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13-09-2006, 03:55
Tarasovka; Wombat News
Citing emotional humiliation and a variety of painful physical positions, all of the ladies of negotiable virtue involved in Vigvar State Documents Typography and the Shakhovskoy Fund's latest high concept venture (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497564) have pulled out only days before the photo shoots were to be, uhh, shot. Said Lady Lirella Meraia Keral, the Kajali Imperatrix and head of state of the Four Worlds of Kajal, aka Harlot, "First this photographer tells me to go down. Then he tells me to go under. Then he says do the post. Guess what - my lips can only be in one place at one time, darling. You want me to work the post AND go down AND do an under? That's minimum, two-and-a-half sessions."
Added Countess Helen of Adrienople, aka Infamy ("They've all got it in for me!"), "This lighting guy kept screaming 'mind the gap, mind the gap!' and to me, that means only one thing and I didn't bring the right equipment for it."
Virginie Merlot, aka Obsession, stated, "This gaffer looks at me like I'm crazy because I won't 'toss the tresses'. Hey, that's a two-girl operation that also involves either a hotplate or a small crockpot, and I'm just one whore, so don't give me the crusty look, chummy." The girls also agreed that their dressing rooms "smelled musty" and that their scheduled pay-per-view lead-in - "Pantocratoria's AlCapones" - was a flawed and crass attempt at interpreting several Mario Puzo scripts as an ice dance show. Corporate sponsor Stuart Enterprises, which manufactures the Zantac Cereal Bar ("Munch The Pain Away") said it would give the organisers one week to find substitutes, preferably from the Amestrian fashion circuit or Theaon brothels.
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Citing emotional humiliation and a variety of painful physical positions, all of the ladies of negotiable virtue involved in Vigvar State Documents Typography and the Shakhovskoy Fund's latest high concept venture (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497564) have pulled out only days before the photo shoots were to be, uhh, shot. Said Lady Lirella Meraia Keral, the Kajali Imperatrix and head of state of the Four Worlds of Kajal, aka Harlot, "First this photographer tells me to go down. Then he tells me to go under. Then he says do the post. Guess what - my lips can only be in one place at one time, darling. You want me to work the post AND go down AND do an under? That's minimum, two-and-a-half sessions."
Added Countess Helen of Adrienople, aka Infamy ("They've all got it in for me!"), "This lighting guy kept screaming 'mind the gap, mind the gap!' and to me, that means only one thing and I didn't bring the right equipment for it."
Virginie Merlot, aka Obsession, stated, "This gaffer looks at me like I'm crazy because I won't 'toss the tresses'. Hey, that's a two-girl operation that also involves either a hotplate or a small crockpot, and I'm just one whore, so don't give me the crusty look, chummy." The girls also agreed that their dressing rooms "smelled musty" and that their scheduled pay-per-view lead-in - "Pantocratoria's AlCapones" - was a flawed and crass attempt at interpreting several Mario Puzo scripts as an ice dance show. Corporate sponsor Stuart Enterprises, which manufactures the Zantac Cereal Bar ("Munch The Pain Away") said it would give the organisers one week to find substitutes, preferably from the Amestrian fashion circuit or Theaon brothels.
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