NationStates Jolt Archive

Addressing all nations,

My nation, the proud dictatorship of Brittannius, has a history of refusing to stand for policies and ideals that would weaken the resolve of the country. One such policy has been the laughable idea of "multiculturalism", where several cultures can co-exist at peace in a single nation. That anyone at all thought that this was a good idea is bad enough, but now that it has become accepted practice worldwide... it makes me sick.
Crime rates have soared worldwide due to racial intolerances. Immigration has made things worse. Now a Sunni and a Shi'te could fight each other anywhere in the world, instead of refining their conflict to the Muslim World.
Do we really need this? Why do we want mixing of races, and racial impurities, when the world could be clean, pure and segregated? Expel your foreigners, people of the world, and send them back to where they came from.

To Brittannius:

I support your movement but I myself shall not do so as foreigners which come to live in Strator are more likely to slip up, Then I shall have more slaves to sell!

Addressing all nations,

My nation, the proud dictatorship of Brittannius, has a history of refusing to stand for policies and ideals that would weaken the resolve of the country. One such policy has been the laughable idea of "multiculturalism", where several cultures can co-exist at peace in a single nation. That anyone at all thought that this was a good idea is bad enough, but now that it has become accepted practice worldwide... it makes me sick.
Crime rates have soared worldwide due to racial intolerances. Immigration has made things worse. Now a Sunni and a Shi'te could fight each other anywhere in the world, instead of refining their conflict to the Muslim World.
Do we really need this? Why do we want mixing of races, and racial impurities, when the world could be clean, pure and segregated? Expel your foreigners, people of the world, and send them back to where they came from.

Harsh one, aren't you?

To: Brittannius

The nation of Honako has quickly looked at, laughed at and dismissed this foolish and ignorant proposal that all nations should be rid of the so called racial 'impurities'.

But we suppose everyone is entitled to there own view, though in are ideals governments with these viewpoints should not be allowed to govern...

Honako Independence Commission

Kalathash accepts citizens of any race. Genetic background is not an issue. They are however, expected to adapt to Kalathashi culture. That said, there is room for variation within the culture, provided that certain essential elements are adhered to.

Kalathash accepts that multiple cultures and multiple races are not the same thing.

In the Englar Empire, we are having problems with barbarians in our nation. We brought them here to clean our sewers and similar tasks that Englar citizens didn't want to do, but now they are causing us a lot of trouble. It's not strictly a racial thing, since some (but not all) of the barbarians are of the same race as Englarians.

The solution to your problem is simple. Cleanse your barbarian class so it contains only racial purebloods who do not contribute enough to society. Make them the cleaners and such. Under no circumstances should you dirty your nation with impure races. You will find that very shortly you will have a happy, stable nation.

The Colony of Audeamus And Tuebor accept immigrants. Although if they try to enforce their foreign views into society they are expelled.

Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry

'Muliculturalism' is indeed a dead idea and one that deserves only pity and scorn. All those in Skgorria who are not of our glorious race must be hunted down and wiped out like the vermin they are. Take note, and beware the great Zionist-Bolshevik conspiracy.

From the Minister for Brittannian Foreign Policy,

It is excellent to see so many nations with the right and just ideals regarding racial impurities. If anyone is aware of a region or alliance for nations sharing these noble beliefs, could they please post on this forum or send a wire to Brittannius? The dictator would be most pleased.

Somewhere in the bowels of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs offices

"...no, seriously, it's actually from a national government."

"Uh, okay, I'll see if the boss wants to sever diplomatic ties or something."

"I don't think we have diplomatic relations. I've never even heard of this country before."

"How do you spell it?"

The bureaucrat handed the indignant postcard to the other bureaucrat. The other bureaucrat typed the name into his computer.

"No, nothing. Must be some prank or one of those nutjobs in the forest who won't pay taxes and think they're an independent country. Or it's a new one and not in the database. I can handle this."

Taking a piece of paper, he wrote:

Dear "nation" of Britanuicus. Thank you for your correspondence regarding multiculturalism and immigration issues. You are disgusting, evil, reprehensible, awful, and vile. As if anyone would run their country based on your nonsensical ramblings.

I remain, sir, your most humble servant.

Donald Pettigrew
Deputy Assistant Head Chief Mail Sorter

You will find that very shortly you will have a happy, stable nation.

Kind of ironic that crime is currently "a problem" in your nation, isn't it? :p

From the Minister for Brittannian Foreign Policy,

It is excellent to see so many nations with the right and just ideals regarding racial impurities. If anyone is aware of a region or alliance for nations sharing these noble beliefs, could they please post on this forum or send a wire to Brittannius? The dictator would be most pleased.

If it means that much to you, why don't you just found your own region?

Why am I giving you advice, anyway?

To Brittannius:

Do you want any torture devices? I sell sets of them

To the Dominion of Strator,
At the present time the Government of Brittannius is looking at a number of cost-effective information and confession extraction tools from a different contractor. Such tools include:
Fingers in the desk drawer,
A copy of illegal text e.g. the Koran placed on the head, the head subsequently hit with hammers,
Ice baths,
Wire mattresses attached to car batteries,
and a number of others.
However we believe that there may be a place for your nation in the newly-formed Confederacy of Purity. If interested send a wire to the Brittannius Foreign Ministry.

The Minister for Brittannian Foreign Policy

OPEN LETTER

Any foreigners that wish to flee the tyranny that is being imposed by the Dictatorship of Brittanius are more than welcome to come to the Empire. The Empire has, over the years, been forced to adapt to multi-cultural and multi-religious situations with the acquisition of various islands and other land areas. We will allow people fleeing such tyranny a three-year work visa, after which time, we can decide whether a grant of permanent residency or renewal of the visa is possible (note, refugee status is only granted in extreme circumstances, most people that claim refugee status within the Empire get granted the three-year work visa with possible grant of permanent residency or renewal of the visa)

Signed

Rt. Hon. Kate Bradley
Minister of Immigration
Nationalist MP for North-Eastern New Leinster

Give me your tired, your hungry, your poor
I hold my lamp beside the golden door.

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Official Diplomatic Communique


Whilest the United States of Cookesland finds you actions atrocious, The USC will take any immigrants being forced out of these countries by nativist movements. They are free to obtain visas or apply to become US citizens.

Best Wishes,
Steven Andolor
Steven Andolor
Secretary of State
The United States of Cookesland

Zambistan wishes to have a conference with any nations who would be willing to take action against the oppresive regime of Brittannius. We would wish to discuss not only economic but covert military operations or full blown invasion as well.

We cannot stand by while hundreds of poor people are being killed for no reason but racial intolerance. To stand by and do nothing is to approve of the misdoings of this small, pathetic nation of rascists. If no nations join us in discussing the options, Zambistan will bring upon Brittannius the fires of several hells. A land, an ecosystem, a geographic point which has in any way helped in creating such an ideology needs to be effectivily wiped clean from the earth's face.

We will tear down thier monuments, so no remnent of thier history remains; we shall kill thier children, so no more of thier spawn shall cover the earth; we shall radiate thier lands and water so that no more life can climb the same ideological ladder as they did.

Or we can punish them and make them change thier ways, without need of a war. Then again Zambistan could simply invade and add Brittannius as a new province.

We cannot stand by while hundreds of poor people are being killed for no reason but racial intolerance. To stand by and do nothing is to approve of the misdoings of this small, pathetic nation of rascists. If no nations join us in discussing the options, Zambistan will bring upon Brittannius the fires of several hells. A land, an ecosystem, a geographic point which has in any way helped in creating such an ideology needs to be effectivily wiped clean from the earth's face.

As far as we know, no one is being killed, just being deported. In any case, it would be almost as bad to try and force our ideals on them. The best we can do is try to make them see reason, and help those people ousted by Brittannius.

We will tear down thier monuments, so no remnent of thier history remains; we shall kill thier children, so no more of thier spawn shall cover the earth; we shall radiate thier lands and water so that no more life can climb the same ideological ladder as they did.

So, essentially, you believe that the best solution would be to stoop to their level, or possibly even lower?

Thats how we do it in Zambistan.

your loss i guess

The nation of Hamturwinske will welcome with open arms any refugees deported from or fleeing Brittannius. Upon arrival, immigrants will be be allowed to apply as citizens. Under our constitution, citizens will not be denied any right on basis of race or religion (provided that their religion within itself does not cause physical harm to others).

With deepest sympathy,

President J. A. Erwin

Firstly, the nation of Honako has previously displayed disgust at the actions of this nation - though sadly currently can not take any large amounts of immigrants into its country due to a rising conflict.

Zambistan wishes to have a conference with any nations who would be willing to take action against the oppresive regime of Brittannius. We would wish to discuss not only economic but covert military operations or full blown invasion as well.

We cannot stand by while hundreds of poor people are being killed for no reason but racial intolerance. To stand by and do nothing is to approve of the misdoings of this small, pathetic nation of racists. If no nations join us in discussing the options, Zambistan will bring upon Brittannius the fires of several hells. A land, an ecosystem, a geographic point which has in any way helped in creating such an ideology needs to be effectively wiped clean from the earth's face.

Honako agrees that the policies of this nation are shocking, and would join you at a conference though is sure a little persuasion could be used before an invasion - something that we cannot do at the moment.


We will tear down thier monuments, so no remnent of thier history remains; we shall kill thier children, so no more of thier spawn shall cover the earth; we shall radiate thier lands and water so that no more life can climb the same ideological ladder as they did.

Or we can punish them and make them change thier ways, without need of a war. Then again Zambistan could simply invade and add Brittannius as a new province.

Hmm...this on the other hand we shall not endorse.

The Honako Independence Commission

Ann Smith of the Department of Yorklin's Foreign Affairs Sector and Robert Hunnigen of Yorklin's Foreign Affairs Intelligence Sector stood before the President who was seated at his desk. The USNAR Council members were there in the room as were called for in such cases.

Ann: "Mr. President I know you appreciate cutting to the facts, so I will. On the 27-02-2007 the nation of Brittannius addressed all nations claiming multiculturalism is a laughable idea and that all nations should expel their foreigners and send them back to where they belong. Brittannius is run by a dictatorship but I am sure you see my sectors cause for concern."

Robert: "Mr. President, Ann said it herself. This "nation" is run by a dictator with a obvious racial complex. The Intelligence sector has this so called nation on dossier and we have been watching him for some months now. We still, as before, see no need for concern. This guy is just talking big when he knows he is small."

Ann: "With all-do-respect Mr. Hunnigen, I think you and your sector are wrong. Mr. President this isn't mealy some small time dictator. His influence like any other dictator shouldn't be taken for granted. What I and my sector are concerned with is firstly that his influence is felt all over the world as his ideologies slowly sink into the heads of other dictators, causing them to do the same thus causing a ever growing flow of immigrants. Now his influence may take months, years or even a few decades but never underestimate dictators and their ideologies. Secondly it may be a safe bet that the Sunni and Shi'ite won't be showing up at our Boarder Control to become citizens, however there are also many other innocent people looking for a home. As you know just trying to immigrate into our region, especially Yorklin, is difficult as it is built on the science and technology industries and many of these people come from a nation that has very little of these well entrenched industries as we do."

Robert: "Thanks for the speech Ann but again, many of these people are of a religious mind and many are of low education. I don't think they would choose their new home to be a nation and region where the government doesn't sway to religious dogma and a nation and region that is built just like you said on science and technology. Not to mention, just a few weeks ago, we had some Muslim protests over our freedom of speech laws. They then didn't like it either when it was pointed out by the Yorklin Times that if they don't like free speech, they shouldn't live in a nation and region where that freedom is held close by the people. Mr. President I'm sure you can see how there isn't a cause for concern here. If any of these immigrants do come to our door, they will have to go through the same rigorous process like everyone else, that is after all our immigration law."

The President stood and turned his back to the others so he could look out of his window. He thought for a few minutes, then turned back to face them.

President Yorklin: "What has the USNAR Council have to say?"

USNAR Council Member G Phillips: "Miss Smith is correct in her concern, but Mr. Hunnigen is also correct in how, if any, immigrates come to our door, how it will play out."

The President nodded. He knew Phillips was the USNAR Council's best mouth piece for what they were thinking.

President Yorklin: "Very well. We shall watch Brittannius and its dictator. The Intelligence sector shall watch him and the Affairs sector shall write up on any of his influence. Both shall keep me up to date. Thank you that will be all."

As Ann and Robert leave the Presidents room and head to the elevator hall, the Presidents door is closing and the words "warfare and aid" are heard before being lost to the sound of the door shutting.

With that it was clear, Yorklin and its region shall watch Brittannius and its dictator, and any influence it may have on other like minded nations and regions.

The Dominion of Strator will declare war upon any country which approaches Brittanius with hostility in mind. A nation is just that, it can follow its own laws and customs and should not be forced to changed at the whims of any other nation. I have taken my stance gentlemen, I hope not to have to show my opinions through violence, but this is the descision of the Stratorian government. Please note that Strator is a country built on war, every last mothers son of my people can fight, it is quite touching to see that even those who have missing limbs still will add many even more notches to their pistols.

The Foreign Affairs building mailroom once again erupted into paroxyms of laughter over the war threats, but this time a young keener with an eye on becoming Head of something someday sent the letters along to another ministry which might actually do something... it filtered through the bureaucracy for most of the day before resulting in a press release.

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MINISTRY OF CITIZENSHIP AND IMMIGRATION
8 Place Paul Langlois, Neorvins

In view of recent information received by the government of Kelssek, the following nations have been added to the Automatic Status List. With immediate effect, all persons from these nations applying for refugee status in Kelssek will have their applications granted automatically.

- Strator
- Brittannius

In some circumstances, help in leaving the country can also be arranged for persons fearing imminent persecution by the authorities in all nations on the Automatic Status List. All Kelssekian overseas missions shall render any aid necessary to such persons.

Michelle Reely
Press Secretary

We do not agree with your appraisal of the benefits of cultural diversity. We have only recently arrived on this world, and have spent some time watching the indiginous cultures it supports. When we were forced to flee our old homeworld, we lost much of what we have accomplished, however, we have not lost our ability to work as one with the various sub cultures which made our empire a powerful planetary force. Our old world was once fragmented as this one is. Over the millenia, we learned to become one. No longer did anyone group seek to seperate itself from the whole of our species. Instead, we embraced the contributions each culture had to offer, rejecting all that was negative and keeping only the best aspects of all of them. Racial purity is a myth, and a bad one at that. Our race was forced to undergo voluntary genetic alteration, in order to survive on this new world and to be compatable with the indiginous species. While the modifications were very minor, racially speaking, we ceased to be the genetic species we were and instead became something better, a new race incorporating some of the best features of this worlds races. What are genetic differences after all but a different flavor of life. What matters is what is in the hearts and minds of a people, not what lurks in their DNA. This is a lesson we learned only after millenia of struggle and pain. Wasting precious time and effort in an effort to remain genetically and culturally distinct is not only wasteful and futile, but is very damaging to the very concept of evolution and growth. In time, like us, your cultures will grow and expand to conquer all before it. Space, time and even mortality were once deadly enemies of our people, now, by working together, we have achieved dominance over them. We welcome immigration from other nation states, and hope that we can benefit this new world as much as it has already benefitted us.

HRM Lowell 1st. Relannae

You have the support of my people Brittannius Hail I putforth my hand in friendship Brittannius i prepose a millitary alliance. and if you wish to deport racial minorities send them to Me.
My biological weapons program needs test subjects. pay a vist to my capital Pavia we can hunt those filthy vermin.

emperor Van Stone

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In some circumstances, help in leaving the country can also be arranged for persons fearing imminent persecution by the authorities in all nations on the Automatic Status List. All Kelssekian overseas missions shall render any aid necessary to such persons.

Damn decent of you, but it's kind of asking for trouble, if you ask me. Trouble here meaning: :sniper:

Like I said, Although I support the movement I do not remove foreigners from my country, they make great slaves. It helps make my people love their country more to see immigrants become slave, so here I salute foreigners and all their weird ways and ideas.

Damn decent of you, but it's kind of asking for trouble, if you ask me. Trouble here meaning: :sniper:

OOC: That's a standard for that "List of evil countries we don't like", actually. But not that it'd really have any impact within these two countries since I don't think I have a diplomatic mission within a nad's crotchet of them. Still, hey, if you took the trouble to come all the way to our border, you can come on in. And if these guys feel so strongly about bleeding hearted people smugglers helping their labour force escape en masse, they're entirely welcome to try to muster up the logistics to send an army pretty much to the other side of the planet and be the Liechtenstien to my Switzerland. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6415531.stm)

The people in Strator are perfectly happy so long as they abide the laws. I am not in the mood to start a war so I simply request politely, do not send your propaganda into my country or else you will find so very displeasing things will happen.

Foreigners are bad news, my Nation is built up of pure citizens. My Nation is heavily reliant on the secrecy of its military operations and if I allow strangers to immigrate I could be opening the doors for hundreds of spies. In my opinion people born in a country, stay in that country. That is the way of the world. :mp5:

The people in Strator are perfectly happy so long as they abide the laws.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure your slaves are perfectly happy with their lives.

I am not in the mood to start a war so I simply request politely, do not send your propaganda into my country or else you will find so very displeasing things will happen.

Told you so, Kelssek. :mp5:

I'm actually pretty curious to see how this plays out.

In my opinion people born in a country, stay in that country. That is the way of the world.

If that were the case, there would probably be about eight or nine countries in the world today.

Addressing all nations,

My nation, the proud dictatorship of Brittannius, has a history of refusing to stand for policies and ideals that would weaken the resolve of the country. One such policy has been the laughable idea of "multiculturalism", where several cultures can co-exist at peace in a single nation. That anyone at all thought that this was a good idea is bad enough, but now that it has become accepted practice worldwide... it makes me sick.
Crime rates have soared worldwide due to racial intolerances. Immigration has made things worse. Now a Sunni and a Shi'te could fight each other anywhere in the world, instead of refining their conflict to the Muslim World.
Do we really need this? Why do we want mixing of races, and racial impurities, when the world could be clean, pure and segregated? Expel your foreigners, people of the world, and send them back to where they came from.

what you should do is comb the country from west to east, and north to south. We of F1 Insanity believe special 'deployment squads' could do the task with minimal bother to the local population.

This is most excellent, we get even more immigrants eager to make good for themselves, sustaining our population growth in spite of falling birthrates, while the psychotic "purity"-obsessed nations reduce their populations to approximately five.

Official Communique From The Skgorrian Foreign Ministry To The Government Of Kelssek

Stop being such a smug smart-arse and go and bother someone who cares. Let Brittanus act how they wish, they are a sovereign nation.

Besides, you in Kelssek all smell of poo-poo

:(

Oooooooooooooooooooh Burn!!!

Consternation and sorrow arose when the message of intolerance arrived in our country. It is likely to fan xenophobia amongst the people of Britannius and to aggravate the already grave situation of all foreigners who live there.

We explicitely welcome the decision of several more magnanimous countries around the world to open its doors to all those who suffer from discrimination for one single reason: Being who they are. With a clear majority including many votes from opposition parties, the parliament has decided that Saidercray shall follow these nations and shall join their initiative. We will receive everyone who wants to flee from Britannius and Strator and wishes to start a new life without being hated or discriminated against. Like other immigrants, they will bring new opinions and new way of lives to our country and will once again allow us and themselves to continue the neverending process of learning from each other, which has made Saidercray a peaceful and tolerant state which is proud of its great variety.

With the same distinctness, we urge all nations, independent of their opinion on immigration, not to allow this conflict to escalate. It is not the time for rattling the sabre nor is it the time for menacing. Our main concern does have to be the fate of the people in trouble who need our help. If we fill our hearts with hate for some governments, there is no place in our hearts for the love for the distressed, and if we double up our hands, we have no hand left for joining hands with them.

Melanie Wathers
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The United Republic of Saidercray

Kingdom of Altanar
Ministry of State

It is with great sorrow that the Kingdom of Altanar notes the continued tendency towards xenophobia and discrimination that is followed in some nations. For the past seven years, our nation has had in place a "World Haven" program, in which we provide expedited immigration processing, and assistance with education, housing and employment, for refugees seeking to flee such unfortunate circumstances. We are proud to join the other nations that have offered such assistance in response to the actions of the government of Brittannius.

While we would prefer to avoid judgemental or confrontational statements in regards to the immigration and citizenship practices of other nations, we would encourage such governments to consider changing their stance. Altanar has found an open and civilized immigration and citizenship policy to be a great benefit to our nation, rather than an impediment, and our government feels other nations would benefit from similar practices.

Nelron Khiskithy
Minister of State
Kingdom of Altanar

The Empire of Relannae applauds the progressive, mature and humane stance on the current critical immigration issue, in place in the Kingdom of Altanar.

We also join them in offering highly expidited processing for all oppressed and/or endangered refugees.

Our nation knows what it is like to be homeless, and we offer comfort and aid to all in need. Furthermore, we offer material and financial assistance to any nation who assists in this effort. We can provide food products, clothing, fuels for heating, prefabricated housing units, medical assistance at all levels, communications assistance, and assistance with organization and logistics. We also offer to function as a sort of international clearinghouse to serve as a logistical headquarters for resource management and refugee placement. After our recent arrival from our original home world, we already have the necessary software and procedures in effect to function in this capacity. We will simply scale up the systems already in place. The Imperial Government has already ordered our geo-science division to begin terraforming of a new continent to rest just to the south of ours. This will be used as a refugee placement area for those in need or fleeing oppressive governments.

Kingdom of Altanar
Ministry of State

It is with great sorrow that the Kingdom of Altanar notes the continued tendency towards xenophobia and discrimination that is followed in some nations. For the past seven years, our nation has had in place a "World Haven" program, in which we provide expedited immigration processing, and assistance with education, housing and employment, for refugees seeking to flee such unfortunate circumstances. We are proud to join the other nations that have offered such assistance in response to the actions of the government of Brittannius.

While we would prefer to avoid judgemental or confrontational statements in regards to the immigration and citizenship practices of other nations, we would encourage such governments to consider changing their stance. Altanar has found an open and civilized immigration and citizenship policy to be a great benefit to our nation, rather than an impediment, and our government feels other nations would benefit from similar practices.

Nelron Khiskithy
Minister of State
Kingdom of Altanar

Kingdom Of Llanoran Official Statment From His Majesty King Owain

Dear Fellow States,
I wish to make it known, our position on the subject of foreigners. Llanoran welcomes all people from all nations into it's paradise. However, all immigrants must immediately rid themselves of any of their previous racial or national identity and become commited to the national cause. Any immigrant found paying homage to their previous homeland or race in the form of symbols, flags, songs etc, shall face imediate exportation.

Regards
King Owain Of Llanoran

To the Nations It May Concern,

The nation of Broshia is quite distressed at the state of ignorance so many of these poor, misled nations have fallen into. We also stand firmly by the belief that immigration and emigration are the foundation of all functional nations.

Thank you for your time,
The Most Serene Republic of Broshia

P.S.
If the world were ruled by women, we would all be sitting at afternoon tea discussing charities and education, not feuding over the validity of the anti-immigrant belief.

The Dominion of Strator will declare war upon any country which approaches Brittanius with hostility in mind. A nation is just that, it can follow its own laws and customs and should not be forced to changed at the whims of any other nation. I have taken my stance gentlemen, I hope not to have to show my opinions through violence, but this is the descision of the Stratorian government. Please note that Strator is a country built on war, every last mothers son of my people can fight, it is quite touching to see that even those who have missing limbs still will add many even more notches to their pistols.

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Official Diplomatic Communique

you're joking right?



Sincerly Yours,
Steven Andolor
Steven Andolor
Secretary of State
The United States of Cookesland

The Dominion of Strator will declare war upon any country which approaches Brittanius with hostility in mind. A nation is just that, it can follow its own laws and customs and should not be forced to changed at the whims of any other nation. I have taken my stance gentlemen, I hope not to have to show my opinions through violence, but this is the descision of the Stratorian government. Please note that Strator is a country built on war, every last mothers son of my people can fight, it is quite touching to see that even those who have missing limbs still will add many even more notches to their pistols.



The nation of Broshia is offended that you would sterio-type all nation rulers as men, even gentlemen. We pity your ignorance.

To Cookesland:

No, I am not joking. I like war and this is a good excuse to start one, and now that my army is no longer stopped from mobilising, I CAN DESTROY THE WORLD!!! but for now I think I will just settle for just going to war.

This is most excellent, we get even more immigrants eager to make good for themselves, sustaining our population growth in spite of falling birthrates, while the psychotic "purity"-obsessed nations reduce their populations to approximately five.

you get nothing but welfare cheats

And your august government, without access to our statistical or demographical data, knowledge of our social services or tax systems, or even the most rudimentary knowledge of our diverse and muticultural nation, makes this assertion based on...?

I concur!

all who agree say aye

"AYE"

Goddamn Jolt

If the world were ruled by women, we would all be sitting at afternoon tea discussing charities and education, not feuding over the validity of the anti-immigrant belief.

That is an excellent example of why women must not rule the world, or even be permitted to hold any public office.

Regards
King Owain of Llanoran

That is an excellent example of why women must not rule the world, or even be permitted to hold any public office.

Regards
King Owain of Llanoran


And that is why men should all be enslaved and locked in cages. The only reason women should even keep them alive is to replenish the sperm banks. Otherwise, we have no use for such an inferior being. THe 'Y' chromosome is shrinking anyway, so we don't have to wait too much longer.

Very Sincerely,
Queen Phamqui of Eilonwii

hey, thats what we do with our women!? you are a copycat

Slyphe-Indian second-generation immigrant, Dr. Meera Bhaskal MD., a gene therapy specialist and weekly columnist for the Times has composed an open letter to the government of Britannius, asking for the scientific validity of his ideas about "racial purity".

That is an excellent example of why women must not rule the world, or even be permitted to hold any public office.

Regards
King Owain of Llanoran

And that is why men should all be enslaved and locked in cages. The only reason women should even keep them alive is to replenish the sperm banks. Otherwise, we have no use for such an inferior being. THe 'X' chromosome is shrinking anyway, so we don't have to wait too much longer.

Very Sincerely,
Queen Phamqui of Eilonwii

Can't we just agree that you're both sexually biased? When did this become a debate about gender superiority anyway?

if women ruled the world, we'd get nuclear war just because one woman leader would insult another's hair.

Many apologies for any unintended slight. I certainly would never only consider men to be fit to rule. My wife, the lovely Empress Tearre would have me flogged if I did. She is responsible for most of our nations more progressive social and educational programs.

The nation of Broshia is offended that you would sterio-type all nation rulers as men, even gentlemen. We pity your ignorance.

Having just arrived on this world, our nation would in no way tolerate any attempts to destroy it. Before you attempt such a task, keep in mind a few things.

1. Our culture has perfected the arts of war over a period of close to 500,000 of your years.

2. Our weapons technology includes such devices as space time resonance cannon and other items which make even antimatter power look puny in comparison. Imagine a weapon which directly utilizes the energy which holds the universe itself together.

3. Although we only fight in defense, do not make the mistake of thinking we are a pacifist nation. Every man, woman and child in our Empire is or will be a fully trained combat veteran by the time they are 30.

4. Our interdimensional teleport technology allows us to place our military wherever they are needed for maximum effect, and remove them quickly before they take a lot of casualties.

5. I personally lead our military.

Keep these facts in mind if contemplating any action which could injure the planet as a whole.


To Cookesland:

No, I am not joking. I like war and this is a good excuse to start one, and now that my army is no longer stopped from mobilising, I CAN DESTROY THE WORLD!!! but for now I think I will just settle for just going to war.

We also offer to function as a sort of international clearinghouse to serve as a logistical headquarters for resource management and refugee placement.

We thank the Empire of Relannae for its kind statements of support. We would be pleased as well to offer any assistance we can to their offer to form an international effort to help place and assist refugees.

Nelron Khiskithy
Minister of State, Kingdom of Altanar

Your help would be greatly appreciated. Our major problem is personnel. With a lot of our people still arriving from our old home world, logistically, we do not have enough personnel to efficiently organize the refugee area in a timely manner.

If you could send us medical personnel, engineers and general labor, we would more than welcome the help. In exchange, we will educate your personnel in the technologies they will be working with and allow them to bring these new technologies back to your nation once the situation is resolved. Simple molecular synthesis to make simple materials from raw energy. Medical technologies such as the regenerator, which is capable of repairing any injury by analyzing the DNA and applying our above mentioned synthesis technologies to wounds to immediately rebuild damageed areas so that they match what the patient's DNA says should be there. The regenerator can also be used to give genetic enhancements to personnel in order to allow them to more efficiently do what they want in life. Increases in strength, endurance, intelligence, speed and agility are just a few of the more minor possibilities.

Also our anti radiation drugs and universal antiviral agents such as Arethrazine will also be shared. We will also share surgical skills, and engineering techniques saving your people many many years of time and research.

We thank the Empire of Relannae for its kind statements of support. We would be pleased as well to offer any assistance we can to their offer to form an international effort to help place and assist refugees.

Nelron Khiskithy
Minister of State, Kingdom of Altanar

To Cookesland:

No, I am not joking. I like war and this is a good excuse to start one, and now that my army is no longer stopped from mobilising, I CAN DESTROY THE WORLD!!! but for now I think I will just settle for just going to war.

yeah you do that :rolleyes:

Many apologies for any unintended slight. I certainly would never only consider men to be fit to rule. My wife, the lovely Empress Tearre would have me flogged if I did. She is responsible for most of our nations more progressive social and educational programs.

We of Broshia except your apology. We're very happy that there are some intelligent rulers out there.

Your help would be greatly appreciated. Our major problem is personnel. With a lot of our people still arriving from our old home world, logistically, we do not have enough personnel to efficiently organize the refugee area in a timely manner.

If you could send us medical personnel, engineers and general labor, we would more than welcome the help. In exchange, we will educate your personnel in the technologies they will be working with and allow them to bring these new technologies back to your nation once the situation is resolved. Simple molecular synthesis to make simple materials from raw energy. Medical technologies such as the regenerator, which is capable of repairing any injury by analyzing the DNA and applying our above mentioned synthesis technologies to wounds to immediately rebuild damageed areas so that they match what the patient's DNA says should be there. The regenerator can also be used to give genetic enhancements to personnel in order to allow them to more efficiently do what they want in life. Increases in strength, endurance, intelligence, speed and agility are just a few of the more minor possibilities.

Also our anti radiation drugs and universal antiviral agents such as Arethrazine will also be shared. We will also share surgical skills, and engineering techniques saving your people many many years of time and research.

While we were not expecting such generosity, it is most deeply appreciated. We would be pleased to send the 5th and 31st Royal Army Combat Engineers Brigades to assist you with these efforts, as well as a handpicked team of civilian engineering, medical and laboring personnel to assist. We already accomodate refugees here in Altanar, but would welcome the opportunity to help another land do the same.

Nelron Khiskithy
Minister of State, Kingdom of Altanar

*Puts a grenade into Relannae's stargate and completely and utterly destroys Relannae's population*

:p

We thank you for the help. I will send a diplomatic courier with a set of maps and instruct him to coordinate your efforts with ours. I have already assigned the 21st Imperial Marines Rescue and Recon Division to the task of setting up comfortable refugee camps, we can integrate your units with them. Together, I think we can handle the influx.

While we were not expecting such generosity, it is most deeply appreciated. We would be pleased to send the 5th and 31st Royal Army Combat Engineers Brigades to assist you with these efforts, as well as a handpicked team of civilian engineering, medical and laboring personnel to assist. We already accomodate refugees here in Altanar, but would welcome the opportunity to help another land do the same.

Nelron Khiskithy
Minister of State, Kingdom of Altanar

Stargates are a rather primitive technology. They require a station on both ends, we do not.

*Puts a grenade into Relannae's stargate and completely and utterly destroys Relannae's population*

:p

*Puts a grenade into Relannae's stargate and completely and utterly destroys Relannae's population*

:p

Think you're real big, don't you? :rolleyes:

Size is not always the most important attribute. Knowledge and Experience can make up for a lot.

As an example... Picking a fight with a culture that has just successfully navigated a distance of over 287 Million Kiloparsecs without losing a single ship out of a fleet of over 20,000 is not a good idea. Especially when they brought the bulk of their military vessels with them. In cases like this, Diplomacy is highly recommended. And it is especially moronic to threaten to destroy the planet they have just arrived on...

A very long time ago, we learned that war is not something to be entered into lightly. Most of our military technology was developed during a series of wars with a rather nasty race of beings who were intent on conquering and enslaving just about every other race out there. They had gone unapposed until they found us. After over a hundred thousand years of almost constant combat on many fronts, we finally were able to defeat them.

As a result of this, we fight in self defense, but we fight to win. We do not hold back, we do not broker deals. As a matter of fact, the word politics is not even in our dictionary. We have one leader who is responsible for the safety of all of our people. I take this responsibility very seriously.

For the most part, we have found almost all of the nations of this world to be peaceful in nature, with a genuine wish to work together. There are however, some, who seem to regard their power as a toy and make idle and childish threats against those that they do not agree with. And it would seem, without getting so much as the least bit of intelligence data to find out just who they are risking a fight with. This is both rash and irresponsible. I see it as only a matter of time before leaders such as this, find themselves at the business end of a row of sharpshooters, after the revolution that is. And in nations like these, there are ALWAYS revolutions eventually.

So to answer your question.. No we do not consider ourselves big. We do however, consider ourselves civilized. And yes we do consider stargate and other wormhole technology to be primitive and somewhat dangerous. Stations are too easily blocked or desroyed when needed the most, and they draw an enormous amount of power, even for small hops of under a light year or so.

We will be offering a large amount of our technology to nations who we feel can be trusted with them in the near future. Nations like Strator will not be on that list until they learn responsibility and cooperation.

Think you're real big, don't you? :rolleyes:

Size is not always the most important attribute. Knowledge and Experience can make up for a lot.

As an example... Picking a fight with a culture that has just successfully navigated a distance of over 287 Million Kiloparsecs without losing a single ship out of a fleet of over 20,000 is not a good idea. Especially when they brought the bulk of their military vessels with them. In cases like this, Diplomacy is highly recommended. And it is especially moronic to threaten to destroy the planet they have just arrived on...

A very long time ago, we learned that war is not something to be entered into lightly. Most of our military technology was developed during a series of wars with a rather nasty race of beings who were intent on conquering and enslaving just about every other race out there. They had gone unapposed until they found us. After over a hundred thousand years of almost constant combat on many fronts, we finally were able to defeat them.

As a result of this, we fight in self defense, but we fight to win. We do not hold back, we do not broker deals. As a matter of fact, the word politics is not even in our dictionary. We have one leader who is responsible for the safety of all of our people. I take this responsibility very seriously.

For the most part, we have found almost all of the nations of this world to be peaceful in nature, with a genuine wish to work together. There are however, some, who seem to regard their power as a toy and make idle and childish threats against those that they do not agree with. And it would seem, without getting so much as the least bit of intelligence data to find out just who they are risking a fight with. This is both rash and irresponsible. I see it as only a matter of time before leaders such as this, find themselves at the business end of a row of sharpshooters, after the revolution that is. And in nations like these, there are ALWAYS revolutions eventually.

So to answer your question.. No we do not consider ourselves big. We do however, consider ourselves civilized. And yes we do consider stargate and other wormhole technology to be primitive and somewhat dangerous. Stations are too easily blocked or desroyed when needed the most, and they draw an enormous amount of power, even for small hops of under a light year or so.

We will be offering a large amount of our technology to nations who we feel can be trusted with them in the near future. Nations like Strator will not be on that list until they learn responsibility and cooperation.

Well answered, but I was, in fact, referring to Strator.

Forgive me. I am still getting used to your planetary communications system and I admit that our translation system is still playing catchup. :)

Well answered, but I was, in fact, referring to Strator.

Official Communique
Kryozerkian PMO
Subject: Military and Finacial Assistance Programme

To the delegates and representatives of those helping the refugees flee and seek sanctuary,

We are a large nation with many resources and an ample standing military that remains at Defcon 4 at all times. Our military has large post-modern divisions that use Mechanised Infantry and Mobile Suits. This equipment and the capable men and women can come to your assistance if you require military assistance.

We can also provide the network to help escort the refugees to safety.

However, for legal reasons, we cannot accept any refugees ourselves. We have strict religious laws and we are unaware if the people would be able to comply with our strict anti-religion laws. For that reason, we are keeping our borders closed, but offering assistance to hose who are going to help the refugees escape.

If it comes to war, we can supply armaments and other resources that can put the insubordinate nation of Brittanius. The nation and its sigificant ally will never know what hit it.

Our Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Ministry of Military Affairs are both open for foreign powers to seek assistance with. Send in your requests and they will allow your requests to bypass traditional redtape imposed to help ensure the diplomatic process can work.

Sincerely,
Krystal Kane
Right Honourable Prime Minister
The United Commonwealth of Kryozerkia

Greetings from the people of Relannae.

We too have used Powered Battle Armor (Mobile Suits) for many millenia. I would like to propose a cross training program between our new nations. I feel we could teach you many new and innovative tactics for dealing with aggressive nations, and at the same time, I believe our people would benefit from learning about the techniques currently employed by the other nations of our world. We would also be open to an exchange of technology. We have perfected many advances in our Imperial Marine drop troop units. The most notable beign the technology of molar valence. With this technology, it is possible to build a suit of solid state armor with very few if any moving parts. The molecules of the suit itself rearrange to form weapons and other needed equipment, based on the input of the wearer. We have also developed what we call soft armor. This highly resilient undersuit increases the protection to the wearer by a factor of 135% over sstandard meta-crystalline armorine suits. Additional improvements in battlefield data systems and AIs have also been quit useful in the past. Please feel free to contact us if you feel you may be interested in these proposals.

We too have very strict laws regarding religion. We generally discourage any practice of any religion in th epublic venue. We only allow it's practice in the home. After many millenia of dealing with religious zealots and the damage they can cause, this seemed to be the most effective means of putting a stop to the insanity. We very seldom have to enforce these laws nowadays. Most people in our culture have developed beyond the need for a god or goddess image to make life bearable. Instead they have learned to trust in themselves and have a much higher sense of self esteem as a result. We did note that in ancient days, when these ordinances went into effect, we saw a 45% drop in the crime rate over a the first five years they were in effect and our educational stats as well as economic stats went up beyond all expectations.


Official Communique
Kryozerkian PMO
Subject: Military and Finacial Assistance Programme

To the delegates and representatives of those helping the refugees flee and seek sanctuary,

We are a large nation with many resources and an ample standing military that remains at Defcon 4 at all times. Our military has large post-modern divisions that use Mechanised Infantry and Mobile Suits. This equipment and the capable men and women can come to your assistance if you require military assistance.

We can also provide the network to help escort the refugees to safety.

However, for legal reasons, we cannot accept any refugees ourselves. We have strict religious laws and we are unaware if the people would be able to comply with our strict anti-religion laws. For that reason, we are keeping our borders closed, but offering assistance to hose who are going to help the refugees escape.

If it comes to war, we can supply armaments and other resources that can put the insubordinate nation of Brittanius. The nation and its sigificant ally will never know what hit it.

Our Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Ministry of Military Affairs are both open for foreign powers to seek assistance with. Send in your requests and they will allow your requests to bypass traditional redtape imposed to help ensure the diplomatic process can work.

Sincerely,
Krystal Kane
Right Honourable Prime Minister
The United Commonwealth of Kryozerkia

Addressing all nations,

My nation, the proud dictatorship of Brittannius, has a history of refusing to stand for policies and ideals that would weaken the resolve of the country. One such policy has been the laughable idea of "multiculturalism", where several cultures can co-exist at peace in a single nation. That anyone at all thought that this was a good idea is bad enough, but now that it has become accepted practice worldwide... it makes me sick.
Crime rates have soared worldwide due to racial intolerances. Immigration has made things worse. Now a Sunni and a Shi'te could fight each other anywhere in the world, instead of refining their conflict to the Muslim World.
Do we really need this? Why do we want mixing of races, and racial impurities, when the world could be clean, pure and segregated? Expel your foreigners, people of the world, and send them back to where they came from.

*throws cow shit at you*

By order of myself

I. P. Freely,
Minister in charge of Stupid Tactics

Greetings from the people of Relannae.

We too have used Powered Battle Armor (Mobile Suits) for many millenia. I would like to propose a cross training program between our new nations. I feel we could teach you many new and innovative tactics for dealing with aggressive nations, and at the same time, I believe our people would benefit from learning about the techniques currently employed by the other nations of our world. We would also be open to an exchange of technology. We have perfected many advances in our Imperial Marine drop troop units. The most notable beign the technology of molar valence. With this technology, it is possible to build a suit of solid state armor with very few if any moving parts. The molecules of the suit itself rearrange to form weapons and other needed equipment, based on the input of the wearer. We have also developed what we call soft armor. This highly resilient undersuit increases the protection to the wearer by a factor of 135% over sstandard meta-crystalline armorine suits. Additional improvements in battlefield data systems and AIs have also been quit useful in the past. Please feel free to contact us if you feel you may be interested in these proposals.

We too have very strict laws regarding religion. We generally discourage any practice of any religion in th epublic venue. We only allow it's practice in the home. After many millenia of dealing with religious zealots and the damage they can cause, this seemed to be the most effective means of putting a stop to the insanity. We very seldom have to enforce these laws nowadays. Most people in our culture have developed beyond the need for a god or goddess image to make life bearable. Instead they have learned to trust in themselves and have a much higher sense of self esteem as a result. We did note that in ancient days, when these ordinances went into effect, we saw a 45% drop in the crime rate over a the first five years they were in effect and our educational stats as well as economic stats went up beyond all expectations.

To the good people of Relannae,

The governing Parliamentary and Privy Councils of Kryozerkia and her citizens would like to begin by extending an olive branch as a symbolic gesture, so that there may be peace between our two nations.

We would firstly like to offer to form an alliance with you that would involve open trade, which would go beyond the economy. The alliance would also give our nations softer border rules and allow us to participate in war games that would allow for us to utilise the other's wartime knowledge.

We would like to secondly invite your leaders to meet with ours so that we may foster positive and productive diplomatic relations with each other, as well as give you a plot of land on which to build your nation's embassy within our nation.

Sincerely,
Krystal Kane
Right Honourable Prime Minister

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The Empire of Relannae would consider it an honor to ally with your nation. Before settling on this world. We sent advanced scouts to determine the state of this planet. Your nation scored among in the highest 5% of all in honor, responsibility and trustworthiness.

We accept your proposal and will dispatch a diplomatic mission immediately. Our Ministry of Foreign Affairs will coordinate with their counterparts in your nation to finalize the details. We will also institute the soft border policy to your citizens and personnel. I will instruct our Minister of Defense, Grand Marshall Hendron, to immediately contact your military leaders and arrange for the crosstraining.

We also offer you a 5 acre site in the garden area of Relanne City for your embassy. This location has the added advantage of being located next to a private airstrip which you may use. Almost all of our craft are VTOL and do not require the strip, but it was here when we arrived. :)

I will assign Vice Minister Caela Taranne as your diplomatic contact within our government. She has many decades of experience and will do what she can to ensure a smooth embassy setup and trade negotiations.



To the good people of Relannae,

The governing Parliamentary and Privy Councils of Kryozerkia and her citizens would like to begin by extending an olive branch as a symbolic gesture, so that there may be peace between our two nations.

We would firstly like to offer to form an alliance with you that would involve open trade, which would go beyond the economy. The alliance would also give our nations softer border rules and allow us to participate in war games that would allow for us to utilise the other's wartime knowledge.

We would like to secondly invite your leaders to meet with ours so that we may foster positive and productive diplomatic relations with each other, as well as give you a plot of land on which to build your nation's embassy within our nation.

Sincerely,
Krystal Kane
Right Honourable Prime Minister
The United Commonwealth of Kryozerkia

Oh, think of the genes!

Valhallja's vast battalions of genetically altered super-soldiers wouldn't be standing tall and proud now, if it wasn't for the genes of foreigners! Take their best traits, and rule out the rest!

Also, if the dark gods and alien deities get bored with sacrifices of homeless people, you can always throw in a bunch of foreign-scum to please what lurks beyond!

And heck, what would be the TV programme without those lovely "Wanna live here, fight for it"-shows?

Seriously, foreigners are great fun!

Come forth, unwanted people of Brittannius, if you enjoy genesplicing, wolfriding and the occasional raid into the neighboring countries - we want you! (and even if we don't want you that much, a lot of our heathen-gods need bloodsacrifices... so, if you got nowhere better to go or do anyway... there is always some cosmic evil waiting for YOUR blood in Valhallja)

OOC: Relannae, I don't think we should hijack this thread any more, as much as it's amusing. I started a thread over in II so we can continue over there.

Clicky! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12445730) :)