Allanea
13-11-2006, 04:12
Somewhere in Allanea
“Sir, it seems the leader of the Fourth Reich wishes to attack us.”
“What the hell? What is the Fourth Reich?”
“I don’t know, I never heard of them.”
“Do you know what technology they will use?”
“Not the slightest idea, Mr. President.”
“Okay. In this case, listen to my instructions here, Pavel. Here’s what you need to do. Activate the bluewater navy. Activate the Marines and Mechanized Infantry. Put the Air Force on Alert 3.”
“Why not Alert 2?”
“Alert 2 is not appropriate for these circumstances.”
“What?”
“I said it’s not appropriate for the circumstances, what’s unclear about that?”
“Yes, Mr. President, I will be onto it. Should we make a media announcement?”
“No need. Save that for when they actually attack.”
“Yes, Sir.”
“Sir, it seems the leader of the Fourth Reich wishes to attack us.”
“What the hell? What is the Fourth Reich?”
“I don’t know, I never heard of them.”
“Do you know what technology they will use?”
“Not the slightest idea, Mr. President.”
“Okay. In this case, listen to my instructions here, Pavel. Here’s what you need to do. Activate the bluewater navy. Activate the Marines and Mechanized Infantry. Put the Air Force on Alert 3.”
“Why not Alert 2?”
“Alert 2 is not appropriate for these circumstances.”
“What?”
“I said it’s not appropriate for the circumstances, what’s unclear about that?”
“Yes, Mr. President, I will be onto it. Should we make a media announcement?”
“No need. Save that for when they actually attack.”
“Yes, Sir.”