Tharkent
28-05-2006, 14:55
As the Foreign Minister for the newly-formed state of Tharkent, I am hereby formally charged with bringing you greetings.
As a liberal-minded state we are committed to the values of sophistry, self-promotion, and free-thinking, in roughly that order and are currently seeking a sufficiently corpulent middle-class group of likeminded nations with whom to collude and strike up generally friendly relations.
In keeping with our recently-formed state, we would be grateful for any advice we might be able to solicit from more senior nations as to the manner in which we may best progress towards our shared goals.
We have inspected the formal listings of locations, and indeed several of our newly-formed government departments have been tied up with the process for several weeks, to the severe detriment of public policy. As they consist of little but names, we are finding it hard to extract relevant information.
Can any kindly, wise benefactor state come to our aid and sponsor our minor principality with its wisdom?
We certainly hope so.
Many thanks in advance for your kind consideration,
Sincerely and with fraternal greetings,
Archnimbob Ghatwang Vilopuolos III,
Foreign Minister, Tharkent.
TK4 665G
As a liberal-minded state we are committed to the values of sophistry, self-promotion, and free-thinking, in roughly that order and are currently seeking a sufficiently corpulent middle-class group of likeminded nations with whom to collude and strike up generally friendly relations.
In keeping with our recently-formed state, we would be grateful for any advice we might be able to solicit from more senior nations as to the manner in which we may best progress towards our shared goals.
We have inspected the formal listings of locations, and indeed several of our newly-formed government departments have been tied up with the process for several weeks, to the severe detriment of public policy. As they consist of little but names, we are finding it hard to extract relevant information.
Can any kindly, wise benefactor state come to our aid and sponsor our minor principality with its wisdom?
We certainly hope so.
Many thanks in advance for your kind consideration,
Sincerely and with fraternal greetings,
Archnimbob Ghatwang Vilopuolos III,
Foreign Minister, Tharkent.
TK4 665G