NationStates Jolt Archive

We, the Qyu, Have recently discovered, that if you tie all your people to the top of a very big tree, they stop complaining sooner or later...
Took about 6 days to silence even the loudest of our nation, Although we are unsure weather it was caused by lack of food and water, or by just submitting... We maintain it was submission to our rule... Because it makes us feel big :D

Qyu

you need to make it a fair test and use the same subjects under the same situations. then you need to do the test again with different variables such as type of people, their habits and the hight of the trees in question.

Difficult, the people we used to test this havn't actually moved since the test...
Come to think of it, they havn't said anything or done anything at all...
Must look into that... Dead people don't work, without work, I don't get money :)

Thanks for the test information though, Ill need some more nations to take interest in this to really make sure its ok, get a decent sample of those from different backgrounds, Make sure its not just a once off.

Qyu

agreed, i took the initiative and started the tests myself. a few very stalwart people have still to give in, but on the whole the test is being quite interesting i will mail you the results allong with one of my miliotary weapons order forms

appologies for my spelling