NationStates Jolt Archive


The end is near

Twizzlers Rule
26-07-2006, 23:10
Have you read the bible recently? Before Moses was born, millions of babies were killed. Before Jesus was born, millions of babies were killed. Now, millions of babies were killed. If that doesn't convince you the end is near, listen to this. The book of Revelation says that Israel will face great trial when the end occurs. Obviously if you don't live in a closet, Israel is in a little war with lebanon. :sniper: They are in peril. So guess what? Yeah, we're gonna die. Well not if we love Jesus Christ.
Twizzlers Rule
26-07-2006, 23:11
yeah thats true.
McPsychoville
26-07-2006, 23:23
I hope you don't take this the wrong way or anything, but kindly - and in no particular order - fall off the Empire State Building, jam your face into a running belt sander, have someone chop off your hands with a pair of rusty garden shears, smear cheese all over your genitals and have a goat bite them off so you can no longer reproduce and then finally, drink a big bottle of bleach.

Call this crazy, but I don't think there even ARE millions of babies in this world to kill. Furthermore, in the times of Moses and Jesus, I doubt there were "millions" of people in the world, let alone babies.
Aztiluth
26-07-2006, 23:53
Er....correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm fairly certain this thread doesn't belong in this portion of the forums.
Ravea
27-07-2006, 02:07
Now, millions of babies were killed.

Lolercasust, incorrect tense out of ten!
Wiednergart
27-07-2006, 04:43
How is this trial any greater than the ones Israel has faced before?