NationStates Jolt Archive

Official Announcement of the United States Senate

Dear Friends! Freemen! Allaneans!

For a long time, the United States has been a member of the Greater Prussian Empire. However, due to the latest developments in our political stance in the world, due to the lack of visible political activity from the GPE on the international stage, as well as a host of other reasons which are too complex to discuss in a simple press release such as this one.

We hope that this does not lead to a cooling of our relations with Derscon and the Maccabees, our most important partners in the Empire.

As always, our doors are opened to peaceful relations and trade with all nations.

This is all.

May God Bless Allanea.

Queen Mariah's secretary looked around the Queen's bedroom for the Queen herself. A trail of clothes lead to the bathroom. The large bathtub was all bubbles with a schorkel sticking out.

"Your majesty, I have some news from Greater Prussia." the secretary announced.

A head popped out of the bubbles "Hey, sorry I was just pretending I was swimming with dolphins! Go on" said the Queen.

"Allanea just left the Greater Prussian Empire" the secretary said.

"Again? I'll deal with it later. It's nothing really to worry about. Nothing really changes for Jeruselem. They are still our friends, Greater Prussian or not." Queen Mariah dismissed the news and resumed her underwater adventure.

Star Office, Kremlin Palace

"Now this is an interesting development." Xavier looked over the press release, not sure what to think, handing it back to the Foreign Minister. "A shame. Allanea has been a good partner of Prussia."

"Yes, but they've also been one of the reasons GP has had such a bad reputation." Xavier shrugs.

"One of. Don't issue a statement. Also, tell Marechal Brune to order the disbanding of the AVF, and make sure they're sent back to Allanea. They'll naturally be allowed back in as civilians, of course. I just want the military unit gone."

"Majesty, the Allaneans have left the Empire." John looked over at his wife, who was obviously mocking his title, "Really?" She nodded. "First they make Northrop-Grumman leave, now they leave! I will issue no statement, it is not worth our time, right now."