Rave Shentavo
06-12-2006, 05:44
Attention United Empire Allies:
Water balloons, hoses, large buckets, obnoxiously large lakes, and rain has been banned from the territory of the three united empires due to the fact that Tarlachia utilizes the above to get me, Ravelyn Shentavo, the empress of these countries, drenched. Water balloons were the original instigator of this incident. I was walking down the street in a brand new shirt I had custom made for me from Sigma Octavus, which produces basically everything, especially really good cookies. Anyway, a Tarlachian was visiting my fair empire and decided it would be funny to throw a water balloon at me and ruin my new shirt. Such audacity will not be tolerated!
I thought it would stop there, but I was wrong. Not but a month later, not only was I rained on, poured water over with a large bucket, and received more water balloons, I was thrown into a lake. I thought that the black T-shirts were signs of peace offerings from other nations, but these events still occur. Therefore the aforementioned have been permanently banned. Water is not allowed within two hundred feed of me, save for showers, bathes, and…well that’s all I really need. During this time, no one is to be near me unless I give them written permission or am otherwise involved.
To the leader of Tarlachia:
No, no, no my dear. It ends here. No more wet T-shirts for you!
-Ravelyn Shentavo
Empress of the Three United Empires
Water balloons, hoses, large buckets, obnoxiously large lakes, and rain has been banned from the territory of the three united empires due to the fact that Tarlachia utilizes the above to get me, Ravelyn Shentavo, the empress of these countries, drenched. Water balloons were the original instigator of this incident. I was walking down the street in a brand new shirt I had custom made for me from Sigma Octavus, which produces basically everything, especially really good cookies. Anyway, a Tarlachian was visiting my fair empire and decided it would be funny to throw a water balloon at me and ruin my new shirt. Such audacity will not be tolerated!
I thought it would stop there, but I was wrong. Not but a month later, not only was I rained on, poured water over with a large bucket, and received more water balloons, I was thrown into a lake. I thought that the black T-shirts were signs of peace offerings from other nations, but these events still occur. Therefore the aforementioned have been permanently banned. Water is not allowed within two hundred feed of me, save for showers, bathes, and…well that’s all I really need. During this time, no one is to be near me unless I give them written permission or am otherwise involved.
To the leader of Tarlachia:
No, no, no my dear. It ends here. No more wet T-shirts for you!
-Ravelyn Shentavo
Empress of the Three United Empires