Stem Cell Research
The Ultimate Humans
18-06-2007, 02:36
The Ultimate Humans have finally perfected our race after years of stem cell research. Our entire empire is perfect in every way. The inferior have been systematically eliminated for the well-being of the superior. Submit to our empire now or be conquered by our immortal, omnipotent army.
*Breaks into lab where genetic research is done, urinates in the genetic material, burps, finishes beer, leaves*
Fredoppolis
18-06-2007, 03:13
Busts in after the other guy who busted in, throws Molotov cocktail on the genetic material then promptly sets the screen saver on the lab computer to "Stem Cell Research Sucks"
The Tanaaran agent looks at what the prior arrivals have done, and leaves laughing.
"Sorry kid we have no problem with stem cell research in and of itself, but sheesh, can the ego, and the large scale text."
Awe-inspiring Poplar
18-06-2007, 17:40
Fortunately, agents from the 'awe-inspiring poplar' kept a back-up, and is preparing to use them on its citizens soon.
one second, ahahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha-
Its not smart for a nation made recently to be threatening everybody, I could crush you and I am quite a weak nation compared to some
Reichskamphen
19-06-2007, 05:54
Banishes you to hell for Killing babies with your stemcell research!
The Ultimate Humans have finally perfected our race after years of stem cell research. Our entire empire is perfect in every way. The inferior have been systematically eliminated for the well-being of the superior. Submit to our empire now or be conquered by our immortal, omnipotent army.
We dare you to try and conquer us.
King Arthur the Great
19-06-2007, 18:59
*laughs hysterically at ultimate humans. Goes to play 8-ball with Imitora while discussing the finer points of the micro-brew.*
Gaulacia
19-06-2007, 21:18
Someone needs to :sniper: this guy already. Stem cell research, eww.