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Cup of Harmony XXII
Dance2Spaam

Welcome to the Cup of Harmony XXII, for World Cup XXX. At the moment we are just taking signups for the competition, but feel free to also post your roster. We can tell you, however, that this competition will be using the same scorinator and RP bonuses as the bid for World Cup XXXI, so if you like it here, vote for us!

UPDATE: We're aiming for 32 teams, and we're looking pretty good. So we'll mirror this competition on the World Cup, except the group stage will have both home and away matches. Competition will start as soon as we get 32 signups.

UPDATE2: Draw on Saturday, competition to start Monday. Remember to post your Rosters!

UPDATE3: Competition starts Monday; don't forget to post your rosters!

Schedule

1 vs 3, 2 vs 4
1 vs 4, 3 vs 2
2 vs 1, 3 vs 4
4 vs 2, 3 vs 1
2 vs 3, 4 vs 1
1 vs 2, 4 vs 3


Group 1

Dance 2 Revolution (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11664895&postcount=82) (hosts) 30 24.13
Lisburn Mateys (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11655224&postcount=44) 55 10.83
The Mice of Miceland (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658966&postcount=56) 72 7.90
Demot (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11471239&postcount=34) 80 6.35

Group 2

Spruitland (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11664848&postcount=81) 23 30.49
Turori (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11662999&postcount=71) 47 12.29
Vilita (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11662469&postcount=66) 58 10.27
Alasdair I Frosticus (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11652530&postcount=40) 88 5.61

Group 3

Haraki (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11669226&postcount=87) 36 16.21
Sativaville 56 10.63
Raging Penguins (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11662402&postcount=65) 61 9.68
Sel Appa (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11662134&postcount=64) 100 4.00

Group 4

Tynelia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11655309&postcount=45) 43 14.51
Geisenfried (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11485559&postcount=38) 53 11.45
Virginia Nova 70 8.52
Errinundera (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658762&postcount=54) 108 3.71

Group 5

Wentland (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11660574&postcount=59) 34 18.02
Spaamanian Plijous (http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11644150&postcount=18) 52 11.55
System Karela (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658865&postcount=55) 73 7.14
Tocapa (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11657012&postcount=49) 110 3.44

Group 6

Vuam and Isma 39 15.35
Qazox (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658066&postcount=50) 49 12.10
Green Wombat 64 9.52
Aurendia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11662726&postcount=68) 78 6.38

Group 7

The Lowland Clans (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11661467&postcount=63) 44 14.21
Rorysville (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658586&postcount=52) 51 11.69
Marceau State (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658594&postcount=53) 63 9.63
Marion Oaks 2 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11646677&postcount=26) 150 1.77

Group 8

Magnus Valerius (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11664530&postcount=79) 37 15.60
Dorian and Sonya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11656632&postcount=47) 46 12.64
Az-cz (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11656966&postcount=48) 71 8.12
Elves Security Forces (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11655130&postcount=43) 74 7.14

Vilita Signs Up, assuming a reply is what does it.

Magnus Valerius signs up to participate in the CoH for the fourth time in a row! :D

Might as well.

VN will participate our selves to mediocracy

Turori as well? :)

Tocapa will fall again!

"Bit disloyal to enter the Cup of Harmony when we still have a chance of qualifying for the World Cup proper?"

"Sir, we have NO chance of qualifying for the World Cup. Let's enter before the big rush..."

Az-cz signs up for the Cup of Harmony.

The defenders sign up!

No goals is good goals!

Miceland Signs up

I'll sign up...
I'll try to find time to rp for this, I really will...

/me signs up

We're in it to win it ;)

The Holy Empire Football Association accepts the invitation.

HEFA will not be entering porn stars into the Cup of Harmony. HEFA in fact wishes to apologise for the misunderstanding over the nature of World Cup XXX, a misunderstanding which has caused the Association considerable embarrassment back home, and over which the Basileus has pronounced himself 'displeased'.

HEFA will in fact enter an actual team of proper professional footballers into a NSWCC tournament for the first time since WC7.

It's been a while, what with the rejects, criminals, dream simulacra and porn stars HEFA's been forced to field in its intermittent entries since the glory years.

we will sign up

Geisenfried signs up.

We lost by 1 stupid point. One!

Spaamanian Plijous Gulls

Alan Belmore (Captain) (Striker) (Goals: 21/14)
Jesse Jane (Midfielder)
Jenna Jameson (Midfielder)
Aria Giovanni (Midfielder)
Tera Patrick (Midfielder)
Briana Banks (Midfielder)
Janine Lindemulder (Defender)
Catalina Cruz (Defender)
Crissy Moran (Defender)
Kira Kener (Defender)
Savanna Samson (Goalkeeper)

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers N (Alan Belmore is always scorer)
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players Y (except Alan Belmore)
Godmod injuries to my players Y (except Alan Belmore)
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players Y (except Alan Belmore)
Godmod Other Events Y
Style: +1000000 (cos Belmore is that good)

The potoroos put their longfoots up.

How is it conducted?

This is not a sign up, but this is just to make it easier for me to monitor this thread

Errinundera

This tournament is conducted much like the WC. After signups have been completed (at the discretion of the hosts) a Thread is created that houses the rosters, RP's and scores (unlike the WC all these are in the same thread). Apart from that it is similiar in that there is a group stage and then afterward a knock-out stage with the winner of the knock out being the winner of the CoH. As for the losers of the Semi finals they battle it out for the 3rd place.

Tynelia signs up but will most likely be posting as tessan if the recent past is any indication. lineup will be the same as in the WC

Tessan however continues its boycott of all things promoting Harmony per decree of King John and will not participate

This is not a sign up, but this is just to make it easier for me to monitor this thread

Errinundera

This tournament is conducted much like the WC. After signups have been completed (at the discretion of the hosts) a Thread is created that houses the rosters, RP's and scores (unlike the WC all these are in the same thread). Apart from that it is similiar in that there is a group stage and then afterward a knock-out stage with the winner of the knock out being the winner of the CoH. As for the losers of the Semi finals they battle it out for the 3rd place.


Thanks, Bazalonia. We hope to be the champion losers.

The heretic Sonyanites will be sending the new CoH Champs Mystical Unicorns. Look out. Here we come.

Sel Appa will participate if space is still open.

Aurendia will participate.

GK - 1. Stephen Gagnier Jr. (Captain) - 17 saves
RB - 14. Zaxston Dennis III
CB - 6. Ricky Gamboa
CB - 5. Peter Donavan
LB - 3. Pat Boone
HM - 4. Scott Davis - 1 assist
RM - 7. Richard Crosby - 1 goal
CM - 8. George Hutchinson
CM - 9. Jamison Kirchenphad - 1 assist
LM - 11. Kyle Root
CF - 10. Matthew Force - 1 goal
Rest of the Team

GK - 13. Steven Redd - 3 saves
GK - 20. Albert Granger
D - 12. Christian Gonzalez
D - 2. Floyd Irish
D - 15. Dennis Jackson
D - 21. Eric Harrisson
M - 16. Miles Grundge
M - 17. Harry Brown
M - 18. Ron Cena
M - 22. Keemar Ward
CF - 19. Travis Morrisson
CF - 23. Bob Crante
MANAGERS:

Head Manager : Stephen Gagnier Sr.
Assisstant Manager : Zaxston Dennis I

Style: 100

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players Y , if reasonable
Godmod injuries to my players Y if reasonable
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y if reasonable
Hand out Red cards to my players Y if reasonable
Godmod Other Events Y

Woot! System Karela will have a style of -18446744073709551616 :D

Demot will test the waters of Harmony, hopefully with some success.

I will accept and join the tourny, im quite disapointed in the out come of the world cup, but there is always next time.

From: Donald Harmon, CEO, 자스연 (Jasīʼyūn)
To: Organizers of the Cup of Harmony

Our invitation appears to have been lost—many nationalized postal systems tend to be clueless when sending mail to the Unified Capitalizt States—but we hope it is still possible for our team to compete in the Cup of Harmony. We understand, of course, if this is impossible; however, we strongly encourage you to make it possible, and have sent 1 kg Au along with this letter for your trouble.

—Donald Harmon
Chief Executive Officer, 자본가는 스포츠 연맹을

(OOC: It can’t hurt to try :p )

We will be using the same roster (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11480114&postcount=36) as the WC.

Qazox and its puppet Sativaville will sign up for the 22nd CoH. Hopefully one of the two will do something.

(ooc: to spaam: I better get a win this time i'm 0-2-4 in CoH matches in Spaam LOL :p )

sativaville confirms it's palce in the CoH.

(Will pass out "Brownies ;) " to all countries in participation.

Green WOmbat will enter the CoH and wishes to be placed with Qazox so we can stomp those OXen down even more!!!!!

(ooc to Qazox: You suck ya jack-ass!!!)

Rorysville will accept the invatation to the CoH

and also would like to say Marceau will Sign up for this I'll confirm that later

Lisburn Mateys wish to accept the invitation.

Roster and so on will be posted when i get or it is confirmed that im in, i seem to be late

Confirming Marceau's ENtry into the CoH

Yeah, Satan. W00t. Let's play some footie, eh?

One spot left!

And Anathematic Republics is not elegible for the CoH.

The Imperial Squad for the Cup of Harmony

For the first time in a very long time, the Holy Empire Empire Football Association proudly announces a roster that consists entirely of professional football players.

Style:
Frosty Football is attacking football. The Holy Empire will be playing a 3-5-2 formation with overlapping wingers, often leading to a 3-3-4 formation when in possession. Style +3

Coach:
The legendary – and apparently ageless – Juan Tzimisces Jr.

GK:
Michael Palaeologo

DEF:
Isaac Comneno
Juan Tzimisces Jr. (son of the coach, and sole survivor from the pre-WC 25 plague-ravaged squad)
Isaac Angeluso

MID:
Gregoire Babouciso (from a family of immigrants from the New Montreal States)
Jorge Indicopleustes
Vincente Apokapes
Alfredo Botaniates
Bardas Scleruso

FOR:
Andronicus Curcuaso (CAP – was the only professional footballer in Team xXx, and is the sole hangover from the recent porn star embarrassment)
Nicephorus Phocaso

RP instructions: have fun, do whatever - except no deaths to the Tzimisces, please. Players with surnames ending in "-es" are from the Chaco region, a region of few people, but which produces many fine footballers - almost all of them known for their fiery temprement. Like Juan Tzimisces himself.




Subs - Make some up if you need any. Imperial names are put together by the following simple method: Surnames are taken from Byzantine history and are ‘hispanicised’ by adding an ‘o’ to the end (sometimes after dropping the last couple of letters – hence ‘Palaeologo’, not ‘Palaeologuso’); first names are either standard Western or Byzantine. The exceptions are those surnames ending with ‘-es’, which are used to represent the minority Chaco population, where instead the surname is left unchanged, but the first name is Spanish. Got it?

V&I sign up.

We at the V&I FA wish to express regret for lqck of communication. However, this is due to internet being cut from the kingdom, and the entire ressources of the country being mobilized to tackle the hard task of succeding higher studies.

And that is 32! Draw on Saturday, competition starts Monday. Don't forget to post your rosters!

Elven Times
The Marauders Harmony

Style Modifier: +2

Manager Fortendale Florintine
Age: 21,004
Florintine is entering his final two years of his contract after 10 years at the front of ESF football. He has a calm about him that demands respect from his players. In the Premiership, he manages the Char Sara Inferno which almost always finish in the top four of the league. Also believes that in order to suceed, you must attack at every oppurtunity or else the oppenent shall take advantage of you. When not drilling his players on the pratice pitch, Forty spends time at home with his wife, Jamie.

Assistant Michael Revtron
Age: 17,239
Fortendale's handpicked replacement, he has been studying for years under Florintine's hand, both on the national team and in the Premiership. Is more defensive minded than his mentor, but that has not proved any harm to the team, as their defence continues to improve with every passing day.

Goalie
0 Martin St. Louis
Age: 1306
St. Louis is quite strange. He is not tall like most keeps, and he likes to roam around the box far more than average goalies. However for all is reckless and unorthodox play, he is clutch when it comes down to pressure situations.

Defenders
12 Dwier Titenburg
Age: 1278
Titenburg has been the crackdown defender for the Marauders for as long as most people can remember. When the rest of the defence breaks down, it is always Dwier who comes back and saves the day. Unfortunately he has announced his international retirement following this Cup.

18 Liliam Kries
Age - 1245
A solid force in the back, who uses her great footwork and patience to frustrate strikers all throughout the match. Won Defender of the Year four years ago in the Premiership, becoming the first female to do so. He pin point marking and top notch tackling make her an important member of the backline.

17 D Ashley Walker
Age - 1221
Ashley is a talent through and through. She started her career as a striker and has moved her way back through the years due to an unfortunate knee injury during her prime. Though not as tough as she once was, she can still create magic off of set pieces and the occasional run. Likely to retire after the Cup, but will be looking to go out in suberb style.

13 Placibus Hardsworth ~ benched due to injury, replaced by: 23 Clint Centron
Age - 1142
Placibus is the strong and quiet one on the back line. He comes to the pitch day in, day out, and does what is expected of him without complaint. He will venture upfield during prolonged attacks and on set pieces, using the his thick skull to deliver past opposing keepers with a grin upon his face.

Midfield
9 Marsha Stone
Age - 1145
She is the midfield general and everyone on the team respects her play and personality as one, if not the, best on the team. Quick feet and thinking are just some of her great gifts. Everything about the lady demands attention and respect, even the way she carries herself, be it after a defeat or victory.

22 Rick Cuellar
Age: 1041
Rick is the playmaker in the midfield, with the uncanny ability to see plays developing before they happen. This leads to many assists for the youngster, and also the thanks of his strikers. If he contiues to develop at this rate, he might earn his way into the forward spot, hopefully where he will blossom into another legendary hero of the pitch.

24 Harden Swent
Age: 1057
Harden is a striker born and raised, but due to the other stars on the team, has to settle with playing from the midfield. His frustration in this somtimes relates to poor play on the pitch, with poor tackles and bad passes the norm in the frustration.

32 Samuel Tatum
Age: 1036
A youngster who takes the place of the retired Collins. He is a quality server and striker, who can play any of the top 6. Has a small tendancy to take occasional mental breaks in the game, but makes up for it with his play during the rest of the game.

Forwards
7 Kyla Night
Age - 1078
The "Devil's Kiss" looks to torment tdefenders much like she dies everywhere. Already the leading goal scorer in ESF history with 47 goals in 56 international appearances. She has the speed, the size, the athletic ability, and the mindset of a champion. She is the ultimate competitor and will likely be guarded by the best defender by the oppsition throughout the ESF' run.

8 Zacharius (C)
Age - 1189
A good striker in his own right, and is a master of the header. When paired with Night, he tends to get free and into excelent scoring positions. Married Night after the last Cup, and they have a child who will likely carry on in their parents place once they come of age.

Subs
50 GK Jeft Mathius
11 D Fred Michaels
40 D Kris Consmith
43 D Gabriel Florez
28 MF Carlos Dimitre
31 MF Roberte Supulveda
14 MF Justinian Constant
21 MF/AF Nikali Rikard
1 AF Victoria Riot
33 AF Ryan Riftin


St. Louis
Kries Titenburg Centron Walker
Stone Swent Tatum
Cuellar
Night Zacharius

Home
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Oli55/ESFsoccdark.png

Away
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Oli55/ESFsoccwhite.png

My opponent, if they RP first, may:
Choose my goalscorers N
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players Y
Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players N
Godmod Other Events Y

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9163/starlogo2ti.jpg
New formation on the cards?

Kits by Pumba.Inc
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9178/mateyshome8by.jpg http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4941/mateysaway1ye.jpg

home games played at National Stadium, Maze. Capacity = 69 950 (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e378/_pumba_1/Stadiums/ea23794a.jpg)


Manager - Paul Kirk

Style +1 formation = 4-3-3

Goalkeepers
01.Brian Livingston - 28/44 caps - Pika City (Qazox)
12.David Kirk - 35/2 caps Hillsborough Boys
18.David Webber - 23/1 cap - Ballymacash Rangers

Defenders
02.Andrew Stewert [DR] - 21/44 caps - Lisburn Distillery (2 goals)
03.Scott Mitchell [DL] - 26/12 caps - Crewe
13.Jonathon Bell [DC] - 29/24 caps - Lower Maze
05.Marvin Andrews [DC] - 33/49 caps - Hillsborough Boys (3 goals)
04.Manuel Gucho [DC] - 26/32 cap - Crewe (2 goals)
16.Chuck Gonzalo [DR] - 30/10 caps - Grappenhall (Bettia)
19.Christopher Reims [DC/L] - 24/4 caps - Downshire FC
23.Anthony Donaldson [DL] - 23/1 cap - Dunmour Hill

Midfielders
20.Stephan McNiece [MC] - 27/23 caps - Crewe (2 goal)
07.Chris Kingsberry [MR] - 26/34 caps - Lisburn Youth (2 goals)
11.Aaron McCann [ML] - 23/36 caps - Lisburn Distillery (3 goals)
15.Seamus O'Flannery [ML] - 25/10 caps - Crewe
22.David Irwin [DMC] - 33/12 caps - Ballymacash Rangers
21.Joey Huer [MR] - 20/2 caps - Lisburn Youth (1 goal)
06.Keith Livingston [MC] - 21/44 caps - Hillsborough Boys (7 goals)

Attackers
09.Amusi Akobyi - 33/45 caps - AS Timiocato (Pacitalia) (24 goals)
10.Richard Dougherty - 29/25 caps - Crewe (10 goals)
08.Dominic Patton - 31/26 caps - Dromara Village (11 goals)
17.Niel Livingston - 19/3 caps - Hillsborough Boys (2 goals)
14.Billy Watson - 23 - Lisburn Rangers {3 U-21 caps,2 goals}



Give My Opponents Permission To:

Choose Scorers: Y
GodMod Goalscoring Events: Y

Injure Players: Y
GodMod Injury Events: N

Red Card Players: Y
Yellow Card Players: Y
GodMod Other Events: Y

((ooc- as tessan isn;t entered here obviously all my tessan posts are really tynelia ones.))


3-2-3-2 formation. (-2) modifier

Coach- Adam Billington age 44 Coach Billington, led Tynelia to its best ever showing in the WC30 group play but had the misfortune of being stuck with Starblaydia and Bettia in their group with no other squad seriously capable of the upset Tynelia needed to move past them. In any event while the goals allowed were a bit higher than most fans expected they were pleased with the record high scoring mark and a decently favorable goals against. Fans are expecting nothing short of reaching the knockout stages for this CoH and if they can avoid drawing a top seed this time around perhaps even some advancement beyond that.


Formation
………….Masterson…………………….MacDougal
Samson…………………Collins………………………..Martins
………………Kent………………………Willis
Davis……………………...Li…………………………Stossels
……………………..Whiteworth…………………………….

G- Amy Whiteworth (34-starter) Whiteworth is still the top keeper in the nation and her skillful play has nearly been enough to carry the Tynelian squad into the World Cup proper these past two Cups despite the total vanishing of the offense. While losing a half step as she has grown older, she makes up for this by being able to read the body language of opponents to anticipate their shots much better than in her younger days.
G- Tom Gordman (21- reserve) Touted as the next Valdimar Malloy, Gordman isn’t expected to get much action but as the up and coming keeper in Tynelia Coach Tudor felt just experiencing this level of play on the bench will help his development in the years to come.
G- Jim Michaels (25- reserve) added as a thank you in the eyes of many because of his decent play in the DI despite being sent there at the last minute, Michaels has made Coach Billington look like a genius after allowing only one goal in four WC matches. He now seems to be the odds on favorite to take over keeper duties once Amy Whiteworth retires.


F- Jay Masterson (34-starter) Masterson set a Tynelian record scoring 11 goals in the last WC. Showing no signs of slowing down Masterson went on to participate in the post group play legends penalty kick shootout as it seems Tynelia’s all time leading scorer may very wall play until he’s 50.
F- Anya Collins- (29- starter) Despite being voted “Sexiest female Tynelian athlete” two of the last three years, Collins has stepped up her game and has swapped the league scoring honors with Alan MacDougal the past three seasons. Some have said she should be moved up to take Masterson’s place as a striker, Coach Billington has kept her where she is because she is a much better passer than any of the forwards on the squad. Collins was the league MVP this past season.
F- Alan MacDougal- (28- starter) The brother of Tynelian Olympian speed skating bronze medalist Ginny MacDougal, Alan has found his claims to the scoring throne of Masterson challenged by Anya Collins. MacDougal finally upped his game this past Cup finishing second on the team in goals justifying Coach Billington’s faith in keeping him as a striker.
F- Andy Martins (31-starter) Another four time member of the WC team, Martins has continued his solid play, last season finishing in the top ten in scoring and top five in assists. Now firmly committed to the forwards role, people feel he may be ready for a breakout World Cup.
F- Greg Samson (20- starter) Samson is a newcomer to the WC stage in only his third year of league play. Samson is a top ten scorer with a solid +11 goal differential and hopes to make an impact in his first time playing with the big boys.
F- Troy Wallace (37-reserve) In what he has announced to be his final World Cup, Wallace hopes to finish on a qualifying note. While his shot has lost the zip it had when he began his now twenty year career, Wallace has instead focused on his ball control and passing skills so that he can still be a contributor on offense.
F-Mia Thompson (19-reserve) Thompson was the league rookie of the year finishing in the top ten in assists and top twenty in scoring this year. While she can still be caught out of position at times in her enthusiasm at pushing the ball up people think she could become a regular all star given a bit more seasoning and believe that her experience here will be a big step forward to that end.



M- Donna Kent (33-starter) Kent was second in the league with a record +13 scoring differential. A good passer and ball handler it is hoped that she will be able to push the ball up more effectively than last Cup to help give the offense a chance.
M- Randy Willis (23- starter) After seeing playtime in a handful of games during the World Cup and Cup of Harmony, Willis has improved his game to the point of winning the starter’s job outright this time around. Still an aggressive ballhawk on the defensive side, Willis has improved his passing a great deal since the last Cup and made it into the top fifteen in assists this season and just missed the top twenty in scoring.
M- Jason Karlis (26-reserve) Nearly cut four years ago after a couple of seasons of indifferent play, Karlis rededicated himself to the game after nearly losing his life in a car crash. Abandoning his partying ways and realizing that his ability was a gift not to be taken lightly, Karlis returned to the field after missing a year and stunned people with his more aggressive style which made people sit up and take notice. The efforts culminated in an All Star selection this year and an invitation to the national team.
M- Tim Garret (29-reserve) Garret is an example in perseverance after nearly ten years of league play he finally had the breakthrough season which earned himself a spot on the team. Leading the league with a +17 goal differential because of his more defensive style of play which helped him breakup would be long attacks, Garret added a bit more of an offensive touch as well setting a career high in assists. Coach Billington no doubt sees a bit of himself in Garret as many had questioned Billington’s own selection to the first international squad and wanted to reward Garret’s professionalism and dedication to the sport.
M/F- Penny Jones (24- reserve) A steady player whose athleticism is enough to let her play just about anywhere in the midfield or as a forward. Solid skills in all areas makes her a valuable asset in case of injury since she can fit into so many different roles.



D- John Stossels (36-starter) Stossels is living proof of having "soccer in your blood". Both his parents and his grandfather were all soccer players in their day though national leagues weren't around then. Stating this is his final world cup, Stossels it is said, hung around long enough to pass the torch on to the next generation of Stossels while continuing to form one third of the Tynelian “team supreme” defensive unit which has been together from the start of international play.
D-Tal Li (30-starter) Li is Tynelia’s best defender these days having added years of experience to his natural speed and ability making him even more of a danger to opposing ball handlers. More aggressive than Stossels is in going after a player carrying the ball, Li knows he has the speed to recover from any mistakes if someone does get by him. Li was the leader this season in steals.
D- Bonnie Davis- (32- starter) For the first time “team Supreme” has a new member as Karl Jacobs gave up his starter’s spot to give Davis a chance. With fresher legs that Jacobs, Davis continues to be a stalwart on the field and this season became Tynelia’s all time goal differential leader.
D- Karl Jacobs (35-reserve) Jacobs willingly gave up his starter’s role here as he knows he has lost a step in what is certain to be his final international run. While still able to raise his game as needed, Jacobs has found that his body can’t hold up for an entire run of group play as a knee injury at the start of last season troubled him for most of the season.
D/M- Kim Anderson (22-reserve) A solid ballhandler and versatile enough to even take some time in the midfield, Anderson looks to fit right into the Tal Li mold. Arguably the fastest person on the team Anderson is quick to get the ball out of her own end and set the offense off on the fly. She had a personal best goal differential of +9 this season.
D- Jane Stossels (17- reserve) the daughter of John Stossels, many feel her addition to the team despite being a rookie was nothing more than a gesture to her father who wanted to play with his children before he retired by Coach Billington who is a friend of the Stossels family to this day. While subject to rookie mistakes, Jane tries very hard not to make the same mistakes twice, scouts say the talent is there to one day follow in her father’s footsteps but she’s still considered to be a bit raw at this stage. Jane isn’t expected to see much time on the field this cup.



Retirements- Vladimar Malloy and Adrian Pytte

My opponent, if they RP first, may:
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events N
RP injuries to my players N
Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players N
Godmod Other Events Y

Same roster and RPing rules as WC30.

Roster link (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11485559&postcount=38)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/Sonya0111/DASWC30kits.jpg
Dorian and Sonya Mystical Unicorns Roster.

Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players N
Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players Y
Godmod Other Events Y Nothing Too Extreme

Style +1. Formation 3-4-3

Nickname:Mystical Unicorns
Colors: Pink, Black, & Lime
Home Field: Elanesse Tulcokelume (WhiteHall Stadium)

Head Coach: Luthien Oronar, 36 WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
Forwards Coach: Lessien Arnatuilë, 32 WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
Midfield Coach: Sunni Oganyan, 31 WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
Defender Coach: VI Sanpaolo, 33 WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
Keeper Coach: Ettie Stibbins, 29 WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
Trainer: Fransisca Centore, 28 WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI

Roster(All Female)

Starters
Pos # Name Age Race Experience
GK 18 Daniella Riskin 23 Human WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
RB 11 Tisa Laos 22 Halfling WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
CB 21 Nessa Elendil 26 Elf WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
LB 44 Taunya Skursky 24 Halfling WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
RM 30 Tári Falassion 21 Elf WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
OM 33 Maurita Deni 23 Human WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
DM 31 Brigette Deteso 23 Human WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
LM 38 Nátulcien Eluch`div` 25 Elf WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
RF 14 Avril Auerswald 22 Elf WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
CF 01 Zana Jablon 21 Human (Islander) WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
LF 40 Altáriël Telperiën 25 Elf WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI

Reserves
GK 13 Alassea Sáralondë 26 Elf WC27, CoH(27), 2nd DI, WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
RB 10 Deetta Torris 20 Halfling WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
CB 54 Elidia Spika 21 Elf WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
LB 20 Sixta Nommay 19 Elf WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
RM 7 Lashay Niesman 20 1/2 Elf WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
OM 12 Bethey Cangiano 22 Human WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
DM 49 Burma Krzak 21 Dwarf WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
LM 26 Carlita Botwinick 22 Human WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
RF 3 Ghislaine Suggett 23 Dwarf WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
CF 9 Makeda Kuwahara 24 Dwarf WC28, CoH(28), WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI
LF 99 Neida Garrington 20 Halfling WC29, CoH(29), 4th DI


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/Sonya0111/DSPitchChart.gif

Submission to the Cup Of Harmony
Federation name: Az-Cz football Federation
Team Nicknames: Gnomes, Adventurers, Robbers, Pinkos
Team Colors: Pink and Green

Roster:

Coach: Roger Levesque. Roger is the grandfather of Az-Czid football. He was the first person to introduce. He is not a native Az-czzer but actually moved to Az-Cz from the United States as an adult and brought his football knowledge with him. He had been semi-retired but has kept in touch with the players. His resume includes stints at clubs around the world as both an assistand and head manager and played a pivotal role in forming the -League, the Az-Czid national league. He also managed the Yang Knights to 3 consecutive -League championships before entering his state of semi-retirement. Seeing as how Az-Cz is heading out into international competition for the first time he was decided as the best choice to lead them. His knowledge of both football and Az-czzers is second to none. Also added the Baptism of Fire of championship to his resume, but will be stepping down as Az-cz coach after the Cup of Harmony.

Forwards:

#9 - Stanleyinho

Height: 6'6"
Weight: 180 lbs
Club Team: Red Dwarf Rangers
Age: 25

Stanleyinho and his brother Hubertino are not native Az-Czzers but both have immigrated from Brazil at a young age. Az-cz disapproves of hired hands playing for the national team but as the boys are long time citizens there is no problem. Along with being non native Az-czzers they are the two tallest players on the team. Stanleyinho is a wonderful striker. His ability to beat defenders is his strongest attribute. He has blazing speed and an ability to go around other players is hard to stop. He does have good heading abilities, but they aren't as strong as might be expected for someone of his height because there aren't many players in the -League who can match up for him in terms of height. His shot is also quite impressive as he can generally pick out where the ball is going to go. He rarely bombs them over the net like many players do.

#14 - Uz-Gz

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 130 lbs
Club Team: Golem Golems
Age: 23

The interplay between Uz-Gz and Ox-Rx is quite an interesting one. While Ox-Rx uses his strength to win possession Uz-Gz is the master of the counter attack. He doesn't have the strength to win challenges that Ox-Rx does but h e is a master with the ball at his feet. He is the strongest dribbler on the team and in the open field is almost impossible to stop.

Ij-Ex

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 144 lbs
Club Team: Yang Knights
Age: 24

Ij-Ex is the attacking force behind the Yang Knights team. With great talent surrounding him he has found it very easy to blend in the with team. He has developed a great sense of goal poaching and an ability to figure out his teammates, which really allows him to find goals in the -League.

Ck-Cl

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 150 lbs
Club Team: Burlock Jesters
Age: 24

Ck-Cl is the player who gets to recieve Pizelkaxrovsky's generosity in -League. He has shown a true ability to take advantage of the playmakers skills.

Ee-Or

Height: 5'6"
Weight: 153 lbs
Club Team: Winterkill Ghosts
Age: 17

Ee-Or is the future of Az-cz strikers. Although his tecnhique is still developing he's already a star amongst -League strikers. He is still probably a cup or two away from breaking into the lineup of the Az-cz main national side, he is quickly becoming one of the players that you have to constantly mark to stay on top.

Midfielders:

#10 - Pizelkaxrovsky

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 170 lbs
Club Team: Burlock Jesters
Age: 24

Upon meeting Pizelkaxrovsky many people assume that he is not an ethnic Az-czzer. Many things about him are unorthodox, to be sure, but he is an Az-czzer through and through. Coming from a family that eschewed social conventions he has an interesting perspective on things. His name, far from Az-czid standards and without the almost entirely prevalent hyphen, is just one way in which he shows this oddness. He is also the most free wheeling and joking member of the Az-cz squad. He is the perfect face of a team called the Jesters. Usually this is an advantage but of the Az-Cz players he is the one most likely to do something outrageous in a game and get sent off. He led the league with 3 red cards last season, although none were for fouls commited. Two were for delay of games after excessive celebrations, and the third was for sexual harassment of a Yang Knights fan in the middle of a game the Jesters were losing in the Shangri-la Cup. As for his play on the pitch Pizelkaxrovsky is a master creator. His vision is supreme in the -League and he led the league in assists despite playing with two rather average strikers on the Jesters. More so than even Bub-Rub he has honed his extra senses and never seems to make a wrong decision. In national team practice scrimmages he's been wicked ecstatic about getting to work with such proficient goal scorers. He is also the freekick taker for the team and has a dazzling ability to place the ball where it needs to go. He has also proven himself to be the best player in Az-cz, leading them in points in the Baptism of Fire and providing the best plays in world cup qualifying as well.

#11 - Kn-Dg

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 140 lbs
Age: 18
Club Team: Yak Clerics

Kn-dg is rapidly developing and pushing the Yak Clerics towards previously unreached heights at the top of the -League table. He was the youngest player on the Az-Czid team for the Baptism of Fire and his speed, energy and enthusiasm are all shown in abundance. He mostly plays on the wing using his speed to flash down the side to set up plays for the other players. He is an incredible athlete and his skills are improving all the time. Already a star he could be the best player in -League in a few seasons. Even despite his relative youth, he's already earned the job as the main corner taker, quite an honor and a responsibility for someone so young. He was the leading scorer in the Baptism of Fire and is truly one of the best footballers in Az-cz. After Pizelkaxrovsky, he has been the second most impressive player in Az-czid football.

James Levesque

Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Club Team: Yak Clerics
Age: 17

Kn-Dg's strike partner and the son of coach Roger Levesque, James Levesque is a brilliant attacking player. He also has good size which can cause considerable problems for the players around. That attacking pair is setting the -League on fire and look to do the same in the cup of Harmony.

17 - Ip-Gp

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 120 lbs
Age: 18
Club Team: Darzog Mages

Ip-Gp is almost as young as Kn-Dg, but not as talented. Ip-Gp has some good marking skills and has developed a good shot. He is a rising star and should soon be one of the truly elite players in the -League. Earning some time in the Baptism of Fire has given him confidence and he looks ready to make a much bigger impact in the Cup of Harmony. He is also one of the better penalty takers for Az-cz and could easily make a contribution there as well.
#13 - Lo-Ro

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 125 lbs
Age: 26
Club Team: Vertigo slimes

Lo-Ro is the sole starting defensive midfielder for the cup of harmony team. After not earning much playing time from behind Zax-im and Hubertino he is ready to lead the defense by himself here in the Cup of Harmony. His skills have improved significantly and he is definitely looking to make his mark.

#21 - Az-If

Height: 5'6"
Weight: 140 lbs
Age: 26
Club Team: Cloud Harpies

Of the midfielders on the bench Az-If is the one expected to get the most playing time. He is incredibly flexible and can play anywhere in the midfield, which makes him a valuable sub. His usual position for the harpies is as an attacking midfielder. In games where Levesque feels the team needs more offense from the middle, Az-If will be called on to step in and fill the void.

Dn-Wl

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 155 lbs
Club Team: Yang Knights
Age: 20

Dn-Wl is the understudy to Zax-Im and Hubertino on the Yang Knights, as he is the understudy to Lo-Ro here. His game is quickly developing and he will soon really be pushing Zax-Im and Hubertino for spots in the starting lineup.

CMF Ne-Mv

Height: 5'3"
Weight: 133 lbs
Club Team: Vertigo Slimes
Age: 23

Ne-Mv is a nice force in the center midfield. He plays a very balanced game and can easily move forward to play attacking midfield or back into a defensive role. Although no skill truly shines for Ne-Mv he is exceptionally balanced.

CMF Kez-Lor

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 147 lbs
Club Team: Toad Meadow Witches
Age: 20

Kez-Lor was the last player chosen for the team. However to call him the weak link would be unfair. If he can continue to develop he could eventually climb to the level of being a player on the national team.

Defenders:

2 - Mario Nerazzurri

Height: 6'8"
Weight: 225 lbs
Age: 24
Club Team: Red Dwarf Rangers

Nerazzuri is the giant non ethnic Az-czzer in the defense on the team. He is however, 100% Az-czid. He is a third generation Az-Czzer and he fights to the nail for his beloved Pink & Green. Nerazzuri uses his height to good form to control the box. Arial attacks are basically doomed to failure against him and he has a good ability to sniff out other attacks as well. Generally a rock in defense.


6 - Kz-Kz

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 144 lbs
Age: 21
Club Team: Burlock Jesters

Kz-Kz is a brutally physical defender. His technique and positioning are good but his ability to muscle other players around is his shining technique. However he does have some tendency to commit silly fouls and he can lose his cool from time to time. He is expected to get better and is working hard on the mental aspect of his game. His skills have improved and he's ready for the starting role in this Cup of Harmony.

Haji-Me

Height: 5'11"
Weight: 177 lbs
Club Team: Toad Meadow Witches
Age: 16

Haji-Me is huge as Gnome players go. Already at the ripe young age of 16 he is proving to be a strong -League defender. He looks to soon be the best defender in -League, but still needs some seasoning from a mentality and technique standpoint. If the Witches can keep him, he will be a huge asset in a few years.

Kl-Mv

Height: 5'6"
Weight: 166 lbs
Club Team: Yang Knights
Age: 22

Another member of the brilliant Yang Knights team. He is a very solid defender and is improving all the time. Part of the young gun defense that stables the Yang Knights team.

Or-El

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 130 lbs
Club Team: Yang Knights
Age: 22

Or-El is the speedster of this defense, the same role he plays for the Knights. Even when he finds himself out of position he can often recover to make great plays and save the team.

Unchezza Gibrasse

Height: 6'9"
Weight: 257 lbs
Club Team: Darzog Mages
Age: 24

Gibrasse is an incredibly imposing physical specimen. However his technique leaves something to be desired. Anybody trying to beat him physical will be in trouble, but he is vulnerable to good moves.

Goalies:

1 - Gn-Lg

Height: 5'11"
Weight: 160 lbs
Age: 25
Club Team: Yang Knights

Gn-Lg is the tallest ethnic Az-czzer on the team. Using his height and his keen senses Gn-Lg has already risen to the top of the league. Since taking over as the number one goalkeeper for the Yang Knights he has pushed them back to the top of the league. He is incredibly unflappable and has a good sense on penalties. He even made PK saves against both Stanleyinho and Pizelkaxrovsky in the last season. He gives his entire team a sense of comfort that even if they make up theres still a good chance they'll be able to withstand the attack.

Bu-Lv

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 130 lbs
Club Team: Yang Knights
Age: 23

Bu-Lv is the understudy for Gn-Lg at Yang Knights. He is a solid young keeper.

Yng-Mn

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 130 lbs
Club Team: Yak Clerics
Age: 23

Yng-Mn is another member of the improving Yak Clerics team. Not a spectacular keeper yet, but he is good and improving.
Formations:

Unlike other countries that do A or B sqauds, the Az-cz side is divided by age. The young team has been chosen for the cup of Harmony. The standard formation for the Az-Cz national team is 3-5-2. Stanleyinho and Uz-Gz start in attack, with Kn-Dg and Levesque as attacking midfielders, Pizelkaxrovsky and Ip-Gp in central midfield and Lo-Ro in defensive midfield. Nerazzurri, Kz-Kz and Haji-Me make up the back line. Gn-Lg is the starting keeper.

Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players N (if you want to TG me first with an idea and I'll say ok or not)
Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players N (if you want to TG me first with an idea and I'll say ok or not)
Godmod Other Events N (if you want to TG me first with an idea and I'll say ok or not)

Concurrent with AOCAF 16, Tocapa will send, yet again, the same roster. Hopefully the coach will be fired soon.


Formation: 3-4-3
Style: -1
Head coach: Geraldo Ascou

Po No Name Age
STARTERS
GK 42 Roran Eldrop 26
DF 16 Arur Ber 27
DF 8 Jayk Heshar 30
DF 47 Blace Oraor 24
MF 15 Jerro Smiss 26
MF 5 Henter Nol 28
MF 32 Brai Trus 30
MF 25 Enst Overoke 31
FW 23 Stowe Erroe 27
FW 33 Cler Bestov 30
FW 12 Trolo Culur 25
BACKUPS
GK 21 Aron Takleo 28
DF 45 Olore Steva 33
DF 4 Urle Resse 30
DF 29 Korreo Ulut 28
MF 20 Aloof Stori 26
MF 36 Cole Teekor 31
FW 7 Looka Aladie 26
FW 27 Nure Opplos 29
FW 30 Kest Wolere 25

OOC
If they RP first, my opponents may:
*Choose my goalscorers: Y
*Godmod scoring events: Y
*RP injuries to my players: Y, not severe
*Godmod injuries to my players: Y, same
*Hand out yellow cards to my players: Y
*Hand out red cards to my players: Y, sparingly
*Godmod other events, Y

The last run for most of these players:

Head Coach Juanita Graziani will be the Head Coach for Qazox this time around, and she'll have the Black Oxen play a +2 style with an moderate 3-2-3-2 formation


NAME (age)--QFL team--Experience
Starters in Purple
Leaving players in GOALKEEPERS[/B]
[I]Reggie Hassok (27)--Lake Porter City--WC 28-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
Alice Springs, (25)--Lorax City (W-league)--WWC 1-3, CoH 21, Wc 30 Qualifiers

DEFENDERS
Kiel Venice (30)—Bruxen AC--BoF 27, WC 27-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
Jarod Megia (29)--Kibbutz--BoF 27, WC 27-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
Joanne ‘Square’ Root (29)—Real Qazox--WC 28-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
Julie Winne, (22)--Qazox Air Force Academy--WWC 1-3, CoH 21

SWEEPERS
Loki (27)--Rockport AC--WC 28-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
Danica Childress, (27)--Dyanamo Vitas,WWC 1-3, CoH 21, Wc 30 Qualifiers
--
Danielle Childress, (27)--LP Juniors--WWC 1-3, Wc 30 Qualifiers
(ooc: yes they are twins)

MIDFIELDERS
Andrew Mason (29)—Cuex CIity--BoF 27, WC 27-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
Anthony Mason (30)--Qazox City--BoF 27, WC 27-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
2nd Lt. Kelly Kinkade (25)--Qazox Navy--DI 3, WC 29/30 Qualifiers CoH 21
Hugh Dansie (26)--Gothika--DI 3, WC 29 Qualifiers CoH 21
Christian Likens (26)-- Saint Nash--DI 3, WC 29/30 Qualifiers, CoH 21
Fernando Turek (23)-- University of Qazox-Las Vitas--DI 3, WC 29/30 Qualifiers, CoH 21

WINGERS
Alicia “Speedy” Gonzalez (27)—San Guano--WC 28-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
Marie Goya (27)—Fromburg Aston--BoF 27, WC 27-30 Qualifiers, CoH 19-21, DI 2
Nelson Macgillivray (26)-- FC Fromburg--DI 3, WC 29/30 Qualifiers, CoH 21
Rene LaTreque, (28) Qazox (W-League)--WWC 1-3, CoH 21, Wc 30 Qualifiers
Aki Fa'Mau-Tana, (30) years old, Gothika--WWC 1-3, CoH 21, Wc 30 Qualifiers


Now In Blinding Color the Formation!!!!!!

Hassok
Megia Root Venice
Childress Loki
Mason Kincade Mason
Gonzalez Goya


[OOC] Opponents may(if post before me):
Choose my goalscorers: Y
Godmod Scoring Events: N
RP injuries to my players: Y
Godmod injuries to my players: N
Hand out Yellow cards to my players: Y
Hand out Red cards to my players: Y
Godmod Other Events: Only weather related stuff please

i'll sign up

The Moose Roster for the CoHXXII Dancing all the way to Spaam and the Championship
Coach: Mark Merriles - 45

Starting 11

Formation: 3-4-3
Style=+3
GK: Steve Weiland (Island Point Steelheads(RVFA DIVII))-22

LB: David Devanns (Core Forces FC(RVAFFA) – 24

CB: Rick MacDonnel (RV Celtics) – 26

RB: Daryll McMaster (Naval Forces Military Island(RVAFFA))-23

LM: Anatolli Svernetsiev (Aubin FC) – 27

LCM: Jaun Pérez (A.C. Bremerton) – 24

RCM: Adam Lenevue (RV Coast Guard United(RVAFFA))-24

RM: Mark Schweitzer (Canton United) – 27

LF: Adam Negeuanne (RV Celtics) – 22

CF: Daniel Miller(Canton United RVFA)-26

CF: Mark Millens (North York FC)-21

Bench
GK: Hendrik Linstrom (Aubin FC) – 23

LB: Charles Hinton (Polaris FC) – 23

RF: Dan Decost (Island City FC(RVSL DIVII)) - 22

CM: Brian Solltanner (Superior FC RVFA)-19

LM: Doug Jacobs (Plymouth City FC) –24

Reserves

GK: Nikolai Larionov (Polaris SV) – 23

CB: David DeSalle (RV Rangers) – 23

CM: Andre Trefelov(Polaris SV) – 23

CDM: Peter Delleny (North York FC) – 25

CB: Steve Simmons (RV Air Force FC(RVAFFA) -26

LM: Mark Sillenger (Thunder Bay FC RVFA)-19



and the Kit as follows
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k163/canuck3360/RRVNationalMens.png

If My Opponent RP's First I give Permission to-
Choose Scorers: Y
GodMod Goalscoring Events: Y
Injure Players: Y(No Killing)
GodMod Injury Events Y
Red Card Players: Y(Within Reason)
Yellow Card Players: Y
GodMod Other Events: Y (No Killing)

Formation:3-4-3-1
Style:+4
Head Coach:Alain Vignault

The Starters
GK: Mark Cossile (Marceau FC) – 27

LB: Jaques Mallar (1922 Marceau) – 33

CB:Jean-Simon Allard(PSV Marceau)-21

RB: Yvon Lafluer (1922 Marceau) – 24

LM:Olivier Lajeunesse (RV Celtic FC)-21

LCM:Marc Myre(Dorval FC)-25

RCM:Alexandre Imbeault ( Rouyan FC(RVFA DIVII))-22

RM: Jean-Sebastian Cousteau (PSV Marceau) – 24

LF:Martin Fréchette (Ile Du Lac PSV(ITTL))-26

CF: Vincent Lezclair (PSV Marceau) – 23

RF:Maxime Fréchette (Lacroix Island SV(ITTL))-24

Substitutes
GK:François Ouimet (PSV River City(RVFA DIVII))-21

DB:Philippe Roberge (PSV Marceau)-25

DB:Marc-André Sauvé (AS Prince Charles(Islands League))-21

SM:Frédéric St-Denis(Kingston FC)-24

SM:Peter-James Corsi (Ile Du Lac PSV(ITTL))-28

SF:Rafaël D'Orso (Twin Cities United)-22

Reserves
GK:Jean-Philip Chabot(Rouyan FC(RVFA DIVII))-24

DB:Jean-Christophe Blanchard (York FC)-26

DB:Pierre-Alexandre Vandal (Canton United)-23

RSM:Jean-François Losier (Polaris SV)-26

RSM:Vincent Zaore-Vanie (Laval FC)-23

RSF:Yvon Coture (Guard Forces Marceau City(RVAFFA))-25

and thier Kit
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6458/marceauinternationaljerseysnik.png

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players Y(No Killing)
Godmod injuries to my players Y
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players Y - within reason
Godmod Other Events Y

Errinundera (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Errinundera) (aka potoroos, longfoots or gorillas):

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g136/regnans/East%20Gippsland/Uniform1.png

The white strip is use for all games except away games where it is similar to the home side. The alternative kingfisher colours are used in these instances. The uniforms were proudly made by members of the Textile Workers Union.

RPing
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers N
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players N
Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players N
Godmod Other Events Y

Style Modifier: +2

Coach
withare (m, McKillops Bridge, 40)

Assistant Coach
keok (f, Mount Ellery, 39)
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g136/regnans/East%20Gippsland/keok.jpg

Captain
lúthient (f, Monkeytop, 34, goalkeeper)

Vice-Captain
blackwoo (m, First Creek Falls, 29, midfielder / defender)

Deputy Vice-Captain
silvu (m, Goonmirk Rocks, 30, midfielder / forward)

Other Squad Members
bentle (m, McKillops Bridge, 28, defender)

venu (f, Goongerah, 27, forward)

rescen (f, McKillops Bridge, 26, defender)

lotorous (m, First Creek Falls, 25, goalkeeper)

soflaw (f, Rooty Break, 24, midfielder / defender)

itzro (f, Bonang, 23, defender)

phazel (f, Fanny Moo, 23, defender)

lovef (m, Seldom Seen, 22, midfielder)

otelopea (m, Ellery Camp, 22, striker)

rosaniel (gq, Milosis, 21, forward)
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g136/regnans/East%20Gippsland/Angel3.jpg

addicksonia (m, Ellery Camp, 20, striker)

arpentek (f, Monkeytop, 20, midfielder)

motucku (f, Wulgulmerang, 20, defender)

hornbur (f, Bola Mine, 19, defender)

thiend (f, McKillops Bridge, 19, defender)

matherosperma (m, Sassafras Basin, 19, midfielder)

smithiia (m, Lilly Pilly Creek, 19, forward)

denticulatae (m, Goongerah, 18, defender)

Articles about Football in Errinundera (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Category:Errinundera_Football)

To avoid corruption the Errinundera Football Association does not accept sponsorship from any private organisation.

If you RP first, you can do basically everything as long as it's in good humour. However, if anyone except Andreas Pfeffer scores, he better has a good reason for it!

Goalkeepers:
Teke Veran, 31, Red Star Divensirsk
Fjodor Ljubljana, 28, Valiant Taderegrov
Simu Trovic, 27, Goalless FC

Defenders:
Sevastijan Trptowa, 23, Red Star Divensirsk
Zlatko Uljanov, 30, Divensirsk Divensi
Ilat Zakharov, 21, 1. FC Kalikaletri
Georgiy Abramovic, 22, Clean Sheet United
Alek Lyku, 27, Clean Sheet United
Karela Kiselev, 26, Divensirsk Divensi
Exke Hana, 29, Red Star Divensirsk
Yuri Na~ovi'tes, 26, 1. FC Kalikaletri
Xalki Zaitsev, 28, Red Star Divensirsk
Denis Karela, 26, Valiant Taderegrov
Hana Gerasimov, 21, Valiant Taderegrov
Petya Ushakov, 22, Eintracht Verteidigung
Kansu Syku, 24, Eintracht Verteidigung
Misha Filimonov, 26, 1. FC Kalikaletri
Lyku I Sink~hil, 21, 1. FC Kalikaletri
Inixher Divensi, 23, Nenerivakansa FC

Other positions:
Andreas Pfeffer, 19, In a capitalizt club, so takilan, that it must not be mentioned here!
Y Itikemelara, 27, Ikaru Nita~eda, Rejistania
Mesit Janamerikana, 29, Eintracht Verteidigung
Y I Je, 28, Catenaccio SC

Miceland Mice Roster

4-5-1

Style: -2

The following is also a list of the team that will take part in BoF of WC30

F - Sickly PlagueMouse, Sickly is not a carrier of plague or any other disease he just looks like he does. #34

M - Fievel ChurchMouse, a irrepresibbly bright, positive and perky individual that is always opptimistic little mice who is the mousling of the group but has shown great football talent and may just be the first mouse to get a gig in another nation. #27

M - Charity Fieldmouse, a mouse that accidently got himself trapped on an international trade ship that had gone around half the world. Fievel had managed to get himself back to Miceland and it's this determination that makes him a great midfield mouse. #63

M - Stuart Littlemouse, a mouse that was an orphan who's mother died after giving birth to him and his father had put him up for adoption because he could not cope with the loss of his father. Stuart had never known a decent family until he started licing with the Littlemouses and start to channel his problems into football.

M - Piper FluteMouse, the musician of the team has a knack of coming up with songs that seem to fit the situaition as required. He prefers playing his flute but does sing on the occasion where his flute is missing

M - Input ComputerMouse, the technologist of the team it seems there is not a computer-based device that he cannot operate. oh, and he's also a good midfielder

D - Sightless ThirdMouse, despite being blind from birth Sightless's hearing alwayshas been at the exctent that he did not need his sight to acurrately locate the ball even without a beeper inside.

D - Nibbler FatMouse, Nibbler is slightly plump and generally is always the closest mouse to the goal keeper. Nibbler isn't technically fat but he is certainly not in as good a physical condition as the majority of the team and has the lowest stamina but he can certainly make a couple of really good head on charges and engage an enemy attacker and has the mass to be able to physically check opponents.

D - Angel BalerinaMouse, an ex-Balerina who took up football here Ballerina style, grace and agility make her a perfect defender to be in the right place at the right time to remove the steal the ball from the opposing attackers

D - Reepicheap, the only mouse in the squad that no one knows their last name. "Reep" as he as affeciately known to those who call him Reepochip to his face. Reep has a violent streak, well actually a very strong sense of honour and if he decides that you have dishonoured him then expect some very harsh treatment. This couls come on or of the field but a on-field slight is usually dealt with on field. Though once the slight has been dealt with he doesn't bare a grudge. Unless shifty and underhanded measures are involved to ensure that he cannot get his payback and then the grudge is for his entire lifetime.

K - Pinky WinslowMouse, a slightly weird and near brain dead but his reaction speeds are second to none.

Schedule

1 vs 3, 2 vs 4
1 vs 4, 3 vs 2
2 vs 1, 3 vs 4
4 vs 2, 3 vs 1
2 vs 3, 4 vs 1
1 vs 2, 4 vs 3


Group 1

Dance 2 Revolution (hosts) 30 24.13
Lisburn Mateys (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11655224&postcount=44) 55 10.83
The Mice of Miceland (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658966&postcount=56) 72 7.90
Demot 80 6.35

Group 2

Spruitland 23 30.49
Turori 47 12.29
Vilita 58 10.27
Alasdair I Frosticus (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11652530&postcount=40) 88 5.61

Group 3

Haraki 36 16.21
Sativaville 56 10.63
Raging Penguins 61 9.68
Sel Appa 100 4.00

Group 4

Tynelia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11655309&postcount=45) 43 14.51
Geisenfried (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11485559&postcount=38) 53 11.45
Virginia Nova 70 8.52
Errinundera (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658762&postcount=54) 108 3.71

Group 5

Wentland 34 18.02
Spaamanian Plijous (http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11644150&postcount=18) 52 11.55
System Karela (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658865&postcount=55) 73 7.14
Tocapa (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11657012&postcount=49) 110 3.44

Group 6

Vuam and Isma 39 15.35
Qazox (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658066&postcount=50) 49 12.10
Green Wombat 64 9.52
Aurendia 78 6.38

Group 7

The Lowland Clans 44 14.21
Rorysville (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658586&postcount=52) 51 11.69
Marceau State (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658594&postcount=53) 63 9.63
Marion Oaks 2 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11646677&postcount=26) 150 1.77

Group 8

Magnus Valerius 37 15.60
Dorian and Sonya (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11656632&postcount=47) 46 12.64
Az-cz (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11656966&postcount=48) 71 8.12
Elves Security Forces (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11655130&postcount=43) 74 7.14


Don't forget, competition starts Monday, with one game every day. After the group stage, the competition will move into Dance 2 Revolution and Spaam for the final series (Groups 1-4 D2R, Groups 5-8 Spaam). And don't forget to RP and post your rosters!

And Eseck, you were too late.

Az-cz Scroll
Spaam
Il-Lur

Group Draw analysis

Az-cz once again was on the unfortunate end of the draws in the Cup of Harmony. Being placed in the group with the highest ranked two seed and the highest ranked four seed as well as a strong top seed means that it will be hard for the Gnomes to escape from their group.
Dorian & Sonya is the squad most familiar to the Gnomes. Although they've never met with Dorian & Sonya on the football pitch they have done battle on the basketball court. Dorian & Sonya is a rising team.
Elves Security Forces is definitely the most established of the four seeds. Although Alasdair I Frosticus technically has the longest history their long rest means that the Elves Security Forcers are the toughest four seed.
As for Magnus Valerius they are the 5th best top seed. Only Spruitland and D2R are considerably better.
Only group 2 can be considered as hard. Group two is heavier at the top but in terms of group balance group 8 is the strongest. That means that Az-cz has a tough road ahead to advance to the last 16.

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Wentland Swifts

Colours: royal blue shirts and socks, white shorts
Change: red/grey halved shirts, black shorts & socks

1. ROBINSON David G/k 25 Vogsphere
2. EAGER David R/b 23 Melboro
3. JARVIS Raymond L/b 24 Blackport
4. WRIGHT Blake C/h 29 Royal Heath
5. CALLAGHAN Joe C/h 22 Royal Heath
6. LAWRENCE Wm Mfd 22 Blackport
7. DEVEY Thomas Mfd 29 Royal Heath
8. TREVES Francis Fwd 30 Warpstone
9. SAINT Andrew Fwd 23 Royal Heath
10. WESTON Joseph Mfd 30 Royal Heath
11. KENT Cosmo Mfd 31 Warpstone
12. GILBERT Mervyn G/k 20 Royal Heath
13. TRACEY Dennis G/k 28 Crowhurst
14. TALBOT Ian R/b 28 Crowhurst
15. LANE John C/h 28 Crowhurst
16. MOON Steven C/h 28 Crowhurst
17. TANNER Robert L/b 28 Crowhurst
18. LODER Adrian Mfd 28 Crowhurst
19. JONES Benjamin Mfd 28 Crowhurst
20. COLLINS Neil Fwd 28 Crowhurst
21. BARNES Thomas Fwd 28 Crowhurst
22. COOPER Norman Fwd 28 Crowhurst
23. DAVEY Peter Fwd 28 Crowhurst

Tommy Barnes had some words for his squad before the unsurprising choice was revealed to the world's press. "You've been unlucky in the quallies but they're out for blood now," he said. "Forget about me. Don't let yourselves down."

Roster
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11471239&postcount=34

Demot Daily ~ Draw Results in BoF Rematch

With the announcement of the draws for the CoH, Demot will be able to avenge their loss in the third place game of the BoF, as the fates were too kind enough to put Miceland in their group. In addition the team will also be facing off with Lisburn Mateys, and hosts Dance 2 Revolution for qualifying spots. Both Lisburn and D2R are established clubs and even a draw would be considered a success. With that in mind, here are our predictions.

Group 1
Dance 2 Revolution
Lisburn Mateys
Demot
Miceland

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

“Hello everyone and welcome to Tynelian Soccer Weekly’s coverage of the Cup of Harmony. I’m Mike McPhee and with me is Dana Lee. The group draws have just been announced and yet another Tynelian soccer first has been achieved Dana.”

“That’s right Mike, for the first time ever in international competition Tynelia is the top seed of the group. Coach Billington’s efforts in the WC while falling short still moved Tynelia up seven ranks with room for more if they have a good showing here. All of the teams are somewhat familiar to Tynelian fans though we’ve only played one of them.”

“Correct again Dana, the second seeds Geisenfried we met in WC29 and they’ve come a long way fast since their return to international competition. Not quite Quakmybush fast but already nearly back into the top 50. Virginia Nova has also been around a while but has had mixed results in the World Cup proper. The big wild card is Errinundera who nearly broke into the top 100 after only their first WC this past Cup. The fourth seed does have a slightly aggressive defense so shutting down the offense will be a big part of winning these matchups.”

“This is a different scenario for all teams involved this time. While past Spaamian hosted CoHs have also had the four team groups, this will be the first time where home and home matchplay will be in place. This will put a lot less pressure on the first match unlike past CoHs where a first match lost almost assured a failed advancement. Now there is some more recovery time for an early stumble.”

“At least Tynelia will have its first two matches at home which could let them jump out to a fast start, especially as they play the third and fourth seeds right off. The three match road trip after could be a difficult stretch however but at least the team has to be relieved its not Bettia and Starblaydia they’re going on the road against back to back this time. A home match to finish things off will hopefully conclude a successful run to the knockout stages. All Tynelian matches are being played in the Presidential Coliseum as it has been just announced right before our show.”

“And with this being probably the final international event for many of Tynelia’s veteran players they will no doubt want to extend their stay as long as possible. Failing to move out of the group stage will be a major disappointment for the team I would think.”

“I agree with that Dana, I think everyone from the coach down will settle for nothing less than advancement here. This is clearly the team’s best chance to make a mark on the international stage and they don’t want to blow it. And speaking of chances here’s Melodi Harris with a look at the odds for this CoH. Hello Melodi.”

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“Hello Mike and Dana. Yes indeed the betting has been fast and furious around the country once the draws were announced. To the surprise of few the highest seed by a decent margin Spruitland is getting the most attention despite being in arguably the toughest group from 1-3 seeds. But in any case here is the list of the top 10 teams percentage wise according to bettors around the country about who will win this Cup.

1) Spruitland- 33.5%
2) Dance 2 Revolution- 15.5%
3) Magnus Valerius- 10.3%
4) Tynelia- 5.5%
5) Dorian and Sonya- 5.3%
6) Vuam and Isma- 5.0%
7) Wentland- 4.3%
8) Haraki- 3.5%
9) Lowland Clans- 3.1%
10) Turori- 2.1%

“Looking at these odds a few things stand out. First of course is that the home team is obviously getting a boost they might not be getting elsewhere as Tynelia shows up in a surprising 4th spot. More surprising is the finding of Wentland and Haraki at 7th and 8th. It seems Wentland’s reputation of coming up short has scared off bettors and haraki hasn’t done very well since it qualified for the World cup a few years back. Dorian and Sonya looks to be the sleeper team of the bettors placing ahead of several higher ranked teams. Another surprise is the absence of Qazox here, though their past of falling apart on the verge of qualifying plus their less than stellar reputation in Tynelia no doubt accounts for their not being here. Marion Oaks 2 ends up last of the 32 teams with only .08% placing longshot bets on them. That’s all from here Mike.”

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“Thanks Melodi, so what do you make of what our Tynelian bettors have to say here Dana?”

“Like Melodi said, Tynelia is getting the home team benefit of the doubt here though I believe we do belong in the top ten though not as high as our bettors have them. Spruitland is the best team on paper but they are in a tough draw though I expect them to qualify. I think Rorysville may be a sleeper here, the Lowland Clans have slid slightly in the ranks since Tynelia knocked them out of qualifying in WC28 and may have trouble even advancing with a strong second and third seed in the group. I am surprised to see D&S ranked so high, that may have to do with their kits I suspect influencing the mostly male bettors. However they are in a tough group too so anything can happen there. The third and fourth seeds of their group are a pair of up and coming teams neither of which can be overlooked. D2R will also be very tough as the hosts of past CoHs have always fared well here.

“Having said that I do think Tynelia has a good shot of at least reaching the final eight based on how the team has been playing under Coach Billington. The group isn’t easy by any means but Tynelia should be among the top two when the dust settles.”

“OK then Dana, prediction time. Tynelia at home against Virginia Nova.”

“This one’s a bit of a question mark as VN has kept their formation and style under wraps to this point. However as Tynelia plays a defensive style that gives them the advantage of being able to react better to whatever VN comes out with than a more aggressive style would. I think Tynelia should come out on top here in a tight 1-0 match as Tynelia is known for its slow starts last Cup notwithstanding. This will give us some momentum going into the Errinundera match.”

“OK thanks Dana. There you have it, a hopeful prediction for a victorious start to this CoH. The run begins again against Virginia Nova live as Tynelian Soccer Weekly’s Cup of Harmony coverage begins. I’m Mike McPhee for Dana Lee. Have a good night everyone.”

Elven Times
Into the Deep

The draw seems to have confused the betting houses in the ESF. The team got drawn into a decent group with 37th ranked Magnus Valerius, fellow elves in Dorian and Sonya, and the BoF champions of Az-Cz. The houses really can't gage how well the team will do, however the Mar Sar Greed House is predicting this outcome.

Group 8
Dorian and Sonya
ESF
Magnus Valerius
Az-Cz

These bold predictions are somewhat controversal with the Marauders being the 4th seed. Even the newcomers of Az-Cz are ranked higher, likely due to thier amazing run through the BoF, going undefeated. Our researchers have seemed to lost their qualification record however, but the Marauders will be sure to not underestimate them and Florintine will have them well prepared and pull off the win.

Dorian and Sonya's qualification run was marked mostly by being labeled heretics in an awkward sequence of events with The Archregimancy. However they are far more seasoned to this stage of competition and should win the group. The team will hope to secure a draw against the tough side on its on way to qualify.

And then there is Magnus. Obviously a great squad with such a high ranking, however the team does appear to be on a skid. Anaylists predict a 2-2 draw with the team and give the Marauders the right to advance.

Article by Ron Santapa

Roster:

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The Lowland Clans Stars - The ASLC National Team
Manager: Daniel Davies (TLC)
Staff:
Assistant Manager - Luke Meltiot (TLC)
Striker Coach - Paulo Devinho (TLC)
Midfield Coach - James Fenworth (BED)
Defence Coach - Ulli Lopitenkov (TLC)
Keeper Coach - Larry Maceuwen (TLC)
Chief Trainer - Kim Ji-pak (UCS)
Press Secretary - Jean-Jacques Marceaux (OLI)
Formation: 4-4-2 - Style +1

Starting XI:
GK - Darien Santander, Okehampton Citizen
DR - Garry Delvecchio, Heartland Central
DL - Yuri Kvendazi, Graham City FC
DC - Popa Kantopolis, Highlanders
DC - Kellen Markoff, Hearts United
MR - Elliott Deldier, Graham City FC
ML - Krotos Daganopolis, Highlanders
MC - James Kingston, Grand Captiva
MC - Iska Djukashenki, Heartland Central
ST - Jonathan Kavanagh, Vancouver FC
ST - Ryley Bloudin, Limassol United

Substitutes:
GK - Paulo Mentinari, Highlanders
GK - Mark Kali, Liverpool City
DR - Illia Yukevno, Northampton FC
DL - Adam McKinley, Limassol United
DC - David Wentworth, Old Quebec
DC - Kieran Davis, Olimpija
MR - Michael King, Okehampton Citizen
ML - Darryl Mekij, Liverpool City
MC - Dorian Carrick, Fort Manchester
MC - Terry Maceuwan, Nottingham Forrest
ST - Christopher Landry, Hearts United
ST - Colin McClintock, Sheppard's Well

National Team Kit Providers: JMC Sportswear
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Guess you didn't see the link (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11480114&postcount=36) to this, so I'll repost it here...

Football Federation of Sel Appa National Team
The Turtles/ Les Tortues
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Coach: Charles DuPont

Goalkeepers:
01-KASHCHENKO Vasily
02-PIDON Dominique

Defense:
03-QRIF Qa
04-SMYTHE Richard
05-VAN DER SPART Wilhelm
06-APPLE Bernard
07-PEECH Jimmy
08-CHANG Fo

Midfielders:
09-NGUYEN Pho
10-LATORTUE Jacques
11-PATETTE Colin
12-STEINBERG Chaim
13-GOLD Michael
14-MATOU Theo
15-EMERSON Larry

Strikers:
16-DUBROV Alan
17-BEDDING George
18-KAWAGAJI Fuji
19-REHSOM Lee
20-ESTEVEZ(Captain)
21-NART Alex

Format: 4-3-3

Erm, I don't know how modifiers work, so I'll just keep with 0.

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My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events N
RP injuries to my players Y
Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players N
Godmod Other Events Y

Starter Players:
GK Vasily Kashchenko is renowned throughout Sel Appa for his abilities in the net. In his 8-year professional career, he has let only 12 balls past him. He expects his mastery in the net to show at Sel Appa's first attempt for the World Cup. He think Sel Appa has a good team and should at least make it into the tournament.

DF Qa Qrif is Sel Appa's oldest player at 39 and has a remarkable record of blocking virtually every shot on goal. He has announced his retirement after this World Cup.

DF Bernard Apple is known for his coming "out of nowhere" and sending the ball far down the pitch with just a kick.

DF Fo Chang is credited as Sel Appa's best defender and often helps make sure his team doesn't get into too big of a hole.

MF Jacques Latortue is well-known in Sel Appa for enabling swift connections between defense and strikers. It was once said that "the ball is leaving his possession before he even got it".

MF Colin Patette is a master midfielder and probably Sel Appa's best. He can work in almost any situation and ensures that the ball is always in front of him.

MF Theo Matou boasts a 100% winning record. Never having been on the losing side of a match, he intends to keep it that way and will do anything to ensure that.

FW Alan Dubrov is Sel Appa's youngest player at age 19 and is expected to be around for many more World Cups. He is considered one of Sel Appa's best footballers and is expected to put on a good show.

FW Lee Reshom is a fairly defensive striker and has rarely scored a goal. He focuses on trying to prevent opposing forces from attacking.

FW Estevez is widely regarded as Sel Appa's best footballer and has made 75 goals in his career. He is well-known for being able to make virtually every shot, from corner kicks to free kicks to penalty kicks. He plans to show off much of his skills and would really like to help bring Sel Appa to the Final 32. He is the team's captain.

FW Alex Nart is Estevez's attacking partner and the two are often seen charging down the pitch gracefully and often scoring a goal. He thinks Sel Appa will make it big in its debut World Cup.


Sel Appa goes into the Cup of Harmony with a 4-2-8 record and 16 goals fielded while 23 conceded in NSWC30Qual. The Turtles are ranked 100 in the world with 4.00 points. Oddly enough, Sel Appa comes in Group 3 again and Haraki, another previous groupmate is back. The Turtles previously drew and lost to Haraki in the Qualifiers fielding 1 goal and conceding 2. Both games are expected to be good, with at least one draw.

Sel Appa plays Sativaville in the first matchup, with which the team has no record.


@ Sativaville
@ Haraki
@ Raging Penguins
vs. Sativaville
vs. Haraki
vs. Raging Penguins

Wild Penguin looked at The Team. Devious Penguin was applying some sort of bomb-resistant lotion to Obese Penguins feathers, and Mrs. Tweezly was loudly scolding Darling Sweetie for relieving herself on the ex-teachers' dress hem.

The penguin ran the roster through his mind again.

Furious Porridge, the useless human, interested only in kicking around a ball whiling there was football to be fought. Striker.

Lawrence Snabs, strange human. Often carried a cross onto the field, or a thick book. Striker.

Devious Penguin, his test-tube sibling. Somewhat unreliable, as plotting and inventing doomsday devices all day doesn't build up muscles. Midfielder.

Mrs. Tweezly, the human female of dangerous temperment. Always lecturing and glaring, and demanding people pay attention. Wild Penguin couldn't deal with paying attention, and didn't want to have anything to do with it. It was proboably taxable. Midfielder.

Darling Sweetie, the large, mad canine. Darling had chased Wild many times, and the resulting fights had always left both unconcious with IV drips in their legs. Midfielder.

DMYS, the goo-thing. Smelled funny too, and had once nearly suffocated Wild in his sleep after it had accidentally slid over him during a long plane flight. Bloody enourmous thing too, with what appeared to be a primitive sort of backbone. Some cult was always trying to get at it, some Darrininsts or something. The Darrinists were always saying that it proved that their was no intelligenced ensign, or whatever. Defender.

Obese Penguin, the shame of the test-tube siblings. Obese was born with a JRF(Just Really Fat) disorder and had never found a cure. He was now being carried on a forklift, and couldn't carry his own weight. Defender.

Normal Penguin was not one of Wild's test-tube siblings. The only reason he was called Normal was because, well, he was normal. Normal for a raging penguin, at least. He was prone to the normal levels of rage that all of his species experience, and had a typically short temper. His beaks was just the average in regards to eviserating abilities, and he had no quirks. He was altogether too normal to be on The Team. Wild didn't like him. Defender.

Fnab-Fnab was the Foreigner. The ex-dictator of some Foreign and Smelly country, Fnab-Fnab had made a mix-up at an airport and had ended up in The Team's private jet instead of his own. Rumour had it that three years after the dictators disappearance, the military of his country had finally managed to perform a coup, and toppled his one-man one-party government. Defender.

Willie Dee and his Extremely Dangerous Hair were complicated. Wild often found it difficult to think of the two sentient beings - one human, one...uh, hair - as different people and yet, it was altogether too apparent that they were totally separate. Willie Dee was not particularily violent, being a youth of 13, but his hair, mutated at the age of a small afro by Uranium-based Hair Gel, was extremely malevolent. And hungry, never forget the Hungry. The Hair was always hungry. The two halves of the player were canstantly arguing, and it always ended up with Dee threatening to pay Devious Penguin to find a way to shave The Hair off, and The Hair trying to consume its symbiote. Keeper.

Wild thought for a moment, a momentuous task for him, one that always sent him into a country jig. After half a minute of spirited dancing, he figured out what was wrong. There was one more member of The Team. Who?

Wild Penguin, Captian and striker for The Team, danced a complicated jig, as the evening wore on and the eleventh player eluded him.

(More Information on The Team) (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Raging_Penguins_Football_team)

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Godmod Scoring Events: Yep. I won't, so you'd better.
RP injuries to my players: Sure. Especially if it's fatal.
Godmod injuries to my players: Kill them. That's an order.
Hand out Yellow cards to my players: Yes. Please.
Hand out Red cards to my players: Absolutely. Many, and often.
Godmod Other Events: Yes. Especially with humor, but if you're dry as cardboard, then do it anyways.

Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players Y
Godmod injuries to my players Y
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players Y
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The Tropics of Vilita

The Backroom Staff:

Head Coach:

Tanner Nerni (Vilita)

Assistant Coach:

Jeremie Emeka (Vilita)

Goalkeeping Coach:

Rory Issah (Vilita)

Medical Officer:

Tivalia Moaliaea (Vilita)

Dentist:

Hlauja Baraza (Vilita)


----- And if you're wondering why such an extensive Backroom Staff is made note of, it is because of the current media restrictions in Vilitan sport preventing the names of Vilitan players from being released to the media. We do have some scattered information about some players on the squad, however.



Goalkeepers

#95 - It is believed that this player is a decendant of the Oaker family lineage of Sile, Turoki Isle, Vilita. The Vilitan Oakers began when Arthin Oaker was signed for Colonial Sile in the Vilitan League and married a Vilitan woman native to Sile. With the dissolution of the Oaker nation, the sporting genes have been passed along in Sile and it is believed we are seeing them again here through Goalkeeper #95.

#85 - Helenio Roman - Born in the recently acquired nation of Misrantis, Roman is the second Misrantian to take advantage of the possibility of Vilitan citizenship to join the Vilitan national ranks after Omer Rahman Hilali was named captain of the Vilita & Turori AOCAF squad. Roman will be the backup for the Cup of Harmony.


Defenders

#2 - An unknown Vilitan, who is known as a first team player for Marine Coast United in the Vilitan League. This player wore the captain's armband for Vilita in 9 of their World Cup Qualifying matches.

#5 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.

#6 - Ricata Tivalan - Rejistanian based defender trained under classic Karelan mentality, and acts in a central role for Vilita. The experienced defender has featured in Rejistania for Sijl~e Xhora

#8 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.

#7 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.


Midfielders

#14 - Esorijan Marelja - Explosive winger with incredible passing skills, but also reknown for spouts of vision and defensive prowess in intense situations. Likes to get forward and create chances from deep in the opposition half.

#29 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.

#26 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.

#33 - Trained under the historic defensive midfielder Jurgen Ramzi, this midfielder, whose name is unsurprisingly not known, has worked with Ramzi's Defensive Midfield training camp in Jlinal, Vilita for three seasons and is a walk on to the Vilitan side as the only recognized graduate of the Ramzi Academy eligible for competitive Vilitan matches. The Vilitan squad has contained one graduate of the Ramzi academy since it opened, due to the respect for the work of one of, if not the most capped player in Vilitan History, Jurgen Ramzi.

#36 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.

#38 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.

Attackers


#11 - Kris Wrice - A prolific goalscorer from marine Coast United who debuted his first goal for his country at the Under-21 level. Wrice made 15 appearances for Inland Peaks in the Vilitan League Season 15 before a transfer to Turoki Isle, where he would spend two seasons before making his high profile switch to one of the most storied clubs in Vilitan history, Marine Coast United.

#15 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.

#14 - An unknown Vilitan, with unknown origins.

#13 - Kristofer Kilpter - This youngster is another player making his debut on the international stage in the AOCAF competition. Kilpter contains dual Vilitan & Turorian nationality, and has yet to declare his allegiances for his expected inclusion in one of the two sides for the World Cup 31 Qualifiers, though his decision could be influenced if Turori continues fielding Cocoabo's in senior competitive matches. However, The Vilitan's have taken the step in naming the player on their roster in hopes of convincing the budding young star to commit to Vilitan nationality during this competition.

FROMBURG TIMES
Schedule

MD1- vs. Aurendia
MD2- @ Green Wombat
MD3- vs.Vuam and Isma
MD1- @ Aurendia
MD2- Vs. Green Wombat
MD3- @ Vuam and Isma

Group 6

Vuam and Isma 39 15.35
Qazox (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11658066&postcount=50) 49 12.10
Green Wombat 64 9.52
Aurendia 78 6.38



Thus the final run for the Original Oxen as over half the team will retire from international competitions after this Cup of Harmony. The Oxen are seeded 2nd in the group and will face long time foe Green Wombat twice. This particular group seems evenly matched and should be a tough test for the OXen. Our Predcition: 2-1-3, 7pts 3rd place.

Special bonus: the new team Uniforms:
goalie:
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Home/away jerseys:
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The roster shall be the same as that used for the Baptism of Fire and World Cup XXX.

Aurendia Raptors
Formation: 3-4-3, Modifier +2
Colors: Green, Blue, and Yellow

Head Coach: Ed White (Three Rivers Capitals)
Assistant: Danielle Schuster (Southport Cnidarians)
Trainer: Anita Simpson

Jersey # Name (Age) AFL Club
Starters in Italics

Goalies:
1 Rick Baxman (25) Sirocca Foxes
28 Liza “the Lemur” Kohl (23) Zeneri Rattlers
32 Julia Kennedy (22) Norumbega Wolves

Defenders:
5 Joe Hill (23) Three Rivers Capitals
11 Bart Sheriff (24) Rock Ridge Blazers
9 Lou McMann (25) Nocona Riptide
10 Kate Podolski (23) Starksville Trout
13 Rachel Brady (25) Polamoa Sirens
23 Ken Weathers (23) Ashoona Gamblers
16 Karina Delvecchio (24) Southport Cnidarians

Midfielders:
6 Tara Pellegri (23) Rock Ridge Blazers
12 Adam Rusic (24) Ossipee Dragons
3 Randy “Pink” Floyd (23) Zeneri Rattlers
8 Cassandra Campbell (Captain) (23) Etoka Bandits
15 Jessica Colenti (24) Medford Marmots
19 Ann Ellida (25) Twin Falls Titans
21 Jeff Yaneohe (23) Rendora Rapids
24 Kasia Nue (24) Sauterne Storm

Forwards:
2 Matt Sanchez (24) Southport Cnidarians
4 Regina Dunlop (23) Three Rivers Capitals
14 Tom Lamorieaux (23) Hill Valley Hawks
7 Ashley Campbell (22) Etoka Bandits
33 Denise Little (22) Springfield Valkyries


My opponents may, if they RP first
Choose my goal scorers: Y
Godmod scoring events: Y
RP injuries to my players: Y, nothing major
Godmod injuries to my players: Y, nothing major
Hand out Yellow/Red cards to my players: Y, it’s a very physical team
Godmod other events: Y, especially if fun/hilarious/silly

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A Decent Draw? Someone Screwed Up.

Queen Sonya Sabre sat quietly in her hotel room in Lamoni where the D&S Necromancers were playing in the AOCAF. But tonight her mind was once again on the Mystical Unicorns and the draw that had just been announced for the squad’s 4th try at the CoH.

And for once things didn’t look all that bad.

Magnus Velarius is definitely the class of Group 8. There is no doubt about that. But the Boyers finished horribly in qualification after a brilliant start. Their issues began with a MD6 loss to ASMV.

D&S on the other hand, seemed unable to shake off the challenge from One Red Dot until the final days of qualification and was never really in the race for the top two spots as TnUI and Fmjphoenix destroyed the rest of the group.

Az-Cz cruised easily through the BoF before being introduced to the real deal of WC football. But the gnomes played hard and refuse to give up. Add to that a very active media corps and they are dangerous.

Elves Security Forces looked very solid in WC29 but showed only flashes in WC30. It’s hard to evaluate their chances as they havent been consistent enough as of yet.

So what does this mean? The Unicorns should make it to the round of 16. It remains to be seen if it will be from the first or second spot. That depends on the Boyers ability to recover after their freefall from qualification. If MV slips up, either Az-Cz or ESF could move on with us.

Prediction
1. D&S
2. Magnus Velarius
3. ESF
4. Az-Cz

Now for the other groups:
Group 1 - D2R should easily take the group but expect the Mice to tag along to the next round as Lisburn Mateys burns out. Demot will be happy with a point.

Group 2 - Spruitland might just win the whole damn thing and Vilita will continue to regain their form. Turori will lose out to their masters and AIF will be hard pressed to do much at all.

Group 3 - Haraki is the top side but has looked very mediocre of late. Raging Penguins will slide into the top spot and leave Haraki to hold off the stoners from Sativaville. Sel Appa has their work cut out for them just to be competitive.

Group 4 - Geisenfried looked solid in qualification and have been known for some upsets. They should win the group. Tynelia will be pushed by Va Nova and Errinundera but should finish second.

Group 5 - Wentland is the class of this group despite public opinion. Spaam Plg should finish second but System Karela will be tough as well. Tocapa has the ability to pull a shocker here.

Group 6 - The Group of Death. Anyone can move on but we thing it will be Qazox and V&I. Aurendia can take second but will only manage third. Green Wombat seems to be the odd man out despite solid play in the qualifiers.

Group 7 - TLC and Rorysville outclass Marceau State and Marion Oaks 2 by a ton and should move on easily.

The first match for the Unicorns will be ESF and we will see just how ready our squad is to play this thing. It should be an exciting win for the Sylvanaes Kingdom. Our eye is set firmly on a Championship and anything less will be a failure.

Miceland Cup of Harmony Schedule

Dance2Revolution vs The Mice of Miceland
The Mice of Miceland vs Lisburn Mateys
The Mice of Miceland vs Demot
The Mice od Miceland vs Dance2Revolution
Lisburn Mateys vs The Mice of Miceland
Demot vs The Mice of Miceland

Group 1

Dance 2 Revolution (30)
Lisburn Mateys (55)
The Mice of Miceland (72)
Demot (80)

Dance 2 Revolution, one of the nations that failed to live up to their seeding falling well behind Rejistania and overtaken by at least 2 nations under their rank. Also the hosts. They'll be looking to dominate the Cup of Harmony and win back the dignity of a nation ranked in the top 30 that they are. The hosts should dominate this group

Lisburn Mateys, a team that is not that far ahead of us but is a team that we can certainly pull a draw or win against this team. We don't have much respect for this team however we are not quite sure whether we can take the 2nd qualification spot for the knockout round from this team.

Demot, A team that we faced during the Baptism of Fire and the team that we scored 3 goals to nil during the 3rd Place Play Off. We expect to continue the 3-0 dominance that we showed against the team in the Baptism of Fire and have 2 wins against this team.

The Mice have arrived in Dance2Revolution and look forward to starting their first Cup of Harmony.
.....

Stuart LittleMouse had arrived, pondering the dreams tha he had been dreaming. That Ila and the Anik. His mind started thinking about hosts. The team that the Mice will face first in the Cup of Harmony. Onto Bazalonia that ripped their World Cup qualification from them and then onto Rejistania the team in the first slot of that group. And there his mind stayed, he was unsure exactly why, but it was almost like it felt home-like. But he dismmissed it, the psychiatrist had dismissed the content of the dream and used psycho-babble to explain that these dreams where the result of his unusual childhood. Being in one of the nations orphanages, he never really felt like he had a home and this was one of the ways his brain dealt with it by creating strange fantesies.

Stuart however knew that there was more to it then that and he managed to meet Peter SneakyMouse after he returned from the NationStates KleptoChase competition. Stuart and Peter where at the same orphanage and knew each other but the beauracracy of the Miceland government never really checked facts before assigning jobs. The words of the ESF agents where assumed to be correct. Peter SneakyMouse told Stuart LittleMouse everything that he found, now the question is how is he related to Ila and why the heck is he getting those dreams.

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After mixed results in World Cup xXx Qualifying, the Cocoabos return for the Cup of Harmony XXII

Probable Starting Eleven



GK :: N/A ( #80 ) : Unknown Location
DEF :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #2 ) : Unknown Location
DEF :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #6 ) : Unknown Location
DEF :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #4 ) : Unknown Location

DMC :: N/A ( #33 ) : Unknown Location
MID :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #29 ) : Unknown Location
MID :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #22 ) : Unknown Location
MID :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #21 ) : Unknown Location
MID :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #26 ) : Unknown Location
FOR :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #19 ) : Never Stepped Foot in Rejistania
FOR :: http://www.3wideracing.com/forums/uploads/post-19-1155877146.gif ( #11 ) : Unknown Location





Potential Reserve Players (Subject to Change)



GK :: Unknown Species ( #82 ) : Unknown Location
GK :: Unknown Species ( #95 ) : Believed to have once resided in Makosile

DEF :: Unknown Species ( #3 ) : Unknown Location
DEF :: Unknown Species ( #5 ) : Unknown Location
DEF :: Unknown Species ( #8 ) : Unknown Location
DEF :: Unknown Species ( #7 ) : Unknown Location

DMC :: Unknown Species ( #35 ) : Unknown Location
MID :: Unknown Species ( #28 ) : Unknown Location
MID :: Unknown Species ( #23 ) : Unknown Location
MID :: Unknown Species ( #25 ) : Unknown Location
MID :: Unknown Species ( #27 ) : Unknown Location

FOR :: Unknown Species ( #13 ) : Unknown Location
FOR :: Unknown Species ( #10 ) : Unknown Location
FOR :: Unknown Species ( #16 ) : Unknown Location

Holy Jungle Cat!
Vilita and Turori set for Battle


It's been 16 cups since the Tropics of Vilita last participated in the Cup of Harmony. The Vilita Jungle Cats, who made their debut on the international stage in World Cup 13 Rejistania & Cockbill Street, were just a hair too late to enter the 5th Cup of Harmony hosted by Melmond. Instead, Vilita had to settle for the Cup of Tardy, which they won. After failing to qualify for the World Cup Finals in World Cup 14 qualifying, Vilita returned to the Cup of Harmony, and were victorious in The Belmore Family by a 4-2 scoreline after extra time over Jeruselem. Vilita never looked back, maing thirteen consecutive World Cup Finals appearances before the dissapointment of World Cup 28 Qualifying saw the all-out suspension of the Vilitan sporting program. No Cup of Harmony. No World Cup 29 Qualifiers.

Fast Forward, and after a valiant fight, Vilita has once again missed out on Qualification. After seasons of battling amongst the top 10 in the world, Vilita has been relegated to a third seed in a four team invitational cup qualifying group. The last time that Vilita found themselves in this position, the two nations ranked above them in the group had never stepped foor into international soccer.

It was a fairly uneventful day in Yeaddin, Vilita - home of the winners of the inagural Nationstates Champions League, the Yeaddin Owls. A few local lads were picking up a broadband stream from nearby Turori and listening in to the Cup of Harmony group draw.

"...and now on to Group 2..."

The lads looked at each other, obviously both conveying dissapointment at having missed the calling of the first group which may have consisted of their beloved Jungle Cats.

"Spruitland, the top seed in the tournament will lead Group 2."

The lads scoffed. Spruitland had ceased as a nation for a long time, how could they still be ranked 23rd in the world? Luckily rank is only a number, right?

"Followed by Turori..."

The lads bursted out in laughter. They found it funny that their neighbors from Turori would have to face the 'best team' in the tournment. There's never really been a big rivalry between the two nations, because they've never really played each other before, but still, the lads found it funny.

"And then will be the Tropics of Vilita;..."

The sight was visible to all those around. One lad had soiled his pants, and the other may have chipped a tooth on the tarmac as his jaw crashed to the floor. that's not supposed to happen. Vilita and Turori aren't supposed to compete against each other. Heck, Vilita and Turori have been widely rumored to be uniting for future tournaments - fielding a single team consisting of the best players of both nations. They already are doing that in the regional tournaments to see how it goes. Surely the announcer had read that wrong....

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Mateys to fight for second place

The CoH groups have been drawn and the Mateys where hoping for something a bit more 'easier'. Mateys have been drawn in group 1 with hosts, Dance 2 Revolution, demot and the Mice of Miceland.

At the moment it looks like Dance 2 Revolution will run away witht he group as they are clearly the most skilled team, so the Mateys join Demot and the Micelanders in a fight for second.

With Kirk trying out a new formation and style of play not many fans are very confident but Kirk has stated that he has complete confidence, and captain Akobyi came out and said, "the defence are very tight, the midfield is on fire and Livingston can do nearly anything in their, the boy can do no wrong at the minute, we have every confidence in him, For one of the first times we have people competing for every position so if someone doesnt play well they are dropped, myself included. Infact i may have the most pressure on me in the squad as all of the five forwards in the squad are on form and have fairly impressive scoring records".

Lets just wait and see, Mateys no not to underestimate teasm such as Demot as all too often the Mateys themselves have been the underdogs and have pulled some good results, such as drawing with Milchama in WC 29 and again with Caution more recently in WC 30 qualifying.

Onwards and Upwards

The Wentland FA board had summoned Tommy Barnes before the Cup of Harmony.

"Mr Barnes, we are of course disappointed that we did not qualify for the World Cup finals. That's, what, four failures on the trot?"

"We had the very best record of any non-qualifier. We would have qualified in almost any other group with double figure wins. We are going into the Cup of Harmony as third seeds and we expect to match that, supposing the draw works in our favour."

"That is good, because we have been wondering about the Crowhurst experiment. After all, you lost the Cup final this year to the Heathens."

"We won the league by 6 points. After 5 doubles on the trot the law of averages would suggest that we were bound to lose one cup match once."

"Yes, yes. Just that the others seem to be getting a bit closer."

"Yes, and I have included a lot of the Heathens' players in the squad again. Remember it was those players that got us close to qualifying. Had certain individuals not lost their heads against Cataduanes they'd be there now."

"Yes, yes, we agree. It's just that we need some success having missed out again."

"Gentlemen, if you want my resignation you can have it right now. But I genuinely feel we can reach the semis at least. Had D2R not cocked up in the qualifying we'd probably be favourites to win..."

"Yes, that's the target to set."

"What, win or be sacked?"

"Well, not quite..."

"OK, I get the message. Gentlemen, good day to you."

Bob#1: *looks at the draw* well looks like there is a familiar opponent in this draw ..... thats right marceu state, hopefully this time we will do better against them,

Bob#2: well we also have to play 2 teams we never played and thats Roryville, they seem like a good team,

Bob#1: right you are, the other team is ah who cares, i forgot

Bob#2: apparently we have the worst chance of winning this, you know what i say, We are going to be the male version of cinderella team in this tournament.

Bob#1 right you are

OOC: Dial S for Stupid, I posted with the wrong ntaion, I wanted to post with System Karela
IC:
The temple of Karela is an impressive building, it is tall and if you just approach it, you feel that you better go away from there, that you sheer presence there is an attack and the temple has means to defend against you. However, the monks and priests do not feel that. For them, the temple is the center of sheer Karela as well, but they rather have a 'home, sweet home' feeling about it. So does Priest Jene when he, in one of the numerous side-chambers of the temple plans for the Cup of Harmony.n Suddenly someone knocks on the door. The priest opens it and sees a monk, which is close to collapsing. "Hello monk Jurin, what brought you here?"
"Priest Jene... Spaamanian Plijous... we can not play against them on the Offshore Pitch."
"What do you say?"
"Hurricane... heading for System Karela"
"The nation is defended against hurricanes by Karelan magic."
"Offshore... pitch... isn't!"
"Shit!"
"We can't let this nation into System Karela! This Belmore-person, he..." then the monk collapses.
The priest carries the monk to a mattress and casts some spells on him. Monk Jurin opens his eyes, looks rather confused and sees the priest look at him. "You ran from the meteologic center here in Divensirsk all the way to the temple of Karela?"
"From Unentschiedenstadt."
"No wonder you were that exhausted. I casted Sajakeveriihelamaterekana on you."
The monk was too shocked to say anything.

In other news, the Temple of Karela has required anyone who wishes to enter System Karela to be vaccinated against VODAIS and Takil.

So we're back here again

Dance 2 Revolution enter the Cup of Harmony yet again, a competition in which the Revolutionaries have had a very mixed bag of results in. Holders of the worst ever defeat in a Cup of Harmony final (4-0 vs. Commerce Heights in CoH4.) which, since, has only been an equalled defecit, is one of D2R's less glamorous parts of history.

However, Dance 2 Revolution will be looking to avoid another harmonious humiliation as the competition is hosted in the nation for the first ever time. Looking at the history of the tournament, most participating hosts seem to do well. This, however, conflicts Dance 2 Revolution's terrible record in the tournament. It would appear that something has got to give.

Dance 2 Revolution's previous Cup of Harmony record:
CoH 4: Finalist (0-4 L Commerce Heights)
CoH 5: 6th Place (0-1 L Lovebug)
CoH18: Final 16 (0-2 AET L Spaam)
CoH19: Quarter Finals (0-3 L McPsychoville)

P 22 W 10 D 3 L 9 GF 26 GA 28 GD -2

Dance 2 Revolution's first match is against The Mice of Miceland in The Dead End Arena, home to MAX United. The stadium is based in the town of Siidi in the northern-most parts of the Onia region. It is widely believed that the Miceland players may well be affected by the strong winds that engulf the stadium due to its position near the sea.

Officials at the Revolutionarian Football Association declared that expansion work on the PARANOiA STADiUM and The Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium will be completed to host matches in the latter stages of the tournament, despite speculation that the work had come under some complications.

The RFA also declared that Naoki Maeda, Dance 2 Revolution Hall of Famer and captain of the famous World Cup 17 Dance 2 Revolution side, would be taking over as interim manager as the interest in Starblaydia's Khim Azanulbizarn cannot be possibly uptaken until later, after the conclusion of World Cup 30. Naoki Maeda is a surprise announcement as it was widely expected that Gavrj Taqin would be asked to reconsider his resignition from the Head Coach job until the end of the Cup of Harmony. Maeda's first job in charge will be to declare the squad for the upcoming tournament, which he is expected to do in the next few hours.

A look at the group

Dance 2 Revolution (hosts) 30
Lisburn Mateys 55
The Mice of Miceland 72
Demot 80

Following the embarassing qualifying campaign of World Cup 30, D2R can count themselves extremely lucky to have stayed ranked in the top 30, although this is expected to change following the conclusion of the WC. We will be looking to salvage some pride, and the Revolutionarian followers will be expecting the hosts to give a hell-like reception to the rest of the group.

Elsewhere, It would appear that Demot and Miceland would be fighting it out for the 3rd place spot. However, Miceland have proven to be a sporting force, and only narrowly missed out of qualification. Miceland will be aiming high and Lisburn Mateys better not try and get too friendly with the mice, or they may end up being toppled.

Fixtures:

Dance 2 Revolution vs. The Mice of Miceland (Dead End Arena, Siidi, Onia)
Dance 2 Revolution vs. Demot (RevenG Stadium, Vev'Sakura, Estlesire)
Lisburn Mateys vs. Dance 2 Revolution
The Mice of Miceland vs. Dance 2 Revolution
Demot vs. Dance 2 Revolution
Dance 2 Revolution vs. Lisburn Mateys (Rsatraz, Qaliki Desert, Qaliki)

Konigseifert Chronicle
Edged out of World Cup 30, Golden Eagles go for Cup of Harmony
Geisenfried looks to capture the 'other' cup

Yes, we feel your pain as well. Knocked out by Bazalonia by naught but a single point, Geisenfried recieved third once more in its World Cup qualifying division. With their World Cup dreams deflated by the ever-so-close margin, the Golden Eagles seek to vent their frustration into victories in the Cup of Harmony competition. This will be the last hurrah for a camadre of players currently on the Geisenfried national team, so expect them to want to go out with a bang. However, while we can talk all day about our disappointment and so on, how does the path look on the road towards the Cup of Harmony?

The answer? Not bad, actually. Geisenfried finds itself in Group 4, situated along with Tynelia, Virginia Nova, and Errinundera. Tynelia, a familiar foe thanks to repeat matches in both WC28 and the following Cup of Harmony, holds the top of the group by a hair, with our Golden Eagles nipping at their feet. What are our chances against them? Not bad, and both matches can go either way depending on a variety of factors. Next up is Virginia Nova, a team that we really don't expect to do well, for one reason or another. Should get two wins out of those matches. Finally, we have Errinundera, our first opponent for our Cup of Harmony run. This team doesn't look to do to bad, but doesn't quite have the strength of the top two teams. With that said, our final prediction for our group has Geisenfried pulling a small upset of Tynelia to take first, and Errinundera managing to keep out of the cellar against Virginia Nova.

1. Geisenfried
2. Tynelia
3. Errinundera
4. Virginia Nova
Bold predicted to advance.

How goes the rest of the competition? We figure it'll go something like this:

Group 1: Hosts D2R get through the first stage without too much difficulty, while Miceland surpises Lisburn and knocks them out of the competition.

Group 2: Spruitland should dominate, and we expect the Vilita to defeat its colony Turori for advancement.

Group 3: Haraki takes first, while Raging Penguins slip through, leaving a path of devastation and destruction behind them.

Group 5: Wentland grabs first, while Alan Belmore lifts Spaamanian Plijous over System Karela to head into the next round.

Group 6: Vuam and Isma make it through without too much hassle, while Qazox manage to defeat their archrivals to take it to the next round.

Group 7: The Lowland Clans go on, with Rorysville right behind them.

Group 8: Dorian and Sonya manages to stop underachieving and somehow take the group, while Az-Cz stuns a rapidly falling Magnus Valerius and send them packing.

The first match for Geisenfried, as previously mentioned, will be against Errinundera at the Haimuller Coastal Colisseum. In related news, the GGQA (Geisenfried GenderQueer Association), after recently gaining recognition by the government, has stated that a number of members have planned to come to the game in support of the Errinunderan genderqueer player rosaniel.

Schedule
Geisenfried ?-? Errinundera
Virginia Nova ?-? Geisenfried
Geisenfried ?-? Tynelia
Errinundera ?-? Geisenfried
Geisenfried ?-? Virginia Nova
Tynelia ?-? Geisenfried
Home games in red.
Away games in black.

Table
Group 4 W L D PT GF GA GDF
Tynelia 0 0 0 0 0 0 +0
Geisenfried 0 0 0 0 0 0 +0
Virginia Nova 0 0 0 0 0 0 +0
Errinundera 0 0 0 0 0 0 +0

The Boyars At'Em in the Cup of Harmony!

With another failed attempt at qualification, the Boyars have found themselves in the Cup of Harmony once again. With a successful cup last time, the Boyars are ready to rock again, and this time, they hope to take the trophy! As you may know, they were beaten by Milchama 2:0 over the cup last CoH.

Here we have Ilya Pavlov, Head Coach, on his strategy for this cup.

"...I believe that this cup could once again prove our football skills and our rise to fame and prominence on the world stage in football. This is our second chance to win a cup, I believe, and we made it past the first rounds in the previous Cups of Harmony, so I would believe that Magnus Valerius, in its fourth Cup of Harmony, will do the same. Of course, we do not have our Orthodox Brethren from The Archregimancy here to support us, but that is because they did great and qualified. We wish them luck."

Pavlov also said that he made some changes to the the way the players play. For once, he said that he will be making a lot more use of the subs, who have been neglected for the past several competitions, and he will try to have them in to play well. After all, when we had a game full of subs during WC30, we kicked ass. Secondly, Pavlov has notioned that he may be adding in the newly signed players to the team into the main line-up soon, thanks to the fact that our lineup has aged from its debut in WC27. Finally, Pavlov also leaked that he was looking for signing on the descendant of an old Valerian football star. We are on the edge of our seats! Could it be a member of the Hohenstauffen clan? We'll have to find out in the next world cup!



My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod Scoring Events Y
RP injuries to my players Y
Godmod injuries to my players Yes, if in good taste and in moderation
Hand out Yellow cards to my players Y
Hand out Red cards to my players Y
Godmod Other Events Y

The Boyars will use their now-established and standard formation, 3-4-3.

Their playing style modifier is +2.

And here's the roster for the Cup of Harmony:

Coaching Staff

Manager/Coach
Ilya Pavlov (Tabriz Immortals Coach, Age 58)

Assistant Manager
Edouard Fremont (Isangrad Legion Assistant Coach, Age 55)

Starting Players

Goalkeeper:
Gustav Sibel (Gotenhavn Tigers, #12) Age 40

Defenders:
Stephan Bobrinsky (Meijis City Druzhina, #29) Age 36
Nestor Lucinius (Nova Mantova Praetorians, #4) Age 34
Yves de la Ronge (Nikeah United, #93) Age 39

Midfielders:
Mongke Urt-Urumqi (Shorehaven Colonials, #30) Age 37
Jonathon Song (Isangrad Legion, #52) Age 33
Heinrich Zerbst (Badenese Alpine FC, #7) Age 38
Yeufimei Bashkirsky (Trikoupes United, #70) Age 38

Strikers:
Jacques d'Anjou (Paladins du Blancmonte, #8) Age 36
George Illyanich (Isangrad Legion [Star Football Player], #1) Age 34
Kyrill Feodorov (Tabriz Immortals, #23) Age 33

Subsitute Players

Goalkeepers:
Ferenc de Mazovy (Belagrad Szekely, #10) Age 34
Ali ibn Dumat (Port Persepoli FC, #28) Age 38

Defenders:
Timofeos Wong (Isangrad Legion, #56) Age 33
Seymour Donnalson (Tabriz Immortals, #41) Age 36
Vincent Dravayzhushsky (Isangrad Legion, #3) Age 39
Pierre-Francois de Villebleu (Nikeah United, #99) Age 18
Gregorios Ylikov (Isangrad Legion, #7) Age 20

Midfielders:
Luca Romanus (Kydonia Killer Whales, #11) Age 35
Karl von Stoffel (Zellburg Uhlans, #20) Age 18
Bela Ungvar (Belagrad Szekely, #86) Age 37

Attackers:
Gannibal Ioannidis (Alexandria Eagles, #3) Age 40
Ismail Mendeleev (Havre de Paix FC, #13) Age 41

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VBC (Valerian Broadcasting Corporation) --- The Evening Report
A Group of Ownage?! Definitely a Must-See!

Hello Magnus Valerius, I am Maurice deTabarneau. Today, the long-awaited draws were announced to the world for the Cup of Harmony XXII. With a long tradition of doing well in the Cup of Harmony but not really qualifying in the World Cups, Magnus Valerius has grown fond of these cups. We hope that we haven't grown too fond, for that could make us sit in Cups of Harmony forever! Ahem, well the draws were announced today in Dance 2 Revolution, and Magnus Valerius's Boyars have gotten into a great group that could once again lead to the Boyars making it past the first round of the CoH for the fourth time in a row!

Group 8 (with the exception of Dorian and Sonya) is full of people who need to get ready to be steamrolled into a loss by the Boyars. Already, sports shops report that toy steamrollers are being sold out across the country; fans have been racking them up to take with them to games. The group just shows why they have stirred up a rage of excitement for the Cup of Harmony:


Group 8

Magnus Valerius 37 15.60
Dorian and Sonya 46 12.64
Az-cz 71 8.12
Elves Security Forces 74 7.14

As you can see, Magnus Valerius is the top seed of the group, and perhaps the flashiest in its playing abilities. It also appears to be a group of humanoids! With Magnus Valerius at the top of the group, there seems to be little in our way to go on ahead and make it to the next round. Dorian and Sonya, who seem to have developed a CoH tradition here as well, will be playing with us in this Cup of Harmony. We salute them and their elves, and particularly, the elves of the state of Syl'Vana here in Magnus Valerius are planning to root for them if they attend their games. Dorian and Sonya faced a bad WC30 like the Boyars (who began their decline after MD6's loss to ASMV). D&S couldn't get more than a draw against the weenies of their group in later matchdays. The next are the up-and-coming Az-cz, who are apparently a nation of gnomes. They waltzed over the competition in their Baptism of Fire, and it would be interesting to play them. Finally, we face off another nation populated with elves, the ESF. They started off in WC29, and frankly, they have nothing on us.

Speaking of group rankings and predictions, Sportsman Chuck of the Isangrad Times has some juicy predictions for this Cup of Harmony. And here he is himself: The Man. The Sportsman. Sportsman Chuck!

Thanks, Maurice. Indeed, I do have some predictions for the Valerian Empire tonight on the Cup of Harmony. First, let's see Group 8, where the good ol' Boyars are ready to rock:

1) Magnus Valerius
2) Dorian and Sonya
3) Az-cz
4) Elves Security Forces

What, you say? My prediction chart looks the same as the group chart? Well, of course it does. I don't think Magnus Valerius is likely to concede defeat to anyone in this group. I bet the Boyars will make a big comeback from their lackluster performance in WC30 and breeze through this group. Dorian and Sonya will come in second with little fight as well, as they have been around longer than the bottom two of the group. We believe the gnomes of Az-cz will come in third, because gnomes are funny-looking! Finally, I think ESF will settle for fourth. To think that they predicted the Boyars drawing with them 2-2 so they could qualify for the next stages is nothing but arrogance, and we think they won't outshine MV or D&S. Seriously, Virginia Nova predicted they would get ahead of us in the last CoH and we took it home to them with a crushing win for us against them.

Let's look at Group 1:

Dance 2 Revolution (hosts) 30 24.13
Lisburn Mateys 55 10.83
The Mice of Miceland 72 7.90
Demot 80 6.35

Well, we know that D2R will come in first, since they have easy competition. We think the Mice of Miceland might be an upstart, but will be no match for Demot, me thinks.

Prediction: 1 - D2R, 2 - Lisburn Mateys, 3 - Demot, 4 - Miceland.

On to Group 2!

Spruitland 23 30.49
Turori 47 12.29
Vilita 58 10.27
Alasdair I Frosticus 88 5.61

Spuritland will hands-down manage to eke by the rest of the competition to come in first, if Turori or Vilita have nothing to say about it. Vilita looks strong, and might come across some weakspots against Turori. Alasdair I Frosticus, while our favorite team of the group, will sadly not manage more than 4th place, given their running performance.

Prediction: 1 - Spuritland, 2 - Vilita, 3 - Turori, 4 - Alasdair I Frosticus.

Group 3 looks like rough competition.

Haraki 36 16.21
Sativaville 56 10.63
Raging Penguins 61 9.68
Sel Appa 100 4.00

Haraki, the top seeds, will look like they have trouble against their tough competition. I still think that they will make it, just because Sativaville and Raging Penguins will be stealing points from each other and reducing their chances to qualify. We think that the mighty Penguins will move past Sativaville's players, who are probably too stoned to realize that they're losing and in the Cup of Harmony (while they're at it, they could share some of their goods with me... ahem). Sel Appa will be like a little lighter to the rest of the torches in this group. We don't expect them to do much except play as the rug for this group.

Prediction: 1 - Haraki, 2 - Raging Penguins, 3 - Sativaville, 4 - Sel Appa.

Group 4 has even tougher competition...

Tynelia 43 14.51
Geisenfried 53 11.45
Virginia Nova 70 8.52
Errinundera 108 3.71

Tynelia is the top seeds, but they might not be enough to stop Geisenfried, who are just a few points behind them. Virginia Nova will likely come in third, but just barely; they have a better shot at making it past the first rounds this time around, and if they're on the go, we might see them fight over second with Tynelia. The awkward, druidic tree-worshippers of Errinundera don't have the battle scars to make it out of fourth, but we hope they do well and, with more cups of experience, they could soon be the top seeds of their CoH group (like us, at the moment)!

Prediction: 1 - Geisenfried, 2 - Tynelia, 3 - Virginia Nova, 4 - Errinundera.

And now, Group 5.

Wentland 34 18.02
Spaamanian Plijous 52 11.55
System Karela 73 7.14
Tocapa 110 3.44

Another one of those groups whose predictions will look the same as the group chart! Wentland will have little trouble against Spaamanian Plijous or the Karelan playing style. Spaam-Pli will make it in 2nd too. And the rest, well, you know...

Prediction: 1 - Wentland, 2 - Spaamanian Plijous, 3 - System Karela, 4 - Tocapa.

Group 7 is full of evil, bloodsucking wombats!

Vuam and Isma 39 15.35
Qazox 49 12.10
Green Wombat 64 9.52
Aurendia 78 6.38

Vuam and Isma will have some serious issues dealing with Qazox, who seem to be doing mooo-velously. (*cough* alright, bad joke). Anyways, we will see the Green Wombats ground to dust by... Aurendia? Makes for some interesting play, but we think that this group has some real wild cards in the bottom seed.

Prediction: 1 - Qazox, 2 - Vuam and Isma, 3 - Aurendia, 4 - Green Wombat


And last but not least, Group 7

The Lowland Clans 44 14.21
Rorysville 51 11.69
Marceau State 63 9.63
Marion Oaks 2 150 1.77

Our old CoH rivals from last CoH's qualifying rounds, the clansmen of the Lowlands will likely concede the top spot to Rorysville. Considering that they were the strong 2nd and lost out to us (by the way, Milchama, the champions, were in the same group), they might do the same here. Maybe, maybe not. Marceau State might attempt on Roryville's life here in the group, but will likely come up empty-handed in 3rd. Marion Oaks 2 is laughable, and will be stapled to the floor as an all-around welcome mat for Group 7.

Prediction: 1 - Rorysville, 2 - Lowland Clans, 3 - Marceau State, 4 - Marion Oaks 2.

And those are my predictions this time around folks!

And Now, Football Blessings from His Holiness Patriarch Feodor III

God be with you, children of Magnus Valerius. I have decided to make a tradition of blessing teams and nations in the Cup of Harmony for hopeful performances. Across religions, a blessing is the same, and I plan to uphold that notion. Of course, if the Anathematic Republics are involved, they will get nothing but hatred from me!

Ahem, well, here are my blessings for tonight.

First of all, I would like to bless The Boyars! Our national team has come so far from coming back in WC27, after a long hiatus. Now, we shake the earth in our groups, being really good players and all. I bless them so that this time around in this Cup of Harmony, we win the cup!

My second blessing goes out to Dorian and Sonya, who will be honored in our games against them. Although me and the fellow Orthodox hierarchy in SCOBINS have classified Dorian and Sonya as a borderline heresy to the Orthodox faith, I believe that we might accept their differences in doctrine in time. And, since they are similar to us in faith and in football play and history, I pray to God for them. Plus, their ladies are... fun to watch on the field.

I also have prayed for Errinundera. They, in my eyes, seem a little pagan, but nonetheless, they have tended to God's Gardens on Earth and His mighty forests with great care in their realm. We Valerians also respect our environment, and try to do everything we can to protect it and reduce our pollution, despite our huge emphasis on industry.

Vuam and Isma, Qazox, and Aurendia also have my blessings. They will crush the Green Wombats as the demons from Hell they are, and Of course, Qazox and Vuam and Isma will be facing off against the Boyars later; they'll probably need to save my blessings until then, ho ho ho!

And, my children, that are my blessings for tonight. I will announce more as the games develop and I shall be watching with enthusiasm. So, God Bless, and have a great Cup of Harmony, everyone!

The Spruitland Wabbits

Head coach: Cor Bensen

Goalkeepers:
1. Simon Briers (38, GK, captain), AFC Avidia, Krytenia
12. Tristan Verelst (34, GK), Makosile United, Vilita
22. Vic Varckenboer (26, GK), RFC Godiva

Defenders:
2. Pascal Ploewier (28, DRC), Jonesville City
3. Koenraad Opdebeeck (35, DLC), Turoki Isle, Vilita
4. Nico Van Dyck (38, DC), Thiel United
5. Fritz Wigmeister (36, DC), Bucks Lake Athletic, Bedistan
15. Jakke Kopper (25, DRC), Lepus FC
16. Sander Zandt (28, DLC), Sativa Stoners
21. Zwi Kibby (38, DLC), Lepus FC

Midfielders:
6. Ziggy Wilander (36, MC), Graham City FC, The Lowland Clans
7. Gary Mariano (35, AMR), Kester Town, Hypocria
8. Gert Planaeter (28, AMC), New Brux FC
11. Lee Beck (36, AML), Sativa Stoners
14. Pierre Oppergodt (26, AMR), Lepus FC
17. Torsten Prins (34, AMLC), Noordlo Rovers
19. Wim Honnegat (27, MC), Thiel United
20. Fredje Cartwiel (26, AML), FC Tigue

Forwards:
9. Chico Provoost (33, SC), Arcticala Inlet, Vilita
10. Dirk Jools (37, SC), FC Albertine
13. Benji Kloots (26, SC), RSC Joyce
18. Gino Tersago (28, SC), FC Patatt
23. Taki Sala (35, SC), Lepus FC


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D2R Squad Announced

...and here it is. Maeda's selection:


# Goalkeepers

1 Jorge Handplant
13 Iskassa Zarischa
21 Fauchgar Mitnav

Defenders

2 Yylix Forescos DR
3 Hignada Maeda DL
5 Kinitka Darijin DC
6 Xinza Uto DC
12 Naoki Seriiseiineii DML
16 Gfa Qaafat DR
20 Kjhira Fachgar DC

Midfielders

4 Xinza Iijja DMC
7 Kalatni Creqwt MR
8 Fauchgar Maeda AMC
11 Dariji Fvilitikk ML
15 Nalik Taqin MC
17 Traqz Nibat MRL
18 Nayer Valik AMC
22 Paok Gwu DMC

Strikers/Forwards

9 Über Jnr. FS
10 Yaniv Skra S
14 Rayu Maeda FC
19 Fredrik Van Hujkdul S
23 Iyrp Di Sakura FC


Manager: Naoki Maeda (Temporary)
Assistant Manager: Uber

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Vumaou's Flock Under Threat
Vilita Cove Derby: Do cocoabo's really care?




When Turorian head coach Jualiar Vumaou began training his flock of Cocoabo's to become the new members of the Turorian national football team, he perfected their technical abilities, he groomed them for stamina and he pushed them to build up their pace. But theres one thing that Vumaou did not forsee in his preparations, and it may be too late to get the message accross as the Turori Eels have been shockingly paired with former colonial rulers Vilita in Group 2 of the World Cup xXx Cup of Harmony tournament.

"I haven't made up my mind quite yet" Vumaou stated when asked what he was going to do about the surprise matchup. "We've trained these Cocoabo's to play to the same level of intensity no matter who the opposition is. We never anticipated playing a rival nation, because we really don't have any. We've gotten some small matchups here and there with Sarzonia and Audioslavia, but those were a while back and we never considered that we would have to face Vilita. We've never really done it before, at least not since we were competitive. We played them in the inagural AOCAF, but it was our first ever sporting event really, so obviously it wasn't much of a matchup. On paper we'll be going into the two games as favorites - which is something that we never really could have dreamed of when we first started this program. But when it comes down to it - The Vilitans are going to be circling these two games on their calendars; but the cocoabo's can't hold a pen."

When asked about the prospect of calling regular Turorian's into the squad, Vumaou was hesitant. "Well, we've agreed to have them released for eligibility in the joint AOCAF squad, and others just aren't match fit at the time, we've really turned our back on them which we are regretting now, but we'll see, hopefully the cocoabo's can do the job. I don't think a mixed side would work, though we'll be watching Kristofer Kilpter's AOCAF performances very closely. He's eligible for both nations at the moment, and the last thing we want is for him to be called into the side to play against us."

Vumaou's Flock open the tournament against Alasdair I Frosticus, and will be favored to secure the three points in the lead up to the derby against Vilita at the Lirai Asku Castle in Yeaddin.





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World Cup xXx :: The Turori Roster (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11562153&postcount=76)

World Cup xXx :: The Turori Story
- (1) Jualiar Vumaou Named as Turori Head Coach! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11550142&postcount=58)
- (2) Vumaou enters Legends Shootout (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11552142&postcount=64)
- (3) What the Hell are those?! ... and where are the eels... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11552142&postcount=143)
- (4) Vumaou's Flock in Caesarean Ripping (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11552142&postcount=204)
- (5) Q&A: Flock Flying Top of the Table (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11552142&postcount=344)
- (6) FAT focked by VFA in hosting debacle (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11552142&postcount=356)
- (7) Scandal in the Island Emirate (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11552142&postcount=385)
- (8) Turorian Transmission Interception (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11552142&postcount=463)

THE HOLY EMPIRE HERALD

IMPERIAL SQUAD PREPARES FOR ANOTHER CAMPAIGN OF POINTLESS FUTILITY
Chance of Upset Qualification Declared "Virtually Non-Existent"

By Constantine Ducaso
Archregimancy Correspondent

National team coach and World Cup Hall of fame legend Juan Tzimisces, fresh off a pathetic failure in the World Cup Legends Penalty competition, today proclaimed the Holy Empire's chances of reaching the knock-out stages of the Cup of Harmony to be 'virtually non-existent' after the squad drew tournament favourites Spruitland, former World Cup powerhouse Vilita and Vilitan colony Turori in the group stages.

"What do you expect me to say about that?" said Tzimisces. "Here we are attempting to rebuild the squad into something vaguely resembling international respectability, and we draw three of the toughest teams in the tournament. We stand about as much chance of qualifying out of the group as a former cocaine using recovering alcoholic does of being elected President of the United States."

Tzimisces immediately courted scandal by announcing that he had bet 10,000 nomismata on the Imperial squad finishing bottom of the group, obviously forgetting that the last time he took a similar action, in World Cup 25, the Imperials had an unexpectedly successful campaign, beating Commerce Heights on the way to shock mid-table respectability.

Or maybe he does remember. Either way, this journalist plans on joining the coach in betting on a campaign of pointless futility.

Previously....PART THE 18TH

Latias: HOW??? HOW WHAT? HOW I RAISED YOUR CHILD ALONE?? SURVIVED THAT SHOT?? CAUSED QAZOX TO LOSE TO BOSTOPIA AT TEH LAST WORLD CUP??? HOW WHAT??

Kyle/Paul: How.... umm. How is she doing? Our daughter?

Latias: OUR DAUGHTER??? I raised her... fed her, clothed her without anyone's help and 16 years later you dare ask How she is doing? Fine. Ask her your self, she should be back any minute after disposing of those two idiots who brought you here.

Sure enough, Agent Orange walked right through the door at that moment.

Latias: Agent Orange, meet your "FATHER" Kyle Cartman.

Agent Orange stood there looking at the man her mother claimed was her father. The man looked older than dirt to her, but something is his eyes made her take a second look and despite never having seen him until 30 minutes ago, she knew he was her father.

Latias: Agent Orange, you are dismissed for now. If you do not hear from me within an hour, implement Operation Omega Pi.

Kyle: Omega Pi...Why does that sound so familar to me?

Latias: All in due time, Kyle, all in due time, but first, the real reason you're here, or so you think. The match-fixing scandal. It was easy of course, you sell weapons to any old country during a civil war and no-one's the wiser as they think the other side stole them. Then I used that money to bribe every offical on the World Cup Committee (ooc: I'm not saying that the WWC is corrupt.. just IC wise) to allow Qazox the glimmer of hope just to be crushed. Just like this year, Money does buy lots of things.

(to be continued....)

and now the continuation....

PART 19TH

Kyle just stood there in absolute shock. 1st, his only love, was still alive, 2nd, he had a daughter, 3rd, his old flame was behind every thing that has gone wrong in Qazox over the last 4 years. and 4th.. well 4th he didn't have a gun to his head for the first time in weeks.

Kyle: So money bought all that?

Latias: Yes. and that asteroid that has scrambled communications all over the Continuum? Just a bit of help form a country that shall remain nameless.

Kyle: Omega Pi. Omega Pi... Don't tell me, one of your old boss's ideas right? Crashing an electro-magnetic asteroid into the heart of Qazox thereby creating an Elctro-magnetic Pulse strong enough to not only permenently wipe out any trace of technology in Qazox, but to also incapacitate any person within 400 miles for at least 24 hours. Thusly, givign Green Wombat a whole day to subdue and control Qazox and any other country caught in the fall-out?

Latias: True that was one of Uarez' ideas, but I just slightly changed the plan. After the upcoming Cup of Harmony, I'm going to crash the asteroid not into Qazox, but the sun, there by causing it to go supernova and destroying all of the Continuum.

Kyle: And just how to do expect to survive this?

Latias: Easy.. just who did you think your brother got his funding from? I kept copie of his time-machine prototype and with a tweak here and there it becomes a trans-dimensional portal. I plan to go to an alternate Qazox and begin life anew with my daughter.

Elven Times
Tension Building

With the highly anticipated match against Dorian and Sonya creeping closer and closer, tension and nerves are building in the locker room and around the stadium. The team is exicited to be vieing off against another nation of elves, and other interesting races. This will be the first time the squad has faced off against anything except human oppenents in regional or international play. The Elven Sports Commitee decided that in honor of such an occasion, that they decided to present the D&S side with a small gold statue of the ESF goddess Elune, as a sign of friendship and respect. When asked about what it would be like to face off against a nation of fellow elves, star striker Kyla Night was quite outspoken.

"Well its not like we havn't played against elves before. Many of us play in the domestic leagues and they are chop full of elves, except for the occosianal human. I really don't see what all the fuss is about. We still have to go out there and play our game for 90 minutes and try to pull out a result. I admit, they are a much tougher squad than us, so we're going to have to give it our all, and perhaps get some luck or a bounce to go our way in order to escape with a point or if we are extremely lucky, three."

And the spirited woman never spoke trurer words. Dorian and Sonya have played in a significant amount more in international competitions than the Marauders and have the expierence and talent to outwit and outplay even some of the best teams in the world. So the team has their work cut out for sure, but with the growing maturity of Cuellar and Tatum in the midfield, it is feasable that the team could must up the effort to escape with a draw. However if the squad should fail to do so, they still have another five matches to get their points. This is not a 100 yard dash, more of a 1000 yard relay, and this is just the first runner. So an early setback will be harmful, but not entirely devestating so long as the team does not get blown out by three or more goals.

Article by Ron Santapa

At the last minute, Lloyd Vargas and the Harakian team were arriving. The roster had not been announced. Although most speculated that, as in the past, Vargas would simply use the same team as he had for World Cup Qualifying, no-one was ever quite sure with the head coach.

Predictably enough, as they debarked from the plane, it was the same roster that had played in qualifying. With many players retiring after the end of the Cup of Harmony, and Vargas also on thin ice, it was like the end of an era in Harakian football.









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Format:
Number - Name - Position - Club Team - International debut year



10 - Mike Zendar – Forward (Right striker), Captain, national superstar – Kiros Tigers FC – WC27
A national hero and all-round great player, he has the best kick in all of Haraki. With a total of fifty-eight goals in international play, he has scored almost three times as many goals as any other Harakian player. He’s a great leader and a superb offensive player, which is why he gets to be captain of the team. He, along with fellow aging teammates and veterans Thomas Neils and Mark Stone, collectively announced their retirement from football altogether, effective as of the end of the tournament, which will mark the end of an era in Harakian football. He will turn 43 during qualifying.
(Five goals during qualifying - missed multiple weeks due to an injured ankle)
11 - Matthew Thompson – Forward (Left striker) – Uses Coast Football Club – WC28
Uses Coast’s star player was the secondary reserve forward for WC28, and saw very little play time, most spectacularly one failed game when Sharp and Ribald were both out sick. However, over the two years since that Cup, he has taken another dramatic upswing, winning the ‘Most Improved Player’ title in the HFL two years running. He ranked fourth in the league for overall goals over the past season, and it seems long-time coach Lloyd Vargas has decided to place him in as Haraki’s left-side forward.
(Six goals during qualifying)
15 - (R) Alicia Ribald – Forward – Arkia Serpents FC – WC27
The older of the two Ribald sisters, who entered Harakian football aggressively several ten years back, she is an aggressive offensive player who can handle the ball past anyone in Haraki club play. With a fierce sense of national pride, many have speculated that, had Haraki taken a standard 3-4-3 setup, she would have been the third forward. However, as her football debut for the team took place at 22, her age is catching up with her and this may well be the last Cup she participates in for the Hawks.
12 – (R) Charles Fense – Forward – Atherlon United Football Club – WC30
A younger and shorter player, he shows little potential for jumping or headers and actually takes all corner kicks for AUFC. However, his small frame makes him absurdly fast and lets him move around defenders like nothing. He has a deadly accurate kick, which allows him to slot home shots from impossible angles and past defenders or diving goalkeepers.
(Three goals during qualifying)

5 - Thomas Neils – Centre (Right defending midfield) – North Susa FC – WC27
One of the older players on the team, Neils is an excellent team player. His passing is second to none, allowing him to drop the ball wherever it needs to be at the drop of a hat. He has the most assists of any player ever in the Harakian Football League, and is widely considered the best supporting player ever to come out of Haraki. Together with Zendar and Stone, he announced his retirement from football after WC30.
7 - Richard Weber – Centre (Right midfield) – North Susa FC – WC28
After only one World Cup, Weber was already tied for third most goals of any Harakian player in international play. This year, he’s going for the second-most title, and eventually hopes to claim the highest count. He plays for the best football club in the nation, and is one of their star players, scoring the second most goals in the last season, twenty-one goals behind Mike Zendar. Everyone in Haraki is certain he’s going to be a force in Harakian football for years to come.
(Four goals in qualifying)
9 - Samantha Ribald – Centre (Left midfield) – Arkia Serpents FC – WC27
The second and youngest of the Ribald sisters, she is not quite as aggressive as her sister, but still a dangerous opponent. She has been a starting midfield since the team’s return to international play, and is still only in her late twenties, giving her plenty of time to maintain her status. She has stated in press conferences that she is planning on staying on the team for quite some time.
(Two goals in qualifying)
8 - Julie Vern – Centre (Centre attacking midfield) – Arkia Serpents FC – WC27
A young woman, whose parents were immigrants to Haraki. She grew up in the port city of Arkia, playing football with herself on the streets. As such, she is the best ball handler on the entire team, and can run faster than any other player on the Haraki Hawks while maintaining control of the ball. A reservist for WC27, she was made a starter for WC28 after her outstanding ball handling led to overwhelming Harakian possession in multiple games throughout the previous World Cup. She proved her worth then, as Haraki qualified for the Cup for the first time since World Cup 10.
(One goal in qualifying)
17 - Theo Angelica – Centre (Left defending midfield) – Kiros Tigers – WC29
Only twenty-one years old, Angelica is displaying amazing talent and was a starter for Haraki’s defending champion U21 side. He shows great talent as an offensive midfield, with a good shooting and passing foot and excellent agility that allows him to dodge opposing players for scoring runs.
(One goal in qualifying)
6 – (R) Luke Ford – Centre – Arkia Serpents FC – WC27
Luke Ford was a starting midfield for WC27, a reservist for WC28, and has now made his way back onto the starting rotation due to the absence of Manuel Cortes from the team. Ford is small, fast, and an enforcer for the team. He is in the top three players in the Haraki Football League (HFL) for penalties, and while not a great scorer, can still pull off some good shots, and a lot of good passes.
18 - (R) Sam Daily – Centre – Leopards – WC29
The descendant of some of Haraki’s first settlers, Daily is a good all-round player. He’s tough with good stamina and a good kick on him. Excels at heading the ball or hitting it with any part of him except his hands. The accuracy from his kick lets him send balls straight into opponents’ faces as well as the net.
14 – (R) Manuel Cortes – Centre – Atherlon United Football Club – WC27
A surprisingly aggressive player, he stands only 5’9” tall and under 150 pounds, but makes up for it with a dangerous attitude. He leads the Haraki league for penalties against, because he’s very good at riling up opposing players, mainly because he’s so damn cocky. His playing style is loose and uncontrolled, but also raw and primal, and surprisingly effective. He sat out World Cup 29 qualifying due to a suspension from the HFL for starting a fight on the field, and has been relegated to a reservist for World Cup 30.
(One goal during qualifying)
13 – (R) Rachel Kinden – Centre – Haelis Knights – WC30
A defensive midfield, she plays well in any defensive position or up into the centre and wings. Mostly known for excellent dribbling and good passing, the Haelis Chronicle has taken to calling her ‘the best parts of Thomas Neils mixed with the best parts of Julie Vern’. Apparently quite nice off the pitch, she also shows quite a temper, as she has been sent off the field several times for getting into heated arguments with referees over disputed calls or bookings, and once was given a red card and four-game suspension for what was apparently a revenge tackle from behind against an opposing player. Although a good player, these attributes have kept her from being signed to any better teams than Division Two’s Haelis Knights.

4 - Jonah Menike – Defence (Left defender) – Kiros Tigers FC – WC27
Plays on the same team as Haraki superstar Mike Zendar, and was originally slated as a reservist for WC27. He was brought in after Owen Peterson was injured in the first BoF game, and in numerous games was single-handedly responsible for keeping the ball out of the Harakian end. Fast, nimble, and with a quick and powerful kick, he is Haraki’s best defenceman.
2 - Werner Vittenbach – Defence (Right defender) – Lake Lidane FC – WC28
Born of immigrant parents, Vittenbach managed to get a slot on one of Haraki’s worst football club teams just this season, hoping to break out and be signed to a better team. He displays excellent speed, agility and passing, although his shooting could use some work. Very young and energetic, and one of the youngest members on the team at twenty-four, having gotten a four-year degree from the University of Atherlon before signing to Rion Area FC. After showing amazing prowess for Division 3’s Rion Area, he was signed to Lake Lidane FC. Was a reserve defender for WC28 before getting a starting spot two years ago due to the retirement of two of Haraki’s starters.
3 - Daniel Halner – Defence – Haelis Knights – WC29
Although the twenty-two-year old Daniel Halner showed great potential in his first several seasons, most primarily in sudden clearance kicks, he has now distinguished himself as Haraki’s best confrontational defender. His sudden tackles and excellent marking abilities make him a striker’s worst nightmare, and have earned him a spot as a starter for the team.
21 – (R) Rebecca Disano – Defence (Centre-back defender) – Isasi Warriors – WC29
Although not as big as some defenders, she is best known for a spectacular save during the latest season in which, after faking out the goalkeeper, the opposition forward firing a surefire goal, but half a metre before it would have rolled across the line she slid in and kicked it away, gaining her a standing ovation from the home crowd. She was brought in as a starter for the second half of WC29 qualifying after Gary Willis was removed for horrible play.
20 - (R) Alexandra Peterson – Defence – (Gorneth Heights) Blues – WC29
The daughter of former Hawks’ defender Owen Peterson, she was brought onto the team after Gary Willis was removed from it for abysmal play. She’s all-round good, with her foremost attribute being her sharp mind. She can predict what play is coming or where a shot will be going and be there to stop it from creating a scoring chance.

16 - Christopher O’Hara – Goalkeeper – North Susa FC – WC29
Haraki’s U21 goalkeeper, the absolutely spectacular Chris O’Hara is the national team’s primary goalkeeper this year, and is still the youngest player ever to join the Harakian national team, now nineteen years old. He signed to the same team as his idol, Mark Stone, and has now replaced him in net for both club and national teams.
1 – (R) Mark Stone – Goalkeeper – North Susa FC – WC27
The HFL’s best goaltender in the past, although he has been somewhat shaky in international play. Just in the time he has been in the HFL for the North Susa club, he has taken them to five final games and won four of them. Holds the records for both least goals allowed by a keeper and most shutouts in the HFL. He has played nearly every game for the Hawks since WC27’s Baptism of Fire, excluding one in which he was attacked by an opposing player and much of WC29 qualifying, in which Chris O’Hara took over halfway through. Together with Zendar and Neils, announced his retirement from football as of the end of WC30.
19 – (R) James Doohan – Goalkeeper – Viusa Crown – WC30
A relatively good player, he is in his early twenties and has been showing real skill for his team, one that has never shone much, staying at the bottom of Haraki’s first division. Quite possibly a late performer, Doohan’s save ratio rose dramatically over the last season, earning him a tentative spot as Haraki’s tertiary goalkeeper.

Coach – Lloyd Vargas – North Susa FC – WC27
Once a star player for the North Susa football club, which has historically been one of the best teams in the country, he retired at age thirty-six and has been coaching North Susa ever since. He’s taken them to five championship games and four victories in the seven years he’s been coaching them, and now has been appointed the head coach for the Haraki Hawks. Originally fired from the team after their dismal display in WC29’s Cup of Harmony, his replacement’s abysmal showing in the fourth Draggonnii Inviyatii earned him his comfortable spot back.

For the first time in his coaching career, Cor Bensen was a man under pressure. He wasn’t exactly surprised about that – for an international football coach, pressure is as much part of the job as an orgasm is part of a prostitute’s, you try like hell to avoid it, but it’s bound to happen sooner or later.

For Bensen, it was later rather than sooner - he had been the coach of the Spruitland Wabbits since World Cup 23. Since before World Cup 23 even, when he’d won the Baptism of Fire. That alone had gone a long way towards the longevity of his career, there wasn’t much he could do wrong for the next decade or so. But after that, when the Wabbits got into a seemingly endless stretch where they easily qualified for the World Cup Finals and then invariably got booted in the First Round, the public’s confidence in him had slowly started to crumble. But the Wabbits’ results had stayed pretty much status quo, and after every World Cup they climbed one or two spots up the ranking, so he had never been concerned for his job.

Not until now, at least. For the first time since World Cup 23, he had failed to lead his team to the World Cup Finals. Bensen fully expected to get the sack. Spruitlanders weren’t bloodthirsty people, but the comments about him in the press left little to the imagination. The only reason he was still in charge of the Wabbits now, with the Cup of Harmony due to start, was that Spruitlanders weren’t hasty people either. ‘A hurried spliff makes you wake up stiff’ was a well-known saying in Spruitland, and combined with ‘Don’t do today what you can delay until tomorrow’ it meant that he didn’t have to get in line at the unemployment bureau just yet.

How much longer he’d still be in charge of the Wabbits was anyone’s guess, but Bensen had no illusions, his bags were packed. The only way he could maybe – very maybe – avoid getting fired was if they went on to win this Cup of Harmony. Provided, of course, they didn’t replace him before the tournament was over, which Bensen wouldn’t bet any crucial bodyparts on. But as long as there was a shimmer of hope, he’d hang on to it, and as long as the pink slip wasn’t on his desk, he’d go on doing his job to the best of his abilities.

As the Wabbits started strolling into the tactics room in twos and threes, Bensen forced himself to concentrate on the task at hand, tonight’s match against Vilita. He looked at his players’ faces as they found themselves a seat, and didn’t like what he was seeing. Lackluster seemed to be the word of the day. Dirk Jools plopped down on a chair stifling a yawn, Wigmeister was playing a GameBoy, Opdebeeck and Mariano were having an argument about – as far as Bensen could tell – the nipples of Britney Spears, but their hearts obviously weren’t in it.

Bensen waited until everyone was present and more or less seated. Then he tightened up, shot out his foot and kicked over the desk. He grabbed the nearest empty chair and smashed it to pieces against the wall. It got the desired effect, all eyes were on him now. Wigmeister’s GameBoy beeped a few times, then made a nasty game over buzz.

“Are you pussies done feeling sorry for yourselves!?” Bensen bellowed.

That didn’t get the desired effect. It only got him raised eyebrows.

“Well, are you!?” he insisted.

The frowns deepened. After a few seconds of uncomfortable silence, Dirk Jools scraped his throat.

“Erm, coach… you feeling okay, man?”

“No, Jools, I’m not feeling okay! You wanna know why I’m not feeling okay!?” When Jools shrugged, Bensen pointed a finger at him. “That’s why! That shrug, that’s the reason I’m not feeling okay!”

“Jeez coach, chill out dude, I’m just -”

“Yeah, sure, chill out! We’ve got a match in two hours, but… who cares, right?”

“Oh come on coach, that’s not fair,” Ziggy Wilander said. Bensen turned to face him.

“You saying I’m wrong here, Ziggy? You saying you’re all just one big lump of concentration and motivation, and I’m just misinterpreting the signs here?”

Wilander nervously shifted in his seat. “Well, no coach, but… come on, I mean… it’s just Vilita.”

A murmur of agreement rose from the room. “Yeah coach, we can take them no sweat,” one said. “Don’t worry about it coach, just a walk in the park,” another added. “Yeah, just lay low on the coffee, coach,” someone on the back row suggested. Bensen glared, but couldn’t figure out who had said it.

“Besides,” Dirk Jools shrugged, “not like this is the World Cup or anything. It’s just the Losers Cup, coach.” Twenty-three heads nodded in agreement.

Cor Bensen sighed. He rubbed his eyes, shook his head. “Why the hell do I even bother,” he said, turning to leave the room.

“That’s the spirit, coach!” someone yelled after him.

Thomas Renolds looked at his boss. It was, perhaps, the very first time the president had ever taken any interest in The Team, unless an angry mob had showed up at his bedroom door, and the only way to placate it was to assure them that The Team would be fed to troglodytes.

Phether Tuks was sitting at The Presidential Desk, looking pretty darn Presidential, which made Thomas nervous. Presidents weren't supposed to look Presidential. It wasn't fair, becuase if they did, it could usually be written off as well-prepared propaganda. However, this was Phether Tuks, and he, by some stroke of luck, had woken up in the mornign with a Presidential Hairdo, and a Presidential Chin Stubble. He even had a Presidential Expression on his Presidential Face.

"Well, Mr. President, The, uh, Team has never looked good in regards to qualifying, as I'm sure you know, but, uh, the, uh, other nations in the Cup of Event-Which-Occurs-In-Between-Bouts-Of-Fighting* think differently. They, uh, think that The Team may, uh, qualify. Uh, uh, I mean, Sir."

Phether Tuks stared at Thomas with his Presidential Expression for a while. He did this not because he was stunned or angred by what he'd heard, but because he was trying to activate his brain. His brain hadn't woken up properly for weeks, and Tuks would have felt annoyed, had he been alert enough to register such an emotion.

Eventually, he ventured an attempt at a response.

"...And this, erm, qua-li-fy, it is a good thing?"

"No, Mr. President."

"...Who's Mister President?"

"You are, Mr. President."

"...Oh. Well, thank you for clearing that up. You may go."

"Uh, Mr. President?"

"...Oh! That's me, isn't it? Erm...Yes? What is it?"

"The, uh, The Team. What should we do about it?"

"The what?"

"The Team, sir. The, uh, group which makes people very unhappy when it wins against other groups from other countries. What should we do if it wins too much?"

"...Erm, file a complaint. That's routine."

"Uh, we can't file a complaint, Mr. President."

"Why not?"

"Becuase there's nobody to, uh, complain to, uh, Mr. President."

"...Oh.

'Then hire a crack squad of Dregrukian Snipers, a team of Troglodytes, half a regiment of Security Penguins, and an armored division to wipe them out. If that fails, deploy Case #13002, without restraints. If that fails, send a local police man to arrest them."

Thomas blinked at this sudden blur of decisions, and nodded hurridly. Phether Tuks nodded in dismissal, and Thomas hurried to inform the necessary people of the arrangements.

*********************************

The papers the next morning produced this:

Predictions for The Cup of [Harmony]:

Haraki - The Team will Lose. It might maunch tactical nukes at their opponants, but that'll be post-game, and wont go in the record.
Sativaville - These chaps'll bust the chops of all The Team's members. We've apid them to.
Sel Appa - The Team will win, with a 99% chance of losing horribly. And getting incinerated by an accidental carpet bombing.



*Thomas Renolds was from Greycoldandugly Mountain Valley, which is home to a peoples which speak a dialect of Ferrous(commonly known as Penguinian, and even more commonly known as 'Bastardized, Raped, and otherwise Tortured English') in which there are seventy-two ways of say 'war', thirty-five ways of saying 'Feud', twelve ways of saying 'What did you say about my Mother?!', and absolutely no understanding of any way of saying 'peace'. They don't even know the feeling of 'calm'. They're pretty much like their northern neighbors, the Troglodytes, except that they don't have enourmous brow-ridges, and ridiculous names.

The Harakian press division has announced the following statement with regards to the nation of Raging Penguins' unique breed of football.



Dear sir(s),

We know that you play a different sort of the game from us. We know that your games often involve much more violence and other such things. As we assume that the game you play at least somewhat resembles the football that we play here in Haraki, we ask that you refrain from killing, maiming or severely injuring any of our players, especially the ones that have managed to make it to retirement age. Please, let's just keep it to football. You know ... dribbling, kick the ball in the net? Preferably without, say, landmines scattered around the pitch and a bomb in the ball that will explode if it gets kicked too hard. These sorts of things tend to ruin some people's days, and many Harakian children have not been brought up seeing this as football.

However, if you'd like to play Raging Penguins-style football against a team of volunteers from Harakian prisons, we'd be happy to arrange that, provided there is a zero per cent chance that they could escape. You see, most of the volunteers were (serial/mass/brutal) murderers who grin at the chance to get their hands on weapons again. So you see a game that involved giving them armaments and then releasing them would sort of go against the spirit of the game.

A response would be appreciated posthaste. Thank you.

V&I's plane hijacked.

Green Wombat are main suspects!

More at 8!

Barnes and Collins scouted System Karela, their first opponents, by watching videos of their World Cup qualifying.

After about twelve hours, nine of which they had slept through, they had not learnt much. Other than that they favoured defence.

"That Pfeffer is the only player we need to watch," suggested Collins. "The others seem to defend with an almost religious zeal."

"I've been spending the time playing mental scrabble with their names," responded Barnes. "One of them even has the blank tile..."

"So how do we play against the Karelans? Attack attack attack?"

"We must be a bit circumspect...if they get one, we'll never get two..."

But the line-up was indeed a bit more attacking.

13 Tracey

2 Eager 15 Lane 16 Moon 3 Jarvis

6 Lawrence 10 Weston

23 Davey 8 Treves 9 Saint 20 Collins

"Not picking yourself?"

"Tell you the truth, Ginge, I'm shattered...it's been a long season."

Group 1
Dance 2 Revolution 3:0 The Mice of Miceland
Lisburn Mateys 2:1 Demot

Group 2
Spruitland 5:1 Vilita
Turori 1:1 Alasdair I Frosticus

Group 3
Haraki 0:2 Raging Penguins
Sativaville 3:2 Sel Appa

Group 4
Tynelia 4:0 Virginia Nova
Geisenfried 2:0 Errinundera

Matchday 1 Scores: Spaamanian Section

Group 5
Wentland 0:2 System Karela
Spaamanian Plijous 2:1 Tocapa

Group 6
Vuam and Isma 2:3 Green Wombat
Qazox 1:3 Aurendia

Group 7
The Lowland Clans 0:2 Marceau State
Rorysville 4:1 Marion Oaks 2

Group 8
Magnus Valerius 5:1 Az-cz
Dorian and Sonya 1:1 Elves Security Force

Questions reign as all fall down

Vilita's Jungle Cats got off to the worst possible start after a shocking 5-1 defeat at the hands of Spruitland. Despite Spruitland being 'favorites' to win the Cup Of Harmony, It's not like they are #1... Top 10... Top 20... in the world.... While the Vilitan's would have settled for a draw in the match, it is unlikely to be pleased with the 1-5 result that came through at the end of the match. Vilita's next opposition, Turori, also got off to a shocking start, the second seed in the group being unable to deal with bottom seed Alasdair I Frosticus putting the two nations in crappy position going into their head to head matchup.

Other surprise rersults saw Haraki lose to Raging Penguins, Wentland lose to System Karela, Vuam and Isma lose to Green Wombat, Qazox lose to Aurendia and The Lowland Clans lose to Marceau State. And thats just on the first matchday. It is clear that all of the pre-cup predictions are as good as sand in space. The Vilitan's will have to rebound from this dissapointing result, and aim for a draw with Turori before looking to gain back all of their goal differential against Alasdair Frosticus, shooting for a 4-0 win against the middle I'd nation.

“Hello everyone and welcome to Tynelian Soccer Weekly’s coverage of the Cup of Harmony. Today Tynelia played like they have something to prove in a dominating 4-0 shutout of third seed Virginia Nova. Coupled with Geisenfried’s 2-0 win over Errinundera, Tynelia moves into first place on goal differential. Wow I don’t think anyone’s ever said that before about our team. I’m Mike McPhee along with Dana Lee. So Dana things are off to a good start.”

“Yes they are Mike. It seems Coach Billington is really using the lack of respect Tynelia has been getting internationally to really get the players fired up. Multiple media reports have second seed Geisenfried coming out on top of the group with some even questioning if Tynelia will even advance despite being the top seed of the group. You could tell the team had some intensity out there piling it on early and often against Virginia Nova.”

“That they did Dana, three goals in the first half to put this match away early. Jay Masterson, picking up where he left off in the World Cup penalty shootout where he reached the final five, sandwiched a pair of goals at the 13th and 35th minutes around a lone score by Alan MacDougal in the 27th minute. Things settled down after that with Anya Collins adding the fourth score at the 70th minute of play. Amy Whiteworth looked very strong in net unlike her World Cup start and so the team is now in first as they await the arrival of Errinundera at the Presidential Coliseum.”

“If the team can keep playing like this Mike, then they will certainly be moving on to the knockout stages. Four goals and a shutout with a defensive style of play? That’s almost a Starblaydia-like result.”

“Indeed it is and now I hear we have Coach Billington miked up so let’s hear what he has to say. Hello Coach.”

<a smiling Ciach Billington appears on split screen>

“Hello Mike and Dana, this is more like it.”
“So I guess its safe to say you’re pleased with this result to start things off in the CoH?”

“You know it Mike, this is probably the best match I’ve seen the team play since I’ve been named coach. Our offense was firing on all cylinders and Amy just shut them down in net. And Virginia Nova isn’t some never heard of team either, they’re a strong team in their own right which makes this win even bigger for us to be able to dominate a very solid team.”

“So Coach is it true that you’re using the foreign press releases to inspire the team for this run?”

“Yes and no Dana. Of course I’m upset that we still don’t get much respect in the world press despite being tied for the second highest point value of a non qualifying WC team and yet everyone has Geisenfried winning this group. But on the other hand a lot of the team knows this is their last chance at leaving some sort of statement on the field before they retire so that is major motivation as well. Even the younger players know what the veterans have gone through to get to this point and they want them to go out on top too.”

“OK Coach so what do you think about Errinundera in this next match. They were shutout by Geisenfried in their first match.”

“Well Mike, I never like playing a team that has just been shutout, they always come out in their next match even more desperate to score which usually leads to them pushing the tempo early on. This is their first CoH I think so there may have been some nerves involved there too. But this isn’t the WC where on paper some teams can take a half day off against certain teams. Here the competition is a lot closer together which makes things more wide open. Of course we want to head off on our 3 match road trip 2-0-0 so we’ll just have to play another game similar to today. If we do that we should be fine.”

“OK Coach, that’s all the time we have for today. Congratulations on this impressive start.”

“Thanks Mike.”

<Billington poofs from screen>

“So Dana, does Coach Billington have it down right or do you think this next match will be trouble?”

“If the team comes out again like they did today then yes, we will go a long way with that sort of play. On the other hand maintaining such a high level of play is very difficult for teams not ranked in the top ten or so. Coach Billington is correct though in that the competition level is in some ways higher here as every team has a very good chance of knocking off the other teams in the group so one no can be taken lightly. But I have a good feeling about this CoH and so I’ll say Tynelia does go on a two match winning streak with a 2-1 win in their next effort. That should put us dead even going into our match in Geisenfried as I think they will beat Virginia Nova by a 1-0 score. On the plus side that would put us both six points ahead of third and well on our way to advancing. But that;s getting ahead of ourselves a bit.”

“But at least this is a bit more feasible than trying to figure out a way to catch Bettia without beating them in two matches. It is good to see Tynelia trying to make a statement starting off to remind people that they are indeed the top seed of this group. If they pull out this second win that will just be another reminder of it. So hopefully you’ll have it right Dana. But like everyone else we’re just going to have to watch Tynelian Soccer Weekly’s coverage of the Tynelia match with Errinundera live from the Presidential Coliseum. Dana and I will be here afterwards with the post game show. So until then this is Mike McPhee for Dana Lee and Tynelian Soccer Weekly. Have a good night everyone.”

Konigseifert Chronicle
An Upset Epidemic!
Fortunately, Geisenfried manages to evade the virus, defeat Errinundera two-nil.

On a day when many of the top teams fell, and all previous predictions were turned to misguided errors, the Geisenfried national team managed to avoid disaster and handily dispatched the Errinunderan team 2-0 to provide a good start to Geisenfried's Cup of Harmony bid.

With Haimuller Coastal Colisseum the stage, the Golden Eagles plowed through the potoroos (also known as the longfoots or gorillas). The game started with Errinundera starting a quick offensive that was repulsed, followed by a Geisenfried offensive that was also pushed back. However, the Errinundera tried to move forward too quickly and a sudden counterattack on the following drive allowed Wolfe to beat the offside trap and tear deep into Errinunderan territory and allowed him to put the ball past lúthient and into the goal to put it 1-0 at just past a quarter hour in. The game stayed quiet for the rest of the half. After the half break, Wolfe and the offense rushed deep into Errinunderan territory, forcing a corner. That corner was converted into a goal by Wolfe to put it at 2-0 near fifty minutes in. The rest of the game was Geisenfried effectively keeping the door shut to Errinundera.

Geisenfried: 2
Errinundera: 0
Wolfe 16' (GSF), Wolfe 49' (GSF)

Next up for Geisenfried is a quick trip to Virginia Nova, as Geisenfried hope to continue their victories and avoid the upset bug that seemed to be everywhere in matchday one.

Schedule
Geisenfried 2-0 Errinundera
Virginia Nova ?-? Geisenfried
Geisenfried ?-? Tynelia
Errinundera ?-? Geisenfried
Geisenfried ?-? Virginia Nova
Tynelia ?-? Geisenfried
Home games in red.
Away games in black.

Table
Group 4 W L D PT GF GA GDF
Tynelia 1 0 0 3 4 0 +4
Geisenfried 1 0 0 3 2 0 +2
Errinundera 0 1 0 0 0 2 -2
Virginia Nova 0 1 0 0 0 4 -4

Sel Appa Defeated in Opening Match

Despite a strong start, The Turtles failed to secure a victory in their opening match for the Cup of Harmony, dimming hopes for a good showing. The match started off with Sel Appa at the kickoff. They quickly set up an attack which was successfully stopped. Sativaville then penetrated deep, but could not get past the defense. Then, in the 12th minute Estevez formed the lead of a powerful attack and was able to send in a nice curving goal that surprised the defense and Sativaville keeper. An equalizer came in the 33rd minute from Sativavlle. Alexander Nart was able to send in a last minute goal in the 45th minute, sending the scoreline 1-2.

The second half was largely inactive until a Sativaville striker slammed in a strogn shot in the 63rd minute. They followed up 15 minutes later at the 78th minute with another goal. This sent the score to 3-2. No more goals were scored, however Sel Appa striker Lee Rehsom received a yellow card for tripping a Sativaville player during a tackle.


Team |W|D|L|F|A|P|NG|
---------------|-|-|-|-|-|-|--|
Raging Penguins|1|0|0|2|0|3|+2|
Sativaville |1|0|0|3|2|3|+1|
Sel Appa |0|0|1|2|3|0|-1|
Haraki |0|0|1|0|2|0|-2|


The Turtles play Haraki next.

Az-cz Scroll
Spaam
Il-Lur

Pizelkaxrovsky flames out of penalty competition:
Whole team flames out in Cup of Harmony

After a nice showing in the preliminaries of the penalty kick competition, Pizelkaxrovsky was the first competitor out, missing his opening kick. He looked tired and that play leaked over to the Cup of Harmony pitch.
Magnus Valerius was just an all around better team today. They hit quick and often and just looked technically more proficient than the Gnomes.
In the 8th minute Magnus Valerius took a lead that they never looked to relinquish. George Illyanich scored his first goal of a hat trick based off some fine solo play.
It didn't take long for the Boyars to extend their lead, with George Illyanich adding his second only 6 minutes later.
Mongke Urt-Urumqi scored the third Boyars goal from a well executed corner in the 29th minute to push the Gnomes further in to the depths. Another set piece, this time from a free kick scored by Heinrich Zerbst made the score 4-0, just before half.
Levesque decided just to let the team play through their troubles and didn't make any subs at any point in that stretch. Finally in the second half in the 68th minute Pizelkaxrovsky flashed some of his skills and set up Uz-Gz for the one Gnomes score.
However as if to make sure the Gnomes knew who the better team was George Illyanich quickly finished off his hat trick in the 72nd minute.
Next up for the Gnomes is Dorian and Sonya. They were held by Elves Security Force, so will feel compelled to earn the points, just as we are making it a tough game.

Stats
Goal Scorers 68 Uz-Gz
Posession Az-cz 30% Magnus Valerius 70%
Shots Az-cz 5 Magnus Valerius 15
Corners Az-cz 0 Magnus Valerius 4

QSPN FOOTBALL TONIGHT

Tim Brady: Qazox' slide back into the depths of the world as they lost to un-heralded Aurendia 3-1. The lone goal scored by the Black Oxen was by 2nd Lt. Kelly Kinkade in the 56th minute, which cut the lead to 2-1, but a goal only 7 minutes later ended any chance of securing a point. In other group action Green Wombat shocked Vuam and Isma, 3-2 after appearently hijacking one of the team planes. Those silly wombats will do anything for a victory.

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Unicorns Only Manage Draw With ESF

Queen Sonya Sabre was not happy with the performance of the Mystical Unicorns today at all. Of course the EFS squad had come into the match to play hard against fellow non-humans for the very first time in international play. But really, this should have been a no-brainer for the squad from the Sylvanaes Kingdom. Now even the gnomes think they have a shot against us.

And of course the presentation of a gold statue of the ESF goddess Elune to the Unicorns before the match only seemed to raise some major issues. The non-Elven members of the squad took offense at the gesture while the Sylvanaes Elves have finally had their own religion restored to them by the monks of the Archregimancy. Illuvatar is the predominant God of the Elves in D&S. But that discussion is for another day.

The match itself was a bit of a farce. The referees were so bad that neither side could get into a rhythm. And in the end the score was all set at 1-1. Not a bad result for ESF, but the Unicorns now have some work to do if they want to actually compete in this thing. Thank God there are five more matches to play.

Next up are the somewhat mouthy gnomes of Az-Cz. It is a bit early to say this, but this is a Must-Win match for the Unicorns. We can not afford to drop points to the bottom sides while Magnus Velarius destroys them. We have to make a statement now. This is our 4th CoH and it is time we played like it. Underachieving sucks.

After the match, Dance 2 Revolution had totally shut the mice out the Mice had performed reasonably well but, really the freakish improvement of the mice from unranked before the BoF to ranked 135 after the Bof to 72nd after their first World Cup. Something was about to happen... something big. Those that where watching the match saw Dance 2 Revolution mop the floor with the mice but Stuart LittleMouse a midfielder.. It seemed he felt the weight of the nation on his shoulders.

After the match he returned to the change room... and fainted...

"Stuart.... Stuart" He heard a voice call out his name

"Ugghhh... Yes?" replied Stuart as he opened his eyes. He was not in the change room. In fact he was not sure where he was. He didn't see a ceiling or sky. and everything was white. Actually there was something that wasn't white but it was a fair way off and it was blurry. Whatever it was it was big and comming closer to him.

As it approached he could see it loom large infront of him. But it wasn't an it.. It was a human. All the time that it approached it's eyes always seemed to have been fixated on the mouse, despite Stuart knowing from that distance away it would be extremely hard for the mouse to be seen.

It wasn't an ordinary human. "Hello, Stuart. Why don't we make you bigger. It's annoying to be consistantly looking at my feet." and with that statement Stuart started growing, it seemed much like being bigulated but there was nothing around that could have done it, appart from that being.

Stuart was now of equivalent proportions while still being about as half as tall as the human. "Hello" stuart replied even though he knew that it would sound as *Squeek*, in the human ears. "Who are you?" he asked. Not even considering that the being would be able to understand him.

The human laughed, "Don't worry Stuart I can understand you, the answer to that question is un-important. The Question is really 'Who are you?'"

Stuart was puzzled "I am Stuart LittleMouse, I of all mice would know myself better then everyone else. Particularily I would know myself more than a human like you."

The person laughed... "You didn't get the meaning of your dreams Stuart. They are telling you something."

"What, how did you know about that? The Psychiatrist... no he woldn't tell. Even if he was an ISF... You gave me those dreams, didn't you. Whoever you are." stated Stuart

"Ah, it finally clicks. Yes. Stuart, You are the direct male-line descendent of Princess Ila of the Anik. And the time has come for you to claim your heritigate and lead your fellow brethern to the future."

"But, I'm an Orphan, and what about the team." protested Stuart

"You are the only one that can lead your people.. sorry, your fellow mice. The power for you to lead is already in there. Aren't you the defacto captain of the team? You are a leader because it is in your blood. Passed down through the generations. You are the Chief of all your kinsmen and they will follow. Trust in your yourself, trust in your people, and everything will happen."

"But, how will I do this?Do you want me to start a revolution and hurt my fellow mice?"

"No... The time will come soon when the instituition that calls itself a government will collapse and you will be there to lead your pe... nation. You will be there and they will come to you. Anyway it's time for you to go back to reality." said the being and Stuart collapsed and fell unconcious once again.

He opened his eyes to see himself looking into a bright lights of a vetinarry surgery in Dance 2 Revolution.

MC: Joining us today are coach Levesque and today's captain Nerazzuri.

Levesque: Just a poor performance. There's not much else to say. If we play like this again, we'll be the laughinstock of the Cup of Harmony.

Az-cz reporter 1: How much of this has to do with the inexperience of the team?

Levesque: Not much. Almost everyone who played today was on the world cup qualifying squad. The only players who weren't were Levesque and Haji-Me. Only Haji-Me can use experience as a crutch.

Az-cz reporter 2: What do you have to do to beat Dorian & Sonia?

Levesque: Play better. Mark the opposing players. Not do stupid things. Just everything.

Az-cz reporter 3: What's your take on what's happening in the AOCAF?

Levesque: I can't explain it. We're struggling much worse than we should. The way they played against Tocapa is shameful. Since the Baptism of Fire championship Az-cz has been a sporting wasteland.

Az-cz reporter 4: Lineup changes?

Levesque: None for now. Perhaps Az-If for James Levesque, but for the time being nothing.

Az-cz reporter 5: Nerazzuri, you earned the armband for the first time and turned in this result, how does that feel?

Nerazzuri: I let my team down. They needed more from me and I couldn't give it. I was as culpable as anyone for the Boyars 5 goals.

Az-cz reporter 6: Who will be captain next game?

Levesque: I don't blame Nerazzuri for what happened and taking the armband away wouldn't help any. So he'll stay captain.

MC: Last question

Az-cz reporter 7: How much did you miss the older players today?

Levesque: Look I could make up plenty of excuses like Pizelkaxrovsky being tired, or the lack of experience, or some of our best players being in Lamoni, but the truth is we sucked. Nothing explains a 5-1 loss in the Cup of Harmony.

Coach Cor Bensen sat on the bench, watching the final minutes of the match against Vilita with mixed feelings. The Wabbits were doing well in this opening match of the Cup of Harmony, leading by 4 to 1. And for Bensen, that was both a good thing and a bad thing.

After failing to qualify for the World Cup Finals, Bensen’s future as the coach of the Spruitland Wabbits could be described as ‘very insecure’. He hadn’t been set an actual ultimatum, but the brass had given him plenty of hints, both to his face and through the press, and he had enough experience to know how these things worked. He figured he’d be out on the street as soon as they lost a match to a lower ranked team.

And being the hands-down favorites and highest ranked team in the tournament, that meant they pretty much had to run a perfect course and go on to win this Cup of Harmony, if he wanted to keep his job.

Bensen didn’t think it was an impossible task. If he thought that, he’d just toss his stopwatch over his shoulder and not look back. But, nevermind what the bookies thought, he knew it would not be easy. And for that reason, he wasn’t all that happy with the way this opening match had gone.

His players had come into this match – and the tournament – with a walk-in-the-park attitude and a general sense of apathy. “It’s just the Losers Cup, coach.” He felt physically ill just hearing those words in his head. No matter who you were playing, no matter how many ranks they were below you, no matter what the stakes were, if you went onto the pitch with that attitude, you were gonna come off it with nasty teeth marks on the buttocks sooner or later.

He had hoped this first match, against Vilita, would be a wake up call for his players. The Jungle Cats had once been a force to be reckoned with, and he had almost been praying for them to show some of that old glory. A narrow win for the Wabbits, a close call after a hard-fought battle had been his dream scenario, to put his team in the right frame of mind for them to pull off what he desperately needed them to pull off.

But the Cats had lost their claws and were whimpering under the closet. The Wabbits had barely broken a sweat. Bensen winced as he saw Dirk Jools, completely unmarked, head the ball into the goal after a corner kick, scoring his third of the evening, and ostentatiously making the yawning sign to the cheering crowd before being overrun by team mates. He’d made the same display after he had scored his second goal, and Bensen hadn’t liked it any better then than he did now.

The referee didn’t bother with another kick off and whistled the end of the match. Bensen got up and shook the hand of the Vilitan head coach, who looked even more depressed than he did, and understandably so. Nerni disappeared into the catacombs, quickly followed by his players. Bensen shook the hand of some of them as well, but he wasn’t seeing their faces. He was mentally preparing himself to deal with his own team.

When the Wabbits were done with their victory lap and started heading in, Bensen was transformed from the gloomy old man he had been minutes ago into a coach who grinned fiercely at his players, slapped shoulders, shook hands and high-fived, all along saying things like “splendid match, guys,” “great fighting spirit” and “amazing teamwork!” He got the feeling they realized he was putting it on a bit thick and was just trying to keep them hungry for the next match, but they humored him and responded to his enthusiasm. But just as he thought his little display might just have the desired effect, he saw the smug look on Dirk Jools’ face, last off the field as always, side by side with Simon Briers.

“Told ya it’d be a piece of cake, didn’t I, coach?” Jools grinned, squeezing Bensen’s cheeck as if he was a senile old man who had just managed to put in his false teeth unassisted and was getting complimented for it by the nurse. “We’ll win this Cup in our sleep, you just watch.”

As Bensen tried to think of something to reply to that, and failed, Jools elbowed Briers in the ribs and said, “Go on, team captain. Ask the man. It’s your job.” He waved at the crowd one last time and disappeared into the catacombs.

“Ask me what?” Bensen asked, his voice no more than a hoarse whisper. He started inside. Briers, the team’s goalkeeper, walked alongside him through the tunnel. He tugged nervously at the captain’s band around his arm, as if he wanted to pull it off and pass the job on to someone else.

“Well, the guys figured,” Briers said, looking down at his gloves, “with our next match against those Alisdair I Frosticus dudes, and they being pretty crappy and all…” He hesitated a moment. “Well, we figured it might be a good idea to skip tomorrow’s training. Do some sightseeing instead, have a few drinks… you know, make a day out of it. Like old times. For morale and stuff.” He swallowed, having said what he had to say, and looked up at his coach, fully expecting to get reamed for it. But Bensen stayed calm.

“So that’s what you guys thought, huh?”

Briers nodded, clearly relieved that the coach had taken it much better than expected.

“Make a day out of it,” Bensen mused. “For morale.” He seemed to think about it for a few seconds, then turned to Briers. “What do you, as captain of the team, think about that idea?”

“Me? Well… It could work out. Back in the days when we won the Baptism of Fire, we were barely sober, you know. And we played some pretty damn good football then.”

“Yeah,” Bensen nodded, rubbing his chin, “I guess there’s something to that.” He waved Briers into the team’s dressing room with a smile, followed him inside, and closed to door.

The Wabbits hushed as their coach came in, and gathered around for the traditional post-match pep-talk. Behind Bensen’s back, Simon Briers gave Dirk Jools the two-thumbs-up sign.

“It’s been brought to my attention,” Bensen said, looking around the room, “that you fellows would like to try… an alternative training method tomorrow? To boost morale, as I understand?” Several of the players grinned and nodded.

“Well, I’m always open to alternative training methods,” Bensen smiled, which widened the players’ grins. “But I would think a 5-1 win is plenty of a morale boost, so…” His face hardened as he looked around the room. The grins of the players turned into winces.

“So I’ll expect you all at the training grounds tomorrow at 8 AM. That’s eight in the morning,Jools. Bring your running shoes. I spotted some nice woodland and hills in the area. We’ll, you know, make a day of it.”

Elven Times
Harmony? Bah! Controversy~!

Contrary to its' name, this Cup is far from Harmonious, but instead, a disaster of controversy even on the first day of matches. Things started off on the wrong foot when a mixed reaction to the ESF gift of a statue of Elune occurred. The statue was supposed to bring the nations together, both as elven and footballing nations. However the effect was far from that of the desired, with many of the non-humans from the D&S side looking insulted at the exchange, and the elves looking a tad confused. After the awkward exchange, things were made worse when the PA played the wrong anthem when the ESF anthem was due to be played. Disgusted that "Strength, Honor, and Determination" wasn't played accordingly, a fire was lit in the hearts of the team. And all of this chaos happened even before a single minute of play had occurred, so you knew things were going to be a bit rocky at the very least.

The visiting side struck hard and fast, with the passion and disgust that they had been disgraced with the wrong anthem being played. Night stole the ball from Telperiën off the start and began her roar down the pitch. Her first victim was Eluch`div` whom she poked the ball between his feet, and spun around, and collected the ball. Deteso then tried to toe poke the ball away from her, but Kyla performed such a treat, that it left this reporter pinching himself to make sure he was awake. She lifted the ball onto her cleat, and then a complete flip over the midfielder, and landed in stride with the ball still on her cleat. Then stood only Elendil between her and keeper Riskin. For this Kyla merely faked to her right in which Elendil bit, pivoted and pulled the ball to her left foot, and fired a curling ball towards the right corner. Riskin was caught in a bad position and tried to recover to make a leap at the ball, in which he did successfully, however the timing was just a moment off as the ball flew in as he crashed into the hard ground.

Despite the lead, the team knew that they would each have to equal Kyla's efforts in order to survive the next 88 minutes and pull off the major upset. The usual stars of Titenburg, St. Louis, and Zacharius did. Yet it was the role players such as Tatum and Walker that proved to not step up as Avril Auerswald netted a solid goal in the 41st minute off a nicely played through ball from striking partner Jablon to get behind Walker and Hardworth for an 1v1 versus St. Louis who was unable to time his pounce right and Auerswald got the easy goal.

To try to describe the rest of the game would be an utter waste of time. The referee clearly ruined what could of been a marvelous affair with bad call after bad call. Each team was heard bickering amongst themselves as they headed into the locker rooms at full time about the poor referring that had taken place. An official complaint may be in forthcoming from the ESC after they review the footage of the entire match.

Next in line for the Marauders is the high ranked, orthodox side of Magnus Valerius who thrashed the BoF champions, an amazing five to one. If anything is clear after that result, it is that they did not appreciate the numerous comments about the team perhaps being on the wrong end of a skid and that they would not advance to the next round. With the Mar Sara Greed House even going as far as predicting that the Marauders would move on instead of them, they have clearly shown that they are indeed the real deal and have the talent to crush any newcomer under their boot. Regardless, this is another tough fight for the Marauders, who need to secure another point from the hardened side in order for their dreams of moving on to have a realistic chance of coming to fruitition.

Article by Ron Santapa

Andreas Pfeffer was pleased with this match. Wentland had no chance to get through the 10-men defense of the System Karelan team, The system Karelan National team is often called the defenders, but that is no official name since it discimintates against goalie Teke Veran, who also has his share in keeping the score down to nil-nil. Coach Laksu Kynsu was very satisfied with the team - at least until halftime, however he did want to talk to Andreas Pfeffer. The System Karelan felt bad at this moment and would have really wanted a way to defend against this request. However he cosidered it better to hear what Kynsu'he had to say.

"i am really glad, that you did no experiments this half. can you promise me not to do that again for the next half?"

"I will try to, Kynsu'tahoj!"

"Try to?"

oh dear, he had said something bad: "I can not promise you to stay in my half. What if I am takilized once again?"

"Oh right, the mysterious takilizer from the stands!"

"It even made the takil-proof suit fall apart!"

"I remember that incident. But it was sure where the takilaness came from, otherwise the source would have been removed at once! I really fear that there is no takilization, but instead just Andreas Pfeffer trying to impress his capitalizt fans. you will get a lot of money there for advertising and all, don't you?"

"I would not use this holy games for such a worldly purpose." He felt like stepping on very thin ice as he said something, which he hoped would get him out of trouble: "I only here at interntional matches can not help trying to make System Karela gain three points."

"But a scoreless draw means as many points!"

"Only in System Karela. international just one point."

"Oh right, that thing."

Coach Kynsu'he was just at the restroom, when Andreas got the ball and the next thing, he rememberred was seeing how the ball floated past the Wentland goalkeeper Robinson. Apparently, he again attacked and scored. He looked excusingly to the bench, didn't see Kynsu and waved to the System Karelan fans as if the situation was embarassing to him. Later Andrew Saint from Wentland would ask him why he didn't celebrate scoring at all and he just said: "it would be unkarelan to do." Kynsu still wasn't there to substitute him out and so the match restarted. Kynsu came back , glared at the scoreboard, then on Andreas Pfeffer and rushed towards the fourth official indicating to substitute Pfeffer out. Then, Pfeffer had to concentrate on the match again and suddenly had another gap in his memory and was in front of the wentland goal seeing Robinson taking the ball out of the back of the net. Andreas went to the bench and Misha Filimonov came insatead of him. Wentland went takil against the Karelans, but even despite Pfeffer's absence, the Karelans kept a clean sheet. System Karela won 2:0 in Wentland

News items from the Monkeytop Catalyst.

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MONKEYTOP CAPTAIN TO MISS PREMIER LEAGUE DECIDERS

The Monkeytop Football Club has been devastated by the news that its captain and star goalkeeper, lúthient, has been sidelined for the remainder of the season. A press release from the club has announced that she had been diagnosed with malaria. “This is astonishing,” says club doctor, nophele. “Malaria is a tropical disease. Monkeytop Ridge has a cool temperate climate. It’s at an altitude of 1500 metres and we’ve just come out of a winter with below average temperatures. I can only imagine she contracted the illness while travelling with the national team.”

Monkeytop coach, osquit, admits to being concerned about the team’s chances of winning an historic first ever premiership title. “With 6 matches to go in the championship we are in 2nd place with the easiest draw of the top teams. Really, the only difficult game is against top side McKillops Bridge at home here at The Amphitheatre next week. No team has beaten them all season. If it weren’t for all the forfeited home games they would be unassailable. Just the same we had rated ourselves a big chance against them. Losing lúthient is an enormous blow.”

lúthient has also been forced to withdraw from the Cup of Harmony tournament.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Comrades,

Please desist from referring to the Monkeytop United Football Club as the Monkeytop Football Club. The word “United” is an essential part of the name. The team represents villages from all over the Monkeytop Ridge, not simply your home village. Indeed, the team was created by the amalgamation of the Monkeytop Rovers and the Big Tree Camp Football Club many decades ago. Our home games are even played at The Amphitheatre here in Big Tree Camp.

I would like to remind you of 2 salient facts.

1. In Herald-Sun Ltd v The Errinundera Labor Party the judges found that inaccurate reporting of facts could be interpreted as egregious behaviour and be grounds for defence by a citizen charged with property damage against the company.
2. Already this football season one media organisation, the Goongerah Green Left Online Edition, has been torched after angering readers.

Yours sincerely.
peaceniki

CUP OF HARMONY: POTOROOS OVERCOME BY GEISENFRIED DISRUPTION

Haimuller Coastal Colisseum, Geisenfried. The Errinundera national team, lead by blackwoo in the absence of lúthient (see separate story) played an exciting, attacking brand of football against Geisenfried yesterday but were no match for the 2nd ranked team in group 4, going down 2-nil. In the post match interview the team’s assistant coach, keok, remarked from her wheelchair that, “Potoroo improvisation had been overwhelmed by Prussian militarism,” which aptly summed up the outcome.

We caught up with replacement goalie, lotorous, after the game. His selection came at the last possible minute - so late that the official team roster still had lúthient as the selected goalie. Early match reports even reported lúthient as playing. lotorous said that his captain’s illness had overshadowed his own selection. “I love to play for the potoroos but it’s no fun when you get selected because one of your best mates is ill.”

On the Geisenfried team. “They play with military precision. Their tactic is to disrupt their opponent’s line of attack and then apply overwhelming force at a point of weakness. Our guerilla style caused them some discomfort but was, in the final analysis, ineffectual.”

On the Geisenfried nation. “Aieee! They treat war with so much enthusiasm. Fighter bombers were constantly splitting the air. Can you believe they make a profit from warfare? I just don’t understand the world we live in.”

On Magnus Valerius praying for the potoroos. “It seemed a bit odd but we appreciate the gesture. The team is pretty solidly atheist but none of us are dogmatic about it. We could be wrong. Who knows? Perhaps we would have lost 3-nil without their prayers.”

Just a note that we'll be scorinating at 21:00 UTC every night for the group stage. So scores soon!

Tommy Barnes was not pleased.

"How the **** can we lose to THAT??? What the **** wee you DOING, Eager? All you had to do was **** the ****er into the ****ing stands..."

"I've no idea..."

"OF COURSE YOU'VE GOT NO ****ING IDEA!!! You were trying to score yourself...but why do you think I put you in the ****ing defence? I TOLD you the only one worth watching was Pfeffer!!"

"Something weird happened...it was like he was psycho, I couldn't approach him..."

"Don't you ****ing start...and you, Saint...what were YOU doing? I've seen harder diarrhoea..."

"You ****ing watch it, Barnes...I was trying my best out there..."

"It wasn't good enough, was it? Bloody hell, ten defenders and they score two ****ing goals..."

"Yeah, well maybe you'd've done better..."

"Too bloody right I would..."

"Why didn't you bring yourself on?"

"I thought I could trust you...bloody Heathens, always the bloody same...dish it out but can't take it..."

"Right, **** you, Barnes. I'm not ****ing interested in this bull****. **** off."

With that Andrew Saint walked out on the Wentland dressing room. He was followed by the Heathen contingent, leaving a depleted, shocked, demotivated and depressed rump.

"Right then," said Tommy Barnes when the dust had settled, "that's got rid of the dead wood. Makes my job a bit easier for the next match."

Group 1
Dance 2 Revolution 1:1 Demot
The Mice of Miceland 1:1 Lisburn Mateys

Group 2
Spruitland 1:0 Alasdair I Frosticus
Vilita 1:1 Turori

Group 3
Haraki 3:0 Sel Appa
Raging Penguins 4:1 Sativaville

Group 4
Tynelia 1:2 Errinundera
Virginia Nova 0:1 Geisenfried

(tables to come in around an hour)

College sucks for scorinating...the half hour late...

...SCORES!!: Spaamanian Section

Group 5
Wentland 2:0 Tocapa
System Karela 2:2 Spaamanian Plijous

Group 6
Vuam and Isma 1:0 Aurendia
Green Wombat 1:2 Qazox

Group 7
The Lowland Clans 4:3 Marion Oaks 2
Marceau State 3:1 Rorysville

Group 8
Magnus Valerius 1:3 Elves Security Force
Az-cz 2:1 Dorian and Sonya

Tables to follow.

Sel Appa defeated in third meeting with Haraki

WC30:
MD3: Haraki 0-0 Sel Appa
MD10: Sel Appa 1-3 Haraki

Sel Appa was strongly defeated in their third ever match against Haraki 3-0. The match was an absolute disaster, mainly due to Haraki's impenetrable defense. Haraki blasted through The Turtles' defense thrice at the 22nd, 38th, and 65th minutes. Sel Appa's team was fatigued from an earlier practice and this is believed to have created such a large score difference.

Sel Appa meets Raging Penguins for the first time next, a team known for violence.


Team |W|D|L|F|A|P|NG|
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Raging Penguins|2|0|0|6|1|6|+5|
Haraki |1|0|1|3|2|3|+1|
Sativaville |1|0|1|4|6|3|-2|
Sel Appa |0|0|2|2|6|0|-4|

“Hello everyone and welcome to Tynelian Soccer Weekly’s continuing coverage of the Cup of Harmony. Today in what must be considered an upset Tynelia was defeated at home by Errinundera 2-1. Couple with Geisenfried’s second straight win, Tynelia finds itself tied for second, ahead only by goal differential as the team begins a three match road trip starting with the now group leading Geisenfried team. I’m Mike McPhee along with Dana Lee for TSW. A big upset on the field today Dana, especially after how well the team started out last match.”

“Yes it was Mike but this just shows how close the competition is in this group and the CoH in general. While Tynelia dodged the upset bullet on match day 1 they couldn’t pull it off a second time. With Geisenfried next up Tynelia will have to bounce back quickly if they want to avoid going 1-0-2 and very likely finding themselves in danger of not qualifying.”

“And I suppose all the international press is loving it as their calls for Geisenfried to take the group is panning out with their win today. Now Tynelia needs to win just to pull even and hope that Virginia Nova manages to avoid losing to Errinundera so we can move back into the top spot. The team came out very sluggishly to start, which was a surprise after the intensity shown in the first match. The visitors in fact found themselves up 2-0 after the first half stunning the home crowd into silence as they could not believe how the team was being outplayed. Coach Billington could be seen yelling at the team as they went to the locker room at halftime.

“ The team did come out more aggressively in the second half with Alan MacDougal making the score 2-1 in the 62nd minute of the match but that was it. With a three game road trip coming up I’m sure the team did not want to leave home with a split of their first two matches. Even though there are a few more matches than normal in this CoH going 2-0-0 to start would have given the team a 6 point cushion on third rather than a narrow goal differential edge.”

“I don’t really know what happened out there today, clearly the team was outplayed on the field by the visitors but I am curious to find out why. They had momentum after the first win but they gave it all away here Mike.”

“Yes it was a shocker but this clearly shows that Errinundera is a team to look out for in the next cup or two. A little more experience on the world scene and this team could surprise more people than ourselves on the field. Now normally we would be speaking to Coach Billington about now but word has reached us that the coach declined to comment this time as he was overheard yelling at the team for their performance out there today. You know Dana, this is his first ever loss to a lower ranked team since he’s been the coach of the team. It seems he’s not taking it too well.”

“I think he may have felt a bit better had the team played the entire match they way they played the second half and lost. As it was the sloppy play of the first half pretty much doomed the team from coming back as it gave the visitors the momentum they needed to hang on to the late rally attempt.”

“Well Dana, on the plus side this was only a one goal loss which still gives us a +3 goal differential going to Geisenfried who has the same margin. Errinundera is at -1 so for once the differential favors us in the event of a tie but the team needs to win enough for that to matter.”

“This match with Geisenfried will be a big sign of where the team is headed. Another loss and then things will be looking pretty grim barring a Virginia Nova win over Errinundera which would make a three way tie at 3 points and pretty much assure Geisenfried of advancing with a six point edge at the halfway point. However if we can rally and get a win then we’re right back in the hunt for first. Even a draw wouldn’t be too bad as it would keep us only 3 points back which wouldn’t be too bad all things considered. But clearly a win is what will work best for Tynelia’s chances.”

“So then Dana, care to try to change your luck. You had the score right last time but the teams a bit backwards. Though you did nail the Geisenfried score I have to say.”

“This one will be tricky. Geisenfried has yet to allow a goal and is playing at home which will give them a boost. Of course it didn’t seem to help us much last match. I’ll play along with the experts and say Geisenfried comes out on top by a 2-1 score. I think Tynelia will have a tough time coming back from this past loss and it will carry over to the next one. As for the other match, Virginia Nova has been shutout twice now and Errinundera will certainly be thrilled coming off this win. With that in mind I expect the run to continue as Errinundera keeps the shutout streak alive with a 2-0 win over VN to move into second if my picks are right. After such a promising first match Tynelia could find itself in serious trouble after match day three.”

“That’s not good at all dana. Hopefully the score will flip flop like this last match’s did and Tynelia can come away with the win. The match with Geisenfried will naturally be covered by TSW in its entirety and Dana and I will be here afterwards with hopefully a more positive postgame show than this one has been. Until then this is Mike McPhee for Dana Lee and Tynelian Soccer Weekly. Have a good night everyone.”

Group 1, full of 1's


Team W D L GF GA GD Pts
D2R 1 1 0 4 1 3 4
Lisburn Mateys 1 1 0 3 2 1 4
Demot 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Miceland 0 1 1 1 4 -3 1


The Mice's second match was at home against the Lisburn Matey's. This was the second of the two group one matches, not only did Dance 2 Revolution faced Demot before. The Dance 2 Revolution - Demot match also had the result. There may be a struggle for the mice to work up from the bottom of the table but it is do-able.

It is too early to rule out anyone, particularily a team such as our mice.

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In the Chamber's meeting room. The Inner Sanctum of the Miceland government.

"What's this thing in regards to Stuart LittleMouse?"

"The Dance 2 Revolution Veternarian found nothing medically wrong and when he returned home our medical officials found nothing wrong either. We are unsure what happened but what ever it was, it seems that Stuart is slightly changed. He's more confident, more.. I don't reallt know what to say but Attractive. He is seemingly drawing other mice too himself. I think we might have a revolution in the making."

"It certainly looks like there could be something in the making, though it doesn't look like he is doing anything. People are just.. gravitating to him."

"Those type of revolutions are the worst type, where rodentia are not just hood-winked into following for what they can get out of it, but these people would really believe and it be an extreme amount of work to stamp it out after it has gotten started. We need to hit it hard and hit it now before it gets out of control."

"We need plans to deal with this, we need some way of giving us plausible deniability. We need to have someone else to blame... Possibly those Winchestians. Though we need to be carefull, if this gets to the wrong rodents, who knows what could happen."

Konigseifert Chronicle
Golden Eagles take first in Group 4
Fall of Tynelians to Errinundera and victory over VN give Geisenfried the lead

Two games in, and our predictions are already panning out as planned, though not even in a way that we expected. With Errinundera's 2-1 victory over Tynelia, Geisenfried now stands on top of Group 4 with an opportunity to seriously put some seperation between themselves and their opponents... provided that they beat Tynelia next in Konigseifert. But before they face Tynelia, they had a match against Virginia Nova, which the Golden Eagles performed quite capably in. The game was relatively quiet, though who was the better team was easy to see despite the scoreline. The only notable goal and event in the match occured when Virginia Nova attempted to knock the ball back towards the Geisenfried side, when Jakob Wagner grabbed it, found an opening and rushed forward, before firing the ball towards the goal, past the Virginia Nova keeper and into the top left corner to put the score at 1-0, where it would stay.

Geisenfried: 1
Virginia Nova: 0
Wagner 25' (GSF)

In somewhat related news, after Errinunderian press called Geisenfried a land of 'Prussian militarism', some PR reps in Haimuller called for the refraining of GNMIC (Geisenfried National Military Industries Conglomerate) from testing so close to Haimuller Coastal Colisseum, stated as the reason for why fighter-bombers were seen often overhead, so that comments like that could be avoided. To these motions, a GNMIC speaker stated, "That comes with having our headquarters so close to the stadium. If they were so worried about that, they shouldn't have had the match so close to our headquarters."

Finally, Geisenfried will return home for their next match against the top seeds of this group, Tynelia. It looks to be a good match, as the teams are close in rank, the top two teams in this group, and both have chips on their shoulders, Tynelia for Geisenfried's favor in the international press, and Geisenfried for Tynelian press notes that completely ignored Geisenfried when looking at the top teams for the cup. With some match history between the two, it may be the closing thing to a rivalry. The match will be played out in front of Crown Stadium in Konigseifert.

Schedule
Geisenfried 2-0 Errinundera
Virginia Nova 0-1 Geisenfried
Geisenfried ?-? Tynelia
Errinundera ?-? Geisenfried
Geisenfried ?-? Virginia Nova
Tynelia ?-? Geisenfried
Home games in red.
Away games in black.

Table
Group 4 W L D PT GF GA GDF
Geisenfried 2 0 0 6 3 0 +3
Tynelia 1 1 0 3 5 2 +3
Errinundera 1 1 0 3 2 3 -1
Virginia Nova 0 2 0 0 0 5 -5

Az-cz Scroll
Spaam
Il-Lur

Gnomes bounce back, beat AO foe Dorian & Sonya

The Gnomes won the first Gnomes-Elves matchup on the back of Pizelkaxrovsky's consistently fine play.
Pizelkaxrovsky looked to be in control of the game from the beginning. He was making a number of good passes and early in the game the Gnomes looked motivated and the stronger team.
Pizelkaxrovsky was at the center of the first goal, in the 26th minute. Lo-Ro made a nice tackle and swung the ball quickly to Pizelkaxrovsky, who quickly channeled the ball to his favorite target, Kn-Dg, who blasted in the opening goal.
Dorian & Sonya fought back strongly and even the score 4 minutes later. The defense was mostly in good positions and there were no big mistakes, the elves just made good plays and found the equalizer.
Thankfully Pizelkaxrovsky wasn't done. Ip-Gp swung the ball to Levesque on the left wing, who crossed to Pizelkaxrovsky for a header in the box. The Elves were looking low and when Pizelkaxrovsky went up they were unprepared and he put the ball in and the Gnomes up in the 42nd minute.
At halft time Ip-Gp was taken off for Kl-Mv. Despite the change to a more defensive system it was still the robbers who were making the better attacks. At the 80 minute mark Az-cz went even more defensive, bringing on Dn-Wl in place of James Levesque. Neither team was able to finish off a goal in the second half and the game ended just where it was at half, 2-1 in favor of the Gnomes.
Next up for the Gnomes is Elves Security Force, who is sitting on top of the group. A win for the Gnomes pushes them closer to qualifcation and a win for Elves Security Force would push them well out in front.

Stats
Az-cz Scorers 26 Kn-Dg 42 Pizelkaxrovsky
Possesion Az-cz 60% Dorian & Sonya 40%
Shots Az-cz 17 Dorian & Sonya 9
Corners Az-cz 0 Dorian & Sonya 0

QSPN FOOTBALL TONIGHT

Tim Brady: REVENGE is there any word in any language sweeter than that? Qazox avenged a friendly loss to Green Wombat, which sent the Black Oxen in a second half tail-spin right out of the Cup. But tonight a 2-1 win, Qazox's 1st in Spaam, now has the Black OXen in a 4-way tie for 1st place. the Goal scoring started when Green Wombat some how scored in the 5th minute. They don't even put a name or number on thier jerseys so we don't know who even put the goal in. Qazox responded in the 67th minute as Marie Goya scored to tie the match at 1-1. Only 6 minutes later in the 73rd minute, did the Black Oxen take the lead, as Goya scored again. the matched end controversialy as with about 2 minutes left, The referee ended the match, sending the home crowd crazy. Bottles, cans and other debris came out of the stands and the referees and the Black Oxen ran towards the locker rooms as quickly as possible. No injuries to players were recorded, but and estimated 500 fans were injured during the roit, and at lest 35 so far have died due to their injuries.

Up next is Vuam and Isma and a win against them will be a step towrds the next round.

MC: Congratulations on a fine victory today. Joining us after the win are coach Levesque, captain Nerazzuri and Man of the Match Pizelkaxrovsky.

Levesque: We played much better today. We still need to improve, but at least we showed we can compete at this level. I'm quite pleased.

Az-cz reporter 1: Nerazzuri, what would you say was the main motivation for today's game?

Nerazzuri: I'd say the motivation to advance followed by a motivation to prove the Magnus Valerius game was an abberation.

Pizelkaxrovsky: I'd say Dorian & Sonya gave us plenty of motivation as well. We talked about them with respect and they called us mouthy and acted like we had no chance against them. Well, I guess it is possible for us to beat them, isn't it?

Az-cz reporter 2: Tell us about the keys to today's win.

Pizelkaxrovsky: I've got to give the credit to Lo-Ro. I think he should've been man of the match. He fed me beautifully to put me in position to create the first goal and he really held the defense together.

Levesque: Agreed. It was also nice to see strong attacks from the wings.

Az-cz reporter 3: How does the Elves Security Force win affect the group?

Levesque: It really opens the group up. If the higher ranked teams had won they'd be well on their way to qualifying, but as it is all four teams have good shots at qualifcation.

Az-cz reporter 4: Against Elves Security Force do you think offense or defense will be more important?

Levesque: The key is our defense. Lo-Ro and Haji-Me were both much better today. They need to continue their strong play. I've got faith Pizelkaxrovsky will give us a strong attack.

Az-cz reporter 5: What are your thoughts on the AOCAF?

Levesque: It's hard. We're just not up to the level of a team like Starblaydia yet, but some of the losses were just bad. I have a lot of respect for Miceland, but losing to them hurt. And we should beat Tocapa.

Az-cz reporter 6: Do you think these young players could develop better with some guidance?

Pizelkarovsky: They have guidance. A number of us were on the Baptism of Fire and qualification teams, even key starters such as me, Nerazzuri and Kn-Dg. And players like me and Stanleyinho have been in the league for quite a while, so we can give them advice.

MC: Alright, last question.

Az-cz reporter 7: How many more points do you think you'll need for qualification?

Levesque: A bunch. It's hard to say really. We can't worry about that. If we play well we can advance, if we struggle we'll join the AOCAF players at home.

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Unicorns Protest Bad Officiating

Altáriël Telperiën walked silently to the microphone following the conclusion of the CoH match against Az-Cz. Everyone that knew her could tell right away that she was extremely pissed.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, it is good of you to come to this press conference that we have called.” The entire Mystical Unicorns squad was standing behind her. And most were just as angry.

“The result today, a loss to the nation of Az-Cz compiled with the MD1 draw against ESF is behind this conference. Or more directly, the officiating of those matches. Both ESF and Az-Cz are up-and-coming squads that do not need assistance from the officials to be competitive. Both sides will be around for a long time and make excellent names for themselves. So why is it that the officials seem to do everything in their power to assure victories for these clubs? What has happened to the spirit of fair play? These are the questions that we wish to have answered.”

Telperiën paused a moment and looked around the room. “No less than 16, that’s right, 16 horrible calls against our squad in just two matches have ensured that the 46th ranked Unicorns have earned a draw with #74 ESF and now a loss to #71 Az-Cz. That amount is far too high and must be addressed at this point. And though we still must review the tape of the Magnus Velarius vs. ESF match, it would seem to be legitimate to say the same thing happened as the Marauders dismantled the Boyers rather easily. Luck only goes so far.”

The Unicorns all nodded as one at this last statement. “We, as a squad formally ask for an investigation into the officiating of the CoH Group 8 to this point. Just because these guys are newcomers, and no offense is directed at them to this point, does not give the officials the right to literally hand them undeserved results at the expense of the more experienced and fair-playing sides in the group. All we want is for things to play out on an even keel without having to worry about officials ‘playing favorites’.”

“It seems like we are being penalized for not running our mouths uncontrollably like some others or for being too nice in what we do say. Well that all stops now. We are tired of being pushed around.” Applause erupted from the Sylvanaes fans.

“And one more thing.” Telperiën looked really annoyed now. “These other nations, every freakin’ one of them, needs to spend more time looking at things before they open their damn mouths. We have been referred to as “Elven” far too many times. Of the twenty-two women on the squad, only eight are Elven - unless you count Lashay Niesman, but she is only a half-breed. Six Humans, four Halflings, and three Dwarves also are on the squad and really take offense to being called Elves. Not to mention that I take offense at these races being classed in with those of the First Children. Illuvatar be praised. This gets old quickly and I hope the other nations will take heed of this request.Thanks you for your time.”

From the desk of Noz-Tf

Apologies and Objections

First, we'd like to apologize for calling the team from Dorian & Sonya elves. We assumed that it was a team nickname, like Gnomes is for us. Although we have human players on the team, they are as a whole are known as the Gnomes. It was a mistake and we are sorry. In the future we will avoid doing so.

However as to the refereeing, we thing Dorian & Sonya must have been watching a different game. The reason we didn't get many calls against us, is that in general we are a very rules conscious team. In the entire Baptism of Fire we earned 3 cards. The calls weren't in our favor as much as the Dorian & Sonya players showed less respect for the rules of the game than the Gnomes did.

Noz-Tf
President, Az-cz football federation

Elven Times
Pass the Wine

And drink it up with glee. Raise a toast to your worst enemy and dance your hearts out my friends. The Marauders gave Magnus their comings for the lack of respect they gave the ESF in their group predictions. With a very solid offensive and defensive effort, the team put up a 3-1 scoreline to the elation of their fans. Those fans were a group of 1200 elves that were situated in the northern end of the stadium, directly behind the goal. And what great fans they were, cheering their team on during every attack, and giving applause after every successful defensive stop. In recognition of their loyalty to their team, the squad threw their jerseys tops to the section after the final whistle and promised a signature to those who got them after the team meeting.

Onto the game we must go, and so we shall. It started out poorly for the Marauders, not 15 minutes in, and they were already down 1-0 off a long range effort by Karl von Stoffel in the 13th minute to put the experienced side up. It would seem like the squad was well on their way to defeat to the seasoned side when in the 18th minute veteran defender Placibus Hardsworth was taken down by Ismail Mendeleev with an ugly assault with his elbow. Placibus laid on the ground for many minutes with his hands covering his face before the trainer could finally get the tough elf to move. When he unveiled his face, a huge gash from across his right eye and over the bridge of his nose was gushing blood. Yet to the surprise of all, Mendeleev only got a yellow and was allowed to continue on. This blatant assault on a teammate, and then the referees disregard for the obvious injury sparked a resolve of something fierce in those elves on the pitch. Even the soft-spoken Walker was seen throwing explicitives the refs way before the restart.

With Hardsworth clearly unable to return to play, the veteran Clint Centron came on to replace him to the cheers of some and the jeers of others. Centron hadn't seen any time since midway through WC29 after he had not given a full effort in the first few games of the Marauders run. But with him the only defender on the bench with experience, Florintine had no choice but to put Centron in and hope that he had learned his lesson from years passed. Centron would prove that the decision would be the first of many brilliant move Forty would make that game. For just after the restart, the Marauders had the ball deep inside the Magnus side. Stone was holding it near the byline on the right side, with Wong and Donnalson both hounding her for the ball when Centron made a run from into the middle of the box. That’s when Stone slipped between the two defenders and delivered a bouncing cross. Zacharius was the first to it, and delivered a hard shot to the corner that de Mazovy punched away. But there was Clint sliding in to deliver the loose ball into the back of the net.

The half continued to be a physical affair with several players being taken down hard or taking down their marks harder. Many had bumps, bruises, and scrapes heading into the lockers at the half, all ever at one. There was bit a sliver of difference between the two squads that hinted at what was to come in the second half. While the ESF team went in concerned for their teammate, Magnus went in with a vile smile, thinking that had their opposition right where they wanted them: bruised, injured, and with only two subs remaining for the second half. Yet when the teams came onto the pitch, the Marauders had found calmness while Magnus still wore that ugly grin. Placibus joined the team just before the whistle in street clothes and several stiches that sealed up the wound, however he was cheering the team on as the second half got underway.

The play in the second half did not get any less physical, but the sqaud was now prepared for that. The team began to use a pure passing attack to counteract the viscous assault by the Magnus side, in which they were able to move the ball from one end of the pitch to the other in just a matter of seconds and produce a quality scoring oppurtunity. It was during one of these counters in the 63rd minute that Tatum found the back of the net off a clean pass from Swent. When the ball crossed the line, the stadium went eriely quiet before those fans behind the Magnus goal began to celebrate enthusiatsically.

With the lead now in hand, Forty put in Justinian Constant and Kris Consmith for Samuel Tatum and Ashley Walker, for a more defensive minded approach. Yet victory was assured just 8 minutes later when Zacharius slipped by the Magnus backline and put a bullet into the back of the net, nearly taking off de Mazovy's hand with it.

And so the Marauders find themselves on top of the table with four points and looking at a crucial match versus the Az-Cz team that upset the Dorian and Sonya side, 2-1. If the team manages to defeat the BoF champions, they would find themselves in control of their own destiny. A win would mean that they would therortically only need 1 point out of the remaining 3 games in order to qualify. The ESC has also filed a formal complain against the refs from their two matches, citing numerous blown calls or calls going against guidelines. They have also issued a formal apology to the Dorian and Sonya squad for the improper use of calling the team elven when the squad is not comprised of only elves.

CoH Scorers
Kyla Night - 1
Zacharius - 1
Samuel Tatum - 1
Clint Centron - 1

Article by Ron Santapa

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Vilita Cove Derby: Part One All Square



When Jualiar Vumaou ventured back to the locker room following his sides 1-1 draw with former emperial rulers the Tropics of Vilita, he knew perhaps that his side could have done better. But at the same time, there was no shame in taking a point off the Vilita Jungle Cats at the Lirai Asku Castle, one of the most intimidating arenas in the entire world. The Castle, which has long put fear in the guts of opposition on the club arena, helping the Yeaddin Owls to a record number of Vilitan Stellar Division championships, as well as a perfect three-for-three record in qualifying for the finals of the NationStates World Club Championships, was perhaps the Vilitan's greatest weapon against a Turorian flock that had been practicing claw to claw for the past 2 full world cup seasons. Turori, on paper, were perhaps favored over the Jungle Cats, but a draw seemed the perfect result on a night where it seemed no one wanted to lose.

Vilita had gotten an early opener through Esorijan Marelja's dazzling run down the left, but from that moment on, it was Vumaou's flock of Cocoabo's that controlled much of the play, creating chances and putting the pressure on the Vilitan Goalkeeper presumed to be of Oakerian descent. In fact, it appeared that Turori had gotten the equalizer just before the half, before the referee whistled for controlling with the hand and awarding the freekick to the Vilitan keeper. Vumaou, incensed, argued that Cocoabo's do not have hands, but the referee would have none of the Turorian head coach's abuse and the experienced Turorian striker opted to save his breath. It was with just cause too, because Vumaou had plenty of time to celebrate on the hour mark when his side did finally draw level off an odd sight, a diving cocoabo header that somewhat resembled an Emu at full sprint before diving it's head deep into the ground for cover. To the surprise of many, the ball actually ended in the back of the net, and the Eels had a deserved foot back into the match. But the atmosphere at the Lirai Asku Castle was always going to be a factor, and a late surge by the Orange & Teal section was able to overpower the Turorians, and give their side the willpower to hold off the final Turorian onslaught, which saw the ball inside the Vilitan 18 yard box for 3 of the final 5 minutes of the match without a single shot being recorded on target.

Some might say Vilita survived to hold out for the draw, and others might say Turori have done well to take a point off any team calling the Lirai Asku Castle its home arena. Either way, the result is the same while Top ranked Spruitland takes an early four point lead in the group standings over the Turori Eels who sit second on two points after the opening day draw against Alasdair I Frosticus. Turori will square off with Spruitland on matchday 3 with hopes of recording the upset victory that will put them back in the race for the top spot in the group standings and preferred placement into the next round of the competition.





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Taste the STEEL! MagValSportsNet

Gnomes No Match For Boyars

It seems as the Cup of Harmony got well underway today as Magnus Valerius took to the fans and played awesomely today. The Valerians showed no mercy to the gnomes of Az-cz, who were their unfortunate opponents as they opened with a blessing from His Holiness Patriarch Feodor III, head of the Valerian Orthodox Church. Of course, many Valerians are usually rather nominal when it comes to religion, but some do believe that Feodor and his charismatic nature had a hand in the spirits of the Boyars.


MD1: Magnus Valerius v. Az-cz W 5:1
MD2: Magnus Valerius v. ESF
MD3: Dorian & Sonya v. Magnus Valerius
MD4: Az-cz v. Magnus Valerius
MD5: ESF v. Magnus Valerius
MD6: Magnus Valerius v. Dorian & Sonya


OOC: More to come... :D

News Items from the First Creek Falls Age.

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GOALIE FALLS – BREAKS LEG

Champion First Creek Falls goalkeeper, lotorous, will miss the rest of the season after falling 15 metres from his house tree and breaking a leg. “I was extremely lucky,” says a relieved lotorous. “It could have been far worse. I was with my girlfriend on a branch and fell asleep. You know what it’s like: it’s Saturday afternoon in early spring, the sun is shining, the bees are buzzing and your girlfriend is looking oh so sweet. Next thing I know I’m on the ground and in heaps of bother. Looks like I won’t be playing for a while.”

FCFFC coach, carpeme, says that the team now has the chance to prove its mettle. “With 5 games to go we are second on the Premier League table after Monkeytop. It will be a challenge without our number one goalkeeper. This week we play the 3rd place side, McKillops Bridge who are coming off a loss to Monkeytop United. It was the Kingfishers’ first loss of the season not counting all the games they forfeited. The players know that a win will demonstrate they are worthy of the premiership. Losing lotorous is a hurdle but I believe the team has what it takes to leap this hurdle.”

lotorous's place in the Cup of Harmony squad has been given to evolu from McKillops Bridge. “Now I know how lúthient feels,” says a chastened lotorous.

POTOROOS WIN STUNNING VICTORY

All over Errinundera fans erupted into celebration at 5 o’clock this morning when the referee’s whistle blew to give the potoroos a famous 1-2 victory against the top-seeded team in their Cup of Harmony group. “Tynelia is ranked number 43 in the world,” said a beaming keok, the team’s assistant coach. “Errinundera is ranked 108. Not since the classical age of football in Errinundera nearly 90 years ago have we beaten such a highly ranked team.”

Young strikers otelopea and addicksonia each scored in a blistering first half. “We are a young side,” explains keok, “so we decided to run them off their feet. The tactic worked a treat. Did you know that these 2 blokes are direct descendants of oreades and antarcticad? They were sensational.”

The punishing first half effort seemed to take its toll on the side after the break. The greater strength and experience of the Tynelians came to the fore with macdougalan pulling one back for the home side. “In the second half it was turn of the defenders to show the way,” says keok. “I want to single out the first gamer, evolu. She was thrown into the team at the last moment, what with lúthien and lotorous both being indisposed, and played magnificently. macdougalan's goal was a result of sheer magic and pure force. It was a beauty.”

Millions in Errinundera braved the crisp morning to watch the live telecast on communal viewing screens set up in villages, towns and cities everywhere. The crowd in Red Marx Square was so large and boisterous that when otelopea scored that first goal the volume of the roar caused one of the adjacent buildings to collapse. We spoke with some of the fans at the square after the match.

lupazu (failed revolutionary): That building was about to come down anyway. Protesters gave it a thorough going over about a year ago.

frankli ( doctor): Each time we replace a goalie we play better. I think someone should help evolu have an accident.

illia (actuary): That’s revolting and ridiculous. How could he wish harm on another person? Besides, there have only been 2 games. How can you see a pattern in a data set of 2?

eorbus (unemployed priest): evolu is so cute. I want her to have my lovechild.

veret (student): It was great to see the team rise to the occasion. The potoroos didn’t play so well in the second half but they made up for it with courage.

Perhaps it was a mistake to host the match at the Garrison. Following the falling-out between Barnes and the Royal Heath players after the System Karela debacle, it was never likely that the Heathens would prove gracious hosts. Indeed, despite picking a number of non-Crowhurst players, the boos for the Wentland team have never been louder - even when playing in Spaam.

Despite careful ticketing arrangements the Establishment (the infamous hooligan gang that follows Royal Heath) had managed to amass at the Arnold Street end as per usual and were hurling dog's abuse at Tommy Barnes. Fortunately they paid their respects to the national anthem but the atmosphere was as poisonous as at any away fixture. By my estimate fully 25% of the Wentland support excoriated the Crowhurst contingent (although they did not at least support the opposition) and the wounds left by the media slanging matches will not heal easily.

Nevertheless, it was water of Tommy Barnes' back as he has heard it all before in Crowhurst's period of dominance. And he went a long way to shutting the mouths of the naysayers with an early goal, one of functional brutality as Moon lofted a 60 yard pass forward for Cooper to knock down and Barnes to sidefoot home. One-nil and Barnes wheeling away with finger to his lips merely exacerbated the Arnold Street spectators.

A second followed midway through the half, Moon heading home a corner, but instead of piling on the pressure against a demoralized opposition Crowhurst - sorry, Wentland - hung back and sat on the game. Saving energy for the following games? Certainly, unless there is a very public making-up between the Royal Heath players and Barnes, the Wentland squad will be more depleted than the others. Fortunately a draw in the other group match means that the defeat to System Karela has not proved to be too disastrous as yet as Wentland sit a point off the lead. Win in Spaamanian Plijous - easier said than done - and the wounded Swifts will be in a qualifying position.

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Decent start for the Mateys

The CoH has begun and so far the Mateys can be happy with their preformances. A 2-1 home victory against Demot and then a 1-1 draw with the Mice of Miceland saw them climb to second place in the group standings, however one of the most difficult games is still to come against hosts of the competition proper, Dance 2 Reveloution. This team is world class and should have qualified for the WC but it just didnt happen for them, hopefully it doesnt happen for them again when they turn out at the National Stadium at the Maze in Megaberry Province.

Still Underperformers

Dance 2 Revolution can't put it beyond doubt

Dance 2 Revolution started the campaign off well. Not spectacularly...but well. A 3-0 win over Miceland was expected but not exactly over the top. D2R, heavily tipped favourites behind Spruitland. Dance 2 Revolution were expected to make an example in the 6 games in the group stages. Demot had other ideas.

A first half goal by youngster Iyrp Di Sakura was later equalised by a Feroscos own goal. Feroscos' attempted clearance from a cross was accidentally hooked, sending the ball over his and Handplant's head, and into his own goal.

D2R will hopefully be letting this disappointment behind them and send a message to the rest of the competition when they take on Lisburn Mateys. Lisburn Mateys are only mere goals behind D2R, although the revolutionaries don't plan on giving the Mateys any favoursin the next match.

After the Demot match...

Maeda: What the **** was that?!

Team: Sorry, boss.

Maeda: You don't need to apologize to me, apologize to the FANS! It is them who support you, and it is them you are letting down. The fans and your country. Feroscos, how do you manage to scoop a ball that badly? Seriously?

Feroscos: I misinterpreted the ball.

Maeda: Hmph, remember what you are playing for? A chance to play in a final of a championship on home turf! I want you to experience the thrill...the electricity! But most of all...I want you to deserve to be there. I want you to WANT to be there! Do you want to be there?!

Team: Yes, boss, yes!

Maeda: Then PLAY for it! You'll never beat the better teams with an attitude like you played with against Demot. The larger teams will come...and I want them to fall at our feet! Professional job everyone in the group stages. Try and send a message: "To win the cup, you are going to have to go through us!"

Team: YEAH!!

Maeda: And remember, you, your places and your countries place as rightful winners are NOT safe. You have to make them safe!

[Team leaves, fired up]

Justin Sterling was married to one of the players on the Gulls team, and he desperately wanted them to win. But they were facing a System Karela, a team famous for its massive defense. It was rumoured that they would be marking Alan Belmore, the only player that gave the Gulls any credibility. He would have nothing of this though... Creeping into the SysKa camp, he held the vial of Takil poison that the old man had sold him for two thousand laari. The Takil would make the SysKa team an offensive team, and they would forget about marking Belmore, allowing him to score and win the game. Carefully, he poured the vial into the team's Gatorade canteen, and slipped back out, never being seen of heard. His mission was done, and his wife would be VERY pleased tomorrow night.

"And thats the equaliser! System Karela have scored AGAIN and tied up the game. Well, this is certainly a different team than what we've seen in the past, isn't it Bob?

"Thats right! Belmore has managed to score two goals, but the SysKas have attacked right back, really catching the Gulls by surprise.

"And thats full time! System Karela and Spaamanian Plijous tie, and two all, in the second match of the Cup of Harmony!"

Justin turned the TV off in disgust. His plan had backfired, and his wife would be very unhappy when she got home. He wouldn't be sitting for a week...

Vilita 1 - 1 Turori


Kevshawa followed me out of the room. "Don't be a Slacker, dude" Kevshawa said. Inside, I filled up with rage from the inside. What the hell is he talking about? This from the same fellow who didn't show up for half a year. A Slacker? Just because I want to utilize technology? What the hell is this nerd brained crab cracker on about. E-Mail is a perfectly fine method of communication. Theres no need for everyone to drop everything, waste energy and travel all the way across the damn city just to shake each others hands and sit at a table for 18 minutes, then travel all the way back to what they were doing before the interuption. Theres a damn reason they invented improved methods of communication. Whatever, I'll entertain the bitch. "Well, theres no point meeting if we don't have anything to meet about. We should e-mail first to ensure we've got anything to meet for." you little chicken sucker. How dare you insinuate that I'm a slacker, just because you are little mr. electric lets have a meeting.

"Hey!" I heard the voice from behind me and swung a quick right without thinking. Wow, that was kind of hard. Oh crap, It's Alika, what a fool. "Alika! I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else!" Yea, what a great explanation for socking a girl in the face. A cute one as well. Now she's going to think I'm some angry fool. "Yea" Alika said, "That freaking hurt what the hell! Seems like everyone is mad at everyone else since the Eels tied us at the Castle!" Holy crap! She's not uber mad! Thank goodness the Eels tied that match up, no matter how embarassing it is for our National Pride. "I know, I'm pretty torn up about it, I'm Sorry Alika" for this crock of bull crap I'm telling you right now because I don't give a crap about the Turori-Vilita Cup of Harmony game "But don't worry, we'll get them in the second leg later this week, for sure." Oh man, look at her eyes light up. I got her back. Man, what a bit of luck. Thank those lacklustreJungle Cats.



Vilita will continue their Cup of Harmony campaign with a winnable match against Alasdair I Frosticus that could see Vilita go second in the table and into the qualification zone at the midway point of the qualification stage. Local foes, the Turori Eels will square off with Tournament Favorites Spruitland In a match that could be detrimental to Vilita's qualification hopes should the Eels pull off the Upset victory. Vilita fell 5-1 to spruitland earlier in the week, nad will be hoping for a similar result to keep the Eels at bay in the Group Standings.

Group 1
Lisburn Mateys 2:2 Dance 2 Revolution
The Mice of Miceland 4:1 Demot
Group 1 M W D L F A P GD G%
Dance 2 Revolution 3 1 2 0 6 3 5 +3 66
Lisburn Mateys 3 1 2 0 5 4 5 +1 55
The Mice of Miceland 3 1 1 1 5 5 4 +0 50
Demot 3 0 1 2 3 7 1 -4 30
Group 2
Turori 2:3 Spruitland
Vilita 2:3 Alasdair I Frosticus
Group 2 M W D L F A P GD G%
Spruitland 3 3 0 0 9 3 9 +6 75
Alasdair I Frosticus 3 1 1 1 4 4 4 +0 50
Turori 3 0 2 1 4 5 2 -1 44
Vilita 3 0 1 2 4 9 1 -5 30
Group 3
Sativaville 2:2 Haraki
Raging Penguins 0:0 Sel Appa
Group 3 M W D L F A P GD G%
Raging Penguins 3 2 1 0 6 1 7 +5 85
Haraki 3 1 1 1 5 4 4 +1 55
Sativaville 3 1 1 1 6 8 4 -2 42
Sel Appa 3 0 1 2 2 6 1 -4 25
Group 4
Geisenfried 0:1 Tynelia
Virginia Nova 1:1 Errinundera
Group 4 M W D L F A P GD G%
Tynelia 3 2 0 1 6 2 6 +4 75
Geisenfried 3 2 0 1 3 1 6 +2 75
Errinundera 3 1 1 1 3 4 4 -1 42
Virginia Nova 3 0 1 2 1 6 1 -5 14

"Andreas, can I talk to you for a while?"

Andreas knew this would mean trouble. "I guess it would be better to defend against this request since I need to go somewhere..." he said.

"What is more important than the national team?"

"Going to the restroom before it's too late?"

"It is not very long. Due to your takilan tendencies, I have decided that against the Spaamian Plijous, Mesit Janamerikana will play on your position."

"I accept this. I am very sorry that it had to come to such a point, but I accept the decision."

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The match was not good. The Karelans tried marking Alan Belmore, but they lacked tactical discipline, karela and about anything which distinguishes (according to karelan cosmology) the sentient from the purely instinct-based beings. Normally, they would have had less problems, but Andreas Pfeffer, who most people only know as striker even though he is not, did not play in the defense and the players had this horrible mental problem that made them play very takilanly. Despite most of them did concentrate on marking Alan Belmore he managed somehow to score. And then happened a scene, which karelans later claimed did never happen: Ilat Zakharov stole the ball from Tera Patrick (who wanted to pass to Alan Belmore, of course) and the Karelans started an attack on the spaamian goal. When Georgiy Abramovic shot the ball past Savanna Samson (who did not expect anything like that) - the system karelan fans had no idea what to do. The takilaness continues, while System Karela fans left the stadium Alan Belmore managed to take the lead aain but only 3 minutes later, Exke Hana equalized the score. The takilness was discovered when Yuri Na~ovi'tes took a sip and then collapsed due to a takil-overdose. He is currently in a hospital and is expected to miss the rest of the tournament.

Group 5
Spaamanian Plijous 0:1 Wentland
System Karela 1:1 Tocapa

Group 6
Qazox 5:1 Vuam and Isma
Green Wombat 1:2 Aurendia

Group 7
Rorysville 0:1 The Lowland Clans
Marceau State 1:3 Marion Oaks 2

Group 8
Dorian and Sonya 0:4 Magnus Valerius
Az-cz 1:1 Elves Security Force


Group 5 M W D L F A P GD G%
Wentland 3 2 0 1 3 2 6 +1 60
System Karela 3 1 2 0 5 3 5 +2 62
Spaamanian Plijous 3 1 1 1 4 4 4 +0 50
Tocapa 3 0 1 2 2 5 1 -3 28

Group 6 M W D L F A P GD G%
Qazox 3 2 0 1 8 5 6 +3 61
Aurendia 3 2 0 1 5 3 6 +2 62
Green Wombat 3 1 0 2 5 6 3 -1 45
Vuam and Isma 3 1 0 2 4 8 3 -4 33

Group 7 M W D L F A P GD G%
Marceau State 3 2 0 1 6 4 6 +2 60
The Lowland Clans 3 2 0 1 5 5 6 +0 50
Rorysville 3 1 0 2 5 5 3 +0 50
Marion Oaks 2 3 1 0 2 7 9 3 -2 43

Group 8 M W D L F A P GD G%
Magnus Valerius 3 2 0 1 10 4 6 +6 71
Elves Security Force 3 1 2 0 5 3 5 +2 62
Az-cz 3 1 1 1 4 7 4 -3 36
Dorian and Sonya 3 0 1 2 2 7 1 -5 22



-laziness later

Mice trounce Demot

A fulltime score of 4-1 gives the mice their first (and might you say) most dramatic win, in fact it was their first win of the Cup of Harmony. The first match was a loss away at Dance 2 Revolution 3-0. Then a draw against Liburn Matey's, once again away and for our first home match we showed Demot why we where one of the best teams in the Baptism of Fire, dominating the team from Demot.

A number of mid-fielder's had scored most of the Miceland goals,3 in the first half and one in the second half. Most of the goals where scored by Stuart LittleMouse.

Demot managed a small fightback it it was too late, they scored one goal with only minutes left on the clock.

..................................

Stuart LittleMouse had a great game scoring a hattrick 3 of the goals, 2 in the first half and he also scored the lone Miceland goal in the 2nd, it was almost like it was a dream, or is this part of that beings plan? He wasn't even sure that it was real, it all could been his mind playing tricks on him. Whatever happens it seems that he has started to become quite popular. Things are certainly seeming as though he could take the position as the ruler of Miceland should the government fall. Though he could not see how the government would fall it is a tremendous organisation and he couldn't see any potential threat to the government.

But what Stuart couldn't see was a process inside the government, The Entertainment and Gaming Office was at war inside the government against the chamber about Stuart and it was just an amount of time till the government fell in on it self.

Az-cz Scroll
Spaam
Il-Lur

Gnomes & Elves draw, both still fighting for qualification

On the third match day both teams played a very even game. Neither team really looked better than the other and the game ended on a 1-1 draw.
Elves Security Forces were the first team to score. They took advantage of a missed play by Kz-Kz to allow the Elves to take a 1-0 lead in the 19th minute.
However it didn't take long for the Gnomes to answer back with a goal of their own. Pizelkaxrovsky was once again at the heart of the attack setting up Levesque for the equalizer in the 25th minute.
From that point on neither team was able to get much penetration in to the back lines. The game spent most of the time being kicked back and forth between the midfield. The elves had the slightly better of it, but basically neither team had much in attack and the game ended on the 1-1 score.
The next match is against Magnus Valerius, the one team that looked much better than Az-cz so far. They are also the group leader. If Az-cz can find points against Magnus Valerius, they will improve their chances for qualification immensely.

"They're what?"

"Um, they're at the top of their, um, group, sir, they've won twice, and drawn once."

"And the poison didn't work."

"Um, No, sir. They, um, ate part of DMYS, and, um, its moldy properties proved to be an, um, antidote. Sir."

"Erm, why did they eat DMYS? What could have possibly–"

Here the Presidential Talk ended, as President Phether Tuks suddenly lost his Presidential Attention, and fixed his Presidential Eyes on a fly which buzzed passively around a cieling lamp. His Presidential Silence stretched.

"Um, Sir? What, um, were you saying?"

"–led The Team to actually eat that thing? Isn't it a mutated slime mold?" Finished the President, totally unaware of his ten second lapse.

"Well, um, they didn't trust the, um, food anymore, so they, um, drew lots, and um, DMYS lost."

"Well, then deploy the armies. I want them taken out. I'll have no more Professionals knocking down my door. Or my house, for that matter. That was quite costly. I'll be taking reparations out of the National Treasury, for that."

"Um, sir, you don't have a, um, house. Sir."

"Well, of course not! It was knocked down by an angry mod, you know!"

"No, sir, I mean, you've never had a house. Um, sir."

Phether Tuks gave no notice of this. He had fallen asleep. Paying attention for so long on something productive was too tiring for any President, especially for him.
Renolds tiptoed out, and closed the Presidential Door queitly behind him.

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That night, the papers read:

Team Plays well against Foriegners; Predicted to do Badly against RagePeng Military

MC: Joining us today are coach Levesque, captain Nerazzuri and Lo-Ro. Although Lo-Ro wasn't Man of the Match, that award going to an Elves Security Force player, we felt he deserved to be here.

Levesque: Well we failed to get the full 3 points, which means for the time being we're on the outside looking in, but there is plenty of time to improve. We're sitting in a perfectly fine spot for the time being.

Az-cz reporter 1: Sitting on 4 points, what do you think the team needs to do in the second half of the group stage.

Levesque: We need at least 4 more and probably more than that. We're really not that far out of the picture.

Az-cz reporter 2: Before the game you keyed on defense. How would you say the defense played?

Levesque: Fantastically. We made one mistake that cost us a goal, but basically shut them down after that. Lo-Ro is really coming on.

Az-cz reporter 3: Lo-Ro, you've played well the last two games, but Magnus Valerius destroyed you guys last time. How will you adjust?

Lo-Ro: Look, we're playing the same roster. We've got the same strategy. It's not a question of adjustments, more of execution. We're playing better. Hopefully it'll continue.

Az-cz reporter 4: Nerazzuri, how's the job as captain going?

Nerazzuri: Fine. I'm really enjoying it. Hopefully I'll be able to earn myself a few more games with the armband. After this cup of harmony, who knows the next time I'll be able to wear it.

Az-cz reporter 5: You watched your son score the equalizer today. How did that feel?

Levesque: Great. Of course I was happy as coach to get the equalizer. But to watch my son really come into his own as a footballer is fantastic. He ought to soon be a starter in his own right. He'll be great with or without me.

Az-cz reporter 6: The team in the AOCAF ended up with 5 points. How would you grade their performance.

Levesque: On the whole, exceptable but not great. The win over Andossa Se Mitrin Vega was very nice and the draw with Nojika good, but our performance against our fellow Baptism of Fire opponents was not good.

MC: Alright last question.

Az-cz reporter 7: Part of the point of this tournament was to cap young players. However a number of the young players have seen no experience to this point. Does this concern you?

Levesque: No. The plan is to cap young players, which we are doing. Levesque and Haji-Me have played and improved greatly. We've also deployed some of the bench. And the players who haven't appeared still benefit from practicing with the squad. Of course development is important, but we're going to try to win.

Sel Appan Defense Holds Solid for a Draw

Sel Appa kept up a strong defense against one of the most unusual teams that seems to rarely try attacking and usually doesn't seem to play correctly. At one point during a deep Sel Appan attack, the three RP defenders Normal Penguin, Obese Penguin, and Fnab Fnab charged on Lee Rehsom and slammed him into the ground in a full-on tackle. The two penguins received straight red cards, while Fnab Fnab got away with a yellow. Unfortunately, Rehsom was knocked unconcious by the challenge and had to be substituted with Fuji Kawagaji for the remainder of the match. By full time, neither side had scored a goal and the match ended nil-nil.

QSPN FOOTBALL TONIGHT

Tim Brady: Qazox continued its winningways by steamrolling Vuam and Isma earlier tonight by the final score of 5-1. After the opening match loss to Aurendia, The Black OXen have won two games against good competition.

The scoring went as follows: In the 15th minute Vuam and Isma's #4 Scored to make it 1-0 V&I, but Qazox held firm and by the end of the 1st half, 2 goals by Alicia “Speedy” Gonzalez in the 37th and 43rd minutes gave teh Black Oxen a 2-1 lead.

The second half, V&I didn't even seem to show up as Alicia “Speedy” Gonzalez completed her hat trick in the 56th minute, pushing the lead up to 3-1. Marie goya added a goal in the 69th minute and Nelson Macgillivray finished off Vuam and Isma in the 83rd minute with his first goal.

Scoring Summary:
Qazox: Gonzalez (1,2,3: 37', 43', 56'), Goya (3: 69'), Macgillivray (1: 83')
Vuam and Isma: #4- 15'

Up next is Aurendia, and Qazox is looking to avange thier opening day loss. A win here and advancement is a stronger possiblity.

PART THE 20TH

Kyle: You cannot be serious!!! I had to kill him jsut to be able to shut down that machine! You don't know how much power that is capable of creating!

Latias: Yes I do, but with the temporal capacitor attatched that I found in Sativavile. Oh.. you don't know? An alien spacecraft crashed there about 5 years ago and I'm quite surprised that you were'nt sent to retreive it...Oh you were too busy killing your brother and that insane father of yours Uarez. Yes I knew Uarez was your father, but that is neither here nor there.

Kyle had heard enough. He had to allow his father to die just so Kyle could shut down his brother's time-machine, and his brother's insane rage convinced him to try to jump through the time-machine, but it exploded just before he entered. He turned his back on Latias and started walking towards the door.

Latias: WAIT!!!!! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!??! GET BACK HERE!!!!

Kyle stopped, turned and with a grim face said: "I just don't care anymore. I'm too old for this shit. I've seen friends, family and innocents die, just to keep the Continuum in working order.. and I just can't do it anymore. Latias, I'm walking out that door...If there is any part of you that still loves me, You'll let me go."

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Unicorns Stink Again

Queen Sonya Sabre sat alone at a coffee shop in Lamoni where she was seriously considering abandoning everything to do with the Mystical Unicorns and Necromancers. Both squads were performing horribly under the level they were expected to show. It was far past time for one of them - in the very least - to play up to expectations rather than this infernal underachieving.

The Unicorns had dropped yet another match in the current CoH although this one was to the top ranked side in the group. But regardless of that fact there was little excuse for losing 0-4 to Magnus Velarius.

The loss dropped the Unicorns into the last spot for group 8 with only a single point from their 3 matches thus far. Horrid. Horrid. Horrid. But there is still some slim hope for qualification. MV has 6 points, ESF has 5, and Az-Cz has 3. That means that if the Unicorns can turn this thing around now and win the three remaining matches - a feat that should be entirely in the realm of possibilities - They could squeak into the next round - where they should be anyway.

That means the soon-to-be-decapitated-if-they-don’t-improve squad must avenge an opening day draw with ESF, a shocking MD2 loss to Az, and the crushing by MV today. All of that can happen. The first two should happen. Surely the powers that be can not continue to screw us at every opportunity.

Elven Times
Nip the Tuck, Reverse Role

Not what was expected or needed, but well earned none the less. That is, the result from the match against the gnomes of Az-Cz in their home stadium. As the halfway point of the first round of the CoH comes to an end, we must take pause and think for a moment about what has transpired and what has yet come to pass. The squad did indeed pull two monumential upsets in the first two matchdays and will likely recieve their just rewards in the next edition of the rankings. However, the team is hungry for more. Not only do they want to recongnition as a footballing nation, but they desire to prove that they can be one of the elite. In their eyes, this can be accomplished by finishing group play in style and possibly winning the group. Such ideas just three weeks before would of sparked outrage across the footballing World, but as the results for the proof, the team is capable of such a feat. Is it trully feasable though? As much as this reporter would like to say yes, my gut tells me no, but I do believe the Marauders will qualify for the knock out stages of the tournament, where anything can happen on any given matchday.

As the tournament shifts gears, the Marauders will now be hosting their matches, and the ESC has decided to reinstate the Hatire Memorial on Capri as the official national team stadium after stripping the complex of the title before the start of WC29. The team will be looking to try and handle the Dorian and Sonya side once more. What was supposed to be the sugar of the group, the Unicorns have slipped in the begining matches. The Marauders hopes this trend will continue and that they can pick up a point or three in their home stadium with the roar of the fans behind them. Even the Great Leader himself, Tobias Raynor, shall be attending the matches. Rumor has it that the young elf might try out for Revtron after the CoH for a spot on the national team for WC31. Whether there is any truth to this has yet to be confirmed or denied by Tobias, but there has been an unusual amount of visits by his trainer over the past few months, so make what you will of that. For now, we shall focus our attention to the Marauders, who shall take up the challenge of actually moving on in an large scale international tournament, and bring further glory to the ESF.

CoH Scorers
Kyla Night - 2
Zacharius - 1
Samuel Tatum - 1
Clint Centron - 1

Article by Ron Santapa

"Gentlemen, I will NOT tolerate dissent. This has to be done my way or not at all. I will lose authority if I accept the Heathens back."

"What if they apologize?"

"That is different. If they apologize I shall welcome them back with open arms. But at present we do not need them. Another win and we are top of the group."

It had been very difficult, though. Spaamanian Plijous were very much a "spoiler" team - they had spoilt many a good record and were always capable of producing a shock result. Especially with Alan Belmore as the focus for their attack.

Indeed, in the first half he could have had a hat-trick, Dennis Tracey denying him on every occasion; and at the start of the second the Swifts got lucky as a Belmore shot came off the underside of the bar straight back into the arms of a prone Tracey.

But the sitting back worked. The Plijous players tired from the hour mark and the Swifts hit again, again and again. Loder was making headway down the wing with Davey on the opposing flank also cutting inside and it was these two who created the only goal, a deep Loder cross evading Barnes and Cooper (and the Spaamanian defence) for Davey to strike home with a sweet volley.

The remaining seven minutes or so were all Spaamanian, but to no avail - the well marshalled defence repelled all and the Swifts take the chief spot.

“Hello and welcome everyone to Tynelian Soccer Weekly and our continuing coverage of Tynelia’s run in the Cup of Harmony. Today in what some considered an early must win match, Tynelia came out on top 1-0 over Geinsefried to move into first place on goal differential. Virginia Nova got their first points of this Cup as well holding Errinundera to a 1-1 draw. I’m Mike McPhee along with Dana Lee and I think you’ll agree Dana, people are breathing a sigh of a relief after today’s match.”

“Yes they are Mike. But now we’ll see if the extended group play will hurt the team or not. Under the old system Tynelia would now have qualified as the top seed instead of having to play three more matches. Still this was a big win and a good start to this three match road trip.”

“This one nearly didn’t play out that way as it wasn;t until minute 80 when Jay Masterson finally ended the scoreless deadlock with a tough angle shot to the corner that barely went in. However this did quiet the foreign press somewhat who had been all too happy to see Geisenfried pull ahead after match day two. It was also interesting to hear that the Geisenfried people were upset that more people from the Tynelia Gambling Association didn’t place more bets on them winning this. I guess gambling is a much more serious thing in Geisenfried than it is here.”

“I don’t know about that Mike, I never gamble myself.”

“This from the person who makes match predictions every show Dana.”

“Hey its my job Mike, I don’t tell people to put money on them!”

“Well in any event here’s a much calmer Coach Billington waiting for us from Geisenfried welcome back Coach.”

<Billington appears on split screen>

“Hello Mike and Dana, sorry about last show.”

“Don’t worry about it Coach, at least the team has turned it around out there today.”

“Yes this was a tough match for us and we needed to come away with a point at least so getting the win is an added bonus. I think the defense especially wanted to put that last match behind them right away and came out with a strong effort out there today. I’m hoping the offense can pick it up some though. I’m sure Virginia Nova will be out for some home revenge for the 4-0 shutout we put on them to start this Cup. At least they got a point now. I hate playing teams with no points because you just know they’re due at any time and you don’t want it to be against your team.”

“So Coach how do you like the team’s chances at the halfway point?”

“Well we’re in first right now Dana which is always good but the race is still pretty tight. Errinundera is right on our heels even if VN has dropped back with a slow start and Geisenfried will be there until the end. If we can win two out of these last three matches I think we should have enough points to advance either first or second. Naturally I’d like to remove any doubt and take all three but that’s being a bit too greedy I think.”

“OK then Coach, that’s all the time we have right now, thanks again for joining us and we look forward to hearing from you again next time.”

“Thanks Mike.”

<Billington vanishes from the screen>

“So Dana do you agree with the two out of three scenario?”

“Yes I do, if you look at it that would give Tynelia 12 points which means Errinundera would have to sweep the second half to get to 13 which means Tynelia would have lost to Errinundera for their two out of three and Geisenfried would have lost to us both so we’d get in at number 2 spot. If Geisenfried matches or betters us we’d still get in as the number 2 spot as there would be no way Errinundera could catch us in that scenario. However if we win only one match in these final three then everything’s wide open for the top three teams. Virgina Nova’s best hope right now is to sweep the final three matches and hope the other teams get a lot of draws to let them make up the five points they are down right now.”

“OK then so we still can’t call this a clinched spot yet then.”

“Most certainly not Mike. A win here would give us some breathing room since either Geisenfried or Errinundera would lose ground to us depending on the result of their match but there is no way we can clinch anything until MD5 at the earliest.”

“OK then Dana your picks for the next matches.”

“Well I don’t think we’ll have another 4-0 shutout on the road Mike though that would be a huge bonus in our goal differential totals if it did happen. This time we’re in their stadium with their crowd doing the cheering. Will we win? Yes I think so, the defense is still allowing less than a goal a match at this point and despite only scoring one goal these past two matches the team’s average is 2. I think this will be another tight contest and Tynelia comes out on top by a 1-0 score. As far as the other match Geisenfried took the first meeting at home 2-0 but now Errinundera will be home for the rematch. Geisenfried will be upset after the loss to us while Errinundera is the surprise of the group so far and have only lost one match despite being the bottom seed. So I think this time around things will even up and they’ll walk away with a 2-2 draw.”

“OK then Dana, let’s hope so because those results would put us four ahead of Errinundera with two to play and a pair of points ahead of Geisenfried as well. On the other hand you picks haven’t done too well since MD1 so let’s hope you didn’t jinx us.”

<Mike ducks as Dana throws her pen at him>

“Anyway as always TSW will cover the Tynelia- Virginia Nova rematch live and in its entirety and Dana and I will be here afterwards for the post match recap. So until then this is Mike McPhee for Dana Lee and Tynelian Soccer Weekly. Have a good night everyone.”

News items from the McKillops Bridge Herald-Sun

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SNAKE BITES GOALIE IN BUSH

Champion Kingfisher goalkeeper, evolu, is out for the rest of the season after a brush with death last night. McKillops Bridge club doctor, tiveni, revealed today that evolu had been bitten by a deadly tiger snake and was lucky to be alive. “She was playing football with some kids and went to collect a miskick from some bush where she was bitten. With spring here, the snakes are coming into their breeding season and getting frisky. Miraculously for her, a medical centre with a supply of anti-venin abutted the field. She literally collapsed on their doorstep.”

President of the McKillops Bridge Football Club, nervose, is relieved but can’t wait for the season to be over. “This ghastly misfortune for evolu has been the worst moment in a year from hell. What has she done to deserve it? And just after she gets called up to the national team. The Kingfishers don’t need this. They’ve lost one game all season and will end up in 2nd or 3rd place. Where's the justice?”

evolu has been forced to withdraw from the Cup of Harmony. The EFA has announced that Rodger River goalie, humi, has been selected to replace her.

CUP OF HARMONY VENUE OUTRAGE

Football fans throughout Errinundera are agog at the choice of venues for the Cup of Harmony home games. Few would quibble with the choice of the B.C.G. but the others beggar belief. The Rodger River stadium has never hosted an international match and only seats 22,000. Rodgerers would rather watch trees fall down than a game of football. The name of the stadium says it all. The B Triple R ought to be condemned. ‘Nuff said.

Glumbog Arena, Rodger River – Geisenfried

The B.C.G., Bonang – Tynelia

The B Triple R, Bemm River – Virginia Nova

SILVU SHINES IN DULL GAME

Virginia Nova and Errinundera sleepwalked their way through a tedious game in the Cup of Harmony match today. After each side had scored within the first 15 minutes it promised to be an exciting game. We were misled. From the moment the second goal was scored the game descended into a scrappy mess devoid of skill and direction. Neither side looked like scoring again. The only player to show any semblance of application for the entire 90 minutes was the midfielder silvu who also scored Errinundera’s goal. The 1-all draw has left the potoroos in 3rd place in group 4 with the home games to come.

Assistant coach, keok, was upbeat. “Look, even though we came into this tournament ranked 30th out of the 32 teams we are right in the hunt to make it through to the second round. The win against Tynelia showed that on our day we can match it with some very accomplished sides but we are, after all, new to this caper. Our aim is to be ranked in the top 100 for the next World Cup and I think we have achieved this now. We are 1-1-1 from our on-the-road games. Things are looking good for the home games.”

GRAHAM CITY SUN - Sports Section: Cup of Harmony Coverage

Stars Recover From First Matchday Loss

SPAAM - After a very surprising loss to first-placed Marceau State on the first matchday, the people were already crying for the sacking of Daniel Davies, who has taken over the management of the Stars while Casey Dellet returns to take StarsB on their journey to the AOCAF. But, he rebonded with a series of strong performances against Marion Oaks 2 and supposed favorite Rorysville, who now sit third in the group table. Davies is satisfied with his teams performance, and sees them getting very far. "There are a lot of distractions because quite a few players are deciding to retire or not, and many of them are awaiting the host vote in a few weeks. It is very important for them to play in a World Cup. But the first loss woke them up and they now see the importance of playing now."

With the first half of the group stage over, the Stars must steel themselves and win all their remaining matches. Such a victory would prove an amazing psychological victory and much needed by the teams. The first test will be next matchday, where the Stars play Marceau State. If the previous results hold, then The Stars will be able to beat both Rorysville and Macion Oaks and give themselves a good shot and getting a good draw in the knockout stages.

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Sylvanaes Not Looking Too Good Today Versus Boyars
By Jenny Saraikova

After a matchday lost against Elves Security Forces, a loss that should have never happened to the Valerian football crestbearers, the Boyars... the national team came back with a vengeance, demanding blood for their upset at the hands of the ESF. It seems that the players from the once-called borderline heretical (as once mentioned by SCOBINS) nation were the unfortunate victims of the Boyars as they came back with a point trip and scored a clean game against Dorian and Sonya.

The game started off with a good vibe as the Boyars entered the stadium of Sonyanites without the glow of a hangover. The players decided that they should put the booze on hold for the time after their loss to ESF. Perhaps it was their combined, massive hangover on their game with ESF that caused them to falter. As they entered rather energetically, the Sonyanites emerged with smug, confident looks. However, the Players of Sylvanaes were likely building up false confidence, since D&S lost to Az-cz the day prior.

With a stinging loss to Az-cz, which the Valerians swept with ease under the rug with a 1:5 victory that Sportsman Chuck of Isangrad Times called "p0wnage", the Sonyanites probably should have called in sick for the game. The Valerians started off with the possession and headed off into Sonyanite turf a few moments later, with Illyanich fronting the offensive. Illyanich's constant harrassment of D&S's defense soon led to an oppening to which the Valerian Football Star took with pride to make in a goal at the 19th minute.

With the D&S defense scrambling, the Boyars continued to outmanouvere them in each play, taking ball possession from the Sonyanites twice before the Boyars made their next point at the 33rd minute. It was made by the shining new star, Karl von Stoffel, who was subbing for Heinrich Zerbst (as seen taking a break with a fresh jug of ElektroAde®). von Stoffel, who hails from the "City of Sequoia Trees" Austaire, Baden State, decided to show who's boss on the field and, drawing in Urt-Urumqi and Bashkirsky for a midfielder offensive, made in a swooping goal at the 33rd minute. The Valerians watching from home (not many were able to reach D&S to see the game) cheered, with beers in hand.

The Sonyanites could not recover nor score in the first half after the Valerian team put on a two-point lead and kept it there until second half. The Valerians were baffled as why the second seed was doing so badly in the games. It was rather strange for D&S, who have shown some nice football plays, weren't up to shape in the CoH. Well, as half-time rounded down and as second half began, the Boyars came back to refresh the Sonyanites of the Boyars's grip on the match and the fallacies in the Sonyanites plays in this game.

Yeufimei Bashkirsky, who rarely ever scores and who usually likes to play defensive midfield, was more than happy to take the chance to score against a faulty Sonyanite defense and make in a goal at the 64th minute. Aided by George Illyanich and Kyrill Feodorov, who had his back as he took the ball from Illyanich's passing kick, Baskirsky weaved through the Unicorns's defense with ease and with a smile as he performed a few tricks along the way. The Unicorns were not amused and charged at him, but it was too late; Baskirsky sent in a rocket at the net, and made in a goal.

The immense lead on the Unicorns, who had naught on the scoreboard, was surprising indeed, and the shut-out was just about to continue. George Illyanich, who wanted to follow up a hat trick he performed in MD1 (3 points in the game total, with two made withing ten minutes of each other), Illyanich took the offensive and was aiming to make his fifth goal in the Cup of Harmony. The Tower of Power used Jacques d'Anjou as his distraction, as the Unicorns began to crowd d'Anjou as he approached the net. d'Anjou sent the ball back to Illyanich, who was waiting out in the open. Illyanich made his way through the path cleared by the erratic Unicorns and made a far shot that almost didn't make it. The Unicorn goalkeep missed Illyanich's shot by a inch, but it was confirmed: The Boyars had made their fourth goal of the game at the 78th. It was a stunning shock to everyone as the Unicorns were unable to counterattack with ferocity to make up their massive goal defecit. Illyanich tried to make the number 0:5, but this time, the Unicorns repulsed him. At the end of the game, fans were merely shocked because of the second seed's performance. Even Sportsman Chuck expected more fight from the Unicorns, who had developed a tradition of football over the past four World Cups.

Anyway, the second half of the qualifiers begin next week with the Boyars on top of Group 8. We will be playing Az-cz on their turf, and we expect another striking blow against them. However, one player to watch out for would be ESF, who has a leg up in the Group and seems to be defying Sportsman Chuck's predictions. We certainly hope that D&S can recover at least to third place. Surely, they need more of Patriarch Feodor III's prayers with them.

Final Score
Dorian and Sonya 0:4 Magnus Valerius

Point Scorers

1. George Illyanich - 19
2. Karl von Stoffel - 33
3. Yeufimei Bashkirsky - 64
4. George Illyanich - 78

Valerian CoH Scorers

G. Illyanich - 5
K. von Stoffel - 2
Y. Bashkirsky - 1
J. d'Anjou - 1
K. Feodorov - 1


Group 8 M W D L F A P GD G%
Magnus Valerius 3 2 0 1 10 4 6 +6 71
Elves Security Force 3 1 2 0 5 3 5 +2 62
Az-cz 3 1 1 1 4 7 4 -3 36
Dorian and Sonya 3 0 1 2 2 7 1 -5 22

MD1: Magnus Valerius v. Az-cz --- W 5:1
MD2: Magnus Valerius v. ESF --- L 1:3
MD3: Dorian & Sonya v. Magnus Valerius --- W 0:4
MD4: Az-cz v. Magnus Valerius
MD5: ESF v. Magnus Valerius
MD6: Magnus Valerius v. Dorian & Sonya

Promising Eels Buried at Death

Jualiar Vumaou's Turori Eels turned Cocoabos knew they could only have one result if they wanted to top the group in the Cup of Harmony group stage. And that was a victory over tournament favorites Spruitland.

Vumaou's flock came out bright and two wonderful first half goals catapulted the Eels to a 2-0 lead at the half to the sincere delight of the home crowd, feeling, and expecting that the lead at the half meant that Turori was well on its way to regaining the form that saw a trio of consecutive appearances in the World Cup Quarter Finals by overtopping tournament favorites Spruitland and taking a step towards the possibility of a repeat Cup of Harmony championship.

But football is a game of two halves. And while Turori was magnificent in the first half, they were as good as Falcania in a Fish Bowl in the second. And the Wabbits of Spruitland took advantage without leaving any prisoners. A trio of goals in the second half broke the hearts of the Turorians, especially as they thought they'd done enough for the draw as full time approaches. But it was an error at the back that conceded the lethal corner kick, and a rising header from 12 yards found the back of the net.

To make matters worse, the Eels have dropped out of the qualification zone after yet another shocking result against bottom side Alasdair I Frosticus, this time with Vilita dropping to an unimaginable defeat against the groups weakest side, which leaves both Vilita & Turori on the outside looking in, with only one realistic place to fight for in the final three games.

Dance 2 Revolution stall again.

Dance 2 Revolution still failing to get started.

Dance 2 Revolution put in another disappointing display as they drew with Lisburn Mateys. Making D2R's lead on the group more fragile than it was already. Any more slip-ups and D2R's favourites tag will be an unfounded one, with Spruitland steamrollering all opponents.

At the end of the 90 against Lisburn Mateys, Dance 2 Revolution fans could be heard appealing for Azanulbizarn to take the managerial role. However, even if he becomes available, it is doubtful that a D2R team in some of their worst form in their history is going to be an attractive offer to a manager of Khim's caliber. Nor even for even 2nd favourite Angel MacDonald.

Naoki Maeda addressed the media after the Lisburn game:

I am aware that the Dance 2 Revolution performances have been lacklustre recently, during this Cup of Harmony campaign. Complacency has obviously set into the games of our players. Well I can guarantee that this will not be the case for much longer. It is my job to motivate my players and to attempt to prevent complacency. In my next team selection, a few feathers I guarantee will be ruffled and I hope my players will not take it the wrong way. However, I have informed them that unprofessionalism will not be tolerated, and that it will be punishable by removal from the squad.

Maeda's announcement was greeted with a mixed reaction, some claiming that the D2R players would now be playing for their spots in the squad. Others claimed that the announcement would have a negative effect on members of the current XI who have put effort in, despite the poor results. Only time can tell as Dance 2 Revolution travel to Miceland.


In other news: A third candidate has been added to the D2R managerial race. Soon-to-retire goalkeeper Fauchgar Mitnav has been discovered to have applied for the job, after gaining his coaching qualifications during the break between Cup of Harmony and World Cup. The application was leaked out from the RFA headquarters earlier in the week, but was not publicised until now as attempts to stop releasing fake information meant the source had to be verified. Following this latest leakage of information, The RFA had this to say:


We are aware that recently, a lot of confidential information has been leaked to the media. We believe that one of our staff has been smuggling this information in exchange for credits. We are currently re-assessing our employment regime and structures to filter out any possibilities and prevent any similar unauthorised accessibility to confidential peices of information happening again. We apologise to Khim, Angel, Fauchgar, and any other parties affected by these unfortunate turns of events

Jungle Cats produce Jungle Crap

Sitting just one point out of the Qualification zone after a strong result against Vilitan Cove neighbors, Turori, the Vilita Jungle Cats were brimming with confidence ahead of what was expected to be a relatively easy showdown with Alisdair I Frosticus. With a win over Alasdair I Frosticus, the Jungle Cats would likely move two points clear into second at the midway point of the groupstage. But it was not to be.

Frosticus came out fighting, and scored the opener just minutes into the game. The shell shocked Jungle Cats were unable to mount a serious challenge in the first half, and thats how the half would end with the underdogs taking the 0-1 lead. Not particularly pleased with the performance, head coach Tanner Nerni made 3 substitutions at the half and a new look Jungle Cat side looked strong to open the second half.

Three chances went begging including one cleared off the line, and a second that was rocketed off the cross bar and deep into the stands. Finally Vilita was rewarded for their efforts, equalizing on the hour mark through a great play down the left by Esorijan Marelja. Vilita then quick-fired there way into the lead just minutes later and looked to finally be playing to the calibre that is expected of them against lower opposition. But then those idiots got complacent. With the 2-1 lead, Vilita sat back and allowed Alasdair I Frosticus to attack and they were made to pay, as a double in the final quarter hour gave Alasdair I Frosticus the 3-2 lead with no time for Vilita to regain their composure and mount a new challenge.

The horrid result leaves Vilita bottom of the table and looking at an early exit from the Cup of Harmony if they are unable to pull off the shock Victory over Spruitland. With one of Turori or Alasdair I Frosticus coming away with the points in that matchup, Vilita could findthemselves 6 points back of second with just 6 points to gain if they fail to pull off the upset win of the cup.

The nation will be behind them, but not expecting much.

Group 1
Demot 2:4 Lisburn Mateys
The Mice of Miceland 0:3 Dance 2 Revolution
Group 1 M W D L F A P GD G%
Dance 2 Revolution 4 2 2 0 9 3 8 +6 75
Lisburn Mateys 4 2 2 0 9 6 8 +3 60
The Mice of Miceland 4 1 1 2 5 8 4 -3 38
Demot 4 0 1 3 5 11 1 -6 31
Group 2
Alasdair I Frosticus 0:2 Turori
Vilita 2:3 Spruitland
Group 2 M W D L F A P GD G%
Spruitland 4 4 0 0 12 5 12 +7 70
Turori 4 1 2 1 6 5 5 +1 54
Alasdair I Frosticus 4 1 1 2 4 6 4 -2 40
Vilita 4 0 1 3 6 12 1 -6 33
Group 3
Sel Appa 0:1 Sativaville
Raging Penguins 1:1 Haraki
Group 3 M W D L F A P GD G%
Raging Penguins 4 2 2 0 7 2 8 +5 77
Sativaville 4 2 1 1 7 8 7 -1 46
Haraki 4 1 2 1 6 5 5 +1 54
Sel Appa 4 0 1 3 2 7 1 -5 22
Group 4
Errinundera 3:0 Geisenfried
Virginia Nova 0:2 Tynelia
Group 4 M W D L F A P GD G%
Tynelia 4 3 0 1 8 2 9 +6 80
Errinundera 4 2 1 1 6 4 7 +2 60
Geisenfried 4 2 0 2 3 4 6 -1 42
Virginia Nova 4 0 1 3 1 8 1 -7 11

Aurendia Today - Friday Sports Briefs

Raptors in second place at half-way mark of Cup of Harmony openers

As the Cup of Harmony rounds the halfway point, the Aurendia Raptors occupy second place in Group 6 standings off a 2-0-1 record, with rematches next on the schedule.

Match Day 1 resulted in a 3-1 upset over Qazox. Ashley Campbell scored two of the Raptors’ goals, with Matt Sanchez scoring the third. 2nd Lt. Kelly Kinkade was the scorer for Qazox. For Match Day 2 Vuam and Isma recovered enough from the hijacking of their plane at the hands of Green Wombat to down the Raptors 1-0. On Match Day 3 the Raptors made Magnus Valerius and many other nations happy, defeating Green Wombat 2-1. Ashley Campbell scored again for the Raptors, along with Jessica Colenti.

Next up for the Raptors will be a rematch against Qazox. Qazox hopes to avenge the opening defeat to Aurendia, while the Raptors hope to show that the 3-1 victory wasn’t a fluke. With both squads currently occupying first and second place, both with six points, a win by either team will leave them in sole possession of first place.

Matchday 4: Spaamanian Section

Group 5
Tocapa 1:2 Spaamanian Plijous
System Karela 2:0 Wentland

Group 6
Aurendia 2:2 Qazox
Green Wombat 3:1 Vuam and Isma

Group 7
Marion Oaks 2 1:2 Rorysville
Marceau State 1:1 The Lowland Clans

Group 8
Elves Security Force 1:2 Dorian and Sonya
Az-cz 4:0 Magnus Valerius


Group 5 M W D L F A P GD G%
System Karela 4 2 2 0 7 3 8 +4 70
Spaamanian Plijous 4 2 1 1 6 5 7 +1 54
Wentland 4 2 0 2 3 4 6 -1 42
Tocapa 4 0 1 3 3 7 1 -4 30

Group 6 M W D L F A P GD G%
Qazox 4 2 1 1 10 7 7 +3 58
Aurendia 4 2 1 1 7 5 7 +2 58
Green Wombat 4 2 0 2 8 7 6 +1 53
Vuam and Isma 4 1 0 3 5 11 3 -6 31

Group 7 M W D L F A P GD G%
Marceau State 4 2 1 1 7 5 7 +2 58
The Lowland Clans 4 2 1 1 6 6 7 +0 50
Rorysville 4 2 0 2 7 6 6 +1 53
Marion Oaks 2 4 1 0 3 8 11 3 -3 42

Group 8 M W D L F A P GD G%
Az-cz 4 2 1 1 8 7 7 +1 53
Magnus Valerius 4 2 0 2 10 8 6 +2 55
Elves Security Force 4 1 2 1 6 5 5 +1 54
Dorian and Sonya 4 1 1 2 4 8 4 -4 33

Had there been a rapprochement between Barnes and the Royal Heath players? Had the WFA forced Barnes to back down? Either way, the Heathens were back in the squad to face System Karela in the away match.

The line-up certainly suggested Barnes had forgiven and forgotten. The team was packed with Heathens and Barnes had relegated himself to the bench. But perhaps it was a deliberate trick. The less familiar team did not gel and by half-time was 2-0 down. Again wave of Swift attack broke up on the Karelan defence; again Alan Belmore struck twice with almost religious fervour to send the crowd into a state of apostasis.

Half-time came and three substitutions were made. The substituted players - Saint, Wright and Callaghan - did not appear on the bench with the rest of the team. And the replacement centre-backs of Moon and Lane looked more secure but there was no way back.

***

There was a conspiracy of silence at the press conference following the game. Barnes refused to answer any questions about the selection, any truce, any further bust-ups. Saint and the other Heathens flew back without a word and separately to the remainder of the team.

***

Back in Wentland Tommy Barnes attended at the weekly WFA meeting. "Gentlemen, it is clear that the Heathens are too committed to Royal Heath and not to Wentland. I have given them two chances. We have emerged with a cumulative score of no goals for and four conceded to a team that seems to regard scoring as an affront. A team that is ranked about a third as good as us. There is no question of me being able to include them in the squad for the final matches. However the remainder are good enough to win the group outright. All we need are 2 wins."

"You had better, Mr Barnes, you had better," warned the Chairman, Manley-Creech. "We have had enough of abject failure. We have been going after World Cup glory for long enough and keep coming up short of even qualifying. We have never even scored a point in the finals when the Casaris of this world are winning them. Thirty-fourth in the world and looking likely not to be in the top 40 the way things are going.

"If we miss out in the Harmony our performance is that of a team that's not even top 50. Slapdash, Mr Barnes, slapdash."

"Thank you, Mr Manley-Creech, for your expert input. We shall see what awaits in the final games. We have had our hardest, a win in our easiest will see us back in for qualifying. Or I will resign."

Sel Appa Concedes Match to Sativaville Again

The match was largely back and forth and neither side could advance much beyond midfield. Several good shots were made, but were off target. A goal by Estevez in the 33rd minute was found to be offsides. The second half continued the back-and-forth action until Sativaville made a deep attack and almost scored a goal until defender Fo Chang tripped the Sativaville striker in the penalty area. He received a red card, which many thought was unnecessary and Sativaville received a penalty, which was converted as the Sel Appan keeper dived the wrong direction. When Full Time was called, the scoreline rested Sel Appa 0-1 Sativaville.

The Turtles Play Haraki next.


Team |W|D|L|F|A|P|NG|
---------------|-|-|-|-|-|-|--|
Raging Penguins|2|2|0|7|2|8|+5|
Sativaville |2|1|1|7|8|7|-1|
Haraki |1|2|1|6|5|5|+1|
Sel Appa |0|1|3|2|7|1|-5|

Elven Times
Marauders Fall in Nail Biter

In their home opener of the CoH, the Marauders slipped to the Dorian and Sonya side, whom they drew with in the first matchday. The game was evenly matched with each team having about the same amount of possession, shots, and corners. Yet the Marauders were victim to their ever increasing trademark of letting in a late goal to lose in this close match. To make things even worse, the Az-Cz thrashed the Magnus side and that has pushed the Marauders into third place in the group. This means that the team must win at least one of the remaining games and possibly have to draw the other in order to advance. It will be difficult, but all in all, not impossible.

The game itself got underway well, with the Marauders pushing the attack hard for the first 15 minutes but were unable to make that final pass to break the back line and place one past Riskin. The game began to even out afterwards and the visiting side nearly got one past St. Louis in the 23rd minute, only to watch Titenburg come back and scoop the ball out right before it crossed the line. And thus the half ended the way the game began, nil nil. But the second half had barely began when the Marauders struck. Tatum got a pass from Hardsworth, who was back on the pitch dispite a nasty looking cut on his face. Tatum took the ball in stride and blew past Falassion and dished it to a cutting Cuellar. Elendil tried to time her slide right to break up the pass, but Cuellar was their first and one timed the ball towards the bottom corner. The ball bent just outside of Riskin who misjudged the speed of the shot and the crowd began to shake with noise.

The Dorians would respond shortly with Auerswald squeezing past Hardsworth and Titenburg and putting one in the top corner where St. Louis couldn't get up to it. As the clock windled down, Florintine brought in his defensive subs to try and hold the draw, however it would prove not enough as D&S found the net again in the 89th minute off a free kick from 35 yards out. The Marauders launched a last ditch effort to get the equaliser in injury time, but Riskin stoned Night from close range, and then Zacharius off the rebound and cleared it to the ref's final whistle.

Now the team will look to repeat matchday two's result against MV, who will be looking to take out their frustrations on the Marauders as well after the thrashing they recieved by the Az-Cz side. A win here is critical, and will hugely influence the mindset of the team heading into the final matchday.

CoH Scorers
Kyla Night - 2
Zacharius - 1
Rick Cuellar - 1
Samuel Tatum - 1
Clint Centron - 1

Article by Ron Santapa

QSPN FOOTBALL TONIGHT

Tim Brady: Aurendia scored two late 2nd half goals to tie Qazox.. forcing the Black OXen to have to win vs. thier ancient rivals Green Wombat for any hopes of advancement. Qazox struck early on a goal by Marie Goya, her 4th in this CoH, in the 11th minute. Qazox made it 2-0 when Alicia “Speedy” Gonzalez, ran past the defense and scored just before half in the 45th minute. But Aurendia wouldn't give up and in the 73rd minute, Ashley Campbell scored on a penalty kick to cut the lead to 2-1. Campbell seeming couldn't be contained after that as she got 6 shots on net, which Reggie Hassok blocked; over the last 15 minutes, but her 7th shot went in, in the 88th minute earning Aurendia a hard earned draw.

Up next is Green Wombat....a win will eliminate GW, provided Aurendia beats Vuam and Isma. So as always, a win over Green Wombat is needed.

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Unicorns Win Hardfought Battle With ESF
Thanks to ESF and Az-CZ for apologies concerning races on our squad

Queen Sonya was noticeably absent as the Mystical Unicorns faced off against Elves Security Forces in the second half of qualification for the Cup of Harmony. Sources close to the Queen say this is due to the unacceptable play of the squad and she will not return to her place in the stands until the squad returns to the form they are supposed to be showing. Those sources also say that unless things improve drastically, it may be an entirely new squad that represents the Sylvanaes Kingdom in WC31. Two other squads, the Necromancers and the Faeries are waiting in the wings for their chance to shine on this stage, but one would have to think the Faeries have the inside edge following a poor AOCAF by the Necromancers. Public opinion in the Sylvanaes Kingdom is calling for the Fiddler Crabs - the D&S 11-12 year old Championship squad that played well against The Colony of Delaware in the qualifiers - to be given the shot at competing with the big dogs, but that would be insane. So it might just happen.

The match against ESF was one that the Unicorns had to win in order to keep their slim hopes of moving on alive, and believe it or not, they responded in due fashion. Both sides were searching for the elusive play to get an advantage, but after several close calls, the first half came to a close at 0-0. Things were going to be tight.

The second half started quickly for ESF with Cuellar scoring on a great play in the 50th minute. Despite the report out of ESF, Nessa Elindil is, as she has always been, a female. Foreign reporters must be blind as the Mystical Unicorns have always been comprised of the fairer - by a large margin - sex. But the report was accurate as to what took place.

The Unicorns would pull even just 2 minutes later as Avril Auserwald used an impessive spin to clear two defenders and place her shot just past the outstretched fingers of St. Louis. The match had been pulled even at 1 all.

Finally the Unicorns were the recipient of a borderline call that gave Altáriël Telperiën a free kick in the final minutes. That free kick was good enough for a Nátulcien Eluch`div` header to beat the keeper and give D&S a 2-1 advantage.

But the Marauders were not done yet. They furiously attacked the D&S goal and keeper Daniella Riskin took the point blank shot from Night in the chest but managed to clear it and end the threat. The Unicorns had earned a hard-fought battle and the much-needed three points that go with it.

The next match is a chance for the Unicorns to avenge a MD2 loss to Az-Cz who demolished the Boyers 4-0 and took the group lead.

Demot Daily ~ CoH Update

The tournament started off on the wrong foot for the squad as they fell away in Lisburn Mateys and then they shocked the world with a huge draw with hosts, Dance 2 Revolution, only to be thrashed by Miceland on the next matchday, and finnaly edged out by two second half goals by Mateys again. The team was officially eliminated from qualifying with the huge win by D2R over Miceland. However the team will now be playing to uphold the honor that they established in the BoF and AOCAF.

CoH Scorers
Samantha Black - 2
David Masteron - 2
Justin Frontson - 1

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

Az-cz Scroll
Spaam
Il-Lur

Gnomes earn revenge for earlier blasting

The first time these two teams met the Boyars blasted the Gnomes off the pitch 5-1. However the Gnomes proved how quickly they learn are brilliantly turned the tables to come up with a 4-0 victory.
It helped that Pizelkaxrovsky was back to his usual self. It took almost no time for him to stamp his mark on the game. In the 6th minute he made a beautiful pass to Levesque running towards the box. Just outside the box he was fouled leading to a free kick. Pizelkaxrovsky stepped up and curled it straight into the goal and the rout was afoot.
The second goal was also set up by Pizelkaxrovsky's magic. He slid the ball to a streaking Stanleyinho who blasted the ball in for a 2-0 lead in the 19th minute.
The third goal came just five minutes later. Uz-Gz fired a rocket shot that Gustav Sibel could just deflect over the post. On the ensuing corner Kn-Dg found Stanleyinho who headed the ball in to the near post and gave the Gnomes a 3-0 lead.
Amazingly Stanleyinho finished off his hat trick on the half hour mark. Haji-Me made a beautiful tackle which he quickly got to Ip-Gp. Ip-Gp dashed the ball up field and made a nice feint before passing to Stanleyinho who blasted in goal number four.
The Boyars were clearly shocked and nearly allowed another goal before half, but were just able to keep the Gnomes attack at bay.
In the second half Levesque decided that he would ramp up the defense. He brought on Dn-Wl for Ip-Gp and Unchezza Gibrasse for Levesque. With the Gnomes playing back and waiting for counterattacks Magnus Valerius couldn't find much penetration and were held without a goal as the Gnomes earned their first shutout of the tournament.
Up next is a rematch against Dorian & Sonya. If the Gnomes can earn another victory there they will clinch advancement to the knockout rounds.

Stats

Az-cz Scorers 7 Pizelkaxrovsky 19,24,30 Stanleyinho
Possession Az-cz 72% Magnus Valerius 28%
Shots Az-cz 14 Magnus Valerius 3
Corners Az-cz 3 Magnus Valerius 0

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Tie with Qazox keeps Aurendia in second place

The Raptors opened the second half of Cup of Harmony qualifying with a rematch against a strong Qazox side. While the result wasn’t another upset victory, the Raptors maintained their second-place spot in Group 6 with a 2-all draw.

Qazox wanted to avenge the opening-day 3-1 loss to the Raptors, and the early match showed that. Qazox’s first goal came in the 11th minute, Marie Goya scoring her fourth goal of qualifying, with the assist coming from Anthony Mason. Qazox added to their lead just before the half, as Alicia Gonzalez showed why her nickname is Speedy, outmaneuvering Raptor defenders for the 2-0 goal.

Aurendia’s defense clamped down in the second half, frustrating further Qazox attacks, but the offense took longer to come alive. The Raptors found themselves on the other side of penalty trouble in the 73rd, with Ashley Campbell awarded a penalty kick. Campbell’s kick was sent right to the top corner, cutting the score to 2-1. A much more vigorous Raptor offense kept up the pressure, but Qazox keeper Reggie Hassok was up to the task, blocking six shots from Campbell. In the 88th minute, seven proved to be the lucky number, as Campbell tied the game with her second goal of the match, after receiving a pass from Jessica Colenti.

Due to the draw, Qazox and Aurendia both earned one point, thus retaining first and second place in Group 6. Up next for the Raptors will be Vuam and Isma, 1-0 winners in the previous meeting on MD2, and coming off a 3-1 defeat to Green Wombat.

Scoring:
1. Q (M. Goya) 11th (Assist: A. Mason)
2. Q (A. Gonzalez) 45th (Assist: K. Kinkade)
3. A (A. Campbell 4) 73rd PK
4. A (A. Campbell 5) 88th (Assist: J. Colenti)

MC: Congratulations to the team on a beautiful win today. With that win chances for Az-cz qualification have gone up considerably. To talk about the game here today are coach Levesque, captain Nerazzuri and Man of the Match and Hattrick earner, Stanleyinho.

Levesque: I'm incredibly pleased with the teams performance today. We stayed the course and it seems to be working. I'm especially proud of Haji-Me. He played like a kid the first time around, but really stepped up and prooved his worth this game. He's developing incredibly quickly.

Az-cz reporter 1: What changes did you make between the two games?

Levesque: None really. The formation is fine. The players are fine. The tactics are fine. We just played better. It's not complicated.

Az-cz reporter 2: Are you worried about bad blood in the upcoming Dorian & Sonya game?

Levesque: Not really. Despite their coaches offensive comments after the last game, the truth is we still respect Dorian & Sonya, as a nation, as competitors and as footballers. We're going to fight hard, but at the end of the day we won't lose respect for them.

Az-cz reporter 3: Do you think those charges will affect the refs against you next game?

Levesque: I hope not. The truth is we play very clean football and mind the rules very much. We've gotten as many bad calls against us as anybody, so we don't think the refs have much reason to feel guilty or make calls against us.

Az-cz reporter 4: If you win, you are through. Does that fact weigh on your minds?

Nerazzuri: Nope. We're too young to get caught up in that kind of stuff. We're just trying to go out there and play as well as we can. We've just got to let the chips fall where they may.

Az-cz reporter 5: Stanleyinho, where does today's performance rate for you?

Stanleyinho: Incredibly high. Both for me and for the team. Just an amazing game. But the really incredible things is that I wasn't nearly the best player on the pitch today. I won the award cause of the goals, but at a minimum, Pizelkaxrovsky, Lo-Ro, and Nerazzuri outplayed me today.

Az-cz reporter 6: Considering the performance in qualifying and AOCAF and here up to now, what do you think is the international view of Az-cz at this point?

Levesque: I assume that we're looked at as a dangerous up and comer. Which is what we are. We're not as good as the top sides in Atlantian Oceania, but we're definitely progressing quickly.

Az-cz reporter 7: If you win the next game against Dorian & Sonya, will you tinker with the lineup for the final game?

Levesque: Whoa there, cowboy. We're not worrying about those issues at all yet. Dorian & Sonya is too good of a team to do anything other than concentrate on them.

MC: Alright, last question.

Az-cz reporter 8: This team was chosen with an eye towards next world cup. How do you think that is working?

Levesque: Brilliantly. I'd say the starters here are all locks to make it back for the next world cup. The question is who else comes with them.

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You may think that humming is a mundane activity. Well it is, unless you hum along with 22,000 other people. And that’s what they do at the Glumbog Arena in Rodger River. It is an unnerving experience for visiting teams. There’s no chanting, no clapping and only occasionally does the crowd burst into a full-throated roar. Depending on the state of the game the volume goes up and down and the pitch rises and falls. There are staccato bursts and long legato swoops. It is intensely emotional and unlike anything you may have heard before. And it was here, coming to Errinundera for their first round Cup of Harmony match, that Geisenfried encountered something outside their normal experience.

Why the name Glumbog? No-one is completely sure. Maybe because it rhymes with hum. Maybe its because in the early days of the EFA the ground was notorious for its playing surface. Maybe it’s the reputation for pessimism that hangs about the Rodgerers. Like all stereotypes it’s completely true. Rodgerers fear that we live in the best of possible worlds. As in, nobody is capable of improving things.

Maybe luck has been against the Rodgerers. One, earlier this year during World Cup qualifying their number one star, ubhashinim, was killed when a tree fell on her. Two, the rest of the nation ganged up to stop them naming their new sacred tree after footballing legend longipesp. And three, only this week their latest World Cup player – goalkeeper humi – was shot in the foot by the famous outlaw, redrider.

Yes. I can hear you asking, “Shot? I thought guns were banned in Errinundera.” They are. That’s why redrider is an outlaw. Also, she owns a wolfskin coat, rides motorbikes in the forest and eats potoroos cooked over campfires. (I wonder what they taste like?) All these activities are illegal. The wolfskin coat is a bit of a mystery, though: there are no wolves in Errinundera. Not of the canine variety, at least.

Actually the bit about motorbikes is something of a myth. Most of the Rodger region is impenetrable wilderness, even on a trail bike. And who knows where her gang would get hold of petrol? What’s more they bought American-made motorcycles that broke down in the first few weeks. They should have got proper Japanese ones.

Her manifesto is revolutionary: communal living in a pristine environment alienates us from the objects of our desires. We should have fast foods and shopping centres, not potoroos and rainforests. Her motto is, “DON’T CONSERVE. CONSUME.” She is vehemently opposed to nudity on the grounds that it suppresses the fashion industry. Oddly enough Errinundrians love her even though her manifesto has them rolling on the floor, laughing their arses off.

The City is located on the confluence of, yes, the Rodger River and the Snowy River. It is the most important Snowy River city after McKillops Bridge. Rodgerers love their football and could easily fill a much larger stadium. 350,000 turned out for the funeral of ubashinim. It is estimated that over 1 million turned out 25 years ago for the beloved longipesp. Mind you, she was elected mayor a record 16 times.

If it's true that Rodgerers are pessimistic then the game would have exceeded their wildest predictions. The potoroos defeated Geisenfried 3-nil. The angelic, genderqueer rosaniel scored in the first 3 minutes then repeated the dose in the 72nd. silvu continued his excellent form from the previous match and added champagne to the mudcake by kicking one of his own in the 85th. Rank outsiders Errinundera have now comprehensively beaten the 2 most favoured teams in the group, Tynelia (ranked 43rd) and Geisenfried (ranked 53rd).

Assistant coach, keok, is over the moon. “I don’t mind being on crutches on a day like this. The team just hummed along. (Pauses with a quizzical look on her face.) Hey, I just cracked a joke. You know. Hummed. Rodger River fans. OK. Don’t worry about it. Anyway, the latest goalie, laurelsta, was magnificent. Only rosaniel played a more impressive game. And silvu is rapidly maturing as a thinking footballer. The players are beginning to think they might, just might, make it to the second round.

After the match the fans returned to their homes (a mixture of treehouses and boxhouses reflecting the city's U and Zu-vendi heritage) and one suspects that, in an uncommon spirit of optimism, the usual rodgering would have taken place.

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The government of Miceland was internally squabbling... no reports had been generated for the home match against D2R. In fact there where no government issued releases on any topic. Usually the government put out a press release if someone stubbed their toe.

But there was nothing, citizens where starting to get worried about the government and words of revolution started to get around, however the government was still able to at least deal with the basics and so the people that had so far relied on the government could at least survive but it was clear that the Chamber was losing control, here is a sample of the recent dialog between 2 members of the chamber.

"I don't care, you Rat of a rodent. You have let this thing get out of hand. Fix it now!"

"OH, so now it's not something that WE have to fix but I do? I smell a rat and it isn't me, Someone has started to think as an individual."

"Why take the blame when it's not your fault and there is nothing you can do about it? You are the most antagonistic mouse, and I use that term loosely, that I have ever had the displeasure to work with. Shape up or ship out."

"I'm the healthiest mouse there is here and I take offense to nearly everything you have said."

"Good, don't let the door hit what you call a behind on the way out."

"Oooo, no. I'm going to stay and I am going to be here to remind you of just how inffectual you are. Infact how ineffectual you all are sometimes I think it would be better if Stuart LittleMouse did run the country, at least he knows how to work as part of a team."

"Well, sorry it is you that can't work with us as a team, we are here for the benefit of the entire miceland population and we work as a team to benefit them all."

"Oh so every mouse has a 8 million nibble house then? or that new automobile designed for mice by the Burnwood institute that is just about to be released publically?"

....

As you can see things are very tense in the chamber, no wonder nothing seems to get done in their, however the beauracracy of the miceland government still chugs away

And still, Cor Bensen wasn’t happy. A little voice inside tried to tell him to relax a bit, but somehow he couldn’t. The Spruitland Wabbits were effectively through to the next round, with a seven point lead in their group after four matches, and they were the only team with 12 points out of 12. But the last three matches had been hard-fought, narrow wins with only one goal difference.

The first one of that he hadn’t minded. He’d hoped it would wake up his team, force them to take this tournament seriously. He should’ve hoped for naked women to rain down from the sky, the odds would have been better.

So he had gone back to bootcamp tactics: making his players run through the countryside until they were falling down from exhaustion, and then make them run some more. And then some more. Make them hate it enough so they’d do anything to avoid having to do it again after the next match.

Bensen wasn’t a proper drill sergeant though. Sure, he yelled at them occasionally, called them queers from time to time, but a proper drill sergeant would run alongside his troops, lead by example. That was out of the question for Bensen. So he did the next best thing, he lead his team from the back of an open van, sipping a cold beer.

“Come on, you pussies! Just a few more kilometers, then we can take a five minute break!”

A few of the players managed to grunt, most just kept their heads down, focused on the rhythm of their breathing. At the back of the pack, Dirk Jools upped his pace slightly, started moving forward at the side of the road. It took him several minutes before he reached the front line, and he was wheezing heavily.

“Coach, this is ridiculous, man,” he managed, having to take a deep breath inbetween each of the words. “All this sweating is messing up my hair!”

Bensen sipped his beer. “You almost had me there, Jools. But somehow, that argument just wasn’t quite convincing enough to end this training session.”

“Dammit, coach! Who’s to stop me from just turning around and going home, huh?!”

“Certainly not me,” Bensen shrugged. “You wanna quit the team, Jools? Your old bones starting to ache? Go on, go and enjoy the rest of the summer. Get a taste of what retirement will be like. Benji can play, he doesn’t look tired yet.”

Benji Kloots, one of the juniors of the squad at 26, grinned from the second row. He upped the pace a little, moved up a spot, and smiled at Bensen. “Just getting warmed up, coach. You want me to play, just say the word. I’m ready.”

Beside him, Dirk Jools made a quick little sidestep, putting his left foot where Benji’s right foot was just about to land. The young striker stumbled, landed belly down in the sand, eating dirt. Gary Mariano had to jump over him, the others circled around him. Benji scrambled to his feet, cursing, and took up position in the back of the pack.

Jools glanced over his shoulder, then scowled at Bensen. “He’s not ready, coach. He’ll need to work on his balance a bit more.” He was about to say something else, but then he just closed his mouth, focused on the rear tire of the van, bit down on the pain, and kept running.

* * * * *

Later that night, on the massage table, when the worst pains had been dulled enough to be able to focus, Dirk Jools casually typed a text message on his cell phone and sent it. The reply came less than a half hour later. When his phone rang, he shooed the three scantly dressed masseuses out of the room before answering it.

“Evenin’, Martin.”

“Got your message,” Martin Backer, President of the Spruitland Football Association, replied. “We’d considered it, to be honest. Figured you wouldn’t be interested. Didn’t think you’d be ready to retire yet.”

“I’m not,” Jools said, sitting up on the massage table, tentatively stretching his back. “I can do both.”

“Player/coach? Hmmm, hadn’t thought of that…”

“I can start right now. Just call the press, kick out the old fogie, and we’re in business.”

“Not that simple, Dirk. You’ve won four in a row. We have to wait for a… more favorable wind, you know?”

“Spineless prick,” Jools sighed as he put down the phone and jumped off the massage table. His knees were wobbly, and not all of it was due to exhaustion. More favorable wind, hah! Looked like he’d be stuck with Bensen for a while still. Against the teams that were participating in this Cup, the Wabbits couldn’t lose even if they tried to.

“Hello and welcome to Tynelian Soccer Weekly as we continue to follow Tynelia’s run to the knockstages of the Cup of Harmony. Today the team took a very important step forward by winning their second straight road match defeating Virginia Nova 2-0 and taking a two point lead on group surprise Errinundera who crushed Geisenfried in a 3-0 shutout. I’m Mike McPhee along with Dana Lee. So far the plan seems to be holding up.”

“Yes it does Mike. The way things stand now Tynelia only needs to win one of their final two matches to advance as they are playing the second and third place teams a win will automatically keep Tynelia ahead of one of them. In fact Tyenlia could also clinch a spot with a draw and a Geisenfried loss as well. But first Tynelia must try to avenge the only blot on their run so far when they go on the road to Errinundera and try to repay the loss we suffered at home.”

“And who would have thought that it would be the fourth seeds of the group that is our closest competitors at the moment. However I did notice a pattern that may help Tynelia’s chances. So far Errinundera has won every other match they’ve played so coming off the win if the pattern holds a helpful result for Tynelia will take place.”

“C’mon Mike, this is far too small a sample to make a judgment like that. Why not say that Tynelia is on a pattern where they win one, lose one, win two, lose two based on their current results. Oh an by the way, might I ask who correctly picked the score of tynelia’s match this week mr “jinx”?”

“OK fine you got that one right but,um..oh look its time to have our post match chat with Coach Billington. Hello Coach great win today.”

<Billington appears on spilt screen>
“Hello Mike and Dana, if you two want to continue that little chat you’ve been having I’ll be more than happy to wait”

“No Coach, the show must go on and I know you want to get back to the locker room. A pair of goals by Jay Masterson won this one for you today. He seems to play well against VN.”

“Yes he seems to understand their defensive scheme pretty well and has been able to take advantage of it on the field. And Amy put in another strong effort with her third shutout in four matches.”

“Speaking of that Coach, any ideas what to do to slow down the Errinundera attack? They’re the only team to have broken through your defense so far this Cup.”

“Well Dana, we’ll be studying the tape of the last match pretty carefully. Now that qualification is in our reach I think the team will be properly motivated THIS TIME to come out and have a strong match. The Errinundera attack was a bit different from what we expected but hopefully now that the team’s faced it once they will be better able to cope with it. It should be a good match either way, the top two teams in the group going head to head. Neither one of us can afford a loss because Geisenfried is right behind us both. Personally I’d like to clinch our spot before the final match so I can give some of the bench guys some playing time and rest the starters for the knockout stage. But one thing at a time. We need to come out with some energy right out of the gate or we’ll find ourselves in the same situation as last time.”

“OK Coach that’s all the time we have for now, great win today and good luck next match.”

“Thanks Mike.”

<Billington fades from screen>

“OK then Dana, we’re one step away from advancing, will we do it next match?”

“ This one will be tricky, now that Tynelia has seen Errinundera is for real I think they will come out with more intensity this time around. However this time we’re on the road for our final road match. While we’ve won the first two so far there’s no guarantee we’ll sweep this road trip. Errinundera is tough to get a good read on, will the team that beat us and Geisenfried show up or the one that could only manage a draw against Virginia Nova? I think we’ll have a very close match and end up in a 1-1 draw that will settle nothing. Why? Because Virginia Nova has had a very poor CoH so far with only one goal in four matches so Geisenfried I expect will win that match 3-0 to keep their hopes alive going into our head to head battle to end the season where the loser could very well be going home.”

“That would be a very high stakes match if your predictions come through for this one Dana. Three teams would be within two points of each other though Tynelia would have the slight advantage of just needing a draw to qualify. But Tynelian fans hope that won’t be the case and if the team can get a win against Errinundera then we’ll not have to worry about the final match. But we’ll all find out together when TSW has the Tynelia-Errinundera matchup live in its entirety and then Dana and I will be here for the postgame show. Until then I’m Mike McPhee along with Dana Lee for Tynelian Soccer Weekly. We now return you to Survivor: Stuck on a raft in the middle of the ocean already in progress. Have a good night everyone.

Eels back on Track

After a disspointing opening to the cup of harmony campaign which saw an opening day draw with Alasdair I Frosticus, The Turori Eels squared off with the groups bottom ranked team for the second and final time in qualification on Matchday 4. The result against the frosties may have taken some heart out of the Eels who then had to settle for a draw against Vilita in the first ever senior Vilita Cove derby, before Turori and Jualiar Vumaous flock of Cocoabo's fell 3-2 victims at the hands of group leaders and tournament favorites Spruitland.

Only a win against Alasdair I Frosticus would do for the Eels, as any other result would leave the Frosties second in the table with just two matches to play. Those two matches, for the Eels, would be a derby and a match against unbeaten tournament favories Spruitland. Not the easiest to record a pair of victories from.

But if it was motivation they were looking for, then it was motivation they got against Alasdair I Frosticus. Vumaou's Flock came out ready to play and opened up to an early 2-0 lead which they took with them into the half. The result would hold up in the end and the Eels would return to second place in the table with the result. However, the result does not mean that qualification is assured by any means.

Vilita looked equally as strong falling to the odd goal in five against group leaders Spruitland. The Jungle Cats look to have regained some form just at the wrong time for Turori, as Vilita will be travelling to the Almintora National Stadium on matchday 5 for the return leg of the Vilita Cove derby, a match which will be crucial to both teams Qualification chances. Should Vilita win, they would then be up against bottom club Alasdair I Frosticus on the final matchday with Qualification in their hands. But a Turori victory would all but ensure the Eels place in the next round of the competition. It will all be on the line on matchday five. Pride in the Vilitan Cove for millenia to come, and oh yes, Qualification to the next round.

Back to Business

Dance 2 Revolution pummels Miceland again to bring the campaign back.

Dance 2 Revolution finally displayed some attacking prowress as they trapped the Mice napping, defeating them 3-0 again. Dance 2 Revolution will be expected to keep this up to finish off the group as to avoid Spruitland until as late as possible. Despite the 3-0 win, Lisburn Mateys 4-2 dismissal of Demot meant that the group still stayed tight at the top, too tight for Dance 2 Revolution's liking.


Group 1 M W D L F A P GD G%
Dance 2 Revolution 4 2 2 0 9 3 8 +6 75
Lisburn Mateys 4 2 2 0 9 6 8 +3 60
The Mice of Miceland 4 1 1 2 5 8 4 -3 38
Demot 4 0 1 3 5 11 1 -6 31

Dance 2 Revolution will be annoyed that Demot managed to get their 1 point of qualifying against them, and will be looking to avoid the same, or god forbid worse, result when they travel to Demot. Attack is the best form of defence is the philosophy against Demot, and D2R will be looking to flood out the Demot defence and overwhelm them for a comprehensive win. But the fans should know not to take anything for granted, as Demot have proven themselves competant against the bigger teams.

In other news: expansion work to The Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium, which will be hosting the Cup of Harmony final, has been completed. Dance 2 Revolution's major home internationals venue has been expanded from a 65,000 seater to an 85,000 seater stadium prior to the final. Work to bring the PARANOiA STADiUM, joint-home to rivals PARANOiA UNiTED and PARANOiA CiTY, from a 52,000 seater to 68,500 seater stadium is still ongoing. The stadium is to hold the major international clashes in the Dance 2 Revolution section of the Cup of Harmony proper.

Andreas Pfeffer got used to this routine, coming on the pitch, defending as good as he could and then realizing he is in near the opponent's goal and there is a hole in his memory. In the United capitalizt states, he normally remembers scoring: there it is losing control over his body and doing, what the karelan doctrine not really forbids, but really dislikes and only tolerates because in the international rules, a scoreless draw does not give both teams 3 points. Andreas wonderred why this dishonourable behaviour appears that often for the national team and only 8 times in the last season for his club team. Suddenly he realized the reason: System Karela is the embodiment of Karela. In contrast to that, his club team is very, very takilan. It seems to depend on the takilaness of either the team or him. He disguised himself before the match and gave a Spaamian a "va'karela" so he could "neutralize that horrible Pfeffer-dude". Fortunately, va'karela'ny cause high takilness if modified correctly. If this works, he would not [CENSORED] but remain a good defender the entire match or at least remember what he did the entire match despite not being able to influence it.

Meanwhile, the Temple of Karela has stated that if Andreas Pfeffer remains in System Karela for more than 4 hours after a match of the national team, he will be put on trial for takilism, heresy and public indecency (not due to the incident with the anti-takil-suit, but because he did something vaguely resembling a goal celebration after the 1:0).

Group 1
Lisburn Mateys 2:3 The Mice of Miceland
Demot 0:4 Dance 2 Revolution
Group 1 M W D L F A P GD G%
Dance 2 Revolution 5 3 2 0 13 3 11 +10 81
Lisburn Mateys 5 2 2 1 11 9 8 +2 55
The Mice of Miceland 5 2 1 2 8 10 7 -2 44
Demot 5 0 1 4 5 15 1 -10 25
Group 2
Turori 0:3 Vilita
Alasdair I Frosticus 1:1 Spruitland
Group 2 M W D L F A P GD G%
Spruitland 5 4 1 0 13 6 13 +7 68
Turori 5 1 2 2 6 8 5 -2 42
Alasdair I Frosticus 5 1 2 2 5 7 5 -2 41
Vilita 5 1 1 3 9 12 4 -3 42
Group 3
Sativaville 0:2 Raging Penguins
Sel Appa 3:2 Haraki
Group 3 M W D L F A P GD G%
Raging Penguins 5 3 2 0 9 2 11 +7 81
Sativaville 5 2 1 2 7 10 7 -3 41
Haraki 5 1 2 2 8 8 5 +0 50
Sel Appa 5 1 1 3 5 9 4 -4 35
Group 4
Geisenfried 2:2 Virginia Nova
Errinundera 2:1 Tynelia
Group 4 M W D L F A P GD G%
Errinundera 5 3 1 1 8 5 10 +3 61
Tynelia 5 3 0 2 9 4 9 +5 69
Geisenfried 5 2 1 2 5 6 7 -1 45
Virginia Nova 5 0 2 3 3 10 2 -7 23

Matchday 5: Spaamanian Section

Group 5
Spaamanian Plijous 2:1 System Karela
Tocapa 2:2 Wentland

Group 6
Qazox 2:0 Green Wombat
Aurendia 0:2 Vuam and Isma

Group 7
Rorysville 1:3 Marceau State
Marion Oaks 2 4:2 The Lowland Clans

Group 8
Dorian and Sonya 3:2 Az-cz
Elves Security Force 4:2 Magnus Valerius


Group 5 M W D L F A P GD G%
Spaamanian Plijous 5 3 1 1 8 6 10 +2 57
System Karela 5 2 2 1 8 5 8 +3 61
Wentland 5 2 1 2 5 6 7 -1 45
Tocapa 5 0 2 3 5 9 2 -4 35

Group 6 M W D L F A P GD G%
Qazox 5 3 1 1 12 7 10 +5 63
Aurendia 5 2 1 2 7 7 7 +0 50
Green Wombat 5 2 0 3 8 9 6 -1 47
Vuam and Isma 5 2 0 3 7 11 6 -4 38

Group 7 M W D L F A P GD G%
Marceau State 5 3 1 1 10 6 10 +4 62
The Lowland Clans 5 2 1 2 8 10 7 -2 44
Marion Oaks 2 5 2 0 3 12 13 6 -1 48
Rorysville 5 2 0 3 8 9 6 -1 47

Group 8 M W D L F A P GD G%
Elves Security Force 5 2 2 1 10 7 8 +3 58
Az-cz 5 2 1 2 10 10 7 +0 50
Dorian and Sonya 5 2 1 2 7 10 7 -3 41
Magnus Valerius 5 2 0 3 12 12 6 +0 50

“Hello again and welcome to Tynelian Soccer Weekly. Today we found that even in a different venue the results are still the same. Mirroring the first matchup Errinundera has once again defeated Tynelia 2-1 just as they did in the first meeting. This brings back memories of Tynelia’s World Cup runs except this past one where teams ranked near the bottom of the group managed to sweep Tynelia in the home and home meetings usually to the end of Tynelia’s chances of moving on. Most recently it was Quakmybush who came from the bottom seed to move onto the next stage at Tynelia’s expense. In fact now with Geisenfried’s draw with Virginia Nova, Errinundera has now clinched a spot in the knockout stages ((OOC- Tyenlia plays Geisenfried in the final match so there’s no way both teams can pass Errinundera at this point despite the fact on paper we’re both within three points of Errinundera)). I’m Mike McPhee along with Dana Lee and now after all this its do or die for Tynelia in the final match at home against Geisenfried.”

“Yes Mike, Errinundera has proven to be a thorn in our side this CoH sweeping the series against us. Now that means that unless Tynelia either gets a win or a draw in the final matchup with Geisenfried then we will not be joining Errinundera in the knockout stages. So after the next match one of the top two seeds will not be moving on.”

“This one started a bit differently than the first go around with Tynelia on the board first on a nice goal by Anya Collins. However the home team tied it up just before halftime on a nice breakaway lead pass which some have said should have been called offsides. Replays were inconclusive. This tying goal gave Errinunduera some momentum coming out after the half and at the 67th minute they put the goal ahead and proved to be the winning goal in. A strong defense shut down the Tynelia attempts to rally and in true déjà vu form the matches ended just as the first did.”

“Now this means Coach Billington won’t be able to rest his starters as he had hoped with a win here. So this might present a problem of fatigue even if the team manages to hold on and advance. Tynelia still hopes to take the top seed but need a win and something other than a win from Errinundera to do so, though it should be said a Tynelian draw and Errinundera loss would do the same.”

“Well let’s visit with Coach Billington now and see what he says after this second straight upset. Hello Coach.”

<Billington appears on split screen>

“Hello Mike and Dana, these guys sure seem to have our number don’t they?”

“It sure looks like it Coach but at least you don’t have to play them again in group play.”

“Yes thankfully, but now we need to get some points from Geisenfried. They’ve slipped up slightly the past few matches but they’re still a very even match for us. At least we’ll have the homefield edge this time and going 2 for 3 on the road isn’t really that bad a showing though ending it with a loss certainly wasn;t very appealing.”

“So what will you do differently this time? The first time the team rebounded from the Errinundera loss to beat Geisenfried in a close 1-0 match. Now you need to play just as well this time or you’ll be going home.”

“Yeah Dana, kinda funny how things change, before this match we’re talking about clinching a spot and resting people for the final match now if we lose this one we’re done. Obviously the team will be aware of how important this match is and they should be out to show the home crowd some better play than with how they finished our last home match. The veterans really want to get to the next phase so I’m hoping they will all raise their games enough. Its do or die here, no time to rest or save anything for later. Its my job to make sure they’re ready and I aim to do that.”

“OK Coach, we can all hope that the team can bounce back again and get the point they need to advance. But for now our time’s up. Good luck Coach.”

“Thanks Mike.”

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“Well here we are Dana do or die. Can the team rally again to knock off the media’s choice in this group and move on?”

“Actually Mike I’d rather be in our shoes than Geisenfried’s. We can get by with a win or draw but their only hope is to win if they want to advance. With Errinundera already in we’re fighting for one spot here which is a scenario I don’t think anyone really expected.”

“True enough but how do you think this will turn out?”

“Well one positive point is that Errinundera is the only team in the group who has been able to score against us and we’ve yet to be shutout this entire Cup. Add to our homefield advantage, though I should say Tynelia does seem to play better on the road oddly enough, and it should be enough to get by. However I think this will another low scoring close match and end in a 1-1 draw. That will be enough for Tynelia to move on but I expect Errinundera to beat Virginia Nova 2-0 so this will only get us a second place in the group. Not quite what the team had hoped for but at least they’ll be there.”

“OK then Dana, of course you know that by mentioning that Tynelia has not been shutout and that only Errinundera has managed to score against us means we’ll lose 3-0 or something like that now. Didn’t they ever teach you about the ‘announcer’s kiss of death’ in commentator’s school? In any event, hopefully the curse will be avoided and Tynelia does manage to scrape up the point they need to move on to the next round. But you’ll find out when we do as TSW covers the final do or die match with Geisenfried live in its entirety from the presidential Coliseum. Dana and I will be here afterwards to either report on the team’s disappointment at failing to advance finishing on a Qazox like two match losing streak, or take a look at who we may be facing in the next round. Until then I’m Mike McPhee along with Dana Lee for Tynelian Soccer Weekly. Have a good night everyone.”

"...the board goes up...five minutes of injury time...Tommy Barnes on the bench cannot believe it...there have been no injuries this half, the only extra time was for the two sendings-off and the arguing around that...Davey sent off for over-celebrating Wentland's second goal and Lane sent off for handball in the area that replays have shown was by a Tocapian player...

"...that penalty has put Wentland under pressure as they hold on to a two-one lead...Tocapa going forward for pride, if nothing else...the nine men holding on...

"...corner comes in...punched clear...knocked back in and Loder comes away with it...oh, the referee has run RIGHT into the way and the ball goes back into the box...and cleared - but the referee is pointing to the spot? He has given Tocapa a penalty in the fourth minute of time added on and Barnes is INCANDESCENT...he has STORMED onto the pitch and the Wentland players are surrounding the referee..."

"...we can see here...looking at the replay Moon clears it with a sliding tackle and a Topaca player falls over him...that MUST be the reason why a penalty has been given...but the referee is throwing red cards around now...what is going on?"

"...penalty...Bestov to take...Wentland down to SEVEN men, Moon and Tanner red-carded...and it's 2-2...and the referee immediately blows for time..."

"...and that is it for Wentland's Cup of Harmony hopes...a 2 goal win needed against Spaamanian Plijous...with four key players suspended...yet again, yet again, Wentland fail to beat a side ranked lower than them...a team with a third of the NS points...yet again, yet again, losing to a team that has shown no interest in the competition...Wentland just can't put them away...the dice seem to be loaded...just no luck with the officials at all..."

Sel Appa makes comeback with Victory over Haraki

Sel Appa came back into the possibilty of going through with their defeat of Haraki. The first goal came from Haraki's Matthew Johnson in the 16th minute. Soon after, however, Estevez blasted his own equalizer into the net at the 31st minute. A second attempt by Estevez ended up offsides. A strong drive straight from Alexander Nart in the 43rd minute brought The Turtles ahead. Just before half time the Haraki keeper tipped the ball away and earned Sel Appa a corner, which the keeper successfully caught. He punted it and sent it far downfield, but the whistle was blown for half time.

The second half commenced with Sel Appa in the lead 2-1. However, a 52nd minute shot from Haraki midfielder Richard Weber became an equalizing goal. Haraki held up a strong defense for the rest of the match, as did Sel Appa. Neither side could penetrate deep enough. Finally with minutes left on the clock, Estevez and Alexander Nart teamed down the pitch and Nart blasted the ball into the net at the 89th minute, breaking the draw. The Full Time whistle upsetted the Haraki team and brought great joy to The Turtles

The Turtles' final match is against Ragin Penguins, a team they last drew against and are very tough. A victory must occur for Sel Appa to advance.


Team |W|D|L|F|A |P |NG|
---------------|-|-|-|-|--|--|--|
Raging Penguins|3|2|0|9| 2|11|+7|
Sativaville |2|1|2|7|10| 7|-3|
Haraki |1|2|2|8| 8| 5| 0|
Sel Appa |1|1|3|5| 9| 4|-4|


Sel Appa needs to win by two and needs a draw between Haraki and Sativaville to advance. All acorss the nation, people are doing whatever they due to increase the chance of victory. Coach Charles DuPont said he would love to just make it to the next round, but is happy with what has been accomplished so far. He says he thinks "the stars might be aligned just right for what we need now".

Az-cz Scroll
Spaam
Il-Lur

Az-cz surrenders late

The Gnomes nearly clinched their advancement before letting Dorian & Sonya come away with all three points. Dorian & Sonya controlled only the beginning and the end of the game. The Robbers controlled the middle 70 minutes of the game, but it wasn't enough.
Dorian & Sonya opened the scoring in the 7th minute. They earned a corner kick that they execute to perfection to opening the scoreline.
After that Az-cz took control. They slowed the Dorian & Sonya attack and really opened up there's. Although they took a while to actually get a goal they did, with Pizelkaxrovsky setting up Kn-Dg in the 33rd minute to even the score.
Az-cz had the better attacks the rest of the half, but failed to find another goal.
They quickly found a goal in the second half with Az-cz's corner kick piece also finding a goal. Kn-Dg short cornered to Ip-Gp who got the ball to Lo-Ro for a 2-1 Gnomes lead with just five minutes gone in the half.
The defense was playing great football and the Gnomes looked to be through to the knockout rounds but Dorian & Sonya refused to give up. They found an equalizer in the 81st and found the winner in the 88th minute to get the full three points.
Up next for the Gnomes is Elves Security Force. A win there and the Gnomes are through as the top team in the group. A draw there and a draw in the Dorian & Sonya versus Magnus Valerius match and the Gnomes are through as the second team. If either team wins the Dorian & Sonya game then a draw eliminates the Gnomes and a loss eliminates them regardless of other results.

Stats
Az-cz Scorers 33 Kn-Dg 50 Lo-Ro
Possession Az-cz 55% Dorian & Sonya 45
Shots Az-cz 14 Dorian & Sonya 9
Corners Az-cz 2 Dorian & Sonya 1

MC: Joining us after today's exciting game our coach Levesque and captain Nerazzuri.

Levesque: We played well today. Just a little bit more and we'd be through. But we have to tip our hats to Dorian & Sonya. They were on the ropes both in the game and for the tournament, but recovered and now control their own fate.

Az-cz reporter 1: What happened at the end of the game?

Nerazzuri: We made a number of mistakes on the first goal and then lost our composure. That's on me. I needed to get us focused and I couldn't do it.

Az-cz reporter 1: Would you care to explain what those mistakes are?

Nerazzuri: Nope. I'm not singling out anyone on the team other than myself.

Az-cz reporter 2: What's the mood of the team?

Nerazzuir: We're down to be sure. But we know we can come back. We still control our own fate.

Az-cz reporter 3: Will you be paying attention to the other game in the group next time?

Nerazzuri: Nope. We just need to do our jobs. We're not going to worry about that slim path. We want to win.

Az-cz reporter 4: Who do you think will be the two teams to advance?

Nerazzuri: We're not guessing. It'll be decided on the field.

Az-cz reporter 5: Will there be any changes made before the next game?

Levesque: There will be, but I'm not going to say what they are. We'll let Elves Security Force try to guess.

Az-cz reporter 6: How about the formation?

Levesque: We'll let them guess about that as well. We need any advantage we can get.

MC: Last question.

Az-cz reporter 7: What do you think is the best tactic to attack Elves Security Force.

Levesque: We want to dominate the midfield. If we can control the midfield we can beat them. It'll be tough but we can beat them.

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Raptors lose to Vuam and Isma, still hang on to second

The Raptors’ second match against Vuam and Isma wound up being even worse than the first one, as V&I doubled their margin of victory.

V&I opened up the scoring in the 20th minute, as Raptor defender Rachel Brady was too aggressive tackling a V&I forward. A PK was the result, and keeper Liza Kohl was unable to get in front of it, giving Vuam and Isma the 1-0 lead. Aurendia’s offense continued to press throughout the first, but nothing was able to get past V&I’s keeper before the whistle blew.

The second half would be more of the same, as a botched clearing pass to defender Bart Sheriff in the 57th was intercepted by a V&I player for the second goal. Again, the Raptors continued to press, but no goals were scored against the Vuam and Isma keeper.

Despite losing this match, the Raptors remain in second place in Group 6, with one more match remaining. First place Qazox defeated third-place Green Wombat, giving Qazox 10 points and a trip to the next round. Green Wombat remains in third place with six points, just one behind the Raptors. With the win today V&I are still in fourth, but also just a single point out of second. The final placement will be decided by tomorrow’s matches. The easiest path for Aurendia to advance would be to simply defeat Green Wombat tomorrow, thereby guaranteeing a spot for the Raptors. If Green Wombat manages a draw, the Raptors can still advance if Qazox helps by defeating Vuam & Isma.

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Unicorns Still Alive After Win Over Az-Cz

Queen Sonya Sabre of the Sylvanaes Kingdom was quite pleased to hear the results of the match today against Az-Cz. Finally the Mystical unicorns were showing the form that was expected of them. Finally. But one more match was needed to move on to the next round. But first let us take a look at what transpired today.

20 minutes of play was all that was needed for the Sylvanaes Kingdom to send the Az-Cz squad home without any crucial points that everyone in the group desperately needed today. That is because although the Robbers controlled the middle 70 minutes almost completely, it was not enough to change what was destined to happen as D&S escaped with a 3-2 win despite being outplayed for much of the match. But there is only one word we have to say right now for all those people who love to quote stats such as time of possession and number of shots - SCOREBOARD. And that was in favor of the Unicorns in this one.

The Unicorns would strike first blood in just the seventh minute of play as Nátulcien Eluch`div` executed a perfect corner that set up Zana Jablon for the beautiful bicycle kick that left the Az-Cz keeper looking for his/her shorts. Everyone on the pitch knew at that point that the Unicorns were going all out for a win that would keep them in contention.

But to give some credit, the Az-Cz defense rose to the challenge for the better part of the match as they continued to stifle every attack that the Unicorns would make until late in the match. Kn-Dg would score in the 33rd to even things up. Then Lo-Ro would give the Robbers the lead just five minutes into the second half of the match. A lead that would hold for quite a long time.

But the Unicorns could not be denied as Tári Falassion made some fancy footwork to set up Maurita Deni for the evener in the 81st minute. Deni found a hole in the solid defense that had all three attackers covered completely like plastic wrap on a toilet. But despite all of that, D&S was back in business.

The 88th minute would decide the match. Brigette Deteso’s near fall as she stole the pass from the midfield actually was quite a blessing. The Az-Cz player overreacted at the sight of the near fall and was cleanly beaten as Deteso regained her footing and slid the pass forward to Avril Auserwald. But the defense made a nice shift to cover the threat and it looked almost as if the opportunity were lost.

But in every such situation where the defense shifts to cover a misstep, someone gets lost in the shuffle. And the worst possible player was lost to the defense. Altáriël Telperiën was loose in the box and Auserwald found her with the quick pass. The shot was an absolute blast, but the keeper made a great recovery and blocked the shot into the ground. But Telperiën would not be denied as she found the ball and blasted it between the keeper’s legs for the score that gave the Unicorns a massive 3-2 victory. Revenge is so sweet.

That moves D&S to third place on the table even on points with Az-Cz and just behind on goal differential. ESF is a single point ahead and Magnus Velarius is only a single point behind. That sets up a very important final match day for Group 8.

D&S has a chance to avenge another loss as we play Magnus Velarius who completely destroyed us on MD3 4-0. Hopefully revenge will be sweet again. The scenario is simple. If D&S wins, they will move on to the next round regardless of the outcome of the ESF vs. Az-Cz match. A draw makes things much tougher as we have to hope for a ESF win. A D&S draw or loss compiled with an Az-Cz draw sees things end for the Unicorns.

Now let us look at the other groups:

Group 1
D2R are through to the next round but Lisburn Mateys and Miceland both have a shot at the other spot. Miceland has the inside shot as the Mateys face D2R on the final day while the Mice get Demot.

Group 2
Spruitland ran away with the group and no one else is close. All three other will fight for the final spot. Vilita has the best chance as they should beat AIF while Turori struggles with Spruitland.

Group 3
Raging Penguins are into the next round as a bit of a surprise. But they are dangerous. The Haraki/Sativaville winner will join them. Sel Appa has a slim chance as well. - but that is unlikely.

Group 4
Anyone’s guess here. Errinundrea holds the top spot and moves on. Tynelia and Geisenfried both need the win from their match - Geisenfried needs it worse. But who knows? We say Tynelia wins a close one and moves on.

Group 5
Wentland will pull a miracle and move on with a final day win over Tocapa. Spaam Pljs and System Karela will fight things out with the Spaam colony getting the win - a draw works in their favor as well.

Group 6
Qazox is in as well and will beat V&I on the final day. Aurendia has done well but Green Womabt will spoil their celebration with a win that sends the Wombats to the next round.

Group 7
Marceau State is the shocker as they have already punched their ticket. TLC will join them after a hard win over Rorysville. Marion Oaks 2 has overachieved to even have a shot at this point.

Group 8.
That’s us. And just two points separate the entire group. D&S gets revenge against MV and moves on while Az-Cz slips past ESF to move on as well.

News items from Bonang’s major daily.

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POKE IN THE EYE FOR THE GONADS

Champion Bonang goalie, lauresta, has been ruled out for the rest of the season following a serious eye injury that has required emergency surgery. Spokesperson for the BFC, hardolive, is disappointed for the young star. “He had just earned his first Errinundrian cap and impressed everyone with his game against Geisenfried. He was looking forward to playing in front of his home crowd at the BCG. All his family and close friends were coming to the game.”

It was his family that caused lauresta’s injury. In a clan get-together, the goalie was skylarking with his baby niece who stuck her finger in his eye. “He is a very lucky man,” says hardolive. “Surgeons say that he came very close to being totally blinded in that eye. They can’t predict how much his vision will be affected but he won’t be able to play again for the gonads or the potoroos this season.” His absence from the gonads line-up is immaterial to their premier league finishing position. Bonang is secure in 5th position with one game left to play.

GOALIES STRIKE

The Errinundrian Professional Goalkeepers Association has placed a ban on its members playing for the national team after yet another freak injury to one of its members. “This is unbelievable,” says EPGA president, evolu, still recovering in hospital. “Consider the list: lúthient comes down with malaria, lotorous falls off a branch after making love to his girlfriend, I get bitten by a tiger snake, humi gets shot in the foot by the outlaw redrider, and now lauresta gets poked in the eye by his niece. The situation is intolerable and must not be allowed to continue."

We asked evolu what demands needed to met for the players to return to work but she could only answer, “We will return to work after we are satisfied that no more goalies are being injured or infected on the eve of international matches.” One wonders how this can be achieved if no goalies are playing in international matches.

The president of the Errinundera Football Association, uashe, says that the matter is in hand. “Some of the lowly placed 2nd division sides don’t pay their players a salary. These goalkeepers don’t qualify for membership of the EPGA so are not subject to the ban. For the game against Tynelia we have selected orangekenny from the Jackson Crossing club and, as reserve, nyoldho from Club Terrace. I’m sure they will do the national team proud.”

Jackson Crossing and Club Terrace were rated 43rd and 42nd, respectively, in the EFA prior to the season. Both have been mediocre in the 2nd division after being promoted from their regional leagues. The teams have done enough, however, to avoid relegation. It is a long way from playing at South Park, the home ground of Jackson Crossing with a capacity of 5,000, to the famous BCG which holds 101,000 and is likely to be packed for the CoH match against Tynelia. We spoke with orangekenny but his comments were either unintelligible or unprintable. Top scoring striker from the second division, Delegate’s sahashi, worries for the potoroos. “orangekenny isn’t much of a goalie. He gets killed every game. Mind you, nyoldo is worse.”

TYNELIANS MOBBED ON AND OFF THE FIELD

HARMONY TO CONTINUE

750,000 fans packed the plazas around Central Station yesterday when the Tynelian national team arrived for last night’s Cup of Harmony match at the BCG. The team has been mobbed from their first arrival by riverboat in McKillops Bridge. Tens of thousands followed the movements of each player who may well have been utterly overwhelmed. Bonang’s mayor, ho, is proud of the way Bonangers have greeted the Tynelians. “The BCG is the home of football in Errinundera and I am sure that the visitors will return home with wonderful memories of the reception here in Bonang.”

The match itself was a cracker with the visitors allowing the potoroos to play to their strengths of speed and fitness. The game plan was clear from the start: mob the Tynelians. Whenever a visiting player had possession, 2 or 3 Errinundrians would attack them. Despite conceding a goal early in the match the potoroos stuck to the game plan and steadily wore down the visitors. addicksonia scored a lucky goal prior to the break but there was no luck with his effort in the 67th minute. With players falling everywhere about him, addicksonia kept his feet and slotted the ball into the top right corner of the net.

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Errinundera and Tynelia at the BCG last night

As the umpire whistled full time, a collective roar sounded throughout the nation as an estimated 1.7 billion Errinundrians, watching the game from giant communal screens, realised as one that the potoroos would be playing in the second round. Geisenfried had earlier drawn with Virginia Nova. With Errinundera in top spot and Tynelia and Geisenfried to play each other in the last group match, the worst the potoroos can manage is second in the group. Today, millions are still dancing in the streets and skywalks of the nation.

Upset Looms on MD 6

There will be an upset on Matchday 6 of the Cup of Harmony XXII group stage, and it will involve Jualiar Vumaou's Turori Eels. Whether this upset will be for, or against the Eels, is yet to be seen, however.

After the stunning upset defeat to former masters Vilita on Matchday 5, which saw Turori embarassed 3-0 on their home turf in a match that, had Turori become victorious, would have seen them all but assured a place in the next round.

As it stands now, Turori is left with it all to do. Despite still being second in the group standings, Turori has never been further from Qualification. With Alasdair I Frosticus level on points and Vilita just 1 point behind, and these two teams facing each other on Matchday 6, any result would see one of the two lower ranked sides upset Turori by leap frogging them in the group standings and stealing their place in the next round.

That is, unless Turori can pull off an upset of its own against Tournament favorites Spruitland. The Rabbits have already clinched their place in the next stage of the competition and Turori will hope that thier opposition will be taking a laxidaisical approach to their final match. Spruitland has been noticably vunerable since their opening 5-1 victory over Vilita, namely with a pair of single goal victories over Turori, then Vilita, before faltering to a draw against bottom side Alasdair I Frosticus. If Turori can take advantage of this dip in form and take three points from the group leaders, than there is little their opposition can do to keep the Eels from the next round.

Things where going bad to worse for the miceland government entire departments what at war with each other and internally, those that turned up to do their work occasionally came out in body bags and there where many of the so called officials that wheren't officiating. However it seems that the government had distanced itself from the rest of the nation that life by the actual mice had not really changed.

For the first time since the corrupt socialist dictatorship formed and united all the sapient Miceland mice had the mice actually questioned the style of government As it was this breakdown in the government and the overwhelming non-breakdown of miceland society, as they had been lead to believed would occur by the profusely wasteful government media.

The Government had signed it's own death warrent, even if the problems within the government where to be resolved it would have lost all legitimacy to the Miceland government. The only question is what style now? Who will the people of Miceland put in charge to govern them and what form will this new style take? What policies will it take and will those policies be pro-isolationist or more internationalist?

However, not very many people forgot the Lisburn Matey's match Miceland won 4-2. Dominating the Lisburn Matey's team throughout the match. Once again and this time for really odd reasons did Stuart form the back-bone. He did a number of great steals from his opponents, set up Sickly a number of times also giving computer Input mouse and Fievel ChurchMouse.

What many mice did not know is exactly how this win affected the Mice's chances of getting into the knockout stage as the government releases where the only allowed form of media. Even Television and radio which could have been implemented in Miceland if it was not for the government. What they didn't know is that the team had a real chance to get into the knockout stage of the Cup of Harmony. If only the Lisburn Matey's drew or lost and Miceland won, which against the upcoming opponents of Dance2Revolution for the Matey's and Demot for the Mice seemed very possible.

Elven Times
Dream Big

For with thier convincing victory of Magnus, they have but to earn a draw with Az-Cz in the next match in order to qualify for the the knockout stages. The Marauders cream Magnus 4-2 in front of 56,000 screaming fans in the Hatire Memorial on Capri. The team had its with with their guests for the majority of the game, allowing the two goals after the 80th minute when the result was already well in hand. This extreme effort might be due in part to the MV side laying on heavy criticism of the Marauders before the tournament began. Needless to say, whatever motivated the team, they sure acted upon it with authority.

It wasn't long into the game when the first of three first half goals were scored by the home squad. Cuellar headed home a inswinger from Titenburg to leave Sibel in no mans land as the ball trickled into the net at the eleven minute mark. Three minutes later it was Zacharius seiging the Magnus goal. Slicing past Bobrinsky, he comfortably tucked the ball home underneath a diving Sibel to have the comfortable lead early. Magnus seemed to bounce back for awhile, mounting a few attacks of their own, only to have St. Louis save the shots with ease. Then in the 44th minute, Titenburg neatly headed in a free kick, taken by Cuellar to have the fans salivating for the next match against Az-Cz. The final tally came off the foot of Night, who made a dashing break in the 71st minute and placed it over the shoulder of the beleagured Sibel.

Now the mission is simply, either win or draw with Az-Cz, and the Marauders are onto the knockouts of the CoH. The team could still qualify if they lose, but it would require Dorian and Sonya to draw with Magnus Valerius. Suffice to say, the team will be looking to take care of business and not let its' fate rest in the hands of others. With just one match left to decide it all, each and every player on the squad must step up and do their duty to the country and their teamates, and push the team forward.

CoH Scorers
Kyla Night - 3
Zacharius - 2
Rick Cuellar - 2
Samuel Tatum - 1
Dwier Titenburg - 1
Clint Centron - 1

Article by Ron Santapa

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Em...............defence???

As the Cup of Harmony group stages draw to a close many throughout the commonwealth are very concerned at the Mateys lack of defence, leaking an incredible seven goals in the last three games.

It has been this leakage of goals that has seen the Mateys points margin squeezed so tightly that they now require a win away to Dance 2 reveloution to be assured qualification. It is heavily rumoured about the manager Paul Kirk will drop B Livingston in goal and aslo people are complaining that Marvin Andrew's age is catching up with him.

Ex international and now manager at Lisburn Exiles Jonny Mc Jovi, has said "the defence simply isnt good enough, they are making school boy errors time and time again, they really need to really tighten up and someone needs to take control of the situation".

The game itself ended with Boo's from the Mateys crowd three goals let in and even after they where 2-0 up at the end of half time after a fantastic overhead kick from Akobyi after a late cross from O'Flannery and then a wicked deflection after a shot from O'Flannery left the opposition keeper going the wrong way.

Two of the Mice's goals came from bad errors from Stewert on the right hand side of defence, one a lapse in concentration passing the ball straight to Fievel Churchmouse, who then buried tit and then another following a weak header away and staight to Stuart who waited and gave a nice pass resulting in the equaliser. Its almost a certainy that Stewert will be dropped for the next game, and if he isnt ill eat my hat.

Final score
Lisburn Mateys 2 - 3 Mice of Miceland

Amusi Akobyi - 27
Seamus O'Flannery - 38
Fievel Churchmouse - 49
Sickly PlagueMouse - 55, 69

Attendance - 58 677

One game to go for qualification. At home to Spaamanian Plijous. It was meant to be a celebration of qualification, a gentle romp. Had the Tocapa game gone with ranking it would have been as the Swifts would be almost assured of a finals place. Instead it was a game on which the entire future of Tommy Barnes depended.

The rift with the Roal Heath players had not been healed. They were unavailable. With four red-carded at Tocapa - who got only their second point against Wentland - even the first choice was down to the bare bones.

And a two goal win was needed. Just a win might be enough if Tocapa could sneak a third point against System Karela, who had belied their ranking of nearly 40 places below Wentland, to do the double over them.

With five goals in five games, getting two was going to be unlikely. Especially with a scratch team.

So Barnes resorted to the old Wentland trick. Don't hold the game in a big stadium, go for the intimidation factor instead.

Many people put Wentland's sole World Cup qualification down to the use of Rock Road in Alumgreen. A ramshackle hutch consisting of cell upon cell, each with their own gang, it was miraculous that it had received a safety certificate for international matches but indeed it had. The Alumgreen fans had had little success to speak of for a hundred years but they still idolized Frank Treves, one of their own who had gone on to greater success with Warpstone and he was an automatic choice.

Indeed, almost the only choice.

The line-up had to be attacking. All centre-halves were unavailable, two through suspension, two through revolt. So a scratch Wentland team lined up as follows:

1 Robinson

14 Talbot 2 Eager 3 Jarvis

18 Loder 6 Lawrence 11 Kent

20 Collins 22 Cooper 8 Treves 21 Barnes

Substitutions were going to be limited. As only Benny Jones and goalkeeper Dennis Tracey remained.

This was going to be desperate...

Demot Daily ~ Another Drub Job

The hope to gain honor and respect in the international scene fell through again as the squad fell to hosts, Dance 2 Revolution, a resounding 4-0. The team looked completely out of synch and could not string more than one pass together whenever they possessed the ball, and that was not often. In the end, a lack of effort and dicipline is what utterly cost the team this humilating defeat, but they do have one final chance for recongnition, as they play Miceland tonight and can hope to play spoiler against the Mice. Everyone is encouraged to either go to the game in Skyhaven, or tune in as the team will be sure to put on its best display in hopes of salvaging some pride from this tournamen.

Article by Jasmine Olyvander

From the diary of Andreas Pfeffer:

I am glad that this match did not take place in System Karela. Conceding 2 goals is the absolute horrible for them. Maybe I have been outside of System Karela for too long... for me, the fact that we lost is more saddening. I fear, that I would have preferred a ২:হ to that loss. Of course, a 0:0 would have been far better, it is a sign of Taderekansa! The "va'karela" did not help at all. They only apparently messed up the defenders of the Defenders. We did mark Alan Belmore, that was the good thing. The bad thing was, that the takilan referee Fauchgar Heristorivaren (from Dance 2 Revolution) did see 3 fouls (in my opinion unjustified). Alan Belmore was the one, who shot all 2 resulting freekicks and the penalty. Alan Belmore might have scored more goals than me, but he is less efficient. His attempt to score the penalty kick missed widely. Even Sevastijan (the magical camera of RP explains that Sevastijan Trptowa, one of the defenders)[/] or Teke (this is explained as Teke Veran, the goalkeeper) would have capitalized that one and they are the most karelan persons I know. Spaamians say he did that intentionally since the goal would have been too easy. I believe that after seeing the directly converted freekicks. Unfortunately our defense was too bad and so I had to ཐཱཅྔག. I m not proud of this since it was only required due to a horribly crappy defense. I hope next match will end scoreless. I really want to see what the foreigners will say when seeing a scoreless-draw celebration.

More like it!

Dance 2 Revolution avoid embarassment and add to Demot despair.

Dance 2 Revolution slotted 4 past Demot to finally put in a decent showing. D2R ended the game with well over 75% of the overall possession, which doesn't quite do the dominance of the Revolutionaries justice. Demotian possession was mainly in their own half, and their pass success rate was even worse than their possession. D2R finally took their reputation to the pitch, and Demot took the majority of the monster that was released. Dissapointing, however, was the lack of converted chances by the Revolutionaries. With well over 30 shots in the game, Demot were lucky to not be on the recieving end of a scoreline of American Samoan proportions.

The win finally guaranteed the hosts were to be participating as the tournament moves into Spaam and Dance 2 Revolution. The Revolutionarian Football Association are planning on revealing the stadia after the conclusion of qualifying.

Speaking of qualifying: Dance 2 Revolution are looking to give quite the opposite of a frosty reception when Lisburn Mateys travel to their lands. Dance 2 Revolution have announced that the match against Lisburn Mateys is being played in the stadium of Rsatraz in the Qaliki Desert. With temperatures reaching up to 137 degrees fahrenheit, and an average of 0.07 cubic inches of rainfall each year, Dance 2 Revolution will be looking to see how the Mateys cope with the heat, and will not be offering them any favours as they look to keep their 2nd qualification spot on the final day of qualifying.

Dance 2 Revolution will be hoping to avoid Spruitland for as long as possible coming into the knock-out stages of the cup. Spruitland, however, have finally lost their first point of the campaign and may well be effected by psychological bruising coming into the next few games. Many are considering that any clash between Spruitland and Dance 2 Revolution could well decide the winner of the Cup of Harmony, both, however, will be looking to avoid any slip-ups until this stage.

Now a look at the group:

Group 1 M W D L F A P GD G%
Dance 2 Revolution 5 3 2 0 13 3 11 +10 81
Lisburn Mateys 5 2 2 1 11 9 8 +2 55
The Mice of Miceland 5 2 1 2 8 10 7 -2 44
Demot 5 0 1 4 5 15 1 -10 25

With Dance 2 Revolution qualified and Demot eliminated. The final qualification place is a dog-fight between Lisburn Mateys and The Mice of Miceland. Despite having a point lead, Lisburn Mateys date with an on-form Dance 2 Revolution is looking an ugly one, whereas Miceland look to be sitting prettty when they hit it off with Demot.

Odds for Qualification:

Dance 2 Revolution: 0
Lisburn Mateys: 3-1
The Mice of Miceland: 4-5
Ddemot: 0

“Didn’t think they’d actually do it,” Simon Briers said, shaking his head.

“The end of an era,” Nico Van Dyck agreed.

Their eyes were glued to the tv in their room, watching a live press conference which was being held three floors below them, in the hotel lounge. Everybody had known what the press conference would be about, but hearing the words actually being spoken somehow seemed unreal to Simon.

“…long and enjoyable career,” Cor Bensen spoke into a cluster of microphones, “and I hope my successor will be able to build on that and take the team to the next level.”

Bensen looked calm, almost detached, and Simon got the feeling he had prepared for this moment. And he probably had, it wasn’t as if this was a big surprise, it had been in the air for months.

“…grateful for the opportunity to coach the lads for one more match, and hope we can make it a memorable…”

Bensen had a bit more trouble keeping a straight face now, and Simon couldn’t blame him. It was pretty unusual to give a coach one more match before getting the sack. Usually these things were ‘with immediate effect.’

“The final supper,” Van Dyck murmured beside him, and Simon nodded silently without looking away from the tv. He couldn’t imagine it being a blessing for Bensen, who’d undoubtedly just as soon take the first plane home tonight to start a new chapter in his life.

Martin Backer, the President of the SFA, had called it a tribute match, to honor Cor Bensen’s contributions to Spruitland football. But Simon half suspected they just wanted to give themselves a bit more time to decide on a new coach, even though Backer had announced that the decision had been made already.

“Shouldn’t we go down there?” Van Dyck suggested. Simon shook his head decisively.

“They’ll probably wanna talk to us, you know, the veterans.”

Simon shrugged, but knew Van Dyck was right. Nico Van Dyck, Simon Briers and Dirk Jools were the only ones remaining from the original Baptism of Fire team. They had started their international careers together with the coach, so the press would surely want to talk to them. Simon didn’t much feel like it, but he was the team captain. And saying a few nice words about Cor Bensen surely couldn’t hurt.

As the Wabbits’ team captain got up from his bed, an interview with Dirk Jools was just starting on the tv. Van Dyck, getting up as well, snickered. “See? Jools knew the reporters would want to talk to them.”

“Yeah, and if they didn’t, he’d talk to them anyway,” Briers scowled, heading towards the door. But then he turned in his tracks, focused on the tv.

“…rumor that you might be appointed as the new Wabbits coach,” the reporter was saying. “Can you confirm or deny that?”

“I can do neither of those,” Dirk Jools replied with a slight smile. “I can say that I haven’t been officially approached. But if I should be offered the job, I would certainly give it serious consideration…”

“You gotta be shittin’ me!” Van Dyck took the words right out of Simon’s mouth.

“That can’t be real, can it?” the veteran defender went on. “I mean, that’s gotta be pure speculation. They’d never give Jools the job!”

Simon was about to agree with him, then snapped his mouth shut. “Yes they would,” he finally said. “They would… and they will.”

“What? Do you know something I don’t?!”

“It just makes perfect sense, that’s all,” Simon smiled. He left the room, shaking his head. Jools, that sneaky, ambitious little prick. It made perfect sense all right. Jools’ match against the Frosties had been his worst performance in years. He’d barely hit a ball, barely completed a pass. And, while Simon hadn’t paid attention to it at the time, he now remembered that Jools hadn’t shared in the celebrations when Chico had opened the score.

But the kicker, of course, was the Frosticus equalizer… It was one of those things that could happen to anyone, but the fact that it happened to Jools last night was just a touch too much of a coincidence. Jools wasn’t even supposed to be in the box for that corner kick. His position was up front, near the middle line, getting ready to start a counter attack. But for some reason, he was right there in the pack, jumping towards the ball with the rest of’m. And for some reason, his arm had gone up just a little bit higher than anyone else’s head, deviating the ball to safety, giving the ref no choice but to call a penalty.

That reason seemed clear now, to Simon. It hadn’t looked like an intentional handball. Simon had a good view of it, and he’d been protesting to the referee as intensely as the rest of the team. But Jools was a veteran, and one of the best ‘schwalbers’ in the business.

Simon shook his head again, still smiling, as he went down the stairs towards the press conference. That sneaky son of a --. Working under his old team mate was gonna be… interesting, to say the least. But he wasn’t sure if he really wanted to do that.

He stopped worrying about it when he ran into Cor Bensen when going down the last flight of stairs. The old coach looked like he had aged ten years in the last day. Simon slowed down, stopped. Bensen looked up at him, smiled wryly.

“Best head on out there, Simon, don’t let Jools steal all the attention.”

Simon snickered. “I could do without the attention, to be honest. Kinda allergic to shark bites.”

Bensen smiled, then started up the stairs, shoulders drooped. Simon watched him walk away.

“Hey coach?” Bensen turned around. “Gonna miss you, coach.”

Bensen looked down at the goalkeeper, smiled briefly. Then his shoulders straightened.

“You’re not rid of me yet, Briers! We’ve got one more match to play! See you at training tomorrow, better not be late!”

“I’ll be there, coach,” Simon smiled. “More running tomorrow?”

Bensen hesitated a moment, then shook his head. “No… No, I think we’ll skip the running…” He turned around, headed up the stairs.

Group 1
Dance 2 Revolution 2:3 Lisburn Mateys
Demot 0:3 The Mice of Miceland
Group 1 M W D L F A P GD G%
Dance 2 Revolution 6 3 2 1 15 6 11 +9 71
Lisburn Mateys 6 3 2 1 14 11 11 +3 56
The Mice of Miceland 6 3 1 2 11 10 10 +1 52
Demot 6 0 1 5 5 18 1 -13 21
Group 2
Spruitland 1:3 Turori
Alasdair I Frosticus 2:3 Vilita
Group 2 M W D L F A P GD G%
Spruitland 6 4 1 1 14 9 13 +5 60
Turori 6 2 2 2 9 9 8 +0 50
Vilita 6 2 1 3 12 14 7 -2 46
Alasdair I Frosticus 6 1 2 3 7 10 5 -3 41
Group 3
Haraki 3:2 Sativaville
Sel Appa 0:2 Raging Penguins
Group 3 M W D L F A P GD G%
Raging Penguins 6 4 2 0 11 2 14 +9 84
Haraki 6 2 2 2 11 10 8 +1 52
Sativaville 6 2 1 3 9 13 7 -4 40
Sel Appa 6 1 1 4 5 11 4 -6 31

Group 4
Tynelia 2:0 Geisenfried
Errinundera 2:2 Virginia Nova
Group 4 M W D L F A P GD G%
Tynelia 6 4 0 2 11 4 12 +7 73
Errinundera 6 3 2 1 10 7 11 +3 58
Geisenfried 6 2 1 3 5 8 7 -3 38
Virginia Nova 6 0 3 3 5 12 3 -7 29

Matchday 6: Spaamanian Section

Group 5
Wentland 1:1 Spaamanian Plijous
Tocapa 1:3 System Karela

Group 6
Vuam and Isma 2:3 Qazox
Aurendia 1:2 Green Wombat

Group 7
The Lowland Clans 1:0 Rorysville
Marion Oaks 2 2:1 Marceau State

Group 8
Magnus Valerius 2:2 Dorian and Sonya
Elves Security Force 2:3 Az-cz


Group 5 M W D L F A P GD G%
System Karela 6 3 2 1 11 6 11 +5 64
Spaamanian Plijous 6 3 2 1 9 7 11 +2 56
Wentland 6 2 2 2 6 7 8 -1 46
Tocapa 6 0 2 4 6 12 2 -6 33

Group 6 M W D L F A P GD G%
Qazox 6 4 1 1 15 9 13 +6 62
Green Wombat 6 3 0 3 10 10 9 +0 50
Aurendia 6 2 1 3 8 9 7 -1 47
Vuam and Isma 6 2 0 4 9 14 6 -5 39

Group 7 M W D L F A P GD G%
Marceau State 6 3 1 2 11 8 10 +3 57
The Lowland Clans 6 3 1 2 9 10 10 -1 47
Marion Oaks 2 6 3 0 3 14 14 9 +0 50
Rorysville 6 2 0 4 8 10 6 -2 44

Group 8 M W D L F A P GD G%
Az-cz 6 3 1 2 13 12 10 +1 52
Elves Security Force 6 2 2 2 12 10 8 +2 54
Dorian and Sonya 6 2 2 2 9 12 8 -3 42
Magnus Valerius 6 2 1 3 14 14 7 +0 50


If you finished in the top 2: You have reached the next stages, well done! :)

Round of 16

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

1. Dance 2 Revolution vs Errinundera
2. Spruitland vs Haraki

PARANOiA STADiUM

3. Raging Penguins vs Turori
4. Tynelia vs Lisburn Mateys

Quarterfinals

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

9. Winner 1 vs Winner 2

PARANOiA STADiUM

10. Winner 3 vs Winner 4

Semifinals

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

13. Winner 9 vs Winner 10

Wooden Spoon Match

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Demot vs Tocapa

Final

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Winner 13 vs Winner 14

Spaamanian Section Schedule:

Round of 16

Artanis National Stadium

5. System Karela vs. Elves Security Force
6. Qazox vs. The Lowland Clans

East Spaam National Football Stadium

7. Marceau State vs. Green Wombat
8. Az-cz vs. Spaamanian Plijous

Quarterfinals

Artanis National Stadium

11. Winner 5 vs. Winner 6

East Spaam National Football Stadium

12. Winner 7 vs. Winner 8

Semifinals

Artanis National Stadium

14. Winner 11 vs. Winner 12

3rd Placed Play-Off

Artanis National Stadium

Loser 13 vs. Loser 14

RP Cup

Artanis National Stadium

The Mice of Miceland vs. Dorian and Sonya

Devious Penguin was hard at work in his underground lab. Sparks flew past his welding mask as he applied the torch to two pieces of titanium plating. It was his latest 'Tank Of Absolute, Without A Doubt, Pure Doom'. He'd never bothered to get the name copywritten, due to the fact that if he used it, the world would end. He'd built three so far, and the next was going to be the best. He'd probably build another, for good measure. Maybe one with plasma-screen inside.

The extra-armored, heavily fortified door of his lab burst open. Annoyed by the intrusion, Devious pressed a button on his welding mask, and fifteen machine-guns slid noiselessly from the ceiling and the walls around the entrance and pointed at the intruder.

Normal Penguin waddled past the gleaming muzzles, not bothering to acknowledge them(later causing an outcry from various gun-manufacturers, who'd designed those guns to be especially note-worthy), and made his way past various unfinished war-machines to his teammate.

Devious Penguin put down the welding torch, and glared at Normal.
"Squuarkerrr-kriy?" he demanded.

Normal indicated with his left fin to the open doors.
"Aaasquaaawack, squaarki-wuaaack!"

Devious cocked his head in surprise, but then immediately waddled over to the hull of a large hover-craft, and climbed in. Normal watched, and, on a prompt from Devious, clambered into a small tank.

*****

Outside the underground lab, The Team was gathering, hefting various weapons.

Wild Penguin had a spiked collar on, and a long spike protruding from his beak. Obese Penguin had a landmine strapped onto his head, and vest of explosives on. Willie Dee wore a kevlar vest, and held a slingshot, The Extremely Dangerous Hair dyed a particularly ugly shade of purple.
Lawrence Snabs had an armored bible in one hand, and an antique pistol in the other, which he claimed was the pistol used by a particularly holy founder of his faith.
Mrs. Tweezly was bedecked in her most hideous and out-dated dress, with a pair of necklaces which had gone out of style two decades before, and held her battered meter-stick in one hand, and a Arithmatic textbook in the other. Several pages were marked with post-it notes, and looked intimidating.
DMYS was no different than usual, save for a clump of orange hair on one of its sides.
Fnab-Fnab wore his finest military uniform, complete with all his medals, and spats over his military boots. In his hands, he carried a pearl-handled revolver, as befits an ex-dictator. Performing a strange salute, which included his nose and his knees, he faced front smartly. It would have been more impressive without his gut bulging out from his uniform.
Furious Porridge calmly loaded an AK-47, smoking a cigar at the same time.
Darling Sweetie, in addition to her normal spiked collar, wore small, spiked collars on her limbs. Her mouth was open slightly in anticipation.

Before we continue, let us examine the area. The Team is in an unspecified city, which is in an unspecified country, and behind them is a open manhole, which leads to Devious Penguins underground lab. The street which The Team is standing in is populated by apartment buildings, all dating back to the begining of the century. The Team is facing down the street, or more accurately, they are facing their opponant.

The RagePeng Military was lined up in neat ranks down the street, an aromored brigade holding the left side, attack helicopters making a racket above them, the infantry on the right side shielding the Special Ops from view. General MacWindows stood in his army jeep, peering at the enemy forces with his binoculars.

His eyes, focusing on the enemy commander, suddenly were caught by a large amount of movement to the left. A whole section of the street was lifting upwards, revealing a secret garage door, and two attack vehicles. First to zoom out was a hover-craft with an uncommonly large mortar. The Next vehicle was a small tank, which looked like a toy compared to the heavy battle-tanks of the RagePeng Armored Divisions, until it suddenly replaced its treads with large robotic legs, and its turret unfolded to reveal four arm-like gun positions.

The General removed the binoculars from his eyes, nodded to his aid, and sat down. The aid waved his hand, and the army advanced, under covering fire.

********

Later on, after two days of concentrated air-strikes, infantry charges, and constant shelling, a midnight airlift was required to extract the RagePeng army from its precarious position. To the armies great embarressment, Mrs. Tweezly refused to give up General MacWindows and his retinue, whom she had captured after walking forcibly past the ranks of soldiers, tanks, and disabling the General's jeep by sharply telling the driver to stop. The military has since black-listed Tweezly as a 'cheater', and refuses to go to war with her, or anybody she may be inclined to help.

The condition of the General is unknown, although rumours abound that he is being re-schooled by the formidable teacher.

Sel Appa's Cup of Harmony dreams smashed by Raging Penguins

Yet another loss added to The Turtles record as Raging Penguins scores 2-nil to secure their place at the top of the group. Although sad, the team is not overly upset and expects to do better next time. Charles DuPont has already announced the team is going back to practice against arranged teams from the other footballers in Sel Appa. Most national team players are eager to go back to their clubs and many await the upcoming Sel Appa National Cup. Only time will tell what the Turtles have when they return for NSWC 31.


Final matches show Raging Penguins and Haraki advancing to the Round of 16.


Team |W|D|L|F |A |P |NG|
---------------|-|-|-|--|--|--|--|
Raging Penguins|4|2|0|11| 2|14|+9|
Haraki |2|2|2|11|10| 8|+1|
Sativaville |2|1|3| 9|13| 7|-4|
Sel Appa |1|1|4| 5|11| 4|-6|

Az-cz Scroll
Spaam
Il-Lur

Az-cz reverses course, tops group

The Gnomes came away with a 3-2 to win to top the group in an match quite the opposite of the Dorian & Sonya match proceeding. In that match Az-cz looked to have the win and fell apart. In this game Elves Security Force looked to be rolling but the Gnomes came back and made the plays to steal the game.
The first half was all Elves Security Force. They were controlling possession, the ball, the field, just everything. They opened the scoring in the 22nd minute and doubled the scoreline in the 35th, and took that 2-0 lead into the second half.
Whatever Levesque said at halftime, must have really effected the Gnomes players as they came out a totally different team. Levesque also made a very bold substitution. He brought on Az-If for Haji-Me, moving Lo-Ro from defensive midfield to the back line.
Pizelkaxrovsky proved why he is becoming such a big star. He just made sure that the Gnomes were going to get goals. He set up Az-If for the opening Gnomes goal in the 53rd minute, to provide hope to Gnomes fans.
Pizelkaxrovsky found the equalizer himself in the 71st minute. He dribbled past 8 Elves Security Force defenders to get an open shot on the keeper which he curled in.
Then he hooked up with his favorite target in the 79th minute to complete the Pink & Green comeback. After recieving the ball from Ip-Gp Pizelkaxrovsky found Kn-Dg to give the Gnomes their first lead of the game.
Levesque then brought on Dn-Wl for James Levesque to try to preserve the lead. Nerazzuri and Lo-Ro then locked down Elves Security Force and the Gnomes were able to come away with the 3-2 win.
As there reward for winning their group they earned themselves a tough matchup, playing against Spaamanian Plijous, a part of host nation Spaam. That means the Gnomes will have to overcome great home support, but advancing to the knockout rounds is a big accomplishment.

Stats
Az-cz scorers 53 Az-If 71 Pizelkaxrovsky 79 Kn-Dg
Possession Az-cz 44% Elves Security Force 56%
Shots Az-cz 12 Elves Security Force 12
Corners Az-cz 2 Elves Security Force 3

MC: Congratulations to the team on clinching the top spot in the group. Joining us today are coach Levesque, Nerazzuri and Man of the Match Pizelkaxrovsky.

Levesque: I'm incredibly proud of these kids today. They had a number of chances to give up. After the Magnus Valerius game, after the collapse against Dorian & Sonya and after the first half here, they could have given up. But they kept fighting and got it done.

Az-cz reporter 1: What did you say at halftime?

Levesque: Mostly encouragement. I did some encouragement and let Nerazzuri and Pizelkaxrovsky speak and then sent them out.

Az-cz reporter 2: What inspired you to put Lo-Ro in the back line of the defense?

Levesque: No offense to Haji-Me, but he was a bit out of sorts. We needed to bring on Az-If and he made the most sense to take out.

Az-cz reporter 3: You said you were going to make a change to the lineup, but in actuality you didn't. Why not?

Levesque: I was going to start Az-If in place of Ip-Gp, but at the last minute I decided against it. Still I was innovative with the lineup today, so you have to give me some credit.

Az-cz reporter 4: Amongst the players, what was the mood at halftime?

Nerazzuri: Upset. We were upset with ourselves.

Az-cz reporter 5: What were you thinking in the second half Pizelkaxrovsky?

Pizelkaxrovsky: I knew I was the best player on the field and I wasn't letting our Cup of Harmony end like that.

Az-cz reporter 6: You've drawn Spaamanian Plijous in the next round. What are your thoughts about that matchup?

Levesque: It's a tough draw. Playing against a team that will have the home support they will is difficult, but we can get it done. There good, but not unbeatable.

MC: Alright, last question.

Az-cz reporter 7: What are your thoughts about your lineup going into the next game?

Levesque: I'm pleased with my players. All of them might end up playing. We'll just play it by ear.

Stuart lead his team to a comfortable 3-0 win over the team from Demot, scoring 2 of the goals himself and being instrumental in the third goal. The Demot attack never even looked like it was going to penetrate and it was only in the 56th minute where the second of Stuarts goal where scored, taking the score up to it's final 3-0 position that the decision was made to focus on the defense. 3-0 was a confortable lead and they where content with that.

After that the Demot team had no chance... Any forays into the Mice's half where quickly dealt with and the game turned into a game of 'keep the ball away from Demot' game rather than a game of soccer.

Before the game people where still unsure about who should lead them, though there was a couple of Stuarts team-mates and general close friends that started to promote Stuart as the leader but after the game it could see that the only one that was not appart of the tyrannical structure of the previous government that had any Leadership experience was Stuart and it was strengthed by this .. well.. Aura of Strength and Leadership that the mice felt.

As soon as he returned from Demot demolishing their team at home and realising that the Lisburn Matey's team had also won against D2R thus knocking the mice out of contention The 2 top teams had 11 points and Miceland had 10 points. Etheir way Stuart returned home as a hero and it was not long that he was being pestered by millions of mice to take up the position of Miceland's new benevolent ruler.

Stuart despite being groomed by the dreams and by that strange vision that he had while in Dance 2 Revolution was still reluctant. Instead what he did was to organised Miceland's first election a strange concept to the Mice but he was introduced to it while playing football in the wide range of nations. The election was between a number of candidates and yes, one of them was Stuart.

Does Stuart get elected? MAy very possibly but you are not going to find out for sure until the next World Cup Qualifying.

SpaamTab Odds

Team 1st 2nd 3rd Final
Dance 2 Revolution 9-2 13-1 9-1 3-1
Spruitland 9-2 14-1 10-1 7-2
Tynelia 9-1 20-1 6-1 11-2
Az-cz 13-1 13-2 12-1 4-1
Turori 20-1 25-1 15-2 8-1
Elves Security Force 20-1 9-1 20-1 11-2
Qazox 20-1 10-1 25-1 6-1
System Karela 25-1 11-1 25-1 7-1
The Lowland Clans 35-1 14-1 35-1 10-1
Spaamanian Plijous 35-1 13-1 25-1 9-1
Haraki 45-1 50-1 35-1 25-1
Lisburn Mateys 60-1 50-1 20-1 30-1
Marceau State 70-1 20-1 30-1 13-1
Raging Penguins 80-1 60-1 25-1 35-1
Errinundera 110-1 90-1 60-1 50-1
Green Wombat 400-1 60-1 100-1 60-1

(ooc had to work a double yesterday.. but i'm back)

QSPN FOOTBALL TONIGHT

Tim Brady: In a couple of days Qazox went from has-been to group champion as the Black Oxen win agaisnt V&I and Green Wombat. The Green Wombat match ended 2-0 in favor Of Qazox, clinching themselves advancement to the Round of 16. The goals were scored by Marie Goya in the 37th minute and the 56th givinger 6 goals so far in the tourney.

The final match was against Vuam and Isma, and Qazox came back twice from one goal deficits to win 3-2 on Goya's 7th goal of the tourney in the 83rd minute. Vuam and Isma started the scoring in the 14th minute when #4 scored. Qazox answered backin the 25th minute as Alicia Gonzalez scored her 5th goal. #4 for Vuam and Isma took back the lead at the 40th minute, but a fluke Own goal by the V&I defender #10, tied the match at 2-2 in the 44th minute.

Up next for the Black Oxen is The Lowland Clans. While the national team has not played tehm before, the Women's team has a budding rivalry with TLC having met them 4 times in the last 3 WWC's.

From the SpaamTab online betting site, Qazox is listed as 20-1 to win the Cup of Harmony, but are one of the favorites to make the Finals.

GRAHAM CITY SUN - Sports Section: Cup of Harmony Coverage

Dellet Returns With Key Victory, Gear Up For Tough Qazox Test

SPAAM - After a tough extra-time loss to hosts Lamoni in the AOCAF, Casey Dellet returned to managing the senior national squad with fire in his eyes. In a must-win game after taking another gut-punch from Marion Oaks, Dellet proved the be the single big source of inspiration for the Stars, who put on a thoroughly dominating 1-0 victory over the incredibly disappointing Rorysville, whom many had predicted to win the group. Keeper Darian Santander declared that Dellet was a major cause for the Stars brilliant performance. "He really brought back the first that we missed pretty badly during the previous tournament. Not to say anything against Daniel, but we just simply did not have the fire we needed to win." The Stars dominated the entire game, using their patented side attack, Elliot Deldier and Krotos Daganopolis dominated the wings and used their crossing ability to send many a targeted cross into the box.

The Stars only goal came off one of those crosses, with Deldier sending one into the box during a period of pressure on the Rorysville box. Striker Ryley Bloudin cleared defender Rick MacDonald and headed past a helpless Steve Weiland and into the net. The Stars continued the furious assault, nearly taking advantage of a key error by midfielder Anatolli Svernetsiev, who fanned on a bad pass, and Jonathan Kavanagh, who has announced his retirement after this Cup of Harmony, sprinted forward and stole the ball, catching the Rorysville defence flatfooted, and went one on one with the keeper, only to clang his shot off of the bar. The Stars continued to play strong throughout the game, recorded a tournament record thirty-five shots, with 12 on goal.

Now coming up for the Stars is Qazox, who will pose a serious challenge to the under-achieving Stars. A victory here though however, and given the strong performance today, that looks at least somewhat likely, would put the Stars against a relatively easy match against System Karela or Elven Security Force, a prospect which seems almost certain to bring victory. So the task presented to the Stars, and made quite clear in the post game press-conference by Casey Dellet, is the Stars need to carry over the confidence and flair from the Rorysville game. Will they be up to the task? We will have to wait and see.

Az-cz Scroll
Spaam
Il-Lur

Matchups for qualification unveiled

The Gnomes path in the Cup of Harmony has been unveiled. Considering the quality of the draw there are no easy victories, and the Robbers have earned what could be considered a fairly standard draw, it would seem.
Their first match is against Spaamanian Plijous. They are both higher ranked than the Gnomes and have homefield advantage of a sort, as the match is being held in nearby Spaam.
If the Gnomes can proceed past Spaamanian Plijous they will earn a matchup against either Green Wombat or Marceau State. Marceau State turned in the same record as Az-cz but with a better goal differential and Green Wombat was totally up and down with 3 wins and 3 losses and an even goal differential.
In the other half of the Spaam bracket are System Karela, Elves Security Force, Qazox and The Lowland Clans. System Karela put up 11 goals in six games, an impressive showing for such a defensive team. Elves Security Force we tangled with twice, coming out with a win and a draw. Qazox is the strongest team in the Spaam half of the bracket, scoring the most goals, earning the most points and the best goal differential. The Lowland Clans has a long history, but struggled in the group stage, just slipping past Rorysville.
As for the matches occuring in D2R, any number of strong teams appeared. Spruitland, the team with the highest KpB rank is one of the strongest competitors. Then the hosts D2R themselves. Turori, Raging Penguins, Tynelia and Lisburn Mateys all look strong as well. Errinundera and Haraki are the other two teams in the D2R half.

Here are the picks of myself and the other soccer writer Em-Nm:

Il-Lur Picks:

1. Dance 2 Revolution vs Errinundera:

The hosts of D2R are too much for the quickly improving but still green Errinundera.

2. Spruitland vs Haraki

Spruitland proves why they were the highest rank team going into the tournament.

3. Raging Penguins vs Turori

Raging Penguins always give it their all, but Turori is just a better side.

4. Tynelia vs Lisburn Mateys

Lisburn Mateys comes through despite being worn out from their battles with D2R and our friends in Miceland.

5. System Karela vs. Elves Security Force

System Karela executes the lock down to perfection and ends the impressive run of Elves Security Force.

6. Qazox vs. The Lowland Clans

Qazox was the most impressive looking in the group stage and TLC the least. That holds to form here.

7. Marceau State vs. Green Wombat

Green Wombat just doesn't seem to have the fire to win necessary in such a difficult environment. Expect Marceau State to roll.

8. Az-cz vs. Spaamanian Plijous

My heart says to choose Az-cz but I don't think even Pizelkaxrovsky is good enough to get such a young side to victory in such a difficult environment.

9. Dance 2 Revolution vs. Spruitland

It's good to be the hosts. D2R is slightly lower ranked, but the two teams are pretty close, meaning home field will be the key.

10. Turori vs. Lisburn Mateys

I think that Lisburn Mateys players will finally hit the wall here and go out to Turori.

11. System Karela vs. Qazox

Not even the Karelians will be able to slow down Qazox here.

12. Marceau State vs. Spaamanian Plijous

The Spaamanian Plijous side will ride the home crowd one more round to advance to the semis.

13. Dance 2 Revolution vs. Turori

Often times the home field is an advantage with a curse. It seems that teams playing at home often use too much energy to early and drain their batteries. We say Turori benefits from such an effect.

14. Qazox vs. Spaamanian Plijous

While teams like us and Marceau State might be ratted by a partial home advantage, I don't think Qazox will.

Third Place. Dance 2 Revolution vs. Spaamanian Plijous

We think D2R will be out to prove that the loss to Turori was a one time thing and deny Spaamian Plijous from third place.

Finals. Qazox vs. Turori

Despite the fact that the team ought to come from the D2R half of the bracket I've just got a feeling that Qazox will come out as the Cup of Harmony champions.

Wooden Spoon. Demot vs Tocapa

Demot is just better than Tocapa. They showed that in both the Baptism of Fire and the AOCAF 16. We don't expect any change here.

Em-Nm picks:

1. Dance 2 Revolution vs Errinundera:

Expect D2R to put up a beauty of a performance to open the knockout rounds.

2. Spruitland vs Haraki

Spruitland's concentration seemed to be waining near the end of their group stage. That might cost them, but I expect them to recover and advance nonetheless.

3. Raging Penguins vs Turori

Turori ought to win here, but it will come at a cost.

4. Tynelia vs Lisburn Mateys

Tynelia is a dangerous team, they won their group and I think they'll keep it up against Lisburn Mateys.

5. System Karela vs. Elves Security Force

Elves might trouble System Karela, but here says they don't.

6. Qazox vs. The Lowland Clans

Qazox was the most impressive looking in the group stage and TLC the least. However, we don't expect that to be too relevant. Expect a tight battle with TLC coming out on top, possibly in extra time.

7. Marceau State vs. Green Wombat

Green Wombat seems more interested in antagonizing and less interested in winning. Not a good combination. Marceau State should win.

8. Az-cz vs. Spaamanian Plijous

The stats say we shouldn't win. They're higher ranked and earned more points in group play. And they're at home. But we'll have the best player on the pitch, possibly in the tournament, and Pizelkaxrovsky should be just enough to get us by Spaamanian Plijous.

9. Dance 2 Revolution vs. Spruitland

In what should be quite a tight game expect homefield to carry D2R past Spruitland.

10. Turori vs. Tynelia

Expect Turori to be still suffering from the match against Raging Penguins, leading to Tynelia taking them down.

11. System Karela vs. TLC

Expect System Karela to lock up TLC like they locked up Elves Security Force in the round before.

12. Marceau State vs. Az-cz

If the Gnomes can get past Spaamanian Plijous expect that confidence boost to push us past Marceau State as well.

13. Dance 2 Revolution vs. Tynelia

D2R is more than capable of beating Tynelia. I think they continue their run at home.

14. System Karela vs. Az-cz

No Pinko has ever seen a team like System Karela. As much as we study the tape I just don't see us knocking them off.

Third Place. Tynelia vs. Az-cz

I think that Az-cz will still be shocked from their loss to System Karela and fall to Tynelia here as well. Still a fourth place finish would be an accomplishment.

Finals. D2R vs. System Karela

As opposed to us D2R has a history to call on to figure out System Karela. That ought to be enough to lead them to the Cup of Harmony Championship, finally winning after a number of close calls.

Wooden Spoon. Demot vs Tocapa

Demot will be able to salvage some pride with a win over Tocapa here.

Elven Times
Omen?

You can let out a sigh of relief now, the team is in, even if just barely. The squad overcame the odds of playing more expiernced and talented sides with heart and teamwork. The squad will be the first to admit that they where not the best team in the group, but maybe the most unified. Everything the team did, on and off the field, showed a united and cohesive effort to build respect and friendship with themselves and their oppisition. With the fans behind them, the team rode that wave of unity and enthusiasm into the knockouts where they get to see what exactly they are made of. They have a steep challenge in their first match going against the defensive powerhouse of System Karela. However, Elune does seem to shine upon them, as their match is in the stadium that is ironically named with the same name as a member of the royal family, Artanis Raynor, cousin to Patriarch Tobias Raynor. Every game the team would have if they advanced, up to the Final, would be in the Artanis National Stadium of Spaam. While the prospects for the possible second round opponents the Marauders would face are not welcoming either, with either the great squads of the Lowlands Clans or Qazox, given the choice between the two, the team would likely choose TLC, merely on the fact that they have been underachieving for the majority of the tournament. As far as any changes to the line up goes, Florintine has decided to place Hardsworth on the bench with his injury and allow Centron to reclaim his starting spot. With that, I shall leave you with predictions and the scoring table.

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

1. Dance 2 Revolution vs Errinundera
D2R

2. Spruitland vs Haraki
Haraki

PARANOiA STADiUM

3. Raging Penguins vs Turori
Turori

4. Tynelia vs Lisburn Mateys
LM

Artanis National Stadium

5. System Karela vs. Elves Security Forces
ESF

6. Qazox vs. The Lowland Clans
TLC

East Spaam National Football Stadium

7. Marceau State vs. Green Wombat
MS

8. Az-cz vs. Spaamanian Plijous
SP

Quarters

Dance 2 Revolution V Haraki
D2R

Turori v Lisburn Mateys
Turori

Elves Security Forces v The Lowland Clans
TLC

Marceau State v Spaamanian Plijous
SP

Semis

Dance 2 Revolution v Turori
Turori

The Lowland Clans v Spaamanian Plijous
TLC

3rd Place

Dance 2 Revolution v Spaamanian Plijous
D2R

Final

Turori v The Lowland Clans
TLC

Wooden Spoon

Demot vs Tocapa
Demot


CoH Scorers
Kyla Night - 3
Zacharius - 2
Rick Cuellar - 2
Samuel Tatum - 2
Nikali Rikard - 1
Dwier Titenburg - 1
Clint Centron - 1

Article by Ron Santapa

News items from the Monkeytop Catalyst.

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NOTHING HAPPENS. GOALIE WELL

Errinundera’s unlikely goalkeeper, orangekenny, has not come down with an exotic disease. Nor has he fallen out of a tree after making love to his girlfriend. (In fact, so far as anyone can tell he’s never had a girlfriend or boyfriend or genderqueerfriend.) He has not been bitten by a poisonous animal. Or shot by a malcontent. Or crippled by a baby. Or lost at sea. Or struck by a meteorite. Or mistaken for a man-eating platypus.

We interviewed orangekenny but nothing he said made sense. We tried to interview, inplat, his coach at the lowly ranked 2nd division Jackson Crossing Football Club but she was about to start nightshift at the local asparagus cannery plant and wasn’t available. Our reporter wandered down to his home ground, South Park, but only found some 10-year-old kids playing on the adjacent skateboard ramp. They didn't know who orangekenny was.

Assistant coach of the potoroos, keok, was able to shed some light on this enigmatic character. “I can’t understand anything he says either. But he seems to listen to what we tell him and he tries very hard. Actually, we’re very pleased with how he played against Tynelia. I think he has some talent. It’s just that, coming from a football-deprived city, he’s never been coached properly.”

CUP OF HARMONY FIXTURES AND VENUES ANNOUNCED

Hosts Spaam and Dance 2 Revolution have announced the fixture and venues for the remaining rounds of the Cup of Harmony. Errinundera will play its second round match against the Dancers at their Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium. Every effort has been made to find out about the nation and the stadium. About all we’ve been able to ascertain so far is that the Dancers are sports mad and have anarchy instead of government. Anarchy is a bit like what we have here in Errinundera but with more money floating around.

POTOROOS CONTINUE ALICE IN WONDERLAND FORM

The national team wound up its group matches with a 2-2 draw against Virginia Nova at the Bemm River Recreation Reserve. The usual Bemm River tradition of tossing the goalie in the river at the conclusion of a match was omitted on this occasion. The players considered themselves lucky to have their goalie play consecutive matches and didn’t want to take the risk. What orangekenny’s opinion on the matter was, no-one could tell. He played a serviceable game but lacked the skill to save the 2 VN goals. The Ellery Camp strikers, otelopea and addicksonia, scored a goal apiece in a classy display of attacking football.

An interesting analysis can be made of the results of the group matches:
Errinundera was the fourth ranked side in its group.
It couldn’t beat the third ranked side.
It beat the second ranked side once.
It beat the top ranked side twice.

When this was pointed out to assistant coach, keok, she laughed. “It’s a strange world. Don’t you just love it? The better the opposition, the better we play. Isn’t that a good thing? This side has some spunk.”

CELEBRATIONS STILL IN SWING ON THE RIDGE

Festivities are still proceeding all along the Monkeytop Ridge three days after the monkeys won an historic first premier league championship. A very hoarse coach of Monkeytop United, osquip, looked in bad shape. “I haven’t slept with so many people since I was 16,” he told our reporter. “Taking on this job has finally paid off. I have so many people to thank I don’t know where to start.”

We asked if the win was tarnished by 3rd placed side McKillops Bridge being forced to forfeit 17 matches. “That could be argued,” says osquip. “They were only 6 points behind us in the end. It is likely they could have garnered 7 more points if they played those 17 games. But, we played them once and beat them. And remember also they had twice the rest between games as the other teams. This greatly assisted them to overcome injury and fatigue. Anyway the record books are now on our side.”

“Hello everyone and welcome to Tynelian Soccer Weekly where today in yet another shocking turnaround Tynelia went from fighting for its life to being the group winner after defeating Geisenfried 2-0. Coupled with Errinundera’s 2-2 draw with their apparent arch nemesis Virginia Nova, Tynelia takes the group by a single point and moves on to the round of sixteen. I’m Mike McPhee along with Dana Lee and I guess we can breath a sigh of relief on this escape.”

“Yes Mike it would have been very disappointing for the veterans if they had failed to even get out of the group stage and finish with a two match losing streak to end their international careers. Ironically it was the youngsters who came through this time. Greg Samson scored his first ever CoH goal to start the scoring in minute 34 and Alan MacDougal added the insurance in the second half at the 79th minute of play effectively sealing the deal. Equally impressive in this run was a strong +7 goal differential, third best among the CoH squads.”

“Yes the team has done well in that. After group play Tynelia finds itself allowing the second fewest goals with 4 behind only Raging Penguins who along with Errinundera have to be considered one of the surprises of the final sixteen with the most points of any qualifiers and tied for best goal differential. Even better news for the team is that Errinundera is not in their quarter of the draw.”

“Yes Mike, the draw was rather interesting as arguably the top two teams Spruitland and Dance2Revolution find themselves in the same quarter of the bracket which means if Tynelia can get that far one of the two major threats in the entire CoH will already be eliminated. Also our bane in this CoH Errinundera finds themselves up against D2R right off the bat. This is similar to Tynelia’s only other showing in the round of 16 where we had the misfortune to draw a hosting Spaam squad in the first round.”

“Well before we get into our look at the sixteen finalists let’s get a quick word with a much happier Coach Billington. Welcome back coach and congratulations.”

<Billington appears on split screen>

“Thanks Mike, the team really pulled it together out there today and won one for the old timers. The defense has been very good when not playing Errinundera who I hope we won’t see again here. Hopefully we can do some damage these next few matches. ”

“Yes Coach, the seeding seems to have done a few favours for th team as Tynelia finds itself the only top seed in its quarter of the bracket while the other half has three of them.”

“Yes and no Mike, I mean the best team here so far has been Raging Penguins who are only the 5th highest seed off the thirty two that started here. And not to mention what Errinundera did to us twice. So I don’t think the seeding is as big a factor here as it looks on paper. Of course I’m glad to be the highest seed of our quarter but that doesn’t guarantee anything.”

“So Coach how do you feel about your next opponent Lisburn Mateys?”

“Well their road was similar to ours in a way Dana, they had to beat the highest seed left in their group on the final day to get to this point and they did end up with one fewer loss than we did. Hopefully we can catch them coming off the high of knocking off the 30th ranked team in the world and take advantage early. Their defense is a bit shaky so hopefully we can get some pressure right off the bat and get out to an early lead and trust our defense to hold off their counterattack. It should be a good matchup.”

“Ok Coach, that’s all the time we have. Good luck in the knockout stages.”

“Thanks Mike.”

<Billington vanishes from the screen>

“OK Dana, there you go Coach Billington thinks it will be a close one. But more surprising to me was the fact that the Spaamian gamblers have Tynelia as the third favorite behind the Spruitland/D2R duo to come away with the win. However most of them seem to think we’ll end up third. Still it’s nice to see some support for the team as the majority of the international press has us getting knocked out right off the bat to Lisburn Mateys. For some reason Tynelia gets little international respect still despite strong showings in both WC30 and here. Any comments on the Spaamian projections?”

“Well the first thing that stands out is that relatively low ranked Az-cz is a string fourth choice here despite being the third to last ranked team of the sixteen. Elves Security Forces are also getting strong consideration as well while the top team of the group the Raging Penguins are listed near the bottom. However Az-Cz has really lucked ou in the draw with no team in the top fifty in their quarter so that part of the draw should be considered pretty wide open. The Elves have a tougher road but benefit in that Qazox or The Lowland Clans will be knocked out by the time the final eight is reached. System karela seems to be melting down with all their offense here so that could very well throw off their game with the equally ranked Elves.”

“So who do you like as a dark horse Dana? I’m sure most will see the winner of a potential D2R/Spruitland match as the team to take the whole thing.”

“Well that may be true but they do have a much tougher road than the other half of the draw. The Spaamian half has 5 teams ranked in the top 50 while the D2R half has only two, and they face each other in the first round so clearly any surprise team will come from that half. I actually like Qazox believe it or not. TLC has not played well lately and Qazox had the second most points in the group stages. I think the Oxen actually have a good chance to get to the championship match.”

“Well OK Dana, that does seem to make sense as that part of the draw doesn’t have the clear powers that our half does. I actually like the gnomes myself even if they’re the last seed of their quarter. But Ok Dana, time to go out on a limb and pick’em all in this first round of the CoH knockout stages.”

“OK Mike, I’ll do this by stadium.

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1. Dance 2 Revolution ranked 30th vs Errinundera ranked 108th
Errinudera has to be a bit upset that their strong run earned them a match with the co-hosts and second highest seed of the group. On the other hand Errinundera has shown they play better against the higher seeds than the lower ones and enjoy putting up points against the best defenses as they face the number three defense of group play. However I think the experience of D2R will win out unless they overlook Errinundera and look ahead to the Spruitland/Haraki winner. D2R wins 3-1

2. Spruitland ranked 23rd vs Haraki ranked 36th
This one is a bit of a sleeper match I think. Despite being listed as a 45-1 shot by the Spaamian gamblers people may forget that Haraki is the fourth highest ranked team in the entire CoH and probably not how Spruitland would have preferred to start the knockout stages. Haraki did struggle through the group stages escaping with a 3-2 win over Sativaville when any other result would have kept them out. I think Spruitland may be taking this one a bit lightly because of that so I’ll go with the big upset here and say Haraki pulls it out in penalty kicks.

PARANOiA STADiUM

3. Raging Penguins ranked 61st vs Turori ranked 47th
This one is yet another interesting matchup. The higher seed in this case comes into this match having barely more than half the points that the lower seed had. The Penguins as I said are the big surprise here so far and I think their strong play especially on defense will keep their run alive. So I’m taking the Penguins 2-0

4. Tynelia ranked 43rd vs Lisburn Mateys ranked 55th
Tynelia’s best chance to advance in CoH play comes against an offensive minded Lisburn Mateys club which tied for the third most goals of group play. However their defense is second worst of any team in the round of sixteen while Tynelia’s is second best. This should be the difference as Tynelia has shown enough offense to get by so far so I’ll take Tynelia 2-1


Artanis National Stadium

5. System Karela ranked 73rd vs. Elves Security Force ranked 74th
This one is an odd match as defensive minded System Karela averaged nearly two goals a match through group play while the elves were more balanced but needed a draw in the Dorian and Sonya vs. Magnus Valerius match to hang on to the final spot in the only group where neither of the top two seeds advanced. I think this will mean the Elves will feel thay have nothing to lose and go all out against a System Karela squad trying to figure out where all these goals kept coming from. Elves through penalty kicks

6. Qazox ranked 49th vs. The Lowland Clans ranked 44th
The hard luck match of this half since both teams have legitimate chances of making the finals only to face each other in the first round. The Oxen have been playing very well so far in the CoH while TLC is the only team of the sixteen to have a negative goal differential. Oxen win 3-2

East Spaam National Football Stadium

7. Marceau State ranked 63rd vs. Green Wombat ranked 64th
Another of the many matches where teams ranked within a couple of spots of each other meet up. Obviously anything can happen with two teams so evenly matched. Marceau States fared a bit better in qualifying with a slightly better goal differential than the Green Wombat’s second worst of the sixteen. This one should go the distance and then some but I take Marceau States 2-1 AET

8. Az-cz ranked 71st vs. Spaamanian Plijous ranked 52nd
Finally the lowest ranked group winner Az-cz goes up against the highest ranked team in this quarter of the draw. The gnomes boast a stronger attack but weaker defense than the Spaamanians though it was the second place Spaamanians who actually had more points in group play. I think this will be a relatively low scoring affair with Az-cz winning 1-0


“Wow there’s a few brave picks there, you really think Haraki can knock off Spruitland?”
“Yes I do, Haraki is still a strong team and with everyone talking about the D2R/Spruitland matchup in the elite eight, that’s just the thing to fire Haraki up as no one gives them much of a chance as evidence by their current odds.”

“OK then Dana, that’s all the time we have. TSW will be covering the Tynelia-Lisburn Mateys match in its entirety as Tynelia hopes to advance further than they ever have in this tournament with a win here. Of course the Mateys have the same idea so see who goes home disappointed. Dana and I will be here for the postgame show so until then this is Mike McPhee for Dana Lee and Tynelian Soccer Weekly. Have a good night everyone.”

Newspapers Stolen : Foul Play Suspected

It was a bright and sunny day in Cednia. Unfali Ibamoa had stayed up late watching the Vilita & Turori Eel cat things triumph over rivals Bettia to advance to the Semi-Finals in the Atlantian Oceania Cup of Assocation Football. Despite being a joint effort with Vilita, it's the first time that the nation of Turori has found themselves in the final of the AOCAF tournament. Naturally, Unfali, like many Turorians, was excited for the day ahead. And like every other day, Unfali put on a pot of coffee and then strolled outside to get the paper.

Blurry eyed, Unfali looked around but couldn't seem to pinpoint the location of the paper. 'Darn kids' he thought, as he looked to see if the paper had been tossed into a bush. But it was not there either.

Now seeing a bit more clearly, he began to notice that papers were not out anywhere on his block. Despite being scantily clad, Unfali was now concerned and walked next door to the Duramaoia residence, and inquired as to whether they had gotten their paper. They had not.

Where had all the newspapers gone? Unfali was concerned, and without skipping a beat, acquired transportation directly to the Turori National printing headquarters. But as he approached, the lights and sirens surrounding the complex became apparent. Something had happened at the Turori National. Something had happened that prevented the Newspapers from arriving at his door.

Unfali approached an officer and inquired as to the situation. The officer informed that everything had gone as planned as far as printing the papers, however somewhere between printing and delivery they had all dissapeared. The officer then handed Unfali a copy of the paper saying 'We found a couple inside - the early prints - before the AOCAF semi-final was over.

Silly Little Rabbits! the headline said. Boy, it had been so long since that match had ended, Unfali had almost forgot about all the excitement! What a match it was, as Unfali recalled as he began reading the article. Thrilling end to end action! Sure, Turori has had more impressive wins in the past, over stronger opposition in more important events. But still, The Eels had their asses to the wall, and they came out on top. Theres nothing those pesky Vilitans could do to stop them, even if they had won the battle *Unfali began mumbling under his breath despite the fact that he was not speaking out loud* The eels had won the war, and advanced to the next round while the Jungle Cats were going home.

Unfali finished perusing the article and was about to thank the officer and retun the paper, when he noticed a little box in the corner. It was odds and predictions for the Cup of Harmony. It soon became clear to Unfali that his native Turori had gotten fairly shafted in the setup of this tournament. 5th best odds to advance in the entire tournament out of 16 teams, as he continued to read, yet just 4th best odds in their own half of the bracket. This fact confused Unfali even more when he turned the page and saw predictions from other media outlets. If our half of the bracket is so much better than the other one, he thought, why are so many experts predicting us to win the region but lose the final!

Confused, and just now realizing he was standing in plain sight of three or four internationstatal news cameras in barely more than he was born wearing. Perhaps it was time to return home.

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How close is too close???

Mateys went into their last game of the qualifying rounds needing a win against second favourites Dance 2 Reveloution, to be assured qualification anything else would have needed Demot to help us out. Luckily though that wasnt the case but the Mateys are counting themselves lucky.

The match was very tense, with Dance 2 Reveloution scoring first and then the Mateys equalising twice and just 5 minutes left plus stopage time the Mateys where going out as the Mice of Miceland where 3-0 up and cruising. The news filter through to the MAteys players and they surged forward with everything they had Chuck Gonzalo starting the move with some nice patient passing into Andrews and up to Kingsberry, Gonzalo had the over a lapped and charged down the flank, stretching he tried to fire in a cross which hit Yylix Forescos to go out for a throw.

The Mateys crowd who where in that corner urged their team on as did Kirk screaming on the sidelines aseveryone pushed up into the box except from Gonzalo who hovered on the half way line. Livingston fired the ball in aiming for the big men of Andrews and goal keeper Kirk.
Andrews got the header off but it went sailing over, however before he touched the ground Xinza Uto slide in on him, wiping him out, PENALTY!!. Andrews didnt get up and had to be stretcherd off, which looked like a broken ankle.

The main man Amusi Akobyi stood up and took the penalty as the goal keepers dancing antics tried to put him off, they didnt and the ball thundered in, they had done it!!!.

Manager kirk in a breathless statment puffed out ,"the lads fully deserve the credit they get, they where simply outstanding, it is unfortunate about Andrews and it looks like he will be out for a few months, i have no doubt ther lads will go visit him in hospital ASAP".

The Mateys have drawn Tynelia in the next round which will be another difficult game and the defence still needs to tighten up.

Attention Attention!

The Dance2Spaam organisers would like to announce the RP Cup, named after former sports reporter Rudolph Periwinkle. This match will be played before the 3rd place match at Artanis National Stadium, between the two nations that have provided the international community with the highest quality sports commentating, that did not make it past the group stage. Therefore, we are pleased to announce, that the first RP Cup will be between...

The Mice of Miceland vs Dorian and Sonya

(OOC: These two teams were unlucky not to make it past the group stage, as they were two of four teams to have a perfect RP record. We hope that this will be a great match between these two exemplary teams.)

OOC: PARENTAL ADVISORY
GODMODDED CONTENT!

IC:
"I know that you will not accept what I say, but the pendulums have indicated a danger for the match! We can not make the match happen in this stadium." The high-priest spoke into the telephone to the tocapan officials. "No, I am not kidding you!" ... "Yes, I understand that it should be a home game for you, let me demonstrate my idea..." The High-priest went into the inner region of the temple, took an exit which seconds before didn't exist and then stepped into the bureau of the tocapan official. The official nearly fainted when he saw the personification of Karela come through a door, which seconds ago did not exist. The High-priest explained how the 'second layer' could be blended into reality. This way, the match could take place in the 'second layer' but appear as normal home-game to the tocapan crowd. Only after assuring that the System Karelan Defenders have not played in the Second Layer before.

At the same time, mysterious objects approached NSEarth. Those, who watch Star Trek would have compared them with borg-ships, only dark as space. The ships were from a civilization so advanced, that what they consider seriously old-fashioned and medieval, every civilization on NSearth would consider highly advanced magic (with the possible exception of magic-based civilizations). When 87 minutes were played in another layer (and the scorewas still 0:0), they technomagically removed NSearth from its orbit and accelerated it into the direction of their basis. This happened without the population of NSearth realizing it. The only ones, who realized it were in another layer and the only reason they realized it, was that starblaydian referee Juan Borsodi's stopwatch didn't exactly like being first accidentally dropped on the ground (when Borsodi was distracted by a weird noise) and then being stepped on by a tocapan player. When NSearth was accelerated, and sent for a loop to a starbase and back with nearly c (we can only speculate on the reason for it - it might have been a lost bet), time on NSearth compared to those on a different layer slowed and so, when Borsodi looked at the stadium clock, the 87th minute and the following ones appeared to last forever. Even the fittest players had serious stamina problems, but Borsodi insisted that the match needs to last 90 minutes. Andreas Pfeffer had 3 takilan outbursts, which in subjective time were hours apart and Trolo Culur once managed to get through the karelan defense, which was standing k.o. The world outside of the area of the pitch seemed to speed up again as the alien pranksters returned it into the former orbit at former speed. When the 90 minutes were over, the times were equally fast as well. The match ended with an 1:3 win for System Karela and surely had the highest tempo recently seen in a soccer match.

Word had filtered through to Stuart, who somehow the Miceland External Security Force thought as him as the de-facto leader and therefore told him everything. The RP, or Rudolph Periwinkle, Cup between them and the Team from Dorian & Sonya whom they've never played before. But as it stands currently there are many teams that they haven't faced. Usually this decision would have been made by the Entertainment and Gaming Office, the government when it was alive but now that the government had collapsed on it self there is really only one way to do this. Get the team together and decided.

"Hey guys thanks for coming" said stuart to the team in what would be the changing rooms, if the mice changed before matches of the Miceland National Stadium. "We've been asked back by CoH organisers to compete in a special cup. Between us and the..." he looked down at a piece of paper he had been given from the ESF. "The Mystical Unicorns fof Dorian & Sonya, don't worry, It's not like us, the Dorian and Sonyan team are not Unicorns, that's just the name that their team takes as a sort of colloquial reference, or nickname. So the question is should we go?"

"When is it?" pondered Computer InputMouse

"It's just before the Cup of Harmony's Third Place Play Off." replied Stuart.

"Wait isn't that..." started Fievel ChurchMouse before Stuart interrupted him

"Yes, it is and I want to go. I've organised the election but now all I want to do is to play football. I don't care that the match is just days before the election cutting into 'valuable' campaigning time. Which btw, I don't want to do anyway."

"It would be dis-honourable to not accept such an invitation. The co-ordinators of this match have gone to a lot of work and it would be a tremendous insult not to attend. We must attend there is no other honourable option." as Reepicheap added in his comment

"But what about the elections?" asked Sickly

"They can handle themselves, I've got some of the disalluded lower level bearacrats to do it. They are thoughough and while can't actually really thinki for themselves they do a good job at what they do. Yep, thank you Reepicheap. Anyone else wants to go, or not go?"

Most of the players where unconfortable at the thought of being in a leaderless Miceland, even though the elections where not far away. And the Rupert Periwinkle Cup was a great chance for them to get away and a good excuse for other mice to do it as well. So in the end it was decided eveon though a few of the mice protested because it would take Stuart away from Miceland at a critical time, but in the end they came over and the whole team was going to go to the Artanis National Stadium to compete one more time.

A brief letter was sent to te organisers on behalf of the team saying they will be there.

The Bloco'yce Courier



The Team Qualifies for Cup of Harmony: Harsh Retaliation Expected


After The Team managed to defeat all their opponants, except the teams which they drew against, to the horror, surprise and absolute outrage of everybody back here in Raging Penguins. Then they defeated the RagePeng Military Strike Force deployed in an undisclosed country to neutralize The Team.
However, since we here at the Courier are not known for our reporting skills, we have taken the opinions of other papers, and are guessing that Turori will whip The Team soundly, and send them to a location where they can be quietly arrested, lined up against a wall, and shot. Except for DMYS, who will have to be dehydrated, and The Extremely Dangerous Hair, which will be studied extensively until scientists discover the secret to destroying it.

We base these predictions on the testimonials of several papers which have predicted bad things for The Team. All the papers have predicted bad things for The Team, except one paper from "Tynellia", which is probably some horribly Foreign little muddy country, and we've decided to view this paper as highly unreliable. It probably was printed using child labor, and the blood of the innocent - assuming that the printers imported some innocents into their country, seeing as no country which might proclaim The Team as the possible winners of any event could produce any citizen(or komrade) of any degree of innocence. Filthy, uncivilized bastards.

Placed in the group which is either reffered to as, or will be playing in, the PARANOIA STADIUM, The Team will be watching its backs, for sure. Devious Penguin will probably construct a last minute robot brigade to watch his back for him, and then create a set of eyes for the back of his head, just in case those robots find a loophole in his meticulous programming.

Even if The Team does win - which it won't, because we've recieved word that the government has bribed match officials into secretly dropping seven footballs into The Team's goal when they're not looking - an association of Professianals has gathered and pronounced that, should The Team arrive upon Raging Penguin's soil once again, they'll be lynched, hanged, quartered, drawn, pressed, stoned, shot, beaten, stabbed, disemboweled, burned, bombed, exploded, imploded, and vaporized to death. In exactly that order. And if the vaporizing doesn't kill them, they'll be shipped off to for'n parts and told not to return.

Also, the next Lancre Cup is arriving, and if there's a group of people who know how to destroy The Team better than anybody else, it's the other teams from Lancre. Lancrastians always come prepared to fight a Football game. We're hoping to get Dregruk as a first match.

[OOC - apologies again to the hosts for the uncharacteristic lack of AIF RPs; I simply didn't have time for NS at my conference this weekend.]

HOLY EMPIRE HERALD

IMPERIAL CAMPAIGN NOT QUITE AS FUTILE AS THOUGHT
Coach Wins Bet

By Constantine Ducaso
Archregimancy Correspondent

The first even vaguely competent Imperial football team to enter a WCC-sanctioned event since World Cup 7 surprised themselves by actually failing to disgrace the nation and by occasionally proving to be competitive.

"Why, they actually won a match!" exclaimed team coach Juan Tzimisces "and only had a minus three goal difference! This in arguably the toughest group of the tournament!"

Indeed, but for the combination of a last gasp penalty conceded against Vilita by the coach's son Juan Tzimisces Jr. and a surprise Turori win over runaway group leaders Spruitland, the Imperials might well have been celebrating a shock second round qualification in their return to serious professional football.

"Errinundera could do it, so why couldn't we?" noted left winger Gregoire Babouciso. "They're not even as old as we are as a nation. But sometimes them's the breaks."

Controversy nonetheless threatened to overshadow the squad's admittedly modest achievement as sources close to the Holy Empire Football Association were said to have noticed that Tzimisces Jr's concession of an injury time penalty guaranteed that the Imperial squad would finish bottom of the group, thereby also guaranteeing that Tzimisces Sr. would win his ten thousand nomismata bet on the squad finishing dead last in the group stages.

Tzimisces senior was refusing to comment last night, but construction workers are said to have begun construction work on a new sauna complex next to his Alasdairopolis mansion this week.

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Unicorns Recieve Media Based Invite to Play In RP Cup
Too bad the media didnt make a difference

Queen Sonya read the Invitation and frowned. It was great to be recognized for outstanding media coverage as the Sylvanaes Kingdom just had for the second Cup of Harmony in a row. It was a wonderful thing that outside sources were taking note of the hard work put in by the reporters and crews to bring football news to the Sylvanaes people. But it was a rather large bite in the ass to receive this recognition after the Mystical Unicorns failed to move on to the second round in each of those Cups. Especially when the Unicorns had been expected to make it both times. A really big bite.


But the Queen was pleased that the Unicorns would have another chance to prove themselves on the international stage. She would accept the invitation for the Sylvanaes Kingdom to face The Mice of Miceland in the Rudolph Periwinkle Cup. In some ways it was more prestigious to have this invite than to have moved on - This invite required actual effort to receive.

The Mystical Unicorns vs. The Mice of Miceland. This would be an interesting match indeed. Their media was top-notch and the chance to play against “Bigulated” mice was a new experience for the Unicorns. One would have to assume that the Unicorns are the favorite for the match, but the Queen could only sneer at the thought. Hopefully the Unicorns would show some great form in this one - that or they would lose to another squad from the recent BoF. That would be almost too much to bear.

Nothing against the Mice. They were a friendly lot from what the Queen could tell. It just gets old when you constantly lose to squads you should be winning against. The RP Cup would tell the tale.

"Errinundera could do it, so why couldn't we?" noted left winger Gregoire Babouciso. "They're not even as old as we are as a nation. But sometimes them's the breaks."

Telegram to Alisdair I Frosticus.
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Dear Mr Frosticus

Alasdair I Frosticus population: 3.405 billion
Errinundera population: 3.725 billion

I think that means we are older. But what are you measuring?

Yours sincerely.

willd
Protector of various things but I'm having trouble remembering them
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Dance 2 Revolution play Errinundera

D2R out to avoid upset in Round of 16

Dance 2 Revolution have drawn Errinundera in the Cup of Harmony Round of 16. With over 70 ranks seperating the teams, on paper Dance 2 Revolution look to be on a walk-over path against one of the lowest ranked teams in the cup. But that is on paper. Dance 2 Revolution know all about upsets. They have delivered them, and been on the recieving end of some historic upsets. On the upside, giving many upsets in the early Revolutionary years, including basically the entire of World Cup 17.

However, on the flipside, Dance 2 Revolution have been upset on greater proportions than the one available to Errinundera. During World Cup 15, a quickly rising and highly ranked Dance 2 Revolution travelled to barely ranked Starblaydia. The events of what happened that day were simply horrific. Starblaydia ran out winners as Dance 2 Revolution slumped to one of their heaviest defeats in their entire history, a result which would eventually lead to Dance 2 Revolution's withdrawal from World Cup 16's qualifying.

Dance 2 Revolution will have to do without Xinza Uto, who has been internally suspended after the final minute tackle which may have taken Andrews out for a long time. Currently Andrews is having scans on a suspected broken ankle.

Dance 2 Revolution will open the tournament with the first game in the newly expanded Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium. Errinundera will be making history to be in the first match in a WC-sanctioned competition hosted in Dance 2 Revolution. D2R will be hoping that, for Errunundera, it is the only thing they can claim from their clash with the hosts.

Many are claiming that the Quarter Finals will be the ultimate test of the cup for Dance 2 Revolution, where, provided they beat Errinundera, they will play against either Spruitland or Haraki, who are both around the Revolutionaries rank. D2R will be using the home advantage to its upmost to attempt to battle through the harder of the rounds.

Round of 16

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

1. Dance 2 Revolution 1:1 AET (1:1) 3:2 PSO Errinundera
2. Spruitland 1:2 Haraki

PARANOiA STADiUM

3. Raging Penguins 3:1 AET (1:1) Turori
4. Tynelia 2:0 Lisburn Mateys

Quarterfinals

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

9. Dance 2 Revolution vs Haraki

PARANOiA STADiUM

10. Raging Penguins vs Tynelia

Semifinals

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

13. Winner 9 vs Winner 10

Wooden Spoon Match

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Demot vs Tocapa

Final

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Winner 13 vs Winner 14

Spaamanian Section Schedule:

Round of 16

Artanis National Stadium

5. System Karela 0 - 2 Elves Security Force
6. Qazox 0 - 2 The Lowland Clans

East Spaam National Football Stadium

7. Marceau State 2 - 3 Green Wombat
8. Az-cz 2 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Quarterfinals

Artanis National Stadium

11. Elves Security Force - The Lowland Clans

East Spaam National Football Stadium

12. Green Wombat vs. Spaamanian Plijous

Semifinals

Artanis National Stadium

14. Winner 11 vs. Winner 12

3rd Placed Play-Off

Artanis National Stadium

Loser 13 vs. Loser 14

RP Cup

Artanis National Stadium

The Mice of Miceland vs. Dorian and Sonya

Telegram to Alisdair I Frosticus.
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Dear Mr Frosticus

Alasdair I Frosticus population: 3.405 billion
Errinundera population: 3.725 billion

I think that means we are older. But what are you measuring?

Yours sincerely.

willd
Protector of various things but I'm having trouble remembering them
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Somewhere deep in the Imperial Palace....

"'Mr. Frosticus'? 'Mr. Frosticus'? This Errinunderan dares to refer to His Imperial Majesty the Basileus as a mere 'Mr.'?"

"Never mind that 'Frosticus' is an honorific, a reflection of His Majesty's inherent oneness with the precepts of Frostiness."

"Never mind that - are we actually going to show this letter to the Basileus?"

"I think not - no particular need.... I'll draft a reply...."

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Dear Whatsisface from Errinundera,

It is a matter of record that all growth in the population of the Holy Empire was temporarily suspended between the dates of what some obscure, arcane and possibly unreliable calenders refer to as 'mid 2003 to August 2005'.

As a result, the current population of the Holy Empire does not reflect the age of the nation.

I realise that this is partially the case with your own unfortunate nation, so I will also note that despite Errinundera's famed accomplishments in the early history of football, the Holy Empire is one of only three still-active (however intermittently) nations to have participated in the very first World Cup, and in fact hosted World Cup 2.

All Hail the Basileus!

John Lascaro
4th Junior Under Secretary to the Holder of the Non-Purple Inkwell
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Devious Penguin folded up the last portion of the Armored-Division Inna MatchBox™, which The Team had decided to use this game, instead of the penguins new Doomification Machine. He was still angry about Wild Penguin's objection to causing irreversible doom upon the entire country, and he was plotting on using Wild as feul for his All-Devouring Mutant Tank Of Evil which he was still in the process of developing. Soon, he thought, Soon he'd be rid of that gyrating idiot of a test-tube sibling, and would be able to proceed with his Door-To-Door Salesmen Drones. They would be grand.

The rest of The Team was not putting away their weapons. Striding across the stadium was a small, stout, balding policeman. He had no backup, and no pistol. His standard issue baton was swinging from his belt, and he had no weapon in his hands. He did, however, have quite a few handcuffs, as well as a dog muzzle and a large bucket with him. The Team nervously waited for him to come into proper range. A lone policeman was not to be trifled with. He'd probably be dodging bullets and ignoring Mrs. Tweezly if anybody attempted to attack. The last time they'd had an experience like this was after a policeman had approached their secret headquarters and neutralized Darling Sweetie with a dog treat and a tummy rub.
[i]That had been a touch and go situation with a potentially postal post-man.
This was worse, with a policeman who might be highly heroic.

The policeman strode across the torn up pitch, bot breaking stride as he manuevered the craters, tread-tracks, and unexploded shells which littered the field of play. He was bad news, alright.

DMYS, appearing to sense the arrival of the large Bucket, was the first to make a break for it. He began to desparately ooze towards the stands, hoping to find a hostage - preferably a kitten or a newborn baby - to use as a stalling device. After growling ineffectually, Darling Sweetie followed suite, although the kitten and the baby were on her menu list.

Wild Penguin, gyrating dangerously with steel fin-tips and a beak-laser, began to spin in wide circles, which grew wider and wider in his attempt to escape arrest. Eventually, only Lawrence Snabs stood his ground, after even the nigh-invinceable Tweezly had hurried away from the fearless man in uniform. Brandishing his bible before him, he declared that arrest went against his religion, and that any man who layed hands upon him would verily be smote by the Almighty.

The policeman was unfazed. He put a steady hand on the religious zealot, and said, "Lawerence Snabs, you havetherighttoremainsilent,anythingyousaycanandwillbeusedagainstyouinacourtofwossname, you're booked, chum."

He remained unfazed even after the Almighty, making a rare appearance, descended from the heavens and smote him mightily. He then booked the Almighty on charges of Assaulting a policeman, Aiding and Abbeting a known criminal, and Obstructing the Due Process of Justice. The Almighty then hired the most successful, arrogant, and expensive lawyer He knew of(and He knows them all), and began building his case of Excecution of Divine Duties, and Exemption from Punishment due to Divine Right. This, of course, has caused outrage from Atheistic communities, as well as from legal gurus, who insist that Divine Right and Divine Duties are listed nowhere in any legal text, save that of the ancient SueManyians, who wrote in chicken-sctratch on clay tablets, and who died out after the Right to Life was shot down in a highly publicized lawsuit(Quk the Barber vs. Temple of Ukuruttak). In response to this, he's rumoured to be considering a Plea of Temporary Insanity due to the planet having been removed from orbit for a moment, confusing him enough to cause him to believe that the world was just a few millenia old. This of course, is nonsense. We would have noticed if the world had been removed from orbit.

The rest of The Team was pursued with extreme prejeduce, and cuffed, muzzled, and bucketed. They are expected to appear in courts, after their match with Tynellia(which they'd have lost anyway) is due to occur.

Az-cz Scroll
Il-Lur

Gnomes fall short against Spaamian Plijous

All a number of people had predicted good things of Az-cz in reality they couldn't get past the first knockout stage. They almost found their way past the semi-hosts, but in the end their lack of defense did them in.
Az-cz opened the scoring in the first half with Kn-Dg connecting with Nerazzuri on a corner in the 29th minute. And that was all the offense for the first half.
While the first half was fairly quiet the second half was an adventure. Spaamian Plijous equaled the score in the 53rd minute. Then Pizelkaxrovsky set up Kn-Dg for a goal in the 69th minute. However the semi-hosts quickly answered to pull the game to 2-2 with just 15 minutes remaining.
Az-cz had some shots, but couldn't quite find the goal before the hand of Spaam came into take the game from the Gnomes. In the 92nd minute a cross looked to be flying past the box but a Spaamian striker stuck his hand out and punched the ball into the net. Althought it was a clear hand ball the refs missed it and Spaamian Plijous won.
Thus ends the Gnomes run in the cup of harmony. It was a good run but ended earlier than they would've liked.

Stats

Az-cz scorers 29 Nerazzuri 69 Kn-Dg
Possession Az-cz 55% Spaamian Plijous 45%
Shots Az-cz 14 Spaamian Plijous 10
Corners Az-cz 1 Spaamian Plijous 1

MC: Joining us today after a disappointing loss our coach Levesque and captain Nerazzuri.

Levesque: Well it's a tough way to go out. But we didn't put them away and have only ourselves to blame for that. There's certainly no guarantee that wed've won in extra time so we just tip our caps to Spaamian Plijous.

Az-cz reporter 1: Sum up the whole cup of harmony experience.

Levesque: From my perspective it was good. We let it be known that we could beat strong teams such as Magnus Valerius and Dorian & Sonya. The end was disappointing, but it was a nice way to build on the Baptism of Fire championship.

Nerazzuri: It gives us a lot of confidence. We threw a very young team out there, and we played well regardless. When we get our full team together for next world cup, we will be very dangerous.

Az-cz reporter 2: Coach Levesque, what are your plans going forward?

Levesque: Well as I announced before I'm stepping down. I'm still going to be involved with Az-czid football, but now as an executive only. It was an honor coming back to coach, but I'm more comfortable upstairs.

Az-cz reporter 3: Any idea on the next coach?

Levesque: We've been in discussion with some candidates. We've got some pretty high profile possible coaches we're looking at, both domestic and abroad.

Az-cz reporter 4: How many playes on this team will be around for next World Cup qualifying?

Levesque: A lot to be sure, but it's not my place to say. I'll be involved in helping whoever ends up being coach choose the squad, but it will be the managers final say.

Az-cz reporter 5: Now that you have been eliminated, will you be watching the Cup of Harmony?

Levesque: Yes but much more passively. Now I can watch as a fan rather than someone affected by it. But I also want to check out the Kleptochase tour. I hear the Bazalonians are looking pretty strong.

Az-cz reporter 6: Do you have any preferences for who you want to see win?

Levesque: Hopefully an Atlantian Oceania country, which I guess means The Lowland clans. As a region we didn't do as well as one would've hoped.

MC: Last question.

Az-cz reporter 7: How soon do you expect to have a manager named?

Levesque: Pretty soon. We've just got to hammer it out.

QSPN FOOTBALL TONIGHT

Tim Brady: And so it ends as TLC avenges their Quarterfinal loss to Qazox in the Women's World Cup, and the careers of 9 of the best players Qazox has ever had. TLC came out strong early and showed no signs of their group stage struggles as they had a 2-0 lead before 15 minutes had gone by. The Black Oxen strruggles through out the match to even get a shot on net, but for the 1st time in team history, Qazox didn't manage a shot on goal. All due credit to the TLC defense as they stepped up their game a notch and they are the ones advancing to the Quarterfianls, while the Black Oxen prepare to rebuild over the next couple of years and try to qualify for World Cup 31.

(ooc: dang...couldn't finish my story again..guess I'll finish it during WC31 Qualifiers.)

GRAHAM CITY SUN - Sports Section: Cup of Harmony Coverage

Stars Run Circles Around Qazox, Face Elves Next

SPAAM - The Stars looked on fire once again today as they ran circles around a lethargic Qazox team, who couldn't take their form into the knock-out rounds. The Stars opened the play with domination, taking almost sixty percent of the first twenty minutes of ball possession, and taking four quality chances and seven shots-towards-goal. Forwards Kavanagh and Bloudin pounded the goal with their tough shots, forcing Reggie Hassock to make several brilliant saves. The goals came wuick and fast, and of those four quality chances, the Stars put two in the bank, both coming from Bloudin. The first goal, came off a fierce curling shot at the top of the box. Bloudin took a pass from Daganopolis, turned, faked a shot that got Jarod Miega to jump, dribbled on step, and then unleashed a curling shot that sailed past Hassock and into the net. The next goal came off of a set piece, with Bloudin clearing Miega again, and redirecting the ball towards the opposite corner. The defence also played an amazing role, prevent the Oxen strikers from even getting close, and they failed to even take a shot-towards-net. The midfield was able to control the ball very well, but the Oxen counter-attacks were essentially shut down by the powerful defending of Kellen Markoff, who has announced his intention to retire after the Cup of Harmony.

Elven Times
Do you Believe?

In a minor upset, the Marauders have bounced System Karela convincingly to move onto the quarters, where they will face The Lowland Clans. TLC advanced by disposing of the Qazox squad two to nil. The Marauders used a systematic attack to penetrate the Karelan formation and produce quality scoring oppurtunites, which they were able to finish effitively. With several signs that Elune has blessed this team, one has to wonder exactly how far the squad might manage to go, for with a win in their next match, they would be assured no worse than a fourth place finish. That result would be quite an achievement considering the awful start the squad had in the beggining of its WC qualification run.

With the odd formation that the Karelans operate, the team had little to do but attack, attack, attack, with even Kries and Walker coming off their line to add pressure to the oppisition. The Karelans however proved why they feared as such a defensive squad, stopping attack after attack with little effort. However, towards the end of the half, Centron joined up in the attack, leaving only Titenburg as the lone defender in front of St. Louis. This added option began to force the Karelans to move around alot, trying to intercept the pass, as the Marauders seemed to play keep away while looking for that pass to break it through. It would not come in the first half as the ref called the half, and the teams jogged into their dressing rooms the same way they started the game, nil all.

The second half started and it was more of the same, an all out attack by the Marauders, while the Karelans intercepted passes and cleared. However, the Karelans began to wear down, chasing loose ball after loose ball, pass after pass. It would seem that the conditioning of the Marauders would be the upperhand as the team took advantage of the slowing defenders of Karela, and struck in the 77th minute, with Kries placing it nicely on Stone's foot, who in turn dished it to Night in stride, who fired a hard curling shot which hit Veran square in the wrist, and twirled off of it, and into the back of the netting. Given the nature of Karela football, the Marauders where on the attack again after the goal, and being stunned by actually allowing a goal, the Karelans were not quick enough to react to Swent's dashing run and tactful shot that gave the squad its insurance goal, started the celebrations throughout the ESF. When the final whistle blew, tens of thousands of fans screamed with elation, and began singing the national anthem while the players shook the hands of their oppenets, before rushing off into the locker room to celebrate this great victory.

But the celebrations can't last long as The Lowland Clans are waiting in the wings, already coming off a dominant performance against a very talented Qazox side. The challange is steep one again, but this squad is making believers out of everyone, even me. Plus Florintine might just have one trick left up his sleeve before his tenure as manager of the national team are over. The key to any hope of victory will be how the team performs in the midfield, where it is the most inexpierenced with Tatum and Swent. Yet with the veteran backline, and scoring duo, it should make for an very interesting match.

CoH Scorers
Kyla Night - 4
Zacharius - 2
Rick Cuellar - 2
Samuel Tatum - 2
Nikali Rikard - 1
Harden Swent - 1
Dwier Titenburg - 1
Clint Centron - 1

Article by Ron Santapa

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Dear Whatsisface from Errinundera,

It is a matter of record that all growth in the population of the Holy Empire was temporarily suspended between the dates of what some obscure, arcane and possibly unreliable calenders refer to as 'mid 2003 to August 2005'.

As a result, the current population of the Holy Empire does not reflect the age of the nation.

I realise that this is partially the case with your own unfortunate nation, so I will also note that despite Errinundera's famed accomplishments in the early history of football, the Holy Empire is one of only three still-active (however intermittently) nations to have participated in the very first World Cup, and in fact hosted World Cup 2.

All Hail the Basileus!

John Lascaro
4th Junior Under Secretary to the Holder of the Non-Purple Inkwell
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Greetings, Jack.

Yes, it conceded that Big Al has been involved in World Cup football longer than Errinundera. The point we wish to make, however, is that your left winger (a postion we fully endorse) made the unsubstantiated claim, "They're not even as old as we are as a nation." That is not the same as "We started playing World Cup football before they did."

Substantiate or be silent.

By the way, to start an Errinundrian's name with a capital letter is boorish in the extreme. If you do not wish to appear vulgar may I recommend you start correspondence to us with, "Dear whatsisface..."

Please pass on our regards to The Bloodless One.

Yours truly.

willd
Protector of various things, or so they tell me.

“Hello everyone and welcome to Tynelian Soccer Weekly. Today a great step forwards in Tynelia’s chances took place as host Dance2Revolution defeated Tynelian bane Errinundera on penalty kicks to get our nemesis out of the CoH. Couple with Tynelia’s own 2-0 win over Lisburn Mateys and we’ve now gone to the Elite Eight, a progession no Tynelian squad has ever made. I’m Mike McPhee with Dana Lee and I have to say this was a strong effort by the team.”

“It certainly was Mike, but first I’d just like to say. Who was the only one to pick Haraki over Spruitland? That’s right me. Perfect four for four in our half of the draw. Now this match was another strong defensive effort as we’ve yet to give up a goal to any team not named Errinundera. The offense did enough to win with jay Masterson and Anya Collins putting in a goal each. Now we move to the Elite Eight and face the rather odd Raging Penguins team.”

“Yes they do seem a bit unusual, they’re about the only team I know of that was actually upset to find out you picked them to advance. Not to mention their apparent fondness for causing or receiving bodily harm and their never ending claims of defeat. Maybes its some kind of reverse psychology?”

“I don’t know Mike but its something Tynelia needs to be ready for in their quarter finals matchup. The Penguins, despite their oddities, have still amassed more points than anyone else here in the CoH.”

“Well let’s hear what Coach Billington has to say as he joins us from Paranoia Stadium. Hello Coach and a great win for the team today.”

<Billington arrives on the split screen>

“Hello Mike and Dana, yes we had a good showing out there. The team didn’t take the Lisburn Mateys lightly and it showed on the field. Amy’s doing extremely well against the teams in the top 100 so we hope she can keep it up for three more matches. The offense is doing enough to win. I am glad to see we’ve continued our successful scoring run from the World Cup here in the CoH. The more the team gets used to the idea we can score as well as defend the better that will be for us in the next Cup.”

“So any plans to rest your starters now that it’s single elimination format? Some of the veterans may not have th legs to finish things out.”

“Well yes I had hoped to wrap up a spot early enough to give the vets a match off. However a for a few of them its their final international event so they won’t show any quit here I don’t think. The best I can do is substitute earlier if we have a big enough lead like I did with John after we went up 2-0. He could use an extra twenty or twenty five minutes off the field, save his legs a bit for later. I’ll try to keep that rotation going as long as its safe. Give the youngsters some playtime too.”

“OK Coach, any thoughts on the Raging Penguins? Not too many thought they’d be here at this point.”

“Well Dana I do think its kind of ironic we’re playing them in a stadium named Paranoia. Despite the fact we might find them a bit unusual, I hope we can see enough film to pick up their gameplan so we can plan accordingly. They’ve had a great run here so we’re going to have to come out with our A game if we plan to take them out and reach the regional finals. But I have faith in our team, we’ve come this far and no one wants to be going home just yet. Maybe we should all dress in tuxedo’s or something to confuse them with our ‘penguin suits’ ” <laughs>

“That would be an interesting way to play a match I have to agree. OK Coach that’s all the time we have. Good luck in your next match.”

“Thanks Mike.”
<Billington fades from screen>

“Well there you have it Dana. Coach Billington has already made Tynelian soccer history and seems confident in the team’s chances in their next match.”

“Well this is a tough matchup to call, Tynelia is higher ranked but the Penguins are playing better right now. In fact despite allow the one goal, the Penguins actually have given up one fewer goal in the CoH than Tynelia has, the only tem of the thirty two that can say that. They’ve also scored one more goal as well after their extra time win. So we’ll have our work cut our for us.”

“Well since it sounds like you’re already in prediction mode let’s go to that now.”

“OK Mike, lets go right down the line then,

Dance 2 Revolution ranked 30th vs Haraki ranked 36th
The top two ranked teams left in the CoH face each other in the quarterfinals as the teams ranked ahead of Tynelia continue to beat each other up. Haraki shocked a lot of people but not me with their impressive win over Spruitland 2-1 while D2R barely held off the giant killers from Errinundera in a penalty kick shootout. Can Haraki make it two in a row here? Or will the cohosts bounce back from their near upset loss and raise their game? D2R has a significant edge on both the offensive and defensive side and it seems to be a CoH rule that all hosts make it to at least the semis. So I won’t go against history and take D2R by a 3-1 score

Raging Penguins ranked 61st vs Tynelia ranked 43rd
The Penguins are still showing the top form of the tourney while Tynelia is the higher ranked of the two. As I said before the Penguins are a goal better on both sides of the ball so this should be a very even match and should certainly go into extra time. This should really go either way but I’ll be a homer for once and take Tynelia in penalty kicks as having Jay Masterson, one of the five finalists from the WC penalty kick legends shootout should be the difference maker.

Elves Security Force ranked 74th vs The Lowland Clans ranked 44th
The Clansmen finally lived up to their ranking with a 2-0 shutout over Qazox, the team with the second best record coming into the round of sixteen. The Elves matched that score against System Karela, though the Kareleans may be happy that they finally scored zero goals here in the CoH. But the big question is if the Clans’ win is a sign of their starting to peak at the right time, or a one time rally for pride for a generally inconsistent team of late. If they can pull this off I’ll believe the former but until then I’m not quite sold on them yet so I think in an upset it’s the Elves Security Force 2-1

Green Wombat ranked 64th vs. Spaamanian Plijous ranked 52nd
The sort of cohosts take on another of the WC class of 27 which is represented with three of the final eight teams left, Haraki and ourselves being the other two. The Wombats like The Clans are here despite having the two lowest goal differentials of the final sixteen. The Spaamanians have sort of snuck up on people as not too many had them on their radars as a serious threat but if my picks hold true they will be the highest seed left on their half of the draw and could very easily make it to the finals. Also considering the hosting theory I’ll take Spaamanian Plijous 2-0”

“OK Dana, lets hope your pick for Tynelia comes through though penalty kicks is always a nailbiting way to finish any match with the huge pressure on each shooter not to mention what the keeper must be feeling. But there you have it either way we’ll all find out together with TSW’s live coverage of the match with the Raging Penguins with Dana and I both here for the post match show. Until then this is Mike McPhee for Dana Lee and Tynelian Soccer Weekly. Have a good night everyone.”

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Let us, my fine friend, make a tour of the various regions of Errinundera on this auspicious day. Yes, it is auspicious even though the potoroos are finally eliminated from the Cup of Harmony tournament. We will begin, as most visitors begin, by taking the riverboat down the Snowy River to McKillops Bridge.

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McKillops Bridge is the former capital of the monarchy that was overthrown in 1905, and is still the administrative centre of the region of Deddick. You may be expecting dense rainforest and a city of housetrees. Not so. This is a rainshadow region. The McKillopians live in regular houses or in caves dotted along the cliffs that line the eastern bank of the river. The city is dominated by the magnificent centuries-old marble bridge that spans the river on breathtaking parabolic arches.

It is 4:00 am. There are thousands crossing the bridge form the lower section of the city up to the old royal quarter, Milosis. They are heading to the Milosis Coliseum where a gigantic screen has been assembled so the McKillopians (pronounced Macka-lopians) can view the match between Errinundera and Dance 2 Revolution. The spring equinox is only a couple of days away so the morning is cold, albeit with the promise of a fine day ahead.

We speak with one of the spectral forms on the bridge, achel – a 76 year old woman with bright eyes and a wry smile. She isn’t sure about the coming match. “The potoroos really aren’t all that talented but they have zest. The Dancers are a better side on paper but so were Tynelia, Geisenfried and Virginia Nova. Whatever the result, the potoroos will try hard and not complain afterwards.”

Lets now travel a thousand kilometres down the river to Jackson Crossing, in the Lower Snowy region. Located on the western bank of the great river, the citizens also live in little boxes on the hillside. The river is broad and slow here. On the far bank loom the giant trees that mark the beginning of the great Rodger River wilderness. Jackson Crossing has not, until now, embraced the beautiful game with much enthusiasm. What has changed? Due to the extraordinary misfortune of several more fancied goalkeepers a local by the name of orangekenny has been selected for the national side.

A small number of viewing screens have been hastily erected in public parks but these cannot come close to catering for the hundreds of thousands who want to watch the fortunes of their new hero. Hardly any Errinundrians own a television but almost everyone has a mobile phone linked to the World Wide Web. Phootball Phone Parties have been organised all over the city. Let us visit one, organised by the local branch of the Nazi Party. There are 2 people here in the neat, clean house in suburban Jackson Crossing. Our host is andhimand, a polite, quietly spoken young man. We munch on Snowy River mud cake and drink champagne as the three of us peer into the screen of andhimand’s phone for the first half. When angelic genderqueer Rosaniel scores in the 38th minute, the Nazis hoot with delight. “Que is so divine, so pure. If only que ruled over us,” were andhimand’s comments.

From Jackson Crossing we now cross from the west to the east – to Three Sisters, a tree village in the upper reaches of the Combienbar River in the Bemm region. Viewing World Cup football here follows a typical Errinundrian custom. Three large screens are suspended so as to form a triangle. The villagers sit, feet dangling, on the skywalks circling the screens. All around tower the great trees that are the villagers’ homes. Like the JCs and McKillopians they too have the traditional fare of Snowy River mud cake and champagne. It is half-time and the sky is beginning to brighten. Local postmaster, hewayou, is pleased with the potoroos’ progress. “rosaniel is stunning them, the cousins (blackwoo and silvu) are teaming well in the midfield and phazel is holding the defence together. Actually, if it weren’t for phazel I’d be worried. Our defence is suspect. I’m not so sure about orangekenny. Selecting him was a fatal mistake.”

We now go down the Combienbar River to the Bemm River and then continue down to where it meets the Goolengook River. We now travel up this tributary to its namesake town. Goolengook is the craziest, most radical place in Errinundera. The people here really are feral. For instance, they dynamited the Goolengook Dam. Result: the floodwaters washed away large swathes of the housetrees, killing dozens and leaving hundreds homeless.

We’ll visit one of the local public screenings to watch the second half. They don’t have champagne here. Instead some unwashed worthies are handing out sugar cubes. “Hey, she’s all riiiiight,” they assure us. When Dance 2 Revolution (“Cool name, dude!”) equalises everybody seems more interested in the way the goalposts are bending in the breeze and how the umpire is juggling his head.

After the hallucinogens wear off, and we say goodbye to the friendly young person we are tangled up with, we find ourselves in Red Marx Square in the Water Quarter of First Creek Falls up on the Plateau for the penalty shoot out. The nation’s largest screen has been erected on a barge in the lagoon opposite the square. Thousands sit on the flagstones looking up at the screen.

I seek confirmation of my hazy recollection that D2R had equalised in the second half. “For sure,” says one of the Falls Folk, queous. “What’s more, nobody scored in extra time. We’re about to start the penalty shoot out. The potoroos weren't so good in the second half. If we’d had a decent goalie we may have held on to win nil-1.”

At this point nobody, except perhaps orangekenny’s nearest family, if he has any, expects the fill-in goalie to keep out the D2Rs. To everyone’s utter amazement he makes 2 saves. The D2R goalie goes one better. Despite this and despite the elimination of the potoroos, orangekenny is suddenly everyone’s hero. He is emblematic of the inexperienced national squad. He didn’t have the talent to stop any shots, but somehow he stopped two. The potoroos didn’t really have the ability, on paper, to proceed beyond the first round but came close to winning through to the quarterfinals.

The sun is visible through gaps in the trees by the time the match has finished. All over Errinundera people are returning to their normal lives a little disappointed but immensely proud. The potoroos had been a brave team.

When the potoroos arrive back home two days later on the Equinox holiday they enthusiastically join in with the merriment of the occasion. There is much traditional naked dancing and many children are begotten. The team is young. We look forward to seeing them again in World Cup 31.
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Greetings, Jack.

Yes, it conceded that Big Al has been involved in World Cup football longer than Errinundera. The point we wish to make, however, is that your left winger (a postion we fully endorse) made the unsubstantiated claim, "They're not even as old as we are as a nation." That is not the same as "We started playing World Cup football before they did."

Substantiate or be silent.

By the way, to start an Errinundrian's name with a capital letter is boorish in the extreme. If you do not wish to appear vulgar may I recommend you start correspondence to us with, "Dear whatsisface..."

Please pass on our regards to The Bloodless One.

Yours truly.

willd
Protector of various things, or so they tell me.

Dear Mr. Willd

Your Objection To Addressing an Errinunderian With An Initial Capital Letter is Duly Noted.

As to the matter at hand, I believe that my second cousin three times removed Constantine Lascaro, in the Holy Empire Herald article to which You have raised objection, may have been speaking at least partially rhetorically. Our region and nation exist outside both space and time, and therefore further discussion of this matter is irrelevant since we can - at least theoretically - cause ourselves to interact with any point in your linear time through force of will.

Yours,

His Most Noble Excellency John Lascaro
4th Junior Under Secretary to the Holder of the Non-Purple Inkwell

Round of 16

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

1. Dance 2 Revolution 1:1 AET (1:1) 3:2 PSO Errinundera
2. Spruitland 1:2 Haraki

PARANOiA STADiUM

3. Raging Penguins 3:1 AET (1:1) Turori
4. Tynelia 2:0 Lisburn Mateys

Quarterfinals

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

9. Dance 2 Revolution 3:0 Haraki

PARANOiA STADiUM

10. Raging Penguins 2:1 Tynelia

Semifinals

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

13. Dance 2 Revolution vs Raging Penguins

Wooden Spoon Match

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Demot vs Tocapa

Final

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Winner 13 vs Winner 14

Spaamanian Section Schedule:

Round of 16

Artanis National Stadium

5. System Karela 0 - 2 Elves Security Force
6. Qazox 0 - 2 The Lowland Clans

East Spaam National Football Stadium

7. Marceau State 2 - 3 Green Wombat
8. Az-cz 2 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Quarterfinals

Artanis National Stadium

11. Elves Security Force 3 - 2 The Lowland Clans (AET 2:2 FT)

East Spaam National Football Stadium

12. Green Wombat 1 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Semifinals

Artanis National Stadium

14. Elves Security Force vs. Spaamanian Plijous

3rd Placed Play-Off

Artanis National Stadium

Loser 13 vs. Loser 14

RP Cup

Artanis National Stadium

The Mice of Miceland vs. Dorian and Sonya

Breaking News!

The entire Spaamanian Plijous football team has been murdered by a band of masked penguins. The Gulls had just made it into the semi-finals of the Cup of Harmony. Star striker Alan Belmore's body was not found. There are currently no leads. A spokesman for the team has announced that the Gulls will be forfeiting their remaining matches.

Elven Times
Clans Scattered

Just when you thought the team couldn't manufacture any more suspence, they do this. They come back from 2-0 down in the 84th minute, to winning the game 3-2 in injury time in extra time. The team looked broken down and defeated, scrapping for every inch out of their zone, and then the miracle happened. I don't know how it happened, but when Night recieved that pass, it was as if something out of this world was guiding her towards goal. Perhaps it was another occasion of Elune granting her warriors the strenth need for victory, or just the brilliance that is Kyla Night, but whatever it was allowed the team to squeak into the semis where they will face the winner of The Lowland Clans and Green Wombat playoff.

The game started with the clansmen hard on the attack, pressing the Marauders back line and making St. Louis work hard to keep his net pure. Several shots whistled by the posts and even more richoted off the post or crossbar, or were stopped by Martin. But with all the pressure, the team was sure to make a mistake eventually, and that happened in the 21st minute when Centron took down a breaking Bloudin just inside the box. The ref whistled for the penalty, and due to some quick talking by Zacharius, Centron only got a verbal warning. However when the ref blew the whistle for the shot, Bloudin exucuted the shot perfectly, tucking it into the bottom right corner when St. Louis had guessed left. The clansmen took hold of this momentum, and charged back into the attacking third again in the 24th minute, working there way gingerly through the Marauders defenders who were trying their best to strip the their oppisition of the ball, but were failing miserably. Kingston dirbbled past Walker and delivered a perfect cross into the middle of the box, where Kavanagh met the ball and laser guided it into the top left corner. St. Louis and the rest of the team were hanging their heads and looking sullen, as if their spirit had been stolen.

The second half became a grudge match between the downtrodden Marauders, and the enthusiatic clansmen. The team would of been completely embaressed had it not been for St. Louis making highlight reel save after highlight reel save. Disgusted at what he saw, Florintine put in Rikard and Constant, while brining Swent and Tatum off the pitch. The fresh blood injected the team with energy, and the tide began to turn in the 80th minute, with the squad making their first venture into the attacking third, only to see Zacharius pass go too far in front of Night, and out over the byline for a goal kick. After bringing down and settling the clear, Titenburg looked upfield and saw Night hanging even with the last defender for the clansmen, and sent a perfect lob that Night met in stride, and broke towards Santander after spinning past Delvecchio. As she entered the box, Santander broke to take the ball off of Nights boots. Night grinned and played along until the last second, when she tucked the ball past the diving keep, and watched the ball trickle into the netting as she fell to the dirt, taken down by Satander's momentum. Zacharius rushed to take the ball back to have the game restarted. The ref restarted the game, and Cuellar performed heroics, judging his slide perfectly to poke the ball past Djukashenki, with Zacharius taking the loose ball and sprung a breaking Rikard, who found himself completely alone on his way towards net, and fired a perfectly placed ball into the right netting, sending half the stadium into fever, and stunning the other half. The Marauders thought they had even got the winning goal in regulation, but an offsides call spoiled their dreams then, followed by the end of regulation.

The first overtime went by with each team content to not make any mistakes, and so did the majority of the second, but when the fourth official signaled that only an extra minute of stoppage time would be played, the Marauders were on the attack again, with Walker holding the ball near the right byline, and waiting for the rest of the team to come forward for one last effort before PKs. When Markoff rushed at her, she sidestepped the tackle, took a step forward, and let the ball fly into the box. Zacharius and Titenburg both went up and missed the ball completely in the middle of the box, but there was Night at the far post who met the cross with a perfect volley that left Santander gasping for words as the ball ruffled the back of the net.

Now the team will advance into the semis where they will likely face The Clansmen again, or Green Wombat if they can pull the upset. The ESC is outraged that they will not being granted the bye due to the withdrawl of the Spaamanian side, but in the silver lining, the team will now finish no lower than fourth due to their suprising victories.

CoH Scorers
Kyla Night - 6
Zacharius - 2
Rick Cuellar - 2
Samuel Tatum - 2
Nikali Rikard - 2
Harden Swent - 1
Dwier Titenburg - 1
Clint Centron - 1

Article by Ron Santapa

"HOW DID THEY WIN?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN JAIL!"

"They, um, are in jail, sir. The Tynelians played only one person in their, um, game."

"WHOM DID THEY PLAY?! I WANT HIS HEAD ON A PLATTER!"

"Um, you're not going to, um, like this sir, but, um–"

"YES?! GET ON WITH IT, MAN!"

"It was, um, Derek Snaddly, sir."

A long silence followed this. To the surprise of everybody present, President Tuks was in fact, concentrating on the issue at hand. Tuks then took a deep breath, and said:

"HOW. I WANT TO KNOW HOW THAT CUNNING, DUPLICITOUS, DOOR-TO-DOOR SELLING MANIAC GOT OUT. THEN, I WANT WHOMEVER WAS RESPONSIBLE TO BE THROWN IN TROGLODYTE'S PUBLIC TOILET. UNDERSTAND?"

"Um, yes sir, but, um, could you please stop, um, shouting? You're, um, scaring the secretary."

"WHAT? I'M NOT SHOUTING. AND YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS."

"Um, sorry, um, sir. We, um, haven't got all the details yet, but it appears that Mr. Snaddly purchased a new suit online, a pair of dress shoes - with polish, a briefcase, and a silver watch, and simply walked out, because a group of masked terrorists had murdered the prison guards, and most of the inmates."

"WHICH TERRORISTS? FORIEGN ONES?"

"Um, well, not For'n for'n, but more, like, um, Abstractly For'n. They were, um, of the, um, penguin-ish appearance."

"THERE ARE NO PENGUIN GROUPS HERE THAT BOTHER WEARING MASKS, EVEN WHEN DOING HORRENDOUS DEEDS LIKE THIS."

"No sir, we suspect that they're from, um, somewhere else. Also, they, um, didn't have red, beady eyes like ours do. They, um, were less blood-stained too."

"I SEE. HAVE YOU RESPONDED TO THE COMPLAINTS LODGED AGAINST US FROM VARIOUS OTHER NATIONS ABOUT THE KILLING OF SOME SPAAMANIAN-TYPE FOOTBALL TEAM? THEY SEEMED RATHER ANNOYED."

"Um, not yet, sir. I've been, um, trying to draft a properly sober, um, reply to their, um, tragedy. They appear to be, um, of the opinion that our, um, penguins population had something to do with it. Um, did I mention that you're yelling was scaring people? Because, um, my nerves and ears are rather, um, strained right, um, now."

"THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I'M NOT YELLING, I TOLD YOU. ALSO, WHY WOULD ANY OF THE PENGUINS HERE WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY ELSE'S FOOTBALL TEAM? THEY WANT TO KILL OURS, JUST LIKE WE DO. ARE RATHER, ARE. HAS THE TRIAL DATE BEEN SET?"

"Um, please lower your voice, sir. The, um, trial has been, um, bypassed, sir, because the, um, judge said that, um, the evidence needed no, um, further exposure, and, um, that the Jury needed, um, no time to, um, consider. The Execution date is in less than a, um, week."

"OH? GOOD, I LIKE PROGRESS."

"Um, yes sir. Will, um, that be all, um, sir?"

"Yes. AND I WANT SNADDLY'S BULLET-RIDDEN BODY ADORNING THE SQUARE OF THE MONUMENT ALSTU PIDITY BY TOMORROW, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"


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Elsewhere, in a secret mountain lair, a group of masked penguins gathered. Their names were unknown, and instead, each one had a number. Their leader, known only as #12, waved a fin at the gathering mass of black and white feathers.
"Squuk, squakit-squik-squii. Squiioquiioquiiok, Quicsquik. Squar-Quik. Qui-Squi-Qui, Squeep! SQUEEEEEP!"

In response to this rousing speach, the terrorist birds all raised their fins in rightous anger, and squawked a loud "SQUIIIIIIIIIIII! SQUIIIIIIIII! SQUIIIIII-QUIIIIIIIII!".

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Elsewhere, in a minimum-security prison, guarded by a lone warden, and an old police-dog, The Team slumped miserably in various places. For extra-intimidation purposes, they'd been placed in the same cell, just to show them. The Warden snoozed peacefully at his desk.

Devious Penguin daringly emitted a ultra-high pitched noise, entirely unaudible to human ears, and dove behind Obese Penguin, should the Warden awake in anger. The Warden shifted slightly, but did not awake entirely.

Far away, on a secret, uncharted desert island, a mountain opened up, revealing a secret lair, and a Doomsday Device began its countdown.

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Even further elsewhere, a team of Security Penguins, the finest of the force, known as the Black, White, and Blood* All Over Ops, huddled in an unused, and appropriately rundown back room. They were accompanied by representitives of three rival terrorist groups. The Rebellious Brethren of The Ice-Flows was there, represented by seven gun-wielding penguins. Their arch-rivals in terror, the Bloco'yce SQUA Militia, an anti-human organization, bent on total genocide of everything which evolved from early primates, was there in force, with twenty penguins, each armed with grenades. The mysterious Justtundra Monestary, an infamously dangerous and secret organization, which held extreme religious beliefs**, was ominously represented by only two, small, old penguins, armed only with a chain of religious significance around their necks.

The B,W,BAO Ops explained the situation. The leaders of each group knodded. Inferior penguins were not to be tolerated in raging waters and on raging ice. Aptenodytes rabidus was the only acceptable penguin species that they recognized, and any group of pretty-pelted wimps releasing dangerous weapons like Derrick Snaddly was likely to become a rival, if left unhindered. There'd be bombs in the mail for those unlucky penguins, all right.





*Blood is the only term for the color red that Raging Penguins know of. "Red" in their language means "uncommonly large fish with big teeth that's good to eat". Thus, the Special Ops group tried, rather unsuccesfully, to incorporate a common joke into their name. Penguins aren't given to humor.

**They believed that the penguins' god of tolerance(which many veiw as being an evil, malicious god) was the God worshipped by humans, and its name, Buddi, pointed towards another human diety-type, Bhudda, and a newer form of the cross-god, Buddy Jesus, and are convinced that followers of Buddy must be destroyed at all costs. They, too, are commited to destroying humans, but also any other creature which worships 'Buddi'. They're elusive, small, and are trained in bird-jitsu. They also can make icy turf explode with a certain peck of their beaks, making the residents of Justtundra, who live on icy turf, very much at risk.

The RFA Respond!

Spaamanian Plijous' withdrawal brings about the Revolutionarian Football Association.

Spaamanian Plijous, after having their first team murdered by associates of the Raging Penguins team, (who Dance 2 Revolution play for a place in the final after they managed to dispose of Haraki convincingly, 3-0) have withdrawn and forfeited their remaining matches. Usually, this would mean a bye for the Elves Security Force. However, due to the stage of the tournament, the Revolutionarian Football Association have declared that this will not be the case:

Due to the unfortunate withdrawal of Spaamanian Plijous, it would appear that their opponents [ESF] would be gaining an automatic Final place. However, this will not be what is happening. Risking a backlash from Elves Security Force, a play-off match between the two losing quarter-finalists of the Spaamanian section, The Lowland Clans and Green Wombat, will take place in a few days time to find out who takes their place up against ESF. Despite being against normal precedures of letting Green Wombat through, we at the RFA have analysed that how Spaamanian Plijous comprehensively beat Green Wombats along with Elves Security Force close run thing with The Lowland Clans, warranted a play-off match.

Dance 2 Revolution will be hoping against The Lowland Clans going through in the playoffs, as they would probably cause the Revolutionaries the most problems. However, Raging Penguins could be causing problems with their violent and physical approach. However, Raging Penguins will be ruing the fact that referee Tux Bot has been selected for the game. Tux Bot is famed for his strict approach to physical play, and the Raging Penguins may be recieving a lot of cautions.

Spaamanian Section Schedule:

Round of 16

Artanis National Stadium

5. System Karela 0 - 2 Elves Security Force
6. Qazox 0 - 2 The Lowland Clans

East Spaam National Football Stadium

7. Marceau State 2 - 3 Green Wombat
8. Az-cz 2 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Quarterfinals

Artanis National Stadium

11. Elves Security Force 3 - 2 The Lowland Clans (AET 2:2 FT)

East Spaam National Football Stadium

12. Green Wombat 1 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Semifinals

Artanis National Stadium

14. Elves Security Force vs. The Lowland Clans

Semi-Finals Placement Play-Off

East Spaam National Football Stadium

00. The Lowland Clans 3 - 1 Green Wombat

3rd Placed Play-Off

Artanis National Stadium

Loser 13 vs. Loser 14

RP Cup

Artanis National Stadium

The Mice of Miceland vs. Dorian and Sonya

Cup of Harmony 22 results - Errinundera

1st Round

R1.1: Geisenfried 2 Errinundera 0
gk: lotorous

R1.2: Tynelia 1 Errinundera 2
(oteleopea, addicksonia)
gk: evolu

R1.3: Virginia Nova 1 Errinundera 1
(silvu)
gk: humi

R1.4: Errinundera 3 Geisenfried 0
(rosaniel 2, silvu)
gk: laurelsta

R1.5: Errinundera 2 Tynelia 1
(addicksonia 2)
gk: orangekenny

R1.6: Errinundera 2 Virginia Nova 2
(otelopea, addicksonia)
gk: orangekenny

2nd Round

R2: Dance 2 Revolution 1 Errinundera 1 (3-2 in penalty shoot out)
(rosaniel)
gk: orangekenny

Team Result
Win: 3
Draw: 2
Lose: 2
Goals for: 11
Goals against: 8

Goalscorers
4 addicksonia
3 rosaniel
2 otelopea
2 silvu

Goalie toll
lúthient: malaria
lotorous: fell from tree
evolu: bitten by tiger snake
humi: shot in the foot by the outlawed redrider
lauresta: poked in the eye by baby niece
Errinundrian Professional Goalkeepers Association: workban on international games
orangekenny: conceded 3 goals in penalty shootout

Errinundera reached the final 16.

Round of 16

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

1. Dance 2 Revolution 1:1 AET (1:1) 3:2 PSO Errinundera
2. Spruitland 1:2 Haraki

PARANOiA STADiUM

3. Raging Penguins 3:1 AET (1:1) Turori
4. Tynelia 2:0 Lisburn Mateys

Quarterfinals

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

9. Dance 2 Revolution 3:0 Haraki

PARANOiA STADiUM

10. Raging Penguins 2:1 Tynelia

Semifinals

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

13. Dance 2 Revolution 2:2 AET (1:1) 4:3 PSO Raging Penguins

Wooden Spoon Match

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Demot vs Tocapa

Final

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Dance 2 Revolution vs Elves Security Forces

(Raging Penguins will play The Lowland Clans for 3rd place)

Spaamanian Section Schedule:

Round of 16

Artanis National Stadium

5. System Karela 0 - 2 Elves Security Force
6. Qazox 0 - 2 The Lowland Clans

East Spaam National Football Stadium

7. Marceau State 2 - 3 Green Wombat
8. Az-cz 2 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Quarterfinals

Artanis National Stadium

11. Elves Security Force 3 - 2 The Lowland Clans (AET 2:2 FT)

East Spaam National Football Stadium

12. Green Wombat 1 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Pre-Finals Friendly

Artanis National Stadium

14. Elves Security Force 1 - 0 Green Wombat

3rd Place Play-Off Placement Play-Off

East Spaam National Football Stadium

00. The Lowland Clans 3 - 1 Green Wombat

3rd Placed Play-Off

Artanis National Stadium

Raging Penguins vs. The Lowland Clans

RP Cup

Artanis National Stadium

The Mice of Miceland vs. Dorian and Sonya

Spaamanian Section Schedule:

Round of 16

Artanis National Stadium

5. System Karela 0 - 2 Elves Security Force
6. Qazox 0 - 2 The Lowland Clans

East Spaam National Football Stadium

7. Marceau State 2 - 3 Green Wombat
8. Az-cz 2 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Quarterfinals

Artanis National Stadium

11. Elves Security Force 3 - 2 The Lowland Clans (AET 2:2 FT)

East Spaam National Football Stadium

12. Green Wombat 1 - 3 Spaamanian Plijous

Pre-Finals Friendly

Artanis National Stadium

14. Elves Security Force 1 - 0 Green Wombat

3rd Place Play-Off Placement Play-Off

East Spaam National Football Stadium

00. The Lowland Clans 3 - 1 Green Wombat

3rd Placed Play-Off

Artanis National Stadium

Raging Penguins 2 - 3 The Lowland Clans (After Extra Time: 1-1 FT)

RP Cup

Artanis National Stadium

The Mice of Miceland 4 - 1 Dorian and Sonya

Wooden Spoon Match

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Demot 7:1 Tocapa

Final

Naoki Maeda Memorial Stadium

Dance 2 Revolution 3:2 AET (2:2) Elves Security Forces

Congratulations to all teams, and thankyou for making this CoH such a high quality RP experience!

The team from Dorian and Sonya took it's place on the field and sung the national anthem... with Miceland in the midst of a peaceful political revolution no one was sure whether to play the old national anthem or something else. In the end it was decided that since the old national anthem was the only one there was until there was another one to replace it then the old one would be played.

The match was an unexpected win for the mice, expecially while the D&S team had a better ranking and their players where fired up from all the media attention they had received. But the team dominated 4 goals to 1. The First half saw a fairly tight match with both teams scoring a goal in the half. No one could have guessed what would happen over the half. While the announcement of the mouse elected to be the leader was in the half-time no one at the stadium knew that Stuart had actually won the election. However it seemed that electricity ran through the entire team giving the mice an extra boost, and at the way they played they almost could have been a match for Starblaydia. 3 goals where scored after the unknown mystical boost and for the first time for ages everything just seemed right.

The team offered commiserations to the team and suggested that the teams go out and have fun together. It was not until an hour after the match that they found out that the new leader of Miceland plays football in the national squad. Stuart LittleMouse, the new leader. And while he has to determine a new constitution and political structure you can tell that he is going to be busy for some time.

Elven Times
To Be Proud

Well this team definately has nothing to regret, having advanced through the pervibal Group of Death in the group stage, upsurping the defensive powerhouse of Karela and a dramatic come behind victory of the crafty veterans of The Lowland Clans. So a defeat at the hands of co-hosts Dance 2 Revolution in extra time is nothing to be ashamed of. The squad should be nothing but proud, exceeding all expectations that were set for them and then some. However the sting of a loss is still there, espicially when the great veteran of Titenburg retired without a single title to his name in largescale international competitions, and Fortendale unable to fufill his promise of winning it all for the ESF. Now the team will move forward and begin again, training for the hopes of making the WC Proper in WC31 and move its way up to elite status like their friends in Becquerelia. For now, the pride of a nation returns home to devoted fans, and the hope of tommorows on the horizon.

CoH Scorers
Kyla Night - 6
Zacharius - 3
Rick Cuellar - 2
Samuel Tatum - 2
Nikali Rikard - 2
Harden Swent - 2
Dwier Titenburg - 1
Clint Centron - 1

Article by Ron Santapa

RP was here...but jolt failed to post...will replace ASAP