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Greetings fellow nations,

My Name is Sammy, leader of the small yet plucky Republic of The Wonder Pigeon. I would like to personally extend an invitation to all leaders of other nations to our 1st annual Pigeon Week Festival. We hope that this will allow us to get to know each other and begin to form lasting and peacefull friendships with our fellow nations.

The date set for the festival shall be the second week of June. We ask that you RSVP us with your intention to attend, so we may make sure the pickup truck is available at the airport when you arrive.

During this week long event, entertainment shall be provided daily, with special performances by our national Pigeon Callers every evening. Many national dishes shall be available for you to enjoy, including but not limited to Pigeon Kebobs, Deep Fried Pigeon, Pigeon on a stick, and our world famous Roast Pigeon with a light cream sauce.

I look forward to meeting everyone of you and conversing late into the night over a few glasses of Pigeon Juice.

See you here :D

Greetings to the Republic of the Wonder Pigeon, and to its esteemed leader, Sammy.

We look forward to this feast, with minor apprehension at the prospect of pigeon juice.

Regards,
Marcus, Tyrant of New Aechronia

Did I mention that it is traditional for all the female Pigeon dancers to perform nude as nature intended?

I would be delgihted to attend this cookout, although i am afraid i must leave before the dancing starts, as my nation and I are highly moralistic.