Alcona and Hubris
09-03-2007, 22:31
Have you always dreamed of being a Prince or Princess?
Do you want to live a Castle on your own Private Island?
http://www.castlexplorer.co.uk/england/bamburgh/img/bamburgh1t.jpg
Live in a Palace where you’re waited upon hand and foot?
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Get to have Twenty-One gun salutes All the time?
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Have a yacht that is actually armed?
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Have…Power…Wealth…Fame…just because of who you are?
The picture fades to that of a tall man with a rather grey beard and a stocky build sitting behind a rather large desk. His head is completely bald.
Well folks, that dream may become a reality for one lucky contestant. My name is Sir Reginald Lightfoot and I am here to offer to you the greatest opportunity of a life time. Not a recording contract, or a modeling contract, but a crown. You heard me right, a crown.
Reginald stands up from his desk and walks over to a portrait of a family group in regal attire; it is covered in black bunting.
How can I be offering a crown? Because my homeland, the beloved United Duchies has suffered a most horrendous blow. Almost a year ago, the House of Crawford, our Grand Duke, his wife, daughters, grandson, and granddaughter in law all mysteriously vanished. As of now we have not located them, their bodies, or the ship that they vanished on.
As of yet we have not located an heir to the throne of the United Duchies. And circumstances leave us with little choice but to either find a new heir, or watch our nation disintegrate.
Sir Reginald moved back to the desk. So I, and my friend Rupert Murdock have developed a new reality series designed to find an worthy heir amongst the throngs of trillions that live in the world. To find a person of great character, nobility, intelligence and political savy to take the throne of the United Duchies in this time of need.
To Enter
Send a video tape, CD, or NS Tube link, or other form of visual media that includes age, nationality, sex, marital status, contact information and a brief explanation of why you think you would make an excellent monarch to:
UD Fox Broadcasting
1222 Broad Ave,
Torrhaven, Hubris 01-221023
United Duchies
Chosen contestants will be informed of their selection
Contest is not endorsed by the United Duchies Regency Council or any other member of the United Duchies government. Crown of the United Duchies based upon inheritance laws and international treaties of the United Duchies. Blood test needed to determine genetic ancestry from the Crawfords of Landing blood line. Alternative Prizes shall include title to a rather nice bit of land. Illegal in the United States and any other nations that bar citizens from being awarded titles by foreign states. Must become Alconian citizen before coronation. Participants will sign away any residuals rights to profits made by Fox or Lightfoot media from airing of said media
Do you want to live a Castle on your own Private Island?
http://www.castlexplorer.co.uk/england/bamburgh/img/bamburgh1t.jpg
Live in a Palace where you’re waited upon hand and foot?
http://www.hawaiischoolreports.com/images/palace001.jpg
Get to have Twenty-One gun salutes All the time?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/56/CanonSalute.jpg
Have a yacht that is actually armed?
http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/tigers_yacht.jpg
Have…Power…Wealth…Fame…just because of who you are?
The picture fades to that of a tall man with a rather grey beard and a stocky build sitting behind a rather large desk. His head is completely bald.
Well folks, that dream may become a reality for one lucky contestant. My name is Sir Reginald Lightfoot and I am here to offer to you the greatest opportunity of a life time. Not a recording contract, or a modeling contract, but a crown. You heard me right, a crown.
Reginald stands up from his desk and walks over to a portrait of a family group in regal attire; it is covered in black bunting.
How can I be offering a crown? Because my homeland, the beloved United Duchies has suffered a most horrendous blow. Almost a year ago, the House of Crawford, our Grand Duke, his wife, daughters, grandson, and granddaughter in law all mysteriously vanished. As of now we have not located them, their bodies, or the ship that they vanished on.
As of yet we have not located an heir to the throne of the United Duchies. And circumstances leave us with little choice but to either find a new heir, or watch our nation disintegrate.
Sir Reginald moved back to the desk. So I, and my friend Rupert Murdock have developed a new reality series designed to find an worthy heir amongst the throngs of trillions that live in the world. To find a person of great character, nobility, intelligence and political savy to take the throne of the United Duchies in this time of need.
To Enter
Send a video tape, CD, or NS Tube link, or other form of visual media that includes age, nationality, sex, marital status, contact information and a brief explanation of why you think you would make an excellent monarch to:
UD Fox Broadcasting
1222 Broad Ave,
Torrhaven, Hubris 01-221023
United Duchies
Chosen contestants will be informed of their selection
Contest is not endorsed by the United Duchies Regency Council or any other member of the United Duchies government. Crown of the United Duchies based upon inheritance laws and international treaties of the United Duchies. Blood test needed to determine genetic ancestry from the Crawfords of Landing blood line. Alternative Prizes shall include title to a rather nice bit of land. Illegal in the United States and any other nations that bar citizens from being awarded titles by foreign states. Must become Alconian citizen before coronation. Participants will sign away any residuals rights to profits made by Fox or Lightfoot media from airing of said media