NationStates Jolt Archive

Official Announcement of the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation

Cute Bunny Burger Corporation is known for it’s varied charity efforts. In fact, one cent on every dollar of CBBC profits is sent out to a variety of non-profit efforts throughout the world. We believe it’s time for us to promote an important healthy pastime for all people, anywhere. That pastime is soccer.

While not very famous in Allanea, soccer is rather important for people in many, many nations. And, in the spirit of international cooperation and friendship, the Corporation is willing and desirous to sponsor a variety of sport clubs, especially soccer teams.

It’s simple, really. We fund your club’s drive for better sportsmen and better stadia, and you add the Cute Bunny Logo to your kit (or something). You know you want it, and we know you do, too!

And you don’t even need to do much about it – just call our corporate headquarters and get your CBBC sponsorship, today!


OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=471405 for more info.

The FALE would like to enquire whether the CBBC is interested in sponsoring the third edition of the Four Nations' Invitational tournament, scheduled to take place i this time period between the end of WC28 and the start of WC29.

Official Response from the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation

Yes, this is certainly a good idea. Is it possible for FALE to inquire on whether we can establish branches in Liverpool England? We are seeing a possible market for up to 18.4 branches per million population, somewhat like the old United Kingdom.

As the FALE are organisers of the Four Nations Invitational, should the CBBC want to (you've barely expressed an interest in ;)) sponsor the FNI III, they are most welcome to put forward their proposal, which the FALE will accept (and this edition will be renamed the "Cute Bunny Burger Corp. Four Nations'").

As for opening branches in Liverpool England, the FALE will make the relevant enquiries to the Ministry of Trade and Economic Affairs.

Official Response of the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation

We would like to make the necessary arrangements to sponsor the Four Nations Invitational. As a preparation tranche, we are offering a first payment of ten million Universal Standard Dollars to pay for the expenditures of the invitational, but more money will be transferred as needed.

The FALE are agreeable to the discussed sum of money, and will make the necessary arrangements for the tournament's renaming as well as the appropriate signage at matches.

(the Ministry of Trade's response will be posted to the other thread)

Vuam and Isma Topplig club Kediri would like to invite the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation to become Kediri's shirt sponsor for Season 2, and to open a branch of the CBBC within Kediri's stadium, the Stadiu de Burcambe Way.

Should the CBBC be interested by Kediri's proposal, then Kediri are sure that there will be no problem when it comes to the financial nature of the agreements.

However, should this offer interest the CBBC, then Kediri would want to know if there would be any possibility of regional or perhaps planetary advertisement of Kediri F.C. within branches of the CBBC.

Regional advertisement is surely an option. A check for $150k has been sent to Kediri FC. We would like to know, how many branches, per capita, is there a market for in your nation?

Kediri FC have drawn up a mock-up kit for next season :

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6086/kedirikit1pe.png

Should this be approved by the CBBC, then Kediri will cash in on the $150,000 and start printing shirts for retail.


Vuam and Isma is a rather small insular nation, that has a fiercly liberal approach to economy. Giant Burger runs 24.3 retail points per 5 million inhabitants, and are the leaders in fast food restauration in Vuam and Isma. This low figure (per million persons) is due to the fact that 97% of Vuam and Isma's inhabitants are citadins, and are mainly regrouped in 5 main metropolitain areas : Ehime-Santos Illumenti, Costa Da Akès, Tirrana, Rioans, Quoppuk-Chao Le. Ehime is the capital of Vuam and Isma, and Kediri FC are based in Santos Illumenti, a town that has become a conurbation with Ehime.

This is well. We will start with establishing 500 test restaurants through Vuam, a small percent of the capacity of the market. We love the kit design, btw. However, would it be possible to include the logo of CBBC somewhere? Send a shirt to our CEO!

OOC: Think the playboy bunny head, but bright yellow.

James Gaines
BFSA President

Due to Bazalonia hosting the next Baptism of Fire and the fact that Bazalonia simply does not have the quality fields it will need for the Baptism of Fire, as well as future hosting aspirations. We the Bazalonian Federation of Soccer Associations present the following proposal. In exchange for funding a proportion of the money required to setup a world-class stadium containing an approximate 75 thousand seats, Cute Bunny Burger Corp will be given naming rights to the stadium and be credited as Sponsoring the Bazalonian Leg of the Baptism of Fire. Spreading to all the nations participating in the Bazalonian Draw of the Baptism of Fire.

The stadium will of course be branded with CBBC's logo on the field itself and on the walls within the stadium.

It has an estimated cost 800 Million USD, we are seeking an extra 15 million to top up other sources of money so that construction can be completed in time. We await to hear your response.

OOC: Can't do a proper post now... brain fried...

IC:

We will happily sponsor this stadium.

Kediri F.C. show new shirt, sponsor and player.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7358/kedirikit23es.png

CBBC, the Cute Bunny Burger Corporation, is the new sponsor of Kediri.

During the press conference, Kediri's sporting manager, Mr McDermott, presented a representant of CBBC with the first shirt : number 0.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/200/20050518020dwr1tf.jpg

Later on, Kediri announced the signing of a new player : Grônkjaer Koomen, who joined from the Eredivie side Sant Alboon Rovers.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8964/20021018ajaxariegroot6lp.png


OOC : Feel free to RP anybody from Kediri, from the V&I FA, from... anything. As long as it's fair and fun!

Spielvereinigung Tolzerio, a team that has finished at the bottom of the Capitalizt SLANI League for the last two seasons (with a total of six wins in 84 matches), is interested in a sponsorship deal with CBBC, changing the name of the club to CBBC Spielvereinigung Tolzerio and adding the company’s logo to the team’s match kits.

The investment by CBBC is negotiable, but the Tolzerio board requests a 35 kg Au monthly payment*, to be re-negotiated in three years.

*OOC: The Capitalizt calendar only has seven months in a year. 1 kg Au ≈ USD 21 000.

In the CBBC headquarters

The CEO blinked at the report in front of him. He was sitting in his office, lording it over the lower executives in his new Kediri shirt. "So… who are these Tolzerio peeps?"

"They're a really sucky team, it seems. Really, a sucky team. Look at their record."

"And they'll think we'll go for this outrageous price, why?"

"Because they are silly."

"Point. Write them a letter.

And the letter had one word in it:

DENIED

Although i am not the head of the NSPGA, but would you like to sponsor the tour or if not sponsor my Toraquan Elite Golfers on Tour!

My Players are Henry Jui & Danny Biggs. Both are top performing players on Tour but are yet to win an event, although have come close several times.

Jui has just been sealed with a Ali-Carlton Sponsorship from San Haven while Biggs plays for Red Tree of his own Country. Both have been paid over $2,500,00 to play the entire NSPGA Season under their names...

Please consider!

To Bazalonia

The Cute Bunny Corporation would like to organise the security of the stadium via the Bazalonian division of CBSF.

To Toraquay


This sounds perfectly reasonable. Are there CBBC branches in Toraquay, by the way?

To Bazalonia

The Cute Bunny Corporation would like to organise the security of the stadium via the Bazalonian division of CBSF.



Statement from the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade

Security will be a big concern for us during the Baptism of Fire, especially as nations from all over the world, Most of which we will interacting for the first time, will be coming to Bazalonia to compete. Appart from conducting security sweeps before each game the Government of Bazalonia has no control over staduim security this request has been passed on to the BFSA, who's authority it is to maintain security at each of the venues.

.......

Dear Representative of Cute Bunny Corp;

We have received alot interest from a number of Bazalonian firms, in addition with your interest. The safety of those attending our matches is of the highest concern. That is why we are asking for a proposal to maintain security in the CBBC Dome. A full costing should be attached to security proposal, but a total cost should also be included in the main proposal. Once, our security experts inassociation with the Bazalonian Federal Police review the proposals. We shall make a decision. CBSF's Bazalonian Division is welcome to submit a proposal, and the closing date for accepting proposals is in 2 months time. We await to hear from you.

Yours Sincerly, James Gaines, President of the BFSA.

Official Response of the CBSF

The Cute Bunny Security Forces will happily provide this security at the cheapest price yet - they will do it for free. We will provide [number] guards, as well as three small unarmed patrol helicopters, for these purposes. Further, we will keep additional [number] guards on tap for the purposes of emergencies. Furthermore, [number] CBSF rescue and medical personnel will be made available. Further, if our offer is accepted, we will add 5 million dollars as payment for safety and security equipment for the Stadium.

James Gaines read the synopsis of the proposal, handed onto the BFSA Security expert who read it, then passed it onto the BFP's security analyst adivsor attached to the BFSA for the duration of the Baptism of Fire Tournament.

The main text of the proposal went into detail about where the guards to be stationed, where the copters to be based and what pattern of usage they woulod have. Where the emergency equipment was to be held as well as details for the on-call guards should the need arise, containing estimates of travel time and everything.

The proposal was a well rounded a though proposal, The Best Bazalonian firm proposal was very close, nearly just as though and well thought out as the CBSF plan. But in the end money won out of local firms.


Dear Cute Bunny Security Forces Representative

After reviewing your proposal we have decided to accept and your firm is officially selected as the security provider for the Bazalonian portion of the Baptism of Fire. As such your company will now have the responsibilty of maintaining security details at all venues used during the Baptism of Fire. A legal representative will be contacting you to sign the contract that states you'll be providing the security on behalf of BFSA and will also carry with them details of other venues to be used during the Baptism of Fire

To Toraquay

This sounds perfectly reasonable. Are there CBBC branches in Toraquay, by the way?

I think there is, not quite sure, i think there is about 6 or so, can't quite remember! So could you please sponsor our players Jui & Biggs & even the tour if you want more publicity. At all the events Concession Stands litter the grounds, so while not watching Jui sink a 20 foot putt for eagle or Biggs bombing the fairways they can simply go & buy food from you!