NationStates Jolt Archive

For those of you that are not in the World Cup Knckouts, or the Cup of Harmony Knocks, but still want to participate in a Tourney, then sign up for the 1st Oxen Cup to be hosted by Qazox. Signups start now, and will close once there is sufficent numbers (8 to 12 teams). The tourney DOES NOT affect your KPB ranking, and IS NOT endorsed or sponsored in anyway with the WORLD CUP. This is just for fun, and bragging rights. Hope to see you in Qazox.

Signups So Far: 6/8
Qazox
Jeru FC
Sativaville
Reineberg
Cafundeu
Abu Omar

OF course the hosts will be there.

Sending in Jeru FC! The army team of boys will conquer all ... or get blown up after hitting a mine.

And the puppets of said host shall also make an appearance.

TOURNEMENT INFO:

DOUBLE ELIMINATION

RANDOM DRAW

Locales:
Chivas Field at Hobb's Park (SaxerVilla) Capacity: 63,155.
Fromburg Field (Fromburg) Capacity: 65,000.
Toro Rojo Stadium (Las Vitas) Capacity: 70,000.
Irene Jacobvitz Stadium (Kibbutz) Capacity: 66,000.
Ganja Vodka Park (Lake Porter City) Capacity: 67,984.
Lorax Field (Lorax City) Capacity: 76,500.

Will handle Styles of -2 to +2.
RPing will not guarantee winning, but will enhance chances to do so.

I have a double-elimination bracket now on NSwiki.. Unfortunately it can only hold 8 teams, so the first 8 to sign up are in the Oxen Cup.

Reineberg would be interested in sending over the participating members of their FC.

Count me in too, but I'm not sure if I'll RP (maybe I'll take some rest after the WC).

Abu Omar are interested. (Puppet of St Samuel, sorry still having problems with my Abu Omar sign in)

Updated sign-up list:
Signups So Far: 6/8
Qazox
Jeru FC
Sativaville
Reineberg
Cafundeu
Abu Omar

The tourney will begin 24 hrs. after the 8th sign-up is entered.

There will be a link to the NSWiki page, and a schedule right after the 8th sign-up.

We'll do it.

And we'll round out the field.

Come on Clyde Misterson!

Cookesland would like to enter if it's not too late...

Nurtz.. Got 9.. So in interest of fairness, I'll drop my Puppet.


HERE ARE THE 8 TEAMS:

QAZOX
JERU FC
REIENEBERG
CAFUNDEU
ABU OMAR
SEL APPA
COLLONIE
COOKESLAND

The initial draw will be up later 2nite.

With Sign-ups closed here's the inital draw for the Oxen Cup:

BRACKET ALPHA:

GAME 1
A1 Sel Appa vs. A2 Cookesland
GAME 2
A3 Collonie vs. A4 Qazox
GAME 5
Game 1 Loser vs. Game 2 Loser
GAME 7
Game 1 Winner vs. Game 2 Winner
GAME 9
Game 5 Winner vs. Game 7 Loser
GAME 11
Game 7 Winner vs. Game 9 Winner
GAME 13(IF Game 9 Winner wins Game 11)
Game 11 Winner vs. Game 11 Loser

BRACKET BETA
GAME 3
B1 Jeru FC vs. B2 Cafundeu
GAME 4
B3 Reineberg vs. B4 Abu Omar
GAME 6
Game 3 Loser vs. Game 4 Loser
GAME 8
Game 3 Winner vs. Game 4 Winner
GAME 10
Game 6 Winner vs. Game 8 Loser
GAME 12
Game 8 Winner vs. Game 10 Winner
GAME 13/14(IF Game 10 Winner wins Game 12)
Game 12 Winner vs. Game 12 Loser

FINALS:
(If Both Bracket Winners are Undefeated):
GAME 13
Game 11 Winner vs. Game 12 Winner.

(One Bracket Winner has a Loss):
GAME 14
Game 11/13 Winner vs. Game 12/13/14 Winner
GAME 15 (If Once-beaten team wins Game 14):
Game 14 Winner vs. Game 14 Loser

(If both Bracket winners have a loss):
GAME 15
Game 13 Winner vs. Game 14 Winner

Opening round results will be up tommorrow. Good Luck to all.

Oh yeah the NSWiki page: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Oxen_CUP_1

Qazox Team: +1
(Starters in Italics)
GK- John Freel 19 yrs. old
DEF- Hank Hunker 20 yrs. old
DEF- John Grunder 17 yrs. old
DEF- Juan Torres 16 yrs. old
MID- Henri Torabla 19 yrs. old
MID- Ty Revee 20 yrs. old
MID- Zane West 17 yrs. old
MID- Oleg Halcho 21 yrs. old
FOR- Greg Holden 20 yrs. old
FOR- Tomas Richter 18 yrs. old
FOR- Yancy Fry 20 yrs. old.
GK- Jon Serra 17 yrs. old.
DEF- Thomas Hacker 19 yrs. old.
DEF/MID- Henry Hacker 19 yrs. old
MID- Kyle West 18 yrs. old
MID/FOR- David Easter 17 yrs. old
FOR- Wesley Tripp 16 Yrs. old

Do what ever you want, but the following:
No SERIOUS INJURIES, no RED CARDS

Somewhere in Jeruselem

Rashina: Hi Dazza, err ... can I ask a favour?
Dazza: What's that?
Rashina: Can you coach Jeru FC for me?
Dazza: Me? Coach an army team? Why's that?

Rashina: I can't go to Qazox ...
Dazza: Why's that?
Rashina: I've got this stupid officer training to do. Can't get out of it.
Dazza: I suppose, what sort of team is this?

Rashina: A bunch a men ...
Dazza: Any good?
Rashina: Well, a bunch of stuck-up army hicks ... Kate Dallas in a box could play than them.
Dazza: Oh ... what's the roster look like
Rashina: Here it is

Formation: 4-4-2 (+1)

GK: Player 1
DEF: Player 2 to 5
MID: Player 6 to 9
STK: Player 10 to 11

Reserves
GK: Player 12
DEF: Player 13 to 14
MID: Player 15 to 16
STK: Player 17 to 18

Dazza: That's a roster?
Rashina: We can't release their real names, even you can't get their names.
Dazza: So I supposed to call them Player X then?
Rashina: Err, yes.

Dazza: Are they well behaved?
Rashina: If they aren't drunk
Dazza: When's that?
Rashina: Most of the time

Dazza: Thanks for the job. I'd better lock my hotel room door then.
Rashina: And they like groping women with short skirts
Dazza: Gets better ...
Rashina: Don't worry, some of them are gay too.

(OOC: Oh boy this is starting out well....)
WINNERS IN BLUE

BRACKET ALPHA
GAME 1
A1 Sel Appa vs. A2 Cookesland 5-2
GAME 2
A3 Collonie vs. A4 Qazox 4-2


BRACKET BETA
GAME 3
B1 Jeru FC vs. B2 Cafundeu 4-1
GAME 4
B3 Reineberg vs. B4 Abu Omar 4-3

TOMMORROW'S MATCHES:
GAME 5
A3 Collonie vs. A2 Cookesland
GAME 6
B1 Jeru FC vs. B4 Abu Omar
(Games 5 and 6 losers are eliminated)
GAME 7
A1 Sel Appa vs. A4 Qazox
GAME 8
B2 Cafundeu vs. B3 Reineberg

And the Wiki: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Oxen_CUP_1

OOC: Collonie is my puppet, don't care enough to sign out.

The Roster for Collonie:
GK:ACOT- A can of tuna.
D:
D:
D:
M:
M:
M:
F:
F:Clyde Misterson
F:Clyde Misterson (Clone)
F:

Subs:
GK:Fletcher James
D:
D:
M:
F:

Yes eventhough the starting goalie is a can of tuna Fletcher James still isn't better than him and Clyde Misterson is also superhuman.

In Qazox at the Jeru FC training camp a team of men, consisting of unruly Jeruselem army recruits is standing around waiting for their coach, commenting how late Rashina Dallas was. A smallish attractive shapely woman wearing pink kneepads turns up, the team instantly recognised who was instantly. A joyious cry of "Oh my God, it's Dazza. Check her out!" rose from the army men.

Dazza:
"Hello boys, Rashina Dallas has to attend an officer's training course so I'm taking charge. She tells me lot are mob of perverts. That doesn't matter but what does is what you do on the football field. Now, I'm not supposed to ask people their names for some stupid nickname but Dazza is terrible remembering numbers. So I want your callnames instead. Since I won't be able to remember eighteen names in one hit, please write them down on this notepad for Dazza. Please put down your shirt numbers next to the names too. I know all of you are excited, because I'm here but this is no holiday camp. We are here to win the first Oxen cup, boys. You are representing Jeruselem here, so work hard and behave yourselves. Err, OK I don't expect you behave yourselves as I won't either but keep it in check. Alright, I need your callnames! Don't forget your shirt number either."

(The team pass around the notepad writing down their shirt number and callnames)

Dazza:
"OK, let's have look at the names here. Number is 1 Shorty - yes he does look short, shorter than me. Hey, he's the goalkeeper? Number 2 is Sleepy. Well, you'd better not fall asleep during training then. Number 3 is Knifer - hmmm keep away from the kitchen my friend. Number 4 is ... Sticky?"

Sticky: "Err, sticky hands Dazza"

Dazza
"OK, moving right long. Number 5 is Big Gay Wally - right, I think I get the idea. Number 6 is Mr Underwear Thief - err, right - good thing I don't wear the stuff. Number 7 is Shintaro - you're not exactly Japanese?"

Shintaro: Oh, I like hitting people with big long objects!

Dazza: "Right, I get it. Number 8 is Rambo - yep, he looks like a Rambo. Number 9 is Mr Bean ... err, nice ears over there. Number 10 is Daisy, Daisy?"

Daisy: "I like dresses!"

Dazza: "OK, so do I? I assume you make you own."

Daisy: "Yes, I like yours! We can swap?"

Dazza: "Well, next fella is number 11 - Weedy. Yep, Weedy looks weedy. Number 12 is Arny. Nice muscles there Arny. Number 13 is Dazza ... err Dazza. Please explain that one?"

Number 13: "Oh, I'm Daryl, but since I'm from Australia - they call Daryl in Australia - Dazza. Actually, you wore the number 13 too!"

Dazza: "Well, you don't look me like anyway. Good thing for you! Number 14 is Submarine. Err, where he hiding now? Oh well, next is Number 15 - Ox Man. Big strong fella by the looks of it. Number 16 is Julius Caesar. You're the epileptic one right? Number 17 is Grabber - oh, you' the guy who grabs female private parts. And Number 18 - Tree. Oh there you are, damn you are tall as that tree over there. OK, why the silly callnames?"

Grabber: "Um, we're the army people the army don't want but can't sack so we play football."

Dazza: "OK, let's start training now I can call you by a name. Two laps around the field here for warm up while I try to work out who is the Captain and Vice-Captain."

(Two laps later)

Dazza: "Right, who's the highest ranking people here. Since this is an army team I'm using rank to work this one out."

(Sticky and Daisy put their hand up)

Dazza: "You two? OK, Sticky is the captain and Daisy the Vice-Captain. Is that alright team?"

Team: "Yes Dazza"

Dazza: "Grabber, get back over there and not behind me. Keep your hands to yourself."

OOC
Err, sorry I did a Milchama!

Cafundéu's Roster: The CCFM decided to not use the same squad of the World Cup, but will try to substitute some players of the main team with the best options available.

Style of +2
Formation: 4-3-3

Starters in Red

Goalkeepers:
1- Ney MATOGROSSO (Team: CR Submiria)
12- Lucas DUTRA (Team: São José)
22- Peter SEDOSO (Team: Pernetas EC)

Full-Backs:
2- Flávio VANDICK (Team: SC Lasft)
6- Matteo ALESSANDRINI (Team: Dunboor FC)
13- CAFÉZINHO (Team: Cafundó do Juta)
23- Luís Gustavo SADIA (Team: CR Submiria)

Central Defenders:
3- WANTUIRSO (Team: Ranca Toco)
4- Carlos NAMARRA (Team: Ranca Toco)
14- Sandro BONFIM (Team: Clube Comercial)
20- Skarlatz MBOMA (Team: Petardos S/A)

Defensive Midfielders:
5- Gabriel BARBOSA (Team: Dunboor FC)
8- Gustavo MERCEGUES (Team: Petardos S/A)
15- Augusto VERDI (Team: EC Elville)

Offensive Midfielders:
7- Daniel KANTAMIR (Team: Cafundó do Juta)
11- Vítor RESITIV (Team: Ranca Toco)
16- LEANDRO (Team: A.F.F.)
17- Michael HORSCH (Team: Central United)
21- Miguel ASSIS (Team: Atlético Jutense)

Attackers:
9- TALES Sobrinho (Team: EC Elville)
10- Setembrino VELÓRIO (Team: Ranca Toco)
18- BALTAZAR (Team: SC Lasft)
19- Francisco COUTINHO (Team: Supersônicos)

Coach: RIVALDO SODRÉ (Former Assistant Coach)

Formation:

--------------------Matogrosso--------------------
--Vandick----Wantuirso----Namarra---Alessandrini--
----------Kantamir----Barbosa----Resitiv-----------
-------Velório---------Baltazar------Tales----------

(Winners in Blue)

GAME 5
A3 Collonie vs. A2 Cookesland 5-4 (A.E.T)
GAME 6
B1 Jeru FC vs. B4 Abu Omar 3-0

Cookesland and Abu Omar are Eliminated.

GAME 7
A1 Sel Appa vs. A4 Qazox 1-0 (A.E.T)
GAME 8
B2 Cafundeu vs. B3 Reineberg 2-0

TOMORROW'S MATCHES:
GAME 9:
A1 Sel Appa vs. A3 Collonie
GAME 10:
B1 Jeru FC vs. B3 Reineberg
(losers are eliminated)
And the Wiki: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Oxen_CUP_1

ooc: eliminated before i even got to Rp :rolleyes: oh well just my luck..

ooc: eliminated before i even got to Rp :rolleyes: oh well just my luck..

Sorry.. I did say it would start once I got 8 teams. But at lest you finsihed technically better than Abu Omar.. right?

Jeruselem training camp

Dazza:
"That's better team. That's what football is all about we can do a lot better than that. A few things like being too rough is not on. This is football not a war. I do not want you injuring other players because you're army people and think you are tougher. Get that, play fair and play clean. second thing, keep the noise down. You lot are noiser than the crowd and noiser than me in the bedroom which is pretty damn noisy. You don't have to shout so much. Thirdly, stop that punching shoulder crap. Can you do that when we aren't playing football? Oh, none of that fake shaking your funny stick movement too. Can you please do that when people aren't looking. I don't want people to think this is the Gay Jeruselem Army team even if it is. Any questions?"

Daisy: "Are the frills on my team strip too distracting?"
Dazza: "No, that's OK. I think everyone watching the game knows you are Gay."

Grabber: "Have there been complains about me?"
Dazza: "Yes, a few female security guards don't like you. Keep your hands to yourself please."

Rambo: "Am I too rough?"
Dazza: "Yes, no double footed challenges please. You could be sent off"

Shorty: "Shorty, am I doing a good job?"
Dazza: "Yes, considering you are a 5 foot keeper - yes. Keep up the good work."

Knifer: "Can I do some cooking?"
Dazza: "No"

Shintaro: "Do they sell sticks around here?"
Dazza: "Yes, but buy them after the cup is over when we go home"

Mr Underwear Thief: "Err, these are yours Dazza" (hands over a bag of underwear)
Dazza: "No wonder I thought I lost it. Don't steal other people's stuff, if you must then steal my stuff."

Ox Man: "I scored a date yesterday. When I can meet her?"
Dazza: After the cup is over. You have two days there. Good luck. Don't do what Dazza does.

(Dazza goes all red)

Dazza: "Grabber, can you stop that! I'm not wearing undies. OK, do the obsticle course for the next hour and make sure you all keep up with each other. No slacking around and pretending to go around. I know when you lot are slacking around. sticky, you keep those hands off your funny stick and watch your team. If anyone is slacking around, tell them and report back to me when I return."

Sticky: "Where are you going?"

Dazza: "Oh, I need a shower because of Grabber here. He got me in a sensitive place. I just sprung a leak."

(Grabber smiles, Dazza runs off)

Sticky: "She's really hot for someone near 40."
Grabber: You can say that again.

(OOC: Sorry for the delay, but at least I'll get an opportunity to RP)

Style: +1
Formation: 3-4-3


(Starters in Green)

Goalkeepers:
01- Russ Sawchuk
10- Jamie Snell

Defense:
16- Fernando Sheratini
12- Chris Torresanto
22- Braden Tanzos
02- Alessandro Rizzo
18- Will Marrit

Midfield:
11- Allan Roberts
19- Luigi Toddeo
20- Tyler Cappena
24- Scott Young
23- Paul Clarkeson
17- Jeremy Tucker
13- Mark Bucharest
08- Shawn Zanchetti

Forward:
15- Jeff Choleworth
02- James D'Antorti
25- Curtis Ritchie
03- Matthew Donovan
27- Brandon Kettleby
07- David Loriero








(Coach) Vittorio Liuzzi: "Well boys, we have a very tough road ahead of us, and our loss to Cafundeu didn't make things any easier. You guys looked like a bunch of amputees out there! Especially you, Zanchetti, you don't have a goddamn pegleg so don't hobble around as though you do! If we expect to make it any further, we need to step things up a notch. Actually, more like five notches, but that's still manageable. Now, I know what you're all thinking, you're all thinking that Jeru FC is going to beat us into the ground like worthless little maggots, but that may not happen! You're the best young talent that Reineberg has, and it's up to you guys to show the world what we can do!"

Donovan: "We're doing our best, coach."

Liuzzi: "Oh, well in that case, disregard everything I just said. I wasn't aware you were doing your best."

Donovan: "Uh..."

Liuzzi: "I know you boys have it in you to win tomorrow's match, you just need to believe in yourself, for that's the place to start."

Bucharest: "And I say hey!"

Liuzzi: "...What? Nevermind, anyway, moving on, D'Antorti, you need to go on the attack more. You're dilly-dallying too much out there. I know you have a powerful kick, so use it, you're the best striker we have. Whenever you get the ball, just bring it up the field and kick it. We can't get any goals if you guys don't even kick the ball. And please, for God's sake, aim for the net."

Sawchuk: "And where were the defenders?! All I saw in front of me were a bunch of Cafundeu players! Especially that damned Tales dude, I was seeing so much of him that I was about to strike up conversation with him!"

Liuzzi: "We have quite a few things to work on before tomorrow's match, so let's get to work. Don't disappoint me, boys."

(Winners in Blue)

GAME 9:
A1 Sel Appa vs. A3 Collonie 2-1 (A.E.T)
GAME 10:
B1 Jeru FC vs. B3 Reineberg 0-0 (A.E.T) (Jeru FC wins 3-2 on PK to advance)

TOMORROW'S MATCHES:
A4 Qazox vs. A1 Sel Appa (If Sel Appa wins, there will be one more match tommorrow with the same two teams.)

B2 Cafundeu vs B1 Jeru FC (If Jeru FC wins, there will be one more match tommorrow with the same two teams.)

(losers are eliminated)
And the Wiki: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Oxen_CUP_1

At the Jeru FC training ground ...

Dazza: "OK, we're nearly finished here. Hey, why are you guys so tired? Aren't you supposed to be army people, the great defenders of our nation? Come on, I've trained schoolgirls fitter than you lot!"

Sticky: "Oh that, we're the guys who stand around and look good. We're not the ones they send to fight wars. We just guard things and shoot at stray dogs for fun."

Dazza: "Oh, I see. Never mind that. I didn't even do the hard stuff today and look at you lot. Right any questions before we finish? And where's Submarine gone?"

Submarine: "I'm here ..."
Dazza: "Oh there you are. That's alright. And Grabber ... stay where you are."
Daisy: Can I have a DazMania Dazza soft plush toy?
Dazza: Err, strange request but yes.

Grabber: Are you joining the armed forces?
Dazza: No, why?
Grabber: We need for women!
Dazza: No thanks. I get into enough trouble as I do already.

Mr Underwear Thief: "Here's your stuff back!"
Dazza: "Thanks, err this isn't mine."
Mr Underwear Thief: "Oh, oops ... I have to steal your stuff back and put the other person's stuff back. That will be done!"
Dazza: "Can't you stop at all? Never mind."

Rambo: "I can't play next game I can I?"
Dazza: "You got sent off for punching someone, it's a red card"

Knifer: "I've got a sore knee, I get a medical kit?"
Dazza: "You don't have a sore knee because I know when someone's got one and you aren't getting access to a scapel either."

(All quiet)

Dazza: "You can all go now. I'm packing all this crap."
Daisy: "I'll help out coach!"
Dazza: "Thanks Daisy, Grabber ... you are not helping out"
Grabber: "I was about to ask!"

(Daisy and Dazza are left alone)

Dazza: Why do want that doll?
Daisy: Oh I make dolls too!
Dazza: You're a funny army man, but a nice one.
Daisy: You're my hero Dazza. I want get enough money to have a special operation!

Dazza: So why are you in the army?
Daisy: Because it might make me a real man but it's not working
Dazza: I can see that.
Daisy: All I need is enough money! Then I'm quitting the army to pursue a new life.

OOC - OMG I won on PKs? WOW

OOC - OMG I won on PKs? WOW

Not "you".. your puppet did.. Jeruselem still sux at PK's...lol ;)

Game 11
A4 Qazox vs. A1 Sel Appa 2-1

Game 12
B2 Cafundeu vs B1 Jeru FC 3-2
Cafundeu advances to final, Jeru FC finishes in 4th place

(Winners in Blue)

TOMORROW'S MATCH:
Game 13:
A4 Qazox (2-1) vs. A1 Sel Appa (3-1)

(Winner advances to final, loser goes home in 3rd place)

And the Wiki: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Oxen_CUP_1

After the Cafundeu vs Jeru FC game ...

Dazza:
"OK everyone, no more football. It's over but we came 4th which is good for a team of Gays, Perverts and wannabe army people. It's been very entertaining training you lot. You aren't actually all that bad but we aren't good enough to beat a world class team like Cafundeu. Nothing wrong with that at all as no one expected you lot to win one game let alone two. Well, we have one week of R&R so make the best use of it whether if your whoring your way around the place or watching TV in your room all day. Saying all that, please don't break any local laws around here like stabbing people with sharp objects, or beating people up with big sticks or sexually harassing the local men and women. Questions?"

Daisy: "Does that include clothes shopping?"
Dazza: "Yes, you can go clothes shopping. I will"

Knifer: "Can I buy swords?"
Dazza: "No, because you can't take them home"

Ox Man: "Can I stay over my new girlfriend's place?"
Dazza: "We don't encourage it but go ahead."

Mr Underwear Thief: "I think these are yours!"
Dazza: "God knows what you do to the army women in Jeruselem. Poor women."

Sticky: "What happens if we are locked up for being too drunk?"
Dazza: ""I have to bail you out for some reason. I really don't want to see any of you locked up."

Grabber: "What about me? Will I be bailed out?"
Dazza: "Unfortunately yes. Ooooooh ..."
Grabber: "Sorry, can't help myself around you"

Dazza: "Any more questions? None? Well, I want to see you all in the morning before R&R starts."
Daisy: "Grabber! Wrong girl."
Grabber: "Sorry"

Dazza: "Anyway, good night everyone. And behave yourselves! Err, why did I say that - I know you guys will not. And Grabber, get ya hands off my breast."
Grabber: "Why's that?"
Dazza: "Err, I enjoy too much ..."

Sticky: "Oh, we forgot something!" (pulls out a large bunch of flowers) "We'd like to thank you for coaching us. I know we aren't the easiest lot to coach, so this is our thanks to you. No, we didn't steal it."
Dazza: "Thanks guys!"
Sticky: "Three cheers for the Village Bike, our Village Bike. The army's official pinup girl!"

Game 13:
A4 Qazox (2-1) vs. A1 Sel Appa (3-1) 3-3 A.E.T (PK 4-3)

(Winners in Blue)

TOMORROW'S MATCH:
Game 14:
A4 Qazox (3-1) vs. B2 Cafundeu (3-0)

(IF Qazox wins, there will be on more match, If Cafundeu wins, they win the tourney)

And the Wiki: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Oxen_CUP_1

Dazza had two tickets to the first grand final and was wondering what to do with the other one. She was standing outside her room when the Jeru FC player "Sticky" was walking past. He was all dressed up.

Dazza: Hey, what you doing tomorrow?
Sticky: Sleeping. Didn't have much luck with local girls. I need to learn Ox or whatever they speak I guess.
Dazza: Err, want to go the grand final?
Sticky: Well, if you're asking me, hell yeah!

Dazza: Well, it's better than asking Grabber!
Sticky: He's never going get a girlfriend.
Dazza: See you here tomorrow morning then.
Sticky: Oh yeah, I've got a date with Dazza!

Dazza: Well, lucky man. I don't like watching football games alone.
Sticky: Well, today wasn't so bad after all.
Dazza: Jeruselem chicks are better (smiles, kisses Sticky)
Sticky: I'd better not wake up now.

Wow I totally forgot abut this. I think I did good...

Game 14:
A4 Qazox (3-1) vs. B2 Cafundeu (3-0) 1-0

Congrats to Cafundeu, Winners of the 1st Oxen Cup!

And the Wiki: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Oxen_CUP_1

OOC Caf's in a roll! Congrats Caf! :)

"Sticky" woke up after a great day in Qazox. Having a breakfast with the coach, watching a Oxen Cup 1 grand final and then dinner with the coach - then a blur. He looked around with all his teammates in his room with big smiles and cheering him. He was puzzled why they were there and how they got, but it was probably "Mr Underwear Thief" who had broken into his room. He wasn't exactly alone in bed either, as Dazza Dallas was asleep in top of him. Both of them were not wearing anything so he figured what had happened.

Sticky: Wake up Dazza.
Dazza: (yawns) Good morning! Eh, that was a good night. God I'm a big whore. Had fun?
Sticky: Err, we're not alone.
Dazza: Oh ... the entire team are here.

(Team cheer and take pictures with their cameras)

Sticky: Well, I'll be an army legend now. Sticky does Dallas ...
Dazza: So team, you had good time in Qazox?

Team: YES COACH! STICKY IS THE MAN!

Sticky: Err, thanks. I'm not supposed to sleep with the team coach though.
Dazza: But I'm Dazza Dallas. They don't call me the "The Village Bike" for nothing. Anyway, we need a bath! (giggles)
Sticky: Well, I feel ... well Sticky
Dazza: (smiling) Well what are you waiting for?

(Naked Sticky and Dazza Dallas run into the bathroom, some giggling and rather loud moaning female noises from the bathtub)

Grabber: I've got a camera in there!
Daisy: She's the best football coach ever!
Grabber: This is our best ever trip overseas. We'll never forget it.
Shorty: I wish I was in there!

TITLE COMES AFTER A DIFFICULT GAME

With a team composed by stars of the past (Mercegues, Wantuirso and Vandick, for example), starts of the present (Matogrosso and Barbosa) and stars of the future (especially Tales and Assis), the team defeated Qazox with a goal scored in the first minutes of the second half. The team's formation was: Matogrosso, Vandick, Alessandrini, Namarra and Bonfim; Barbosa, Kantamir, Resitiv and Assis; Tales and Baltazar.

The first half was very disputed in the midfield, but ended with no goals. But Cafundéu returned better and more offensive for the second half, with Velório and Verdi in the places of Bonfim and Kantamir. With these changes, the team attacked more, and finally scored in the fifth minute with Tales, after receiving a pass from Resitiv.

The game ended and the players commemorated the title, which came after many good victories against teams of different levels of strength. The coach Rivaldo Sodré said: "It was a mix of young talent and experience. I see Tales, Assis and other players playing for the National Team in the near future, and it was good to see Vandick and Mercegues returning."