Hellraising
14-06-2007, 04:02
Today , the Holy Empire of Hellraising is proud to announce new measures to combat climate change. We have outlawed the practice of climate change, effective immediately. Tomorrow, teams of highly qualified engineers from Hellraising’s Environmental Office will expand the hole in the ozone layer to let all of the greenhouse gasses escape back into space. Furthermore, a delegation has been sent to the sun to inform it of this new policy, so increased sunspot activity is expected to cease shortly, thus halting their effect on our planet’s temperature. Finally, Hellraising is proud to announce the completion of four thousand giant fans, each fifty feet in diameter and powered by coal-fired generators, which will blow the air around and help to cool things off. Hellraising is proud to stand by our friends neighbors in combating this global menace.
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