The Holy Castor
11-02-2007, 14:04
The Sultanate of The Holy Castor opens it's borders to the neighboring countries in the South Pacific as a way of celebrating the upcoming Festival of the Hanky-Panky!
As you are no doubt aware, The Festival of the Hanky-Panky occurs every two decades and is a very important time in our culture. Our religious ways forbid us from any Hanky-Panky except during the festival, and this is enforced by our patanted un-breakable titanium Chastity Belt technology. This festival is the only time people are allowed to take off their chastity belts, so naturally the place get's a bit stinky during the begining of the festival.
Taxes are forbidden by our religion, so as of yet the only way we have to inject money into our government is by purchasing a surprisingly expensive Chastity Belt key from the 'Department of Motor Vehicles And Hanky-Panky' at the time of this festival.
Naturally, your age has to be a multiple of twenty to enter the country during this festival, as our populous can become rather randy at this time, to the point where they don't know what's going where and when.
We hope you enjoy your time here at The Holy Castor and hope you take many boxes of contraceptives (our main export) with you on your trip back home.
((OOC: I'm not sure on how this forum works exactly, so this is basically a 'testing the waters' post. Any advice for a newb?))
As you are no doubt aware, The Festival of the Hanky-Panky occurs every two decades and is a very important time in our culture. Our religious ways forbid us from any Hanky-Panky except during the festival, and this is enforced by our patanted un-breakable titanium Chastity Belt technology. This festival is the only time people are allowed to take off their chastity belts, so naturally the place get's a bit stinky during the begining of the festival.
Taxes are forbidden by our religion, so as of yet the only way we have to inject money into our government is by purchasing a surprisingly expensive Chastity Belt key from the 'Department of Motor Vehicles And Hanky-Panky' at the time of this festival.
Naturally, your age has to be a multiple of twenty to enter the country during this festival, as our populous can become rather randy at this time, to the point where they don't know what's going where and when.
We hope you enjoy your time here at The Holy Castor and hope you take many boxes of contraceptives (our main export) with you on your trip back home.
((OOC: I'm not sure on how this forum works exactly, so this is basically a 'testing the waters' post. Any advice for a newb?))