NationStates Jolt Archive


"Big Crunch Week"

Flowertot Garden
12-06-2006, 11:34
Big Crunch Week.

This years Flowertot Gardens "Big Crunch" Festival will take place between July 1st and 8th.

"Big Crunch" is the festival of loud crunchyness in food and is held yearly in Flowertot Gardens. Citizens come from all over the world to test their crunchy foods against over competitors. The winner for the last 2 years has been Dr Raymond Zigibond, who last year produced a "Crunch" of 5.233 on the Crunchometer (Patent). Last years winner produced a near world record using a unique baking methood with a salted Taco.

Dr Raymond Zigibond will be returning to Flowertot Gardens, with it is rumoured a specially prepared Apple to defend his crown.

As usual, the winner of "Big Crunch" shall receive the medal of the Blueberry Pie, this will be presented by Her Minister of Ministers Fifi Flowerto. The winner will gain access to a years supply of Royal Grade A Honey and free-access to Flowertot Gardens Island of Enlightenment.

All vistors will be welcomed to taste this years brew of Honey meade, due to be released in "Big Crunch Week".

To all visitors, please beware to bring with you your anti-tot to Flowertot Spots, as stocks are rather low at present due to the production facility losing 50% of production time.

We wish all visitors a happy and relaxing time at "Big Crunch Week".

Primrose Flowertot
Minister of Tourism
FLowertot Gardens