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Official Invitation of the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation

Dear Friends and Shareholders!

We would like to invite all of you – especially Knyaz Xavier Andropov, Queen Mariah, King John Antonette (Cherry Ridge), the CEOs of Rheinwurst, Ominglobe, Arion holdings, Shah Kosru, Mike Kowalski, and the other major shareholders, to a party in Liberty-City, to commemorate the breaking of the one-million-branch limit by the cute Bunny Burger Corporation.

The evening program will consist of several events:

1. First of all, a street party. We have already financed the purchase a large amount of wine, liquor, beer, and other such substances from the Greater Prussian Wine and Spirits company, which will be handed out on the street to all those desiring to participate. Further, artists of various kinds will be invited, to participate in a huge street party, the biggest to ever take place in Allanean history.

2. From every nation, award-winning CBBC employees and a large amount of lottery-winning customers will be flown to attend the party at our own expense.

3. A special parade will be held, to demonstrate the newest gear and men of the CBSF, the security branch of the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation.

4. For the main shareholders of the corporation, a quiet, special evening will be held – at the roof of the BunnyTower, looking out to Liberty City Harbor. This evening will be used not merely for the savoring of the best wine the Greater Prussian Wine and Spirits corporation has to offer, but to discuss further plans for the company’s expansion oversees, especially our plans for Greater Dienstadt and the Excalbian Isles regions.

Thank you for your attention –

And may the Sun never Set on the Golden Bunny.

Detailed Status Report

Derscon - 113,824 branches
Liverpool England - 99,815 branches
Yukatania - 100,000 branches
Arizona Nova - 87,280 branches
The Parthians 206,000 branches
Gyrobot - 200,001 branches
Allanea - 100,300 branches
Juumanistra 90,000 branches
Crazed Marines 45,000 branches
Hamptonshire - 65,050 branches
The Macabees - 42,000 branches
Jeruselem - 40,000 branches
Praetonia - 40,000 branches
Bazalonia - 28,500 branches
Knootoss - 42,000 branches
Crna Gora Liv Eng - 22,185 branches
Conquest Inc -30,000 branches
Kahanistan - 13,500 branches
Alutia – 10,000 branches
Van Luxembourg - 7,500 branches
Dersconi Haven Colonies - 15,000 branches
Dersconi Althar Colonies – 10,000 branches
Hallad - 5,000 branches
Auman - 3,666 branches
Cherry Ridge - 3,500 branches
LifeWyze Facilities - 2,032 branches
Kanami - 1,500 branches
Psychotic Psychos - 1,000 branches
Otagia - 1,000 branches
Last Anarchy Order - 1,000 branches
Leafanistan - 800 branches
SuperAmerican VX Man - 700 branches
Zarustra - 500 branches
Callisdrun - 500 branches
Swilatia - 800 branches
Atheistic Right - 550 branches
Kirisubo - 300 branches
Rhominia - 200 branches
Pacitalia - 67 branches
Pantocratoria [unknown]
The Beltway - 150 branches
Democratic Colonies - 100 branches
Demotivated Dilberts - 100 branches
Communistic Governments - 100 branches
Menelmacar - 100 branches
Evitravrenoscia - 100 branches
Lame Bums - 6 branches
Rejistania - 5 branches
Bilky Asko - 1400 branches
The Territory - 100 branches
The Conglomerate - 100 branches
Casari 12,000
Alcona and Hubris - 100 branches
Khenas - 100 branches
Grabinia - 100 branches
San Haven - 16 branches
Ri-An – 6 brances
Asgranieu - 6 branches
Aralonia - 6 branches
Milchama - 1 branch
TPM - 1 branch
Valeneska Republic - 100 branches
Roania – 45 branches
DontPissUsOff - 1,000 branches
Gruenberg - 1,000 branches
Axis Nova - 5,000 branches
ZMI – 6 branches
New Empire - 1,000 branches
ShopSmart FoodCourts - 6,000 branches
Maraque – 5,000 branches

Total Branches: 1,458,818

Major Shareholders

Knyaz Xavier Andropov (Derscon) – 5%
Queen Mariah (Jeruselem) – 5%
King John Antonette (Cherry Ridge) – 5%
Rheinwurst: 5%
OmniGlobe, Incorporated – 5%
Aerion Holdings – 5%
Former Mystery Max shareholders – 3.5%
Shah Kosru (The Parthians) – 2.5%.
Mike Kowalski (Crazed Marines) – 2.5%
Anonymous Owner 1 – 10%.
Richard/Mathilda Rabbit (founders, not likely to sell their stock): 50.1%

Breaking news!

500 CBBC branches in Vuam and Isma disappear!

Kediri FC's stadium almost crumbles when two CBBC outlets within the stadium vanish!

More later!

OOC: Gah. I probably missed you at some point, want me to edit?

Due to the fact that Schiavones can't resist a party, the Schiavone Government have invited the CBBC to open restaurants in Schiavonia. The request is for a total of 25 branches to begin with, and possibly more later.

CBBC's branches would be...

Kingsbury (5, Centre, KFS, Palace, Rock, Airport)
Melston (3, Centre, Cavern, Grange)
Sedgefield (3, Centre, Road, Oval)
Welkay (3, Centre, Lakeside, Hills)
Spacewill (2, Centre, Bay)
Applethorst
Charles
Chea
Mirkwell
Cartfield
Ramsview
Threlo
Heartellpool
Unimo

RSVP

To whom it may concern,

As a loyal shareholder and lover of the CBBC Empire, I would be delighted to attend such a party in Allanea. My uncle, Kynaz Ivan Rekjyavich, has expressed his wishes to also attend. He is not a major stockholder (he does own some), but a party is always attractive to him.

God Bless,

Veliky Kynaz Xavier Tsarevich Andropov

RSVP

To whom it may concern,

I will be attending this event as I can't resist a party like this. As a major shareholder, I am interested in the future direction of a CBBC and it's future including it's current venture in the World Cup 29. As the original CBBC "Bunny Girl", I have to attend.

Queen Mariah of Jeruselem aka "Princess Penny"

King John looked voer the invitation, and exclaimed, "Hey! A party. Best wine in Greater Prussia. Count me in!" He sent a tellegramme back informing thme that he would attend.
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Ridgian One, afetr securing landing permission, began to descend onto the runway. Once off the plane, a crew of Ridgian security escorted Antonette to the Bunny tower. He was taken where he needed to be.

BunnyTower

Richard and Mathilda Rabbit smiled as they greeted King Antonette.

"Good evening, your Majesty. " – blushed Mathilda. She was not by any means a member of the Allanean elite. The Rabbit family have started off in a small town business venture somewhere in Axackal, and did not have the polished manners nor the foreign accents of Allanean elite, who have been sending their children to Knootian, Menelmacari, or Midlonian private schools for already two generations now. Richard and Mathilda were simple people – and it may have shown.

"Good evening, Your Majesty." – spoke Richard Rabbit. It was obvious he was stil not very much accustomed to the sheer size to which his commercial power has grown. Even as in harbor, the pink-and-gold battleship the Corporation owned floated calmly at anchor, the man behind the venture sometimes struggled to cope with it's sheer size.

Elsewhere in the City

Seven semi-trailer trucks – the old Rolling Fortress model – made their way towards the city center through the Imperial Highway – one of the ten major arteries that pumped people into the city and back into the suburbs.

"Hi Strom, I'm on the Imperial Highway, traffic here is excellent, road here is clean down to the Jefferson Intersection, all ready and full, are you there?"

Down at the Intersection, at a small warehouse owned by the Corporation, loading-dock workers – and a group of expectant youth – waited as the pink monsters, decorated with the golden BunnyLogo©[tm] rolled into the yard. Soon, large crates began to appear, marked obviously Allistaire Vodka.

"Hey, driverdude!" – called out one of the youths. "Got a can for us? They're going to be handing it all out for free, anyway!"

The drivers remained ominously silent, but as the trucks drove away, a case of vodka was left standing on the ground next to the warehouse.

This party was shaping up to be good.

Response

The CEO of Amkarethz Holdings Morthian Amkaret himself, will be attending this event. He is expected to arrive on his supersonic private jet in as fast as possible of a time. A transport plane will arrive first carrying his private traveling sedan, sports car, other required equipment, and mobile staff entourage and corporate security team. The CEO would like to rent a luxury mansion or townhouse for his stay in the city if possible, if he is required to pay for a month he will. Also 5 luxury rental cars or SUVs will be needed for his entourage. He is very pleased with the success of CBBC, and Amkarethz Holding's recent purchase of 5% of stocks.

2nd Assistant
Office of the CEO
Amkarethz World Headquarters
(In the previous Governor's Palace of Raplonese)


Morthian Amkaret, CEO of Amkarethz Holdings would be attending the celebration himself. Amkarethz Holdings, Aerion's largest megacorporation, an holding corporation holding stock in many other Aerionian corporations. The normally seclusive multi-billionaire, one of the wealthiest men in all of the Grand Kingdom of Aerion, had recently acquired for Amkarethz Holdings its own territory including a megacity that it controlled almost completely other than taxes to the Royal Government. Amkarethz Holdings had acquired wealth almost unimaginable to many.

The large transport plane arrived early, carrying Morthian's silver luxury traveling sedan that also happened to be bulletproof with advanced sensors and other equipment along with an silver sporty hard-top convertible coupe. Both were made by Adinastat Motors, makers of the highest luxury cars in Aerion (Comparative to Bentley). Also there was a large black SUV for the security detail. 10 staff arrived all wearing black suits with ties. The 5 man security detail also wore suits.

(Let me know if this is all acceptable, then the CEO will arrive)


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Morthian Amkaret
CEO of Amkarethz Holdings

OOC: surely.

Morthian's private supersonic luxury business jet came to a landing at the airport, and taxied down the runway as instructed. As it came to a stop, the stairs descended to where hopefully the CEO's private sedan andSUV with security detail was able to directly pick him up. As well hopefully the luxury rental cars for his staff.

As he was stepping down the stairs, his Executive Assistant looked around, "Are you sure this was a good idea, leaving the territory like this sir, we still havent gauged your popularity abroad." Morthian threw his gloved hand up, "Yes, I am certain, you should not contradict my decisions. I must meet with the other major investors of this corporation, it will be a good international networking event."

The Executive Assistant sighed, "Sir, you refused to meet with His Royal Highness Crown Prince Damoen Wasterin, the Head of State of your own nation, and yet you want to meet with these people who are of less importance?"

Morthian stopped in the middle of walking down the steps, "He gave us our own territory, didnt he? Now shutup." And he continued down the steps with his Executive Assistant. Not far behind him out stepped his female Personal Assistant, Butler, Doctor, more assistants, and other assorted staff walking down the steps behind him.


((Go ahead and post about how the arrangements were made if you don't mind, such as if he could rent the luxury home, etc.)

Queen Mariah arrived at the BunnyTower with her small daughter. Mariah wore a bright pink cocktail dress with the slinky Jeruselem "Mary the Bunny Girl" images repeated on it. Her daughter wore a similar dress too. "Mary the Bunny Girl" was imprinted around booby part of Mariah's dress.

Antonette sensed the man discomfort and instead of asking, said, "I broguht a friend along. I hope you don't mind." he motioned out the window, and a man walked in. "This is my friend Paul Cesari. Hes an, ah, powerful businessman in Cherry Ridge." Cesari extended his hand, "It is my privilege to meet you, Mr. Rabbit." He smiled at his wife, "Likewise to you, madam." He put his arm around Mr. Rabbit's shoulder, "I know this is for stockholders, and since I'm not one, I'm interested in buying stock. I was wondering if I could do it real quick tonight. You know what I mean, right?"

Richard Rabbit smiled. “Surely Sir. I believe there’s something like ten percent of the stock still running about on the market. You should contact your broker, I believe two point five percent should only cost you..” - he named an astronomical sum, based on what the value of CBBC stock was that morning. He blushed slightly, as the thought of his company being worth that much dumbfounded him.

* * *
In the Streets

The party was already beginning. Thousands of people were dancing out there, open-top trucks moving slowly through the crowds of revelers, carrying military-grade field amplifiers, and from them blazed music so loud as to make a foreigner flinch at the very thought of it being that loud. Even up at the Tower you could hear it – and the main band had not even arrived yet.

From the Liberty-City Harbor, a man was coming. Dressed in immaculate black clothing, riding an enormous black bike, his mere sight caused Allaneans to stand, their backs straighten with pride and the drivers to clear the road. On his bike, behind him, rode his youthful wife, Angelica Murphy-Kazansky.

And the man himself was Alexander Kirillovich Kazansky, the Founder of Allanea. He was not supposed to be here – he has forsaken all contact with his people for ages, and rumors had it that he killed those Allaneans who came to visit his estate. But today he was back. He was not wearing the powered armor he bore for the last several decades in public.

And he was laughing.

Alexander Kazansky, of course, was the anonymous shareholder of CBBC.

His bike approached a small crowd of grunger protesters who were -apparently - complaining about Evil CBBC capitalism. He did not swerve. The bike and it's two riders simply jumped over the protest in an insane, impossible parabola. And he shouted:

"I'm back, you hippie bastards!"

Cesari smiled, "I'll take five percent." He put his arm around Antonette and whispered, "Your grandfather owed his life to my great uncle. He saved it. You can pay the debt back now." Antonette grew angry, but he said, "I am an honorable man." Antonette took out a small book. He opened it, revealing a small computer. He transferred the some money from his personal account, and some from the Royal account, to the Seaboard Casino. Cesari took it, and transferred the money to buy 5% of the stock. Cesari smiled at Mr. Rabbit, "My advice is to give the remaining 5% to a family member to hold. Your kids if you have any. If not, eh, another close relative."

From the Desk of Gerald Rheinhardt:
It is with a supreme felicity that I write to the fatherland of the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation and its corporate headquarters. In addition to accepting the invitation to the festivities in Liberty City, I would like to express the deep extent of my gratitude for the profit that the CBBC has afforded Rheinwürst. My enthusiasm is paralleled by that of my third cousin, Leon. Leon Rheinhardt is, of course, the Chief Executive Officer of Rhinemetall Enterprises, one of the four pillars of hyper-capitalism by which Conquest Incorporated itself is supported. The support that the CBBC engenders with its profit and its promise of more and greater of the same buy it high praise from high places.

As the Cute Bunny Burger empire continues to grow in the Mile High City and throughout the world, Rheinwürst salutes it. I shall arrive in Liberty City within four hours.

~Gerald Rheinhardt, CEO, Rheinwürst Corporation

Gerald, despite his comparatively third-rate status within the sprawling hierarchy of the Rheinhardt family, still rated enormous power and respect within the corporate culture of Conquest Incorporated. Wearing the finest suits, being friven and flown in the finest craft, hobnobbing with the famously wealthy, was all part and parcel with his surname.

Despite his considerable wealth, Gerald had an odd distaste for letting someone else write his correspondence. The interesting bits of it, anyway. Having composed this missive to the CBBC head office, he sat back in his chair. After a moment's reflection, he jabbed his intercom into life.

"Prep the shuttle."

Kazansky smiled as he entered the room. “Good day, Mr. Rabbit. I would like to say that you, and your effort, have restored my faith in Allanea. I believed – wrongly I see now – that Allaneans are incapable of any real progress or important achievement. I am wrong. I am glad to be wrong. Thank you, Mr. Rabbit.”

He then turned to King Antonette. “Good day, Your Majesty. Good day, Mr. Cesari. Meet Angela, my wife.”

The lady looked young – as if she were 16 – but everybody who followed the press knew that was just due to a variety of advanced medical treatment. In fact, she was much older – though one would not guess it if one didn’t know. “Hello, your Majesty,” said Angelica Kazansky-Murphy. “I am most honored.”

Queen Mariah's cute little 5 year old daughter (Maria Leia Stuart) ran up to the Richard and Mathilda Rabbit. She was a miniature version of her less-than-angelic mother.

"Hello Mr and Mrs Rabbit, I'm Princess Leia. It's very nice to meet you. I really like your names." the little girl said to Richard and Mathilda Rabbit.

She turned to John Antonette "Hello Uncle John!"

Antonette greeted Kazansky, "Good day, Marechal." He turned to his wife, "And Madam Kazansky." He bent, and kissed her hand, in the formal style. Mr. Cesari nodded, "Marechal, Madam."
John then turned and saw Mariah's kid. "Hello, Leia. How are you today?" He looked at her parents, and greeted both of them. Cesari floated over to Richard, and said, "I'm Paul Cesari of Seaboard Casino."

Antonette greeted Kazansky, "Good day, Marechal." He turned to his wife, "And Madam Kazansky." He bent, and kissed her hand, in the formal style. Mr. Cesari nodded, "Marechal, Madam."
John then turned and saw Mariah's kid. "Hello, Leia. How are you today?" He looked at her parents, and greeted both of them. Cesari floated over to Richard, and said, "I'm Paul Cesari of Seaboard Casino."

Leia smiled "I'm good Uncle John! Me happy to be here. I like Cute Bunny food!". Queen Mariah picked up her daughter as Count Richard caught up to his family "Good to see you John. Oh, my son isn't here because he's playing soccer for his team. He isn't a party person anyway ... so Leia is party kid here."

He then went to greet all the Allaneans and as well as those he didn't know in the room.

He leaned in to Leia and whispered, "Don't eat too much of their crap. You'll get fat and ugly." He smiled and went over to mariah, "That kid is just like you."

Prince Xaver and Prince John slipped into the party quietly, for once, and made their seperate ways, realizing that where they were headed was the same place.

Prince John immediately came up and embraced King John. "Heya, John! How's it goin'?" He then called for a drink.

Grand Prince Xavier, though, approached Kazansky first. He bowed to him slightly as a sign of respect and extended his hand.

"I've heard many things about you, most good." Xavier smirked. "I am Veliky Kynaz Xavier Alexitovich Tsarevich Andropov, son of Tsar Alexei Andropov. I heard you two got along well. My father thinks highly of you."

He leaned in to Leia and whispered, "Don't eat too much of their crap. You'll get fat and ugly." He smiled and went over to mariah, "That kid is just like you."

Queen Mariah smiled back "Just call her the Bunny Princess. One day, she'll be a good little bunny like I was"

"Oh, thank you, Xavier Alexeevich." - smiled Kazansky, apparently aware of Russian politeness - "How do you like Allanea? I hope you did not find this too... disappointing."

"I find Allanea...amusing," Xavier said, smirking. "It's quite an experience coming here, I must admit. A bit too...disorderly, for my Dersconi tastes, however."

OOC: Post = t3h suck, but nothing really to work on. And I'm tired.

John embraced John back and said, "I've been waiting for you! Havn't drank in a while, have we? AH well, lets make up for it now." He also called for a drink- a shot of Jamesons- and when John was ready, toasted him and downed it.

“Oh, I agree,” - noted Kazansky - “You will see that I no longer make my home in the United States. The locals' lack of self-discipline – our noble host being exempt of course – is quite often disinheartening.”

Xavier nodded. "Indeed. Under you, Allanea was great, I could have lived here." He grabbed a glass of Allistaire Vodka (very few could drink it and not die) and started sipping it.

"Frankly, I want you back at the head of Allanea, the international community's opinion be damned." He shrugged before downing his glass. "I'd support you."

Kazansky nodded. "Maybe I shall indeed. Maybe I shall."


Outside, the street party roared.