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PNN Press Release (attn: Allanea)

Pilon
23-02-2007, 17:55
Pilonese Network News

Phoenix Corporation Press Release

Marketing Analysts have released a report indicating an increasingly large percentage of Allanean Banks have been joined into the Phoenix Corporation. While the exact percentage tends to fluctuate in the tumultuous Allanean Economy, there is little doubt that the Phoenix Corporation is now a major player in the Allanean Banking system. Like in Pilon, Phoenix Corporation Banks are stipulating more direct control over companies who take out loans in Allanea, and while there is no true way to measure the exact amount of influence Phoenix Corporation has gained over the Allanean Economy in the past months, it can definitely be described as "a lot" of the Allanean Economy is now influenced by Pilonese Financial Advisers.

When questioned about this move by the economic giant, the marketing representative from Phoenix Corp had this to say. "It is the hope of Phoenix Corporation that using a more direct hand in Allanean business will help to quell some of their eccentricities that have caused problems in the past. While we cannot be held responsible for the actions of the Allanean Government, and wouldn't want to be in that position given their tendencies, we have the hope that a more level headed voice can help to stop Allanean businesses from causing the same kinds of problems their government often finds themselves in.

You wouldn't, for example, find an incident like the Borisfish Debacle, coming from a business that listens to the advice of Phoenix Corp, and I firmly believe that an Allanean business attempting that sort of activity would quickly find themselves in want of further funding."


In a separate report, Phoenix Corp released a report indicating careful audits of the funding will be conducted in the hopes of quelling future funding of "freedom fighter" groups, which are classified as Terrorist Activities by Pilon and will no longer be tolerated by any business that engages in business with Phoenix Corporation. Additional activities that will not be tolerated include acts of piracy and engaging in business with known Pirate and Terrorist organizations.