants of the public and all that, but eventually he agreed, or at least agreed not to expose, the decision by the nation's federal police force to sabotage and smear the Prime Minister.

Kelssek

25-11-2007, 14:26

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Greens hit back on corruption allegations
Anger a "disgusting liar", Smitson says

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2007 | ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL | by Teresa Vinbale with files from Marcus Tung in Neorvins

The Green Party has angrily denied allegations made by the Conservatives that public works projects, including the $7-billion KHRS high speed railway, have been the subject of corrupt deals with construction firms.

Conservative leader Joshua Anger alleged that numerous public works projects had been awarded at inflated prices to construction firms owned by people with ties to prominent Green Party figures, including Prime Minister Alan Kerk.

He took things further yesterday when he demanded the Prime Minister "come clean and stop decieving Kelssek" and also claimed he had documents showing that the bid process had been subverted by the government.

"Mr. Kerk has a squeaky-clean image which is quite unwarranted, really, considering he's just as corrupt as George Marlin at his worst," said Brian McAinsell, the Conservative national affairs critic, giving a speech to supporters in his riding in central Haligonia.

Today, the Greens hit back with deputy leader Julianne Smitson accusing Joshua Anger of carrying out a smear campaign.

"These are outright fabrications, designed to defame this government. We have done nothing of the sort. Mr. Anger is a disgusting liar and these disgusting lies are just that."

The Prime Minister also denied the allegations, and called for Anger to make the documents public. He also suggested that the Conservatives were trying to bury recent reports that several of their candidates had attempted to cover up irregularities in their campaign accounting for the Congress of Lords by-elections in 2005.

"If there's proof, let's see it. But I am not afraid of the truth because the truth is on my side, and the truth is that the Conservatives are the ones covered in filth," he told reporters.

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Ryan Thompson burst into the deputy commissioner's office, slapping a newspaper on the table. "Did you engineer this?"

"No. But you'll have to admit it's good timing. In fact, I've already contacted Mr. Anger to let him know how much we would support a strong stand on law and order in this country."

"I can't stand for this, Patrick. I cannot let you subvert the very things we're supposed to be protecting and upholding. Our motto is Maintiens le droit; but you clearly don't know what that means. I am blowing the whistle on you and your stinking plan."

Patrick Fontin said nothing as he opened a drawer and produced a manila folder.

"Ryan, I appreciate your sense of moral outrage... but you're one to talk, aren't you? Look at this... a complaint from 1992. One Miss Reyka Llyod, 15 years old. Arrested for armed robbery and subsequently lodged a complaint alleging you sexually assualted her while she was in custody."

Thompson experienced a thrill of smug triumph as he said, "It was investigated and found to be completely specious. She made it up to try to get out of jail. Hundreds of false claims are made every year. You've got nothing."

"Of course. When initial investigation finds the complaint is of no merit, it gets squashed and prevented from becoming public. We all know how damaging even wrongful allegations can be to the reputation and career of police officers, don't we?" said Fontin, "How terrible it can be for their families... most never recover even when they've been publicly and conclusively proven false..."

Ryan's smug triumph turned into icy cold dread as he realised what Fontin was threatening to do.

"You wouldn't..."

"I would. I tried to convince you of the need and the duty we have to pursue this, Ryan, but you're just too stubborn for your own good. Now, I'm a busy man. People to protect and society to keep running. If there's nothing else..."

"You are evil." Ryan Thompson spat, and walked out of the office, slamming the door.

*Maintiens le droit : French, meaning "uphold/maintain the law", literally "Maintain the right".

Kelssek

30-11-2007, 14:09

Chronicle and Herald poll conducted from 26-28 November 2007. Margin of error +/- 3 percentage points.

If the election were held today, my choice in the party vote would be: (15% of respondents, who chose "I would not vote", are omitted from this result)

Green Party of Kelssek 28%
Liberal Party of Kelssek 26%
United Communist Party 19%
Kelssekian Conservative Party 19%
Other parties 7%

The allegations made by the Conserative Party regarding corruption in the government are true.

Strongly agree 5%
Agree 15%
Disagree 33%
Strongly disagree 23%
Don't know 24%

If I could directly vote for one of the party leaders to be Prime Minister, I would choose: ("I would not vote" responses making up 9% of total omitted)

Alan Kerk (Green) 61%
Pierre Gautain (Liberal) 15%
Anne Marsha Cressey (UCP) 12%
Joshua Anger (Conservative) 9%

The issue which is the most important factor in how I will vote at this election is:

Government transparency and accountability 39%
The country's ideological direction 25%
Law and order/civil liberties issues 14%
Long-term economic sustainability 8%
Environmental issues 8%
Other 6%

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Political strategists and party leadership meet at Conservative Party HQ

"So far it isn't working," the leadership complained. "In fact it seems to be backfiring."

"Patience. We haven't played our trump card yet," the chief strategist said, "But the timing has to be right... enough time for the allegations to become credible, but not so that the evidence can be examined, especially by the press. In the meantime, let's push on the law and order issue. Crack down on crime, tougher sentences... hit on gun smuggling! Easy points, bumper-sticker rhetoric. I'm sure with the right presentation, we can push it up on the agenda."
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Tories vow to "smash" gun smuggling

A Conservative government would "smash" the illegal importation of firearms in the country, party leader Joshua Anger vowed today.

"Our gun laws mean nothing if they can be subverted so easily with lax border security, espcially at land checkpoints. And this corrupt Green government has allowed it to escalate alarmingly for the last four years, during which hundreds have been killed with these smuggled weapons." he told a crowd of supporters in Dieppe today.

Gesturing at the Coocoostan border a half-hour drive away, he vowed tough measures and mandatory sentences for anyone caught smuggling firearms, saying that "from that porous border come the guns that have shattered far too many lives. And the Greens have allowed it to happen."

It was just one part of a broader crime agenda that Anger unveiled today...

Kelssek

01-12-2007, 10:47

"This KBC Radio One, 93.9FM in Vickery. It's five o'clock on Saturday, December 1st; minus eleven degrees with light snow. I'm Pauline Ching and here's the news from KBC Vickery."

"The federal Conservative Party today handed over several boxes of documents to the National Mounted Police which they say are proof of illegal conduct by members of the current federal government. Diane Finch with this report."

"Boxes and stacks of documents, e-mails, and letters were delivered to the local NMP headquarters by the federal Conservative Party this morning. A party spokesman said that the documents detail dozens of corrupt and illegal deals involving Cabinet-level members of the current government and hinted that Prime Minister Alan Kerk could also be implicated in the documents. The spokesman said that the documents prove allegations made by the party's candidates in campaigning for the federal election recently that the governing Green Party has been channeling funds for public works projects to contractors who are personal friends of senior party members.

"But the Greens continue their strong denial that such deals ever took place. The Green front bench was quick to respond with Minister of Foreign Affairs Peter Coakson categorically telling reporters in his downtown Colwyn riding today that 'these are lies, these documents are false, and there has been absolutely no corruption in this government.' Mr. Coakson also accused the Conservatives of resorting to negative politics and said that this was a sign of the party's desperation. He also added that 'I hope the NMP investigate this thoroughly, because it will inevitably lead to Mr. Anger himself being prosecuted for defrauding law enforcement agencies.' Diane Finch, KBC News, Vickery."

"There are conflicting accounts today between the National Mounted Police and the Richmond Fire Department over whether Zé Ku Shi, the man of Bai Lungese origin who died after being Tasered by NMP officers in Burnaby last month, was still alive at the time medical help arrived..."

Kelssek

03-12-2007, 01:54

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EDITORIAL
A rush to discredit the Greens

There has been a disturbing eagerness by the Liberal and Communist parties to jump on the bandwagon the Conservatives have gotten rolling.

Never mind the fact that an investigation is still pending, or any acknowledgement that the Greens have strongly denied the claims and have had practically the entire government open all books for scrutiny, the opposition parties have seized upon this with unseemly haste and glee.

The truth is that even while the electorate seems to have little affection for his party, Alan Kerk remains far too popular for them to compete on any other terms, and so all the three major opposition parties are clinging to these accusations like life preservers. It is all they really have to fight an election upon.

However, the Liberal Party, and especially the United Communist Party, need to seriously consider the consequences of this rush to discredit the Greens.

Quite apart from the fact that there has not even been the slightest independent confirmation of the veracity of these accusations of corruption, by ganging up to beat up the Greens they are treading a dangerous course that could very easily end up with a Prime Minister by the name of Joshua Anger.

And going by the things he has been saying, as well as the things he has mysteriously stopped saying - the desire to ban gay marriage, toughen immigration criteria, heavily restrict abortion, outlaw some drugs, and promote religious schooling, all seem to have evaporated suddenly now that it's election season - this man clearly cannot be allowed to wield power.

The Liberals and Communists must beware the unintended consequences of their actions. By giving undeserved credibility to the accusations they may well gain voters who want a left-wing or soft-right alternative to the Greens. But this might very well backfire and lead to an outcome that they and the voters will not want.

Dannistaan

05-12-2007, 12:52

Embassy of the Royal Confederacy of Dannistaan
19 Duke Street, Neorvins

The building on Duke Street that housed the Dannistrian Embassy was built in the Gothic Revival style, with certain tribal influences such as ancient Dannistrian detail carving added over the years. The lack of activity outside the premises hide the frantic work inside as the ambassadorial staff tried to second guess what would happen to the current Kelssek administration.

"So," the current Ambassador Grah'ahm Fra'cks asked his junior staff in conversation, "Who do you want to win? To be honest, there are only two choices with any real chance but I'd like to hear your opinions..."

Initially no one answered.

"Don't worry, these are not being recorded for any ulterior purpose. I'm just curious...OK. I'll start to break the ice...I hope the Greens remain in power...by coalition or majority, it doesn't matter. I just hope they remain in power because they seem to be the most approachable. Quite frankly, any other party's foreign policy may not be too favourable to us given Dannistaan's, shall we say, fragmented nature?"

Grah'ahm looked around for someone else to continue. One bespectacled youth spoke up.
"As someone who has Kelssekian parents who since moved to East Dannistaan, I hope that the Conservatives win, unlikely as it will be, because from an outside perspective, Kelssek has been pushed around too much by wishy-washy communist liberals!" he said forcefully, "It's about time Kelssek stood on it's own two feet and showed itself to be strong for a change instead of being forced to the left every time we try to reform something. We can't keep affording to subsidise unions and workers all the time. Why do you think East Dannistaan can be an economic powerhouse despite the small population? It's because it took those hard choices years ago and showed that the left has no answers for prosperity."

The ambassador paused thoughtfully.
"True that, but large GDP figures does not necessarily translate into better quality of life. Many East Dannistrians still live in poverty while only the elite get richer there," he said, "Certainly, if you study the recent snap state elections there, you'll notice the previous ruling far right DNP lost quite badly, resulting in the more moderate Dannistrian Conservatives winning power. It's a question of balance..."
"But that's the thing!" protested the youth, "I feel the Greens haven't got the balance right! We are being laughed at on a daily basis!"
"OK...moving on..."

A middle aged man spoke up this time.
"I think the Liberals should win. They seem to be more balanced than the Greens and aren't as reckless as the Conservatives. Also, I come from a family which has voted Liberals for a long time...well, I don't as I don't have Kelssek citizenship but the rest of the family does. So I may be biased but that is my opinion."

The ambassador looked at a woman in her twenties at the far corner of the room.
"I think the Communists are the best bet. The Greens are leaning to the left but not enough in my opinion. There are still too many people in Kelssek who have to struggle for a living and I feel the Communists can make great strides in improving the situation. Besides, it's not like anyone is going to cry if a few fatcats lost their profits..."

Grah'ahm nodded.
"I see we are not going to find consensus here. Well, here's hoping that someone with Kelssek's best interests at heart wins, and not anyone else..."

Kelssek

05-12-2007, 15:00

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In the final days of election campaigning, the Courier gives the leaders of Kelssek's four major parties a chance to send a message directly to the electorate. The first say goes to the current government.

Why you should vote for... the Green Party
by ALAN KERK, Party leader.

As the indigenous proverb goes, the Earth does not belong to us, each generation takes care of it for its children.

The dangers of forgetting this important truth are evident all over the world, unfortunately. Nation after nation has ignored the future and rapaciously consumes for the now. Many modern economies are built on the precarious requirement that consumption not only continue, but accelerate. The results are predictable and reach far beyond individual countries. We face now global environmental threats beyond the ability of individual nations to change alone.

So what good is the Green Party of Kelssek when it is powerless to stop the single greatest threat facing the planet's and our future? What we can do is at least claim one small victory. From many small victories will be built the larger one. We cannot force others to change their ways, but we can set the example. When other nations realise that they have paid a heavy price for their seeming prosperity - in ruined landscapes, irreperable damage, polluted cities, choking traffic, and realise that protecting our own habitat is entwined inseperable with protecting the habitat of other species, Kelssek will be that green, shining beacon.

The Green Party has fought to keep Kelssek livable since its inception. Even while not forming the government it was our influence that preserved our cherised natural wonders and prevented the erosion of quality of life that other heavily polluted nations face. It is because of the Green Party that our cities among the world's cleanest, pleasant, and livable, all in spite of high population densities. Our push, fifteen years ago, for the end of an economy based on fossil fuels has borne fruit as global demand for them leads to a crunch; in our electric cars and tidal-powered homes we are mostly immune from the volatilities of the world energy market. Our tourist industry thrives on the natural paradise that we have so staunchly protected.

But we are also committed to seeing that everyone can enjoy life in our nation. My government has pushed for healthy work-life balances and greater income equality. We enjoy one of the developed world's shortest working weeks. Tough laws we introduced in 2004 mean that everyone in Kelssek who works 40 hours a week earns a living wage. Our underclass is being lifted from poverty into dignity and economic freedom.

You the voters are asked to choose to rip all this apart and take on instead the freewheeling path that will send our nation off a cliff. The reasons we are proud to call ourselves Kelssekians will be taken away if we tread this path. The kinds of change being proposed will not mean a better future for us. They propose that we can indeed something for nothing, but they are wrong, and the trade-offs will be disastrous to the Kelssek we love.

Voting for the Green Party is not a vote against change. Instead, it is a vote that will keep us on the right track. It is a vote that declares hope in a better future and for a legacy we can be proud to leave our children.

Kelssek

07-12-2007, 08:24

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In the final days of election campaigning, the Courier gives the leaders of Kelssek's four major parties a chance to send a message directly to the electorate. The Conservatives get their chance today.

Why you should vote for... the Conservative Party
by JOSHUA ANGER, Party leader.

A people stifled and silenced, enterprise disdained, pork-barrel projects for egotistical pride, tax money frittered away on pointless expenditures, idleness rewarded and hard work punished, a culture of entitlement, malaise and complacency. That is the reality of today's Kelssek and the reality that has persisted over decades of left-wing rule.

Our potential as a nation is great, but it has been wasted to a horrifying degree thanks to the sucession of mistaken and paternalistic governments who have determined that they must take from others to do good deeds. It is an idyllic notion of charity that has no place in the modern world, but all the worse; it is based on outright theft.

Kelssek, our people, our nation, our industry, has grown inefficient, fat, and ungainly. Our system groans under its own weight and teeters on the brink of collapse, like a patient with kidney failure, poisons spread throughout the body and threaten imminent death. Urgent and radical action is needed to save our country.

But only the Conservative Party has the answers and heeds the call for change. The Liberal Party might seem to offer similar solutions, yet they refuse to accept the reality that we cannot sustain this kind of overwhelming government interventionism for long. We cannot keep on paying over half our incomes in taxes with every prospect of the all-consuming socialist system swallowing more and more as the population ages and retires.

Above all, we cannot sustain more of unnecessary pork-barrel spending and we can no longer pay for the corruption of government officials. All this the Green Party has happily engorged itself in, doling out billions in extravagant projects and secretly funneling millions to their friends, while blithely promising even more corruption to come. All the while, they forget that the money does not belong to them, it belongs to the people who have worked hard to earn and create it. Such is the enduring hypocrisy of the left wing; the most ultimate injustice they dress up as moral imperative.

It is time to end this culture of entitlement that has held our country back for so long. By voting Conservative you declare "no more!" and you affirm that desire that is at the heart of our great nation, that instinct for liberty and freedom in all areas of life. The liberation of choice and independence that a Conservative government will bring is vital. But it is up to you to stand up for Kelssek.

Kelssek

07-12-2007, 09:07

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In the final days of election campaigning, the Courier gives the leaders of Kelssek's four major parties a chance to send a message directly to the electorate. Today is the turn of the United Communist Party.

Why you should vote for... the UCP
by ANNE MARSHA CRESSEY, Party leader.

"Courage, my friends, 'tis not too late to build a better world." Kieran Pearson, our nation's greatest leader, proclaimed on the eve of the election which changed our country forever. It was his vision of a better nation and a better world which built modern Kelssek.

It is thanks to that vision that we take so much of the privileges we enjoy today for granted. We have universal and free education of the highest quality for our children all the way to university. We have world-class healthcare which is likewise universal and free. We have one of the shortest working weeks in the world and the strongest labour and environmental protections. We live in a nation where we are truly free to live our lives without fear of failure and it is no surprise that we attract so many immigrants that one in five of Kelssekians today were born in another country.

This kind of vision is sorely lacking in the agendas of the parties which stand for capitalism and economic "liberalisation". Theirs is not a vision of a better world, but a more selfish and greedy one - and one which will benefit a privileged few, rather than for all of us. The capitalist concept of economic freedom is freedom which will be awarded not to us, but to the already powerful. It is not us who will be free, but they who will be free to exploit and put the squeeze on us.

And we should beware, because the very things that make our nation great and which make our lives richer are the "inefficiencies" they wish to eliminate. These spokespersons for the capital class are slick salesmen - they have to be - and they have wrapped up their devastating assault on the working people so slickly that many find themselves supporting and even defending the very things that will destroy their lives.

The United Communist Party offers the vision that will move us forward. A true communist society may not be achieved in the lifetimes of any of us, but it is towards this goal we should strive. And it is this vision that strives to build a more just, equitable and happy future for every single person.

The alternatives are to stay in one place by voting for the Greens, or to give the nation over to either the slow erosion of our victories through the Liberal Party, or to rend them asunder altogether with the Conservative Party.

If elected to government, the UCP will take the concrete steps of moving to a fully-worker-owned economy by the end of its first term. A new cabinet position will be created to focus on the national economy, and this Minister will have authority over the central bank and full control over policy. And government power will be more greatly decentralised, with municipalities and regional authorities given more ability to pursue the service of their own residents.

This is a vision worth your vote. This is a vision that recognises the intrinsic truth in human development: that we are all better off when we work together. It is a vision of a better today and a better tomorrow, that looks ahead instead of to the next four years, and that truly will bring a better life for all. This is the vision of the UCP and this is why you should vote for us.

Kelssek

07-12-2007, 16:29

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In the final days of election campaigning, the Courier gives the leaders of Kelssek's four major parties a chance to send a message directly to the electorate. The final word goes to the party which currently forms the official Opposition.

Why you should vote for... the Liberal Party
by PIERRE GAUTAIN, Party leader.

Throughout the history of Kelssek, there has been one party which has always shone as the reliable, responsible choice for progress and prosperity: the Liberal Party of Kelssek. From the beginning as we fought for the end of the Guedian monarchy till today, over a century later, the Liberal Party has stood for justice, liberty and human rights.

The challenges we face are different but it is still the Liberal Party which presents the clear and obvious choice for voters who want our country to progress from strength to strength, always maintaining the heritage of liberty, opportunity, creativity and fairness that are the hallmarks of our nation.

And the solutions to those challenges are not to be found in the extremes of left and right, or in the Green Party government which has admirable and noble goals but which has proven to be corrupt and incompetent. Divisive, polarised politics have had serious consequences which brought us to the brink last August. We must never allow that to happen again.

The Liberal Party presents a responsible and sensible agenda to approach and win against the problems we face. We must overcome our knee-jerk aversion to privatisation and allow it where it will clearly be of benefit. With careful oversight and strict regulation there is no reason private firms will prove detrimental in the sectors of rail or insurance. Likewise, loosening the restraints on commercial banks will allow a far more vibrant scene of domestic investment and business, leading to a much healthier economy in the long term. These careful measures will be adopted by a Liberal government if one is elected.

It is also vital we start now to correct the inevitable aging crunch. It is imperative that the national pensions system be reformed to channel pension funds to those who need them the most. Furthermore, the formation of a government investment agency will not only stimulate investment in our home-grown private economy, but provide returns for government which can help to pay these pensions in the long term.

A Liberal government is the best hope for rational and responsible change. With a wealth of experience, a Liberal Party government will not make the same sad missteps that the Green government has been so terribly guilty of time and time again. Instead, our plan for a stronger, more prosperous, and a better Kelssek will be realised, and for that, we need you the people to vote for strong, proven and progressive leadership.

Kelssek

11-12-2007, 09:32

Digita poll of likely voters from 8-9 Dec. Margin of error +/- 3 percentage points.

Party preference

Green Party of Kelssek 20%
Liberal Party of Kelssek 19%
United Communist Party 17%
Kelssekian Conservative Party 15%
Other parties 7%
Undecided 22%

Preferred Prime Minister
Alan Kerk (Green) 52%
Pierre Gautain (Liberal) 19%
Anne Marsha Cressey (UCP) 11%
Joshua Anger (Conservative) 4%
Undecided 13%

Kelssek

16-12-2007, 12:25

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The timing of this boggles the mind. I see absolutely no reason why the NMP couldn't have waited till after the election to drop a bombshell like this, particularly knowing how much it could affect the vote. It amounts to interference, and especially during the blackout when the Greens can't respond. They could not possibly have been this dumb on purpose, could they?

Well... considering that the Greens have promised to turn the Mounties upside down and inside out over the Tasers and police brutality cases, while the Conservatives are gung-ho about giving them guns and shiny new toys and looking the other way while they beat the living crap out of anyone they please (particularly, I envision, protestors), I don't think I'm mad to see some kind of conspiracy going on, deliberate or otherwise.

And the debate debacle won't help the Greens either. It wasn't good that it degenerated bascially into the party leaders calling each other names. I think any progressive leftist needs to bite the bullet and do that split. Vote for the Green to represent your riding, and for the Communists on the party ballot. That way we can maximise the left wing vote.

Kelssek

17-12-2007, 04:31

Newsworld election coverage, 11:19am

"...and the early exit polls so far are showing it being very close, surprisingly so."

"Alright, Kelly I wanted to get to the issue of the weather now, that storm dumped quite a bit of snow on Etnier and Noua Cymru and right now plenty of rain in Haligonia and parts of Beaulac, is that having an effect on turnout?"

"Well, it really is too early to say since we're only halfway through the day and there's still plenty of time for voters to come and cast a ballot. The heavy rain has indeed hit the interior of Haligonia and I think in terms of numbers a lot of people won't have voted yet in Breton and on the Rocky Coast, but it's forecast to ease off and that's when I expect most people will show up."

"Alright, thank you very much. Kelly Crescent there in Outineau. Now we aren't really expecting any surprises in individual ridings with the exception of Pontcroix-Riber, where a popular candidate Marc Fetin, a former mayor of nearby Lescure, is running on the ticket of the seperatist Bloc Beaulacois and could win a breakthrough there by beating the incumbent Liberal Olivier Devine. Here to talk about that we have Mr. Damien Fielding..."

Kelssek

17-12-2007, 12:39

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Kelssek

17-12-2007, 13:39

KBC Newsworld election coverage, 8:23pm

"...and with that, Elections Kelssek is confirming that all polling stations in the Central time zone have closed, the final voters there will be casting their ballots now and counting there will begin quite soon. And of course there's just less than one hour to get to a polling station if you're in the Western time zone. But let's get back to what we've been seeing from the coast which is of course the most populated, the most votes... and it seems no one's running away with it just yet."

"That's right, Paul. From exit polling and official preliminary count reports we've been able to call quite a few of the ridings already, where there's no real challenger to a lot of the safe seats, but even a lot of the seats we thought were safe are very close and the party vote - which is a new element with the introduction of MMP this election - isn't giving the Greens that much over the Liberals so far. If these trends hold it will be very difficult to see the Greens retaining a majority although I think the smart money is still on Alan Kerk remaining Prime Minister... and I'm told that we have the returning officer with some official results so let's go to the Elections Kelssek press room."

"...electoral district of Trinity-Spadina. David Ronald Anderson, Liberal Party, 16,402. Theresa Ang Zhong Chow, United Communist Party, 19,840."

The screen spilt for a reaction shot showing Communist supporters cheering while the returning officer continued:

"...cal Czerkowitz, Democratic Progressive Party, 1,217. Rosalyn Gambert, Green Party, 8,217. Roy Kendall Larmer, Conservative Party, 2,498. Frances Helen Manson, Christian Heritage Party, 639. Spoilt ballots 762. The turnout for this riding was 76.9% of eligible voters."

With that, the whole screen cut to show Communist supporters celebrating the victory while the reporter's voiceover continued.

"And so the official results starting to come in now, Theresa Chow has retained her seat for the UCP, a very urban riding covering an immigrant-rich part of downtown Kirkenes and it was really a fight between her and the Liberal candidate..."

Kelssek

17-12-2007, 14:46

Kelssek

18-12-2007, 11:43

Preliminary results:

RIDINGS WON (of total 640)
Green Party of Kelssek - 244
Liberal Party of Kelssek - 187
Kelssekian Conservative Party - 106
United Communist Party - 98
Democratic Progressive Party - 3
Bloc Beaulacois - 1
Freedom and Justice Party - 1

Recounts pending in 18 ridings.

PARTY VOTE
Green Party of Kelssek - 35%
Liberal Party of Kelssek - 30%
United Communist Party - 16%
Kelssekian Conservative Party - 9%

--- below threshold to be awarded list seats ---
Democratic Progressive Party - 4%
Bloc Beaulacois - 3%
Freedom and Justice Party - 2%
Libertarian Party of Kelssek - < 1%
Christian Heritage Party - < 1%
Family Coalition - < 1%
Alliance Against Animal Cruelty - < 1%

Final party standings after awarding of list seats: (of total 655 seats)
Green Party of Kelssek - 244
Liberal Party of Kelssek - 195 (+8)
Kelssekian Conservative Party - 106
United Communist Party - 105 (+7)
Democratic Progressive Party - 3
Bloc Beaulacois - 1
Freedom and Justice Party - 1

Note: Under the newly-introduced mixed-member proportional system, parties with a lower proportion of seats than their share of the party vote are "topped-up", while parties with a higher than proportionate number of seats retain them. Voters make two choices on the ballot: one for a Member of Parliament to represent their riding, the other for their preferred party; the party vote is distinct from the voting for MPs.

TURNOUT: 76.4% of eligible voters.

Kelssek

18-12-2007, 12:13

KBC News: The National. Tuesday, December 18, 2007

"Tonight... Kelssek chooses. But what will we get? An election result that raises more questions than answers. The Prime Minister says he's won, but the opposition says, not yet. And with only 37% of the seats, can Alan Kerk stay in 25 Essex?... Whiteout. While the votes were counted the snow fell, and fell it did. 30 centimetres in some places, and transportation nightmares across the nation. And, Rolling maul. As offers for the franchise pour in, are rugby fans in Neorvins about to lose the Battery? We take you inside the business of the Rugby Superleague."

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"The National. Here is Paul Featherstone."

"Good evening. It was a stormy election in more ways than one, and even after the votes have been counted there's still great uncertainty over what the result actually means. The political game only got more heated today after all three opposition parties rebuffed Alan Kerk's initial claim of victory, hinting that some dealing and some coalitions will have to be formed before we really know the outcome. Our chief political correspondent Karen Belanger is in Neorvins tonight. Karen, what's the latest word from the parties?"

"Good evening, Paul. It's been pretty quiet and they're not letting anything leak, although it is clear that intense negoiations and discussions are going on, and it is also clear that the opposition are willing to vote down any attempt by Alan Kerk to form a minority government with only 37% of the seats in the House..."

Ariddia

18-12-2007, 14:13

No official comment yet from Rêvane

Word has it that the Ariddian Isles' Prime Secretary Nuriyah Khadhim has made a private phone call to congratulate Alan Kerk on the Green Party's result, but Rêvane has yet to make any official comment on the still uncertain outcome of the election.

Sources within the PDSRA State government hint that Ariddia would favour a coalition government in Kelssek, involving the Greens and the United Communist Party. A junior member of the Ariddian government admitted that the authorities in Rêvane might be preparing to offer advice, if requested, on how such a coalition could work smoothly. The Ariddian Communist Party is known for its strong commitment for the environment, and absorbed Ariddia's Green Party many decades ago.

However, the same junior official said that the views of the Kelssekian electorate regarding such a coalition, and the long-term consequences of such views, would have to be a crucial factor in Alan Kerk's mind.

Kelssek

21-12-2007, 10:11

KBC News: The National. Friday, December 21, 2007

"...nal. Here is Michael Kingsley."

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"Good evening, Paul is away tonight. It was an alliance that governed Kelssek for sixteen years, the Green Party giving the Liberal Party a stable majority to govern. But tonight the Liberal Party's leader Pierre Gautain has categorically ruled out returning the favour, announcing he will not support Prime Minister Alan Kerk and casting the future of the Green Party government into doubt. Karen Belanger joins us from the nation's capital; Karen, what led to this announcement?"

"Good evening, Michael, the Liberal leader made the annoucement today with a backdrop of intense backroom dealings here at Parliament and it had been widely speculated that we could see the two parties joining back together in a broad coalition across the centre of the ideological divide. But Mr. Gautain made very clear in his statement that he was not prepared to help Alan Kerk stay in power given the fact that there was a swing of 12 percentage points in the popular vote against the Greens compared to the last general election in 2004, and also that the government is now under investigation for some fairly serious corruption allegations. Bascially he said that the vote showed that Alan Kerk has lost the support of the people and is under a cloud, so even if he is still leading the largest party in the House of Commons, he should resign."

"Is Mr. Gautain making a bid then to be Prime Minister?"

"It would seem to be the case, Michael. However, having so explicitly ruling out an alliance with the Green Party he is only able to form a minority government. He seems to be making the argument that his party were the biggest gainers in this election and so there is a kind of a mandate there, and it would hinge on an unwillingness by other parties to trigger another election."

"But are there any real coalition possibilites for the Liberals?"

"If so, it would have to be with the Conservative Party; that is what seems most likely since both are on the capitalist side of the divide, but after having run a campaign blasting the Conservatives' free-markets-free-trade platform as irresponsible, it remains to be seen if they're willing to unite there. Uniting with the Communists is also possible but quite remote."

"Now, let's move away from that a bit and what about the question everyone seems to be asking... Greens and UCP?"

"It does look quite a good fit but the UCP are still quite bitter about what they regard as a betrayal over the past year by the Greens. It does form a majority and it does seem the most obvious choice for Alan Kerk, but there's quite a lot of resentment and ill-will to resolve before such a union could be forged. It's worth noting that Ariddia's Communist Party, which has quite a bit of influence on the UCP leadership, has been prodding them in that direction so it does seem likely. However, everything is, as they say, still up in the air at this point."

"Alright. Thank you very much Karen."

"Thank you, Michael."

"Karen Belanger in Neorvins. Now, whatever the outcome of all this the Prime Minister is still facing a police investigation of his government over corruption allegations. The NMP today confirmed that the Prime Minister will be called for questioning over alleged..."

Kelssek

31-12-2007, 11:08

"...at 6 o'clock here's the news from KBC Kirkenes. Sources in the United Communist Party tell the KBC that high-level discussions between senior members of the UCP and the Green Party are taking place this hour as the Green Party seek to form a coalition, or at least gain assurances that will allow them to remain the governing party. The two parties are rumoured to be close to concluding a deal to form a coalition..."

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The high-level discussions were, in fact, taking place, but the accuracy of the rest of the information was overly optimistic.

"Look, how could we possibly retain any credibility if we backed a government everyone knows is corrupt? Or even allow it to stay in power? I don't plan for the UCP to be a minor party unto perpetuity, I intend to win elections."

"They simply aren't true, these accusations," Peter Coakson protested, "the Conservatives have fabricated it. Come on, surely you can see through this? If you won't take Alan Kerk's word, take mine. They are untrue."

"The police sure seem to disagree with you, Mr. Coakson. I hardly think they'd launch an investigation like this if there was no substance to it. I'm sorry, but this is a non-starter."

Kelssek

31-12-2007, 16:10

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From the website of Our Public Broadcaster:

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You'd think the police lobby would at least try not to make their agenda so bloody obivous. I just wish people would actually think that perhaps the police make mistakes. Perhaps they make a lot of mistakes and are capable of having political agendas too.

A crappy way to start the new year. Pierre Gautain is probably going to become PM now with huge influence from the Conservatives, and that's not a thought to enjoy a party with.

Or, you could see it as an excuse to get roaring drunk. See you in 2008, fellas.

posted by Ron on December 31, 2007 at 10:39 AM

Kelssek

19-01-2008, 04:06

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Kelssek

28-01-2008, 15:07

When they'd heard anti-Kerk protests were marching through the streets, Green supporters, as well as several symapthetic unions organised counter-demonstrations of their own. Both sides had been able to muster similar numbers, mirroring the even split between support and opposition to Alan Kerk's staying in office polling had revealed.

Thomas "Toss" Bowerson was leading one of them. It was just another crowd of sign-wielding citizens with the typical odd police officer present, more of a reminder to them to be nice rather than a real order-enforcing show of strength.

That was why the sudden appearance of a line of riot police caused Toss to be a bit surprised. But he paid it no mind until he realised some idiots were throwing stones at them.

Quickly, he turned his megaphone from leading a chant of "Stay, Kerkie, stay" to "HEY! HEY! STOP IT! YOU GUYS THROWING THE STONES! STOP IT! STOP THEM, GUYS! WE DON'T WANT THE COPS ON US!"

They ignored him, however. Instead, one of them produced a baseball bat. The other protestors gasped in alarm as the riot police advanced quickly.

"Toss!" one of the co-organisers, a 23-year old university student who was treasurer of the Victoria University of Neorvins Greens, said. "Look at their boots!"

"What about their bloody boots?" Toss said.

"They're exactly the same as the police!"

Toss didn't have much time to think about this, though, because one second later his left cheek erupted in pain and he toppled to the ground. It was the other protestors who would later tell him that he had in fact been smacked in the face with a police baton, something which happened to a lot of the others, too...

Kelssek

30-01-2008, 12:29

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Gautain slams government on UN free trade resolution
by GEORGINA WHOLL, political correspondent

NEORVINS - Liberal Party leader Pierre Gautain has come out strongly against the government's response to a recently-passed United Nations resolution mandating the elimination of any protectionist devices in a wide range of manufactured goods.

In a brief statement released to the media and read into the record at the UN by UN ambassador Eric Lattener, the government stated that it would effectively ignore the resolution and continue all current policies with a view to withdrawing from the UN before the mandatory implementation date in ten years' time if the resolution is not repealed by then.

In a speech laced with fiery rhetoric, the Liberal leader excoriated the government for its response, calling it "ridiculous" and "divorced from all connection with reality".

"The left wing has only emphasised its dedication to holding this country back from its rightful place among the world's elite powers," he said, adding that a Liberal government would embrace the resolution.

"If we were in power we definitely would not pursue such a reckless and short-sighted policy. We would make full use of the time this resolution has afforded us to ensure that our manufacturers and our economy were equipped to not only weather the storm but sell the world umbrellas."

He also accused the Green Party of "profound defeatism" and "pandering to fanatical Marxists with their failed ideologies".

Prime Minister Alan Kerk was quick to respond, telling reporters that he was committed to "sane and responsible" policies which "preserved the standard of living Kelssek enjoys".

"The reality is that we could never maintain the wages and benefits we take for granted if the economy were open to capitalist ravages. It was quite an over-the-top kind of speech and I think it's him who is losing contact with reality and bandying about theoretical ideologically-motivated policies, while we are the ones actually working to make the lives of people better."

Compliance with the resolution would bring about wide-ranging socioeconomic effects, he added, "with consequences and trade-offs that Kelssek's people do not want."

"This is more than just goods moving from place to place, this is about the future of our society as we know it, and you would be blind to ignore that."

The war of words comes amid growing uncertainty over the future of Mr. Kerk's government as protests calling for his resignation continue. With support from the United Communist Party in doubt, it is widely expected that he could lose a confidence vote when Parliament reopens following last month's elections, in which the Greens remained the largest party but were reduced to a 37% minority.

Snefaldia

30-01-2008, 16:44

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Council condemns Free Trade bill

SARGEDAIN- The Tuhran Bel today issued a statement from the Central Council condeming the passage of a United Nations bill requiring free trade in durable goods, which would force member nations to remove tariffs and protections on certain products after several years.

The Bel also extended a hand of friendship to the government of Kelssek, which was another staunch opponent of the resolution, saying "the people of Kelssek support fair economics and fair trading. In the people and government of Snefaldia, Kelssek may find an ally."

The Bel has annouced they are considering plans to deal with the effects the resolution would have on the mountain nation, including withdrawing from the United Nations entirely, backlogging the UNFTC with mundane and ridiculous requests to halt implementation, and ending all trade with UN-member nations. The more radical suggestions have little support.

Armaraganuš Kodhaliya

Kelssek

03-02-2008, 06:56

KBC News: The National. Friday, February 2, 2008

"could be much less than you think. And, rink reprise... Kelssek once again seems set to host the World Cup of Hockey. Find out what's planned this time."

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"The National. Here is Ian Manmohan."

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"Good evening, Paul's away tonight. After a virtual silence stretching over a month, a surprising move on the federal political scene today, surpassed only by the response. The Liberals and Conservatives reached a deal that would form a Cabinet of Liberals with the Conservative leader Joshua Anger as Prime Minister. But when they went to the Presidential Palace for approval, it was vetoed, the first time anything like this has ever happened in Kelssek's history. Our chief political correspondent Karen Belanger explains."

"It was a move that was completely unprecedented, yet with hindsight one that leaves observers unsurprised. An attempt to form a minority coalition government by the Liberal and Conservative parties, on the basis that in terms of numbers of seats, it had the most support in the House of Commons. Not a usual situation, of course, but what's a shock is that the President refused to accept it. Dominique Drapeau used the extensive powers that he theoretically holds and refused to appoint Joshua Anger as Prime Minister. He had an official reason."

"I have not accepted this proposal because in my belief the people of Kelssek do not want and did not vote for a government such as this, and furthermore this government would not be able to command the confidence of Parliament."

"Little is written down about situations like this. Despite the central role it plays, the position of Prime Minister isn't even mentioned in the written constitution. In theory the President can appoint whomever he wants. In reality, it's bound by unwritten rules and tradition regarded as just as solid as words on paper - if we can figure out what they are. And of course, politics plays a role. Drapeau is a staunch leftist and dyed in the red of the labour movement. Formerly chair of the Trades Union Congress, he was elected after a campaign in which he unabashedly championed the advancement of socialist ideology, and few are surprised that he was none too pleased with the idea of a right-wing, Friedmanist like Anger being Prime Minister."

"It was like a stinging slap to the face for the two parties. They've said they're "disappointed" by the decision, but they'll push on. The only way they can force Alan Kerk from office is with a no-confidence vote, but they'll have to convince the United Communist Party to join them in the vote, a prospect that is remote, to say the least. Protestors are marching to demand Alan Kerk's resignation and are being met by counter-demostrators calling on him to stay, reflecting a virtual 50-50 split on the issue among the general public. The outcome is still uncertain, and this might be the genesis of a political and constitutional crisis that will redefine the nation. Karen Belanger, KBC News, Neorvins."

Kelssek

03-02-2008, 16:56

"Strike while the iron is hot" might be from one of the most famous anthems of the left, but it was an idea applicable for anyone looking to effect change for better or worse. It was an idea gripping the leaders of the silent, invisible coup.

A deputy commissioner of the National Mounted Police told his mobile phone, "It's a great opportunity, yes that's right... no worries. It's within the city, so not our jurisdiction, but I know Sheridan well. He'll do what needs to be done."

Or what needs not to be done. There were questions asked of how slowly the police responded to the clash of two mobs clearly intent on mayhem rather than political demonstration, but the sight of burning cars and bloodied, battered bodies, was what they needed. And the four innocent bystanders in "critical condition" after fanatical nationalists set their car on fire with them inside were, it would prove, a result much better than they had hoped for.

Kelssek

04-02-2008, 07:34

Political violence was not something entirely new in Kelssek but nevertheless, the news came as a shock. Mobs beat up on each other in the streets of Burnaby and the police apparently did nothing. Three of the four labour unionists in the car set alight and tipped over by right-wing hooligans had succumed to their injuries and their equivalents on the left wing went on a retaliatory rampage that night, smashing the windows of commercial bank branches and torching the home of a Conservative MP. It was sheer luck that they didn't kill anyone themselves.

"The Prime Minister will address the nation at one o'clock today, he is expected to call for calm..."

It was enough to produce the result that the silent coup made up of disgruntled military officers and senior members of the federal police force had been quietly engineering.

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Lunch hour had stretched on across Kelssek as crowds of people were glued to screens. Instinctively, they knew that history was in the making and they were not about to miss it.

"It is with pride that I have served this nation, and I have always strived to make the decisions that would be in the interests of it. I am sad that in discharging this sacred duty today..."

Simultanaeously on millions of television screens, Alan Kerk inhaled heavily and bowed his head.

"It is with deep regret and sadness that I announce, in the best interests of our nation, Kelssek, the people of which all my life I have sought to serve... I announce that on the date a successor is agreed on and sworn in, I will resign..."

The emotional ripple of shock was palpable.

"...as Prime Minister of Kelssek."

It took a moment to register completely and when it did the ripple became audible: in groans, in soft whines, the intakes of breaths.

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"It is not a decision I have made lightly, and I call upon all citizens to please exercise calm and restraint. Let us move forward as one people and cease this senseless destruction. I thank the people for giving me four years to lead them and I hope and urge that in harmony we will continue our march to a better tomorrow. Thank you."

In a collective daze, they tore themselves from the screens and radios and tried to get back to their daily lives, trying to grasp what this all would mean.

Liverpool England

04-02-2008, 08:05

Danahue offers support for Kerk

The Prime Minister of Liverpool England, Patrick Danahue, has offered his support to Kelssek's outgoing Prime Minister Alan Kerk.

Speaking following a session of Parliament in which the future of the former Grand Federation was debated, Mr Danahue told the press that he was "deeply disappointed" to learn of the news of Alan Kerk's resignation.

Liverpool England, barely just out of its own political turmoil, received help from Kelssek during a pro-independence insurgency in the Outer Islands earlier this year, and Mr Danahue made it known that he had a lot of time for Mr Kerk.

"I am deeply disappointed to hear that Alan Kerk has resigned as prime minister of Kelssek. His government sent firefighters to the Outer Islands to help in our battle against the Grand Island Independence Front not too long ago, for which we continue to be grateful.

"I would just like to offer my support to his government and the people of Kelssek at this troubling time in their country."

Opposition leader Anita Kumara of the Greener Society Coalition echoed Mr Danahue's thoughts. "Mr Kerk, as a Green Party leader, has done wonderful things in Kelssek while in power. We only hope for more people like him representing Green parties everywhere to step up to the plate and be counted, and Kelssek will be for the worse without him as Prime Minister."

Kelssek

05-02-2008, 14:20

Burnaby Post front page from Monday:

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National Independent front page today:

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Altanar

05-02-2008, 21:30

Government calls for calm in Kelssek

In a brief statement today, Prime Minister Jinella Agaranth expressed her dismay at the resignation of Kelssek Prime Minister Alan Kerk. She also expressed her hope that political violence taking place in Kelssek would cease.

"While we disagreed with the stances of Mr. Kerk's government on several issues, most notably trade, it cannot be denied that Kelssek was a model of stability and tolerance during his tenure. We are sorry to see him leaving under such circumstances, and wish him the best," Agaranth said.

Agaranth also called on those engaging in political violence in Kelssek to "let cooler heads prevail" and stop the fighting. "We've dealt with our share of political violence in Altanar over the past two years, and I can tell you from sad personal experience that it never leads to anything but more violence," Agaranth said, appealing directly to the people of Kelssek. "Let your tempers cool and your hearts lead you in the direction of reconciliation, so that you can continue to build on the legacy that your people have demonstrated so ably over the years," Agaranth added. The Agaranth administration was expected to privately offer Kelssek assistance with helping to calm the situation, if requested.

Pacitalia

06-02-2008, 09:10

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Official Statement, Prime Ministerial Directorate
Second Pacitalian Republic

5 February 2008

The Pacitalian government notes, with great concern, the rapid development of instability and violence in one of the world's most respected liberal democracies. We condemn the violence as unhelpful and irrelevant to the issue at hand but also wish to note our concern at the circumstances which have promulgated such a violent popular uprising.

Pacitalians have viewed the Green Party government favourably for most of its tenure, despite underlying ideological differences. What cannot be denied is that Mr Kerk has led Kelssek upon a foundation of well-honed instinct, the best of intentions, masterful democracy, and, above all, an unfailing love for his country. We regret that we cannot work with him in the future, but we respect his decision to resign based upon current circumstances, and wish him the best. We also applaud his maturity and acceptance of any potential consequences, yet to come, in the future.

Timiocato is prepared to support Neorvins in any way we are needed, up to and including assisting the course of debate and cooperation between rival factions that have unfortunately felt compelled to use violence to further political means. We do not endorse either theory – that certain elements of the Green government have engaged in corrupt acts, or otherwise – but we do support calculated opposition to corrupt behaviour. That said, we unconditionally respect the right of Kelssekians to protest and oppose a government, especially if and when they feel corruption has overcome that government's moral authority to administer the day-to-day affairs of the nation.

May God bless Kelssek and protect her at this vulnerable hour.

Sincera in domina bene,

Signora Archetenia Nera LCA
71st prime minister of the Pacitalian Republic

Signore Stefan Radu-Ados LCA
Senior deputy prime minister

Signorata Albinanda Serodini LCA
Agustinate of international relations

Kelssek

06-02-2008, 09:19

"...but I doubt that another Green will satisfy them or the UCP, which says it won't support a government which is corrupt. The only real option is to hold another election and ironically it's only the Greens who would want that because they're alone in thinking they can gain from it by galvanising a left-wing vote now that the Liberals and Conservatives have attempted to form a government together..."

As the talking head droned on the producer was nudged by a runner, who handed her a photocopied piece of paper with "REPORT ASAP OR IT'S YOUR ASS" scrawled in red by the director of news operations.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

His Excellency the President is pleased to announce the appointment of Pierre Gautain as Prime Minister of Kelssek. A swearing-in ceremony will be held today at 7:00pm in the Entrance Hall of the Presidential Palace in Neorvins. The Cabinet will be announced at a later date.

His Excellency also expresses his profound gratitude to outgoing Prime Minister Alan Kerk for his dedicated service to the nation. It is with regret that His Excellency accepted Mr. Kerk's resignation as Prime Minister this morning.

Please direct all media inquiries to the press office.

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2 minutes later

"...again, this is the latest news we've been receiving. Let's go back to our panel, John, this has come in a bit of a rush, any idea what could be behind it?"

For once the pundits seemed at a loss for words.

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