NationStates Jolt Archive

The Kingdom of the Lord of the Universe invites all Nations to alliance, providing the Universal Law is kept.(See list below).
We are an honest nation of peace and freedom, with no crime nor prisons.
We are not ruled by men or women, but by the Lord of All. Our nation has achived perfection in thanks to His efforts to assist us. Thus, there are no criminal politicians who may sway our nation from Righteousness and prosperity. We have no currency or financial economy.
We use a system similar to barter, which eliminates 100% of the crime which revolves around money in other nations.
Nobody is richer than anyone else, and there are no poor citizens. All are content with their being and status, and none seek to achieve higher than others. All live according to their own comfort level.
Some are content living humble, and some prefer a more exquisite life.
Our One Law prohibits SIN in any form. SIN is a negative affector which causes a negative effect. By these Righteous ways, our nation succeeds for itself and its peoples. We have no desire or need to impose our beliefs on other nations. We have no desire to go to war or to conquer any nation.
We simply exist in a Vibration of Peace unto ourselves.
And here is our appeal unto all Nations of the Globe and the United Nations itself, to join us in Alliance. To be allied, we simply ask that your nation comply to our four Laws. If your nation refuses to, an alliance will not be made.
The Law of our Land is the "Universal Law", and has four main chapters:
1. Law of Love unto All
-prohibits any form of sin or crime
2. Prohibition of Offensive or Military Forces
-agrees with Law of Love
3. Installation of 4th Density Force Fields for defenses.
-impossible to be attacked, thus no need to attack

Commerce exists but is not finance-based. Instead it is based on success.
This may be hard for money-driven persons to understand.
There are no banks or loans or insurances.
The Government is not called by this name in our own land, for this word is taboo unto us.
The citizens rule the nation itself, technically. There is no ruling form of government, nor kings or queens or royalty. There are no congressmen, nor mayors or such. For we have noticed how in times past, evil men use these positions for evil.
Thus, eliminating all positions of rulership and authority, our nation is ruled by us as a whole. Our Lord watches over us, and guides us in wisdom unto the better purpose we all seek.
There are no slaves, nor inequality at all. There is no racism, or crime, or hatred, or violence. There is no profanity or sexual indecency.
It is absoloutely forbidden to in any way, promote or influence SIN.
When ANY person does so, they are taken to our Good Will Facilities, where they are peacefully treated back to normal.
We have learned how SIN is like a disease, which is created in our own minds, and thus, we are our own cure.
By eliminating SIN, our nation has succeeded in what Life itself wants - happiness and joy of life.
I hope that you are interested in our nation, and our Good Will principles.
Please contact us if you have questions or interest in joining our alliance.
We will be contacting the United Nations in the near future, in part of our appeal unto all Nations of Earth for Peace.

With Peace,
Jzajzohm of Mohw'el

Aeris looked up at the telecast that had interrupted the regular news. Some new nation was spouting it's thinly veiled religious propaganda in search of the "perfect society" complete with charts and diagrams to boot. Oddly, no economy, yet bartering existed. No prisons and criminals, yet a need to invest countless amounts of money into the "perfect defense system."

"Perfect society?" She scoffed as she signed off on the latest law regarding supernatural terrorism. "Bullshit. You might as well be killing them all off instead."

She paused as she entertained another thought, then keyed the holoscreen next to her and typed in a few words. Her muttering was low, then became another laugh as she looked at the screen's results. Reading it over, she summarized it aloud.

"Demolition Man. Starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes as John "Demolition Man" Spartan and Simon Phoenix. The two of them released into a 'perfect society', and thusly bringing down to earth the reality of life and the utter impossibility of perfect society."

She picked up a remote nearby and turned off the television. "The only perfect society is a dead society. They made that movie back in 1993, over three hundred years ago, and even then they knew the error of such futility."

Mockingly, she said aloud, "To the Lord of the Universe, welcome to the real world."

We are intrested in learning more about your country. Please Contact Alobrio's administration.

Sincerly,
Janus Peeters

The most glorious and successful Xemu of the Galactic Confederacy wishes for me to relay two things: first, his self-described "smug schadenfreude," although I do not believe such base characteristics could ever be attributed to one as great and wise and witty and urbane and altogether wonderful as our universal Lord Xemu--defender of the Galactic Confederacy, smiter of the Arselychus, inventor of the super-colossal three-dee motion picture theatre--at your pitiable innocence and foolish naivete in believing in such a God-like character as the Lord of All, as he himself invented the concept of God to hold the thetans of the universe under his sway.

Of course, he also realizes that you could understand this and actually be referring to him as the Lord of All, at which point he does indeed magnanimously proffer his protection to you as he does to all who realize that their absorption into the great Galactic Confederacy is as inevitable as the conquest of entropy, which he is hard at work on and has nearly cracked with his vast, unimaginable, and ineffable intellect.

The second thing he wishes me to relate is a single simple directive: "define sin."

-- Sniveling Minion First-Class Chief-Minion, personal adjutant of Lord Xemu

FROM - Office of the Minorly Honorable Tomlinson Jefferson Davis Montague Thargargar, Senior Head Subdirector First Class Point Nine for the Writing of Silly Letters
TO - The Delusional Peoples Formally Known as "Lord of the Universe.'
SUBJ - Pretty buildings with padded walls, fairies, and people who tag 'Esquire' onto the end of theirs names.

Message Begins

Dear Suchandsuch whateveryournameis-idon'tcareenoughtocheck.

We like our universe the way it is -- flaws and all. Conflict is the spice of life -- and stagnation is death. What you propose -- enforced stagnation -- is tantamount to suicide. We did not get where we are today by cutting our wrists. Stupid emo-children. BACK INTO YOUR BAG, DAMNIT! GET BACK INTO YOUR BAG!

I would like to point out a number of flaws in your argument. A. if all people are equal, then you are saying we are equal to the emo-children, which is a mortal insult, and unless that insult is retracted, you sir, shall be hearing from my second to ascertain a date upon which we shall meet upon the field of HONOR!

Secondly, if you were to abolish all government, then you would have anarchy, and the thing with anarchy is that it doesn't last -- somebody always has to break the chaos and form a power-structure. You propose, then, 'taking these people away for re-education,' or whatever, which implies that a power-structure remains, which indicates the presence of a government.

This logic ill-becomes the mind of a rational being...and we must then presume that you are merely as deluded as the rest of your ilk.

If you must continue in your misguided proselytize -- do it alone, and wash your hands when you're done. We like our airwaves clear of idiocy. Thankyouverymuchgoodbye.

--Jeff.
Dept. of Silly Letter Writing.
ESSR

I for one am most interested in this fascinating new system of governance, and would dearly love to visit the land of the Lord of the Universe in order to learn more about their methods of treating “SINners” and how the nation defends itself from all attack.

Mat Esther, Lord of Time.
http://www.necrontyr.plus.com/forumpics/masterav.jpg

Nobody is richer than anyone else, and there are no poor citizens.

So you're somehow both communist and a dictatorship.

Yeah. Just go ahead and jot this down, Sammy Delusions, human nature is nice and annoyingly immutable in that trying to eliminate SIN...wait, sorry, sin is a bit impossible. So I'll have to go right ahead and say "Yeahno" to your whole crazy system of stupid.

Yours, scratching his balls idly, the King of the Toads,
Mike Dorian

Well wouldn't we all love a perfect society, problem is, perfect for one is horrid for another so you really cant make such a world. and in a society without supposed sin, someone will always screw it up.

For example, nobody knows how to kill in your world, thus making for a eutopian murder free area, but someone moves in from somehwere else, who knows how to kill and how to lie well enough so you dont realise. Your citizens are completely useless in a physical confrontation so therefore lots of people die.

From: Kaz, Queen of the Rogue Nation of Bunzor
To: The Self-Proclaimed Lord of the Universe

We here in Bunzor greatly appreciate lofty ideals and absurd perversions of logic, and so we would be very interested in learning more about your "perfect" society.

However, we must regretfully decline your invitiation for alliance. Our people and our government enjoy our many forms of sin far too much to sacrifice them for "perfection".

Sincerely,
Kaz, Queen of Bunzor
Relayed by E. Papelbon, office intern

Greetings, I am the Holy Emperor Kaelis Ra.

I am interested in your perfect society, but I must say you are not Lord of the Universe. I have lived for milenia and I have not seen anyone have the nerve to say they were Lords of the universe. You must be careful of what you say, as many a planet will not accept this. I for one call it blasphemy, and I am sure some planet will wage war against you, lets just hope I wont know about it because I will support them.


Kaelis Ra

I for one am most interested in this fascinating new system of governance, and would dearly love to visit the land of the Lord of the Universe in order to learn more about their methods of treating “SINners” and how the nation defends itself from all attack.

Mat Esther, Lord of Time.
http://www.necrontyr.plus.com/forumpics/masterav.jpg i to am very interested in this fascinating new system of governance and to would dearly love to visit this land of the lord of the universe in order to learn his methods it sounds so interesting and this is an advert to everyone and anyone who is new to the game i am pirate king from boofness and i am offering help to those who need it so send me a telegram to boofness:mp5::mp5::mp5::mp5:

To 'The Lord of the Universe' (and I for one, doubt that this is your real name)

We do not accept your presumed dominance over us. While Pisces Meridian are also against most forms of currency-based economies, we would argue that your view of SIN is too restrictive. We would also argue that opinions that differ with the government are healthy and promote debate, meaning that we disagree with your view of 're-education'.

Incidentally, have you ever read a book called 1984? Our diplomats found it quite effective in describing what you seem to be proposing.

Yours faithfully,

Christine Mirani,

Head of the Foreign Office (Minipax) of Pisces Meridian.

The Premier read the invite to an alliance from the Kingdom of The Lord of the Universe slowly and carefully. "Well, this is amusing," he began, "No military? No sin? No currency? Based on success? What the hell are they giving me?" He chuckled slightly to himself, wondering whether or not the proposal before him was serious.

Just outside the capitol building was a world totally and completely opposite of the weak new kingdom. Ceremonial troops goose-stepped around the building, and main battle tanks paraded constantly day and night on the streets. Military Police were found everywhere, and loud speakers constantly fed the government's propaganda to the people.

EDIT: Shouldn't this be in II since he is inviting everyone to an alliance?

The powers that be in the state of Germanalasia conjecture that with total equality comes stagnation, total equality removes all drive for betterment and success and inevitably leads to the irradiation of man's capacity to change. Just as the potential difference in an electrical circuit causes energy to flow so that a bulb may light, so financial inequality drives technology forward and encourages fruition of man's ideas and ideals.

Furthermore, they conjecture that the citizens living in "content[ment]" that you refer to are more likely just to be living in ignorance, and furthermore, living under the thumb of some mythical "Lord" is bound to lead to disaster.

Additionally, that the Lord of the Universe lacks to specify what "SIN" is makes the argument fairly redundant.

Emperor Gorrm looks over the message that had been broadcast far and wide by the Lord of the Universe. He then looks up at his aide with a seriously quizzical look. "Are you kidding me? Is this serious?"

His aide looks abashed. If a reptile could blush, the room would be red from its glow. "I'm afraid we don't know that for sure, sire." Gorrm looks at the message again. "Somebody must be fornicating with my skull. Send them the APPROPRIATE response and then lash yourself no less than 50 times for taking up my time with this."

The aide bows low as he backpedals out of the room. Gorrm looks at the retreating personage until the door closes. "Damn hatchlings and their pranks....."

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Dear Sir/Madam/Disembodied Entity

We have received your message and regret to inform you that we must refuse your invitation. Your offer does not profit us in any fashion that we can see or think of, and may in fact weaken our position greatly, which we have spent many millenia attaining. But as a consolation we will offer you this Fruit Basket (http://www.gourmetgiftbaskets.com/images/products/Fruit-Gift-Baskets/Fruit-Baskets-Estate-Collection-Gift-Basket_large.jpg). It's a very nice basket.

Thank you for your interest.
Empire of Sakkra