Alcona and Hubris
11-06-2006, 17:18
IC (yup an IC in an OOC thread!)
Jimmy walked down the hallway. The ceiling was curved and light shown down from skylights. It was a bright and happy space with the walls covered in the rather primitive drawings of Space Pirate Captain Jimmy John. It was of the epic Tale of the Inner Nuberons. The tale that had caused the dread Queen of the Nuberons, Mommy, to send Pirate Captain to his room. But here they were complete. Jimmy walked down the hall admiring his work, truly it was a masterpiece. It even showed where Jimmy and Princess Maggie had defeated the Nuberons Unstoppable Cottie by capturing it in the quick sands of the little pine tree.
Jimmy continued to walk down the hall, pulling the eye patch away so he could see some things better. At the end of the hall was a door, and Jimmy opened it. There was a bouncy horse; glorious blue with yellow poka dots, just like in the commercial Jimmy had seen the night before. Jimmy jumped on his trusty new companion and they began to bounce, bounce down the hall going ever higher and faster. Jimmy squeeled in pleasure and then the bouncy horse stopped.
There was a bunny in the way. A big pink bunny….a pink saber tooth bunny with long sharp fangs….and a bright shiny sharp battle ax in his upper paws. The bunny smiled his sharp pointy smile and dropped the ax down on the bouncy horses head. The bouncy horse began to loose air and crumple….Jimmy looked at the bunny…the bunny looked a Jimmy….blue eyes to red eyes….the blue eyes said “why”….the red eyes said…Time to DIE….Jimmy turned and began to run down the hall….whump…whump…whump….the bunny followed….Jimmy ran harder…whump…whump…whump…came closer….Jimmy began to scream….whump…whump…
A panel of the hall suddenly pulled back, and a man in a white dinner jacket and black pants stepped out infront of Jimmy. He grabbed the boy and pushed the child behind him. As he did so he raised an old fashioned rifle and leveled it at the charging, axe wielding bunny.
…..Bang….Bang….Bang….
Jimmy awoke in his bed screaming MOMMY! At the top of his lungs. A moment later Jimmy was in the embrace of his mother. She tried to sooth him; a worried look on her brow at the sweating, crying child she had just found
Back on Nightshade Isle, the demon bunny growled in pain, “You’ll pay fer dat fleshie…”
OOC:
Imagine a world in which people's nightmares came alive...
Now imagine your grandparents when they were your age getting dropped into said world. (Or just imagine you getting thrown into said world)
The basic premise:
In 1939 a group of people go from the dawning moments of WWII into a diffrent dark world,
One where people's imagination is being used to create new, and horrible creatures (or rather silly creatures even)
So this is equal parts Resident Evil, Dr. Who, and a bit of inverted Children in Nevernever Land. All thrown into that land of twisted logic, the Klatch.
We are talking humor with horor here people...should be great fun...
Have some ideas? Great, then sign up...
Want to rp a kantana weilding super spy...great...no problems...
Want to rp a V8 drinking Vampire Duck....fine
Want to delcare war on everyone? You can be a member of the Reich and Do so...
Want a blue bouncy horse with yellow dots...their available in the gift shop on the prominade deck.
Jimmy walked down the hallway. The ceiling was curved and light shown down from skylights. It was a bright and happy space with the walls covered in the rather primitive drawings of Space Pirate Captain Jimmy John. It was of the epic Tale of the Inner Nuberons. The tale that had caused the dread Queen of the Nuberons, Mommy, to send Pirate Captain to his room. But here they were complete. Jimmy walked down the hall admiring his work, truly it was a masterpiece. It even showed where Jimmy and Princess Maggie had defeated the Nuberons Unstoppable Cottie by capturing it in the quick sands of the little pine tree.
Jimmy continued to walk down the hall, pulling the eye patch away so he could see some things better. At the end of the hall was a door, and Jimmy opened it. There was a bouncy horse; glorious blue with yellow poka dots, just like in the commercial Jimmy had seen the night before. Jimmy jumped on his trusty new companion and they began to bounce, bounce down the hall going ever higher and faster. Jimmy squeeled in pleasure and then the bouncy horse stopped.
There was a bunny in the way. A big pink bunny….a pink saber tooth bunny with long sharp fangs….and a bright shiny sharp battle ax in his upper paws. The bunny smiled his sharp pointy smile and dropped the ax down on the bouncy horses head. The bouncy horse began to loose air and crumple….Jimmy looked at the bunny…the bunny looked a Jimmy….blue eyes to red eyes….the blue eyes said “why”….the red eyes said…Time to DIE….Jimmy turned and began to run down the hall….whump…whump…whump….the bunny followed….Jimmy ran harder…whump…whump…whump…came closer….Jimmy began to scream….whump…whump…
A panel of the hall suddenly pulled back, and a man in a white dinner jacket and black pants stepped out infront of Jimmy. He grabbed the boy and pushed the child behind him. As he did so he raised an old fashioned rifle and leveled it at the charging, axe wielding bunny.
…..Bang….Bang….Bang….
Jimmy awoke in his bed screaming MOMMY! At the top of his lungs. A moment later Jimmy was in the embrace of his mother. She tried to sooth him; a worried look on her brow at the sweating, crying child she had just found
Back on Nightshade Isle, the demon bunny growled in pain, “You’ll pay fer dat fleshie…”
OOC:
Imagine a world in which people's nightmares came alive...
Now imagine your grandparents when they were your age getting dropped into said world. (Or just imagine you getting thrown into said world)
The basic premise:
In 1939 a group of people go from the dawning moments of WWII into a diffrent dark world,
One where people's imagination is being used to create new, and horrible creatures (or rather silly creatures even)
So this is equal parts Resident Evil, Dr. Who, and a bit of inverted Children in Nevernever Land. All thrown into that land of twisted logic, the Klatch.
We are talking humor with horor here people...should be great fun...
Have some ideas? Great, then sign up...
Want to rp a kantana weilding super spy...great...no problems...
Want to rp a V8 drinking Vampire Duck....fine
Want to delcare war on everyone? You can be a member of the Reich and Do so...
Want a blue bouncy horse with yellow dots...their available in the gift shop on the prominade deck.