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Greetings, humans.

This is the Cultural Kin Lord of Machivellia Prime. The time has now arrived for the Great Gra'Thruum Feast! We invite all humans to come and revel with us for four nights, feasting on gra'thruum.
What is Gra'thruum? I am glad you asked, o wise human. Gra'thruum is the parasitic larvae we inject into our Leviathan herds. Each year, we put the eggs of the Gra'Thruum Fly into the massive bodies of the Leviathans we raise. The eggs hatch and then they devour their way through the flesh of the Leviathans untill they emerge three moons from now.
They are quite delicious! They are best eaten live and wiggling, do you can enjoy their squishy bodies exploding your maws....mmm! Of course, we know you humans like to spoil food with what you call "cooking it", so if you insist, we will cook the gra'thruum larvae.
There about 6 inmches long and have about 50 quivering milipede like legs to them. It is truly delicious!

Also...the Ascension of a new Kin Lord will be held there. In the great tradition of the Kin, the body of the now deceased Kin Lord Cha'mahl will be devoured by his eldest son, the soon to be new Kin Lord Gr'mahl the XXXIII. His spirit will be devoured by his son as we honor the passing of this great Kin Lord by devouring his flesh.
All praise the Gods and the Ancestors! May the spirit of the first Lord Grah'mahl be reincarnated in the flesh of his descendant, the soon to be Kin Lord Grah'maal the XXXIII.

Annoyed grey eyes stared across the desk at the short, almost stout, blonde woman’s boss. “You must be joking.”

Johnathan Currey, head of the International Relations Directorate calmly watched her back. “I’m not.”

“You can’t seriously be ordering me to eat bugs!”

The bearded man grinned. “I’m not ordering you to eat bugs. I’m ordering you to attend this event. It’s up to you whether or not you eat the food provided.” The hearty shudder that passed through the woman’s body was clearly visible, and Currey’s face became serious. “Jan, I need one of my best for this.” A fleeting smile touched his eyes. “If nothing else, you’ll get promoted to ambassador.”

Her eyes lit up. Ambassador was the coveted job title in the IRD. There were only about five currently, and in addition to the very nice pay scale, they also held commensurate responsibility. Usually a promotion to the second job of Undersecretary of Something came with that promotion. Sometimes a carrot is still the best trick. “Alright.”

Currey grinned at the woman who was about to become Seventh Ambassador Jan Maragno, Undersecretary for Making New Friends. “Don’t worry. It’ll be like ‘Pede-on-a-Stick.”

Shudder.

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To the Cultural Kin Lord of Machivella Prime:

I will be honored to attend the Great Gra’thuum Feast on behalf of my country, the Federation of the Sentient Peoples, and its ruler, the Imperial President, D’ron Smith, and to join in the celebration of the ascension of the soon to be Kin Lord Grah’maal the XXXIII to his position.

I shall be arriving on the first day of the feast by diplomatic courier.

Sincerely,
~Seven Ambassador Jan Maragno, International Relations Directorate, FSP

"Giant multipedial legged bugs you say?" Empress Kristina Schraepl II (http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/LeylaMilani6.jpg)asked. (OOC:Just to emphasive further posts)

"Have I ever been caught lying?" Derrick asked. The Empress rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"I guess not, are you going to come with me? I dont think someone as sexy as myself should go to that lace alone, as entertaining as it sounds." The Empress asked her husband. Derrick laughed.

"Ill have to be on call in case a War erupts, other than that sure. I can almost guarentee than these people have several kinds of stiff drinks for me to try."

"Then lets go." The Empress stood and preperations began for the pair to get to the coronation. "Its a shame Samantha is off on the other side of the planet in the war with Hamilay." The Empress added.

"I know. She could out eat, and drink us both when it comes to things like this." Derrick waited for the look he would get. The Empress gave it to him and he smiled. "And her nice curves are always a nice addition to the bedroom arent they?." Derrick said laughing. Instead of the smack he thought he would get he saw his wife nod in agreement and laugh.

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To: Cultural Kin Lord of Machivella Prime
From: Empress Kristina Schraepl II

We are honoured to recieve this invitation and shall arrive for the event on time to celebrate alongside you.

"Giant multipedial legged bugs you say?" Empress Kristina Schraepl II (http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/LeylaMilani6.jpg)asked. (OOC:Just to emphasive further posts)

"Have I ever been caught lying?" Derrick asked. The Empress rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"I guess not, are you going to come with me? I dont think someone as sexy as myself should go to that lace alone, as entertaining as it sounds." The Empress asked her husband. Derrick laughed.

"Ill have to be on call in case a War erupts, other than that sure. I can almost guarentee than these people have several kinds of stiff drinks for me to try."

"Then lets go." The Empress stood and preperations began for the pair to get to the coronation. "Its a shame Samantha is off on the other side of the planet in the war with Hamilay." The Empress added.

"I know. She could out eat, and drink us both when it comes to things like this." Derrick waited for the look he would get. The Empress gave it to him and he smiled. "And her nice curves are always a nice addition to the bedroom arent they?." Derrick said laughing. Instead of the smack he thought he would get he saw his wife nod in agreement and laugh.

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To: Cultural Kin Lord of Machivella Prime
From: Empress Kristina Schraepl II

We are honoured to recieve this invitation and shall arrive for the event on time to celebrate alongside you.


Ah yes..tell me, do you eat your honered dead as we do? If so, we shall save you a nice piece of the late Kin Lord. It would be our honor.

We will be having music played by "death metal" minstrels and also to celebrate contests of unarmed, open handed combat between our whelps and any young male human warrior who wishes to compete for the prise. The prize is the winners weight in gold dust!

I am unsure of human customs; were sort of a backwater planet as they say. But we also are procuring live "cows" from hymans for us to tear apart alive and feast on their warm, eaw flesh.

Please be aware that we might look strange to you. We evolved from scavengering creatures, so we eat raw mat and carrrion.
We are generally 5 feet or so taw, with what has been described by human prospectors as "sabretooth cat fangs" (?). We use this to kill prey to feast on. We also are wiry in build and are covered by a light tan fur. I have seen your pictures of a creature called the "hyena", and I suppose we resemble them the closest.
Please do not be frightened by our appearance. the Kin are gentle people and law abiding, except during the Season of Mating. But that is far off, in the time humans call June, when all male and femal Kin go into heat and mate indescriminate for a period of a week. It would not be wise to go then, as our males become very bold during that time and may act in an uncivillized manner during that time to any human females. We do not wish for your females to be hurt or violated by male Kin.
But besides the Time of Mating, when no human may be on Machivellia Prime, you are hereby authorized to participate in any Kin Feastival you desire to attend. You will be greeted by the Kin OverLord, the Supreme Lord of all the Federation of Machivellia Prime.
The Kin Overlord's name is Kin OverLord Sha'muhg the XXXXXXIII, who Ascended about a year ago after he successfully destroyed the Kin OverLord Pretender, his younger brother the Kin Priest Sha,thoom the XXXXXXIII. The Pretender killed the late OverLord Sha'mugh the XXXXXXII and hid his body so OverLord Sha'muhg the XXXXXXXIII could not devour his fathers flesh and Ascend to his fathers position as Kin OverLord.
Now that the Pretender is dead, things are back top normal here. Come visit us and have a great time.